June 12th, 2014

Standing Up to Murdoch

Tom Watson has been giving Ed a hard time of late. He’ll love this one from the man who claims not to read British newspapers…

Incidentally Guido could not help but notice what a difference a couple of years makes:

The spin doctors have been at hair and suits. 

UPDATE: Watson: “In my position you have to laugh.”


470 Comments

  1. 1
    Steve Miliband says:

    Going for the Scouse vote

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    • 12
      The two Muppets says:

      He would sell his soul for a few extra votes .What a first class numpty .

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      • 27
        Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Layabouts & other Wasters says:

        Ed Multimillionaireband looks like one of those ISIS idiots in Iraq who are killing everything that moves.

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        • 209

          The government of Iraq is being attacked by ISIS “which is led by Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi on behalf of Prince Abdul Rahman al-Faisal, the brother of the current Saudi Foreign Minister and of the Saudi ambassador in Washington.

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          • 1001 Nights says:

            Was he the one who did a runner overnight without telling anyone he was going home before some shit or other hit the fan in Washington?

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          • micro britain says:

            Look into the eyes! – just the eyes – not around the eyes – just the eyes

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      • 111
        Cinna says:

        No votes in Liverpool for that pic.

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      • 149

        One Sun says

        THIS IS OUR ENGLAND

        The Other Sun says

        ROONEY HOOKER…

        Yes … this is our England all right !

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      • 205
        Guido earns his shilling says:

        Can’t think of anyone else who has stood up to Murdoch

        Liked by 1 person

      • 236
        Death by Bongo says:

        My free copy ‘through the letterbox’ went straight in the Recycle Bin – unread.

        Imagine this muppet in charge of the country! Worse than the bloke in charge now… No Thanks.

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      • 287
        Milifail says:

        “Our England”

        Any Labour MP coming out with that has got a fucking cheek, given how they flooded us with immigrants.

        FAIL

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      • 321
        Cost-of-Labour-crisis says:

        Our next Prime Minister. Eughyuk (retch)

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      • 336
        secret terrorism trial says:

        kafka says.
        when in may, regress.
        5pf april is for fools.

        why say sorry. a word designed for kids.
        does balls wank on his own?

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    • 19
      dai agreeably says:

      THE EYES HAVE IT

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      • 41
        Anonymous says:

        I’ve noticed the Murdoch press pushing Milliband recently. When the Sunday Times ran the article about Fifa they kept referring to what Milliband thought or thinks, and how Milliband has put the fear of God into Fifa by telling them he disapproved!!!!!!!! Why do they think Milliband’s views are important

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      • 278
        Bob cuntface Crow says:

        He does look like he is about to run amok with a cleaver .

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      • 288
        Dai Lemma says:

        I thought he would support Belgian or Israel

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    • 34
      Blenders says:

      Milliband is going fro the Cloppa Castle haircut

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    • 35
      Talwin says:

      Going for the Scouse vote? Not supporting The Sun he isn’t. Don’t his SPADS follow the Hillsborough stuff?

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      • 85
        Hugh Janus says:

        I suspect he was being ironically sarcastic. Or sarcastically ironic. Or something…

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      • 115
        Cinna says:

        Well he’s in good company. Inside there’s an ad for Mars featuring Gerard. That’ll go down well with the Scousers, and I’m not referring to the Mars Bar.

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        • 150

          I M SORRY …. BUT SERIOUSLY

          This man —and his dogwhistle lieutenants — to be 4/5 with Ladbrokes as the next HMG, with no other Party within spitting distance ?

          To quote the inimtable J P McEnroe Esquire :

          Man …you have GOT to be joking !!

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    • 87
      Tom Catesby. says:

      Is this geek real? Does he think publicly supporting the most hated newspaper on Merseyside and his transparent attempts at patriotism, with get the Scousers voting for him in droves? BTW, has anyone told him what’s actually happening in Brazil in the next couple of weeks?

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    • 119
      Jim says:

      Two Bandwagons in one day?
      What about tomorrow?

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    • 125
      The Growler says:

      I got one of those Sun thingies in the post this morning, going straight into the paper recycling bag

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    • 188
      RichUpNorth says:

      Yes, This IS Our England. Now sod off you Belgian twat.

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    • 190
      JFT96 says:

      Justice for the 96

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    • 280
      class of 1992 says:

      lucky brazilan.
      was a girl.

      who does the fucking in the house?
      donga says, please “wash and go”

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    • 310
      spin doctor's long nails says:

      don’t show me attitude.

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    • 355
      says says of Regent's Park courtyard. Baker's dozen says:

      I am being ha la la lised.

      what was the price of Herod’s liver pate in December 2013.

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    • 363
      milk monitor says:

      Ed doesn’t do front-line politics

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  2. 2
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    Two Eds are fewer than one. I think that’s what they say.

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  3. 3
    Sizzla says:

    He looks like a hostage holding up a recent newspaper as proof he’s still alive.

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  4. 4
    Incredible but true! says:

    They’ve managed to make him look even more of a dork.

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    • 53
      Bert says:

      Your moniker has it.

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    • 83
      Nice paintwork, Guv'nor says:

      He’s had a nice respray. Obviously going for the immigrant vote as he seems to be getting darker. It will be useful to keep comparing this detail over the next few months.

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      • 90
        Maqb­oul says:

        And the botox.

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      • 95
        Tom Catesby. says:

        Well, he does have rather more in common with the immigrants, truth be told.

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        • 137
          The Growler says:

          Strangely enough, so does our host, only he uses whitening cream. Why pretend you are something you not, no wonder a lot of the HoC seem not even of this planet, are they really lizards?

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    • 183
      Mycroft says:

      Yep, and such a feat of engineering should not be readily dismissed.

      To work to make him look even more out of his mind than normal is not easy and should go without some recognition.

      There is a serious hard work in there, the slightly awkward smile has been replaced with one that would befit an In-mate of a Victorian Insane Asylum, the sort of person that claims to be visited by Dracula and eats spiders and flies he catches.

      The eyes… oh god the eyes… they are not ‘right’, there is something pathetic in them, like those of a puppy-dog, but with zero charm or pleasantness, if any puppy came toward you which such eyes you’d shoot it in the face, safe in the knowledge you’ve saved the World from the spawn of Cerberus.

      Still, he loves the peasants and is not afraid to say so tediously and repeatedly at every opportunity.

      W’nker.

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      • 367
        milk monitor says:

        it’s the face of that tedious spod at school who would sit at the front of the class, suck up to the teacher, become the library monitor, join the chess club, and the debating society, and patronise and scoff at the oiks in the class who tried to join his little tribe.

        I recognise the kind of prick that Ed is from school days.

        In fact, one such character I went to school with is now a Guardian writer – makes sense.

        Oh! the self-importance! This guy can never be prime-minister, never ever, I doubt most of his constituents have ever met him – he would never associate with the peasants of Donneh outside of politics, and plenty of them would probably kick the shit out of him if ever wandered around alone.

        But most telling of all, is that Ed is the epitome of the modern Labour party – he is the ultimate destination following the removal of Clause 4, and the New Labour revival movement.

