June 11th, 2014

Fun-Loving Farage Stars in Extramarital Dating Site Advert


Extramarital dating site Victoria Milan, have somewhat provocatively launched a new billboard campaign outside UKIP’s Mayfair HQ poking fun at Nigel Farage’s alleged penchant for the ladies. The website offers a discreet social network for men and women seeking a secret affair rather than an in depth discussion of European affairs. Allegedly. 


  1. 1
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:


  2. 2
    Tachybaptus says:

    Don’t think it will do him any harm, if only on the principle that any publicity is good publicity.

  3. 3
    Anonymong says:

    Isn’t this libel?

  4. 4
    Join Helen Keller's dating agency today says:

    Silly cow must be blind sought by dodgy politician.

  5. 5
    Rev.Flowers-Meth says:


  6. 6
    Guffaws says:

    Farage is an expert at pulling out in time!

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    Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

    There used to be such a thing as libel by innuendo which this looks a bit like.
    I believe an earlier case concerned the unauthorised use of a photo of a cyclist to promote some product or other.

    But I gladly admit to being half a century out of date.

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    sacré bleu says:

    Probably all Nigel’s fault, that in the recent, on the beach memorial for D-Day, the flags for France, EU and Germany were all nicely together at the top whilst the Union flag was buried bottom row, down with Italy and a few of the East Europeans!

  9. 9
    G 'n T Tone? says:

    OT, but just wondering if Anthony Charles Lynton Bliar will be going anytime soon to see how it is all going in I rak.

    Or is he too busy counting his mountains of cash!!!

    I think We know!

  10. 10

    A few bags of sharp sand should be donated for Boris’s water cannon stunt.

    Vote UKIP :-)

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    You Nearly Had My Eye Out says:

    Bit messy what! is that not called a Papal bull or something?

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    Dr Llareggub says:

    I think this is racist

  13. 13
    Oh Wasser, I Thought You Said Cannon says:

    Needs to be a bit careful, if it’s German there may be some 5.56mm up the spout!

  14. 14
    The Growler says:

    Are you up for it Fawkesy, you would safe as long as Mrs Fawkesy doesn’t get wind then do a Bobbit onm you

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    Don't forget to turn the lights off!! says:

    More dirty tricks (yawn) and pretty low doing an advert like that but when you are hosting a web site where you’re encouraging people to cheat on their partners it just goes to show you the sort of moral compass these people have, so I’m guessing they think the poster is really clever and funny. Whether you agree with nigel farage’s politics or not is irrelevant , the point is he is a leader of a legitimate political party in this country and should not be linked and associated with such a site. Could you imagine that happening to smegg milibland or shamron ?! No chance but for farage it is open season, so can say or do whatever you want if it could possibly damage his image in some way. I did see the artical they’re referring to. Big deal he got a photo with some blond sort when he was down the pub having a drink lol fair play to him. At least he wasn’t out touching up little boys and girls like some of our so called representatives! Seems a pretty standard thing nigel was doing, out having a drink and a laugh on a night out, I just smh when read the artical to be honest, like why is this even newsworthy lol you gotta laugh sometimes ;)

  16. 16

    Being in Europe has its “Minge Benefits”

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    Anonymous says:

    Only if he fancies a bit more Deng Dong.

  18. 18
    Glyn H says:

    I have nothing against sexual intercourse amongst consenting adults, especially if one has done the heir and spare bit but this is just tawdry.

    However it does make one wonder if the Prime Mentalist have put up with this if his relationship with Princess Margharita of Romania was brought up when he was being pursued by the grim lefty Macaulay woman? Or Blair when pursued by the ghastly Booth personage?

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    Anonymous says:

    Tone’s Deng Dong.

  20. 20
    Here Is The News says:

    BBC Headline: 6 Things That Went Wrong For Iraq, disingenuously they fail to say:

    Tony Bliar
    Tony Bliar
    Tony Blair
    Tony Bliar
    Tony Bliar
    Tony Blair

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    S. Udem Rigid says:

    I rather think that this is a very clear libellous innuendo. One is driven to conclude that the purpose is to draw Mr Farage into highly expensive litigation with bottomless-pocket, undisclosed, opponents.
    I have seen the strategy used against clients.
    The tactic is quite well thought through. Even with despatch and the application of Jacksonian sanction, any case is susceptible to subtle time manipulation. Consider preparing for a hearing in the run up to the GE 2015, and if it could be brought on to coincide, imagine the poisonous qualified privilege attaching to spurious allegations made in Open Court? Not to mention the mega-money in costs.
    Smile at your enemies, Mr Farage. You will have the last laugh! And still be in time under the Limitation Act to commence proceedings after the Election.
    You may have to do a lot of satellite digging to get at the pocket who ends up paying, but consider the rather odious Toby Low aka 1st Lord Aldington, the bag-man for Operation Keelhaul, Macmillan’s pay off to Stalin and the most appalling betrayal by Perfidious Albion, leading to the murder of thousands of men, women and children. He was introduced to the British Public but protected by The Establishment. He was awarded enormous damages against Tolstoy. He didn’t see much of his award. Even after the ECHR reduced it considerably.
    Unfortunately, the bigger one is the worse one’s enemies tend to be!
    Shall we say 15 guineas?

