June 11th, 2014

Labour MP Graham Jones’ Online XXX Blunder

Residents of Hyndburn can rest assured that their local Labour MP Graham Jones is listening to what they want him to do about immigration. Jones has even posted a blog on his website explaining how “Labour will control immigration in a fair way”, including a touching, personal anecdote about his meetings with voters:

He could have at least taken out the “XXX” from the copy sent to him and his colleagues by Labour spinners and replaced it with the name of his constituency…


179 Comments

  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    Typical, hypocritical, nest-feathering Labour MP. Absolutely not in it to represent anyone’s interests but themselves.

  2. 2
    jgm2 says:

    What a c*unt.

  3. 3
    Dirty Des says:

    Perhaps XXX was a p0rn site.

  4. 4
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Translation: “I’ve spoken to nobody but some Labour staff member gave me this text to copy-paste on my website. I’ll lie through my teeth for a vote”

  5. 5
    TJ says:

    I’m an independent thinker. I know I am because Labour HQ told me I am.

  6. 6
    Recall.. says:

    Recall

    This MP was made for the Recall trial run

  7. 7
    Peter Martin says:

    It’s all Greek to them:)

    Many’s the time I have seen cookie cutter copy drop folk right in it. Rather shows what a total waste of space the MP classes are these days and how every message is generated to be repeated until true by the hive.

    I wonder if any BBC ‘reporters’ have cut and pasted it as ‘news’ yet?

  8. 8
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Indeed. A massive, hairy, African bumsex infected one.

  9. 9
    FonyBlair says:

    They get paid to be this sh*t

  10. 10
    Steve Miliband says:

  11. 11
    kim il jerk says:

    luv the hairdo!

  12. 12
    Labour Automaton says:

    I’ve spoken to Labour High Command and they told me to say the following.

    I despise voters.

  13. 13
    Mycroft says:

    Should be headline news, it is deception, no sleight of hand, proper deception, the entire text is a lie.

    Inexcusable.

    No-one can vote for someone so contemptuous of the electorate and retain any form of self-respect.

  14. 14
    Understatement of the Century says:

    ” The last Labour government got some things wrong on immigration”.

  15. 15
    Ed Miliband's Template Reply says:

    The Tories just don’t get it. Ordinary people are suffering from the XXX crisis.

  16. 16
    Sandy says:

    One more X and he could have got a beer sponsorship out of it. What an idiot. LOL
    XXX

  17. 17
    Labour are the nasty party says:

    Labour MP,s just keep on giving . Thick as pigshit .

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    Why do Labour keep picking on East Europeans. Is it because it is `racism lite`?

  19. 19
    One of the Eds, I forget which says:

    What we got wrong was we thought they’d all be grateful and vote for us.

    Fcuking ingrates. The bloody jocks too, we gave them devolution and did we get any thanks for that? And the Welsh, all they do is moan on about NHS Wales.

  20. 20
    táxpáyér says:

    A lot to moan about. The NHS is crap.

  21. 21
    Brillo says:

    His hair cut would make a good bog brush

  22. 22
    Graham Jones MP, for it is he says:

    Guido, I’m a busy and important MP. Do you think I have time to do menial stuff like maintain my own website? I leave that to my unpaid intern, who is going to get a bollocking for making me look stupid.

  23. 23
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    Labour: Cutting and Pasting for Hard-Working Families.

  24. 24
    laidlaw ceo with heart says:

    i understand why milibland didn’t go with energy prices today.

    he is happy that it looks like energy suppliers will be holding there prices flat for the next three years like he asked for in the autumn.

    oh whats that?

    it wasn’t a freeze according to caroline flint it was a cap?

    well maybe they should of said that.

    ah i understand now why energy suppliers aren’t dropping prices its because of labours price freeze. if they drop prices now they will need to raise them before the election and lose a bucket load of customers in the process.

    silly mili

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    do people other than the brainless activists, animal rights and climate change protestors believe what labour say?

  26. 26
    xplod says:

    Ha! Back to the days of “What’s the difference between a Labour MP and a supermarket trolley?

    The supermarket trolley has a mind of it’s own”.

  27. 27
    Hey do not forget us says:

    Hey Mr Off message, why only mention Labour mistakes about the East Europeans – you left us out of your maths. We did our bit to try and and increase the ‘legal’ muz!e populous: over a million extra between the 2001-11 census (plus double that illegals)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_the_United_Kingdom

  28. 28
    J A Jones says:

    And he had 3+3 at university to reach this level of competence!

