June 6th, 2014

Farage Cancels Newark People’s Army Parade

20140606-103118-37878533.jpg

Guido hears from numerous broadcasters that the ‘People’s Army’ had invited them to a big photo op in Newark market square this morning, only to be told that it wouldn’t be going ahead because Farage decided that he didn’t fancy it and went home instead. Must be the first time he has turned down an opportunity to go on telly. Not as if any other UKIP carnivals have gone wrong recently…

Labour have disappeared this morning. Presumably Chris Bryant, who managed their Newark campaign, is having a lie in after all the hard work they put into it. The LibDems are silent too. How many local LibDem branches will be looking at their sixth place last night and looking again at Clegg’s leadership…

UPDATE: Ukip claim that Farage was never going to attend the press conference and that was made clear last night. Contrary to what broadcasters say they were told.


71 Comments

  1. 1
    Socialism is theft says:

    I expect it will be a long time before Dave visits Newark again either. Istanbul though, to invite 75 million Turks won’t be very long.

    Liked by 2 people

    • 11
      Robert Jenrick says:

      Lucky sod. I’m going to have to visit at least twice a year, perhaps more if I am to re-elected next year.

      Liked by 1 person

    • 27
      Like a house on fire says:

      Like

    • 45
      Anonymous says:

      Turkish visa and student immigration rules have recently been massively relaxed.

      This has not been commented on by the MSM.
      The Govt has kept it very under the carpet.

      Relaxation of rules seems at odds with everything all the parties are saying about controlling immigration.

      Another example of pretending to be tough on immigration. But in reality opening the doorsas wide as they can before Turkey are admitted proper.

      New rules automatically qualify students to stay another 2 years post graduation in order to work (and take UK kids jobs at lower wages).

      After 2 years work and 3 yrs prior study, they automatically qualify for permanent residency and thereafter a passport…..

      Why the silence on this….

      Like

      • 54
        Sailor Sam says:

        I wonder if the Germans want the Turks in because of their military (amongst other reasons) as a counter to Russia. If NATO goes then the Master Race will have both the nice compliant Poles and Turks to man the Project’s army.

        Like

        • 67
          SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

          Do you really think the pathetic politically correct communist and immigrant infested Germany can hold a candle to the military prowess of the third reich, master race my arse.

          Like

      • 70
        Anonymous says:

        Got a source for this?

        Like

  2. 2
    Viewer says:

    Chris Bryant’s campaign was pants.

    Liked by 1 person

    • 36

      Chris Bryant is an obnoxious individual and one of the reasons that Labour
      is ” The Nasty Party “

      Like

    • 43
      Anonymous says:

      The elephant in the room is not the Tories vote holding up, or the LibDems collapsing, but the failure of Labour to get anywhere, in this election, the locals or the European. If they were seen as a credible alternative to the Tories they would be romping home, but their % of vote is declining. Why is this not discussed at length on the BBC, if UKIP was pushing the Tories out of the way and Labour was soaring we would hear nothing else but the decline of the Tory vote. labour ran a crap campaign, and are led by a bunch of jokers. Milliband is not a leader – could you see him leading men on the beaches of Normandy?, no. The Labour party has a problem, UKIP, and the leaders don’t resonate with their core vote, so why all quiet on this topic.

      I could imagine Dave charging up the beaches, Cleggy would be back at HQ running messages, Nige would be keeping well clear of the bullets but in the vicinity, and Milliband would be in the Clink as an Objector, any views?

      Like

      • 47
        Anonymous says:

        Cameron is more like Gay Captain Darling, only more useless.

        Clegg would be a foreign agents spy pretending to be British but committing trechory and giving our D Day secrets to the enemy.

        Milliband is more like a French N@zi sympothiser who would say anything to protect his own skin.

        Farage would be a General making plans for D Day with soldiers happy to follow him as a patriotic leader against the enemy.

        Like

        • 68
          UKIP if you want to says:

          Fucking Farage? He’d be Private Walker, skiving his way out of the real army, necking a foaming pint in the Walmington Arms and genuinely thinking that was the best way to support the war effort.

          Like

    • 58
      Progressive wanker says:

      His comments about boundary changes are pathetic .
      You can bet your fixed price energy bill and controlled rent that if labour had done ok it would have been a different load of tosh coming from CB.

      CB. The man who said it’s not his job to watch telly.
      Whilst simultaneously trying to spend a lot of time on TV.
      Then again, as CB was (is?) close to the other milliband, perhaps he was given this campaign to run, safe in the knowledge that it was a lost cause.

      Wouldn’t want any cherished mates of Ed to run a guaranteed loser after all.

