June 4th, 2014

It’s a Jolly Holiday With Nigel
Farage Spends Home Stretch of Campaign 1,718 Miles From Newark

With the polls opening in a matter of hours for a crunch by-election, where is the leader of the party that is hoping to break through to Westminster for the first time? Nigel Farage is certainly not in Newark. Instead he was spotted at the Hilton Hotel in sunny Malta, 1,718 miles from rainy old Nottinghamshire. Instead of campaigning, Farage is hobnobbing with Helen Grant and Lord Adonis at the Institute of Travel & Tourism’s conference. A vote of confidence for Helmer!


473 Comments

  1. 1
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Deserves a European holiday

  2. 2
    Maltese Fritter says:

    Forget Jean-Claude Juncker, here’s Junket Farage.

  3. 3
    Sarah Millington says:

    Top chap Nigel.

    I am sure the message to the voters of Newark & the choice they have is very clear by now.

    Vote UKIP.

  4. 4
    Veritaholic says:

    Otherwise known as having faith in one’s colleagues to get the job done and shewing that UKIP is not a one man band.

  5. 5
    dai laughing says:

    will this make the maltese cross?

  6. 6
    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    1

  7. 7
    Neil Hamilton, UKIP spokesman says:

    Why let a bye-election get in the way of a free junket. I wouldn’t. is there a Ritz in Valletta?

  8. 8
    Sadiq Khan 4 Mayor says:

    Poor old Helmer. He was making a name for himself with more and more interviews recently so Nigel sent him to fight a contest he was always going to lose so that he could be taken down a peg or two.

  9. 9
    Neil Hamilton, UKIP spokesman says:

    Roge and I will bring it home Nige!!

  10. 10
    brwims says:

    Neo-Guido is such a Tory-loving creep.

    The people of Newark must be relieved not to be constantly bombarded by too many UKIP canvassers. They must be mightily sick of the Tories’ desperation.

  11. 11
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Can’t he go to Romania for a chill out session with the goats and gypsies?

    I am so FRACKING bored of UKIP !

  12. 12
    annoyed user says:

    Vote of confidence? More like an admission of failure.

  13. 13
    FrankFisher says:

    Nigel’s been working 24/7 for the past two months.

    You’d need to be blind, deaf and stupid not to know this.

  14. 14
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Of course it is a vote of confidence in the candidate.

    This blog is starting to seem a little schizophrenic. We love UKIP/WE hate UKIP.

    Make up your minds!

  15. 15
    Oxidiser says:

    By George it will.

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    It’s a malta teaser.

  17. 17
    Roger Hemler says:

    Let’s sort out the cripples.

  18. 18
    Adams says:

    Nige in Malta while Cameron is on the toilet praying for the Newark Tories to keep the faith . All it will take is a little tactical voting from the Labour mob to ensure Cameron stays where he is . I hope they serve a decent pint in Malta .

  19. 19
    Oxidiser says:

    That is how someone who isn’t a career politician with a PR consultant on hand does. Nigel isn’t a media-whore like so many other party leaders are.

  20. 20
    Anonymous says:

    Man spends time on holiday shoka!

    Other men, who never go on holiday, say “blimey”.

  21. 21
    Restless in Godalming says:

    I have no problem with this. He’s been running around like a blue arse fly for most of the last year and puts in much longer hours than the shiny botoxed one or the goofy twat who can’t eat a bacon sandwich…

    If he was in Newark they would once again say UKIP is a one man band…

  22. 22
    Labour is the nasty party . says:

    UKIP is a one man band ,so he must be very sure of himself that Newark
    has got the message .

  23. 23
    Morgan's Organ says:

    The more foibles we see the more real Nigel becomes. Real people, real politics, more connection, less apathy. Sorry sermon over!

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    This place chases the shekel, that’s all.

  25. 25
    Youtube says:

    He should try his street carnival in Bucharest.

  26. 26
    non taxable pikey says:

    Plus it’s pissing down in Newark whilst Malta has 25 degrees and not a cloud in the sky.
    He could also be asking Malta if they would back him with their 3 QMV votes in the EU every little helps.

  27. 27
    Factoid says:

    He’s not on holiday, he’s a “keynote speaker” at a travel conference.

    Presumably telling people how to apply for visas to visit France or Ireland once he’s got his way.

  28. 28
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

  29. 29
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    Its called delegation and is a sign of strength
    Remember mcmong and his mistrust of everybody?
    ego mania and projection of his own inadequacy both sexual and economic

  30. 30
    suissebob says:

    So while Cameron and all his cabînet, MPs, PPSs etc schlepp round a cold, wet Newark begging for votes Nigel is sunning himself in Malta?

    Sounds good.

  31. 31
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Any voter has now made up his mind who to vote for , there is nothing else for him to say, if Farage sees an opportunity for a day or two in the sun why not, Malta is only a few hours flight away .

  32. 32
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    All Newrk laabour voters should vote UKIP that would crush both vaseline face cameron and the idiot child of a marxist

  33. 33
    C.O.Jones says:

    Yes, good luck to him. He is certainly the hardest campaigning politician in the UK by far.
    He works ceaselessly all year round and not only just before an election.

    Vote UKIP.

  34. 34
  35. 35
    Pitkapoika says:

    I think he knows Newark have got the message !

  36. 36
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Aha, looks like he’s cashing in on the corporate junket circuit. Very tasty.

    Will he declare how much money he’s raking in?

    Poor old Helmer

  37. 37

    Mr. Helmer is a big boy who doesn’t need his hand held – unlike the cardboard cut-out “A” list nonentity Dave’s found.

  38. 38
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    Yes , euthanise Milliband

  39. 39
    UKIP on the retreat says:

    Mr Helmer is being deserted. Nigel doesn’t want to be seen with a loser.

