June 4th, 2014

UKIP Block in Disabled Parker After Suspecting Dirty Tricks

UKIP campaigners suspected foul play in Newark this morning when a driver parked a car two feet from their stall in the market place. In their paranoia, how did they respond to what must have been dirty tricks? They sandwiched “Vote UKIP” signs around the offending vehicle:

Which made for an awkward scene after accusing the Tories of parking there, only to find it was a disabled driver trying to get the shops:



  1. 1

    dirty tricks are usually labours forte

    Liked by 2 people

    • 3
      Good One says:

      Yeah… What?

      Liked by 1 person

    • 32
      Badger Watch says:

      A disabled badge does not mean that the driver is a nice lovely cuddly good person Geedo, They are just as capable of being ignorant twats as anyone else.

      Liked by 1 person

      • 46
        Dave was right says:

        In broken Britain it doesn’t even mean the driver is disabled.


        • 73
          Anonymous says:

          I am disabled. I have tiny stumps so I cannot use prosthetics. My carer can drive and parks the car in disabled parking spaces and leaps out of the car to get my wheelchair out of the boot. You are right, the Blue Badge scheme needs radical overhauling.


        • 88
          Anonymous says:

          Typical trick of Used Car salesmen through the years

          Pre- loved my arse.

          Would you but a car from this man?

          Arthur Daley without a hat


      • 50
        Sh!tshoveller says:

        A disabled parking sticker usually means you are employed by the local council or you are friend or family of someone who is.
        You only have to look at the people who typically leap athletically out of cars showing disabled parking stickers to realise that the system is effectively unpoliced and wide-open to abuse, and is in fact being abused to the detriment of the rest of us.

        Liked by 1 person

      • 81
        Tom Catesby says:

        It would have been a good Idea to find out if the person using the disabled badge was in fact entitled to use it, so often these days they are very much abused.


    • 63
      fuck ukip says:

      UKIP boards NOT Labour


    • 74
      Jacky Treehorn says:

      That’s one of the reasons I could never vote for the Tories again. Not only has Cameron aped Blair he has even stolen the underhand decietful tactics of the left.
      Shame on them Maggie must be turning in her grave.


    • 87
      Compare the smearcats says:

      The car may have been blocked in but the driver wasn’t in it, so he/she wasn’t blocked in.

      No doubt when the driver returned, they let him out.


  2. 2
    BrindleFlyer says:

    Guido will do anything to rubbish UKiP – probably cos his paymaster Murdoch doesn’t like them.

    Liked by 2 people

  3. 4
    Neil Hamilton, UKIP spokesman says:

    Desperate Tory tactics!

    Should have wafted a fiver in my direction!


  4. 5
    Barry the driver says:



  5. 6
    Lets go goosestepping with the Daily Heil says:

    And we’re surprised that right wing extremists turn out to be paranoid lunatics why?


    • 78
      Tel E. Caster says:

      UKIP only appear extremist to you because you’re somewhere to the left of Pol Pot.


  6. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Can’t a disabled person be a Tory?


  7. 9

    Rachel Stevens and Cara Delevingne.

    Not bad for an afternoon’s work.


    • 67

      ……Nino Tempo and April Stevens ?

      Sonny and Cher?

      Esther and Abi Ofarim?

      Dr Evadne Hinge and Dr Hilda Brackett? (Not sure if one of them
      was a woman !)

      Paul and Paula ?

      ….and of course our very own …Nina and Frederick (Class!!)

      ( should I continue …don t answer that !)


      • 68




  8. 10
    Rick O'Shea says:

    The nasty party preying on the weak just so they can shove up a poster.


  9. 11
    Guffaws says:

    They don’t like blue badges!


  10. 12
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Just saw on the news that Gordon Brown has surfaced in Scotland and is making speeches.

    This might herald the beginning of the zombie apocalypse.


  11. 13
    Roland Deschain says:

    And, no doubt, removed them when the driver came back. Or was there no-one manning the stall?