        The real Labour Party died with John Smith, and now all that’s left is an empty meaningless shell, a London-centric, minority-centric, SDP crawling with spin doctors and hangers-on.
        The only thing propping it up as a party, is the muscle-memory Labour voting generation, that have nothing in common with New Labour; and the combination of FPTP and unfair constituencies.
        Once the muscle-memory voters have died out, what’s left of the Labour party will be down at Lib Dem levels – a pointless, reckless, monster of a party that did its best to runi this country with its stupid adolescent left-wing ideological shit.

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    • 365
      milk monitor says:

      a dorkistani

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  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Undercover Tory advisors strike gold!

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  6. 6
    Sinick says:

    Another British value: tragic hopefulness in the face of certain defeat.

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    • 99
      Tom Catesby. says:

      A British value? His he aware of any?

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      • 368
        milk monitor says:

        It’s a Yewish value – the eternal (yet affluent) victim paying lip service to an adopted identity for personal career expedience.

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  7. 7
    Witty Moniker says:

    Apart from straightening the tie up a bit, what the f*ck exactly have the spin doctors been doing for two years – apart from perfecting the rabbit-in-headlights look that is such a surefire winner?

    Not that I’m complaining – it all brings Labour that little bit closer to defeat.

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    • 64
      Socialism is theft says:

      Spin doctoring for Miliband is like polishing a piece of shit.

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    • 89
      Nice paintwork, Guv'nor says:

      At least it’s only “rabbit-in-headlamps” look. Balls looks like a drug-fuelled murderer when he’s interviewed. Perhaps Milisnot knows that Balls-up is the driver of the car.

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      • 286
        Bob cuntface Crow says:

        It does point towards a leadership challenge from behind the scenes,PR people are Hunts but not that stupid.

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        • 293
          Bob cuntface Crow says:

          He is a local council diversity officer at best,fuck knows how the Milliretards have got this far,I know its union money but even so there must be someone less of a freak they could have picked.Cameron owes him a lot.

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          • milk monitor says:

            He looks like an estate agent to me.

            I hate estate agents… they are amongst the lowest forms of life, amongst related species: letting agents; recruitment consultants; financial advisers; and other such middlemen shit and parasites.

            All the Tories need to do to win GE2015 is put a poster up with Ed Miliband and Ed Ball gazing down on us, and one big word below: “Really?” …job done.

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  8. 8
    Psychotic says:

    England needs an anglo-saxon insurgency, otherwise it will be lost to third world assimilation, and the EURO gauliters.

    And i an unanimous in this

    on topic,,,even if he has had his hair done by some ponce he still looks like a fucking drooling retard

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    • 16
      Social housing should be demolished with the residents still inside says:

      he is still looks like a fucking drooling retard

      Corrected your type for you.

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    • 276
      Retired Waster says:

      Not unanimous, I agree and I think the future holds conflict between the muslims and their liberal useful idiots and the English that remain.

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  9. 9
    Northern Bitch says:

    He looked better before! He seems to be more Wallace & Grommit now!

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  10. 10
    Sinick says:

    Oh my, I’ve just read the headline on the 2yr old edition….

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  11. 11
    Psychotic says:

    This is the England the Marxist rat wants to destroy

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  12. 14
    Ed Miliband says:

    I with Britain good luck in the thoccerball cup in Miami tonight

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  13. 15
    Anon. says:

    He looks wired. Too much coffee?

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    • 19
      Botus says:

      Yeah they found him a Tommy Tippee cup so he doesn’t pour it down his shirt now.

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      • 97
        Nice paintwork, Guv'nor says:

        Yeah but it still keeps coming down his nose. They’re going to have to rip his adenoids, tonsils and testicles off. He might be able to be heard clearer without his scrotum in the way.

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  14. 17
    Botus says:

    Blimey the jury hasn’t returned their verdict in the N0TW case and Labour are back to sucking R00pies c0ck :)

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  15. 18
    Anon. says:

    OT.

    Tikrit: This is what 4000 Iraqi troops surrendering looks like.

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    • 107
      Tom Catesby. says:

      F^cking hell, somebody tell the great peacemaker. Come to think of it haven’t heard much from Tony.B. Liar about this .

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    • 197
      Don't mess with us . says:

      In the 6 day war it took Israel all of Tuesday morning to eliminate the Iraqi army, air force and navy.

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    • 317
      JH32984923-035 says:

      If Saddam was left in power Iraq would still be a country with extensive infrastructure, a large middle class and zero Islamism – on pain of death, which is really all they understand so you can’t really fault the Tikrit boy’s logic there.

      Now look at it twenty years later, a giant fucking terrorist training, funding and fulfilment area.

      The one blessing is that hopefully the various shitty flavours of Islam will now be hell bent on destroying each other, which might distract them from triggering the fifth column they have been installing on this island for the last 40 years. All with the eager help of the left of course who will ironically be the first against the wall/dangling from a crane if/when the religion of piss takes over.

      Popcorn.

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      • 370
        milk monitor says:

        Yeah, I don’t quite get all that fake concern about Kuwait – I mean really, do any of us in Britain really give a shit about a country far away we’ve never heard of invading another country far away we’ve never heard of?! So what if he wanted to bomb Ysrael, it’s nowhere near us, why should we give a shit if the Ysraelis want to invest so much energy into alienating their neighbours. It’s not our problem – they pushed their way into the Palestine mandate against the rules, it’s their mess now… fuck ‘em, honestly.

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  16. 21
    Ed Marxbot says:

    I hope England thcore pwenty of touchdowns in the 2014 World Theries.

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    • 299
      The only Country in Europe not to have a Parliament is England says:

      I used to thit on the terrace next to Tony at the Gallagate end and have the piles to prove it, Tony said he had a seat though

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      • 354
        Twozin Portside says:

        I feel it is a glowing testament to the civilised, compassionate and generous nature of the British people that Edwood Milliband, a special needs student from an ordinary family in Primrose Hill, can rise to such a prominent role in our society. Although his handicaps make him unemployable in any workplace but the most generously subsidised tax payer funded employment scheme, he has been encouraged to fulfil his potential, and more, in the Westminster adult learners play centre.

        We have the right to feel proud of the motto of our political class, ‘No fuckwit left behind, however gormless, unattractive and ill coordinated’.

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  17. 22
    Gargoyles R Us says:

    They should seriously keep him away from the cameras.

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    • 25
      jgm2 says:

      They’re too focussed on keeping Ned Balls away from the cameras. I guess it would look too suspicious if they kept both of their main electoral albatrosses out of the limelight.

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    • 372
      milk monitor says:

      They should seriously keep him away from the leadership of the opposition.

      He has to be up there 247 if he wants to try and convince us that we want to be represented in the world by a clumsy nasal supercilious disingenuous pseudo-intellectual gawky Yewish spoilt brat adolescent inarticulate millionaire pretend socialist, who doesn’t like Britain, or people, or sport, or anything normal and mainstream, and can’t fucking hold down a pint or hold up a bacon butty… the guy is a useless çunt, just like Balls and the rest of Labour.

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      • 375
        Flaming Torches R Us says:

        Good lad! You are beginning to sound more like me every day! Go lad, go!!

        Oh, PS —- Vote UKIP

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  18. 23
    Rickytshirt says:

    All time low for Lib Dems with Yougov @ 6% – only 1% above Greens.