  40. 40
    Hadley "Screaming Banshee" Freemann says:

    Ewww – another angry white man.

    #end racism

  41. 41
    C.O.Jones says:

    Where is Miliband? Has he surfaced in Newark yet?

  42. 42
    Mrs Guido says:

    and cock.

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    When Helmer loses Farage can say he had nothing to do with it and the humiliation is reserved for Helmer and the locals.

  44. 44
    Diane Fartbott says:

    I went to New York yesterday but no sign of a by-election.

  45. 45
    Mr Nutall says:

    Are you sure about that, we only a picked him because he was the nicest out of the bunch.

  46. 46
    suissebob says:

    UKIP, bar a miracle were never going to win the seat. It has a massive Tory majority so your thoughts on the matter are somewhat at odds with reality.

  47. 47
    Baldricks Cunning Plan says:

    It’s not a key seat so screw them, 35% boy 35% !

  48. 48
    rick says:

    +1

  49. 49
    LIBLABCONUKIP says:

    So why not take a break then in a good old British sea side resort or go for a stroll in the Lake District?

    Instead he’s – KERCHING! – charging money to give a lecture in the posh Malta Hilton hotel.

    OINK OINK OINK OINK

  50. 50
    Roger Helmer says:

    I’m thinking I might have poached eggs on toast for supper. I know how to live life on the edge.

  51. 51
    Oliver Reed says:

    Hopefully, Nigel won’t try to beat my oblivion drinking record set in Malta – however much it may please our elites.

  52. 52
    Ed Moribund says:

    I pwefer JFK over Newark

  53. 53
    Bosun Higgs says:

    It’s a freebie!

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    Never go full reetard.

  55. 55
    Socialism is theft says:

    Meanwhile Dave is pissing himself over Newark and has gone there several times over the last few weeks.

  56. 56

    So he’s working, and it happens to be in the sun……The grapes are sour this year !

  57. 57
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Helmer is experienced enough to contest a seat without a babysitter, unlike the niece or nephew of some old marxist bum boy, parachuted into a safe seat in some Labour voting pisshole.

  58. 58
    No. 6 says:

    Paradoxically, UKIP doesn’t have to win the seat to ‘win’ it. Any significant erosion of the Tory majority by UKIP will cause Dave and his minions sleepless nights.

  59. 59
    The Ghost of Crippen says:

    Farrago can never miss a junket at someone else’s expense. Political whore. UKIP are a bleeding joke; all fascists, idiots and xenophobes.

  60. 60
    Nurse Pseudonym says:

    I didn’t mean to. I just got the numbers wrong.

  61. 61
    Drew Peacock says:

    Well at least hes not a fucking liar like this bloke

    Vote UKIP and that goes for all you Labour supporters, don’t miss your chance to undermine the Tories you can have a serious go at winning this seat early next year. In the mean time you can do Cameron some serious damage.

    VOTE UKIP

  62. 62
    Socialism is theft says:

    I’m thinking of inviting 75 million members of the religion of peace to come and live in the UK. Now that’s what I call Turkish delight.

  63. 63
    ed milliband/nick clegg/david cameron says:

    Media winding up already trying to claim slashing a tory majority is a failure I see

  64. 64
    Man in shelter in Newark park, with two trolleys of stuff in plastic bags says:

    I’m thinking of voting Labour. Someone’s got to.

  65. 65
  66. 66
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Miliband is certain to turn up at Newark spluttering about the cotht of living cwisith and using the latest catch phrase thombie government ,his presence there should cost labour a few hundred votes.
    If I were a Labour candidate he would be the last visitor i’d wish to see !

  67. 67
    NeverRed says:

    Mmmmmm…Difficult choice….An egging and being called a racist and other insults in Newark or the Hilton in Malta in glorious sunshine…Mmmmmmm

  68. 68
    Bosun Higgs says:

    ‘Abroad’ is an odd destination for a xenophobe.

  69. 69
    Nigel Coward Farage. says:

    Coward! The whole of Newark will be wondering why he never took his chances in Newark.

    Hobbnobbing with politicians means he is just another politician and not one of the pe@sants!

  70. 70
    Fishy says:

    Good try

  71. 71
    Fishy says:

    I thought that old Helmusconi had got his glamorous Italian niece with him.

  72. 72
    Duplicitous Dave of Multi-Promises says:

    Recall MPs? You must be joking. I’ll just fob off the voters with some meaningless crap. Meanwhile I’m counting on my confederation of wind farm scammers,knobjockeys and foreign aid chancers to get me in again next May.

  73. 73

    Don’t vote a no-mark into Newark!

    Vote UKIP

  74. 74
    Anonymous says:

    I think it’s 4 times

  75. 75
    The Fourth Reich says:

    Soon you vill not haf to worry youselfs with this voting nonsens.

    It vill all be done for you from our own headquarters here in Wolfsburg, sorry we meant of course Luxembourg.

  76. 76
    The Growler says:

    And Nige has a British passport too

  77. 77
    The Growler says:

    “Blimey”

  78. 78
    Anonymous says:

    Nigel has already won one national election, Newark could be the second in the bag, he deserves a working holiday.

    Meanwhile Cameron plays angry birds on his Ipad, waves through a £500m increase in the UK contributions to the EU budget, fails to investigate voter fraud in Tower Hamlets, and fails to act on the extremist Islamic takeover of schools in the UK…

  79. 79
    The Growler says:

    It pays Nige hansomly

  80. 80
    Guy News Room says:

    Roger Helmer slams UKIP MEP’s hypocrisy after revelations he employed “dozens” of eastern Europeans http://bbc.in/1hz1ygC

  81. 81
    Dave the Bastard. says:

    We LibLabConners are about to allow secret trials.

    Trust us! Fuck basic freedoms!

  82. 82
    cured lefty says:

    Dont be so fucking obvious arsehole ever

    heard of subtlety!