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:


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    Hu Flung Deng says:

    Sort of Ting Tong Tone, meister of the horizontal vag.

    So, Miss Dung, what attracted you to the multi multi multi millionare war criminal, well I took a pay cut, but always thought that everything that comes out of his mouth is hilarious! I do love a funny man.

  24. 24
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Quote of the day… Tom Watson
    “the density of”

  25. 25

    I see that the Muzbot terrorists have now taken about a quarter of Iraq back
    Mr Bliar is Iraq still a much safer place than before you lied and committed our troops ?
    i think not !
    The Iraq army which you armed to the teeth , is abandoning its weapons /hardware and uniforms and blending back in to the population
    as is about to happen in Afghanistan , leaving all those lovely weapons for the muzzies to use to kill “non believers”

    Well done Bliar , as middle east peace envoy , i think you should go straight out there and tell them in no uncertain terms to stop it now and hand back all those weapons

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    Hu Flung Deng says:


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    Anonymous says:

    What constitutional powers and sovereignty has liar Cameron given away today ? …

    The soldiers of WW1 and WW2 must be turning in their graves.

    The traitorous acts of the LibLabCon are very scary and make me shudder.

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    Both including this one?

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    still walking into darkness says:

    It’s very hard to do business with someone who doesn’t have a mistress, think they call it ‘detente’. Built in mutual trust you see.

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    Well I never money tree not growing then says:

    All PR good and bad is good PR, they keep proving he’s a real man, shame they don’t show him fighting a bear, now that would really go down well with the names Farage has been called, wait until after 2015 Nige, follow the money.

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    Drummond Base says:

    He’s given people more work and spanked Miliband in PMQs. Yesterday he fired a torpedo towards J-C Juncker. Today we learned unemployment’s down.

    You must work for Unite if you think this is “traitorous”. Tickety boo!

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    rick says:

    Must be getting very nervous – wouldn’t do this for a LibLabCon politician, would they. Expect much more of this sort of stuff before the election. Let’s hope it keeps backfiring.

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    Maqb­oul says:

    Like he’d say yes on the world wide web. Good question.

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    Well I never money tree not growing then says:

    Nothing to do with us any-more, we don’t have any military all it’s equip has been sold off on Ebay, when they start kicking the sh1t out of Londonistan then maybe we should get involved.

  35. 35
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Goldman Sachs is a better earner for Tone.

  36. 36
    Poo stick says:

    English please that’s all we ask.

  37. 37
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Hows that war in Iraq going?

  38. 38
    Maqb­oul says:

    An utter fiasco. What was the point of it, other than to slide his tongue as far up that idiot Bush’s arse as he could manage?

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    Yes, probably. Presumably their defence would be that Nikki Sinclaire made the same allegation in the European Parliament, but that was under the veil of parliamentary privilege. Since Farage has denied it, publicly repeating the allegation is distinctly risky.

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    No money tree here says:

    The three flags that shame Europe together, best place is out of the way, until they think we will be needed in a w ar with Russia, then they can go to hell.

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    rick says:

    Blair was paid to legitimise the destabilisation of the Middle-East on behalf of his paymasters. Mission accomplished – fee trousered.

  42. 42
    JJ says:

    A politician with a mistress, phffft!
    Even a politician paying for rent boys to shit in his mouth hardly registers as news today.

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    JIMMY says:


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    Jean-Claude Wancker says:

    My Plan to Rule Europe

    By Jean-Claude Wancker

    All the members and organs of the body had a meeting to decide who should be the boss. The Heart said she should be the boss, because she cared about people, everyone liked her and she would look really great on the front of greetings cards. The Brain said she should be the boss, because she was the cleverest and had all the ideas and good at managing money. The Stomach said he should be the boss, because he was in charge of the vital function of distribution, in accordance with the principle “From each according to his ability, to each according to his need,” and even if he had grown very fat and unsightly in the process, his name was also synonymous with courage and tenacity. They were going to put the matter to the vote, when there was a voice from the back of the hall: “Hey! Angie said I could be the boss.”

    They all looked round to see who had spoken and it turned out to be the Arsehole. They all stared at him and then fell about laughing because he was just an Arsehole and now he wanted to be the boss.

    The Arsehole was really hurt and humiliated about that, so to get his revenge he closed up. After two weeks the Heart was all clogged up and could scarcely carry on working, the Brain had gone all fuzzy and couldn’t think straight and the Stomach had swollen up in agony and thought he was going to burst. So they convened an emergency meeting and all decided to let the Arsehole have his way and be the boss.

    Which goes to show that it doesn’t take a great Heart or a brilliant Brain or even a strong Stomach to be the boss. You just have to be an Arsehole.