    As a matter of interest, for how long was the driver “blocked in” by these sturdy-looking signs?


  12. 14
    joolz says:

    Blocked in ny a big piece of card, yeah Guido its going to be hard to get out of there!!!!


  13. 15
    Ed Moribund says:

    No one seems to know what I should wear to Obama beach.

    I thought a suit. But Spads reminded me of those pictures of Gordon sitting in his suit on the beach making sandcastles..Looked a real weirdo.

    I was thinking maybe military style sand coloured vest, Military shorts, khaki hi-tops and a backpack?

    What do you think? Or does anyone know what Obama is wearing? Basketball top, I bet!


  14. 16
    YesAllWomen says:

    Yes to AV. Oh, wait.
    Yes2Page3. Oh, wait.


  15. 17
    Observant says:

    Sex and Vindaloo in Newark | Times

    Jeez, that could get messy for the metrosexuals.


  16. 18

    And what makes everyone think that a disabled driver couldn’t possibly be a Conservative? Those badges are 10 a penny, signed off by compliant doctors, and it is not unknown for them to be “borrowed” by friends and family who want a quick trip to the shops without paying for parking.


    • 27
      WoRaft Chihuahua says:

      That photo is taken on the corner of Stodman Street (at the side of the Nat West bank on the Market Place ) and there is a small yellow sign indicating it is a pedestrian zone at all times, although other photos clearly show that lorries and market traders have to use it to set up. Did UKIP refuse to move the signs when the person came back?

      The council confirmed last year that there is no parking on the market place. Unless you are a traveller, in which case you can have a car park exclusively for your own use.



  17. 19
    Vote UKIP says:

    It looks as though it will come to fisticuffs…

    Can’t we draft in some Murdoch heavies?

    Like the oligarchs use in Ukraine?


  18. 21
    dai fawning says:

    from the bbc’s report on a fainted pageboy (no rude suggestions please – however helpful) during mrs queen’s speech:

    ‘The Prince of Wales and Duchess of Cornwall, who were sat nearest to the boy, showed concern as help was called to assist him and he was carried out of the chamber.’

    gosh – that was big of them – and they allowed the rest of us to know it?


    • 54
      Fred the pensioner says:

      About 60 years ago, one of the kids in school fainted during morning assembly. The big slimy Scotch git who taught us maths rushed halfway down the hall, picked the lad up, threw him over his shoulder and began to carry him out – at which point the lad was violently sick all down the back of Big Jock’s tweed jacket.

      Oh how we laughed at playtime. Served the Hunt right as he was the most unpopular teacher in the school by several miles.


  19. 22
    Editor of the Times, trashed by Murdoch says:

    We disapprove of Mr Juncker who is the representative of the largest party in the European Parliament

    We do not believe in democracy

    We believe in taking orders shamelessly from offshore oligarchs who pay us

    Like Murdoch..


  20. 24
    Watch out watch out there's a libdem about says:

    The other parties wouldn’t have blocked in the car they would have bummed it.


    • 55
      Fred the pensioner says:

      .. or if Balls or Harman was dr**ving, bashed it into something.


      • 76
        'Ave you a licence for that minkey? says:

        Yes but they wouldn’t have stayed around. After all, everybody knows who they are…..


  21. 26
    Progressive wanker says:

    Await the ukip bloke (name instantly forgotten) coming here moaning about the liblabcon MSM eussr conspiracy of using politically motivated disabled drivers with foreign made cars to restrict the movement to the honest hardworking kippers and their made in Britain by British people cart.


  22. 28
    Wotdifference says:

    Sucking up to Daft Danny again – what Guido won’t do to get himself a column in The Times


  23. 29
    Mycroft says:

    That’s not blocked in!!!

    That is ensuring you get a fair go!

    The placard has to be easily removed in a trice.



  24. 31

    At the risk of being monstered, why would the driver park right up next to the UKIP stall in the first place? Guilt by association and all that…

    Begging for an egging?


  25. 33
    Anonymous says:

    Grrr, those UKIP rotters – blocking the disabled with bits of cardboard.