    Abandon ship!

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  19. 24
    Anonymous says:

    at best work experience

    at worst day release

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  20. 26
    sorry to disappoint but says:

    It’s for the use of a rent-free barn as an office and Farage has
    declared it in a register in Brussels every year since 2001 as
    required.

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    • 30
      Neil Hamilton, UKIP spokesman says:

      Why do you need an allowance if it is rent free

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      • 47
        Mornington Crescent says:

        As any fule kno, MEPs are paid an allowance and told to do what they like with it – something UKIP has consistently criticised.

        I can smell the Establishment trying to trip him up, yet again. Personally, I’d rather he spent it on beer and tarts.

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      • 169

        It s a benefit in kind .

        Which means you still have the use of it for nothing

        So the taxman wants you to declare it as such ( a benefit in kind not in money ) so he can tax you on “notional ” money that you have not even received .

        Good innit ?

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  21. 28
    Steve Miliband says:

    Yes but he’s been running machines and banks of computers

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  22. 36
    St Anthony Bliar says:

    He hasn’t really got the Evil Eyes look right, has he? That just looks slightly crazy.

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  23. 39
    Youve_got_Ed? says:

    Is Ed being made to hold up that newspaper against his will?

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  24. 40
    23033 says:

    I have just shared this photograph on Facebook. I reckon I have personally just taken 10000 votes from Labour in the North West. Yeay me !!

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  25. 43
    Anonymous says:

    Guido says he couldn’t help noticing what a difference a couple of years have made – well to be fair the earlier photo looks much more natural , he looks quite human in that . The latest photo all stary eyed just makes him look odd.

    I suspect he needs to get rid of those spin doctors and minders and put his wife in charge, perhaps she can make him look human and normal!

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  26. 45
    Raving Loon says:

    This Ed chap looks a bit weird, has anyone else noticed?

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  27. 46
    nell says:

    Poor militwit!

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  28. 49
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i am not sorry to state this – Once AGAIN – Murdoch is desperate to curry favour with the British Public who he has robbed blindly for decades. He has with every smoke ‘n mirror and the lowest of the low tactics aveiled himself to be promoting British Values – but always and only as long as he gets his ‘favours’ from the government of the day – The last Labour Government who he ‘controlled and the current coalition who he also controls’. Blackmail & entrapment are his MO … oh and he has some very nasty and duplicitous shysters who are as corrupted.

    And what of the “executives” who sanctioned every last payment atop the Murdoch pile – who have bought themselves plenty of scapegoats in the hacking trial?

    Oh dear – is something going to be buried during the world cup and while other events are kicking off all over the place?

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    • 77
      Liverpool are right, Mur doch is a waste of space says:

      He’s saved me a load of money, not buying his “news” papers and cancelling S ky, I get what I need from FTA and foreign news sats, as the “bouquet” for sat channels are easy to change any S ky or B BC channels can be deleted.

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    • 222
      Retired Waster says:

      Maybe not. The UK is only 5% of Murdoch’s company business. B Sky B is 41% owned by News International but this is separate from other interests. Control of that has been the only issue in the UK for him but now the politicians may not be able to oblige. It is the politicians who clamour for his favour. True, Obama and Brown snubbed him and were badmouthed by his press.

      Tony Blair may have more to fear from him than Miliband’s handlers.

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      • 374
        milk monitor says:

        Given the evil the BBC has perpetrated, Murdoch is small fry in comparison, and the least of our worries as long as the licence fee/TV tax continues… as soon as it (the licence fee and the BBC) goes, then we can talk about Murdoch.

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  29. 52
    Bosun Higgs says:

    Is he wearing brown eye shadow?

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  30. 57
    LOL says:

    photo/1

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    • 65
      Bert says:

      I put mine, unread, in the cupboard where I keep old newspapers for lighting the fire.

      Footy is played by, watched by, written about, and endlessly analysed by, cretins. The only interest the World cup has for me is in seeing how far removed from sport a corrupt fiasco can get.

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      • 124
        Mornington Crescent says:

        Agreed.

        I managed to open to Page 3 and, upon realising that the only tits were on the front page, it went straight in the bin.

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    • 70
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      For the three party leaders to ‘hold up’ the scum in such a way – speaks volumes about the three stooges and of who exactly owns their arses.

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    • 74
      Nick Clogg says:

      Just my way of saying thank you for attacking nasty Nigel. It could have been worse.

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    • 98
      Ed Twelvety Balls says:

      They didn’t publish the photo of me holding the newspaper. I was later told that I had been holding it upside down.

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    • 179
      Tom Catesby. says:

      God help us! Refer to comment 92.

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    • 212
      Bosun Higgs says:

      i recycled the Sun freebie as ‘paper’, Cameron’s smile as ‘plastic’, Miliband’s look as ‘glass(y)’ and Clegg as ‘residual’.

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    • 281
      Taxpayer funded astroturfing EU Troll says:

      C U N T S ………!

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    • 453
      inside out says:

      Can you imagine Churchill , Home, MacMillian or any previous holder of post of Prime Minister of Great Britain pulling this stunt,God help us,and save us from these lightweights.

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  31. 59
    Mark Oaten (LibDem) says:

    Proof personified that you cannot polish a tvrd.

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  32. 61
    Chilcot says:

    Can anyone think of a softer phrase for “slightly unfortunate?”

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  33. 63
    Michael Gove says:

    Vote out the Conservative led coalition in 2015

    People forced to pay extra to fast track delayed passports http://tgr.ph/1ljjPOf

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    • 67
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      Note to the establishment – neither the government nor the opposition are working in the interests of the public – sack the fucking lot of them.

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    • 69
      Passports are cheap today. says:

      What’s up, they’re doing you a favour, if you can’t go on holiday then you can give all your holiday money to charity, save the world or at least save some CEO of a charity from paying for an expensive meal from his own pocket, you know it makes sense, vote Liebour for more of the same.

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      • 73
        jgm2 says:

        They sure fucking well are cheap. Just renewed my daughter’s Canajun one. $270. UK ones are less than half the price.

        Mind you, a Russian visa is £80 – the cheeky c*unts.

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        • 132
          WoRaft Chihuahua says:

          I wonder if this ‘backlog’ is deliberate? Later it will make a very good excuse as to why hundreds of thousands of dodgy passports were nodded through.

          Surely it is predictable, based on previous years, that there will be seasonal variations in demand for passports. There will be slack periods where the state could encourage people to do their admin by offering a £10 discount or paying the check and send fee at the post office.

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    • 72
      Ed Miliband says:

      Yeth! Vote Labour to be thure that Bwitith pathporth go to anyone in the world who wanth one!

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  34. 68
    Mary Poppins says:

    Superwallygoesautisticlabourareattrocious!

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  35. 71
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Well pick up a gun and get yourself down there Trumper old boy…

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    • 75
      jgm2 says:

      Iraq never invited us in the first place if you remember.

      But, having made the mistake of getting involved not once but twice we must try to resist our idiot ‘leaders’ going for the hat-trick.