  83. 83
    Anonymous says:

    Not if he comes a stong second or wins…

  84. 84
    OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT says:

    Don’t waste the opportunity to kick Dave hard in the bollux.

  85. 85
    The Growler says:

    He is still a MEP

  86. 86
    Gooey Blob says:

    Ukip’s best chance is at a by-election, their vote won’t hold up next year. Certainly not in Newark! That said, Labour won’t have the resources to fight the Tories on one front and defend their own heartlands from carefully targetted Ukip campaigns so the north-east might be an interesting region come election night.

  87. 87
    Cast Iron says:

    I vote Deutschmark

    It’s safer in the long run

  88. 88
    sweet FA says:

    not 2 thousand light years from home then ?

  89. 89
    LibLabCon open mouth before engaging brain says:

    His German wife’s an odd choice for a xenophobe, too.

  90. 90
    GCHQ NSA says:

    We agree

  91. 91
    Anonymous says:

    Not really – unfortunately.

  92. 92
    Gooey Blob says:

    Nigel is staying away for another reason: polling indicates that the Tories will hold Newark.

  93. 93
    The Growler says:

    I hope you are keeping an eye on the little tinker

  94. 94
    Eagle Eyed Public says:

    He has a point. Will Nige be back in Newark this week?

  95. 95
    Nigel Mirage says:

  96. 96
    Ben Brogan, Nobel Prize Winner says:

    David Axelgrease and Arnie the Illegal Immigrant have buried Empty Ed

    Not fit for use, you see

  97. 97
    greed is in. says:

    3 d or 2d.

  98. 98
    sweet FA says:

    Do your MPs still seem a little bit grubby after polling day ?
    Do they have unsightly dirt which just won’t seem to wash out ?
    Vote for New, Improved UKIP. It will remove them.

  99. 99
    dogsled says:

    If UKIP come second, they’ll be seen as winners.

    If UKIP win, he will be a very busy man indeed.

    Which ever way, he wins. So why shouldn’t he take a break now before all hell breaks loose on Friday morning?

  100. 100
    Intellectually crippled fuck up says:

    Nige has got what he wants! Who cares?

  101. 101
    Spoonface Cameroon says:

    Do you think they will allow me into France to see Vlad?

  102. 102
    Anonymous says:

    Camerons 4 or 5 visits to Newark (somwhere he probably hoped he would never have to visit) smack of terror and desperation.

    The Tories won’t be able to send every MP, 5 times, to campaign in every seat where UKIP are standing at the GE….

    The tide is turning, slowly but surely.

  103. 103
    Roger Helmer says:

    Typical UKIP! Hypocrites! They couldn’t hire local staff on the wages the council were offering so they hired immigrants!

    Roger Helmer and UKIP should have refused to employ anyone, and let those in his care die. That’s what Labour would do. Ask Andy Burnham.

    Roger Helmer and UKIP. Caring SCUM! And they’re racist. For employing immigrants. FASCISTS!

  104. 104
    Clones R Us says:

    Unfortunately the clone of N.F. is dysfunctional for the forseeable future.

    Thank you for patience.

  105. 105
    Toby Young, lord in waiting says:

    Farage has Cameroon by the balls whatever happens in Newark

    The question is:

    Will he squeeze them hard and make Dave squeal?

    Popcorn…

  106. 106
    monarch cars for the saudi king. says:

    bulgari is out. andre is in. y wOt for waitor in wItrose. y wait for ku wIt.

  107. 107
    Roger H says:

    Exactly. If they were blind and deaf I’d have punched their lights out.

  108. 108
    A Not So Clever Strategy. says:

    So what’s it to be guys? Split the Tory vote and get MiliBalls for 5 years and NO referendum?

  109. 109
    Cicero says:

    Times report apparently shows Tories have broken the law by ‘treating’ activists during election campaign (2nd comment down)

    http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/06/04/Establishment-Attacks-on-UKIP-Have-Taken-Their-Toll

  110. 110
    italian wrecker in a kafough Kup says:

    LA is cheap.
    10 saudi apples available for the price of one,

  111. 111
    Anonymous says:

    Err, the rules have changed.
    Study in the UK for 3 years, then you get a 2 year working visa automatically after the study.
    Then having been in the UK for 5 years, you automaticlaly qualify to apply for residency…

    its basiaclly an open door immigration policy to Turkey, to flood the place with Turks so it doesnt feel quite such an onslaught of Turkish delight when they let them join the EU proper in due course.

    Of course this isnt discussed by any of the LibLabCon becuase its easier to lie to the public…

  112. 112
    Anonymous says:

  113. 113
    Ocho_Rios_Stinks says:

    From newark to La valeta
    A good place to put your ‘maleta’
    If First is good, Second is better
    That’s all you need!

  114. 114
    comfortable? says:

    twister is turning right.

  115. 115
    Anonymous says:

    Can’t post the thread because it’s a family blog. Someone from the Sunday Times has had a shouty meltdown. What rhymes with Flapper? @nikkibayley

  116. 116
    Don Juan says:

    What are Turkish women like?

    Inscrutable?

  117. 117
    klean as a blowing torch whistll says:

    nigel farage is fucker. his fuck is out.

  118. 118
    flick back hair says:

    you tone deaf.

  119. 119
    F##k Cleeg Miliballs and Dave says:

    Pffft… more like the Tories splitting the UKIP vote.
    Where the hell were you living last month, under Dave’s desk?

  120. 120
    Fitbad the Tailor says:

    That sounds like several to me. Especially for a PM.

  121. 121
    Ooh get her! says:

  122. 122
    Pub Landlord says:

    I love you Nigel! I was never confused.

  123. 123
    The tolerance of the left says:

  124. 124

    Seaweed poll for Newark By Election tomorrow

    Forget the pollsters. Forget Ashcroft and Mr Cathy Ashton. All they do is ask voters questions and the voters lie.

