June 9th, 2014

PICTURE SPECIAL: Farage’s Top Tory Totty

Gordon Brown declared Nigel Farage to represent the best of British during his Press Gallery lunch this afternoon, telling hacks: “Britain wouldn’t be Britain without Farage with a pint in one hand and a mystery lady in the other”. Well now Guido can solve the mystery…

The blonde with her arm draped around the fun-loving UKIP leader in the (above right) photo is Tess Weeks, privately educated (Haberdashers’ Monmouth) the UCL graduate speaks Russian and Italian, she works as a recruitment consultant with Palm Mason in Canary Wharf. She attended the boozy conference in Malta last week in the course of her work. Guido cannot think why a well-lubricated Nige decided to make friends:

No need for Kirsten, the missus, to worry, there was no 3 a.m. walk back to a hotel room this time however. Tess has a boyfriend and says she is a proud supporter of the Conservative Party…


  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    silly guido

  2. 2
    Welshracer says:

    Tacky springs to mind.

  3. 3
    Mitch says:

    A few other things sprang to mine tbh..

  4. 4
    Fcukem all says:

    typical fookin politician,
    ukip now a part of the liblabcon connexion

  5. 5
    Socialism is theft says:

    I suppose it is marginally less acceptable to some than having your arm around Gaddafi or some other despot. Isn’t that right, Mr Blair?

  6. 6
    Sarah Millington says:

    Was this piece subbed out to Dan Hodges?

  7. 7
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Wow!, a man getting his picture taken with some nice young ladies, where will it all end, homosexuals getting married.

  8. 8
    Helen Keller's Dating Agency says:

    Palm Mason leeching consultation. You have to be blind or desperate to fancy N.F.

  9. 9
    Mitch says:

    She only stood next to him, the other photos are from her personal collection.

  10. 10
    Ukip finished before they begun says:

    Yvette will rid us of this silly renegade

    All power to Labour 2015

  11. 11
    Terry McCan says:

    Who’d a thunk it, a bloke that likes attractive women.

  12. 12
    still walking into darkness says:

    Why would you think she was that attractive Guido, didn’t think any of this was your cup of tea

  13. 13
    neitherdeadnoralive says:

    Give me Nigel any day over Dave/Nick/Ed !! A possibly flawed but otherwise normal bloke, whereas the other three are simply obsfucating, lying pieces of shit.

  14. 14
    Judge Pickles says:

    Normal Nige compared to a one eyed, pension thieving, expense abusing, tax avoiding, patronising cnut faced jock!

  15. 15
    A Kipper says:

    My wife kissed Nigel Farage in a car-park after a public meeting – hang on – she’s 76 and a fan and a party member!

  16. 16
    Austin Tash says:

    Who’d have thought a bloke named Nigel would be so popular with the ladies?!

    He’s got my vote. Get in there, Nige!

  17. 17
    A Kipper says:


  18. 18
    mustapha legover says:

    don’t mind if i do

  19. 19
    Anonymous says:

    I think it is dreadful when people wash their clean linen in public.

  20. 20
    The public says:

    “It’s lovely to see you but I have no desire to be part of frontline politics,” says Gordon Brown. An MP.

    Well fuck off then! And stop stealing £65k+ from us for doing bugger all you gormless nonce.

  21. 21
    Liar.Politicians says:

    UKIP leader not gay, news at 11.

  22. 22
    Woof says:

    Finally, Rik did something that made me laugh…

  23. 23
    The public says:

    Our survey said “not even with a 10ft bargepole..connected to two other ten foot bargepoles, wrapped in an NBC suit, and delivered via one of those bomb disposal robots that look a bit like Wall-E.”

  24. 24
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    Why on earth would anybody vote for a filthy heteros3xual ?

    If things get any worse politicians will be suggesting that en and women should get married and even be allowed to adopt children

  25. 25
    NoDiff says:

    But still with a face in the Gravy

  26. 26
    Brummie says:

    Remember Kevin Turvey?

  27. 27
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Perhaps many of the wannabe babes – see it as a free step up on the babe ladder to be photographed next to a ‘normal bloke’…

  28. 28
    The public says:

    Not lefty enough to be a REAL Alternative comedian.