  29. 29
    Anonymous says:

    adam boulton:

    “London, possibly the greatest city in the world”

    certainly not in terms of smell and culture

  30. 30
    Hoges says:

    I wouldn’t give a XXXX for his view anyway. Liebour: spinning it since 1997.

  31. 31
    The Tooth Fairy says:

    I believe in Labour

  32. 32

    You couldnt trust any of them

  33. 33
    Eddy Balls says:

    Someone should tell him to XXXX off.

  34. 34
    J A Jones says:

    Thick a s a 2 ft plank! Pig shit is usually thin slippery and smelly. Wha ho just like him!

  35. 35
    Corby says:

    So they are adopting UKIP’S policy!

  36. 36
    The People of XXX says:

    If a wanker like him spoke to us I’m sure we would have remembered

  37. 37
    HenryV says:

    I never quite got the London thing. Many cities abroad are prettier. Many cities abroad have better museums; indeed culturally (that is arts) many are much richer. Many have better transport systems. Many have better shopping and food. The only difference I can is the HMG lets anybody move here, be they Third World “ayslum” seeker or crooked Eastern European “business man”.

  38. 38
    Oh, really? says:

    Dear Mr XXX, Labour MP for XXX.

    Thank you for providing incontrovertible evidence of the boilerplating operation.

    Yours,

    XXX

  39. 39
    The lying liars and the lies they lie says:

    A personal message from a Labour MP in which he lies about talking to hundreds of people – he probably hasn’t spoken to any, in XXX or anywhere else.

    Set Soubry on him!

  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

    xxx = getting off planes from karachi

  41. 41
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    I see he speaks with the expected authority that Labour have on the subject of immigration!

    So Labour think if they parrot out a load of crap about “controlling immigration” that the white working class will say “oh that’s reassured us, please have my vote again”.

    Nobody ever voted for that immigration in the first place, because Labour lied through their teeth about it last time. Labour have been sussed out for the country hating metropolitan left-wing traitors that they are.

  42. 42
    Tom Catesby says:

    Jones like many other MPs of northern constituencies, One J.Straw springs readily to mind. Are caught between a rock and a hard place on the immigration issue, principally due to the demographic make up of their areas. The likes of Jones will be alive to the difficulties of not upsetting the muzzie vote by talk of restraining mass uncontrolled immigration and any other immigrant taking advantage of the postal vote scam on top of the large numbers already voting, who perceive liebore as the softest touch on the issue, although the limp dicks, it’s got to be said run them a close second in these toilets.

  43. 43
    Ed Moribund says:

    I challenge the prime minister to be blasted by a royal horse artillery canon to prove they are dangerous.

    Bet he won’t do it, the wuss.

  44. 44
    John Bercow says:

    Oi gunger din two more bottles of Cobra lager over here jeldi jeldi.

  45. 45
    Fact says:

    He’s exactly the same as all the other ConLibLabbing t(u)rds in Westminster.

    Hypocritical lying bastards the lot of them.

  46. 46
    Ed Balls says:

    Today, I are mostly saying, .. nothing at all.

  47. 47
    Joe Normy says:

    No normal member of the public has *ever* told an MP that “immigration is important for our economy”.

  48. 48
    Sunny Jim says:

    Anybody who believes that Labour would do anything to curb immigration is, frankly, a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic

  49. 49
    PC 99 says:

    XXX is how many votes he’ll get next time.

  50. 50
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    These people MP’s say they speak to on the doorstep are probably themselves after the door has been slammed in their face.

  51. 51
    The Limp dicks says:

    We believe that it is the right of every person on earth to receive UK child benefit and uk healthcare and education.

    It makes us feel so especially cuddly and good about ourselves when we think of all the billions of people, not as fortunate as ourselves, who could be helped by just allowing an extra 7 billion people to settle in the UK.

  52. 52
    Gordon the medicated says:

    British jobbies made by a British non worker.

    I’ve got jars and jars full of them.

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    of is the new have

  54. 54
    The 35% who are too stupid to know eating crisps all day makes you fat. says:

    Who sussed out what now? That Tony Blair is doing a good job of presidentialising, innit?

  55. 55
    Politicians don't speak human. says:

    “many of them have told me that whilst immigration is important to our economy..”

    Yeah. Funny, no one I know has ever said that. Many have said, “there are too many fucking immigrants”, yes, but “immigration is important to our economy”? No.