    My seaweed soundings have been taken. They only tell the truth. Of those who vote tomorrow, the share will be as follows:

    UKIP 33%
    CON 32%
    LAB 26%
    BUS PASS ELVIS 4%
    LIBDEMS 3%
    OTHERS 2%

    God Save The Queen.

  125. 125
    Very Very Dangerous Cult says:

    http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/06/04/huffpo-hasan-compares-uk-sec-of-state-to-terrorist

    How much longer can these members of an evil cult be tolerated, should Hasan not be behind bars rather than being able to spout his nonsense!

  126. 126
    Mark Wouters says:

    Sovietsalami63here,
    The state assumes it has our consent to all parliamentary statutes including acts of Parliament ,which are statutes,yet we can Refuse to consent to all or part of parliaments statutes and acts ,we can also refuse to give our consent to be governed ,and the staste can do nothing to us whatsoever,Taxes are Voluntary, as are all statutes ,this is the secret the Local coucellors and MPs are stopping use from knowing ,when you know as you do now ,then we have all the Power and they have nothing !.

  127. 127
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    Nikki you are a fat dog so what you have to say counts for diddly

    I bet you spend evenings alone in a onesie stuffing your face with hula hoops and cheesecake washed down with two bottles of wine

  128. 128
    i don't like your children. i certainly d not like your father says:

    i will help you.

  129. 129
    Nikki Bayley of the Times don't cha know says:

    Shut the fuck up you FUCK RACIST!!!!!!

  130. 130
    Nikki Bayley of the Times don't cha know says:

    RACISTSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

  131. 131
    Bitchfinder General says:

    Considering how the establishment hate him, Nigel is very brave flying anywhere if you ask me.

  132. 132

    I bet you are Green with envy of my seaweed.

  133. 133
    Arrested motion says:

    I will vote SkidMark as cannot stop myself.

  134. 134
    UKIP Hacking at the roots with the truth says:

    Does this mean Clegg and that doddery old bloke will be out in Malta for a photo opp soon?

  135. 135
    tall cinese says:

    only latte will do.
    no space on left(cramped) right is dissss(able).

    run ahead. spring on to the wall. and create spring.

  136. 136
    The Fourth Reich says:

    Here in the Heartland we are of course supporting the Elvis People Bus

  137. 137
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    OK Go buy an AK47, some coke and tell HMRC to fuck off
    See how far you get

  138. 138
    Corby says:

    Very sensible of Nigel to take a break. The election at Newark has now been decided.

    He is back on duty at SE conference on Saturday.

    .

  139. 139
    Anonymous says:

    Newark’s Tory candidate is just like Neo – spoilt out of touch little rich boy.

  140. 140
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    How you seen this arrogant fat ugly cows twitter account?

    I’ll save you all the bother because it’s just; food food food food food RACISTS food food food food look at me I’m drunk food food food food food food RACISTS food food food food food food look at me I work for the Times food food food food food food…

    What a horrid woman.

  141. 141
    King Nige I says:

    I’m probably safer in Valetta.

    Didn’t they get King John in Newark with a surfeit of lamphreys.

  142. 142
    Here is BBC home service says:

    I’am amazed, charge on plastic bags in the Queens Speech, did he do the same for homosexual marriage in the last Queens speech, not long to go now Camoron, I thought Brown was a nutter you take the biscuit.

  143. 143
    Anonymous says:

    Haven’t the leftwits realised that their master plan to slag off anyone who doesn’t agree with their self-proclaimed superioriority isn’t working?

  144. 144
    Face Stomping Chianti Socialists till I'm Knee Deep says:

    Yes. Evidently this electorate is so breathtakingly stupid it may require a another five years or so for them to wake up

  145. 145
    Ein Lande, Ein Reich says:

    You are no longer welcome hier. This Europe place is ours now.

    President Junkers will grant you safe passage to the coast.

  146. 146
    Anonymous says:

    I’m afraid Paddy Ashdown can’t make it.

  147. 147
    ballet shoes and pumps says:

    toes need to breath.

    issue isettled “o”

  148. 148
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Malta has a special arrangement with the EU whereby they get equal access to European markets but are not subject to their overbearing bureaucratic nonsense and diktats and do not pay any Danegeld, in other words they govern themselves unlike the pathetic idiots in this country who can no longer scratch their sorry arses without permission from Brussels.

  149. 149
    Anon. says:

  150. 150
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    The European parliament is a strange place for xenophobes too but it’s full of ‘em now, lets hope they all vote for Christmas when the time is right.

  151. 151
    Anon. says:

  152. 152

    Vote UKIP :-D

  153. 153
    The British media are cunts says:

    Anyone else notied in the all the D-Day coverage on the BBC and Sky that only yanks seem to be interviewed or filmed?

    Anyone would think that the British had nothing to do with D-Day.

    Oh and I had to laugh at the tosser on the BBC who talked about all the men AND WOMEN landed on D-Day.

    Can someone remind me of which female regiments were involved again, I’ve forgotten.

    Clearly that comprehensive education and gender diversity crap is working at the BBC.

    Next it will be the homosexual perspective on the landings.

  154. 154
    Lord Snooty says:

    Polling by the Tories that is.

  155. 155
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Heard the one about the schizophrenic that suffocated himself with two plastic bags? :-( :-(

  156. 156
    Anon. says:

  157. 157
    The British media are cunts says:

    Nick Clegg, Cam-moron and Bacon burger Ed like having their rectums’s fondled by butch boys at the EU.

  158. 158
    Here is BBC home service says:

    A true Liebour journalist, biased, uses the swear word racist, so all of us trash who voted UKIP she won’t do business with, so she can afford not to do business with 3miilion? who voted UKIP in the EU elections, now that’s bad business practice, wouldn’t buy a used car from her, still haven’t a clue who she is and being trash I really don’t care..