    He’ll never be on the same page as Mark Steel or Jo Brand or Marcus Brigstocke or Ed Byrne or Tony Robinson or any of the others on that long, long list of unfunny, boring dullards who have made a career from the BBC.

    Mayall was actually funny.

  29. 29
    The public says:

    We remember when comedy was funny and not just crap about “‘The Tories , like dun sumfin’ bad about sumfin’..the Tosser!”, so yes, remember we Kevin Turvey.

  30. 30
    Cockney Rebel says:

    Fookinin’ S-L-A-G

  31. 31
    Abdul Krim's bum boi says:

    so? did she? i think we should be told.

  32. 32
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Gonna watch panordrama report tonight of ‘experts’ who lie and lie and lie in court so that the judiciary ‘get the judgment – they want.

    And btw – panordrama probably won’t dare mention that these ‘experts’ all get paid a ‘fee’ but that they are manipulated via the Objectives over riding first and foremost …

    in other words – the first casualty – of these experts espousing their b/s is the truth.

    Examples – you want examples – Sir Prof Roy Meadows, Dr David Southall – and one acolyte of theirs – a Dr Prosser – fucking liars the lot of em. And yes they are all – Snake-oil-salesmen of the psychiatric world of bull.

  33. 33
    Big Momma. says:

    Seems like Guido is stalking Farage.
    Decent dose of envy creeping in as well, nice looking women and a better social drinker. Hmmm

  34. 34
    wiggia says:

    And getting sillier, photo op plus stock photos = dodgy geezer in Guidos book these days.

  35. 35
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i see the hacking trial has gone into contempt-style lockdown!!!

  36. 36
    dave says:

    Wot! no pics of Cameron’s nanny?

  37. 37
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Time for the Royal Regiment of Artillery to change their motto from Ubique to “Bang On!”

    I will be contacting the Master Gunner.

  38. 38
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    In a humbling moment [B/S murdoch] he gave the dowlers a million. Now let i try and think how much the bastard Murdoch bunged the minx in a kiss off – for which she may [but i doubt it] have to do some bird … i think it was in the region of 10 million and probably included a hefty pension package too.

  39. 39
    The most amusing claim ever ?? says:

    With a bit of luck given Brown’s “Jonah Effect” the “YES” Campaign will romp it and he’ll be chucked out of Parliament in March 2016 when Scotland becomes Independent

  40. 40
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Fantastic :) bella bella bella

  41. 41
    Anonymous says:

    Not actually that attractive – a push up bra and some peroxide does not a hot gal make!

  42. 42
    Tragic = " causing or characterized by extreme distress or sorrow" says:

  43. 43
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    That woman speaks foreign FFS

  44. 44
    Jacqui Smith says:

    You sure about that?

  45. 45
    The public says:

    No one care what you think.

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

  47. 47
  48. 48
    < Oh No! ? says:

  49. 49
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Fuck off you commie biatch.

  50. 50
    RomaGordon says:

    I would be proud to support those….. oops, I mean her :)

  51. 51
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Who’s that banana on the left – a lefty marxist i guess.

  52. 52
    Jack says:

    £11 million…declared…

  53. 53
    suissebob says:

    This is disgusting, you’d never see politicians from Labour, the Lib Dems or the Tories with nubile young women.

    It’s all rent boys and crystal meth for them.

  54. 54
    Tits oot for the lads.. says:

    All this Sun Column stuff is rubbing off eh Guido? Seen some cracking tits on your site today…

  55. 55
    Bob says:

    And that shifty Milliband signs our freedom away and rats off to New York

  56. 56
    gravatarmysteryman says:

    Can you blame him?

  57. 57
    Alice says:

    “Gordon Brown declared . . .” Who gives a fvck about anthing that waste of oxygen has to say?
    What we would like to hear is, “Gordon Brown declared deceased.”

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    Why didn’t they say what he died of?

  59. 59
    Craig Oliver says:

    I’m jealous

  60. 60
    Max Clifford says:

    Give us a wave…

  61. 61
    Kate says:

    We need some bums now…

  62. 62
    DaveEd Milibanana says:

    Obama made me do it. He said he’d refuse Brown an invite to his Halloween party if we didn’t sign.

    And he said he’d tell the press that Gordon touched his bum on Airforce one.

