June 11th, 2014

PMQs LIVE: Tory Wars Edition

Oral Questions to the Prime Minister

Q1 Katy Clark (North Ayrshire and Arran)

Q2 Mr Barry Sheerman (Huddersfield)

Q3 Graham Evans (Weaver Vale) 

Q4 Chris Skidmore (Kingswood) 

Q5 Ian Lavery (Wansbeck) 

Q6 Dr Alan Whitehead (Southampton, Test)

Q7 Jason McCartney (Colne Valley) 

Q8 Mrs Emma Lewell-Buck (South Shields)

Q9 Mike Freer (Finchley and Golders Green)

Q10 Mel Stride (Central Devon)

Q11 Sir Tony Baldry (Banbury) 

Q12 Mike Kane (Wythenshawe and Sale East) 

Q13 Debbie Abrahams (Oldham East and Saddleworth) 

Q14 Alison Seabeck (Plymouth, Moor View) 

Q15 Andrew Jones (Harrogate and Knaresborough)

Comments in the comments please…


  1. 1
    Sleazy little prick says:

    I predict dreariness.


  2. 2
    Fluff says:

    Greetings, pop pickers


  3. 3
    No class says:

    Graceless Scottish tramp


  4. 4
    Suzie says:

    How many Labour and how many Conservative?


  5. 7
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    I predict labour hypocrisy.


  6. 8
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony, closet racist, crank and gadfly says:

    If then Jocks vote yes you’ll be out of a job you silly bitch.


  7. 10
    Killing OK r@pe Bad says:

    And how is William Hague and the “NGOs” going to end sexual violence in conflict.?


    • 14
      Mr Helpful says:

      Pass out condoms?


    • 29
      There's your problem says:

      African troops are rapists who happen to be in an army.


      • 83
        Pitkapoika says:

        My solution would also help in population control, create loads more sopranos, and make a lot of eyes water.


    • 31
      Ponsing about with actors says:

      Fuck me he couldnt even sort out sexual violence in Welsh care homes !!!


    • 39
      Anonymous says:

      But what hypocrisy. their definition of war makes it perfectly ok to bomb a woman to smithereens or maim her for life but totally wrong to r@pe her.


      • 64
        Why is he death of murderers not allowed yet collateral damage an unfortunate neccessity ? says:

        Its he same moral hypocricy which is against the execution of murders for the greater good of society yet accept the death of innocent people for the greater good of war.


    • 69
      All together now says:

      Share Hotel rooms?


  8. 11
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony, closet racist, crank and gadfly says:

    The key question Ed is how long you will be Labour leader.


  9. 12
    Weird Watch says:

    Ed Miliband is weird. Very weird.


  10. 13
    Hypocrite says:

    Second question from mong. I’ve tuned out already…


  11. 15
    Messrs Gove & May says:

    Time for our Irish Joke then.

    ‘I’ve bought a new clock,’ boasted Clancy. ‘It goes eight days without winding.’

    ‘How long does it go if you do wind it?’ asked the barman.


  12. 16
    Steve Miliband says:

    Employment? Mosul?

    Nah 6 on schools


  13. 17
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony, closet racist, crank and gadfly says:

    Hammond, the minister for war separating Gove & May.


    • 22
      Two tits slugging it out in a bra says:

      I’d hate to get between Gove and May in a fight I might get very slightly scratched.


  14. 18
    Square Peg in Round Hole says:

    One thing is certain. Ed Miliband is not of Prime Ministerial stuff


  15. 19
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony, closet racist, crank and gadfly says:

    Passport agency fucked up under Labour as well or had you forgotten Ed?


  16. 20
    Boring Snoring says:

    Is this PMQs or Citizens advice ?


  17. 23
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony, closet racist, crank and gadfly says:

    Bring back Betty.


  18. 25
    Yawn says:

    Oh god, put a stop to this silly little boy….


  19. 26
    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz says:

    I suppose now that Brussels runs the country, it is a given that PMQs is more like a Parish Council meeting


  20. 28
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony, closet racist, crank and gadfly says:

    Penny watch.


  21. 30
    Steve Miliband says:

    My new drivers licence was a day late!! What you gunna do about it?


  22. 33
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony, closet racist, crank and gadfly says:

    It’s the Electoral Commission’s performance that’s depressing. What you going to do about it Dave?


  23. 34
    Labour's collusion with IRA shame says:

    Well said Nigel Dodds.


  24. 35
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony, closet racist, crank and gadfly says:

    Translated as ‘Fuck off Paddy’.


  25. 37
    Top song says:


  26. 40
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony, closet racist, crank and gadfly says:

    ‘Where it all went wrong’ is when the citizens of Wansbeck elected a useless twat like you.


  27. 42
    Stupid little man says:

    WTF has eating Curry got to do with PMQs

    Bercow is not Big and he’s not funny


    • 46
      John Major says:

      I used to eat Curry when I was PM


    • 106


      Every mornin’ at the mine
      You could see him arrive
      He stood five feet two
      And weighed one zero five
      Kinda hunchbacked at the shoulder
      Yet chunky at the hip
      And every body knew
      He took everybody s lip

      Small John Small Joh-honn
      Wee Small John


  28. 43
    WTF is he on ? says:

    Has Bercow been drinking ?