  159. 159
    Question Mark says:

    You what (or ya wot)?

  160. 160
    Get it right says:

    ‘Bored with’ darling.

    ‘Bored of’ = sure sign of Blair ejucashun

  161. 161
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    They tend to be medics and cooks
    They do a pretty good job

  162. 162
    By A-map says:

    wrong Newark luvvie

  163. 163
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    The BBC have obviously watched Saving Private Ryan and assumed no British, Australian, New Zealand or Canadian involvement, and somebody should also tell them that they were not women, they was a Scottish regiment wearing kilts ,FFS.

  164. 164
  165. 165
    Face Stomping Chianti Socialists till I'm Knee Deep says:

    I’m mighty tempted by your proposal. Can I sleep on it?

  166. 166
    The Gentleman Rioter says:

    I’ll be cancelling my Times subscription forthwith, disgusting woman!

  167. 167
    mata hari says:

    orace says buy ingress.
    sell ft. buy wsj.

    when in a seat, state who you are.

  168. 168
    sweet FA says:

    I think mole valley farmers sell pitch forks

  169. 169
    Tom Catesby says:

    Recommend,’Ollie’s Last Bar’, in Archbishop Street off Republic Street, Valetta.

  170. 170
    slammer says:

    get david own to nail himself the lower half. give him strength. pull him up then, and he will lift the labour part up. but teh tories, heir to balir, are sitting on top.

    (turn table sideways). elongate upwards.

    NF is the joker sitting on the head. dark slasses hides apeeping tom.

    is life sadistic.
    liffe was.

  171. 171
    Hear All See All Say Nowt says:

    I wish you’d collected the seaweed from the beach in Newark.
    Voters in Newark chosing UKIP are on a win win.
    Their new MP will only serve for 11 months until the General Election and whichever wins won’t do more than a maiden speech and a few pointless votes during this rump of a parliament.
    It beggars belief that anyone could vote for a non local, who tried and failed to deflect them from learning the truth of his persona ?

  172. 172
    Brainwash says:

    It’s them that have a lack of awareness and a break from reality.

  173. 173
    Bob says:

    Tories are above the law

    Like the banksters

    The Rule of Law broke down years ago in Britain

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    sweet FA says:

    I’m pretty sure that is not the real SC

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Shuldof gon to a propa skul, somewhere like Slough Grammar.

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    Dreamin, I'm only dreamin' says:

    Wouldn’t it be nice if Nige’s army pushed the Tories into the Trent.

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    M Oaten says:

    Hmmm nice, what about shit is there any shit to be had? I’m thinking some young strapping boys just bursting for a brown steaming growler squat over my face huffing and puffing. Any of that sort of action to be had in Brussels?

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    sweet FA says:

    Milliband rides into Westminster on a Donkey and falls off.
    Cameron rides into Westminster on a shetland pony and the pony falls over.
    Farage rides into Westminster bare chested on a white stallion along streets lined with cheering crowds.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    You could paint a dead p_ikey (and there are a shitload to choose from in the Constituency) blue and he would win in Newark.

  180. 180
    non taxable pikey says:

    She just turned left and kept going. No change there then.

    Newark Airport does handle all of the heavy cargo by the way, so maybe she got it right.

  181. 181
    M Oaten says:

    I bet her farts smell of boiled cabbage and dog shit.

  182. 182
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    He should be reasonably safe as long as he doesn’t tie an election campaign banner to the tailplane before take-off.

  183. 183
    non taxable pikey says:

    Hot and warm running Eastern European wimmin too, Malta is flooded with them.

  184. 184
    Dave, jackas in chief says:

    Let’s bomb Libya again

    It’s worth a few points in the polls

  185. 185
    Mr Garage says:

    We are not a one man band. Cheers from Mdina.

  186. 186
    Good idea says:

    With Lady Godiva I hope

  187. 187
    JJ says:

    Sounds like your typical garden variety Beeboid to me.

  188. 188
    hilarychapman says:

    Yes, UKIP’s time has come and gone. In a couple of years we won’t remember who they were.

  189. 189
    non taxable pikey says:

    Double up the Clips and you will get far enough. I’ll supply the Duct tape.

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    RichUpNorth says:

    Who the feck is Nikki Bayley?
    Vote UKIP

  191. 191
    JJ says:

    Are you sure about that it took years to clean up.

  192. 192
    non taxable pikey says:

    They widened the gates on Newark Castle a few years ago (give or take a few hundred) must have known Pickles would visit.

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    White rabbit says:

    Anyone care to bet she’s best mates with Richard Bacon who pressed the orgasmatron button talking about his bestest pal, Ed ‘gurning butty boy ‘Miliband today on Labour live.

  194. 194
    Tom Catesby says:

    ‘Solace’? So that’s the reason for all the cheesecake, hula hoops and stuff?

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    get in there.. says:

    I am David Owen and I need to rejoin the Labour Party.
    No point sniping at Bettie from the side.

    the real David Own is not nuclear. He needs to work from within the Labour Party, or piss sipp pisss ssssssip.ssssssssssssssss

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    National Socialist says:
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    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    she would be clutching his manly chest with him brandishing a huge sword the sun glinting on his golden winged helmet
    Milliband would be on a tricycle beandishing a ballpoint pen

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    sweet FA says:

    I am concerned that the life and culture given to me and us by our parents by their sacrifice is, has been undermined by a mentality coming from some evil mischief of misunderstanding. People who are a bit sad and defective in personality seem to latch on to the left agenda, I do not know why this is so and why their indoctriination should be so effective in weak minds unless there is a deliberate scheme to turn weak minds to their condition of mentality.
    I do not know what to do, although I am of the opinion that progress is a good thing and I can see the benefit of exchanging information and views with other cultures in order to see an average sort of belief system it causes me great anguish to see fuckwit socialists fucking about with perfectly good English people in education for no benefit that I can see. [/rant]

  200. 200
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    plenty
    they are always shitting on us

  201. 201
    Tony Bliar says:

    And a few quid in the bank!

