June 4th, 2014

Poll: Just 8.2% of Europeans Can Name Jean-Claude Juncker

Just 8.2% of EU nationals could name the lofty European Commission presidency candidate Jean-Claude Juncker, a poll conducted by the Alliance of Conservatives and Reformists has found. 91.8% haven’t got a clue who he is.

Having had the selection process explained to them – that political parties at the European level run candidates for the role – 89.9% said that this should not be the criteria for selection. Just 10.10% supported the process.

Now that’s what you call a mandate…


  1. 1
    Raving Loon says:

    Democracy, pfft! Don’t be silly.

  2. 2
    Dennis Skinner says:

    Aren’t I hilarious? I’ve spent 3 weeks rehearsing my joke for today. I’m a real left wing hero. Which is why I took a mistress to a 5 star hotel suite a few years back.

  3. 3
    Socialism is theft says:

    Not many will have heard of Barroso.

  4. 4
    Cunting Davies says:

    Just spotted that traitorous c-unt Quentin Davies in the coverage.

  5. 5
    C.O.Jones says:

    Bet you they were postal votes as well.

  6. 6
    Abdel Fatah al-Sisi says:

    Well I got over 96% of the votes in my Presidential election. How’s that?

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    Nobody knows who he is but everyone knows he’s a cünt.

  8. 8
    Cunting Davies says:

    Davies switched to Labour the night before Brown became PM. In his letter to Cameron announcing his move, Davies said:

    “I am looking forward to joining another party…which has just acquired a leader I have always greatly admired, who I believe is entirely straightforward, and who has a towering record, and a clear vision for the future of our country which I fully share.”
    :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

    He has a nerve to show his face in public after saying that!

  9. 9
    Oh dear says:

    Poison Squeaker

    Bugger him publicly

  10. 10
    Skinned Alive says:

    Just once I wish someone would ruin Skinner’s pathetic moment by shouting something at the same time to obscure his “joke”. That would make the old arsehole boil.

  11. 11
    Jack says:

    Get Britain out of the EU

    And impose sanctions on Laundry London

  12. 12
    Skinned Alive says:

    Rumblings that Skinner is absent! I hope so! Fucking unfunny c-unt.

  13. 13
    Wow it's even better than that says:

    Of that 8.2% at least half will assume Junkers is just another arsehole chosen by fellow Europhiles with an agenda.

  14. 14
    squeaker tweaker says:

    I’ve been practicing not to wince when someone says black rod.

  15. 15
    Ed Balls says:

    Thank goodness this is the last Queens Speech of this rotten coalition government. Roll on 7th May 2015

  16. 16
    The Mrs Merkel Show says:

    Why do want a say?
    When you join a gym you don’t get to appoint the manager or choose the menu in the cafe. You just pay your fees and get on with it.

    So, Britain. Pay your fees , stop moaning, and get on with supporting the federalisation of Europe.

    Stupid engerlanders.

  17. 17
    Jack Dromey says:

    But black rod isn’t black. What a letdown.

  18. 18
    Pub Landlord says:

    So Scameron really can’t do anything to stop this man I am shocked and surprised!

  19. 19
    Skinned Alive says:

    Skinner’s joke: “Coalition’s last stand”.

    And gormless Labour MPs clapped that. What an odious bunch of c-unts.

  20. 20
    squeaker tweaker says:

    What have you done with your life exactly, apart from look busy for 60 years?

  21. 21
    Lord Owen Jones of The Cottage says:

    Pervert that I am,Black Rod sending shivers of excitement up and down my spine :)

  22. 22
    Bill Wagstick says:

    A new career for Kim-Jong Junker

  23. 23
    Ed Balls says:

    Now where’s that fag packet I wrote my very first budget on?

  24. 24
    Labour are evil says:

    It’s so odd seeing Tory and Labour MPs being chatty during this one time in the year. The two minutes in each year where they have to be friendly and make chitchat.

  25. 25
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Dennis Skinner – Socialist TWAT.

  26. 26
    The Mrs Merkel Show says:

    You are a cretin.
    But you are our cretin so we will tolerate you.

  27. 27
    squeaker tweaker says:

    Convention is to shout “retire!” at the old fossil.

  28. 28
    Labour are evil says:

    Socialist TWAT

    As opposed to a socialist who isn’t a twat?

  29. 29
    Neil "Brown Envelope" Hamilton says:

    Democracy: When an unelected head of state reads out proposed legislation on behalf of an unelected government.

    Oh,how I wish I was there.

  30. 30
    Dan Hodges the man with a plan says:

    Skinners the type of crusty old labour fuck I want rid of.
    Young dynamic middle class that’s where the Labour heart is and has been since Tony became leader.
    Excuse me while I do a hatchet job on Miliband.