    We had to sign…had too!

  63. 63
    Tony Blair says:

    Give us a bung

  64. 64
    Bill Quango MP says:

    ..declared …insane and has been committed to a maximum security psychiatric hospital for his own, and the public’s, safety.

  65. 65
    Wendi says:

    London is shit anyway

  66. 66
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Women are dangerous.

    Women are dangerous.

    Playing with fire , playing with fire.

    Sex and politics do not mix.

    Sex in politics costs the taxpayer big time.

    Women who consort with married politicians should be jailed for a minimuum of five years.

  67. 67
    Gordon McBreath says:

    When you say cracking tits..you mean me, don’t you!
    DON’T YOU!
    DON’T YOU!!

  68. 68
    Ivor Ellis says:

    Why is that Tory woman being photographed dressed as a tart ?

  69. 69
    still walking into darkness says:

    Alan B’Stard was a masterpiece, seemed so outrageous at the time and yet it become the blueprint for MPs social climbing ever since

  70. 70
    Bob says:

    The Sun are turning Nigel Farage into a folk hero

    Unintended consequences of trying to do “vile” 24/7…

  71. 71
    Men who have sex with their daughters' friends are disgusting says:

    Why has that woman got her hand on Mr Farage’s shoulder?

    Who gave her permission to do that ?

    Please give me a list of all meetings between Mr Farage and that woman in the last two months.

    He is a married man for Christs sake and card carrying Tory women do not do that type of thing

  72. 72
    Bombardier; Bedford's finest advertising agency says:

    So…let’s have a look at the replacement for Rik, shortlist.

    1. Iain Dale ?
    2. Tory Bear ??
    3. Diane Abbott ???
    4. Ross Kemp ? {possible!}
    5. Owen Jones – bit over exposed. and weedy. And totally unlikeable
    6. Miranda Hart ??
    7. David Walliams ??
    8. Bus Pass Elvis?
    9. Lewis Hamilton?
    10. Nigel Farage.

    That’s it..that’s the one ..number 10… sign him up..

  73. 73
    Tory Minister says:

    I shagged my SPAD in a taxi…

    Who am I?

  74. 74
    Has any bloke had a gay friend who didn't try it on with them? says:

    She’s a Conservative, so by rights, she deserves a good F**King.

  75. 75
    Grant"The Cheeky Chappie" Shapps says:

    No disrespect to Gove V May tonight but is anyone getting that quiet before the storm feeling?

  76. 76
    nigel evans says:

    I’m lost without a bit of cock.

  77. 77
    The British media are cunts says:

    The male population of the BBC would prefer a young boy.

  78. 78
    Lydia Dustbin says:

    Seems he can still pull, good for him.

  79. 79
    Morrissey says:

    He was a tosser

    I should know

  80. 80
    nell says:

    Plus a million and then some!

    what despot is bliar currently courting with one eye on their bank balance?!

  81. 81
    nell says:

    well certainly not gordon!

  82. 82
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    I want to see her french kissing that Rochdale slag with the baps

  83. 83
    nell says:

    Well certainly not gurninggordon!

  84. 84
    Money makes Men seem attractive-It's a good fucking job I'm a Billionaire says:

    Talking about me!? Watch it! I’ll set my attack Poodles on you!

  85. 85
    National Elf says:

    The girl underneath is Malena Morgan. Stunning.

  86. 86
    nell says:

    +++++Laugh+++++ the shrill brownite yvette in no10?

    that’s even less likely than militwit getting there!!

  87. 87
    Bert says:

    Yes, a series of how-to videos for the Chukas of this world.

  88. 88
    Bumsex Dave says:

    I can’t see what Garage finds attractive about those wimmin things.

  89. 89
    Sue Denim says:

    Let’s see a picture of you then.

  90. 90
    Polly Pot says:

    Farage is just a scaremonger.
    If , as he says, Muslims really were bad for Britain then we would surely be something subversive happening in our education system ..

    Oh Wait!

    Wrong again. That’s my 37,512 wrong call in a row.

