June 10th, 2014

Arnie: I’m Back
Ed’s ‘Illegal’ Guru Spotted Despite Work Permit Scandal

Arnie Graf, the controversial US ‘community organiser’ who was illegally working in the UK to overthrow the government, has been spotted travelling from St James’s Park tube station to the One Brewer’s Green HQ of the Labour Party:

Labour bigwigs assure Guido that Graf’s paperwork is order – this time – saying that he is on the same business visa he was on last time. A Labour spokesman says:

“Arnie Graf is back in the  UK. He’ll be meeting Ed, Douglas as well as organisers and activists across the country.”

Is he being paid though?

Guido understands this is a flying visit unlike his last stay when he was working in the country without a work permit. A purely cosmetic trip after being forced out by Wee Dougie…


103 Comments

  1. 1
    Glott Allstop says:

    British jobs for expensive Yanks, the Labour way.

  2. 2

    given Arnie’s past record, Guido is doing the Country a disservice by highlighting his presence in the UK. Why interfere when the Looting Party is getting things so gloriously wrong?

  3. 3
    Ohthisbloodypc says:

    How come they have to pay an American to speak to teach them how to speak to the general public.

    How far removed do you have to be before you hire help to do the jobs we can all do ourselves?

  4. 4
    Hadley "Screaming Banshee" Freemann says:

    I am now a sports writer, yes, smash the patriarchy and I get a holiday in Brazil.

    My next piece – which team strip has the nicest colours? Also why we need to modernise football to give #equalgoals to women players – it’s sexist patriarchy that all of the goals in the last world cup were scored by men and even worse a lot of them were white men too. Intersectionality. Abortion rights.

    Trigger warning. Trigger warning.

    Sexist. Some men are saying the young Brazilian women are attractive. That is part of r.a.p.e culture – it is wrong and sexist for a man to admit to preferring a young or beautiful women. Men and women are always identical (except the areas women are better in) and anything being made for women such as toys for girls or “3” having a “wag area” in their stores – outrageously implying that women aren’t exactly as interested as football as all men (this is a #hatefact and must be challenged) – is sexist and we will campaigning on twitter until we get our way.

    You’re all racists.

  5. 5
    Ohthisbloodypc says:

    Oops, in the rush to post up, I forgot to remove the surplus ‘to speak’

  6. 6
    Life's a drag says:

  7. 7
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Film : Labour Travelling Back to the 70’s.
    Starring, Wee Dougie as the Terminator terminator. A Terminator among Terminators.

  8. 8
    Don Arnie Grafiano says:

    He looks like an ex mobster trying to adjust to his new life under the witness protection programme.

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    what do you think is the most important british value. is it tolerance? tweet us your one word we will read teh results at 11:30.
    @skynews

    hmmm prompting

  10. 10
    Money is no object at the BBC says:

    Has Evan Davis got a work permit for Rio

  11. 11
    Chuka says:

    So much trash in London these days.

  12. 12
    Chuka says:

    thought this was a joke until i read in the graudian that they really are sending that dopey airhead to cover the world cup

  13. 13
    Was it the Rent Boys? says:

  14. 14
    Money to Burn says:

  15. 15
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Have some pity. Imagine the sort of people she had to sleep with at the Guardian to get where she has.

  16. 16
    Ed Miliband says:

    Gullibility.

  17. 17
    Alan Rusbadger says:

    That’s nothing – we get all our money from the government advertising and then sace taxes by basing it abroad. We’ve got so much I am sending the fashion writer and internet feminism campaigner Hadley Freeman to cover the world cup and how sexist it is.

  18. 18
    seedat chair? says:

    Mohammed Seedat is an unfortunate name

  19. 19
    Socialism is theft says:

    Some socialist has to drink all the champagne.

  20. 20
    Nicked Legg says:

    Looks like a typical American Marxist dirtball. Deport him now – and let him take the bacon buttie man with him when he goes

  21. 21
    albacore says:

    Working to overthrow the government?
    He could hardly make the tiniest dent
    In the reputation of Parliament
    Everyone knows now it’s pure excrement

  22. 22
    David Cameron says:

    Gullibility.

  23. 23
    Business plan Streatham style says:

    After grants and start up loans we made a profit this year.
    Next year I anticipate a huge loss massive debts and a new life back in Jamaica.

  24. 24
  25. 25
    Michael Gove says:

    I am now able to give a cast iron guarantee that ,unlike Maria Miller,I shall not be resigning.

    Good Morning.

  26. 26
    ? says:

    I tolerate having piles but I don’t fucking like them.
    Does that make me a pilephobe?