    The End

  45. 45
    Labour's war says:

    War going very well thanks. Lasted longer than ww2. And still going strong.

  46. 46
    JIMMY says:




  47. 47
    David Dumbleby says:

    Well just look at me I’m king of the gentleman don’t cha know!

  48. 48
    JJ says:

    A few mass beheadings here a few mass beheadings there… well that’s in-between the car bombings and the gang r@pes in broad daylight. Tony must be so proud.

  49. 49
    Tony triple six head Blair says:

    I’m innocent just look at my innocent face! *innocent face*
    Besides I converted to Catholicism and confessed all to the pope himself on bended knees.

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    Celebrate diversity says:

    Yes, that’s Bradford in a few years’ time. What about Iraq?

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    Mycroft says:

    It is.

    1/. There is no anti-dote given prior to the poison, which would protect them.

    2/. There is no distinguishing between assertion and claim, i.e. there is no emphasis on the ‘I’ making it a prior assertion and a direct accusation.

    The law changed this year and there is no hiding place in that either.

    If this is a ‘sponsored’ thread (by the owner of the campaign) then O-O could well be in trouble too.

    Even under the new legislation O-O is on no good ground at all.

  52. 52
    Mycroft says:

    Indeed, it is amusing watching the plan go down the pan, the ‘opposition’ can’t do right for doing so much wrong.

  53. 53
    Celebrate diversity says:

    • US says it “stands ready” to provide assistance to Iraq
    • David Cameron rules out British military intervention

    Good for Dave!

    I don’t suppose his decision was motivated by not having much of an army any more?

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    I'm actually ejaculating as you read this message says:

    He should mock it, Benny Hill style.

    Didn’t hurt Obama much to have women swooning over him, and pop songs proclaiming “love”.

    Even Sarah Palin got on the left’s tits, because unlike the left’s poster girls, a proportion of men wouldn’t fight her off if a soapytitwank was on the cards.

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Not funny and utterly stupid.

    Nige secured a massive payout less than a month ago from the Daily Mail who falsely accused him – via that silly little p00fter Pierce – of having a mistress:


    Now that the accusation has been proven false, Nige should clean up. That’ll pay for a few rounds at the Westminster Arms.

  56. 56
    Bert says:

    Yes indeedy Herr Mycroft. Gweeds may come to regret taking this particular shilling.

  57. 57
    Bert says:

    1 Tony Blair
    2 George W Bush
    3 Dick Cheney
    4 Donald Rumsfeld
    5 Congress
    6 HoC


  58. 58
    Bert says:

    Everything is racist, including Formula One and the Grand National.

  59. 59
    Bert says:

    I thought it was J P Morgan.

  60. 60
    Terminally Deluded Dave says:

    I am absolutely convinced that those Tory voters who deserted to UKIP because they think that I’m a useless lying twat will return to the fold in 2015. Toodle pip!

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    Tony triple six head Blair says:

    But I’m innocent I tell you, innocent of everything in the world ever! I mean just look at my sweet angelic innocent face. Besides I converted to Catholicism and confessed all to the pope himself on bended knees with my fingers crossed.

  62. 62
    Anonymous says:

    Why are you shouting? Your point was standing perfectly well on its own.

  63. 63
    Leslue Philips says:

    but lady voters will think he’s a rotter

  64. 64
    Vote Tory for unlimited immigration says:

    “He’s given people more work”

    Really? I thought the private sector created work, whilst Cameron sat back and snatched a large chunk of its profits so he could increase foreign aid (by 28% last year), and spunk it away on countries with nuclear weapons.

    Silly me. I didn’t realise Cameron was out there actively creating jobs, what with juggling all those other vitally important issues, such as legalising bumsex marriage.

  65. 65
    Dan Hodges says:

    UKIP are shit.
    Ed Miliband is shit.
    UKIP are shit.
    Ed Miliband is shit.
    UKIP are shit.
    Ed Miliband is shit.
    UKIP are shit.
    Ed Miliband is shit.
    UKIP are shit.
    Ed Miliband is shit.

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  66. 66
    Sir Dave De-void of Credibility says:


  67. 67
    Dan Hodges says:

    Sorry, £9 per week. But you get Bryony Gordon’s insightful opinions, too.

  68. 68
    Mycroft says:

    That much is true.

    But as UKIP grows people like Diane James will come to the fore and that will change markedly.

    Women are slower to change voting allegiance than men, we will tend to snap across a decision, women will tend to slowly veer away from a voting intention.

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    Happ_I_ness says:

    Yes. I remember the Cameron in a Quattro poster, mistaking him for a TV personality, who (unlike him) people liked.
    It did the Cam no harm – pity really (did we really have to live thru the last 4 years for that??)
    But in the case of Nigel – there’s no such thing as bad Show Business!