  202. 202
    The BBC says:

    Although most of our presenters are white, most of the people we interview on Britain’s streets are effnic. This is because Britain is an effnic country. It always has been. We are now studying footage of D-Day to find as many pictures of effnics fighting Hitler’s nasty Tory scum in Berlin so we can celebrate the diversity.

    Failing that, we’ll make ten 10-minute short features for The One Show which will show how courageous tribes in Africa contributed to effnic-led D-Day success in Northern France, 1944.

  203. 203
    Tom Catesby says:

    Currently my favourite comment re: D-Day, was the announcer’s warning that the Dan Snow documentary on the 6th June landings may contain,’some violence’. Brilliant!

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  205. 205
    Duty Editor says:

    “Miliband would be on a tricycle with stabilisers brandishing some crayons”.

  206. 206
    Observer says:

    Our Vladimir has just given an interview on French TV

    He said: “Since Mr Hollande, Mrs Merkel and Mr Cameron have asked to meet me in France, I extend an invitation to Mr Obama to do likewise”

    Ver diplomatic, Vlad…

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    Tony Bliar says:
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    Tomorrow says:
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    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Al Beeb seem to be rather behind the rest of the media, who have started to cover a story about arrests in Tower Hamlets and electoral malpractice.

    Even the Guardian and Independent have covered it.

  212. 212
    Nuclear scientist says:

    Plus EDF desperately trying to extend the life of British nuclear power stations to stop the lights going out in Britain…

  213. 213
    Ben says:

    Good.

    He deserves a break.

    After everything he has done over the past few weeks,months and years.

    Hope he has a good holiday. He needs it!!!

    Well done Nigel Farage. You are a bloody diamond.

    Glad to see that someone else it taking the strain a bit.

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    Nice Dog says:

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    Genghiz the kahn says:

    617 Squadron have been grounded, over a dispute over the C.O’s dog. Maintenance and refuelling crews have objected to the use of the word Nig..r, and have boycotted arming, fuelling and working on the aircraft crewed by out of touch elitists.

    Wing Commander Gibson and his dog have refused to comment.

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    The River Trent says:
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    sweet FA says:

    actually I do have a clue what is happening in the lefty mind.
    By bad parenting and being a bit thick in class the weak personality seeks solace in a view of society which allows him to survive. No longer in these texts he reads is he a fucking no hoper in the real world but now he becomes by learning new words a warrior in intellectual space, pre armed with stuff other people don’t know about he ventures forth with a new determination to rid the world of people who think he is a bit of a shitty personality, best to avoid.

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    jack straw. says:

    left foot forward, drag the balled right foot in it’s pump.
    left needs to aim at 21 . the brick is creamy and long . the aim will give the left a lift and the “save it for a rainy day” right foot will follow.

    on the side is the toptable, now n it’s side too. dribbling against that is childish.

    so chill the dish and jump on the head of the blind man “my wee is still in”

    lazy dave should use the energy of the left’s great leapto feed andy, when he was a russian trekker. tories need to wipe their shoes on their cocks. who rubs thete?

  219. 219
    Labour Spokesmong says:

    “fucking about with perfectly good English people”

    There are no “good English people”. All English people are racist. All English people are racist. All English people are racist. All English people are racist. All English people are racist. All English people are racist.

    Celebrate diversity. Celebrate diversity. Celebrate diversity. Celebrate diversity. Celebrate diversity. Celebrate diversity. Celebrate diversity.

    Cost of living crisis.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    What a set of knob heads.

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    A Good Man is Nigel says:

    A well earned Break.

    Thank you Nigel.

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    Arms dealer says:

    NO…

    Nigel would be accompanied by a topless Nigella

    Her two superb bazookas would make LibLabCon flee for their lives

  223. 223
    Bishop Crystal Meths says:

    I will bless you all

    And kiss you on all four cheeks

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    Bob says:

    I was always told black people don’t like dogs, especially ones with blond hair.

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    The BBC says:

    Thanks to the unique way we’re funded, we’ve come up with the title: “Evil Tory scum force wonderful diverse community to fiddle election”.

    Now we just have to concoct the effnic-friendly details.

  226. 226
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Not true, the dog that cannot be named plainly said:
    Woof!, wooof , woof, grrr.

  227. 227
    sweet FA says:

    apparently taking heroin is like a sexual climax but all over your body. Hmmm that sounds like that might be nice, So why isn’t everybody taking heroin all the time ?

  228. 228
    Peter Robislamson says:

    Life was so simple until I opined about shari@, now I’ve had to eat humble pie. These guys make the ir@ look like soft shit.

    So shari@ for all. You know it’s coming. Get the cranes ready. Ally mars bar.

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    Crumbs says:

    Blonde-haired black people don’t like dogs?

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    Anonymous says:

    There was a time when there was no Labour party. It took a long time and a lot of setbacks but it certainly flourished. Here’s hoping and praying that UKIP will do the same.

  231. 231
    SOS says:

    That man in the baackground…

    Has she just hit him?

    Or has he just been given the BBC dose of the white stuff?

  232. 232
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Looks like it’s had a strap put around its muzzle as precaution, if only they could do the same for Diane.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Interesting indeed – so eybw is not the only one to know many things which others are still too blind to see – for themselves.

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    sweet FA says:

    could it be that there are social restriction that are self imposed be people who want the society to succeed rather than want to leave it. Why would someone want to leave society. Perhaps a person who can no longer identify with his society might want to leave it. To say ” well thanks for all the fish”
    or a person who can no longer identify with his society might feel lost, like a wandering soul, unable to communicate even the simplest concepts like trust and truth.

