June 5th, 2014

Clegg Passes Buck for Recall Fudge

No. 10 last night confirmed that the Recall measures mentioned in the Queen’s Speech would mean it is MPs on the Standards Committee and not local voters who will decide whether shamed MPs should be booted out. The reforms will change nothing, MPs are still marking their own homework. 

Zac Goldsmith has been one of the main proponents of a genuine Recall Bill to give power to constituents. He called up Nick Clegg on LBC this morning to let him know what he thought of the government’s impotent proposals. Clegg said it was all the fault of Tory backbenchers:

Clegg says that “Zac and I are completely at one”. Which doesn’t exactly have the ring of truth about it given Zac tweeted this a few months ago:

Wonder what he thinks of Clegg today…

UPDATE: Zac responds.


  1. 1
    Cinna says:

    Well Zac, you’ve summed up the LibDems nicely.

  2. 2
    Tom Catesby says:

    Only the terminally deluded continue to support them. Zac Goldsmith is spot on, what a thoroughly odious little shit Clegg is.

  3. 3
    One-Term Dave says:

    Say one thing, do another thing, or don’t do anything at all.

    It’s the only way to be, suckas.

  4. 4
    Gerbil 7 says:

    Zac is certainly a good judge of character.

  5. 5
    Spartacus says:

    Cant disagree with any of that

  6. 6

    Only goes to show…

    Don’t vote LibDeb
    Don’t vote Tory
    (Will assume you are not so thick as to vote Labour)

    Vote UKIP and vote often! :-D

  7. 7
    Purple Dogzzz says:

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    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    Does LBC stand for “Local Bullshitter Clegg” in this instance

  9. 9
    The People's Army says:

    If you wanted proof that the establishment parties hold the average voter with complete contempt, then this cop out is it. Also note how they only finally get round to this bit of legislation a matter of months before the next general election having safely ensured that the current lot of MPs will get at least 5 years at the trough.

    I hope the people in Newark will do their duty.

  10. 10
    Nigel Farage, Maltese Junket King says:

    Clegg’s running scared, he knows the citizens of Rotherham would recall him fast.

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    Northern Chap says:

    Which tories are actually against a genuine recall mechanism?

  13. 13
    Tower Hamlets says:

    “Vote UKIP and vote often!”

    Get yourself a few hundred postal votes

  14. 14
    Mr Woy says:

    Zac for P.M

  15. 15
    The People's Army says:

    All of the ones in marginal constituencies – which come 2015 will be exposed to be the whole lot of them.

  16. 16
    It's up to you, Newark, Newark says:

    I hope the Tories of Newark do the right thing and vote UKIP. We need another earthquake. Tonight tonight tonight, we’re gonna make it right.

  17. 17
    The People's Army says:

    No surprise though is it, you already know what Clegg thinks about letting people have a say in decisions.

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    “it is MPs on the Standards Committee and not local voters who will decide whether shamed MPs should be booted out”
    As politicians have already sequestered the democratic right of the people to directly mandate actual policies. It’s merely par for the course.

  19. 19
    The People's Army says:

    Is this what they meant by they were listening after the Euro election results?

  20. 20
    Bishop, David Laurence - Bus-Pass Elvis Party says:

    I am crying hahahahahahahahahahaha so funny

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    Shitty shit shit says:

    Me thinks Zac is being too kind!

  23. 23
    Fuck Labour and the union funded horse it troughed in on says:

    Eddie Miliwank made a self-deprecating joke yesterday about eating a bacon buttie. Ah, bless. His advisers told him he should just make a joke about it. Good little doggie.

  24. 24
    UKIP Forever says:

    If they won’t give us one, then just “recall” all of ‘em by voteing UKIP.

  25. 25
    Professor C.O.Jones says:

    That is one way of doing it. Please accept this Lateral Thinking Award for further advancing democracy – on behalf of a grateful people.

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    Total Recall says:

    Now, this is the plan. Get your ass to Mars.

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    No doubt May will blame Gove says:

    HARLOW, ESSEX A Muslim doctor took off his shoes and socks and washed his bare feet in a consultation room basin while a stunned patient looked on, a tribunal has heard. The man was ordered to ‘shut up’ when he asked Dr Fazal Haque what he was doing at The Princess Alexandra Hospital in Harlow, Essex. Staff nurse Malgorzata Campbell found the ‘anxious’ man curled up in a blanket staring at the ceiling when she came to take swabs – then spotted Haque still cleaning his feet in the corner of the room. Haque was later caught with the shift manager’s written record of the event he said he did not want it to go any further and that he had been rushing to wash before sunrise. – See more at: http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/newsgallery/?public_id=37119#sthash.QmxAcmN8.dpuf

  29. 29
    Total Recall says:

    Baby, you make me wish I had three hands.

  30. 30
    Professor C.O.Jones says:

    Sorry, forgot to add.

    Vote UKIP.

  31. 31
    Total Recall says:

    You ever fuck a mutant?

  32. 32
    Socialism is theft says:

    Voting UKIP is the only recall mechanism that these Liblabcon bounders will not be able to dodge – except by postal voting scams.

  33. 33
    Total Recall says:

    You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here, Clegg.

  34. 34
    Britain in 2017 says:

  35. 35

    G7 leaders meet without the man who controls most of the gas supplies to Western Europe.
    How worried is Putin?