  26. 34
    davo says:

    Any footage of the disabled parker returning from shopping on crutches and breaking down in tears at the sheer nastiness of UKIP’s actions? Just to put the story into some kind of perspective?
    Or would that involve some journalism?


  27. 35
    The Lizzud Returns says:

    Aren’t those two different cars — a Citroen (or something similar) and a Mini?


    • 38
      The Admiral says:

      Beat me to it!


    • 44
      Johnny says says:

      It looks like a Renault Scenic II from both viewpoints.


    • 77
      'Ave you a licence for that minkey? says:

      Definitely different cars. Compare the overlap of the sign in photo 1, where it extends across the whole car front, to photo 2 where it only manages to reach the middle of the bonnet.
      Dirty tricks.


  28. 37
    The Admiral says:

    Is it me , or are there two different makes of car?


  29. 42
    Sh!tshoveller says:

    Yeah it was some Labour-supporter employed by the local council I bet. After all, very few disabled parking permits are actually used by genuinely disabled people – you only have to stand around and observe who uses the disabled bays in your local supermarket car park to see that.
    Disabled stickers are mostly just perks for local government officials and their friends and family.


  30. 43
    peoples glorious leader of Doncaster says:

    They’ve every right to think everyone is out to get them after the bullshit storm they copped before the EU election


  31. 49

    That went well, dinnit, knowwharImean!!!


  32. 51

    It’s the People’s Army not the Disabled People’s Army. They’ll be allowing pigs to be disabled next! The NHS should fund cures for theses “disabled” people.


  33. 53
    Anonymous says:

    EC and HC.
    One car or Two ?
    Who stole the aerial of the roof of photograph 1?


  34. 58
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Gone at the game Geedo, what a load of old and utter boll*cks.


  35. 61
    The Public says:


    “The Tory candidate Robert Jenrick owns a £2 million flat in Marylebone, a £2.5 million house in fashionable Vincent Square, Westminster, less than a mile from Parliament, and a Grade I listed Eye Manor in Herefordshire for £1.1 million.”


  36. 70

    ” ….His wife …… Michael ….” who is ” twelve years his Senior ” and
    ” ..earns half a million a year ”

    Er …hello ?

    Apart from ” toy boy ” what other occupation would GemPrick currently cite i e apart from canvassing , what does he actually DO ??**

    ** the builders are in at Vincent Square so obviously a
    “property developer “


  37. 71
    Pub Landlord says:

    Robert Hayrick claims he’s not a professional politician because he’s actually had one or two normal jobs yet he first stood for election aged 28. And yes he’s incredibly wealthy and yes he loves Scameron and is pro-eu. He’s barred!


    • 86
      Tom Catesby says:

      Another ‘hooray henry’ parachuted in. The political class simply as no intention of changing it’s game as it?


  38. 72
    geordieboy says:

    Oh boy those UKIP bloggers don’t half get nasty when somebody upsets them. The art of diplomacy is raising the eyebrows not the roof. Perhaps they might learn something from that.


  39. 80
    Anonymous says:

    Gullible Guido again.
    It was a setup.
    All that space and the driver purposely parked 1 foot from the stall to entice and create a scene.
    Then took a pic of his own badge then drove off.
    How can you block a driver in with a card?
    Sad that the Labour or Tory activists stoop so low to get publicity, sadder that people even fall for it.


  40. 90
    UKIPPER says:

    No doubt trying to exact their revenge on those cuddly right-wingers for ATOS assessments and cuts to disability benefit. Who do they think they are? Just because they spent their whole lives paying tax and national insurance these loafers somehow get the idea that when they are too old or broken to work anymore that WE, the non tax paying, bonus receiving, screw the rest of you, rich, should somehow subsidise and prop them up by paying for their food, housing and even, by God, HOSPITAL TREATMENT!! Bloody leeches!


  41. 91
    Anonymous says:

    Actually only stood there for a few minutes before being taken to another stall being set up


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