  29. 44
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony, closet racist, crank and gadfly says:

    Just wait if Salmond gets his way mate.


  30. 45
    New to this place, just popped in for a coffee says:

    Could someone tell me who the short f*ck who thinks he’s a stand up comedian is? Tandoori in Kennington anyone?


    • 68
      Office tea/coffee club manager says:

      If you’re having a coffee don’t forget to put some money in the jar.


    • 108

      Well he won t willl he cox when push conex to shove you jocks will all be hiding behind Boudicca s State teat in case you are actually asked to work for a living in this brand new stand alone world he is advocating ….where only YOUR taxes will be availabke to fund free prescriptions , free old age care and deep fried Mars Bars .


  31. 47
    Just wondering says:

    What are the current Employment support allowance claimant figures?.


  32. 48
    Workahs says:

    Mista speakaa


  33. 50
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ve just spotted Michael Gove pick his nose during PMQ’s live on Sky News.

    Oy Vey,it’s catching on .


  34. 51
    Corruption watch says:

    Tessa Jowell


  35. 52
    Dennis Skinner says:

    T’ coalitions last…..Zzzzzzz


  36. 53
    Joss Taskin says:

    Why no UKIP MP’s at PMQ’s ????


    • 57
      Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony, closet racist, crank and gadfly says:



      • 78
        still walking into darkness says:

        even ‘Labour list’ is talking about 9 of their current seats being taken by UKIP next year. At least the same again in current Tory seats. Would be great and not least because at least someone might ask some sensible questions like wtf are we doing in the EU versus some totally inane babble from Miliband about passports or the continuous drivel of the World cup


  37. 54
    cheche says:

    All questions from Scotland about benefits


  38. 55
    David "I'm obsessed with Buttock Sex" Cameron says:

    Tories keep peddling ‘The best route out of poverty is work’ Then why is there such an increase in poverty amongst working families


  39. 56
    Squeaker Bercow says:

    Shouting random nonsense – does David Cameron have Tourettes syndrome?


  40. 58
    Re inventing the wheel , its what the uselss twats do to look busy says:

    Great idea from that Tory MP, asking the Government to introduce legislation to make assault illegal !


  41. 61
    Thanks Dave says:

    My zero hour contract means i have to claim rent,council tax and living allowance benefit…but hey at least i’m not unemployed.


  42. 62
    cheche says:

    Lets just spend lots of money talking about London from Brusssels. More champagne Andrew?


  43. 63
  44. 65
    Fog says:

    J.K. Rowling giving £1m to the ‘no’ campaign in Scotland, gives her reasons: “blah…blah…blah…”
    Translation: If the ‘yes’ side win it will get rid of Labour government forever in England, and I’m a Labour supporter, so I don’t want that to happen.


    • 77
      Dangerous Brian says:

      But on the plus side I’ve made trillions from the gullible idiots who read and watch the utter crap I put out.


  45. 72
    David Axlegrease says:

    TAXI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  46. 80
    Anonymous says:


  47. 82
    Roy Hodgson says:

    F*ck off pretending you`r normal people, we don’t want support from tw@s like you.


  48. 85
    Show me your papers says:

    Who said this backlog is from people going on holiday wanting to renew previous passports?
    It might be all those nice immigrants who’ve suddenly acquired the paperwork to become British and it’s broken the machinery…..


    • 97
      jgm2 says:

      I renewed my son’s passport last month. All done online. Didn’t even need to get his new photo witnessed or anything. Just give them all the details, send off the old passport and a new photo.


      Took about two weeks I think. Maybe three.


      • 109
        Tim Yeo-Yo says:

        My passport renewal took 3 weeks and 2 days in May. Don’t need it until August but thought it might get busy over summer so applied early.

        It’s not fuking difficult to renew in time. You’ve got 10 whole fuking years to do it!

        Has this country always been as thick or has it got significantly thicker since 1997?


        • 112

          I believe the latter Timothy . But there again look which Party took the reins for 13 years from 1997 …….

          ……now ” conflate” the two events ….


    • 111

      they obviously require passports for a state funded six week furlough back home to see their families while the bennies accumulate here for collection on their return ..

      iss their eeewwwwmaannnn rights innit ?


    • 113
      Mr Anonymous says:

      The orange boxes are from ‘overseas’ applications for UK passports, the white boxes are from UK applicants.

      Look at the photo and you can see what is driving this…


  49. 86
    Will says:

    Run the country I would not trust a politician to run a bath for me


  50. 88
    Taxi Time Warp says:

    What does digital mean?


  51. 92
    cheche says:

    Did the BBC pay for Chris and Liam to go to Brsls?


  52. 94
    Bumster Nigel Evans says:

    That new boy Bobby Jenrick seems nice.
    I might touch him up behind the curtains later.


  53. 103
    Malcolm Rifkind says:

    A female Scots Labour member claimed she would have nightmares thinking of Cameron in Speedos. Pity he was too much of a gent to make suggestions about the level of her attractiveness wearing next to nothing. Good job he was a gent or the media & sisterhood would have descended on him like a ton of bricks


  54. 105
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    There’s someone called Jimmy accusing people of trolling on the recommended Labour List article. Surely that’s not our favourite hypocritical leftie Jimmy is it?

    What a sad leftard he must be.


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