  36. 36
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    Just so no one forgets what the LibDems stand for

    1. Jeremy Thorpe – Pillow biting
    2. Cyril Smith – Little Boys
    3. Steele recommended Smith for his Knighthood and thinks its ok for Cyril to turn up at Children’s home and beat boys on the bare bottom. It was not (in the 60s) and has never been acceptable behaviour.
    4. Steele and Williams now think Reynard should be re-admitted to the party
    5. Paddy Pants Down
    6. Charles Kennedy – drunk
    7. Mark Oaten – Don’t go there
    8. Lembit Opik – Little Girls
    9. Chris Huhne – Congenital liar and sexual pervert
    10. David Laws – Liar and thief
    11. Lord Reynard – Sexual pervert
    12. Mike Hancock – Sexual pervert
    13. Nick Clegg – Congenital liar, he claimed he hadn’t been told about Smith, Hancock and Reynard
    14. Jo Swinson : The new definition for hypocrisy for all her (lack of) support for the LibDem women during the Reynard affair
    15. Simon Hughes lied about his sexuality in his initial election campaign to defeat Tatchell plus the odd brow envelope
    16. Kingston Councillor Derek Osbourne jailed for 2 year for Child Porn offences
    17. Vince Cable – The new definition for political loyalty
    18. Tim Farron – the LibDems’ Brutus about as trustworthy as a PPI salesman
    19. The LibDems took £2.4 million of stolen money from Michael Brown
    20. Jenny Tongue the anti –Semite
    21. Finally the icing on the cake are the intellectual heavyweights of Lynn Featherstone and Sarah Teather

  37. 37
    Vince Hawser says:

    Recall? I can’t recall a thing.

  38. 38

    Any doctor who believes in superstitious nonsense of whatever variety should be immediately struck off .

  39. 39
    A step too far, as usual says:

    Zachary Goldsmith could, of course, resign from the Conservative Party such is his outrage.

  40. 40
    Total Recall says:

    Consider that a divorce!

  41. 41

    Mark Oaten, ‘don’t go there’ why ever not , he paid rent boys to defacate on him!!!

  42. 42
    The bumsex and indigenous population replacement tripartite says:

    You mean we can wreak havoc for 5 years and suffer no repercussions in that time.

  43. 43
    Total Recall says:

    I don’t blame you, man. I wouldn’t want a guy like Clegg porkin’ my old lady.

  44. 44
    Rabbi Green says:

    Look, we make up these rules for a purpose, you know. It isn’t just about ensuring a steady income for the rabbonim.

  45. 45
    rick says:

    “For he to-day that votes UKIP with me
    Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
    This day shall gentle his condition;….”

  46. 46
    sixupman says:

    Clegg on LBC this a.m. taxed by first caller on the ‘feather-bedded’ M.P.s pensions, which gave him a dose of the verbal sh-ts, about everything except the pensions of M.P.s

  47. 47
    Balls Ed says:

    Too little, too late. You have to do it straight away, not after your spads have spent a week trying to think of damage limitation.

  48. 48
    Bosun Higgs says:

    That’s all the global warming cultists out for a start.

    “When people stop believing in God, they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything.”

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    A true system of recall would change Parliament like nothing else could , that is the only reason the troughers fear it so much.
    Goldsmith should immediately resign the tory whip and even resign his seat ;the last thing ‘call me Dave ‘ wants now is another by election.

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    LibLabCon...The Smearing Party says:

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    UK jury says:

    Why do they have to be 24/7 with this stuff.

    It appears that this ideology makes the followers unsuitable for employment. Strewth.

    Put it in perspective or get out.

  52. 52
    Sue Denim says:

    A “common” purpose.

  53. 53
    Disgruntled Tory says:

    I probably believe Clegg on this one – can’t have alcoholic backbench Tories being held responsible for anything.

  54. 54
    What are they frit of? says:

    So how come the good guys, Hannan, Carswell, Redwood, Field, Hoey, Goldsmith et al still stay with the LibLabCon?

  55. 55
    Jack "diversity grinder" Straw says:

    Grinding away.

  56. 56
    Tories & Lib Dems says:

    Consider this a divorce!

  57. 57

    They should believe in science and rationality, the eco lunatics are just another semi religious cult .

  58. 58
    Quaid says:

    Scrooo you, Richter!

  59. 59

    Their precious careers come first !

  60. 60
    UK jury says:

    Any waverers should now be in no doubt. The machine is in full flow. They are worried, no release of pressure without a complete rout of the status quo. Mass immigration and cultural practices need a big clamp.

    Of course they could have spun the story as.. Party leader assists disabled woman. One suspects the clever fox laid a trap for the MSM here.

  61. 61
    God says:

    Given that I am omniscient, why do these twats have to tell me ‘god is great’ every second sentence?

    If I exist, I fucking know that, so it’s pointless.
    If I don’t exist, it’s doubly fucking pointless.

  62. 62
    Whiffler says:

    The trouble is that there are so many of the “terminally deluded” out there. Clegg’s frequent ploy is to name the person, tell them what they’re asking (not what they’re asking at all), then come up with the line he wanted to say all along.

    e.g. “hello Mister Clegg, what is your position on dangerous dogs?”. “Well Andrew, like many people – myself included – who believe squirrels are quite fluffy, the only way this country will show itself in a positive light is for the EU to … etc etc

    Should he be in anything like a one-on-one debate he’s liable to get slaughtered. Remember the EU den=bates with Nige ?

