June 5th, 2014

Nick Robinson Accidentally Tweets His Own Mobile Number


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    Ed Miliband says:

    Great I have saved it!

  2. 2
    Ed Balls says:

    Could you text it to me or something ?

  3. 3
    Bishop, David Laurence - Bus-Pass Elvis Party says:

    Get in there !

    BREAKING → Vince Cable referred to Standards Commissioner for failing to declare £4,000+ ‘Clegg coup’ polling http://politicalscrapbook.net/2014/06/vince-cable-referred-to-standards-commissioner-over-clegg-coup-poll/

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    The BBC News is left wing shite! says:

    That awful man would do anything for publicity.

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    dai twerking says:

    talk about self-abuse

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    Bishop, David Laurence - Bus-Pass Elvis Party says:

    I say young man,are you referring to Owen Jones as “The piece of shit”?

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    Prick Nobinson says:

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    Hadley "Screaming Banshee" Freemann says:

    Just another #angrywhiteman

    He should be sacked and replaced with a minority ethnic woman.

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    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Hi you’ve reached Nick Robinson’s voicemail.
    I’m not in Gordon at the moment but if you’d like to leave a message do so after the Paarp.

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    A Misogynist says:

    Anyone got Penny Mordaunt’s mobile number? Great speech yesterday in the House.

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    Mycroft says:

    Indeed, a slime ball.

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    Jimmy says:

    The left decided to bring in ever larger numbers of Moslems. It is the fastest growing religion and is starting to dominate areas, fewer and fewer once English towns are now without a Mosque and more and more restaurants and even subway stores are refusing to sell non-halal meat. On current trends it will take quite a while but eventually the Moslems will form a majority.

    The left did this because they thought it would make the country more “diverse”, give Labour more voters and let’s faced it most left-wingers are very ignorant of the history that tells us this is unwise and the fact that Britain was a vibrant, old, fascinating culture and country and they thought they could “improve”.

    The left brought this tragedy upon us and now get upset when they find out that some Moslems hate gays. Beyond parody.

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    Owen gets what he wished for says:

    Hey Owen I’ve got some salt to rub in them wounds your Islamic mate gave you.

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    Mycroft says:

    Mad people shouldn’t be allowed to be anywhere near schools.

    Evil people even more so.

    Mad and evil people are right out of the question!

  15. 15
    Garry Glitters LibDem LP says:

    I love you love…you’re only two love

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    Alexander Graham Bell says:

    It wouldn’t bother me if the Mekon’s younger, uglier brother became, and stayed, incommunicado in every regard.

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    Gay Dave says:

    v., v. worrying. not that I’m one of them of course.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I rang the number and ordered a deep clean and rim job.

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    Oops says:

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    Helpful suggestion says:

    Phone him when he’s live on air!

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    NICK CLEGGER says:

    “There is a general public interest in disclosure of information and I recognise that openness in government may increase public trust in and engagement with the Government. However, these public interests have to be weighed against a stronger public interest of the workings of a private office.”

    So fuck off and kiss my zit covered arse

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    beady eyed twat that he is says:

    Be the first time Robinson tweeted numbers that were correct.

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    Rev. Spooner says:

    It’s engaged as lotsa redtops check to see if he’s changed his voicemail PIN.

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    Flaming Torches R Us says:

    Yes, Theresa should have these cvnts on the first plane to Doha where they can enjoy applying what they preach – and take their families with them.

  25. 25
    Nick Robinson says:

    Took me years to force people to remember that phone number.
    Now they’ve got a fucking excuse not to call.

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    Raise your own fucking army Owen says:

    I’d fight for my right to eat but not Owen’s right to eat cock.

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    bergen says:

    Don’t want to be in his gang…

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    Grammar School Boy says:

    ……………….and someone to talk to!

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    BBC Three - The Call Centre says:

    Whats that number again?

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    Pub Landlord says:

    We don’t allow BBC reporters in here.

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    No doubt May will blame Gove says:

    Couldn’t Make It Up

    #MetPolice upset with @ExaroNews for investigating #CabinetMinister re #childabuse


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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    What “Zombie government” – we’ve got the May/Gove spoiler spat. The Cable/Clegg Pub venture …

    What artifically created spat will be next?

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    Fishy says:

    Didn’t the plonker loose his phone a couple of weeks ago? Containing, as it did, numbers for all of the senior politicians, including the PM.

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    John Bellingham says:

    Report him to the metropolitan police for misuse of public funds.

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    The Met says:

    Do not disturb, p@edos at work!

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    Duty Pendant says:


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    year of the Living dead says:

    The Clegg Cameron reach around

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    Fishy says:

    Someone did when he was on the Daily Brillo a few months back, the plonker forgot to turn hid phone off.