      Labour. Pah!

      Like

  3. 3
    Neil Hamilton, UKIP spokesman says:

    Hungover

    Like

  4. 4
    Nicked Legg says:

    Presumably Tory stooge ‘Fat Harry’ Cole is in the editor’s chair at Guido this morning, judging by all the anti-UKIP stories you are running.

    Tough titz, Hazza : we are still going to ensure that you lose the election and flush Flabby Dave down the toilet that he deserves.

    WE came from 4th place and less than 5% of the vote in Newark to take second place with 26% on a 15% swing from Tories to UKIP. I call that a triumph.

    Like

    • 69
      UKIP if you want to says:

      And WE won a seat, while in Government, with a majority of 7400. Not won a by-election while in Government that big since 1982, when ACL Blair lost his deposit at Beaconsfield. I call that solid!

      Like

  5. 5
    Hacked, OFF. says:

    Lost in all the Kaffufle of yesterday. The incident that triggered the hacking trial, Hacked Off’s existence, Maria Miller’s attack on press freedom and Red Ed’s Pièce de résistance in parliament. Was thrown out of court by the judge, the NotW did not delete Milli Dowler’s voicemails and the Guardian have admitted that they were wrong.

    Liked by 2 people

  6. 7
    Ed Moribund says:

    Where is Newark? Has something been happening there?

    Liked by 1 person

  7. 8
    The State eavesdrops on ALL of us without applying for a single warrant says:

    Vodafone, one of the world’s largest mobile phone groups, has revealed the existence of secret wires that allow government agencies to listen to all conversations on its networks

    http://www.theguardian.com/business/2014/jun/06/vodafone-reveals-secret-wires-allowing-state-surveillance

    NOW THAT IS SCARY and WRONG in a so called democracy.

    Like

    • 40
      GCHQ NSA, joined at the hip says:

      If you think Britain is a democracy you must be joking

      We have applied Stasi tactics FOR YEARS

      And we continue, covered by our deeply corrupt and incompetent Government

      Like

    • 42
      Freedom fighter says:

      Boycott Vodaphone AND BT

      Like

      • 64
        Anonymous says:

        And don’t drive anywhere, your number plate will be read by ANPR cameras at frequent intervals, don’t walk or take public transport or you will be scanned by CCTV with facial recognition software and stopped for random checks.

        Why? threat of terrorism supposedly although when a terrorist organisation was carrying out an active bombing campaign in the UK, none of this was thought necessary.

        Like

    • 66
      broderickcrawford says:

      If you think that s news matey you re behind the times .

      EU have had a project since about 2002 that can pick up every text/mail/sms /phonecall in Europe and USA had one even before that capable of picking them up virtually worldwide . God knows what Russia and zchina care capable of !!

      ( why d you think USA can send a drone to target a specific individual in the middle of a desert soon as he opens his mobile ….)

      Like

  8. 9
    Sarah Millington says:

    Increase of 22% in UKIPs vote share.

    All other parties were down.

    Tory majority halved.

    How anyone can even attempt to spin this as a disaster for Farage & UKIP is beyond me – & just part of the insulting crap we come to expect from MSM, of which this site, where UKIP is concerned at least, is increasingly resembling.

    Liked by 1 person

    • 48
      The BBC and Guido says:

      We both do our best to spin it as a UKIP failure, give us credit for at least trying to protect the establishment….

      Like

    • 59
      John Bellingham says:

      Massive victory for Lib-Dems in defeating both Elvis Bus pass and raving Monster Loonies–a creditable sixth place in a four party system.

      Like

  9. 10
    Viperous Old Vince says:

    Go back to your Constituencies and prepare for ME to lead you into oblivion in 2015.

    Like

  10. 12
    Vote UKIP/Labour to ensure England stays in the EU says:

    Fuck off fraud Farage,,,time for you and Helmer to get your snouts back in the EU’s trough

    The citizens of Newark saw through UKIP lies, but this party of EU fanatics still represents the best hope for the marxist Milliband to seize power.

    A tragedy for England

    Liked by 1 person

  11. 13
    ds says:

    Let’s be honest: who gives a shit? Last night, the people of Newark could have voted for pig in a top hat for all the difference it makes. Eleven months before an election in a moribund, dying-it’s-arse Parliament, the new member will do nothing of any value. And the other parties knew it, hence a pronounced absence of fucks given.

    Like

    • 30
      Robert Jenrick says:

      ‘Do nothing of value?’ How dare you! I will commit myself to 11 months of state-sponsored campaigning to make sure I get reelected next May.