  63. 63
    His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Alhaji Dr. Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, CBE says:

    Vote UKIP or we trow you to de crocodiles.

  64. 64
    UK jury says:

    Change from within assisted by UKIP or a revolution, which would work in the UK do you think?

  65. 65
    Mighty Oke says:

    Second homes don’t grow on trees you know. (Unless they are timber framed, I suppose).

  66. 66
    Maquire is shitting bricks says:

  67. 67
    Clogg says:

    Who was Cyril Smith?

  68. 68
    Tory fudge packer says:

    Recall Fudge

    what you’re left with when you pull out?

  69. 69
    Milibland says:

    We love the LimpDums.
    We’ll happily go into a Coalition with them
    after the next election.

  70. 70
    Steve Miliband says:

    Sooner we are rid of the Lib Dems the better – they have really screwed up the last 4 years

  71. 71
    Major Cockstand says:

    Now the Libdums are cosying up to Labour……getting ready for a 2015 coalition that’s all we fucking need . We don’t want the Libdums anywhere near Westminster after the election ….plotting , coniving cnuts.

  72. 72
    Lord Oakshit says:

    Never mind ‘Recall’, I thought Viperous Vince and I had got rid of Calamity Clegg through Rückstoß ?

  73. 73
    BBC News and EU Propaganda Unit says:

    There’s nothing newsworthy happening in Newark today,

  74. 74
    UK jury says:

    Laugh at a pathetic specimen from the good old union days like you, Toilets, more likely?

    Get your facts right.

    The Fox set you a trap and look who fell in.

  75. 75
    Pub Landlord says:

    It’s good to know that Scameron is propping up Nick Wreck just so he can keep this atrocious left-wing Coalition together!

  76. 76
    Get Farage says:

  77. 77
    A Tramp says:

    Thanks for the advice but i think i’m just gonna wipe my arse with it.

  78. 78
    Vote Tory...If you want uncontrolled Immigaration says:

  79. 79
    Anonymous says:

    Frau Sauer holding court. Keep your friends close and your etc, etc.

  80. 80
    BBC News and EU Propaganda Unit says:

    Ed’s a comedy genius.
    If he wasn’t the greatest political brain this country
    has ever known he could easily have a sell-out show
    at Edinburgh.

  81. 81
    Anonymous says:

    What’s the difference between “Company Secretary” and “secretary”

  82. 82
    Come on the UKIP says:

    LOL. says it all.

    What a silly woman she is.

  83. 83
    fight the fascists says:

    Hands up all those who voted for van Rompuy or Barosso..

  84. 84
    Anna Soufle says:

    As I said to the good people of Broxbourne, …” There are no immigrants here so…”

    Fuck the rest of the country. Who cares about them.

  85. 85
    The Labour Party and it's supporters says:

    A Muslim should be allowed to practise his
    faith at all times and anyone objecting is a

  86. 86
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Screwed up a few 4 year olds as well by all accounts.

  87. 87
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Clegg looks a beaten man. He should pack it in, it’s not worth damaging his health.

  88. 88
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Maguire must be the most miserable person in media.

  89. 89
    Rotherhampoofta says:

    maguires a wanker!

  90. 90
    Yvetted says:

    That would be the custard pie stocks.

  91. 91
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    It is possible to rearrange some of the headline to

    Just saying

  92. 92
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Yet again you advise voting UKIP. But UKIP does not have a manifesto. So what are we to vote for?

  93. 93
    FreePress ? says:

    Now is the time for Hacked Off to recruit new members, who have hitherto been their enemies.

  94. 94
    Wuss says:

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    don't forget says:

    It’s all about control.

    Controlling every aspect of their lives from what they
    wear,eat,who they marry and associate with.Denial of
    education and free thought and requiring them to stop
    whatever they’re doing to be brainwashed repeatedly
    throughout the day.

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    JH32624524523432 says:

    If you do exist, you must really, really hate the Mussies’ guts irrespective of which flavour of Islám they are.

    They always seem to exist in a pocket of poverty, backwardness and squalor. You’d think that an all powerful omniscient being would chuck them a bone in exchange for all that attention and fuss.

    If they didn’t have oil they would be even poorer and more backward than Africa.

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    Isn't this what Caeser said? says:

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    Stupid comment watchdog says:


  99. 99
    Compare the smearcats says:

    “junket” the term the tory black ops use for “jolly” as used by us plebs.

  100. 100
    Sh!tshoveller says:

    You omitted to mention about Thorpe, Scott and Rinky the dog.

  101. 101
    Millibland says:

    What’s a pint?

  102. 102
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    Off topic
    Nigel Farage has been caught molesting a disabled woman in Malta
    Farage leader of the sinister UKIP cult was seen desperately helping her across the road in an attempt to have her run over by one of his minions in a panzer
    Just how long can we tolerate such evil in our midst?

  103. 103
    from over the channel says:

    Coalitions! that’s how we have done it on the continent for years, get used to it little englanders.

    you should buckle down and become part of the great eu.

    DOn’t vote UKIP

  104. 104
    Anonymous says:

    Recall Theresa May for supervising the Police and Crime Commissioner fiasco. What a diabolical waste of public money.

  105. 105
    Mr Woy says:

    Not after a curry, surely?

  106. 106
    inside out says:

    Don’t worry Zac after the next General Election we will not have to worry about any LibDims,they will all be toast.