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    …and you don’t get many of those to the Pound…

  71. 71
    What time is it? says:

    Oh yes you guessed it… It’s Pat rant time again and this week Pat is trying to be helpful to ‘you know who’ ;)

  72. 72
    Vote Tory, get Sharia. says:

    It only takes one or two of our ‘diverse and enriching community’ to blow themselves up in the UK between now and May 2015 and Cameron and Miliband are as toasted as the LimpDims are today. They created the unfolding nightmare, and they will have to pay for it.

  73. 73
    Mornington Crescent says:

    AH! This suddenly becomes a “Sponsored” post. Worried, Forks? Looks like the beers are on you…

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    Leave it arrttt, moite says:

    Hard to know which is worse. Yer strike me down know all fuckwit daytime cabbie or Abdul by night who never looks like his “photo”.

    As the jalopies always look about eighty years old, thank god for some modernity. Shock horror. 2014 has arrived, not 1914.

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    BBC Thought Police says:

    It’s a well known people who think everything is racist are in fact racist themselves.

  76. 76
    BBC Thought Police says:

    You’re all racists.

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    i condition. says:

    i wash my arse hole with the conditioner. hence I foam at the mouth when I brush.

  78. 78
    so. says:

    what do I bite when ai brush my teeth.

  79. 79
    Geedoo is an establishment whore says:

    Yes I am….. Kerching….

  80. 80
    A fat old poof says:

    But what’s a fat old poof to do?

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    Anonymous says:

    Interesting news about Handycock.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Meanwhile ch4 news registered a spectacular fail tonight.

    They highlighted a very good piece about concerns and questiones surrounding baby deaths and coroners inquests … all tickety boo …. UNTIL …. they gave ‘air time’ to that bastard shyster Sarah Harman – the sister of Harriet Harman no less.

    Sarah H – of course being the shyster who didn’t get nicked for contempt of court for revealing the name of a child in a family court case – because she ‘was directly linked’ to the then government of Labour.

    Big Fail at the end for Johnno snow pumping the story. Harman was placed in that story for political trickery.

  83. 83
    Anonymous says:

    He’s right though.

  84. 84
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i am sure that all true football fans will be giving sepp blatter – some verbal grief which he deserves. Blatter is a crook but Murdoch is an even bigger Crook.

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    i son. says:

    today “i” becomes son of “i”.
    religion is commerce.
    god is money.

    grace of monaco has flopped.
    flip the flop.
    mecca has become medina.

    good money to be made from cage fighting.

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    White rabbit says:

    Doesn’t the way Alex Salmond’s advisors and bullying crew do business remind you of Labour political advisors of recent times.
    Think alcoholics and porn writers, megalomaniacs and war mongers.

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    Uber_Alles says:

    You know the funny thing about Taxi drivers trying to play the Union Card is that the rest of the British blue collar workforce has been blackmailed to put up with foreign competition from the absolute lowest bidder for about seventeen (17) years. Apparently we are told that all this competition is for our own good.
    But the sad fact is that either immigration is really, repugnantly, wrong – or the Taxi drivers, just like the rest of us have suddenly had a rude awakening to the realities of the modern self-employment market.
    The remainder of the British workers, unfortunate enough to have a boss have suffered a wages “race to the bottom” for a whole decade and three quarters.
    It has, sadly come to be regarded as part of the daily survival routine, together with the queue for ‘bungs’, ‘benefits’ and ‘money-backs’.
    If you find it in your hearts to feel sorry for taxi drivers, along with their slightly cheeky fares, then you probably would not object to seeing protection given to the rest of the UK blue collar workers that are suffering equal deprivations too. British workers, however are not Taxi Drivers. The two cases, before today had little in parallel at all.
    Would an employee on a Zero Hours contract, for example have the cheek to visit the personnel ‘hut’ to suggest a tip had been left off his monthly wageslip – or, for that matter why his starting hour was not when he left his taximeter running?
    So, Gaff! Where did y’ say?
    Oh strewth! The meter’s already showing an Adam Smith Plenty?

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    cherie Blair says:

    does it mean that “erm” will now atone for his sins. suicide alert of days gone past. blair needs to make more money. he should publically go down on his knesborough in front of his daughter.

    is no sin great enough when all is dark?

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    JadedJean24 says:

    Blatter’s only crime was that he upset the British J*wish aristocracy in front of the royalty known as Prince William and Prince Beckham.

    Look at who were in the England bidding team at that time and the Lord that was expelled from the the bidding team several months before.

    Hint…they don’t like the Arabs much!

    Hell hath no fury like a…

  90. 90
    Cameron hates us says:

    He denied Isalm had anything to do with the death of Lee Rigby. The man is a traitor, liar, untrustworthy and anti-English. Everytime he lives another day he pisses me off.

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    Curious says:

    I still think that Bush was playing a long canny game; a fight between Muslim East & Secular West was inevitable (Gorbachev was forecasting this nearly 30 years ago as the USSR collapsed).

