June 5th, 2014

Nick Robinson Accidentally Tweets His Own Mobile Number


  1. 1
    Ed Miliband says:

    Great I have saved it!


  2. 3
    Bishop, David Laurence - Bus-Pass Elvis Party says:

    Get in there !

    BREAKING → Vince Cable referred to Standards Commissioner for failing to declare £4,000+ ‘Clegg coup’ polling http://politicalscrapbook.net/2014/06/vince-cable-referred-to-standards-commissioner-over-clegg-coup-poll/


    • 52
      Rinka says:

      Wags tail and wees on carpet.


    • 93

      “….his parliamentary aide Tessa Munt”
      Tessa Munt ? Munt you say ? — say agsin , sorry , problem with an ear infection , not picking up too well today …..was that M-unt ? ……………..
      with an “M” ??


  3. 4
    The BBC News is left wing shite! says:

    That awful man would do anything for publicity.


  4. 5
    dai twerking says:

    talk about self-abuse


  5. 6
    Bishop, David Laurence - Bus-Pass Elvis Party says:

    I say young man,are you referring to Owen Jones as “The piece of shit”?


  6. 7
    Prick Nobinson says:


  7. 8
    Hadley "Screaming Banshee" Freemann says:

    Just another #angrywhiteman

    He should be sacked and replaced with a minority ethnic woman.


  8. 9
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Hi you’ve reached Nick Robinson’s voicemail.
    I’m not in Gordon at the moment but if you’d like to leave a message do so after the Paarp.


  9. 10
    A Misogynist says:

    Anyone got Penny Mordaunt’s mobile number? Great speech yesterday in the House.


  10. 12
    Jimmy says:

    The left decided to bring in ever larger numbers of Moslems. It is the fastest growing religion and is starting to dominate areas, fewer and fewer once English towns are now without a Mosque and more and more restaurants and even subway stores are refusing to sell non-halal meat. On current trends it will take quite a while but eventually the Moslems will form a majority.

    The left did this because they thought it would make the country more “diverse”, give Labour more voters and let’s faced it most left-wingers are very ignorant of the history that tells us this is unwise and the fact that Britain was a vibrant, old, fascinating culture and country and they thought they could “improve”.

    The left brought this tragedy upon us and now get upset when they find out that some Moslems hate gays. Beyond parody.


  11. 13
    Owen gets what he wished for says:

    Hey Owen I’ve got some salt to rub in them wounds your Islamic mate gave you.


  12. 14
    Mycroft says:

    Mad people shouldn’t be allowed to be anywhere near schools.

    Evil people even more so.

    Mad and evil people are right out of the question!


    • 24
      Flaming Torches R Us says:

      Yes, Theresa should have these cvnts on the first plane to Doha where they can enjoy applying what they preach – and take their families with them.


  13. 15
    Garry Glitters LibDem LP says:

    I love you love…you’re only two love


  14. 16
    Alexander Graham Bell says:

    It wouldn’t bother me if the Mekon’s younger, uglier brother became, and stayed, incommunicado in every regard.


  15. 18
    Gordon Brown says:

    I rang the number and ordered a deep clean and rim job.


  16. 19
    Oops says:


    • 20
      Helpful suggestion says:

      Phone him when he’s live on air!


      • 39
        Fishy says:

        Someone did when he was on the Daily Brillo a few months back, the plonker forgot to turn hid phone off.

        Not that into technology, like..er…phones, is our Toenails. Perhaps the BBC should give him a couple of empty baked beans cans and a length of string.


        • 71
          ed milliband peoples representitive of somewhere up north i have to visit every now and again says:

          saw that his ring tone was”big bottomed girls”??


      • 46
        Nikki Bayley says:

        Just called that UKIP biatch up,told him what for.


        • 66
          Nikki Bayley says:

          My doctor told me I have #UKIPDerangementSyndrome™. He’s probably a UKIP fascist too.


    • 51
      ROFL says:

      You seem to be easily amused. Try this.

      ” What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?”
      ” Virgin mobile”


    • 95

      It s ringing out interminably now , he s obviously ditched it for a brand new BBC model .

      More licencepayers money squandered .


      • 96


        I’m in the phone booth, it’s the one across the hall
        If you don’t answer, I’ll just ring it off the wall
        I know he’s there, but I just had to call
        Don’t leave me hanging on the telephone
        Don’t leave me hanging on the telephone
        I heard your mother now she’s going out the door
        Did she go to work or just go to the store
        All those things she said, I told you to ignore
        Oh why can’t we talk again
        Oh why can’t we talk again
        Oh why can’t we talk again
        Don’t leave me hanging on the telephone
        Don’t leave me hanging on the telephone

        It’s good to hear your voice, you know it’s been so long
        If I don’t get your call then everything goes wrong
        I want to tell you something you’ve known all along
        Don’t leave me hanging on the telephone

        I had to interrupt and stop this conversation
        Your voice across the line gives me a strange sensation
        I’d like to talk when I can show you my affection
        Oh I can’t control myself
        Oh I can’t control myself
        Oh I can’t control myself
        Don’t leave me hanging on the telephone

        Hang up and run to me
        Whoah, hang up and run to me
        Whoah, hang up and run to me
        Whoah, hang up and run to me
        Whoah oh oh oh run to me


  17. 22
    beady eyed twat that he is says:

    Be the first time Robinson tweeted numbers that were correct.