      Like

  12. 14
    Mustafa Tightarse says:

    Nick Clegg admitted he tried marijuana several years ago, but didn’t like it. He said it distorted his perceptions, impaired his thinking, and made him feel a bit que’er.

    I wonder when all these side-effects will wear off?

    Like

  13. 15
    Sound judgement says:

    Farage was right. It would be like a doing a victory lap after a defeat. Plus you avoid lots of questions from @BBCleftyjourno like

    “This is a devastating defeat, is it not?”

    “Does this mean the EU result was a tremor rather than an earthquake, Mr Farage?”

    “What were you up to Malta, Mr Farage?”

    “Has Newark rejected Ukip’s racist policies, Mr Farage?”

    Liked by 1 person

  14. 20
    Rejoice one lot of lefty wankers have been destroyed says:

    The good news has to be that the balance of power has shifted away from the left.
    People unhappy with both Labour and the Conservatives are no longer giving the alleged middle but in reality left wing LibDems their vote.

    Liked by 1 person

    • 35
      Blue Bottle says:

      The Fly in the ointment.

      Dave is a Lefty and has taken the Tories to the left.

      Like

      • 49
        Rejoice one lot of lefty wankers have been destroyed says:

        That’s where UKIP can at least put a brake on the leftward drift.
        Hopefully pull it back once the Cons work out there’s votes in them there hills and ditch Dave and his cabal of Blairites.
        UKIP as a third party to replace the LiBdems would be a good result in itself.

        Like

  15. 22
    Chris Bryant says:

    I lost my Y Fronts in Newark

    Can you get the People’s Army to find them plesse Guido?

    Like

  16. 29
    Wee Willie Hague says:

    I have had enough of this British clusterfock

    What a shower

    I will now use my Arab address book to make millions

    Tony Blair has shown us all how to pimp, don’t you think?

    Like

    • 51
      Anonymous says:

      If Hague is leaving, there must be some new rent boy and coke photos after a careless and drunken “Roadtrip Roasting 2015″

      Awkward…

      Like

  17. 31
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    There’s two things I don’t like about Nick Clegg; his face.

    Like

  18. 34
    Wee Willi Hague says:

    Testing

    Like

  19. 37
    David Alexrod says:

    “Taxi to Heathrow please!”

    Like

  20. 38
    Mike Newland says:

    Today UKIP failed and finished off lines to suit the system. Tomorrow a more reasoned view.

    Same old MSM games.

    Like

  21. 39
    Gordon Brown says:

    Have they got to Obama beach yet?

    Like

  22. 41
    Deputy Dawg says:

    At their last party conference, David Cameron wanted to see how a joke would go down.

    So Clegg got on his knees.

    Like

  23. 46
    Spin that Tory Boys says:

    So much for Boris Johnson he went to Newark and the Tory share of the vote was slashed.

    Like

  24. 50
    James O'Brien says:

    For all those that missed the UKIP parade…here it is in slow motion.

    Like

  25. 53
    Persona non grata says:

    Cons could only win reasonably comfortably with Labour support. What the Newark result proved, is that David Blair will not be PM in 2015.

    How soon will the next pathetic plea for a pact, from a Con like Redwood, Carswell, emerge. Watched a comedy drama called Trying again last night on Sky 1. That had three unflattering references to Nigel Farage in it. Pathetic.

    Like

  26. 55
    Von Clogg says:

    Im ready to lead Britain with a LibDem victory in 2015

    Like

  27. 61
    Fud Farage says:

    So not only is Farage a FUD, he is a cowardly one!

    Like

  28. 63

    Am really surprised that Guido doesn’t have a pic to illustrate that the Labour campaign in Newark was “pants.”

    Like


Seen Elsewhere

Guido’s Column | Sun
Carney is a Feminist | Kathy Gyngell
Middle Class Moralism of Owen Jones | Spiked
Booze-Fuelled Fight at Palin Party | Times
Nick Robinson Attacked as “Liar” | Mail
Sweden Turns Left | Times
Public Wants England Only Votes in Commons | Times
Ban Scottish MPs From Voting on Tax and NHS | Mail
Elitist Politicians Caused Democratic Disenchantment | Janet Daley
Police Can’t Stop Man Who Stalked Me for 7 Years | Nadine Dorries
Owen Jones’ Middle Class Moralism | Spiked


VOTER-RECALL
Find out more about PLMR


Martin Wolf in the Financial Times

“Scotland can adopt the pound without a currency union..”



The British media are Hunts says:

Now the SNP know how UKIP voters feel all the time.


Tip off Guido
Web Guido's Archives

Subscribe me to:






RSS




AddThis Feed Button
Archive


Labels
Guido Reads
Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 1,453 other followers