June 4th, 2014

WATCH: Dennis Skinner’s Black Rod Gag 2014


  1. 1
    Twampersand mk II says:

    Someone should smash him in the face with the mace.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. 2
    Bill Quango MP says:

    He ran out of jokes in 1974.

    Liked by 1 person

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  4. 5
    Dennis Skinner says:

    I says what I think and I think what I says I say I say.
    Did yer hear me?
    I says what I..Zzzzzzzzz


  5. 6
    Skinned Alive says:

    Skinner IS a joke.


  6. 7

    Denis is something of a rarity – an honest socialist. He’s still a berk though.


    • 12
      Grammar School Boy says:

      Honest socialist???

      Oxymoron klaxon.

      Liked by 1 person

      • 21
        squeaker tweaker says:

        Sitting in the House taking the money and barely camouflaging the “man of the people” act. Yep honest lol.


        • 29
          Disgruntled Tory says:

          Said he was gonna retire at 65…..tick tock tick tock…..sucking on the public teat…..


    • 37
      Harbottle says:

      He’s a relic of the old Labour Party (and a complete phoney)-humoured, like an old uncle with dementia, by the privately educated and very wealthy boys and girls who run the party.


    • 56
      bergen says:

      He’s just deployed as a stooge by Labour to try to kid people that they are still a party of cloth-capped , whippet-racing , horny handed sons of industry when they’ve been represented by career politicians since Sunny Jim’s time.

      He was once the Beast of Bolsover. Now he’s been neutered and he’s just the clown’s act at the circus.


      • 66
        Grimsdale - Village of Peace since cotton mill closed says:

        cloth-capped , whippet-racing , horny handed sons of industry

        Nay, lass, thou ave it wrong…


  7. 8
    Skinned Alive says:

    The fact that Labour MPs clapped that pathetic joke sums up how wretched they are. Utter arseholes.


    • 24
      Anonymous says:



    • 111
      The two Muppets says:

      In his own eyes Skinner thinks that he is a legend ,but he is and always
      has been a troughing socialist scumbag .


      • 132
        Labour is the nasty party . says:

        Skinner said that he would retire at 65 , but he is still sucking on the
        public teat all these years later .


      • 151
        Parasite Watch says:

        “In his own eyes Skinner thinks that he is a legend ,but he is and always
        has been a troughing socialist scumbag .”

        I think that is the most accurate comment ever made about Skinner.
        +1,000,000 (postal votes).


      • 152
        The Timerunner says:

        He is a legend. A legendary twat. As funny as Ebola as sharp as a football, and as charming as stepping in dog shit.


  8. 9
    Grammar School Boy says:

    Skinner, the working class hero in his bespoke sports jacket?


  9. 11
    Andrew Efiong says:

    The joke’s on Skinner. What a berk!


  10. 14
    Centre Parting says:

    Skinner gives plebs a bad name.


  11. 15
    Adam Boulton, fair and balanced says:

    I support Tony Blair as Euro President

    My wife Anji, his long suffering gatekeeper, says Toni is a classy gangster


  12. 18
    Adam Boulton says:



  13. 20

    Vichy ‘Dave’ says do not vote UKIP

    Revd Phoney £rd Fucking Way B£iar says do not vote UKIP

    Clag of the Limp Dims says do not vote UKIP

    Bully McBrhoon, failed PM and economic illiterate says do not vote UKIP

    ‘Bacon’ MilliBrane says do not vote UKIP

    Gormless Skinner + NUBoring Liars says do not vote UKIP


  14. 22
    David Cameron says:

    I will storm the beaches of Normandy

    To have dinner with Vladimir Putin


  15. 23
    John Charlton says:

    He’s got a lot to say for a man who still belongs to the Party which brought you illegal wars without end and national bankruptcy


    • 103
      táxpáyér says:

      The war was legal, parliament voted for it. Use another word to describe it but “illegal” is simply not true.


      • 162
        John Charlton says:

        There was no threat to the nation, Blair knew this and WMD has since been proven to be a lie. Parliament was hoodwinked by Blair. Therefore, it was regime change. Even Blair admits this now and insists he’d do it again, indeed he wanted war on Libya & Syria very recently. Regime change of another sovereign nation is illegal under International Law.
        But the main fact is is One Million people lie dead! Whole lot of suffering & misery all caused by Blair and his lies. And Skinner remained a member of Blair’s throughout. Yeah, very funny I don’t think.


  16. 25
    Dan Hodges the man with a plan says:

    Fuck off and let a young thrusting middle class Blairite have your seat you bed blocking c*nt.