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      • 158
        The Growler says:

        But they must have successful war, get that old patriotic thing going and walk straight back into office

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        • 435
          Ann, the poverty stricken accounts clerk says:

          Oh, I must has missed it, but I thought the good ol’ US of A was now completely independent of AyeRab oil since they started fracking about all over the place.

          What will really fuck the Americans off though is if oil producers started pricing the stuff in anything other than greenbacks. Now you know why Bariko Barmey is growing more white hair by the day – and Pootn still has that Cheshire cat look about him.

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      • 166
        PC Knott-Likely says:

        Yes, we must let Iraq invade other UN sovereign states and do nothing about it.

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        • 224
          jgm2 says:

          Fuck Kuwait.

          We didn’t intervene when Iraq kicked off against Iran. In fact the US egged them on to get a bit of revenge for the hostage crisis. Yet when they decide to invade Kuwait it’s suddenly all hands to the pump to protect the great democratic beacon of the Middle East. Kuwait?

          Kuwait? Fuck ‘em.

          And fuck the Saudis too. Bunch of c*unts. If they hadn’t had the great good fortune to discover oil there’d be a lot less of this Religion of Peace shit being funded all over the planet. Bunch of complete two-faced c*unts. I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire.

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      • 185

        W ROONEY SAYS

        Hat trick ??

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      • 433
        Anonymous says:

        The aim was always to prevent war in the Middle East,well we have war in the Middle East well done

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    • 80
      war dues says:

      include the artefacts, gas and real estate from Baghdad to the Persian Gulf

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      • 187

        We ll ‘ ave Kuwait as well while you re abaaht it .

        In my day Speedbird Hotel used to be the only place you could a drink down there , Probably knocked down now ….. or blown up .

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        • 438
          Ann, the poverty stricken accounts clerk says:

          Well, I lived and worked there for a time in the 1970s and I always found it not in the least difficult ti get a beer. If you took your own to a restaurant, they poured it into a metal teapot so you could pretend to everyone else you were innocently sipping at a decent Earl Grey.

          I once went to a cocktail party in the then main hotel in town. Along one wall on a long table were no less than 100 bottles of Johnny Walker Black Label on display. Our host was of course one of the prominent Kuwai moguls.

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    • 182
      Daffy says:

      Who is “we” Donald?

      Surely you have enough dollars already?

      Now go and open another golf resort in Scotchland, why don’t you buy that place?

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    • 263
      Mafioso spotter says:

      Trump is just a cheap, loud mouthed gangster

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  36. 76
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    And what of the 96 or so companies in the UK who have all been using ‘hacking techniques’ – including some 20+ law firms who so far have been ‘allowed’ to keep their names secret specifically from the Public that is? [A few having been named]

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  37. 79
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    There are some 650 MP’s in the UK – how come some 6 or so (the usual suspects) of them are being seen to be concerned about child abuse and pa3dophilia – while the rest of them say ‘nothing, nada, zero, zilch’?

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  38. 82
    nell says:

    I know it’s off topic but was just wondering where is labour’s other great white hope , bliar, the middle e a s t p e a c e envoy , as ir aq is going up in flames?

    I hear they put an urgent call out for his help but that he couldn’t be reached as he was too busy on some dic tators luxury yacht somewhere.

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    • 184
      Daffy says:

      Stop that stupid s p. a. C. I. N. G, you silly moo.

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      • 257
        Bert says:

        And while you’re about it, Nell, runningnamestogether like “edballs” or “tonyblair” will not save you from the Googling skills of Messrs Sue, Grabbit & Runne.

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    • 230
      Retired Waster says:

      Now we know why Sadam, their former good friend, had to quite firm on occasion,like. This might be a bit embarrassing for the Great Peacemaker who claimed the solution to Sadam’s tyranny was invasion. However, the secret of his success is insensitivity so he has “moved on”.

      Like

  39. 84

    Vote UKIP :-D

    Like

  40. 86
    Maqb­oul says:

    You’ve lost the plot pal.

    Like

  41. 93
    Labour Alfwit says:

    Seen this?

    Like

  42. 96
    Thith ith England says:

    I’m proud to thupport Rooney’s whore chathing.

    Like

  43. 104
    Phuquit says:

    That’ll be the same Tom Watson with his over-sized gasses and gelled-up hair.

    Like

  44. 108
    cured lefty says:

    I’d love to see brillo interviewing Skinner
    his thoughts on ‘t current laaaaboooor leadourship prospects ont ocquupin no. 10.
    chances ‘t general erection like fit stick me cloth cap o’nt wippit drag sed wippet downt tit cluob an alll that

    why did I just spend 2 minutes typing that?
    Ummm now I remember
    Skinner reinforces my
    undying , health damaging ,hatred of socialism!

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  45. 111
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Well at least he didn’t leave one of his children in the pub…

    Like

  46. 113
    Anonymous says:

    One of Miliband’s eyes is higher than the other.

    Like

  47. 120
    Blair's Nemesis says:

    Water cannon in London are a good idea. The streets are filthy from all the litter and pollution.

    However, if they want to use them for controlling riots, they’ll probably just inflame the situation and I might well join in.

    Like

    • 127
      M103 says:

      Absolutely spot on . And an arsenal of arms to the SNP. Claymores. Second-hand will do fine – Bannockburn vintage…
      For the Green? A battalion of Morris Dancers should be raised.
      As for UKIP, might I suggest grenades? With very clear instructions : pull pin and grip tightly, for good…

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    • 218
      Curious says:

      At the soap dodgers are guaranteed a free shower.

      Like

    • 383
      milk monitor says:

      if they use pig’s blood instead of water, will that have the same effect as holy water or kyptonite?

      Like

      • 449
        Fred the pensioner says:

        Have you ever thought that spraying a few hundred gallons of it from say 1000 feet over Tower Hamlets would make any difference to our immig figs?

        Like

    • 454
      inside out says:

      Water cannons on streets of Tower Hamlets to wash the filthy streets of third world rubbish.

      Like

  48. 122
    Bill de Burgh says:

    I am proud to support our multi-millionaire footballers. As they get still richer, by each forming their own individual companies to secure still more tax-efficient status for their image rights, as little boys across the land pay nearly £100 for an England shirt which costs still more to have their hero’s name printed across the back, who within a year will probably prove to have been a wifebeating coke-head who spent time away from his own little children in order to repeatedly blow his tanks in some gum-chewing, siliconed, tanning-salon reptile.

    Thanks everybody, I feel better.

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    • 269
      Bert says:

      >blow his tanks in some gum-chewing, siliconed, tanning-salon reptile

      Poetry, sir! A masterpiece of bile!

      Like

    • 359
      SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

      BRAVO!!!!! ,could not have done better myself !!!

      Like

    • 450
      Fred the pensioner says:

      …not to mention that at least 95% of those shirts will be counterfeits anyway. Can’t understand why dozy buggers waste all that money on a foot or two of cotton.

      Like

  49. 129
    Jim says:

    Why haven’t these failures been closed down by now?

    Like

  50. 130
    Labour's war says:

    The terrorists are on the march. By the time ed Miliband is prime Minister one of his first decisions will have to be should the UK send troops into Iraq.

    And then he’ll have decide wether to Aldo get involved in Syria, even though he was dead against it.

    Likely he will say no to both.