  31. 31
    Fishy says:

    In the Juncker bunker

  32. 32

    Very sharp reporting:

    To quote from the poll:

    ‘Only 8.2% of respondents were able to name the European People‘s Party‘s lead candidate, J’ean C’laude J’uncker. Awareness of the candidates in general was also low: only 13.6% of the respondents could name at least one of the candidates.’

    ‘The most recognisable candidate was M’artin S’chulz (30.3%) while J’ean-C’laude J’uncker was recognised by 25.9%. Least known was S’ka K’eller (5%).’

    There is no breakdown of the voting intention or alignment of those questioned in the poll either: ie. Were only AECR voters polled ?

    J’uncker’s campaign was less high profile than that of S’chulz / V’erhofstadt. He also did sign the Federalist list. S’keller would only have been known to G’reen supporters.

    S’chulz could have had higher awareness as M’erkel was controversially involved in his campaign.

    What is missing is that the AECR did not field a presidential candidate, denying those in the UK who voted MEPs aligned with that group a voice in the presidential vote.

    (Those who voted UKIP would not have wanted one. So EFD not fielding a candidate is logical)

    Additionally, the AECR are wishing for certain extremist parties, such as the True Finn group, to join in order to mute EFD in the EP.

    Attempting to undermine democracy in this way is highly irresponsible: Positioning to force the presidential decision to be settled through passerelle is not good either.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  33. 33
    squeaker tweaker says:

    Heh heh Hattie Harpie can’t see around the tall men standing in front of her. Keeps trying to edge her way to the front lol.

  34. 34
    Custer says:

    A majority of voters at home applauded too

  35. 35
    Gawd Help Us says:

    They’re after the same goal anyway, total EU domination.

  36. 36
    Donald Crump says:

    Scotland for the Scotch

  37. 37
    Rickytshirt says:

    He must be dreading Farage’s first tirade at him in the EU parliament.

  38. 38
    Holywood help says:

    Never heard of these wannebees,
    Can’t recall them ever
    Can’t even pronounce their surnames

  39. 39
    EU says:

    10.10% support the process?
    That’s 10.10% more than we need.

  40. 40
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Those MPs should be standing like that in a dock with armed guards either side.

  41. 41
    táxpáyér says:

    I think lot’s of people will heard of and have a negative impression of Maoism though, and Barroso is a Maoist.

  42. 42
  43. 43
    A1 says:

    These Slime have totally destryed the meaning of “honour”.

  44. 44
    dai eurovisually says:

    Junkers were an important factor in Prussian and, after 1871, German military, political and diplomatic leadership.

    -and post first world cup!

  45. 45
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Angela dear, the difference is we join a gym voluntarily and spend our money in the canteen because that is what want to do.

    Now, just what are similarities between joining a gym and being railroaded and robbed by you lot of Eurocommies?

  46. 46
    Fred the pensioner says:

    The ‘Abolish the Monarchy’ paragraph seems to have been tippexed out during the coach journey.

  47. 47
    The Growler says:

    Fawkesy remind me again, who is David Cameron?

  48. 48

    Does HE know who HE is????

  49. 49
    Jean-Claude Juncker says:

    Mon dieu/mein gott. 8.2% can name me……far too many. I need to work in the shadows and leave no trail back to me. I said in 2011

    ‘ Monetary policy is a serious issue. We should discuss this in secret,
    in the Eurogroup […] I’m ready to be insulted as being insufficiently
    democratic, but I want to be serious […] I am for secret, dark debates’

    I have not been misquoted.

  50. 50
    Spartacus says:

    Cameroon is the guy who has pledged to renegotiate our relationship with you-rope – as we can all see . . .

  51. 51
    Spartacus says:

    sCameroon is the guy who has pledged to renegotiate our relationship with you-rope – as we can all see . . .

  52. 52


    Well…given he never made it to the H o C I ve specialised in the role of being the token Scargill MP.

  53. 53
    Platini Blatter says:

    You English are f****** rubbish. because of your newspapers expose FIFA will make sure you never leave the Brazilian jungle alive.

  54. 54
    A street lamp says:

    A Shining Path? A glistening scrotum?

  55. 55
    I've had my cake, now guess where I'll eat it out of? says:

    Did someone mention a Man Date?

  56. 56
    Your new German President, says:

    Guten abend, peasants, und “Call me Dave” in particular,
    Ich bin writing zis letter to tell you zat, for you, zer War ist over. You vill live in zer camp Stalag Luft England. Zer it’s no use digging zer tunnels as you are surrounded by zer water!
    Der German Economy depends upon slave labour und you are it. We vill make zer Mercedes Benz and you vill make with zer mortgages to pay for zem.
    Any dissent und ve vill appoint your Herr Brown as your next Prime Minister.
    Now zat should really frighten you.
    Ach so, peasants, get used to it; your Herr Brown signed for you. Vot do you mean he was insane? Vy do you think he got zer job in zer wurst place?

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