  27. 27
    Vote UKIP get Labour says:

    Well, I wonder what Niges German Wife thinks of this? Or his two blond Lovers…

  28. 28
    Evan Davies says:

    For the price of a cup of coffee you can buy sex in Brazil.
    Whooo Hoo party on

  29. 29
    Spartacus says:

    Mohammed is the most popular boys’ name; oops nearly said Christian name, in UK today; oops nearly said Great Britain.

  30. 30
    Establishment guy alert says:

    Zzzzzzzzz

  31. 31
    Alan Rusbadger says:

    We had to employ another woman to stave off more attacks from the government so we gave her a gig writing about sunglasses after she finished uni. total waste of space that she is, very ignorant and stupid, but she has lots of fans on twitter and that means clicks for us.

  32. 32
    Jack Ketch. says:

    Not so much the champagne as boys, boys, boys.

  33. 33
    Beeg Ishoo says:

    Benefits

  34. 34
    Dan Hodges says:

    I just jizzed in my pants. But please repeat the smear that everyone who supports ukip is racist. That will really push me over the edge.

  35. 35

    This geez, doesn’t work for peanuts. Paid for out of the Milibond operational strategy
    petty cash, Cayman Islands No.3 Account.

  36. 36
    Mycroft says:

    Hoping that the UKBA will do anything at all is hope in the face of reality.

    They are a joke and in my opinion are either the laziest bunch of jerks in the Country or are in the pay of the traffickers.

    I won’t go into details, but 5 years ago I called them after gathering clear evidence that something was amiss. I had clear evidence of Trafficking, dates and times, everything you could ever need to stop the influx of Asian cooks and waiters.

    I met with UKBA, handed over the file… 5 years later nothing has changed, it is still going on.

    The UKBA are at best… useless.

  37. 37

  38. 38
    Ed Miliband says:

    I can’t help it
    I hear that yank accent and my knickers fall down.
    Excuse me while I tan my legs with a teabag.

  39. 39
    A1 says:

    He is most likely delivering more orders from the Lizards of Zion.

  40. 40
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    It’s all about the BBC….Brazilian Boys Coc’ks!

  41. 41
    Scrap the bastard says:

    Deliberately so.
    The UKBA is an EU agency complete with or should I say minus the royal crown on its badge.

  42. 42
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Don’t confuse sex with buggery.

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    If the universe has no bounds then anything can exist. a brain belonging to an entity can exist that is so capable that it can compute all of the positions of all of the atoms in all of the universe and multiply that by 3 and sixpence. Clearly that is ridiculous so the universe must be bounded.

  44. 44
    Scrap the bastard says:

    Stick to your guns Junkers your presence is a constant reminder/embarrassment to everybody.

  45. 45
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    It’s just sad Ed’s contribution to illegal immigration. Brown managed to wave in 3 million; for Ed, 1 is a start.

  46. 46
    NERMAL says:

    Graff and Axelrod sounds like a Norwegian heavy metal band.

  47. 47
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    They only exist to create the illusion that there is some form of border control ,I remember sitting out side a pub in London when they made a big show of taking away two Asian men working in a nearby off license, two days later the same pair were busily working in the same shop as if nothing had happened.

  48. 48
    Bert says:

    Yes. But the term is “haemmorhoidophobe”.

  49. 49
    Hypocrite's all together says:

    An illegal immigrant, we have millions of them, if he wants to overthrow the government, good luck to him, most of the country have being trying to do that for years but they all pop back up re-branded and the brain-dead carry on believing them.

  50. 50
    Pam Fritter says:

    If there’s a god right..why is there so much suffering on Eastenders?

  51. 51
    Sad Country says:

    ….We need a weapon to fight with if we are going to get our society back and send an ignored message to the ed elites…..”Boycott”…..Boycott immigrant employing British Businesses,stop buying stuff or using their services till they employ our own, at a proper rate of pay!
    …Boycott the “Offie”, corner shop, petrol station and businesses run by followers of a certain ideology, till they conform to British values..They are free to practice their ideology in a country more compatible with their beliefs, should they wish..Or they could demonstrate their patriotism and denounce many unsavoury things,connected to their ideology!

  52. 52
    Fancy that says:

    If Plain Packaging boosts cigarette sales, who is paying for these ads opposing it?

  53. 53
    Unrepresented Pompey Voter says:

    Never mind Arnie. Where is Handy? Nobody has seen or heard of him for months. Case coming up soon. We need a by-election here in Portsmouth.