    And the Middle East will probably go up in flames and his “energy freeze” is going yo look a bit pathetic with petrol at £3.99 a litre.

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    • 141
      Aldo says:

      I don’t care what Ed Miliband thinks of me, I’m not going to Iraq.

      Like

      • 174
        Nick Clegg says:

        I’m sorry, but you must Aldo.

        It is a far, far better thing that you lay down your life for your country, than force Tony Blair to admit he made a mistake.

        Like

    • 327
      Tax it, tax it, then tax it again says:

      £3.99 a litre?

      That’s almost as much as a pint of lager!

      Like

      • 451
        Fred the pensioner says:

        But still 100 times cheaper than a few mls of printer ink.

        Like

      • 452
        Fred the pensioner says:

        Not sure what is blasphemous about this, so try again:

        Fred the pensioner says:
        Your comment is awaiting moderation.
        June 13, 2014 at 9:16 am

        But still costs a lot less than printer ink

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  51. 131
    Booty action says:

    Judging by the obsession with posting about “bumsex”, it seems you Tory boys can’t stop thinking about botty boosting. Besides, it’s not only gays who enjoy back door action. Many ladies love a bit of anal. If some of you have a nice bit of totty, send her my way for a thoroughly good seeing to. The tightness of a lady’s bottom makes for a snug fit and results in lots of nice thrusting. Women love it. And if you think your wife doesn’t, then it means she’s getting somewhere else.

    Open your mind. Lube up your wife and take her for a ride. If you don’t, I certainly will. Wahey!

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  52. 132

    The guy on the left looks better.

    The one on the right looks more shifty and I deduce that he is reading the paper in the wall mirror.

    Like

    • 203

      Well if he s reading it in the wall mirror he may well be able to read it from right to keft ….but will he be able to see his own reflection ?

      Like

    • 384
      milk monitor says:

      I predict that that photo will be photoshopped repeatedly with a range of embarassing images, signs, or newspaper mockups pasted where the newspaper shape is.
      The power of magic wand, layers, and lazy Sunday mornings.

      Like

  53. 136
    Dodgy D. Laws says:

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  54. 143
    Sad Hussein says:

    Meanwhile, what are the numbnut Dubya and that fucking liar Blair saying now?

    100,000+ dead Iraqis plus the collapse of the country.

    Didn’t they do well?

    Like

  55. 145
    Peter Hitchens says:

    Maybe Ed should shag Wendi Wang, it worked for Blair
    Maybe the old man likes to watch

    Like

  56. 147
    the mystical mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    meanwhile his bother came across as quite capable doing the helpful aid stuff in a hands on way.

    Like

  57. 151
    snakeoil makes you look pissed says:

    He actually looks better before the spin doctor makeover. How is this possible?

    Like

  58. 153
    Channel 4 Nooze says:

    Tune into Chan 4 News. Coming up later is a report on UKIP supporters in Kent giving the girl who quit the party a piece of their mind.

    Like

    • 171
      Katherine Blair says:

      Will they kill her?

      Like

      • 192
        Tom Catesby. says:

        She’ll be beheaded, according to the strict code of sharia law. Which reminds me anybody seen sharia blair about lately?

        Like

    • 213
      Anonymous says:

      Wonder which job is lined up for her?

      photo/1

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      • 246
        Mornington Crescent says:

        I have just spent 2 minutes of my life looking at her Twotter profile thing.

        Ye Gods, what an utter dimwit. Is this really what our educayshun system turns out? Seriously?

        My only criticism of UKIP is why they entertained her in the first place.

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      • 268
        Bob says:

        David Miliband looks even more vacuous than his idiot brother

        How did these weirdos ever get to the top of the Labour Party?

        They are both national security risks

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      • 351
        The People's Army says:

        Pathetic little girl. No principles, no values, UKIP should be on the outlook for these attention-seekers. I saw the fragrant Alex Swann popped back up on TV during the Euro results just when she saw UKIP doing well again.

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        • 387
          milk monitor says:

          wimmin eh, next thing yer know, they’ll be wanting equal rights! bwahahahahaaa!

          Like

  59. 154

    Vote UKIP :-D

    Like

    • 170
      PC Knott-Likely says:

      What do you mean they have no strategic reason to disrupt or target Iraq’s oil? What a daft thing to say. They have every interest in the Iraqi state being bled dry of funds, so they can take over. They have an interest in raising the stakes and drawing in America again to a ground war.

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      • 186

        You are missing the larger part of the picture which is the Saudi involvement. In establishing S’unni c’aliphate the revenue side of the current State needs to be protected – unlike B’ush-Bla!r’ strategy of break the state which clearly failed.

        Whilst ISIS consolidates and gains strength, the pressure it can exert on Assad, and by proxy, R’ussia, grows. US will not get involved whilst its oil supply remains steady and ISIS remain on their current track.

        ISIS may seek bloodless coup in the Sh’ia South – which is where most of the important oil installations are (excluding K’urdistan, who ISIS may seek alliance with on basis of equal future power sharing in I’raq govt.)

        Oil will be disrupted if !ran gets properly involved. But S’audi have new Ch!nese capabilities to counter that, which is what is holding the IRGC at bay at present. R’ussia / Ch!na / !ndia security cooperation at present will also be weakening possible backing for !ran.

        Enjoy.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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  60. 155
    Katherine Blair says:

    Dont try and stop me jumping

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  61. 157
    Katherine Blair says:

    Dad! where’s the Paracetomal

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    • 201
      nell says:

      Actually I think the question is as I r a q goes up in flames is where is the middle e as t p e a c e envoy bliar??

      Like

      • 251
        Mornington Crescent says:

        Quite so, Nell.

        I thought everything was p’eace and harmony since His Toniness was spreading his gospel.

        Just like Northern I’rel@nd, really.

        Like

        • 298
          Axminster Carpets says:

          Oy! We could handle NI being swept under us, but not the entire Middle East! If you want that then I’d suggest a fuck-tonne of Lino or summink.

          Like

  62. 159
    Mrs May says:

    Another fucking investigation into the investigation of Stephen Lawrence’s murder!
    If Doreen had to bear the costs she’d soon drop her case!

    Like

    • 168
      Katherine Blair says:

      Somebody stabbed the spook
      End of!
      Unless of course he threw himself onto some sharp knives in an attention seeking gesture
      That has given me an idea

      Like

    • 233
      All police are pigs (especially the cunts in the Met) says:

      It’s only the Met Police trying to cover up a murder committed by the son of a crime boss who had connections with a corrupt officer who was investigating the murder.

      Nothing to see here. Move along.

      Like

  63. 161
    Getting Th'ere says:

    Grillo’s 17 mep’s M5S party have voted to join Efd group in which UKIP have 24 mep’s. Good news – may encourage enough other countries to join, making up the necessary 7 countries required to form an a group necessary to benefit from EU “largesse”

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  64. 173
    Getting Th'ere says:

    On reflection, post poorly phrased.
    Membership of M5S party actually voted that their mep’s join Efd.

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  65. 175
    Katherine Blair says:

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  66. 177
    Bill Quango MP says:

    I think 2-0 Brazil

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    • 198
      nell says:

      OMG you aren’t talking football are you? Such a bath foam subject. It is a nothing that rates somewhere after militwit as a nothing !!!