  107. 107
    The Peoples Army says:

    We want him in good health ready for his torture and execution.

  108. 108
    m'Lud MandleSlime of Heated Pools and Boyz says:

    Fudge? mmmmmmmmmm – just LUURRVVE fudge!

  109. 109

    They voted for each other !!

  110. 110
    Anusol says:

    A finger of fudge is just enough for a LibDem!

  111. 111
    All in it together says:

    Even Andrew Sparrow’s blog in today’s Guardian can only fing one Newark Poster photo to print – A Conservative one would you believe

  112. 112
    Roger Helmer says:

    Meriam Ibrahim, a Christian condemned to death in Sudan for “apostasy,” will soon suffer 100 lashes. Her husband is American. Her infants imprisoned with her, too. Why is Owen Jones silent?

  113. 113
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    He was after her crutch

  114. 114
    non taxable pikey says:

    Clegg is not fit enough to lick the crap off of this man’s boots.


  115. 115
    Max says:

    When they’ve lost the argument the defeated can only resort to smears.

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    Anusol says:

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    A voter says:

    A poll on Guido last week mentioned that his site is the most visited by MP’s.
    So, they realise what total shits they are thought to be then?

  118. 118
    Fuck Labour and the union funded horse it troughed in on says:

    Because Owen is a useful idiot and a worthless c-unt.

  119. 119
    Mycroft says:

    So on a wet evening he steadies a woman who is temporarily debilitated by holding her hand!

    Been there myself, it happens.

    More of an old-school Gent than anything else, for gawds sake!

    It is hard not to reach the conclusion that strings and being pulled, favours are being encashed and lies are being promulgated purposefully.

    This article is now across the ‘net as being ‘proof positive’ that they powers that be are running scared.

    Newpapers are made from pulp, they produce ‘Pulp Fiction’… articles and headlines like this is signing themselves into oblivion.

    The press just signed off on losing more readers and more importantly buyers.

    Darwin awards all ’round.

    Vote UKIP, it seems impossible to argue against it.

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    Ocho_Rios_Madrugada says:

    I’ve got a real thing for women on crutches. not so sure if the object of my desire is the women themselves – or their crutches.

  121. 121
    UKIP says:

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    I was once like Owen Jones but I'm alright now says:

    The lunatic known as Owen Jones is too busy retweeting nonsense like this.

    He is in dire need of a good slapping.

    “Proportion of middle income households buying home with mortgage
    1996 60%
    2003 55%
    2011 42%”

  123. 123
    Cillet Bang says:

    The LibLabCon scum really are getting desperate.

  124. 124
    Socialism is theft says:

    The Liblabcons have no manifesto for the next election either.

  125. 125
    Min Djerownbizniz says:

    What has it got to do with an Indian living in Belgium?

  126. 126
    Cillet Bang says:

    Crotches Shirly?

  127. 127

    Is there be a spy swap being negotiated – Vanunu for Pollard ?



    Vote UKIP :-D

  128. 128
    Anonymous says:

    The gurning queen is great value-for UKIP!

  129. 129
    Carry on up the limpdums says:

    Infamy, infamy!

    They’ve all got in for me.

  130. 130
    inside out says:

    When the good people of Sheffield vote next year,that will be the coup de gras.

  131. 131
    Junkers Ju 87 says:

    Half a litre.

  132. 132
    Nigel Farage says:

    “Nobody has done more to help my political career than Nick Clegg. I’m extremely grateful to him.


  133. 133
    Nicked Legg says:

    A pint of your best cheese, landlord – and a half of butter for my friend Mr Cable.
    He needs it for the boyz.

  134. 134
    Nigel Farage says:

    “Nobody has done more to help my political career than Nick Clegg. I’m extremely grateful to him.

    “I said to Nick, the problem is you don’t think we are good enough, do not think we have the ability to chart our own course in the world.

    “If you corral people against their will in to a new state with a new passport, with a new police force, and ultimately a new army you are in danger of doing what we did in 1920 creating Yugoslavia.


  135. 135
    Dickhead thinks he's being clever and gets his arse handed to him says:

  136. 136
    Mark Oaten Lib Dem says:

    A finger of fudge is never enough.

  137. 137
    The People's Army says:

    I imagine Putin told them to get that Bulgarian gas pipeline back on track or the gas goes off before December.

  138. 138
    FFS says:

    And you believe a group of people renowned for being lying back stabbers.

  139. 139
    Zac's Press Office says:

    ha ha – very good.

  140. 140
    The Tit in No. 10 (he of PR fame) says:

    My brand reaches places that other brands cannot reach.

  141. 141
    11 months to go says:

    *None* of the parties have a manifesto for the general election yet.

  142. 142
    Mycroft says:

    The vacuous and talentless Soubry looks like someone just stole her majority.

    She’s a dead-duck at the GE.

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    See right through you... says:

    I love it how Clegg slips in all those media training PR phrases into his replies on his LBC phone-in. You can almost hear him remember something he prepared earlier, before he slips it in.

    I’m an idealogical politican… and a practical man… I’m a reforming campaigning politician…

  144. 144
    Scotch Independence News says:

    Scottish hairdressers swap a Glasgow kiss in the city where it was invented: The moment crimper ‘headbutted’ guest at beauty awards after she was mooned at by another woman

  145. 145
    The People's Army says:

    So Farage is normal person having a few beers and helping disabled lady.

