June 5th, 2014

Quote of the Day


  1. 1
    Olde England says:

    Yes, please do.


    • 20

      arithmetic really )SAYS :

      1)We need one of our POW s back who may possibly have gotten himself captured on purpose to dodge enemy bullets.

      2) Taleban asking for FIVE of their TOP commanders released from gitmo as a swap .

      3) Exchanging even one low ranking staffer for one senior commander sets a disastrous precedent prompting kidnaps , capture etc to crystallise future exchanges.

      4) Exchanging one low level staffer for FIVE senior commanders is suicidal giving the enemy unfettered belief in success of future such lopsided exchanges .

      5) Having weighed pros/cons of 1) through 4 ) Obama decides it s a” good” idea.

      Obama : So Michelle , I ve made this decision about the exchange whaddayah think ?

      Michelle : Whatever you do is always fine by me honey as long as it s not taking selfies with that blond man eater from Denmark ! Go right ahead sugar.

      On this basis are the most monstrous errors in political history sealed.


      • 33
        Alas, Poor Albion says:

        Non-Euclidean thinking might well come up with the response to the Taliban. ‘OK, you’ve named your top five guys: now we will execute one a day until you release our boy.’ OK, so the POW will likely end up dead, but the Taliban will have something to think on.


  2. 2
    Son of Leon says:

    What ? Arrest Brittan ?


  3. 3
    Vote Independence for Hawaii says:

    Freedom for Hawaii.


  4. 4
    Bishop, David Laurence - Bus-Pass Elvis Party says:



  5. 5
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Yes we ken, he said.


  6. 6
    It was not the English who disunited the Country says:

    Good Luck Scotland see the light show the way


  7. 7
    Laphraoig Gargler says:

    I prefer Obama to Kim Yong Eck

    El Presidente is a Marxist and always has been. Even the SNP threw him out at one time as he was too left wing


  8. 8
    nell says:

    So why does mr omaha think any of us are likely to be influenced by his opinions? He’s struggling to get decent rating amongst americans so why does he think we’ll listen to him?


    • 34

      Whether you agree with opinion of Salmond or not you will no doubt defend to the death his right to hold it.

      Enter stage left Obama representing the arrogance of a fading superpower intent on sticking its nose into every other country s business for last 70 years from Korea to the Ukraine and invariably leaving a trail of social , human and economic destruction in its wake under the mistaken impression it is the western world s policeman.

      Manage your iwn backyard Mister Barack –you are president if the UNITED STATES …… the clue us in the job title !


  9. 9
    Choo Choo All Aboard The EU Gravy Train says:

    Well Alllllllwighhhht!


  10. 10
    The British media are cunts says:

    The BBC are celebrating the 70th anniversary of something…Muslim freedom?


  11. 11
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    Better still if he added
    ” fuck off and stop leaching off England”


    • 24
      Alex "fat retarded Jock parasite" Salmond says:

      That’s just the sort of comment we’d expect from you bastad Ingerlish bastad Ingerlish bastad bastad Ingerlish bastad racist bastard Ingerlish bastad Inglish racists!

      PS: keep giving us money.


  12. 12
    Just another Tory says:

    A former mayor of Weston-super-Mare and former vice-chair of North Somerset Council has pleaded guilty to 12 child pornography charges.

    Philip Judd admitted offences of making indecent photographs of a child and possessing prohibited images when he appeared at Bristol Crown Court.

    The court was told he possessed 151 films and 200 images of children.

    Judd was bailed and will be sentenced next month when his name will be added to the sexual offenders register.

    The 59-year-old, from Weston-super-Mare, served as the town’s mayor between 2010 and 2011.

    He was elected as North Somerset Council vice-chairman in May 2013 but resigned just a month later.


  13. 13
    Gooey Blob says:

    All this fuss yet they’ll only end up with devo max. So long as the West Lothian question is put to bed at the same time, I don’t really care.


  14. 14
    No Freedom being a slave to the EU. says:

    Says who?


  15. 15
    Stay iut of UK politics OBAMA says:

    Can you imagine Churchill, Thatcher, Wilson, even Callaghan standing next to a President of the United States and saying nothing? Yet here we have Cameron who just smiled and let the man get away with it.

    Obama would never have sanctioned assisting us if he had been the President. He would more than likely assisted Germany.

    It says a lot about Cameron and his grovelling towards Obama.


    • 18
      Jim says:

      The USA tried to rely on Germany once. Maggie just laughed at them and so it proved. They will not do that again.


  16. 16
    Asslick Almond says:


  17. 17
    Paddy Pantsdown says:


  18. 19
    Silly Politics. says:

    The EU is a sinking ship. Both Obama & Salmond can go & whistle. Salmond will sell Scotland down the river in the EU. What kind of freedom is that? It is an undemocratic form of slavery.

    Guido, why do you keeping using the term ‘freedom fighter’ when the UK’s sovereignty is being sold down the European river? Scotland under the pretence of independence will be another controlled satellite for the EU to manipulate for its own ends! Why is that defined as freedom?

    Trade Only and Fuck Europe! Stop pretending independence means freedom! FFs!


  19. 21
    peem birrell says:

    I don’t think there’s any freedom on offer – and certainly not from Kim-Jong-Ek


  20. 23
    Every English person who ever lived says:

    “Scottish freedom”

    Freedom from those bastard English scum who bailed Jockland out 300 years ago and who have been bailing-out the ungrateful Jockanese parastic filth ever since?

    Go for it.

    Please. Jockland: Fuck off. Don’t even think of coming back.


  21. 25
    Silly Politics. says:

    Grow up. You fail to mention Scotland was “bought & sold for English Gold. As for Darien it was 300 years ago. Get it over.

    England is fucked without Scotland & vice versa. Fact


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