  91. 91
    Anonymous says:

    Rather sad to see older men cavorting with young women isnt it Mr Murdoch i think Hypocrite comes to mind…

  92. 92
    nell says:

    Oh definitely Roy Meadows!!! – made loadsamoney from his scientific ‘identification of munchausens’ that he based on just two (TWO!!) patients as he enthusiastically took to the courts to prosecute innocent Mothers, one of whom died as a direct result of his actions and misinformation to the Court. GMC struck him off and then reinstated him just in time to claim his pension!

  93. 93
    Screw D wing says:

    Just carry on dumping those shite parcels outta your cell window

  94. 94
    nell says:

    Oh Dear militwit doing a gordon and jumping on celebrity bandwagons!

  95. 95
    Saint Vince, back stabber in chief says:

    Can’t get it up anymore Dave?

    I can understand

  96. 96
    Borris says:

    Jolly Good Show Nigel — we must compare little red books sometime.

  97. 97
    Bert says:


  98. 98
    nell says:

    What are they congratulating him about? being able to spell his own name?

  99. 99





    END OF MESSAGE *****

  100. 100
    I like trolley dollies, one mile high says:

    She is a recruitment consultant

    So I expect talent is needed to hook either the head or the hunter

  101. 101
    GQ Glossy Rag says:

    She has had a career boooosting snog with our Nige

    She can now appear on Cum Strictly Dansing and the Brit Awards for outstanding new tits of the year…

  102. 102
    Anonymous says:

    Trust me – no amount of underwire or bleach will EVER make you attractive, although you could do the nation a favour and contemplate drinking a bottle of the latter.

  103. 103
    Mrs May says:

    In memory of Rik Mayall i just hit my SPAD over the head with a frying pan. I am now in need of a new SPAD.

  104. 104
    Toilets Maguire says:

    What’s happened to our Empty Ed?

    Has Axelgrease locked him up for good?

  105. 105

    Good evening Sir if you are out there

    As for the “None Story” about Farage , at least he has been photographed with a Woman , and not like the other three parties male parasites , when it’s usually a man or a rentboy

  106. 106
    Owen Jones says:

    What are the filthy, barbaric, backward Muslims going to do now we, and now our UK politicians, have discovered there grubby little plot?

  107. 107
    Mornington Crescent says:

    “So, where does Islam stop and Islamic extremism begin?” the Beeboids are asking today, on all stations.

    AT FUCKING PASSPORT CONTROL, that’s where, you c’unts.

  108. 108
    Osama the Nazarene2 says:


  109. 109


    Bless me father for I have sinned
    She had big brown eyes and silky skin
    Bless me father I couldn’t resist
    Oh Father you just have no idea what you’ve missed

    Where it’s Wednesday every second week
    From September until May
    She gets the bus to go to work
    Before the dawning of the day
    She took my hand and led me
    Up the stairs into temptation
    In the room the candle flickers
    And your feet are swept away

    Oh Bless me father for I have sinned
    She had big brown eyes silky skin
    Bless me Father I couldn’t resist
    Oh Father, you have no idea what you’ve missed

    All the daydreams in my gallery
    Are portraits of her prettiness
    All the secret silent moments
    Call her features into view
    Every other woman
    Draws contrasts and comparisons
    With the stars and heavenly bodies
    She sits perfectly in tune

    Oh Bless me father for I have sinned
    She had big brown eyes, silky skin
    Bless me Father I couldn’t resist
    Oh Father, you have no idea what you’ve missed

    I’ll say three hail Mary’s and a Glory Be
    If prayers would bring her here to me
    I clenched her shoulders in ecstasy

    She’s got a heart of steel
    (Delightful kindness)
    She looks great in jeans
    (Dunnes stores finest)
    In the crucibles flames
    (Her heart was forged)
    In tongues of fire
    Now I long for more

    Bless me father for I have sinned
    She had big brown eyes, silky skin
    She’s the greatest kisser I ever kissed
    Oh Father you have no idea what you’ve missed !!!

  110. 110

    Vote UKIP :-D

  111. 111
    JH32984923-035 says:

    Just heard how he died. Apparently someone kicked him in the balls, then he fell down some stairs, got his head stuck through the bannisters and then someone did an ignited fart in his face. Died instantly.