    So Bush picked a flyblown shit hole where his soldiers had an opportunity to see the desert-dwellers coming and shoot back. It also acted as somewhere for the sand-dwellers to flock to in order to meet Allah, courtesy of Uncle Sam Much easier to fight them out there in the desert than in the streets & subways of the New World.

    However Blair/Bush screwed up, Saddam was doing some sterling secular work anyway; in Iraq you could be Sunni, Shia or Christian without fear of being blown up by anyone, they should have left him to get on with it. Much as Assad is ridding the world of international jihadists.

  92. 92
    David Cameron says:

    I love high income tax rates for the Middle Classes ( trust funds & inherited wealth are ok though).

  93. 93
    They're all Bastards! says:

  94. 94
    Mooz are frightening the horses says:

    Sources confirmed that inspections had taken place – or were about to be staged – in Bradford, Luton and Tower Hamlets, east London, following evidence of concerns similar to those seen in the West Midlands.
    In one Luton primary inspectors have already found books promoting stoning, lashing and execution.


    So where do we go from here?, Mosul yesterday, Tower Hamlets tomorrow?

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    Index Finger says:

    Good point.

  96. 96
    William Tell says:

    What’s that then?

  97. 97
    Its obvious says:

    The best explanation for Cameron s treachery and uselessness is that he is not Conservative… More Left of centre Liberal with a hint of the green party and windmills…

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    BBC Thought Police says:


  99. 99
    BBC Thought Police says:


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    Lakshmi's. lady Diana says:

    how long is Lakshmi?
    would you show him off?
    would you even short him.

    lucky is me.
    luck is by chance.

    when did flake become fluke?

    here have a ponsi icecream god.

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    The Great British Public says:

    That’s because Cameron. is a cnut, he sees himself as superior to mere plebs and enjoys this position confident in the fact he will inherit his father in laws windmills which earn £750k pa.

    What an utter lying traitorous b@st@rd.

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    Bye bye Britain...poodle of the USA says:

    Russia Is Doing It – Russia Is Actually Abandoning The Dollar


    The Russians are actually making a move against the petrodollar. It appears that they are quite serious about their de-dollarization strategy. The largest natural gas producer on the planet, Gazprom, has signed agreements with some of their biggest customers to switch payments for natural gas from U.S. dollars to euros.

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    no go or ngo. classically hand"sum" says:

    I. am ugly.

  104. 104
    Mycroft says:


    In particular this:-


    5. …effectively means you have NO DEFENCE if you publish a libel knowing the assertion to have been refuted.

  105. 105
    Tachybaptus says:

    Rats leaving a sinking ship only to board another? Or is it something to do with the fact that the Russians have Europe by the short and curlies as far as gas supply is concerned?

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    thought for the day says:

    It seems our time to luxuriate in heedless oblivion is soon drawing to a close. I’m certain that many have quite enjoyed the morally gratifying narcotic of living in a first world civilization without ever having to defend it. That languorous warmth of denouncing racism from the safety of one’s own race. Of preening conspicuously to peers while chiseling away at society’s edifice. Of the juvenile churlishness of a teenager cursing his parents, while living comfortably under their roof.

    How invigorating it all must be. To discuss white privilege over lattes in a safe sidewalk cafe. The vainglorious rectitude and petty posturing toward every maladaptive fashion…without ever understanding that one’s own face may soon be ground into the results. It’s the emotional whimsy of children who want to eat their society and have it too.

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    Bert says:

    It’s also well known that people who say people who think everything is racist are in fact racist themselves are in fact racists, er, themselves.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    You mean the man by the name of Triesman don’t you?

  109. 109
    What a fucking mess, take a bow you pricks !. says:

    Billy Boy Hague on the back foot being asked about the clusterfuck that is the situation in Iraq. The c unts who are running amock there and in Syria are the same ones the tit wanted us to arm in the first place. So in summation Blair, Bush, Cameron, Obama, Hague = wankers !

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    what about says:

    I Duncan Smith

  111. 111


    A good approach.

  112. 112
    Bert says:

    That’s, like, heavy shit, man.

    The petrodollar is what it’s all about. When that goes down the toilet, bye bye USA.

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    Thicko says:

    Any fucker who uses the word maladaptive is a dipshit….and white privelege..Oh do behave you TARD…

  114. 114
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony, closet racist, crank and gadfly says:

    We don’t give a monkeys.

    Still not getting it.

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    Russia is and always has been a complete pile of crap. says:

    Russia’s economy is shit (and shrinking).

    They can price their oil in Smarties or Mars Bars, it won’t make confectionary the world’s reserve currency.

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    wink says:


  117. 117

    Regret to say: agree entirely.

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    Anon. says:

    Mosul you say. A “British” muslim has made his way over to Iraq and joined the ISIS and they have their own you tube channel! It’s not called jihadtube for nothing. He’s the one in the striped shirt and rusty arabic.

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    Anonymous says:

    All PR is good PR?