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    Idle guess says:

    The price of heroin?

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    Physionomist says:

    Nigel’s cheeky smile allways makes me think that some mate of his said to him in the pub a few years ago

    Bet you can’t knock LibLabDem off their perch Nige

    To which he replied

    Just you wait and see…

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    That’s why Brown had his attack dog McBride – duplicitously attack anyone who bare-facedly dared to to call Jackie smith a fucking commie bitch. FTAC / SO19 – fuck the establishment too who remain ‘silent’ about it.

  238. 238
    No brain required says:

    “unable to communicate even the simplest concepts like trust and truth”

    They could always try Twitter.

  239. 239
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    The bumbandits have been parachuted into many fucking Tory pissholes too.

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    Guido, with Nigel in Malta says:

    Legalise it

    We will all be permanently in heaven

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    Anonymous says:

    Who and what the fcuk is this silly bint?

  242. 242
    Ed Millibaconbuttie says:

    He should have turned that passport over or put suncream 80 on it. its got terrible sunburn on one side.

  243. 243
    Vince Cable says:

    Hang on, am I Paddy Ashdown? I don’t recall.

  244. 244
    Dr Freud says:

    Are you describing Ed Milichild by any chance?

    He is permanently wondering why he was ever born…

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    ‘Slowly, slowly catchee monkey’ – which is what the 650 spineless wanchors that ‘occupy’ parliament are.

    As for the dark suits / actors of the establishment – you lot can fuck off too.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Fuck the BBC

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    Fill yer boots! says:

    Cushty.

    A nice little earner moonlighting in travel conferences in foreign places.

  248. 248
    Aging Guido fan says:

    Can you update us on Bryony Gordon and her tits please Guido?

    It’s been some time and I’m worried about them…

  249. 249
    Herman's Hermits Haiku says:

    Somefing tells me I’m into somefing good.

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    Genghiz the kahn says:

    This ban on plastic bags is a bit too late for Steven Milligan.

  251. 251
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    A benchmark has already been voted on and laid down recently – and thus a new watermark has been declared. [Hi SC]

  252. 252
    concrete dump says:

    No indeed, it was actually quite amusing, unlike the real deal.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Bunch of ‘dirty shepherds’ – fuck the lot of you for your cravenness to a criminal enterprise called the establishment.

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    sweet FA says:

    thank you for reading my proposal.
    as you can see, as I have indicated there exists loads of gold in solution in the oceans my company has designed of which we have the worldwide patent and we are manufacturing ” the golden duck that lays real gold”
    test it is a state of the art technological advanced duck
    this duck just wants to make money for you. drop it in the ocean and, using SOLAR energy this duck by a patented process of hydrolysis absorbs gold from the ocean for you !!! that is right That is your gold!!” there are 10 million tons of gold right there for you to grab
    with the “the golden duck that lays real gold” you can get that gold for you.
    so purchase today at 100 dollars each these ducks are a give away. why not buy a thousand and increase your wealth thousand fold ?

    just call ” ducks are for wealth creation” or go to our web site

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    Careful what you wish for says:

    Do you mean “Heaven” as in singing “Kumbaya my Lord” with Jesus for the rest of eternity, or “Heaven” the gay nightclub in London?

    Neither sounds particularly pretty.

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    (my twisted) left foot forward says:

    got an itch mate. suggest put new “weall” krispy on it.

    while prince straw is being manicure and padded up(yes you buzzy)… better start hoping and carry the right on its way forward.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    We’ve had the Hutton whitewash, the Butler whitewash and well do we really think the chilcot whitewash will be any different …

    Fool us once, fool us twice – but three times oh no – you’re avin a fuckin larf int’ya

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    One has to wonder whether the Labour Marxists – in cahoots with the Tory Marxists may not choose to do a dirty tactical thing? [They are out to maintain their three psrty stooge / status quo – status after all]

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    Anonymous says:

    Guido’s plugging ukip again!

  260. 260
    Vulnrerable Old Tory says:

    Can I use this duck in my pond.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Blair is ‘desperate’ to get the gig – it’s his only last resort to try and conceal himself behind a cloak of duplicity.

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    stun () says:

    Apparently a travel journalist who writes for the Sunday Times but would refuse out of hand a small insurance agency because they admired UKIP, irrespective of quality of cover or cost. Thus doing the best for her readers.

    If only I could be arsed to work out how to use twitter.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Do any of the “unelected” EU ‘functionaries’ undergo psychiatric testing – and shouldn’t it be mandatory; and shouldn’t it be the same for the fucking wigs of the ECJ, the ECHR and the UKs wigged fraternity?

  264. 264
    gay 60's from the 1920's says:

    80persons are possible. sixty, is happy. eh ? missus.

  265. 265
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Every judge in the UK is craven to protect the banks at all costs – The Treasury Solicitors [TSOL] operating out of One Kemble Street London WC2B 4TS have been using unlawful methods via ‘Administrative court’ [not real courts] to thieve from the British Public.

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    Kay Burley says:

    Fucking hell.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Listen up bitch – hacks – don’t rule anymore – they are yesterdays news – they are the dead tree pressgangs of old – get fucking over it bitch.

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    Anonymous says:

    Because he loves Europe fucknuckle. IS that difficult for you to comprehend. Knut.

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    fingers crossed says:

    Over at Political Betting, the normally sensible Mike Smithson states that if UKIP loses tomorrow, even by a small number of votes, a lot of “wind will be taken out of their sails”.
    Not a single mention of the vast (over 16,000) majority enjoyed by the tories last time. Even Farage can’t perform miracles.
    I would have thought that to reduce that majority by half would be good going, if only to guarantee Cameron’s well-deserved sacking next year.