    Because it isn’t, and it’s not what normal people say.

  56. 56
    Labour Party says:

    Shipping in millions more working class people is never going to be good news to working class people.
    That’s why we never put it in our manifesto.

  57. 57
    Tom Catesby says:

    I watched one of the most astonishing displays I have seen in some time on the TV news last night. Even allowing for the lies, hypocracy and double standards, we usually associate with the House of Fun (aka, parliament) milliband’s performance and statements on energy prices was breath taking.

  58. 58
    Uncle Joe says:

    For such blatant poor performance the cadre needs to be purged at once. A quick trip to the cellars of the Lubyanka and a 9mm into the back of the head and then purge his family from their state positions. Then just shoot a few of his friends to maintain a level of fear.

  59. 59
    Tom Catesby says:

    Londonistan, certainly one of our principal national toilets.

  60. 60

    He obviously could nt give a three ex for his constituents .

  61. 61

    Does he frequent the same eyetie barber as Dave

    Obviously he s getting his done cheaper …. much much cheaper !

  62. 62
    Unbalanced Views says:

    Its been fixed now, unfortunately none techie people don’t understand how things like Wayback Machine etc work lol

  63. 63

    Agreed !!

    Tonsure him !

    Sorry — CENSURE him…

  64. 64
    laidlaw the fool says:

    bite me

  65. 65

    In his Welsh Wales origin town was he known as Jones the Pillock ?

  66. 66
    Will someone in Authority Act? says:

    Amusing at first until one realises he treats his constituents with contempt and disdain and is drawing his salary under false pretences.

    At the very least he should be suspended from the house for not only contempt of the parliament he sits in too.

    If Ed was serious about cleaning up Parliament he would also withdraw the party whip and not nominate him for 2015.

    But are Parliament, Parliamentarians and Ed Miliband really serious about cleaning up Parliament.

  67. 67
    England is becominmg a third world cess-pit says:

    I doubt many of his constituents can actually read

  68. 68

    No .

    Try again Ed .

    Thats FOUR X s. Jones only stated THREE X s.

    Your basic arithmetic still needs working on does nt it dear boy ……

  69. 69
    Fuck the Horse, Name the Spade says:

    Trojan Horse means they are scared of calling a spade a spade. This is the infiltration of our schools by Muslim elements whose intent is to destroy Britain and poison the minds of Children.

  70. 70
    Llareggub says:

    The mother fucker is a lesbian, it would seem …

  71. 71
    Happ_E_ness says:

    If a successful economy – one that works with positive results, well distributed amongst the many – sets its aims on low unemployment, good local services, maintenance of strong, wages & working conditions, low crime, an affirmative happiness index, good education standards and low poverty then immigration does play a part – in seriously undermining all of the aims listed above.

  72. 72
    Scottish Voter says:

    You gave us HeeHaw you bawheed. Do you take us for some sort of uncivilized tribe who need your superior intellect to help us survive? The sooner we leave arrogant low life like you the better. God help England with crappy MPs and a (sizeable) thick electorate.

  73. 73

    Are you that computer bot who convinces interrogators he is really a 13 year old?

    Or a 13 year old who should really be a computer ?

  74. 74
    Llareggub says:

    You want pilau rice with that?

  75. 75
    Maimed Codger says:

    As a Nation of Immigrants, who have more of their number in Employment, who pay more Taxes per head, who are the least likely to use the NHS and who, have assimilated with British Culture and arguably tipped the balance in the Battle of Britain… the Poles

    Who mostly vote Conservative because of experiencing the yoke of Socialism in their Native Poland and are mostly Catholic…I do not see them trying to take over our Schools but Bigos ( Hunter Stew ) and Chips, could soon be on School Menus … lol..

    Plus, Polish Girls are really sexy & beautiful…

  76. 76

    Sorry you ve lost me .

    Was that not almost exactly covered by the period during which LABOUR policies would have been in effect ?

  77. 77
    Working class bloke says:

    As a Brit who spent all the my working life ‘doing the work us Brits didn’t want to do’ alongside other Brits ‘doing the work us Brits didn’t want to do’ I sure saw a lot of fucking non Brits doing no work at all.

  78. 78
    Llareggub says:

    Well, if we’re doing Australian beer commercials:

  79. 79
    Socialism is theft says:

    All the Liblabcons are liars. None can control immigration unless they leave the EU. Only UKIP has that policy.