  18. 23
    Rev. Spooner says:

    It’s engaged as lotsa redtops check to see if he’s changed his voicemail PIN.


  19. 25
    Nick Robinson says:

    Took me years to force people to remember that phone number.
    Now they’ve got a fucking excuse not to call.


  20. 26
    Raise your own fucking army Owen says:

    I’d fight for my right to eat but not Owen’s right to eat cock.


  21. 27
    bergen says:

    Don’t want to be in his gang…


  22. 29
    BBC Three - The Call Centre says:

    Whats that number again?


  23. 30
    Pub Landlord says:

    We don’t allow BBC reporters in here.


  24. 31
    No doubt May will blame Gove says:

    Couldn’t Make It Up

    #MetPolice upset with @ExaroNews for investigating #CabinetMinister re #childabuse



  25. 32
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    What “Zombie government” – we’ve got the May/Gove spoiler spat. The Cable/Clegg Pub venture …

    What artifically created spat will be next?


  26. 34
    Fishy says:

    Didn’t the plonker loose his phone a couple of weeks ago? Containing, as it did, numbers for all of the senior politicians, including the PM.


  27. 40
    The British media are cunts says:

    Brown, Blair and Campbell had it on speed dial. Every night they’d text him what to say and from the shit he pours out know I think the two Ed’s have it as well.


    • 55
      C.O.Jones says:

      That is why

      Too far and too fast.
      Cost of living crisis.
      Too little too late.
      Bankers bonuses.

      His inbox can only accept a max of 25 characters.


  28. 41
    Dingley Dong says:

    In Dudley I think you would be “cobbled” to death rather than “stoned” to death


  29. 43
    Viperous Old Vince says:


  30. 44
    John Bellingham says:

    I seem to recall one of those “Top Tory” sex scandals back in the early ’50s where the tabloids of the day made a great fuss of politicians, judges and similar being tied up and flogged by “well-muscled” young men.
    So surely flogging a pouftah would be welcome and no punishment at all.


  31. 48
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    George Ferguson @GeorgeFergusonx · 8h
    Thanks to @Bristol_RFC for fighting the good fight. The whole of #Bristol will be willing you on to make it happen next year @England_RL


  32. 49
    Hold the front page says:

    medieval death cult has followers with medieval views


  33. 50
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Anyone hacked Robinson’s phone yet? Contacts names and messages would be interesting.


  34. 54
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Now what was it that some elderly woman said to rod liddel when asked why she was voting UKIP – ah yes she said ‘we don’t vote for sodomites’.


    • 65
      Cyril Smith LibDem MP says:

      Eeh I had a Triumph Sodomite back in the 70’s.
      lovely ride it were.


      • 108
        Strangely-Brown says:

        If Smith really had a Dolomite and sat on the bonnet the car would have disappeared!

        Vote UKIP.


  35. 57
    The Taxing Times says:

    Is it me, or does Nick Robinson look a little like the Gimp.


  36. 68
    Vince Cable says:

    So much for the zero bound: When the ECB raised rates from 1.0% to 1.25% in April 2011, the Keynesians told us… http://bit.ly/1xcoXbW


  37. 76
    albacore says:

    Well, I won’t pay the licence fee
    And don’t watch any live T V
    So haven’t seen this person, Nick
    Sounds like standard BBC pick


    • 87
      The BBC (evil regressive socialist cunts) says:

      We don’t care if you’ve no TV,
      you’ll still have to pay our fucking fee,
      We’ll tax every house up and down the land,
      that’s our fucking evil plan.


  38. 83
    Priorities, Guido, priorities says:

    Maria Sharapova’s bum is the best I have seen in years

    Currently on display at Rolland Garros

    Beats Kate’s any day…


  39. 85
    Genealogist says:

    Why have you all stopped calling this prick by his real name



  40. 86
    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:



    • 89
      Miracle of Science says:

      Perhaps a mix of the three might work better for the Party?

      Transplant Vince’s brain (?) into Clegg’s head. I’m not sure who the guy in the middle is, but transplant his heart into Clegg’s body.

      Through the power of medical science, you would then have..

      three dead LimpDums.


    • 92
      M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

      Oakeshott would be better donating his wig to Vincey, It is well known the the Bristish public do not vote for baldies.


      • 107
        Long John Silver' s parrot says:

        I never knew Lord Oakshit was bald.

        The things you learn on this site are incredible.

        If I read the Daily Mail every day until I died I bet they would never have told us about this.


    • 94
      Churchill Dof says:

      “Should Vince Cable have declared £20,000 opinion poll ‘gift’ from Lord Oakeshott?”

      ooooooohh yes


  41. 90
    No 6 says:

    I enjoyed that. Thank you.


  42. 104
    Prominent leader of the community says:

    Shut it Kaffir you animal


  43. 105
    a Smackhead from Benefits Street says:

    I suspect the reason why Mr Fawkes has covered up this journalist’s telephone number is because journalists do not like it when the little people pick up the phone and complain to them.

    They much prefer living in their ivory towers and having expense accounts to follow the Queen to Paris and the little Madeleine to Portugal.


  44. 106
    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    I once “accidentally” gave my telephone number to a female parrot.

    The phone never rang.


  45. 111
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Typical BBC, just fuck about all day, it’s a larf innit?.


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  47. 114
    Ricky Nobinson says:

    What a wanker I am. Spent all afternoon on the wine now looky what happens. Oh well anyone for soho?


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