June 11th, 2014

The Adventures of SuperSoubs

By day she goes about her unassuming office job as the mild-mannered Parliamentary Under-Secretary for Defence, but when her ‘Soubry-sense is tingling’  the glasses come off and she turns into a Woman of Steel. Customers at a Pret-a-Manger were left bewildered as to the identity of the ‘bloused-crusader’ who saved them from the latest violent menace striking fear into the streets of Westminster. The crime fighter extraordinaire, who goes only by the name of SuperSoubs, used her powers of ‘Super Stern Shouting’ and glaring to fight off an attack on two innocent sandwich shop workers. She told reporters from the Daily Planet:

“I always pop into this Pret to pick up a coffee in the morning. I know the barrista well and he’s a nice guy. I just shouted at the drunk guy, ‘stop it, stop it now’, and put myself between them. They often listen to women because they don’t expect it from you. If you’re a man you’re more than likely to get smacked.”

And with that she was up, up and away. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s SuperSoubs…


61 Comments

  1. 1
    abu hamza says:

    infidel, burka her immediately

  2. 2
  3. 3
    Lutfur Rahman says:

    NO! She’s one of our best dhimmis.

  4. 4
    Biffo Boris says:

    Well if she is in a spsnking mood I’m game.

  5. 5
    Common Purpose says:

    Be like Anna Soubry. Book your Matrix course today. Only £5000 or on the taxpayer if you’re public sector.

  6. 6
    Bert says:

    Sexist too!

  7. 7
    Dont mention UKIP says:

    Carol Kirkwood has a fine pair of baps….

  8. 8
    Dog in the Manger says:

    Pret-a-Manger ?

    What’s that then?

  9. 9
    Balls Ed says:

    The only way to get out of a debt crisis is to borrow you way out of it!

    Soubry knows, ask her.

  10. 10
    Lemsip Ropedick says:

    Davey is a LibDem so he is entitled to be stupid.

    Davey didn’t write that speech, he simply read it out.

    Davey is letting Cable the Incapable do all the dirty work then will slip into Cleggy’s clogs once the LibDems disappear in 2015.

  11. 11
    Even Icke can be right says:

  12. 12
    Jean Claude Bap-tiste says:

    Bap-tastic

    not sure of the relevant, but what the hell

  13. 13
    Lizard #503 says:

    Nice one

  14. 14

    She’s right, of course, most men, except those due to be re-incarnated as Staffies, will not offer violence to a woman. It was still, however, a brave thing to do.

  15. 15
    Fishy says:

    You can only Marvel at some of the stories on here today.

  16. 16
    Thief-A Watch says:

    The default position of most corrupt politicians, public figures and officials today is to first lie, then to cry “racists”.

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Sounds like she needs to reduce the HRT.

  18. 18
  19. 19
    How long before the West acts? says:

  20. 20
    A Kipper says:

    She has practised her ignorant shouting & invective on #BBCQT often enough.
    A coarse, unlovely woman who, with a bit of luck, will lose her marginal seat in 2015.

  21. 21
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    A womanhandling by Ms Mordaunt would be preferable. She’ll always have a seat chez moi.

  22. 22
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Sur votre visage?

  23. 23
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    May’s Wee!

  24. 24
    Michael Fish says:

    A large warm front is on the way.
    Wahey!

  25. 25
    Nigel Farage says:

    Horse in the 2.30 at Yarmouth being backed – Stone Roses. In to 7/2 from 8/1 on exchange. Trickle of money has become a waterfall.

  26. 26
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Political superheroes

    Dave – Cast-Iron Man
    George – Vatman
    Ed Miliband – Morph
    Tony Blair – Thing {can only get better}
    Ed Balls – Joker
    Chukka Umanananana – Flash
    Natalie Bennett -Green Gobshite
    Gorson – Boom Boom

  27. 27
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Finally. An answer to Edwin Starr’s ‘War, what is it good for?”

    Its good for Tony Blair’s bank balance.

  28. 28
    England is becoming a third world cess-pit says:

    Over at BBC Radio 5 cu’nt Lady smug twat Derybshire has been interviewing people with regards to what can be done about the vermin who are having as many as 15 children taken into care in third world shitholes like Hackney.

  29. 29
    still walking into darkness says:

    shame she didn’t use such excellent judgment in her pointless rant about Nigel Farage, something about fingers and bums I think it was, even Mandleson cringed

  30. 30
    Gayboy Fawkes - no dick too small to suck says:

    Will no one think of the Christian beheading and crucifying Al-Qaeda freedom fighters working for Israel?