  112. 112
    Sally Bercow says:

    The New Statesman – Best Scene: http://youtu.be/rAiI9z7X2_c

  113. 113
    Gabgster Blair says:

    Thank you, Heywood

    Your position is still open at Morgan Stanley where my able Jeeves Powell worked

    Dave should be happy on £5 million per year, like me, from JP Morgan, for influence peddling

  114. 114
    JH32984923-035 says:

    Just heard how he died. Apparently someone kicked him in the balls, then he fell down some stairs, got his head stuck through the bannisters and then someone did an ignited fart in his face.

    Died instantly. RIP.

  115. 115
    Osama the Nazarene2 says:


  116. 116
    Gordo Bruin says:

    I wish Rik Mayall the best of health

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  118. 118
    JH32984923-035 says:

    Yes, I love looking at breasts, I really do.

    Not sure this is the best place though.

  119. 119
    táxpáyér says:

    The koran.

    Terrorism manual => Terrorism actions

  120. 120
    The British media are cunts says:

    Imagine what it must be like being a white kid growing up in a shit hole like Birmingham. You feel like a foreigner in your own land.

    Birmingham is just the tip of the iceberg, all of our major cities will fall to the flag of Islam whilst our shit bag politicians pretend nothing is wrong but they of course will move out to ever more remote white only areas and send their kids to exclusive white private schools, leaving the white working class to be wiped out. Y the tide of Islam.

    The vile BBC will of course continue to pretend Islam is nice and cuddly prattling on about so called moderate Islam whilst being unable to define what a so called moderate Muslim is. A bit like talking about a moderate N@zi, there is no such thing.

    I want to weep but to be honest we deserve to be taken over, a gutless nation run by perverts, nonces, traitors and drug addicts.

  121. 121
    táxpáyér says:

    Guido’s homunculus’ moobs?

  122. 122
    The British media are cunts says:

    Funny that BBC and Channel 4 are sneering at these Ofsted reports yet when Ofsted were going after free schools the BBC and Channel 4 couldn’t get enough of their reports.

    More lefty bias.

  123. 123
    The British media are cunts says:

    Birmingham schools would like Owen Jones to go in and teach the Muslim kids about the joys of anal intercourse.

  124. 124
    The British media are cunts says:

    The BBC think the Koran is guide to good anal.

  125. 125
    Mornington Crescent says:

    I had to go to London today – something I only do ‘in extremis’ while I am in Britain.

    Ye Gods, what a shitheap. Not once was I served by a white English person in a shop or restaurant. Not once did I hear English on the Tube.

    Truly a foreign country in itself – and a revolting one at that.

  126. 126
    gravatarmysteryman says:

    Let’s have an answer to the question.

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  128. 128
    Out of curiosity says:

    How many carers call at Westminster each day for that has-been Cable ?

  129. 129
    Anon says:

    What are the contact details for this blog? A twisted story, pictures taken from years ago off Facebook. One when she was 17 and a quote I was supposed to have said. An innocent picture taken for a laugh following his key note speech, taken off her Instagram.

  130. 130
    Dan "Warden" Hodges says:

    I’m 100pc sure this proves Farage is gay.

  131. 131
    Robert Jenrick says:

    I don’t know what to say now that my handlers have left. Help!

  132. 132
    Banned says:

    It worked for Boris

  133. 133
    Aida Nuff says:

    The Tories have f!”£$% the English so it’s payback time.

  134. 134
    Fill Ya Boots. says:

    Good on ya Nigel! beats hearing the dreary sad tales of the bumsex brigade on this blog!

  135. 135
    Aida Nuff says:

    Get a taxi you peasant. The English still run the cab trade.

  136. 136
    Fair Play to the lad! says:

    Not really – most politicians go bumming very young men to escape their ugly status-grabbing avaricious wives – at least he has the decency to be seen with something most male voters might tolerate having a go on.

  137. 137
    Fair Play to the lad! says:

    Yeah, that’ll happen.

    Ed Balls as the first lady?

    Don’t they need to get rid of Pob before turning the government into a soviet-style family business?

  138. 138
    Vinnie Gastrokes says:

    Who’s posted the Nigel Farage sex video on spankwire?

    It’s a bit less grotesque than watching Balls panting over Yvette as she does a wee wee or Gove being walked all over and his chest pooed on – I thought it was Teresa in those heels and string stockings… My face must have been a picture when Davey Spoonface’s face appeared!