    Did anyone tell the Black Cab drivers in London that this isn’t always true?

  120. 120

    You can’t sell a ship full of gas right now. They won’t let you dock as there is nowhere they can unload it.

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    Snake Watch says:

    Work in the City do you?

  122. 122
    Hansard Wellard says:

    Only 1 Labour MP put up any opposition to Blair’s Iraq war plans, and that was Robin Cook – the rest of them happily went along with it.

    Do not exonerate Labour MPs – they are all guilty.

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    táxpáyér says:

    LibLabCon brand MPs would feature on g4y dating webshites.

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    JadedJean24 says:


  125. 125

    It’s called ‘projection’.

    Have just been discussing it with a renowned psychologist today.

  126. 126
    táxpáyér says:

    Better to fight islam over there with armies than over here with police.

  127. 127
    JadedJean24 says:

    Are you a Lysenkoist?

  128. 128
    táxpáyér says:

    @Guido, Tory Homoculus is going to cost you this webshite.

  129. 129
    Norman Scott says:

    They should do an alternative site for toilet trawlers featuring faces of the Lib Dems.

  130. 130
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Anal Sex.

    Good Night

  131. 131
    táxpáyér says:

    The government can only “protect” workers from consumers. workers are also consumers and there’s always more consumers than workers, so this always ends up being harmful.

  132. 132
    táxpáyér says:

    Curious that the tax laws heavily favour un-earned income and tax the working plebs to poverty

  133. 133
    táxpáyér says:

  134. 134
    Anonymous says:

    Bollocks. Keep them out of our country and stop going into their countries. It’s not difficult to understand.

  135. 135
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Jeez. Another sleazy press release from the site run by a man with a name like a Swedish porn star who boasts that he and his wife do not have any affairs.

    This one seems to be potentially libellous.

    And you do realise that using the word “allegedly” to protect yourself has been booted out of the list of valid defences against libel actions? Been a few years now.

    Oh dear.

  136. 136
    Counting cretins says:

    Never head of Trofim Lysenko, googled a picture. One mad fucker.

  137. 137
    Qatar says:

    pipelines are handy for that though

  138. 138
    More unhelpfulness says:

    Pat needs to appreciate that it was ‘unhelpful’ to the peace process to point out that Sinn Fein’s private army, IRA, were murdering and stealing for years after the signing of the Belfast Agreement…or ‘housekeeping’ according to that Mo Mowlem woman.

  139. 139
    what a gay dave says:

    Has saint tone expressed an opinion on the curent events in iraq yet?

  140. 140
    Alas, Poor Albion says:

    He’s not shouting – he’s writing in capitals.

  141. 141
    Jezza says:


  142. 142
    So Why have you come here? says:

  143. 143
    táxpáyér says:

    Blight has a habit of spreading. They spread to us.

  144. 144
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Had a bit of extra-marital fun recently. With a midget fella. He was small but he carried a big stick and took it up the rear end like a champ.

    Didn’t need a website to find him though, I just popped down to the Turkish baths in Vauxhall.

  145. 145
    A Nonny says:

    This blog has really hit the shit.

    If you’re that hard-up Gheedough, I’ll sponsor you a fiver for a blow job off your daugter

  146. 146
    very probably says:

    Could the passport fiasco just have been a manufactured crisis to allow a relaxation of criteria, thus giving hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants an amnesty to free citizenship?

  147. 147
    My Gran says:

    Then fuck off back to the medieval third world shit-hole of your choice.

  148. 148
    No money tree here says:

    You could also suggest that it could be a crisis manufactured by the uncivil servants trade union, seeing that all the tv interviews were with union reps and how about the pictures of all those boxes of whatever waiting to be sorted out, security in a government building especially a high security one, because of the value of passports and data is totally lacking, why hasn’t someone been sacked for that.

  149. 149
    water thick water says:

    why does water thin blood?
    so when did asprin become that?
    not very effective anymore.

    martin keep score says…camp at scorsee’s house and ask him how it feels. is junior milli willing to lister to his elder bro, the “i prof to kno this etc”…

    to go beyond blood, father has to die. hence sell the wil horse Lloyds. also lloyds of london. sell property in london and move upnorth.

  150. 150
    Hillary is B lind. discounter's Klingon Kat says:

    Hillary is blind.
    clinton is clank. he will talk to anyone.
    Hillary’s blings are rubbish.
    use Italian doors. wood is in season.

    no brainer says: lend heaven or a visit to the aphillips factroy at Einhaven.
    man del son. bruised son is the god and the father. man is as-is. Delete the holy.
    Tribal elder says: tribal markings are a must. cat wins.

  151. 151

    The backlog is caused by unprecedented numbers attempting to flee tory Britain.