      Like

    • 211

      Is that a polite way of saying that Mr Mandelson is a top man? Or is that the wrong way around?

      Socialists don’t need handles BTW (at least not that sort.)

      Like

  67. 189
    Daffy says:

    Just so …?….?……er…..jooish? Is that allowed, Hymie?

    Like

  68. 193
    Caring Dave says:

    I say to all my knobjockey supporters who are off to Brazil for a little bumfun to take appropriate precautions so you don’t come back with a bad case of dickrot. After all, the Tory party needs you.

    Like

  69. 196
    nell says:

    Guido says ‘the spin doctors have been at his hair and suits’ but the Big question is what are they doing to his eyes? They are very wide and starey ! Why?!

    Like

    • 207
      the mystical mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

      I don’t know, do you think he might be on drugs ?

      Like

    • 214
      Axelgrease says:

      I just shone torch in there to see if there was anything between the ears – and his eyes lit up!

      Like

  70. 199
    Fray Bentos says:

    Why don’t they use a key like they do on tins of corned beef?

    Liked by 1 person

    • 245
      Fray Bentos says:

      Thank you for the ‘like’, I must ignore the drivel, drink & post more often; I’m sure the ‘regulars’ would enjoy my lack of engagement.

      Like

      • 270
        Mornington Crescent says:

        Do you have a (thouroughly fascinating and engaging) Flickr profile…?

        Like

      • 308
        Microwave Cleaning Lady says:

        You really need to stop spilling all of your juices over the bottom of my oven..

        Like

  71. 200
    Ed and the new mooslim money tree pahartie, usury not allowed says:

    Can I make any points on TV yet, Yvet keeps getting all the spots but still says fuck all. I promise not to stare Madly and not blink, I’ve never heard of Fordon Crown, was that a car?

    Like

    • 208
      nell says:

      Oh Dear – labour have a problem !! they have bullyballs who can’t add up, unlike most working class people, who can. The shrill yvette who has nil contact with any other human being. Chuckusyamoney who’s so vain and wealthy he’d never sully his hands to shake hands with a working class person. And then there’s the very strange militwit who struggles to even smile at a working class person!! I doubt he knows what a working class person is!! He’s certainly never met one!!

      So who does this very odd labour party represent?? Because it isn’t working class people!!!

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      • 244
        Retired Waster says:

        Labour have never needed to appeal to the Great Unwashed before. They were taken for granted. Now they are discovered to be “natives” with have strange customs and language. It just means that Miliband is forced to watch re-runs of Eastenders, you slag.

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  72. 204
    C says:

    Bury the fucker under a couple of loads of concrete

    Liked by 1 person

  73. 206
    gildedtumbril says:

    Put a pig in chiffon, it is still a pig.

    Like

  74. 210
    Anonymous says:

    @greedofawkes Better to have taken his money after slagging the dead tree press of for years I guess?

    Like

  75. 219
    Anonymous says:

    For years they’ve been telling us what a bunch of racists us English are, dont fly the flag etc, you’ll frighten the immigrants, now every one wants to be English. What a bunch of fuckin hypocrites they all are,i wouldnt piss on any of them if they were on fire, i’d just fuckin watch em burn slowly!

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    • 223
      • 273
        Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

        Don’t be daft.

        Like

        • 313
          tora tora tory says:

          Cameron can’t win,
          Miliband won’t.
          UKIP will hold the balance.

          BTW
          “Bongo Bongo land” was a phrase of Alan Clarke, Tory MP.

          Like

    • 225
      Ed and the new mooslim money tree pahartie, usury not allowed says:

      We have much to answer for…..but we won’t, you fucking Hunts.

      Like

    • 307
      BBC Thought Police says:

      RACIST!!!

      Like

    • 319
      BBC-Holder of all that is Englich and Englichy says:

      The BBC have pushed their multicultural stance for decades. They think that because they show EastEnders and fawn over the Queen that they’re quintessentially English. BOLLOCKS. They pick up Patriotism and put it down as though it was a piece of frozen dog turd. A crayon used to placate the masses on National Occasions, but a shitty stick to beat Nationalists with when they don’t follow their Guardian-based narrative. Fuck ‘em.

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  76. 220
    Anonymous says:

    I pray that scotland goes it alone.

    I pray that cameron loses the next election as he will.

    I pray that juncker gets the presidents role.

    Vote ukip to get us out of the elite privileged rich mans club known as the eu.

    Like

  77. 221
    Diane Fatbott says:

    Was this fire started by wwwwaaaaaaaayyyyccciiiiissssstttss ?

    Like

  78. 227
    licks all around, Pat says:

    Give the boy, for todays best picture, a Blue Peter badge.

    Like

  79. 231
    nell says:

    I think it is very clear by now that Our England is NOT labour’s England !!! And the modern multi-millionaire labour party, personified by bliar,militwit, hattyharpic and chuckusyamoney are not representative in any shape or form of England’s Working Classes!!!

    I really do think the current uk labour party is at the end of its useful life!!!

    Like

  80. 232

    In fairness there was a time when no prospective politician could think of becoming prime minister without understanding the man and woman who read the Sun…doesn’t it reflect the views of a whole swath of the nation, whether the right wing, middle class folk like it or not?

    Like

  81. 234
    Doctored Picture says:

    Miliband wears glasses to read

    Like

  82. 240
    Paper Sun is shit and not only in Scousingland says:

    Thank Christ he looks so batty. Can only assist Nige to No. 10.

    The free sun shitrag confirmed suspicions that Brit public is brain dead.

    Jeesus this footy crap is soo crap. The whole world is full of this shit.

    No wonder the moozies are taking over.

    Glad to note however that sun shit is good for soaking up sump oil.

    Like

    • 255
      Jimmy says:

      You are braindead if you honestly think Nigel Farage will be Prime Minister of this country.

      Like

      • 328
        Mystic Peg-Philosopher To The Peg People says:

        I think the Voting Public will decide that. If you’re so certain, put your house on the bet now….Put your money where your anus is…Go on! I dare ya!

        Like

    • 256
      Beeboid Bolshevik says:

      The Guardian excellent for soaking up spilled champagne as it happens.

      Like

  83. 248
    Diane Fatbott says:

    NOT A PRETTY SIGHT…

    photo/1

    Like

  84. 249
    David Axlegrease says:

    Like

    • 261
      Wacker MPs says:

      Ed, you must now eat scouse pie for one month, not wear a shirt and tie, claim, sign on, shag a granny, buy a shooter and despise everything under the su.., moon.

      Like

    • 266
      Mornington Crescent says:

      Circular Firing Squad.

      Reload, keep firing!

      Like

      • 312
        Nat says:

        “right solutions” ?
        They wouldn’t be ‘holistic sustainable solutions’ by any chance?
        Got my vote if that’s the case !!
        On second thoughts ……vote UKIP

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      • 400
        milk monitor says:

        they’re not competent enough to hit the target… better off giving them a bomb with a timer, and let them work out how to diffuse it.

        Like

    • 358
      jgm2 says:

      Did Eoin (sic) Clarke suffer from the same degenerative disease as Steven Hawking?