    Not that into technology, like..er…phones, is our Toenails. Perhaps the BBC should give him a couple of empty baked beans cans and a length of string.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Brown, Blair and Campbell had it on speed dial. Every night they’d text him what to say and from the shit he pours out know I think the two Ed’s have it as well.

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    Dingley Dong says:

    In Dudley I think you would be “cobbled” to death rather than “stoned” to death

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    Balls Ed says:

    Balls Ed

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    Viperous Old Vince says:

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    John Bellingham says:

    I seem to recall one of those “Top Tory” sex scandals back in the early ’50s where the tabloids of the day made a great fuss of politicians, judges and similar being tied up and flogged by “well-muscled” young men.
    So surely flogging a pouftah would be welcome and no punishment at all.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    They’ll come up from behind and fuck everyone … oh hold on they’re already doing that.

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    Nikki Bayley says:

    Just called that UKIP biatch up,told him what for.

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    Dec Orator says:

    Can’t get a dust sheet anywhere in London. All being used in cover-ups evidently.

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    Genghiz the kahn says:

    George Ferguson @GeorgeFergusonx · 8h
    Thanks to @Bristol_RFC for fighting the good fight. The whole of #Bristol will be willing you on to make it happen next year @England_RL

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    Hold the front page says:

    medieval death cult has followers with medieval views

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Anyone hacked Robinson’s phone yet? Contacts names and messages would be interesting.

  51. 51
    ROFL says:

    You seem to be easily amused. Try this.

    ” What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?”
    ” Virgin mobile”

  52. 52
    Rinka says:

    Wags tail and wees on carpet.

  53. 53
    What is it Vince? says:

    Vince must have some serious shit on everyone for them to keep putting up with his backstabbing double dealing traitorous ways.

  54. 54
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Now what was it that some elderly woman said to rod liddel when asked why she was voting UKIP – ah yes she said ‘we don’t vote for sodomites’.

  55. 55
    C.O.Jones says:

    That is why

    Too far and too fast.
    Cost of living crisis.
    Too little too late.
    Bankers bonuses.

    His inbox can only accept a max of 25 characters.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m loose and have just passed a large and extremely liquid poo.

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    The Taxing Times says:

    Is it me, or does Nick Robinson look a little like the Gimp.

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    News of the World says:

    Press being too intrusive?

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    John Bellingham says:


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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    And the two Muppet Eds.

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    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    As opposed to killing him…. frivolously ?

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    Passing pendant says:

    One takes it that the “pendant” was ironic.

  63. 63
    NotW says:

    We found a voicemail that lead us to believe Gordon Brown is still alive

  64. 64

    How much money do you have? Cash only.

  65. 65
    Cyril Smith LibDem MP says:

    Eeh I had a Triumph Sodomite back in the 70’s.
    lovely ride it were.

  66. 66
    Nikki Bayley says:

    My doctor told me I have #UKIPDerangementSyndrome™. He’s probably a UKIP fascist too.

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    The Chilcot Inquiry says:

    There’s a shortage of whitewash, too.

  68. 68
    Vince Cable says:

    So much for the zero bound: When the ECB raised rates from 1.0% to 1.25% in April 2011, the Keynesians told us… http://bit.ly/1xcoXbW

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    Call the Police says:

    Lets say you wouldn’t be happy to see him staring through your living room window.

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    Mycroft says:

    What do you call “Sex In A Wheelchair”?

    Squeals on Wheels.

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    ed milliband peoples representitive of somewhere up north i have to visit every now and again says:

    saw that his ring tone was”big bottomed girls”??

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    Owen Jones says:

    Eat someone else’s?

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    A picture of Nick taken earlier says:

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    more bullshit says:

    who the fvck is exaronews?

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    no nic no. crte attack says:

    poly nee asia.

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    albacore says:

    Well, I won’t pay the licence fee
    And don’t watch any live T V
    So haven’t seen this person, Nick
    Sounds like standard BBC pick

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    Fishy says:

    Yes lose

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    Duty Pendant says:

    Stop being so pendantic.

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    Ed Balls tweets says:

    Ed Balls

  81. 81
    The Eagle Sisters says:

    We’ve tried them all, but still no luck.

  82. 82
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    I only asked “Do you know what number comes after eleventeen?”

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    Priorities, Guido, priorities says:

    Maria Sharapova’s bum is the best I have seen in years

    Currently on display at Rolland Garros

    Beats Kate’s any day…

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    Mark Oaten (LibDem) says:

    Mmmmmmmmm !! :)

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    Genealogist says:

    Why have you all stopped calling this prick by his real name


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    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:


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    The BBC (evil regressive socialist cunts) says:

    We don’t care if you’ve no TV,
    you’ll still have to pay our fucking fee,
    We’ll tax every house up and down the land,
    that’s our fucking evil plan.

