June 11th, 2014

Boris Up For Blasting

The Mayor of London has, somewhat reluctantly, agreed to be water cannoned to prove that they are safe after being hijacked by LBC’s Nick Ferrari on the subject:

“OK. Man or mouse. Alright, you’ve challenged me to this. I suppose I’m going to have to do it now. I’m doing this (interview) unfortunately from off base so I can see all my poor press people are going to be tearing their hair out. Never mind, it’s got to be done. Thanks for that one, Ferrari!”

Guido will pay good money to watch this one…


  1. 1
    DWP says:

    Lets piss on Duncan Shite

  2. 2
    Mitch says:

    When does he get the pepper spray and taser? I mean, if he’s being consistent?

  3. 3
    Modbot - what on earth is wrong with this? says:

    When does he get the p’epper spray and t’aser? I mean, if he’s being consistent?

  4. 4
    Mitch says:

    The police are public servants, accountable to us. Since when did they decide what violent action they could adopt or not?

  5. 5
    Boris wants unlimited immigration, but then he IS a Tory. says:

    Let’s hope the water is either boiling, or replaced with acid. The sort of acid that Muzzies spray in their daughters’ faces when they ‘shame the family’.

  6. 6
    Ronnie says:

    ‘Av you got any O’s?

  7. 7
    Tachybaptus says:

    You do have to respect the man. Can you imagine any other politician agreeing to this? And he will benefit from it, just as he did when he got stuck on the zip wire.

  8. 8
    Messrs Gove & May says:

    Can we both volunteer please ?

  9. 9
    Dismantling the lies one by one says:

    Chris Bryant making an absolute tit of himself claiming that we need a European Union to legislate for things like Health and Safety. When asked why our own Parliament couldnt bring in its own legislation if it wished he ducked the issue. This is an example of the spurious arguments and ridiculous claims made for the ‘necessity ‘ of a soviet style legislator . Vote UKIP.

  10. 10
    I'm sure yours wont be the only stupid comment of the day says:

    Thats why the need the go ahead from elected politicians duh !

  11. 11
    MB. says:

    Surprised he did not get the interviewer to accompany him.

  12. 12
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    There will be lumps of Pfiffle hanging from his lugs. He will ‘reluctantly withdraw’ on health & safety grounds.

  13. 13
    Blue Eyes says:

    Not good enough. Entire House of Commons please. And have a national raffle to see who gets to operate the cannon.

  14. 14
    Blue Eyes says:

    His party had an enormous majority for 13 years. It could have brought in literally any legislation it wanted but the likes of Bryant still try and get by with “It’s thanks to Europe we have (insert law they think is popular)”

    If Bryant doesn’t think parliament is the right body to be making our laws then why is he an MP?

  15. 15
    Witty Moniker says:

    Quite, and why they’re not getting rubber bullets.

  16. 16
    Desperate Dan says:

    Boris is a good sport with a down-to-earth sense of humour and does not need to protect his dignity at all costs like the shower of shite in the Labour Party.
    You can have a good laugh with Boris, an ideal dinner guest, the Labour front bench and most Tories, however are just a bunch of greedy, clueless gobshites.

  17. 17
    Snackbar! Snackbar! says:

    Will they be using Halal water?

  18. 18
    Make mine a big one says:

    Then can we shoot the B’stard?

  19. 19
    10cc says:

    They’re going to need rubber bullets sooner or later.


  20. 20
    At least I'm not so stupid that I don't know what was said says:

    Erm..Boris and the PM said they were giving the police what they wanted.

    Hence my question.

  21. 21
    Mitch says:

    To be even handed, the whole country aught to have ten minutes each?

  22. 22
    Hugh Janus says:

    I think they’ll need full metal jacket and a few RPGs where Tower Hamelts is concerned!

  23. 23
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Because he can get away with his louche lifestyle, hiding behind “phobic” and “ist” and support it with taxpayers money into the bargain.

  24. 24
    Eileen Critchley says:

    I know! Let’s give ‘em another posh boy from Eton. That’s just what they want Tarquin!


  25. 25

    Not to get to personal but in MacMadman s case why not just stand him up agsinst a wall and aim the cannon straight at him ?

  26. 26
    Liar.Politicians says:

    That’s not a Kosher suggestion!

  27. 27
    anon says:

    He should of told ferrari to fuck right off, they’re for riot control not for a smart arse dj’s challenge.

  28. 28
    Owen Bennet jones says:

    If it were not for the glorious EU then defrocked vicars posting selfies in their underpants would have to hide away in shame instead of pontificating to the public.

  29. 29
    Mr. D Ranged says:


  30. 30
    Bluestringer says:

    If you’re a politician and so unpopular you have to buy water cannon to protect you from the people, the game is pretty much up and you should fuck off at once.

  31. 31
  32. 32
    Ad hoc says:

    I would be happy to get showered with Boris. (Or, he could test it on the black cabs currently holding the capital to ransom…)?

  33. 33
    Sgt Dipstick (Rtd) says:

    Are the Huntz at acpo involved in all this perchance?

  34. 34
    Sgt Dipstick (Rtd) says:

    I have a magic computer – just turned a K into an H !!

  35. 35
    Chief Fire Officer says:

    He can pop round and practise with us any time he likes. Just to get the feel, like….

  36. 36
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Did you only land on this planet last year?

    They’re not there to protect politicians you fuktard. They were procured to protect branches of Sports Direct and Foot Locker from rampaging enrichers.

  37. 37
    Banned says:

    He should HAVE for goodness sake.

  38. 38
    The Growler says:

    Geedes why not go to the event and video it yourself and post it on this blog, Boris would welcome a small donation for the exclusive viewing for his favourite charity.

  39. 39
    The Growler says:

    Not worth the effort, a waste of a good jimmy riddle

  40. 40

    He’s going to test it!!!! Clearly he has no idea what he’s purchased. This is gonna hurt lots!

  41. 41

    Its another sign that the establishment are getting ready for when the inevitable revolution does come Incidentally the police are no longer public servants what they are is the military wing of the government

  42. 42
    Grant Schapps says:

    Good old Boris, making an arse of himself so that Dave appears statesmanlike by comparison. Real team player.

    Vote Tory!

  43. 43
    Captain Cryptic-asking questions no one wants to answer says:

    So, if you Water Cannon assholes, is that classed as giving them an enema? If so, will they need a Medical Prescription before they us them?

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