  146. 146
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    Toilets Maguire the film that he would rather you didnt see

  147. 147
    Pete says:

    Did you hear the caller who slammed the pub PR photoshoot with Clegg/Cable.

    Absolutley great!

  148. 148
    Owen Jones says:

    Sgt Bowe Bergdahl has my total support and the residents of Archway Road will turn out in their thousands to welcome him,should he ever wish to pay a visit.

  149. 149
    Anonymous says:


  150. 150
    Vince Cable says:

    Praise The Lord the Shard is burning .

  151. 151
    Rinka says:


  152. 152
    Mandelscum says:

    Fancy chomping on my secondhand mars bar?.

  153. 153
    The most amusing claim ever ? says:

    Is there a by-election to-day then ?

  154. 154
    Mr Pedant says:

    It was Rinka, not Rinky. Ask Monroe (now Lord) Palmer for the details.

  155. 155
    FGM, your visa to the UK says:

  156. 156
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    farage spotted with oily rag and matches

  157. 157
    Fred the pensioner says:

    So, is Rumpy one of them?

  158. 158
    Anonymous says:

  159. 159
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Yes, why not. He can certainly afford to do without the 110k a year it pays.

  160. 160
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    Surprised that she hasnt had them mutilated on the NHS

    Just how did his woman get into the country?
    I thought that slaves were normally caught when attempting to escape at a port

  161. 161
    ALta Vista says:

    Yes there is, but we’re not allowed to talk about it.

  162. 162
    Shitty Shitty Bang Bang says:

  163. 163
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    Note how he chose gay pride beer
    Vince went for bitter lemon with a twist of extra lemon plus a handful of pickled walnuts

  164. 164

    You asked the same question yesterday and I will give you the same answer today:



    Precisely what you will not find in the LIBLabCon manifesto.



    Here: I’ll spell out what the LibLabCon will not offer:
    A prompt referendum as to whether to leave the EU or not. Labour will not even discuss it. LibDems neither. Tories will just kick it eternally into the long grass.

    What is so difficult about that to understand? We may not agree in political thought but I certainly do not regard you as thick. So where is your problem?

  165. 165
    Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the Motormouth of all? says:

    .. and the loudest; and the one who constantly spouts 1970s style tripe. He fits perfectly on the Sky sofa – and that daft woman who tries to control him really should stay at home with her kids.

  166. 166
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    May I remind the tories that less is more.

  167. 167
    fedz says:

    And “Bunny”

  168. 168
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Thai junta offers free haircuts to the masses as part of charm offensive http://dailym.ai/1owP5IF

    Hear ! Hear !

  169. 169
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    its the only way any of those ugly Hunts can get a fuck

    fat pasty faced young men snogging pimply drunken slags whose father works at a building society whilst mother deiedre runs a shabby hair dressers

  170. 170
    UK jury says:

    Bye, don’t come back…..ever.

  171. 171
    Revelling in the joys of bumsex says:

    So,Nigel isn’t one of us then?

    ‘I didn’t go to bed with her!’ Ukip leader Nigel Farage calls photos of him holding hands with woman ‘abhorrent mischief making’
    Pictures of Ukip leader with Ande Soteri entering Valletta hotel at 3.42am
    Mr Farage says she is disabled and he was supporting her as she walked
    Daily Mirror printed pictures under the headline: ‘Did Ukip alone Nigel?’
    Mr Farage said: ‘I’ve never heard anything so ridiculous in whole of my life’

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2649305/I-didnt-bed-Ukip-leader-Nigel-Farage-calls-photos-holding-hands-disabled-woman-abhorrent-mischief-making.html#ixzz33lGfVAql
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  172. 172
    Tachybaptus says:

    ‘Bunnies’, not ‘Bunny’, ‘… can and will go to France.’ Never understood that, but it sticks in the memory.

  173. 173
    Mandie says:

    All welcome?

  174. 174
    The bumsex and indigenous population replacement party says:

    Yes our postal vote held up and we have retained the seat.

  175. 175
    Dick the Butcher says:

    “Engines of integration”.
    I am speechless.

  176. 176
    Tachybaptus says:

    Free haircuts from the Thai junta. Compulsory Kim Wrong Un-style haircuts from the North Korean junta. It’s just a matter of degree. Wonder when it will start here.

  177. 177
    Diane Abbott says:

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    Fishy says:


    That’s something that the Lib Dems do…and what goes on in the BBC.

  179. 179
    6 good men died searching for the c-unt says:

    He’s a deserter and a traitor.

  180. 180
    I wonder if she takes it up the jacksy? says:

  181. 181
    Zacman and Hannan says:

    Zac is looking more and more like a future Tory leader.

    Put Zac Goldsmith and Dan Hannan in charge, and you’ve got yourself a proper Tory party, and one that can savage and throw Labour and the rest around like a ragdoll.

  182. 182

    Every voter accosted in the street by them, or answering his front door to see one of those nerds standing on the threshold will immediately decide to vote UKIP.

  183. 183
    Raspberry Sooberry says:

    Hell hath no fury like a dumb blonde twitCon mocked – or may be she just told Nige a joke which she does not herself understand:::::

    A blonde gets a job as a teacher.

    She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun.

    She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

    ‘You ok?’ she says.

    ‘Yes.’ he says.

    ‘You can go and play with the other kids you know’ she says.

    ‘It’s best I stay here’ he says.