  31. 31

    Wrong – step 1 is to talk to the spin doctor…

  32. 32
    Blackmailed Benders Brown, Cameron, Blair says:

    Mission Accomplished!

  33. 33
    Corking norks says:

    I must agree. Now that she has started washing her hair in the morning, she is milf-tastic.

  34. 34

    Thats what the internet is for

  35. 35
    William Hague says:

    Oops, didnt we arm this lot?

  36. 36
    cheche says:

    Daily Pol away day jolly in Brussels. Did they miss out on Brasil or Glastonbury?

  37. 37
    Guy News Room says:

    OWEN JONES, WITH AIR SUPPORT, HEADS TOWARD MOSUL: SKYNEWS

  38. 38
    Dumb cow says:

    Soubry is a twat.

  39. 39
    Aluminium Milliner says:

    Muslim terrorists working for Israel – not even Gordon Brown would be so stupid as to think that.

    Get your tin-foil hat on, moron.

  40. 40
    Fishy says:

    Underpants Bryant making a complete and utter prat of himself on the Daily Brillo.

    Nothing changes.

  41. 41
    Totty says:

    Maybe this lady should give dancing Dave instruction and see if she can give him a backbone transplant?

  42. 42
    cheche says:

    What has been gained by doing this programme from Brussels? No body has been interviewed there who couldnt have been interviewed in London. Just more license fee up against the wall.

  43. 43
    Kleenex says:

    Sarah Jane Mee and Natalie Sawyer…SKYTASTIC….

  44. 44
    Sleazy little prick says:

    He really has a high opinion of himself, entirely unwarranted

  45. 45
    BBC producer says:

    Brussels? That crew must have drawn the short straw. The rest of us are in Brazil, man. Lying by a hotel pool right now, with the pina coladas on exes.

  46. 46
    I really detest this woman says:

    in other news, I see JK Rowling has donated £1m to the No campaign in Scotland. She clearly has too much money, 1m quid just to keep 50 Labour MPs in Westminster. What a cow!

  47. 47
    SS says:

    A lot of people would pay good money to be slapped by a middle aged woman in high heels, I am not one of them.

  48. 48
    Village Idiot says:

    …I saw owen jones on DP the other day,and all he did was rudely interrupt….For an intelligent lad, you would have thought he would have the courtesy to listen before talking….I did not learn anything!….Please owen, stop interrupting and try listening!

  49. 49
    Nicked Legg says:

    all you need to know about this vile bitch is that she is going to lose her seat in less than a year (majority in the low hundreds) and will then be heard from no more.

  50. 50
    cheche says:

    Any one noticed all the questions from Scottish MP’s about benefits?

  51. 51
    Village Idiot says:

    …..Hey Bryant…..”Croatia”…….

  52. 52
    Rest of the BBC says:

    ….Yeah, but,…man…we are all going to Glastonbury…..far out man!!!!!!

  53. 53
    Infidal... says:

    When mussies are killing each other I find total apathy the best way to act….

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    Still gurning away after all these years .I see the thumb juggler is back on duty behind dave.

  55. 55

    Ready to lie in a Manger I think .

    Jesus-obsessed or what ?

  56. 56
    Cinna says:

    I think you’re mistaking her for any number of harridans in the Labour Party.

  57. 57
    Norma Stitz says:

    She has a scowl like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle. Enough to deter the most aggressive yob.

  58. 58
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    lefties always do that. It beaks up the message of their opponent and his a well worn tool used by BBC presenters against Tory politicians, foe example.

  59. 59
    Norma Stitz says:

    And the twunt was Europe Minister in the last Government!

  60. 60
    Maimed Codger says:

    The Islamification of Iraq is a direct and obvious result of the political decision taken by The Labour Party when in Power. Saddam was in the end controllable, he had removed ” His Weapons of Mass Destruction “, he was NOT supporting Jihad because it was not in his interest to do so. We do not seem to understand the Tribal Arab World, it has been there for thousands of years & will be so for thousands to come. The American style of inflicting a brand of Democracy on Peoples where Politics & Religion are one, is at best ” Simplistically Naive or at worst, Stupidity of the Highest Order.
    With the result of our Open Doors Policy which saw a large influx of Immigrants, now being witnessed in our Schools, history has proven that large migrations of cultures have resulted in the wish to establish their history and ways, on the Donor Nation. Jihad is but the thin edge of the wedge, I fear we have inflicted years of turmoil upon Britain in the name of Religion and and Culture, those responsible should be held to Account as should the Political Doctrines which fostered the problems we have today… many of our children will pay the price of Labour Policies and Actions.

  61. 61
    ? says:

    I would.
    ..and I have.


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