  152. 152
    albacore says:

    Beam on, Nigel – that’s the face of an honest man
    Who conceals no sick, Machiavellian plan
    Unlike what now passes for British Parliament
    Even one so barefacedy un-British bent
    When you see that lot leering and smirking you know
    That, low as it is, it still has lower to go

  153. 153
    Tachybaptus says:

    Indeed, Jimmy, how right you are, that must be why the population is falling so fast. Walked along Oxford Street last Saturday afternoon and it was utterly deserted. Apparently they’re all seeking a better life in S o m a l i a .

    (That last word appears to activate the modbot. We censor what we fear.)

  154. 154
    A small diving bird says:

    Two attempts under my normal moniker to mock this extraordinarily silly remark have got modded, although they don’t seem to contain any contentious words. Really, I think the only way to get anything to appear on this site is to scream bigoted abuse in misspelt capitals.

  155. 155
    maryjf says:

    Which is why you’re all much better out of it

    (woops – was that racist or realist?)

  156. 156

    Did you know that you cannot say amuse’ment anymore as it contains the forbidden seed, Tachy?

  157. 157

    Minor point but you need to have an available empty tank at the other end of it…

  158. 158
    The fat homunculine filth columnist says:

    Is it Samandlesonay already ?

  159. 159
    Nick Clegg says:

    EXCLUSIVE : Lib Dems slump to all-time low You Gov poll rating of just SIX PER CENT: http://bit.ly/1pl8sbL

    Hear ! Hear !

  160. 160
    jgm2 says:

    Indeed. Boris is a known cock-waving philanderer and it does him no harm at all in the polls.

  161. 161
    Grant"The Cheeky Chappie" Shapps says:




  162. 162
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    What if the sponsor is UKIP?

  163. 163
    jgm2 says:

    Or Max Clifford? Does he know?

  164. 164
    jgm2 says:

    Iraq’s second city has fallen to Al Qaeda.

    So has the UK’s.

  165. 165
    jgm2 says:

    That’s pretty much how Arthur Scargill ended up president of the NUM.

  166. 166
    Michael Gove says:

    Be careful in the sun today, BBC advise that you wear a Bhurka, however this has been shown to cause type 2 diabetes.

  167. 167
    Good_Read_Seldom_Red says:

    Socialists not only write the worst poetry, but now it seems also the worst prose.

  168. 168
    jgm2 says:

    In one Luton primary inspectors have already found books promoting stoning, lashing and execution.

    Or, as the Religion of Peace like to call it, the Koran.

  169. 169
    Milk_Man says:

    I though Usuary was something you did with neighbours’ wives

  170. 170
    jgm2 says:

    Fuck off you jackass. Islam was founded for the purpose of legitimising ra*pe, murder and theft. Half the Koran (the half that isn’t concerned with how you should kill people who disagree with you – so you can justify stealing their land, valuables and women) is concerned with who you get to fuck or take as slaves or concubines.

    What an arsehole.

  171. 171
    More unhelpfulness says:

    So, how’s that arming the opposition in Syria panning out, William?

  172. 172
    Tony Blair Middle East Peace Envoy says:

    I say, all this tittle tattle is amusing whilst Iraq is falling apart. My vision of peace and stability is totally coming to fruition. Anyone know what the latest body count is since 2003? I need to know how many left before I surpass Pol Pot in the all time left wing murderer’s league. A long time until I surpass Uncle Joe and Adolf, but you never know!!!!


  173. 173
    Eric Pickles says:

    just trying to upload clearer pics of free paper and advert to photobucket now.

  174. 174

    No. I’m a bit Thursty though.

  175. 175
    A Brazilian Rent Boy says:

    Name a British value? Easy: Buttock Sex.

  176. 176

    He can whisper it to me here.

    I am pretty good at keeping confidences…

  177. 177
    Tony Blair says:

    Thanks to my work as prime minister and middle east peace envoy, Iraq is now a haven of calm and tranquility. And despite all the smears against me, I haven’t earned a single penny since I left office. All the millions quoted have gone into my many charitable foundations which help spread peace and love around the world. What is important is.

  178. 178
    jgm2 says:

    Good old Assad. Killing our jihadists before they kill us.

  179. 179
    jgm2 says:

    I assume his ‘charitable foundation’ is investing in property to protect the value of ‘donations’. How else to explain the accumulation of tens of millions of property on a paltry prime-minister’s salary.

  180. 180

    Why are you talking in rissoles?

  181. 181
    Poor Tom says:

    Looks like Mr Fawkes is going to continue to stick the boot in until the General Election carry on my lad, it won’t make one bit of difference…….your masters have been found out as the Euro loving shitbags they are referendum my bumsex arse.

  182. 182
    Jim says:

    Yes, but Nigel is happily married. This will hurt his wife.

  183. 183
    No money tree here says:

    Silly Jimmy, people have money to spare as it was all stolen=taxed in the reign of terror, 1997-2010, so holidays to other countries is now allowed, they are all going to see how how the £12billion a year, “charity” money the population have been forced to pay to the world is being used.

  184. 184
    Tony Blair says:

    Hi guys. You need someone like me to sort out the problems in Aye Rack. There’s got to be money in it somewhere.