    ‘Why?’ says the blonde.

    The boy says: “Because I’m the goal keeper”.

    Go Nige, she has a very small majority and with a bit of luck may be looking for new career next June.

  184. 184
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Cat you have lost it. In fact I doubt you are Cat.

  185. 185
    UK jury says:

    Great. Smartass takes one pp all the lippy jerks.

  186. 186

    If he is in training for his new job it will be infinitely more useful than the one he’s doing at present.

  187. 187
    Nigel Farage says:

    I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

  188. 188
    ACPOooo says:

    Yes – and her only hope of repentance is the immediate disbanding and banning of the Association of Criminal/Corrupt Police Officers.

  189. 189
    ACPOooo says:

    * redemption, not repentance

  190. 190

    Why should lefty politicians care what muslims do to their own children, they certainly didn’t give a dam what they were doing to ours in Rochdale, Rotherham ,Oxford ,Peterborough and Blackpool.

  191. 191
    Anonymous says:

    I bet Lusitania Burger reads it..funny how those 2 threads disappeared…

  192. 192
    Rickytshirt says:

    It’s only a matter of time before Ed Miliband copies this idea. He is that desperate.

  193. 193
    Mr Woy says:

    Do welsh people count?

  194. 194
    Common Man says:

    Belly full of ale, nice curry, roll in at 3am fragrant dirty bint on your arm….politics we understand…VOTE UKIP NEWARK…

  195. 195

    I have engaged with you and even stated what you ought to have been able to deduce for yourself. I cannot make it any easier than that.

    In response, you have no substantive argument to offer. Just ad hominem of a very milky complexion.

    Happy to let other readers here be the judge of which of us has lost it.

    Vote UKIP! :-D

  196. 196
    Arfer Pint says:

    Are the barmen at the Berlaymont building well paid ?

  197. 197
    abandon all hope says:

    Policies please…

    I would love to take UKIP seriously, but until they propose doing something serious that will get voters’ attention that put more money in people’s pockets and less administration of our money and opinions by the state like:
    + free Childcare,
    + a freeze on immigration, whilst we check the status of everyone who’s here and an audit for whether the country can afford the infrastructure
    + get rid of buy-to-let mortgages to stop landlords building up little empires that they fill with immigrants and students, pushing the price up for families – there’s not a shortage of housing… it’s 3 and 4 bed houses full of students and immigrants, because they give a bigger rental yield and complain less
    + fix the pension system so that there’s more free and cheap financial advice and less dumping onto the landlord market
    + an actual cut in rail fares and bus fare for people to get to work
    + an end to the Licence Fee
    + an end to inheritance tax
    + a real reduction of duty and an end to the trougher’s bar at westminster
    + an actual real income tax cut
    + an end to the balkanisation and onward expansion of benefits
    + some actual privatisation of healthcare that makes it cheaper and more efficient
    + an end to all the “Hate/Thought crime” laws that see people put in prison at great expense merely for hurting someone’s feelings
    + compulsory voting with fewer, fairer constituencies, and real recall, a minimum age for MPs of 40 and retirement age of 70, and a requirement to have lived in the constituency for at least 10 years to get rid of career politicians – and only allow two term MPs to keep the house fresh and well ventilated
    + the list is long… if UKIP can present something that puts a real dent into the problems affecting real people’s lives, then they’ve got a chance …these sort of policies are what the LibLabCon should be doing… but where’s the personal liberty from the LibDems? where’s the worker support from Labour? where’s the patriotism from the Tories? …these parties are dead shells, used for personal enrichment and vanity by these political worms …an earthquake at the the general election is there for the taking if a real opposition for real people gets it’s shit together.

    Can the vested interests of the left ever be overthrown?

  198. 198
    Arfer Pint says:

    Looks like the Mail editor – that cynical little short-arsed fellow – has been sitting too close to Motormouth on that famous sofa.

  199. 199
    abandon all hope says:

    Yeah – and an end to postal voting too… it’s a fucking disgrace.

  200. 200

    One is an officer of a joint-stock company, normally regulated by the various Companies Acts from time to time current but which can be formed by other divers means.

    The other is a job specification.

  201. 201
    abandon all hope says:

    these laws can only stand for as long as the non-zombified sections of society permit them – as long as they feel they’ve got something to lose by revolting, they won’t revolt; but that can change, if things suddenly get worse. England has a long history of rioting.

  202. 202
    abandon all hope says:

    the EU is a fucking disgrace.

    Britain should be in NAFTA or EFTA… or both… who the fuck are these corrupt (in)contintentals to tell us how to run a country?! cheeky cµnts.

  203. 203
    abandon all hope says:

    Straight out of Das Kåpital, Mein Kåmpf, Brave New World, and any number of Victorian left-wing sociopathy manuals.

  204. 204
    inside out says:

    That one statement “engines of integration”,just proves how out of touch these career politicians like Clegg are.

  205. 205
    abandon all hope says:

    yeah but, remember that science itself is a circulus in probando – you have to use the scientific method in order to prove the scientific method(i.e.: begging the question).

    Hence, belief in science is an act if faith – all we have, really, is probability and prejudice, and without them, we have nothing: there are no facts; there are no rights; all these things are constructs to make us feel better.

    the intellectual pygmies of the left cannot grasp this, and have an entrained Pavlovian response to concepts like prejudice, and no grasp of epistemology at all; and no moral system beyond selfish baby boomer individualism.

