June 11th, 2014

The Adventures of SuperSoubs

By day she goes about her unassuming office job as the mild-mannered Parliamentary Under-Secretary for Defence, but when her ‘Soubry-sense is tingling’  the glasses come off and she turns into a Woman of Steel. Customers at a Pret-a-Manger were left bewildered as to the identity of the ‘bloused-crusader’ who saved them from the latest violent menace striking fear into the streets of Westminster. The crime fighter extraordinaire, who goes only by the name of SuperSoubs, used her powers of ‘Super Stern Shouting’ and glaring to fight off an attack on two innocent sandwich shop workers. She told reporters from the Daily Planet:

“I always pop into this Pret to pick up a coffee in the morning. I know the barrista well and he’s a nice guy. I just shouted at the drunk guy, ‘stop it, stop it now’, and put myself between them. They often listen to women because they don’t expect it from you. If you’re a man you’re more than likely to get smacked.”

And with that she was up, up and away. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s SuperSoubs…


61 Comments

  1. 1
    abu hamza says:

    infidel, burka her immediately

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      Lemsip Ropedick says:

      Davey is a LibDem so he is entitled to be stupid.

      Davey didn’t write that speech, he simply read it out.

      Davey is letting Cable the Incapable do all the dirty work then will slip into Cleggy’s clogs once the LibDems disappear in 2015.

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  3. 4
    Biffo Boris says:

    Well if she is in a spsnking mood I’m game.

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  4. 5
    Common Purpose says:

    Be like Anna Soubry. Book your Matrix course today. Only £5000 or on the taxpayer if you’re public sector.

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  5. 7
    Dont mention UKIP says:

    Carol Kirkwood has a fine pair of baps….

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  6. 11
    Even Icke can be right says:

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  7. 14

    She’s right, of course, most men, except those due to be re-incarnated as Staffies, will not offer violence to a woman. It was still, however, a brave thing to do.

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    • 29
      still walking into darkness says:

      shame she didn’t use such excellent judgment in her pointless rant about Nigel Farage, something about fingers and bums I think it was, even Mandleson cringed

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  8. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Sounds like she needs to reduce the HRT.

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  9. 19
    How long before the West acts? says:

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  10. 20
    A Kipper says:

    She has practised her ignorant shouting & invective on #BBCQT often enough.
    A coarse, unlovely woman who, with a bit of luck, will lose her marginal seat in 2015.

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  11. 21
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    A womanhandling by Ms Mordaunt would be preferable. She’ll always have a seat chez moi.

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  12. 25
    Nigel Farage says:

    Horse in the 2.30 at Yarmouth being backed – Stone Roses. In to 7/2 from 8/1 on exchange. Trickle of money has become a waterfall.

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  13. 26
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Political superheroes

    Dave – Cast-Iron Man
    George – Vatman
    Ed Miliband – Morph
    Tony Blair – Thing {can only get better}
    Ed Balls – Joker
    Chukka Umanananana – Flash
    Natalie Bennett -Green Gobshite
    Gorson – Boom Boom

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  14. 28
    England is becoming a third world cess-pit says:

    Over at BBC Radio 5 cu’nt Lady smug twat Derybshire has been interviewing people with regards to what can be done about the vermin who are having as many as 15 children taken into care in third world shitholes like Hackney.

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  15. 36
    cheche says:

    Daily Pol away day jolly in Brussels. Did they miss out on Brasil or Glastonbury?

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  16. 37
    Guy News Room says:

    OWEN JONES, WITH AIR SUPPORT, HEADS TOWARD MOSUL: SKYNEWS

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      Village Idiot says:

      …I saw owen jones on DP the other day,and all he did was rudely interrupt….For an intelligent lad, you would have thought he would have the courtesy to listen before talking….I did not learn anything!….Please owen, stop interrupting and try listening!

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      • 58
        CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

        lefties always do that. It beaks up the message of their opponent and his a well worn tool used by BBC presenters against Tory politicians, foe example.

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  17. 38
    Dumb cow says:

    Soubry is a twat.

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  18. 40
    Fishy says:

    Underpants Bryant making a complete and utter prat of himself on the Daily Brillo.

    Nothing changes.

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  19. 41
    Totty says:

    Maybe this lady should give dancing Dave instruction and see if she can give him a backbone transplant?

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  20. 42
    cheche says:

    What has been gained by doing this programme from Brussels? No body has been interviewed there who couldnt have been interviewed in London. Just more license fee up against the wall.

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    • 45
      BBC producer says:

      Brussels? That crew must have drawn the short straw. The rest of us are in Brazil, man. Lying by a hotel pool right now, with the pina coladas on exes.

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  21. 46
    I really detest this woman says:

    in other news, I see JK Rowling has donated £1m to the No campaign in Scotland. She clearly has too much money, 1m quid just to keep 50 Labour MPs in Westminster. What a cow!

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  22. 47
    SS says:

    A lot of people would pay good money to be slapped by a middle aged woman in high heels, I am not one of them.

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  23. 50
    cheche says:

    Any one noticed all the questions from Scottish MP’s about benefits?

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  24. 54
    Anonymous says:

    Still gurning away after all these years .I see the thumb juggler is back on duty behind dave.

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    Maimed Codger says:

    The Islamification of Iraq is a direct and obvious result of the political decision taken by The Labour Party when in Power. Saddam was in the end controllable, he had removed ” His Weapons of Mass Destruction “, he was NOT supporting Jihad because it was not in his interest to do so. We do not seem to understand the Tribal Arab World, it has been there for thousands of years & will be so for thousands to come. The American style of inflicting a brand of Democracy on Peoples where Politics & Religion are one, is at best ” Simplistically Naive or at worst, Stupidity of the Highest Order.
    With the result of our Open Doors Policy which saw a large influx of Immigrants, now being witnessed in our Schools, history has proven that large migrations of cultures have resulted in the wish to establish their history and ways, on the Donor Nation. Jihad is but the thin edge of the wedge, I fear we have inflicted years of turmoil upon Britain in the name of Religion and and Culture, those responsible should be held to Account as should the Political Doctrines which fostered the problems we have today… many of our children will pay the price of Labour Policies and Actions.

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  26. 61
    ? says:

    I would.
    ..and I have.

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