  54. 54
    God says:

    Yesterday, I computed the positions of all the atoms in the universe and multiplied the result by 3 and 6, then divided that answer by pi (calculated to a trillion trillion decimal places).

    And while I was doing that, I was still able to watch all of you going to the toilet.

    I’m God. That’s what I do.

  55. 55
    One_of_us_you_Fool says:

    White, middle-class and still – at a stretch – middle aged.
    He would, you think, pose a bigger threat to Leibor and its core values.

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    having shown that the universe is bounded it follows that a “God” entity cannot hide there because if you could discover his location then you could nuke him and then there would be no god so there cannot be a god in a bounded universe.
    So now that we have agreed that there is no god things start to get a little bit more serious amongst the human population as it concerns us.
    I propose that UK parliament proscribed all religions and associated behaviors.

  57. 57
    ? says:

    Steady on fella my piles aint that bad

  58. 58
    DavEd Camiliclegg says:

    No, no, we’ll be much better next time, we promise!

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    having shown that the universe is bounded it follows that a “God” entity cannot hide there because if you could discover his location then you could nuke him and then there would be no god so there cannot be a god in a bounded universe.
    So now that we have agreed that there is no god things start to get a little bit more serious amongst the human population as it concerns us.
    I propose that UK parliament proscribed all religions and associated behaviors.

  60. 60
    Village Idiot says:

    ….One of the “values” we British were renowned for was….”Trust”, and thinking other people are of the same integrity and honesty as yourself!…..What fools the ed elites have been,creating, by their short term , idiotic policies, a divided country, but it,s not just a simple disagreement with a neighbour, these chop your head off!

  61. 61
    A1 says:

    Because we are poodles to the real leaders of USrael. That’s why 80% of brit MPs are members of ” (insert party) Friends of the apartheid racist colony” clubs, even UK IP has one.

  62. 62
    Flaming Torches R Us says:

    Why don’t you go and join your brother. Bore the Yanks for a change instead of us.

  63. 63
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    He looks like a scuzzy old pensioner scurrying back to his bedsit after a trip to lidl and the charity shop that dresses him praying that he doesn’t piss himself again whilst watching Dickinsons real deal

  64. 64
    guido's book deal says:

    having shown that the universe is bounded it follows that a “God” entity cannot hide there because if you could discover his location then you could destroy him and then there would be no god so there cannot be a god in a bounded universe.
    So now that we have agreed that there is no god things start to get a little bit more serious amongst the human population as it concerns us.
    I propose that UK parliament proscribe all religions and associated behaviors.

  65. 65
    Blatter the Bunger Says . . . says:

    Wacists! Englisher wacists!

  66. 66
    fuck off says:

    I think all this shite is filtered through the spook’s kit before it gets here

  67. 67
    Gums & Poses says:

    Yes we rock dis cockmother till it pump sexpish

  68. 68
    Anonymous says:

    humility learned from years of meeting inferior fuckers

  69. 69
    call me irresposible in thinking says:

    I think these postings are being filtered through ” you know who”.
    we’re on your side fuckwits

  70. 70
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Evan Davies in Brazil, 2 weeks of expenses fuelled hedonism, then back in time for Glastonbury.
    Its a tough life at the Beeb, but somebody has to do the jobs that no one else wants.

  71. 71
    Mycroft says:

    I don’t if that is true, news to me if it is.

    But I think they may have one too many masters, I’m guessing but I think that the EU policies will often conflict with our own desire to ‘get rid’ or more effectively ‘pursue’.

    Who knows, it doesn’t appear to be vaguely effective and that is what counts.

    Oh well, just keep spending for little or no return… it’s not as if it is the only Gov Body that fails repeatedly, it’s just one more on the ever growing list.

  72. 72
    Desperate Dan says:

    Labour believe that communicating with the British Great Unwashed is a matter of technique. Truth, sincerity and empathy can and must be faked.
    Miliband does not have the necessary skill for this. Besides which his electorate are universes away from his narrow world. Hence he agreed to suffer and eat the proletarian bacon sandwich in order to “connect” with ordinary, non-muslim, people.

  73. 73
    Julian The Wonderhorse says:

    Evan Davies will make a good fist of it in Brazil

  74. 74
    Smiley Sun Reader says:

    The Guardian are more interested in “hide the sausage” than football. Football is for the tabloids so let us concentrate on the multiracial sociology of it.

  75. 75
    Wish Handy Gone but... says:

    It is a civil case. Handy will only go on election day and he knows he cannot be forced out before collecting the severance pay given to election losers.

  76. 76

    Has Dianne Abbot been to Weight Watchers?