  206. 206
    abandon all hope says:

    If you don’t exist – why are you talking to us?

  207. 207
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    ~How about leave Europe?
    ~Reduce government – less tax
    ~Reduce quangoes & NGOS – less tax
    ~Repeal the appalling climate change act – less bills

    You mean that sort of stuff?

  208. 208
    Luddite says:

    …Ah..science, Atom bomb, Hydrogen bomb,Drone technology,Chemical weapons, Frankenstein food, Hadron (waste of money) collider,Thalidomide, Noxious gases,and on…but I suppose there have been good bits!

  209. 209
    abandon all hope says:

    religion is simply a stage of human evolution used to consolidate an ethnic group into a coherent unit, and establish the beginnings of an administrative bureaucracy – in preliterate societies, information useful for survival of the group is encoded into the sacred texts – “don’t eat pork” is simply because their ancestors had passed on the experience of people tending to fall ill and die from the parasites more prevalent in pork than in other meats.
    You can filter through all these texts and find what is essentially a Ray Mears survival manual but dressed up in lots of frilly fairy story nonsense, and of course based on a very fearful and superstitious understanding of the world and humans’ powerlessness within it.

    the problem now is that, industrialised societies have been through the process of shedding these pre-industrial thought-systems as part of the social and economic and political restructuring that is a byproduct of the industrial revolution… but most of the developing world has just had the stuff of the developed world dropped onto it without having to go through the process of change required to get there… as was once said:

    “America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.”

    This is very analogous with what the developing world has gone through – you have these essentially mediaeval societies in the arab world that have had wealth land on them from nowhere, with no process of economic, social, and political change that happened in the UK over 250 years from the 1700s to now.

    Essentailly, its like spoiling a child – giving them the treats without having to earn them.

  210. 210
    abandon all hope says:

    one step close to the dream of a Swiss cantonal confederacy – power to the people!

  211. 211
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    For the dribblydums to participate in a coalition they must have some MPs….

  212. 212
    abandon all hope says:

    don’t hear them smearing the Chinese government or fellow western-conspirator internet companies much over the 天安門广场屠杀… no …much important to smear UKIP politicians over trivia that most people don’t give a shit about.

  213. 213
    Anonymous says:

    It’s a religion, not a race.

  214. 214
    abandon all hope says:

    I wouldn’t be surprised if they genuinely believe that they can gradually recruit more people to their ways and take over the Tory party… can Zac organise some money to help with that?

  215. 215
    abandon all hope says:

    the crocodiles are already running the country

  216. 216
    abandon all hope says:

    and the opposing crocodiles are shedding tears for the workers

  217. 217
    abandon all hope says:

    Unfortunately, they may still end up with more than 10 MPs, but Ed Loser’s Loser party teaming up with the Losing LibDems… yeah-hah… the LibDems will have no mandate to govern even in a coalition… if they are the government that’s been voted out!

  218. 218
    Heir-peace says:

    Come, come now.

  219. 219
    abandon all hope says:

    what a shi†stirring tµrd this “premsiv” is …what fucking business is it of anyone’s who any of us associate with in our time off? It’s got nothing to do with his day job.
    Seriously, fuck off, you little worm…

  220. 220
    abandon all hope says:

    “Clegg” is yorkshire slang for horsefly – why people in Sheffield voted for that, no idea!

  221. 221
    Heir-peace says:

    Since most MP’s are ‘bed-wetters’ I can’t think of a better bunch of people deciding who should (and shouldn’t) be recalled. I think we may find that many more MP’s will be headed west than would’ve been the case had it been left to electorate. Clegg is a backless bastard: of that there is no question, but occasionally even morons get things right.

  222. 222
    abandon all hope says:

    That fucking dickhead with the badge had no right to taser him like that… he wasn’t being attacked at all.

    He said “step back”, and then without waiting, 1 second later, just fires the taser.

    That’s more than assault, and he should be sacked for that.

    Bad attitude, and unprofessional. Fucking idiot shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a badge.

    Fine the camera guy was being a tit, but he was not a threat, and not in the process of attacking anyone at the point the idiot pulled and fired the taser without waiting.

  223. 223
    abandon all hope says:

    what’s the mujahaddin equivalent of a wigger?

  224. 224
    abandon all hope says:

    the Newark result hasn’t been declared yet.

  225. 225
    Mycroft says:

    For three days now the Cameron mini-me has been protected from any scrutiny by the press, he has been vocally absent ‘Going to Ground’ in open sight is new way to hide a candidate that has no real interest in a Community.

    That alone should mean disgrace at the polls, UKIP are playing on his ‘absence’ locally and so they should.

    Nigel is there this afternoon, hopefully a huge whistle-stop tour at the peak 4pm to 7pm voting segment.

    Great timing I think.

  226. 226
    abandon all hope says:

    Nige should do a sex tape with Paris.

    Dave can do a bumsex tape with Boris.

  227. 227
    abandon all hope says:

    that’s not a euphemism either.

  228. 228
    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    Just proves what we all know- that politicians are sniveling shits who should be put against a wall and machine gunned. They are all so dense they then wonder why no one respects them. You really could not make it up if you tried.

  229. 229
    Chancer.. says:

    Then you should have shes pretty fit…

  230. 230
    Anonymous says:

    I’m not sure about Hannan…

  231. 231
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Now that’s more like the Cat I know, however Cat you must learn not to bite so easily.
    I still need to know what UKIP’s manifesto is going into the Newark and 2015 elections. I see no detail only smoke and mirrors.