      It certainly looks like it from his picture.

      Like

  85. 272
    Alastair Campbell says:

    The spin doctors had a rethink and came up with a new shot:

    I just made everything awful about today much much worse. I am so sorry. pic.twitter.com/ZUpt2jdok9— VenusDeMileage (@VenusDeMileage) June 12, 2014

    Like

  86. 275
    Michael Gove says:

    See that Brahma beer they’re advertising around the pitch?
    DON’T! It’s fucking piss.

    Like

  87. 277
    Cross Hairs says:

    What do you call a black hitchhiker?

    Stranded.

    Like

  88. 279
    Lord Mandelson says:

    I have just come into a lot of money.

    Like

  89. 285

    Great news for EFD and UKIP:

    Vote UKIP :-D

    Like

    • 402
      milk monitor says:

      Not really, Beppe Grillo is not a fellow-traveller of UKIP… we need actual libertarianism and right-wingism, not this fake right that’s just as left as the lefty shite it’s supposed to oppose.

      Like

  90. 289
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Chilcot Inquiry Report, of the people, for the people, by the people.
    Not of Blair, for Blair, by Blair.
    The delayed and restricted report is an insult to the people.

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    • 300
      Camoron is a fucking cunt says:

      “The delayed and restricted report is an insult to the people.”

      So are secret trials, the snoopers’ charter (opposed by Camoron’s faux-Tory scum when they were in opposition) and state regulation of the press.

      Oh, and anyone remember Camoron promising “an end to the war on motorists”? Now the mong wants you to be fined £100 for overtaking a cyclist, and £10K for exceeding the speed limit on a motorway (which, you may remember, the mong promised to raise to 80MPH, but the mong c*nt’s back-tracked).

      Like

  91. 290
    Anonymous says:

    Just a passing thought. Perhaps the Uk and the USA should arm and support the Syrian regime. AT least they will take on the ISIS fanatics.

    Like

    • 403
      milk monitor says:

      no… we should be focussing on space exploration, to make sure these inbreds can never leave Earth and spread across the galaxy.

      Like

  92. 291
    Axelgrease says:

    It’s incredible I tell ya!

    I just tell the guy the first thing that comes into my mind, and the dork goes out and does it.

    Next week, I’m having him wear a cloak.

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  93. 295

    Another Cameron PR Fail unfolding…

    Vote UKIP :-D

    Like

    • 302
      Camoron is a fucking cunt says:

      Just when you think the faux-Tory filth might be in with a chance to win the next election, out comes Camermong to fuck everything up for them..

      Still, the useless sack of shit that is Milimong will come up with something to push Camermong back into the lead tomorrow.

      Like

    • 306
      ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

      He doesn’t care. He won’t be around much longer. Dispicable man.
      Why does SamCam stay with him?

      Like

    • 311
      SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

      What does the Mail think Cameron can do about either Iraq or Ukraine ?

      Like

      • 325

        It is more an optics thing. Not helped by the photo of Dave seeming to be hiding behind Sam and looking like he knows he should be somewhere else doing something more important.

        After his recent fails in Europe, keeping away from international affairs may be a smart move. But swanning around with celebs in an effort to generate some good PR is not working at all.

        Before this, he was down 2% according to YouGov today:

        David Cameron has two very simple tasks for the next few weeks, which even a retarded ape of Troy trained at a Birmingham comprehensive could get right:

        i) Veto the new increase in EU budget that have just been demanded
        ii) Start the Lisbon Art 50 process.

        Vote UKIP :-D

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        • 340
          CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

          funny, the recent elections don’t point to that at all. But onlty tedious cvnts like you take notice of opinion polls.

          Like

          • The local elections tonight seem to have all returned independent candidates. Lincs Ind have done very well in North Kesteven tonight.

            Not sure how the polls balance with that real result either – which is very much to your point.

            Vote UKIP :-)

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    • 330
      Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

      Don’t be daft.

      Like

    • 331
      Mad,mozzie Medievalist says:

      Iraq and Ukraine are NOT our business.

      Like

      • 399
        A man on a motorbike says:

        After all we have done for Iraq too!

        Like

        • 405
          milk monitor says:

          We invented Iraq, and we had a hand in inventing Ukraine too – both are artificial pretend countries like Belgium and Malaysia, and most of the countries of Asia, Africa, and the Americas.

          Like

          • Fred the pensioner says:

            Not sure you are right about Malaysia which came into being as a result of all the independents Sultans agreeing to some sort of confederation.

            You did, however, omit Wales and Scotland for some reason.

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    • 348
      the above poster is a twat says:

      vote UKIP

      Get millband

      Like

      • 459
        the above poster is a twat who thinks he's clever says:

        Vote Tory – Get Sharia
        Vote Labour – Get Sharia

        Like

  94. 303
    Question Crime says:

    This week David Dumbleby presents topical debate from Polish Crown Dependence of King’s Lynn.

    Panellists include Conservative work and pensions secretary Iain Duncan Smith MP
    Labour’s shadow welfare minister of underoants Chris Bryant MP
    Liberal Democrat Tessa Munt MP
    Editor of Private Eye AGAIN! Ian Hislop
    Former leader of the Respect Party Salma Yaqoob, who leads the Hands Off Birmingham Schools campaign group.

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  95. 333
    Cwispy pants Bwyant says:

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  96. 334

    Like

    • 342

      NB: Candidates were…

      Sleaford Westholme (North Kesteven) Candidates:

      CON
      LAB
      LINCS IND

      Sleaford Quarrington & Mareham (North Kesteven) Candidates:
      IND
      CON
      LINCS IND

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      • 412
        Oh_Aaah says:

        Try not to take any sign of political trends from a piles of turnip tops.
        Anyone seen my tractor keys ? Don’t tell me. Dobroslaw has got them again.

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    • 344
      WTF?? says:

      So basically despite everything before and the economy ugely improving the fucked up retards of Sleaford Westholme (North Kesteven) voted Labour?

      Like

  97. 335
    Anonymous says:

    With the potential possibility, given this absolute moron would become PM , you look up at the ceiling light and wonder with the weight of the rope how much it could actually take?

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  98. 337
    Anonymous says:

    is it coz i is a left wing Hunt

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  99. 339
    Kulak betrayed by Marxists says:

    Can someone Email Ed and ask him if Justice Gross is one of his people ?
    There is no family background on Wki for him. However he is forwarding Anti common law ammendments.
    Therefore he smells of North London Death Cult. Would be nice to know. After Leverson we need to keep our guard up.

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  100. 341
    PAUL JOHNSON says:

    So that’s another nail in the Labour vote inerseyside then?

    Like

  101. 343
    Lord Oakshit says:

    VOTE VIPEROUS VINCE !!!

    Like

  102. 349
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS !!!

    Like

    • 353
      The Electoral Commission says:

      We hate Farage and we’re going to get the b*stard. Then we’re going for the rest of you fruitcakes and turn you into crumbs.

      The Electoral Commission is committed to impartiality.

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      • 430
        SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

        They will try to destroy Farage financially [shades of Nick Griffin] , wait for the show trial and extensive BBC coverage .