  185. 185
    Little Willy Vague says:

    My policy of giving aid to the Syrian rebels is now bearing fruit in Iraq.

  186. 186

    Comming to a city near you
    Nice to see the “Blair Poodle ” project in Iraq , has now disintegrated into a terrorist takeover of almost the whole country Several more millions of refugees will turn up here or to other european countries , and all those lovely weapons and that state of the art high tec equiptment will now be used against the nations that supplied it
    as will happen in Afghanistan when the yanks have gone
    The Terrorists in Iraq are already encroaching intoSyria and Iran and it wont be long before others join in and move on the other oil rich states like Saudi in an attempt to starve the west of their addiction to oil

    Well done Bliar , i’m sure even you could find a way to cash in on your own major fuck up !

  187. 187
    jgm2 says:

    I agree, from that point of view it’s not good but from a voting perspective it won’t necessarily do him any harm at all. It seems Nigel cleaned up a bit of cash from The Mail a few weeks ago when they made similar allegations. Perhaps he’ll be minded to do the same again.

    Although you have to wonder whether some ‘married but looking’ dating site has much money to bother going after. I suspect not.

  188. 188
    ThreadBare says:

    Noticed a bloke in the Guardian trying to froth out a white moral outrage message about Gove being a racist, narrow minded bigot in his handling of the state faith schools fiasco.
    Surely there must be a pill doing the rounds that allows folk to reach such a delusional state of high mindedness?
    Is it not also time for a new thread. This one’s getting a bit bare.

  189. 189

    Condescending smugness couples with ignorance at BBC Scotland:

    The piece concludes with the sub-heading “Let’s end with a history lesson”. It then cites the film Braveheart. I kid you not.


    Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!

  190. 190

    The number two gets up when most of us have done half a day’s work…

  191. 191

    صباح الخير، يا سيدي! وأنا على ثقة أنك أيضا. حتى لو لم تكن سعيدة.

  192. 192
    jock says:

    “They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our benefits!”

  193. 193
    No money tree here says:

    Seems our petrol prices are about to shoot through the roof again, seeing that the refineries are being attacked, time to get fracking now and screw the melons.

  194. 194
    anon says:

    Rock on Pat!

  195. 195

    Could it be that british passports are now being handed out like sweeties !

  196. 196

    Good morning Sir , Peace be upon you

    The Iraq gov is once again asking the Americans for help , it’s also nice to see all those lovely new Toyota land cruiers we supplied to Libya and Syria are now being put to good use by the islamists in Iraq

  197. 197
    anon says:

    that’s bastard funny!

  198. 198

    Very good ! LoL

  199. 199
    How Thick Can You Be? says:

    Our policy of supporting the removal of strong secular leaders in the Middle East and replacing them with Caliphates is now coming to pass.

  200. 200
    Newshound says:

    Here it is – Portsmouth NEWS gives us the story but No Comments Allowed.


  201. 201

    Guido seems like a decent guy – he will have been an early tester!

  202. 202
    Anonymous says:

    “Fun-Loving Farage Stars in Extramarital Dating Site Advert”
    The question one could ask oneself is: Just how good is Victoria Milan at keeping a secret?

  203. 203
    Nick Clegg says:

    Yes but no boots on the ground, just the most powerful bombs we have got and don’t discriminate against civilian targets, kill the lot, otherwise they will be coming for us one day.

  204. 204
    8umboy 8illy Hague says:

    The only time I take a bow is when there’s 9 inches of throbbing todger about to arrive.

  205. 205
    A fat old poof says:

    Make it a tenner and I’ll throw in the fat boy.

  206. 206
  207. 207
    The British Public says:

    Send more weapons to Iraq and Syria, but make sure they are shared equally, we don’t want to be seen favouring one side or the other, oh and make sure the weapons are the most lethal we have. Maximum casualties on both sides.

  208. 208
    Hex Pat from Hexham says:

    It could also be that some 300,000 Brits who live abroad and who could previously pop down to the local embassy to get their passports renewed in a few hours, now have to send them all to one small office in the UK to issue a replacement.

    Wotta fuckin cokup.

  209. 209
    Hex Pat from Hexham says:

    Nowadays a nine bob note comes a close second!

  210. 210
    England fan looking for Sex says:

    Bloody passport office, now looks unlikely that I’ll get to shag a 12 year old in Rochina.
    Will be complaining to my MP, it’s disgusting.

  211. 211
    A. Kipper says:

    Very hurtful to Kirsten Farage who, by and large, keeps out of politics.

  212. 212
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    Women shouldn’t have the vote.

  213. 213
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    And send the BBC to film the ensuing carnage for our enjoyment.

  214. 214

    Our earth statistics show real earnings falling since 2010. You have different numbers on planet rightie?

  215. 215
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    The imposters are back eh.

  216. 216
    RWG says:

    I wonder which part of “Do not prod the bear” the wankers didn’t understand?

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