  232. 232
    The bumsex and indigenous population replacement party says:

    We didn’t say it had been declared

  233. 233
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Don’t tell me Clegg see himself as an “engine of integration” mechanic. Could he tell us how often the oil needs to be changed?

  234. 234
    Old Grumpy says:

    Sometimes you do not think problems through, Guido!…….. and this is one of those times.

    The major problem with legislation on this problem lies in equable legislation, leading to even-handed enforceability. We all KNOW the issue of scally MPs needs addressing, but how to do that in a way, which upholds democracy?

    The 10% vote?…….. Well we all know what happens with that system!…….. and democratic IT IS NOT! (and it wouldn’t work in NI anyway….. it might cause new uprisings….)

    So do we go for a higher level of local protest?……… like 30%?………. Well we don’t even get that sort of turnout for local elections!…… so the scally would have more than a chance of getting away scot-free!

    So do we leave it to a Parliamentary vote?……. which might work…… unless the government majority happens to be wafer thin…….. and then all sorts of issues crop up. Do you allow a free vote, or have a three line whip?… Imagine the screams for “natural justice” in such a case!

    Give it to the Lords?……. OH NO!

    So you are left with the arse end of options: Da Committee!….. which is rather like inviting in the Saudi “Commission”!

  235. 235
    Cupid says:

    They kissed and made up on Feb 14th.

  236. 236
    ed milliband peoples representitive of somewhere up north i have to visit every now and again says:

    posh bit of sheffield,bordering on the peak district prime tree hugging territory,mp for rotherham went to jail(labour of course)dennis mcshane i think

  237. 237
    Bob cuntface crow says:

    If they are reading you can all go fuck yourselves ,with the exception of a few ,Davies ,field etc ,no one would care if you all died tomorrow.{esp you Abbott]

  238. 238
    Anonymous says:

    And yet, life expectancy and quality of life continues to increase in civilised countries where science is put before religion.

  239. 239
    Anonymous says:

    They still don’t get it. The “racist” thing doesn’t work any more. It’s played out, finished, dead. We will have this debate, they will not be allowed to shut it down.

  240. 240
    Graham says:

    You’ve got to be kidding! Zac Goldsmith is one of these green loonies who would waste public money and damage our competitiveness through anti global warming measures.

  241. 241

    You say you are a practical man Nick .

    Let s see … have you ever managed to seal an envelope using your own hands and tongue ?

  242. 242
    Spartacus says:

    At the risk of ‘feeding the troll’,what is not to understand?

    UK Independance Party want out of you-rope – and then will likely dissolve.
    All the others want to give up what little Sovereignty that is left to what was once called Great Britain.

    So what’s with the manifesto carry on? b-liar had a manifesto pledge not to introduce fees for universities and similar. Six weeks later it was passed by a ‘we love Tone’ government.

    And a Judge said manifestos were worthless and had no binding requirements. So . . . ?

  243. 243
    Spartacus says:

    who is the guy with glasses and a cheap bankers suit? and the frog to his left?

  244. 244
    Spartacus says:

    been feeding it blondes

  245. 245
    El Cleggo says:

    Other than all this they are total shits.

  246. 246
    Anonymous says:

    He’s as wet as they come and a fuking useless green twunt.

    About as effective as Chukka the chocӣ$% fireguard and almost as vain.

  247. 247
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Are you his Mum? Zac is a spack and a useless ecoloon.

  248. 248
    Woden says:

    It’s one of those mysterious way things.

  249. 249
    Handycock whipping it out says:

    Thank f*ck for that. Boaz.

  250. 250
    Mycroft says:

    So… if I read this right… what we have here is a Dead Duck being savaged by a gauche Fox cub.

    The Dead Duck is helpless and easy prey, the gauche Fox cub is clumsy and guileless.


    This is a knotty one… who is the bigger w’nker you might ask… I’m going for a draw they are both equally f’cking hopeless and they are both doing themselves more harm than good.

    Yeah… that about sums it up.

  251. 251
    Mycroft says:

    Keep at it MPs…

    This Parliament has rapidly become the “Petulant Tournament of the Handbags” along with accompanying girly-giggling sound track.

    It’s like girls lav at a seedy nightclub, a room full of sluts.

  252. 252
    sncc1 says:

    Cyril Smith was a member of the LABOUR PARTY at the time of the alleged incidents!

  253. 253
    Anonymous says:

    While it’s unacceptable to have these unelected characters making laws for us, what I really object to is the involvement of those like the Kinnocks and particularly Mandelson who we specifically voted OUT of UK politics.

    It took something like three attempts before Blair had to accept that Mandelson was not acceptable in government, what will it take to get him out of EU politics? Voting UKIP is probably a good start along that road.

  254. 254
    Anonymous says:

    Journalists taking this line are only showing themselves up as throwbacks who can only see women as sex objects. The sort of knuckle draggers who want to fight other men for talking to their wives.

  255. 255
    Valeria Victrix says:

    Clean feet, though

  256. 256
    Valeria Victrix says:

    They are going to look stupid if they have lost.

    And even if they win, talk about desperate. They won’t be able to do this everywhere in 2015.

  257. 257
    Anonymous says:

    Cyril Smith did not know whether he was coming or going!!

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