  17. 27
    Anji Boulton says:

    I support Blair as Euro President


  18. 28
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Nice montage of Dennis Skinner’s annual ritual of Queen’s Speech quips http://youtu.be/2bCSPGPQYLc


  19. 30
    Didgeridon't says:

    So far, Rolferoo has said the following on the stand:

    He found his daughter’s 13 year old friend in a bikini sexy

    He has a dark side

    He’s good at hiding his dark side from others

    He told another of his daughter’s underage friends that he liked her curves

    Rolf is aware he’s on trial isn’t he?


  20. 33
    SS says:

    Skinner is the joke, who are the ignorant Hunt laughing at a non funny joke.


  21. 35
    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    Dinosaurs still stalk the earth. What a waste of space and public money the man is.


  22. 36
    Sensible Brit says:

    If Murdoch, Cameron and Guido are against Juncker

    He must be the right candidate

    Let’s get rid of British corruption, oligarchs and neocons…for good…


  23. 38
    IngSoc says:

    Well done Denis


  24. 40
    Weirdo Gove says:

    I hate women in the Cabinet

    Murdoch has told me to attack my own side


  25. 42
    Is Cable Nosferatu? says:

    Skinner is a grubby northern twat – a donkey voted in by tribal labour voting donkeys. The fool and his voters are an affront to democracy.


    • 79
      RichUpNorth says:

      Nah then, lad. Skinners not Northern, he’s from t’ Midlands. Can’t tha tell t’ difference?
      He’s also a knob. About time he was pensioned off.


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    Another Welsh Windbag says:

    I always thought the Welsh electorate were dim in continuing to elect whichever donkey the Labour party decided to stick it’s rosette on.
    But I’m even more bewildered that the voters in Bolsover continue to sent his cretinous, boring old fart to Westminster time after time.


    • 54
      Jean Poole says:

      It may have something to do with the high level of in-breeding that characterises much of Labour’s heartland.


    • 108
      táxpáyér says:

      How about some of the dross in a blue rosette that gets elected outside the M25.

      The party system is a cancer on democracy.


  28. 46
    Pub Landlord says:

    Only good thing Skinner did was vote against the Common Market.


  29. 48
    Mr Anonymous says:

    The pageantry is all very nice for the tourists and stuff, but closing a bunch of roads means that the traffic in London has been a nightmare today. It’s not a good for business.

    Does the Queen refuse to work weekends, or something?


  30. 49
    Anonymous says:

    Skinner is not actually funny. Why are they laughing?


  31. 50
    Rolf Harris's Animal Hospital says:

    That joke was so lame if it was a horse it would have been shot.


  32. 53
    Revelling in the joys of bumsex says:

    Journalists get given a 105-page backgound briefing on Queens Speech – You can read it here –


    The bumsexers are in their element today.


  33. 58
    NorthCircular says:

    Nice one from Denis, if I had a secretary, no doubt Id be into the 5 star hotel scene too. Good luck lad.


  34. 63
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Queen’s speech: Short version

    My government is going to faff about with a plastic bag tax and plain paper fag packets and other assorted, pointless tinkering as, despite what Mr Clegg said, 75% of our laws are made elsewhere.


    • 77
      +1 says:

      In One


      • 116
        squeaker tweaker says:

        No plastic bags? How will the chavs occupy themselves if they have no litter to thow on the pavements or out of towerblock windows?


        • 140
          Dangerous Brian says:

          Plenty of benefits money left over from buying lager and pizzas to pay for a few plastic carrier bags, or maybe they’ll still get them free from food banks, the poor forgotten victims that they are.


  35. 65
    Saint Vince says:

    I forgot to turn up this morning

    Did I miss something?


  36. 73
    The MP who said Women must Shag for Britain says:


    • 83
      Bill Quango MP says:

      I told you. It is just possible that the gene that causes McMental levels of idiocy resides within Stella.

      Some say that Owen Jones offers better potential for finding a cure for Deluded Leftism, but I maintain Stella is of a whole order greater of mindnumbing-stupidity.


      • 126
        Stella Creasy says:

        We have the casual cut off your head/clitoris type sexism or the more serious perceived patronising comment made by a white male variety of sexism.


    • 95
      Stella Creasy says:

      Beware phobes check under your bed they are everywhere Aaaaargh


  37. 74

    When the time comes for someone to read his eulogy, it will be hard to find a single substantive benefit he has brought to the good of the country, his constituents or his place in history.

    He is about as effective as the accidental use of an aerosol toilet spray on a mosquito.


  38. 82
    Judge someone by their friends - Tony & Cherie? Cunts!!! says:



  39. 84
    The Joke skinner should have said says:

    Eh bl*ck rod,you come to see speakers wife?


  40. 86
    David Axelrod says:

    Empty Ed will be the next Prime Minister

    My Chicago focus group tells me so

    And President Omaha agrees


  41. 87
    A Year's sabatical for MPs says:

    So basically all MPs have been given a year off work to spend time campaigning for the 2015 election.