  80. 80
    Rachel Reeves says:

    I am worried about the zzz crisis.

  81. 81
    couldabin says:

    You don’t need an intern to make you look stupid. Your parents already did that. But acting stupid by sheepishly following whatever line the party tells you, is your choice entirely.

  82. 82
    Haslingden MP Diversity Spad says:

    Please do not forget we done our bit in your constituency for you too:

    http://www.mosquedirectory.co.uk/search_mosque/mosquesearch.php?mosque=Haslingden

  83. 83
    Working class bloke says:

    With respect but Catholicism is a dogma we got rid of centuries ago.
    I get none to excited at the prospect of Catholic/Orthodox Christians slugging it out with Islamics in the towns and cities of my country.
    I reckon like many here though that it will indeed come to that.
    ‘It’s all gone Balkans’ and I haven’t got a dog in the fight.

  84. 84
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Labour got NOTHING wrong concerning immigration ,what they did was deliberate policy in order to destroy the country ,vast areas of our cities are now mini islamic republics where the rule of English common law has been supplanted by a primitive alien superstitious death cult .
    The treacherous filth knew exactly what the consequences of their actions would be.

  85. 85
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    The girls are in most cases an added bonus, contrast them with the fat, chain smoking ‘singool muvvers’ waddling around the town in their track suits1

  86. 86
    rick says:

    ++++++++++++++1

  87. 87
    Taxfodder says:

    Basically most MP’s are low rent scroungers.

    Snouts in the trough against anything that interrupts the slurping while offering precious little in return….

    Why? because they are irrelevant the EU calls the shots your average MP is just window dressing and, as always the joke is really on the idiots that continue to give them credibility.

    It won’t stop till you do!

  88. 88
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    If we go will you promise to take back Gordon Brown?

  89. 89
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Just took a wander down to Parliament Square from St James. Hilarity is prevailing with the black cab strike.

  90. 90
    Tony(GiveMeaBungAndI'mYours) says:

    Whereas I can kill ‘em by the thousands in a phony war and the MSM keep schtum. You little people, I dunno!

  91. 91
    Anonymous says:

    This M.P.`s parliamentary record suggests that he isn`t bothered about immigration matters at all. So who does he think he`s kidding? A few parliamentary questions about the passport office, but that`s obviously because he likes his expense paid foreign trips!

  92. 92
    Dont mention UKIP says:

    Hang the bastards off Waterloo Bridge with piano wire around their GONADS….traitors

  93. 93
    Anonymous says:

    to be honest its safe to call for no more poles as they are white.

    to call for no more Trojans is wacist

  94. 94
    rick says:

    Ed cleaning house!!!! He probably authorised the (just change the name of your constituency) meaningless handout.

  95. 95
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    I wouldn’t want an RHA gun tainted like that. Use one of the Flatties guns.

  96. 96

    There is probably a much more prosaic reason why the XXX is there. He does not know where it is and has never been there in his life.

    Hyndburn? I mean! I have been to every town in the British Isles, several times over and have never heard of it.

    For those of us taught geography, it actually consists of Accrington and Clitheroe. One of the earlier football clubs to have gone bust and the home of Jimmy. What more could you want?

  97. 97
    J.Dromey says:

    Just what I was looking for, the town of xxx, twas an honest mistake

  98. 98
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    I saw a coherent labour policy, it was big, pink and flew past my window

  99. 99
    essex cabby says:

    we’re all for competition anyone can take the test, and charge the same regulated price unless they try and measure distance and time. i mean. clocks measure time and you have a thing on your dashboard that measures distance but TFL have made owning clocks or measuring distance illegal.

    i mean. if people were allowed to own clocks and measure distance. think of all the women getting raped on the way home.

    i mean. making something illegal to create barriers to entry and banning price discovery is the definition of perfect competition.

  100. 100
    The man with no name says:

    LIB/LAB/CON always tell us the good that comes about by immigration, but they never tell us the bad, and most certainly they never ever allude to the ugly.

  101. 101
    Axelrod Problemo says:

    We’ve spoken to hundreds of people in (insert any town/village) and they all think Miliband is a tw@t.

  102. 102
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Probably met them all on the doorstep whilst out on the old campaign trail in his safe seat.
    Never ever seen one of these hypocritical sleazy tw*ts anywhere near a doorstep, unless it leads into a pub, a brothel or a restaurant (all on exes of course).
    Tossers to the last one.