        Like

      • 462
        Fred the pensioner says:

        Watson the telly tonight? Why is this odious Marxist fellow traveller woman still in post?

        Like

  103. 350

    Final local tonight:

    Independent win, but very good showing from UKIP.

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  104. 361

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  105. 362
    albacore says:

    Is everybody happy? You bet your life Ed is!
    Him and Clegg and Cameron, they ain’t arf great Show Biz!
    And while they gaily clown around, taking their pratfalls
    Who cares what language kids speak in new English school halls?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-27813978

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    • 377
      non taxable pikey says:

      This is the same government that shut down a successful local Primary school in my area and built a housing estate on its grounds. Now somewhat unsurprisingly the remains schools are struggling to cope. Still, the builders made a few shillings so not to worry.

      Like

  106. 378

    “George Clooney’s fiancée looks stylish in red dress & fetching heels at sexual violence summit ”

    [daily hitler]

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    • 407
      milk monitor says:

      sexual intercourse summit? cool!

      is he with her because he couldn’t pull Anne Hathaway? So he opted for a cheaper browner version?

      Like

  107. 379

    “This is a miracle from God that this happened. We believe in God who gave us this miracle today.”

    [republican primary victor dave brat explains the shock defeat of his party's only j'ewish legislator]

    Like

  108. 380
    Windy Dong says:

    Rupert usually stands up for me.

    Like

  109. 389
    • 396
      Anonymous says:

      Mr Sutherland has a history behind him including the failed AIB. Now he is advising the Pope on the Vatican Banking problems. Shit floats.

      Like

      • 408
        milk monitor says:

        replace “populist” with “popular” – => we don’t want immigration …is that clear yet?!

        Like

  110. 390
  111. 392
    D W Priestly says:

    Our England………our green a pleasant land ……….. full of happy smiling faces and sunburnt tattoed wobbly bodies supported by Primark trainers and cheques from the State.

    “You can have my body for a tenner Mister” gypsies. Policemen nowhere but cameras everywhere. Fair play World Soccer free to everyone with open all hours pubs even offering free sandwiches as the Mayor of London promises free showers for all.

    Like

  112. 394
    Lets short the Euro says:

    What are her tits like Ed ?

    Like

  113. 409
    David Cameron says:

    I have instructed the police to use extreme force when dealing with these loony fruitcake racist villagers.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2656728/Angry-villagers-warn-riots-unless-police-act-Roma-Residents-say-law-hands-authorities-not-action-anti-social-behaviour.html

    Like

  114. 410
    Nigel Farage says:

    What can I say except all you twats who voted UKIP because they were different? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jun/12/nigel-farage-europe-expenses-ukip

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    • 425
      UKIP the voice of reason says:

      Its allowances and not expenses, if you cant tell the difference it is you who is the twat, and a thick one at that.

      Like

      • 440
        Patrick O'Flynn says:

        Nigel Farage is facing fresh questions over his European expenses after he admitted that an office for which he claimed more than £205,000 from the taxpayer was provided to him free of charge by a Ukip supporter.

        The Electoral Commission is considering what action to take, because donations such as rent-free office space should have been declared to the body within 30 days of a regulated person accepting the benefits.

        Like

  115. 411
    Stu says:

    Ed Militwat. Living proof you can’t polish a turd.

    Like

  116. 415
    ANON. says:

    The Left seem to be getting very worked up about The Sun, blaming on their mistake over Hillsborough even though that was mainly the fault of the police. Strange that they keep quiet about their friends at the Mirror who were guilty of an attempt to smear British soldiers in Iraq in 2004.

    Like

  117. 417
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Dear Plebs …. please try and keep hold of you hard earned properties as the repugnant Tories bray for higher interest rates Good Luck

    Like

    • 419
      nell says:

      With due respect higher interest rates will be good for pensioners who have hard earned savings which have produced virtually nothing in recent years.

      Winners and losers.

      Like

  118. 420
    Bang the bastard up says:

    THE REAL FARAGE: Nigel Farage faces new questions over European expenses

    http://gu.com/p/3q42q/tw

    Like

    • 422
      Guido Fawkes says:

      People who vote for this man are stupid stupid stupid! Call it protest vote or whatever you want but that is not going to change the fact that anyone voting Ukip is downright dumb!

      Like

    • 428
      UKIP the voice of reason says:

      Only they are not expenses they are allowances, if you dont know the difference you are clearly too stupid to breathe.

      Dirty made up smears dont work, or didnt you get the memo?

      Like

      • 439
        Patrick O'Flynn says:

        And just what medication are you on ?

        Nigel Farage is facing fresh questions over his European expenses after he admitted that an office for which he claimed more than £205,000 from the taxpayer was provided to him free of charge by a Ukip supporter.

        The Electoral Commission is considering what action to take, because donations such as rent-free office space should have been declared to the body within 30 days of a regulated person accepting the benefits.

        Like

    • 437
      Wow Farage picked his nose, they're using it a evidence against him says:

      Took them long enough to find any on Farage, what did they do wait until he crapped and went through it to find all the tomato seeds, LibLabCons sewers to the world, they are still scared s1itless, vote UKIP.

      Like

  119. 421
  120. 426
    Nigel"I've always wanted to be a stand up comedian" Farage says:

    I’ve just stocked my fridge with beers for the World Cup, customised for each match.

    I’ve got San Miguel for when Spain are playing because it’s Spanish, Beck’s for when Germany are playing because it’s German and Carling for when England are playing because it’s shit.

    Like

  121. 427
    Poor Tom says:

    This was our England……until cnuts like him gave it away to the highest bidders.

    Like

  122. 432
    Dodgy D. Laws says:

    TRUST US: WE’RE LIBERAL DEMOCRATS.

    Like

  123. 436
    Nigel"I've always wanted to be a stand up comedian" Farage says:

    I just cant get excited about a sporting event where a government have spent millions funding it yet people live in squalor and deprivation. Where drugs are rife and life expectation is very low.

    But enough of the commonwealth games in Glasgow, the World Cup started yesterday.

    Like

  124. 442
    David Cameron says:

    Samantha doesn’t like bumsex…she says the straps chafe her skin.

    Like

  125. 444
    Owen Jones,Guest Moderator says:

    Good morning and happy Friday folks! I’ll be looking after you until 5.30pm :)

    Like

  126. 446
    Just askin' says:

    Where’s Blair and the Witch?

    Like

  127. 457
    Red Scouse says:

    Mili looks as if the newspaper he is holding is covered in acid and he will be forced to drop it any second. His invisible thought bubble says (screams?) “I shouldn’t be doing this” but of course, being totally feeble, he is doing it.

    Like

  128. 458
    Radio Bollocks says:

    My Labrador bitch pissed and shit on the Sun hand-out that dropped through my letter-box. Can I sue them? She has never done anything like that before. I hope she has truly indicated what most of us think of both photo and newspaper.

    Like

  129. 469
    esta says:

    this is englandddd

    Like

  130. 470
    Google says:

    1- Find a product to promote, something you feel passionate about and that you know people will want to buy it.

    This will allow you to answer only those calls that come in on your forwarded toll free number and route other calls to different
    locations. What Googlebot is looking to see in the Free Local Google Advertising
    Listings is quite another.

    Like


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