  77. 77
    Rob says:

    I missed the prosecution of the Labour Party for employing an illegal immigrant.

  78. 78

    Pam. Ever heard of Purgatory? That’s why millions watch Eastenders, to cleanse themselves of Sin.

  79. 79
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    If that’s the case give me my stool report!

  80. 80
    Anonymous says:

    Graf should have been refused entry or arrested on arrival.

  81. 81
    z# says:

    Hello Shlomo!
    But what would you do if you don’t have Goy donkeys to do the dirty work and to work on Sabbath for you? Make sure they don’t get rid of all of them in the next Kristallnacht. Oy Vey!

  82. 82

    How does Arnie Graf “conflate” with David Axelrod ?

    ( don t answer that !)

  83. 83

    Abit like tbe Seefood Diet .

    You see food . You eat it .

  84. 84

    ….. and don t forget to offset the expected UK tax losses against the very certain profits of your Kingston Jamaica ganja operation will you ?

  85. 85

    Yes — so she can Watch her Weight increase by the day .

  86. 86

    … and who can say for certain he isn t !!

  87. 87

    Well “Peter” reccommmended him as being particularly attuned to the social , sensual and spiritual needs of the young favela street
    urchins .

  88. 88

    Don t worry .

    We ve got the sad humsn detritus if North African economic migrznts drifting up from Sicily once they mzke landfall in Italy and are quickly “herded upststairs ” to the greener economic pastures of Germany and UK .

    50 odd thousand todate this year ( more than last years 12 month total ) at last count so get that social housing ready !!

  89. 89

    THE SUN SAYS

    it s the Sun wot said “Stick it up your Juncker !!”

  90. 90

    You need to get over to The Hamptobs PDQ for some R&R Ed.

    There are plenty of American “Wicks” there for you to ” ponder” over…..

  91. 91
    Sanders of the River says:

    We also believed that our politicians actually had our interests somewhere in their minds. This was badly misplaced historically,qv WW1 and WW2, and continued with Macmillan and SS Windrush.
    Where we got it seriously wrong was considering that that enduring oxymoron “Civil Servants” had any respect whatever for us. As our politicians never fail to confirm their venal untrustworthiness and narcissistic self-regard at our expense, our Mandarins are, now, our biggest threat. If anyone has any doubts, examine the Birmingham – and presently undisclosed similar situations in the Northern Mill Towns and Cities’ schools. This didn’t happen by accident, but design.
    Consider the similar situation with grooming of white girls by Muslim gangs in exactly the same Towns and Cities. The public knowledge of this was suppressed for 20 years until, finally, the Times told the public. And what, other than the delayed prosecution of a few of the gangs has been done? Given the complete absence of any ongoing publicity, nothing. Consider the extent of the control exerted over the Police, the Local Authorities, to maintain that level of suppression.
    Politicians come and are shredded like Call me Bum-Sex. Mandarins continue to survive. We should examine their continued protection from the consequences of their actions upon us given that we appear to have been sold down any number of rivers.

  92. 92
    GordonBraun says:

    He’s here to arrange cut-price bacon sandwiches for Red-Ed.

    Have Red-Ed and Vladimir been exchanging selfies?

  93. 93
    GordonBraun says:

    Who may that be?

  94. 94
    GordonBraun says:

    Plus 2 million ILLEGALS!

  95. 95
    GordonBraun says:

    Watch out girl – they don’t call him Chuka for nothing. His arms get longer by the hour!

  96. 96
    GordonBraun says:

    Not this century. She loves a blow-out.

  97. 97
    GordonBraun says:

    Have you tried the alternative lifestyle? It might help push ‘em back up.

  98. 98
    GordonBraun says:

    Much more choice.

  99. 99
    GordonBraun says:

    They weren’t lovers – merely companions. Do get your facts straight, please.

  100. 100
    GordonBraun says:

    I think that Red-Ed would make a good prime minister – not necessarily of the UK.

    Gibraltar? Tobago?

  101. 101
    RichUpNorth says:

    He looks like a wrong ‘un. Kick him out.
    In that first picture, is that the Duchess of Cornwall walking out of the station?

  102. 102
    Necrophiliac Dating Agency-Just Where Do They Dig These People Up From? says:

    Can someone please tell me what the Fine is for Employing someone in the UK illegally? And then why the Labour Party haven’t been given this Fine? This Yank Fucktard should stay over his side of the pond. The only Yank that’ll save Ed is fucking Superman, and he’s fictional, so it looks like Ed has shit-out.

  103. 103
    Nadine Dorries says:

    Grass houses. Stow thrones.


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