  103. 103
    MB. says:

    He has asked someone the name of his constituency now and inserted in place of the Xs!

  104. 104
    Anonymous says:

    apparently he never signed any paper

  105. 105
    Mycroft says:

    I call that bullshitting… but I’m a bit blunt about this sort of thing.

  106. 106
    Arthur Dent says:

    I’d rather listen to Vogon poetry than you Rachel.http://youtu.be/mrIrcV9Bgmc

  107. 107
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Come all you friendly bombs and land on Hyndburn.

    I doubt anyone would actually notice.

  108. 108
    Guffaws says:

    Graham Jones isn’t a Castelmaine XXXX drinker

  109. 109
    Anonymous says:

    Accrington,Rishton,Gt Harwood,Clayton-le-Moors mainly I think but not Clitheroe,old bean.I live in the constituency and am Geography graduate.

  110. 110
    David Camerxxx says:

    we shall renegotiate our relationship with the immigrants

  111. 111
    domino says:

    Iraq War Inquiry – Final Report

    xxx xxx xxx xxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxx xxxxxxxxx xxx xxx
    xx xxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxx xxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxx
    xx xxxxx xxxx xxx xxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxx

    Lord Chilcott

  112. 112
    Anonymous says:

    do a cartoon of it if you’re brave enough

  113. 113
    Might as well throw in a Cider Ad also? says:

    http://www.youtube.com/embed/Xfzxesxk_Yo

  114. 114
    nontaxable pikey says:

    Had a happy clappy lefty neighbour once who got himself together with the family over to Zambia on a 2 year contract. He was working in the copper mines. They came back after 13 months with a completely altered attitude. I think he joined the B&P.

  115. 115
    c777 says:

    Looks like Liebour are waking up to the threat of UKIP.
    Here’s an article on Liebour list about the fear of losing the White Working Class vote.

    http://labourlist.org/2014/06/giving-up-on-the-white-working-class-is-a-20-strategy/

    I think they have indeed lost it, lets see what happens next eh?

  116. 116
    Ed Millibandwagon says:

    It’s also how many Labour votes you can fir on a ballot paper in Tower Hamlets

  117. 117
    David Camerxxx says:

    Nice one!

  118. 118
    Jean Claude Juncker says:

    Miliband has the makings of a fine EU bureaucrat- unaccountable,overpaid, full of clever,unworkable ideas and on the gravy train for life.

    I will offer him a job the minute I take over Europe.

  119. 119
    Chief Fire Officer says:

    I accidentally went through Accrington once, but I think I got away with it.

  120. 120
    Piss Artists against the Conservative led coalition says:

    BBC News – Claims Tory AM was ‘drunk’ in chamber are investigated http://bbc.in/1piXVxJ

    Just had to be a Tory.

  121. 121
    "Mission Accomplished"....Hoorah for the good ol' US of A says:

    Given what’s happening at present in Iraq I suspect that the publication date has now been extended to 2018 at the earliest…the last thing Labour want is anybody mentioning Iraq before a General Election which is too close to call

  122. 122
    Oh! FFS Dave says:

    Don’t apologise for a passport backlog. Blame the booming economy…more going abroad on holiday.

  123. 123
    AM says:

    I wasn’t present was I?

  124. 124
    Vince"The Cheeky Chappie" Cable says:

    Has anyone out there seen Nick Clegg ???

  125. 125
    domino says:

    More likely to be new ones handed out to all and sundry just for turning up in Britain.

  126. 126
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Abollocking for making you look stupid?
    No challenge there then.

  127. 127
    táxpáyér says:

    Dunce Dave Don’t Do Decisions

    http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/06/11/Hubris-Tories-in-European-Parliament-back-MEP-who-insults-eurosceptics

    Tory Choice for EU Parliament President is ex-Lib Dem who Called Eurosceptics the ‘Taliban’

  128. 128
    Cinna says:

    Nick who?

  129. 129
    Silly Politics says:

    Labour have some nerve lecturing the Tories on immigration. Thanks to Labour the genie cannot be put back in the bottle. This is hypocrisy.

  130. 130
    táxpáyér says:

    Think you must be near somalis, they’re the worst for slacking.

  131. 131
    albacore says:

    Dearie me, what a cynical lot
    Those XXXs show that he’s got
    Nowt but love and kisses for his town
    And he’d never, ever let folks down
    It’s just a shame LibLabCons adore
    All the poor immigrants even more

  132. 132
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    Vote Ukip, get me as chancellor.