  139. 139
    Vinnie Gastrokes says:

    My mistake, none of that actually happened, i made it all up, i think. I feel so dirty inside.

  140. 140
    Vinnie Gastrokes says:

    Not the baby gravy? 8o

    D’oh, i did it again!

    Why can’t i be more mature? :/

  141. 141
    lojolondon says:

    At last there is something that Brave Dave, Crash Gordon and Guido can agree on – it is to try bring down Farage, who is upsetting the balance in British politics with all this ‘Democratically elected parliament’ nonsense.
    Nice one, Guido, doing Gordon’s job for him!

  142. 142
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Thank you nell – be you the orig nell or an imposter.

    The issue here really surrounds the invertebrate liars ‘Quacks’ who ‘command multiple fees’ in the Civil family court system.

    i have the priviledge of having ‘legally’ been given a report that a quack wrote up for a senior judge of the family court wherein the quacks report (some 30 pages) submitted to the judge – was littered with contradictions which any judge of any intelligence of the law would damned well know was a false report. The problem being that the judge of supposed intelligence “leapfrogged” over every single contradiction and lie in order to conceal that the father in the matter had abused the child. The court had of course previously found no evidence of such – but new evidence came to light. the new evidence of course showed up previous wrongdoing by the previous judge and therein is – why the judiciary are a sick bunch mobsters – protecting their own who err in law time after time – day after day – decade after decade.

    The criminality being perpetrated and concealed in the civil court system – Family and civil law is one of the most despicable crimes that the UK’s judiciary still manage to get away with. But they won’t be for very much longer

  143. 143
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    How about “I’m a naive carpetbagging Tory posh boy who only got elected because of tactical voting by Newark Libdum and Liebour cretins”

    or “Thank you Uncle Dave”

  144. 144
    Vinnie Gastrokes says:

    It’s what he would have wanted.

  145. 145
    a haaaaandbaaaag?! says:

    I kissed him too, tongues an evryfing – and i’m a talking badger.

  146. 146
    "the self-impotence of career politicians in parliament" says:

    The importance of punctuation – Labour’s policy Freudian slip.

  147. 147
    Nik Clogg says:

    I will resign if it is in the best interests of……….er, myself.

  148. 148
    Matt says:

    She really looks like Gloria Del Piero…

  149. 149
    levva jakkit says:

    He just needs to grow his hair long and ride a UKIP harley.

  150. 150
    JH32984923-035 says:

    Apparently they will also be showing the kids how to tie special knots and how to operate a crane while Owen is there.

  151. 151
    JH32984923-035 says:

    I stay away from any city now.

    It’s hard not to feel enriched – i.e. like a Wildebeest politely making its way through a pack of Hyena – while you are in one.

  152. 152
    suissebob says:


    I think you gave it away with “and a quote I was supposed to have said”.

    Contact details are at the top of the blog. I’m sure Mr Fawkes will remove, correct any inaccuracies :-)

    Nice pics by the way.

  153. 153
    Prisoner 110287 says:

    Chris grayling.

  154. 154
    Anonymous says:

    Sell out stooge Guido

  155. 155
    Anonymous says:

    At least he’s not hugging windmills or Marxists or other men…

    That he is a heterosexual normal male is what ensures he stands out from the pathetic shower of traitors that make up the LibLabCon.

  156. 156
    Anonymous says:

    The heir to Blair traitor Cameron will be following in those footsteps and borrowing the contact details of despots and warlords from Blair’s little black book to line his pockets with blood diamonds as soon as he loses the 2015 election.

  157. 157
    National Union of Tossers says:

    Don’t be an idiot, you ever tried hanging someone after you’ve lopped off their head.

  158. 158

    When was the last time Guido had his arm round an attractive girl ?

  159. 159
    Smack my Nigella up says:

    UKIP has Lizzy Vaid…. Beat that Toriies

  160. 160
    Sir Roger de Senseless says:

    Nice cleavage.

  161. 161
    Ukip says says:

    Vote Labour

  162. 162
    Vote Labour Get Ukip says:


  163. 163
    Anonymous says:

    “Brown declared Nigel Farage”
    the winner? In regard to instinctively knowing what not to say, in potentially sticky situations involving the fairer sex.

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