  42. 88
    Skinned Alive says:

    My biography of Dennis Skinner:


    The End.


  43. 90
    Hansard writer says:

    This ia a zombie Parliament

    The next Parliament will be zombie and hung…


  44. 96
    People like this should be put down says:

    A woman dialled 999 to request help in a row over the number of sprinkles on an ice cream.


    Sometimes eugenics doesn’t sound such a bad idea.


    • 104
      Brummie50 says:

      Fcukin’ right.. one can get easily ripped off. It is however a matter for standards tradin’


    • 117
      táxpáyér says:

      The “welfare” state is a form of dysgenics. Same amount of meddling just opposite effect, hampering of the fittest, breeding of the least useful.


  45. 106

    Like UKIP :-D


  46. 112
    nell says:

    Is he retiring at the 2015 election. It does appe ar to be time.


    • 131
      Idon'tneednodoctor says:

      I suspect Skinner will keep on scrounging his £65k a year + expenses. The bloke is a total embarrassment.


  47. 119
    They keep on Trying...but nah.. says:


  48. 121
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Up with Skinner.

    Down with all the career political t(u)rds that infest Westminster.

    Soon to be joined by the pathetic posh boy non-entity Jenrick no doubt. A classic CCHQ parachuted prat, and the fucking idiots in Newark look likely to vote him in.


    • 136
      Robert Generic says:

      All ready bought a little £2.5 million pad in Westminster.
      Not a bad step up from my common bread line roots.


  49. 124
    Pageboy to the Queen says:

    I fainted when I saw the LibDems…


  50. 128
    Anonymous says:

    Weapons Grade Twat


  51. 130
    nell says:

    I see militwit and his pals have just learnt a new catchphrase ‘zombie government’.

    I thought at first they were getting ready to apologise for the zombie bunker years of gordonbrowns government, but no they were chucking it around parliament like confetti to complain that the Queens Speech had too few new laws in it.

    Funny I always thought less government and less laws would be a good thing especially after their 13 years of terror when we were inundated with a surfeit of both.


    • 148
      Fred the pensioner says:

      … a phrase picked up (of course) by Sky news and repeated endlessly by the mongoloid presenters. Zombies – suits them perfectly.

      By the way, what was he name of the chunky presenter in the brown top with her little pointy things visible through the cotton?


  52. 137
    Paul, W2 says:

    He is an odious slime ball and everyone who laughs along should be ashamed. Parliament is supposed to be serious, especially in the presence of the Head Of State. No wonder youngsters have no respect for society when they see a cretin like this acting stupidly and childishly. It isn’t at all funny.


  53. 142
    Lord Duckhouse of Pondlife says:

    Stella ‘shell a few kids out for Britain’ Creasy was complaining on The World At One that the spat between Gove and May was “unedifying”. Sure, not that the Brownites and Blairites would ever have been at loggerheads of course, or Balls-Up and Biffa Bacon…..


  54. 145

    Eeee! Dennis th’ Menace, innit! Tnuc!!!!


  55. 149
    Mark Worthless says:

    This sad old fool just ain’t funny anymore


  56. 150
    Andrew says:

    Skinner is lazy – he avoids all committee work – and vain – no matter which Member is speaking and on what subject he thinks everyone wants to hear from him. He was never very funny and now he is just sad.


  57. 155
    nick says:

    Skinner has always been a stupid sad old man. He has spent years doing-nothing and getting paid for it-much like all the rest of Labour. Hes the sort of guy you like to punch-repeatedly.


  58. 158
    Anonymous says:

    Skinner is a cupid stunt! So thick that he doesn’t consider that he is a laughing stock


  59. 159
    Anonymous says:

    Skinner is a total twat


  60. 160
    geordieboy says:

    I thought the Beast of Bolsover was one of those escaped weird circus animals.


  61. 161
    Holly says:

    ‘The beast of Bolsover’ eh?
    Just another bod who has sucked his living off the back of the taxpayer.
    He sits in the HoC with no real knowledge of who or what he is meant to be a representative of.
    He is not funny, he is a truly typical lefty. Lacking in respect for our traditions and pomp, yet has happily sat there year in, year out, making his vindictive, spiteful jibes about the ‘Tories’ and their wealthy mates, yet said nowt when the likes of Blair and Bozo were in government sucking up to the bankers.


  62. 163
    Halal Pork Pie says:

    Bloody hell… He had a whole year to think up a joke and THAT’S all he could come up with?

    The grumpy old twat is a humour black hole!


  63. 164
    Anonymous says:

    “The government’s run out of laws, Skinner’s run out of jokes…”
    And if Nigel would only pull his proverbial finger out. Party politics will have run out of gags, with which to silence the voice of the majority.


  64. 169
    A6er says:

    Reblogged this on Britain Isn't Eating.


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