  133. 133
    Cinna says:

    I actually went through Acton once and got away with it.

  134. 134
    táxpáyér says:

    The left ALSO want to destroy Britain.

  135. 135
    Cinna says:

    And get ready for the next lot. Mosul, Tikrit: soon coming to a town near you.

  136. 136
    táxpáyér says:

    If Rolf was a gay tory whip he wouldn’t even have been arrested.

  137. 137
    following yonder star says:

    Seen heading eastwards on eurostar

  138. 138
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    I don’t understand the concept of this so-called THREE and FOUR. Could you explain further?

  139. 139
    táxpáyér says:

    Not even working class, even more shirking class.

    Just there to raise rents for the rent-seeking establishment.

  140. 140
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    Actually, none of us Labour MPs gives a XXXX what the voters think. We know how to spend your money best so give us more of it and shut up.

  141. 141

    Parts of the Clitheroe parliamentary seat were incorporated into Hyndburn in 1983. There remains the parliamentary seat of Clitheroe, of course.

    I often stay close by at Sabden when I come back. However delightful Clitheroe remains, it cannot boast one Indian restaurant, merely a takeaway (though that is excellent).

  142. 142
    Nom De Plume says:

    …..Or , “The Deadly”…….

  143. 143
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Only last week was the anniversary of D Day. This week over 500 people (who probably can’t even wipe their own arses) have complained to their MPs about delays to their passport application.

    Struggling to work out just what part of “don’t book travel until you have a valid passport – doing so is at your own risk” is so hard to understand?

  144. 144
    Graham Jones says:

    Go fuck yourself Hyndburn

  145. 145

    Another XXX and he’ll be has been MP for Haslingden.

  146. 146
    Puberty says:

    ….I thought sex was to be enjoyed and enjoyable, not nasty and forced!

  147. 147
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    …only if Labour win in 2015.

  148. 148
    still walking into darkness says:

    what is ‘fair immigration’ exactly? Typical liblabcon alliance smelly stuff.

    I’m hearing people from every walk of life saying to me know they’re voting UKIP at the GE, and about half of these I’d say didn’t even vote in the Euros recently.

  149. 149
    Will Geedo read this as it's not on twitter? says:

    The point this leads to is that there must be many MPs making claims about dealings with their constituents where they don’t forget to cut and paste.

    Ho about checking MPs websites for identikit personal”” messages?

  150. 150
    Progressive wanker says:

    Dear Mr/Mrs/Ms Cat
    I find little need and even less desire to return to east lancs. But I suspect that a short journey to Whalley, Accy or thereabouts will find you a decent ruby. Most probably not Indian, I add.

  151. 151
    Osama the Nazarene2 says:

    Is the XXX constituency in the UK?

  152. 152
    Fuck Gordon Cyclops says:

    What would an idiot like Anonymous know about anything outside his secure psychiatric ward? This is the same Anonymous who insists Gordon Fuckwit is English. He has the same grip on reality as Edward “Fender Bender” Balls.

  153. 153
    G Jones's spad says:

    I have spoken to hundreds of people who all told me to FUCK OFF!!

  154. 154
    Glyn H says:

    Caught out in an absolute corker. A true lie! He has NOT spoken to hundreds of people. Classic for a recall.

  155. 155

    Indeed. I had a delicious curry at The White Hart on Padiham Road but, as you point out, not the pukka Indian jobbie.

    But I am spoiled by having often visited Shep’s excellent Spicy Hut in Rushden. That has always been outstanding though the surrounds are not as picturesque as Pendle Hill.

  156. 156
    bobhas1 says:

    That looks like labour double talk for we intend to scout millions more migrants from third world instead of eastern europe xxx

  157. 157
    Banned says:

    There is the new their

  158. 158
    Biffo says:

    He’s put in the ‘XXX’ because he can’t remember the name of his constituency – that’s how important it is to him – merely a place to trough

  159. 159
    bobhas1 says:

    i can just see the good people off xxx telling him how important immigration is to them … LOL . ” Oh yes me ol mate you must keep on flooding the place with migrants , its so important for our economy!”………”Now you promise me Labour are going to bring a few million more in, or you’ll be losing our vote!”

  160. 160
    Captn P says:

    Your article is completely wrong, what gives you the impression that he can read?

  161. 161
    Crikey says:

    Absolutely bobhas1, and The eastern europeans don’t cost us a fortune in constant monitoring.

