Facing questioning through his car window from Michael Crick this afternoon, former Newark MP Patrick Mercer sped off and bumped into a parked car:
Who does he think he is, Ed Balls?
At least he came back and left a note…
Lord Ashcroft’s focus group is asked where each party leader would be most likely to go on holiday:
David Cameron: “Monaco”
Nigel Farage: “Blighty”
Nick Clegg: “Caribbean”
Ed Miliband: “The Moon, his own little world”
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