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    Obviously hoping for a call from Channel Four News.

  89. 89
    Miracle of Science says:

    Perhaps a mix of the three might work better for the Party?

    Transplant Vince’s brain (?) into Clegg’s head. I’m not sure who the guy in the middle is, but transplant his heart into Clegg’s body.

    Through the power of medical science, you would then have..

    three dead LimpDums.

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    No 6 says:

    I enjoyed that. Thank you.

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    The Met says:

    We’re rather busy clearing Portugese drains at the moment.

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    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Oakeshott would be better donating his wig to Vincey, It is well known the the Bristish public do not vote for baldies.

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    “….his parliamentary aide Tessa Munt”
    Tessa Munt ? Munt you say ? — say agsin , sorry , problem with an ear infection , not picking up too well today …..was that M-unt ? ……………..
    with an “M” ??

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    Churchill Dof says:

    “Should Vince Cable have declared £20,000 opinion poll ‘gift’ from Lord Oakeshott?”

    ooooooohh yes

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    It s ringing out interminably now , he s obviously ditched it for a brand new BBC model .

    More licencepayers money squandered .

  96. 96


    I’m in the phone booth, it’s the one across the hall
    If you don’t answer, I’ll just ring it off the wall
    I know he’s there, but I just had to call
    Don’t leave me hanging on the telephone
    Don’t leave me hanging on the telephone
    I heard your mother now she’s going out the door
    Did she go to work or just go to the store
    All those things she said, I told you to ignore
    Oh why can’t we talk again
    Oh why can’t we talk again
    Oh why can’t we talk again
    Don’t leave me hanging on the telephone
    Don’t leave me hanging on the telephone

    It’s good to hear your voice, you know it’s been so long
    If I don’t get your call then everything goes wrong
    I want to tell you something you’ve known all along
    Don’t leave me hanging on the telephone

    I had to interrupt and stop this conversation
    Your voice across the line gives me a strange sensation
    I’d like to talk when I can show you my affection
    Oh I can’t control myself
    Oh I can’t control myself
    Oh I can’t control myself
    Don’t leave me hanging on the telephone

    Hang up and run to me
    Whoah, hang up and run to me
    Whoah, hang up and run to me
    Whoah, hang up and run to me
    Whoah oh oh oh run to me

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    Labour is the nasty party . says:

    I do not think that Robinson is the sharpest knife in the drawer .

  98. 98

    There s a shortage of fence panels too ,,

    Apparently they only get produced in Scandinavia and have only just started cutting the trees after hard winter and giving France and Germany priority as they pay higher prices than us !!

    Plenty of wood in Scotland of course but some do gooder has banned its being cut down due to ” green ” issues.

    Vince Cable replying to letters from MANY MP /s all assailed by constituents incapable of finding fence panels for love nor money .

    Wording of draft reply proving somewhat tricky ….

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    It s the Mask of Exarro .

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    Wot ! You mean it beats Kate s ??

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    Sorry . Didn t read the last line .

    Obviously it DOES !!

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    Prominent leader of the community says:

    Shut it Kaffir you animal

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    a Smackhead from Benefits Street says:

    I suspect the reason why Mr Fawkes has covered up this journalist’s telephone number is because journalists do not like it when the little people pick up the phone and complain to them.

    They much prefer living in their ivory towers and having expense accounts to follow the Queen to Paris and the little Madeleine to Portugal.

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    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    I once “accidentally” gave my telephone number to a female parrot.

    The phone never rang.

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    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    I never knew Lord Oakshit was bald.

    The things you learn on this site are incredible.

    If I read the Daily Mail every day until I died I bet they would never have told us about this.

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    Strangely-Brown says:

    If Smith really had a Dolomite and sat on the bonnet the car would have disappeared!

    Vote UKIP.

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    Barco O'Bummer says:

    Toenails is not even the spooniest spoon in the draw.

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    RichUpNorth says:

    Who the hell wants to call that BBC twonk?

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Typical BBC, just fuck about all day, it’s a larf innit?.

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    The Politics Show says:

    It is 078-FAT-BOTTOM-GIRLS and ask for Nick.

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    Ricky Nobinson says:

    What a wanker I am. Spent all afternoon on the wine now looky what happens. Oh well anyone for soho?

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    Death by Bongo says:

    Didn’t he lose his phone, containing things like the PM’s phone number only last month?


    The man is an oik… but he gets the Politico’s to drop themselves in the mire, so he is okay by me!

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    Anonymous says:

    You could use it to track him…

  117. 117
    RWG says:

    You could use it to track him..

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