  162. 162
    David says:

    I once knew a Graham Jones.
    About 25 years ago.
    He was very well aware of his own value.
    No one else was.

  163. 163
    Anonymous says:

    Dear Cat No part of the town of Clitheroe itself was ever in the old Accrington constituency. You’ve been down he treacle mines too long. Oh and I forgot Oswaldtwistle of course.

  164. 164

    I am going to sound like a complete nerd, I accept.

    Also I am completely ignorant as I don’t hold a degree in anything.

    Thirdly, I accept that Wiki is a dubious resource. It just happens to coincide with my memory. But look:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyndburn_%28UK_Parliament_constituency%29

    Just accept it from stupid…

  165. 165
    RichUpNorth says:

    Labour tit!

  166. 166
    Form an orderly queue says:

    The last time a lot of those veterans went to France they did not need a fucking passport!

  167. 167
    Labour = the nasty party says:

    How many Labour MPs know where their constituencies are, let alone towns like xxx within them? Always amazes me how working class northerners moan about ‘soft’ southerners and then vote like sheep for posh metro boys ( eg Tristram Hunt) who are parachuted in to Northern towns to get them into Parliament. About to happen next year with the sons of Blair, Straw and Dromey-Pie- Harman.

  168. 168
    Anonymous says:

    More tw@s bleating on sky this morning about not being able to go to the World Cup because they haven’t got their passports yet.

    I wonder if many German fans did t renew their passports before booking their travel?

  169. 169
    Bradord town twinning says:

    We are thinking of twinning with Mosul ansd Tikrit now!

  170. 170
    Bradord town twinning says:

    Bradford of course, maybe Bradord is thinking about too dimmi.

  171. 171
    Tom Catesby. says:

    The ‘ genie’ can still be put back in the bottle, start by voting UKIP 2015.
    The alternative will be dire. A vision of the ‘future’ in this country can be seen on this mornings news reports from Iraq. Balkanisation of the UK and fighting to survive as a people and a nation, we may be lucky and hang on to the Isle of Wight.

  172. 172
    Anonymous says:

    “He could have at least taken out the “XXX” from the copy sent to him”
    Because even triple attempts at achieving ‘No Publicity’, get thwarted by Guido.

  173. 173
    Free Britain says:

    He must now be the minister for Amsterdam…isnt XXX part of the coat of arms?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coat_of_arms_of_Amsterdam
    :D

  174. 174
    X. XXXXX says:

    I’ll XXXX this CXNT in the FXXXXXG XXXXXXXs.

    WXNKXR!

  175. 175
    My Friend Wiki says:

    “He attended Accrington & Rossendale College studying ‘A’ Levels. After 3 years at college Jones was employed for Blackburn with Darwen Council on refuse collection and by Lancashire County Council as a carer home assistant.

    “Jones attended the University of Central Lancashire to study a BA (Hons) in Applied Social Studies. in 1989 he studied Graphic Design and completed the City and Guilds qualification in Desktop Publishing followed by employment at Hollands Pies. Jones had periods of temporary and part-time work followed for Lancashire County Council as a community transport driver…

    “A relative of the former Labour Mayor, Kathleen Thom who represented Clayton Ward in the 80’s and 90’s and nephew by marriage to Len Dickenson, a former Mayor who represented Church Ward for the Labour Party in the 80’s and 90’s.”

    Scintillating, yes?

  176. 176
    J A Jones says:

    Of course you need a 1st in Physics,, Chemistry and Biology to do this work. Not a load of airy-fairy. Socialist so called degrees.

  177. 177
    J A Jones says:

    What the Fin-hell is social studies. Spending time at the local Pub?

  178. 178
    Hyndburn and proud of it says:

    Sorry to disappoint you! Some of us in Hyndburn have actually had a good education! Why assume we’re “thickos” in the North-West?

  179. 179
    Hyndburn and proud of it says:

    The Borough of Hyndburn is named after the local river. It was formed on 1st April 1974 from the Municipal Borough of Accrington, the Urban Districts of Church, Clayton-le-Moors, Great Harwood, Oswaldtwistle and Rishton, and the Rural District of Altham. We are proud of our football team, Accrington Stanley, who are in League Two and improved their performance during this past season under their new Manager, James Beattie. Accrington is not the dead, uncultured place people seem to imagine it to be. Among other things it boasts the finest collection of Tiffany Glass outside the United States in its Haworth Art Gallery.


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