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    Face Stomping Chianti Socialists till I'm Knee Deep says:

    A liberal is a rich man who wants to share everything that he doesn’t own. A socialist is a man who wants to share what only the rich own. A greenie is someone that owns nothing and wants nobody else to either. Apologies to the resident wimmins and good luck in newark tomorrow!

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    Squeaker says:

    Fuck a duck

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Oh yee of such ignorance of what you are being informed of. i have made many references on here over the past year to ‘informed consent’.

    Take yeur fucking blinkers off you fucking sheep.

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    sweet FA says:

    Sam Sam. what do you think ? 100 dollar that is like ? I can buy them for a dollar per item, do you think people will buy ?
    ” it’s perception.
    There is a price people are happy paying. too low they think it is shit too high then it is for somebody else.
    It is like their life, what price would you put on a persons life ?
    you could say that in Middle , far east life is cheap because life has no value because the person did not have the opportunity to contribute his originality to the society because of the restrictive regime of the education, being of a certain religious bent. but here at least we value the individual and give room for personal development. Which I think is a good thing.

    Do you know that the Islamic scholars were actually getting along quite well. you can see there interest in mathematics and trigonometry in the designs of ceramic mosaics. The story I heard was that the mathematicians said ” look, there is the concept of zero and we really need to use it our calculations” and the priests said ” No you cannot use that the zero, nothing is Allah and you cannot write his name. so progress set back 500 years
    ” Way to go guys” thumbs up, fucking idiots,, cheers

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    Saucy Sophie Ridge says:

    Kay

    Your wig slipped this afternoon

    Take care yiu don’t have a nipple slip next time

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    sweet FA says:

    their

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    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    will these keep you going ?

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    something new. old is the new daughter says:

    nurse maid the daughter. prezz

    steven pielberg is the spy. the spy is steven .

    evn steven.
    elevensies.

    when I have moved itzy bitzy fart goes, there is always the propeller called reliance motors. wverything is linked to margaret hodge thedodge. Balls must come out fighting.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Ashdown on the weekend marr show – he has his head stuffed so far up his own posterior – it aint ever gonna come back down. Is he the UK’s version of the USofA’s Kerry?

    The sins of their fathers – still living a lie.

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    spinner says says:

    let’s wheel in. prince charles.

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    Nigel Farage says:

    Did Dave tell El Pais that he wanted to bomb the Spanish as well?

    We might as well make a few more friends in Europe now that it is run by that woman with a pointed helmet…

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    How’s the little bagman / marxist union ratbag Michael Dugher getting on these days tone … is he struggling to conceal his ‘whereabouts’ on numerous occasions over the past 12 years – or his lack of being called up at Hutton time for some ‘strange and odd reasons’ / legal trickery?

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    Please don’t insult me with being amusing. I do not think I can take it.

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    Dave’s hair is looking good in this recent photo:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Diane – loves her porta loo (bumbandit) though.

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    tigerowl says:

    Like a bonfire night firework. Nice when it goes off but so short a fun period. Bang and it is over. Just like UKIP will be.

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    John says:

    LOL

    Yes

    But Kerry is so botoxed that he can no longer even snile

    If he tried, his false teeth would fall out…among other things..

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    concrete dump says:

    Don’t worry SC, I’m sure it was just an aberration.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i didn’t know the Circus performers were in town.

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    Terry Mccan says:

    yes he was speaking at the ITT conference, a date which was arranged long before the Mercer/Newark thing blew up, but hey don’t let any boring truth get in the way of yet another pathetic story from you

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    Aging Guido fan says:

    Cor…yes

    She beats Highgella

    I think she would be suitable for Squeaker don’t you?

    Tarts and barrow boys and al that…

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    Is he searching for Sydney Greenstreet , Peter Lorre and Humphrey Bogart in the hope of finding the Maltese Falcon ?

    Then he could do without Sykes’ money !!

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    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony, closet racist, crank and gadfly says:

    Obama, US President, check.
    Merkel, German Chancellor, check.
    Cameron, British Prime Minister, check.
    Hollande, French President, check.
    Vam Rumpuy, low grade bank clerk, check.

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    Roger go-go says:

    16,000 was 2010 con over Lab majority. UKIP needs 26,000 swing from 2010.

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    You can fool some of the people all of the time says:

    Please see the above comment.

    “Nigel isn’t a media whore”. HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA

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    Nurse Botha says:

    Gordon, please put the Nutella back in cupboard

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    Mycroft says:

    But not at our expense.

    It’s a huge difference.

    …and I hope he charges.

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    "remove time gently says:

    pubs need to be open all hours.

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    SamCam with Larry says:

    Dave is next to Mummy

    So he will be OK

    I always worry when he has to sit with these unwashed people…

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    sweet FA says:

    I a;ways presumed that Mo Mowlan was on drugs for her medical condition when negotiating the Irish thingy and I did think drugs do effect your judgement.

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    it's like this says:

    we nee to bring ryadh to london.

    so no taxes please.
    brits have done a deal.

    deal1follows.

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    I have been to Wanker (anag) many times. When I was young and fairly junior, I treated a newly-won client to a meal there. He had a passion for Calvados which, at that point, I had never drunk. That was about to change…

    We did a bottle of the stuff. The restaurant charged by the shot. I am talking early 80s and the bill came to well over £100, a fortune for a meal for two in those days. (Maybe £600 now.)

    My boss was incandescent with my expenditure and held on to all my expenses for two months before paying me out. Bastard!

    Bob Clark! There! I have named him and shamed him. I subsequently found out that he was dr!ving around in a fully expensed Rolls Royce whilst he was prevaricating about my modest claim. Bastard! Did I say that already?

    He was a short-arsed runt and could barely see over the steering wheel. Fuck you Bob Clark! Perhaps he was jealous because I s*****d five of his secretaries when he got nowhere? Stupid man always chose pretty ones…

    Anyway, and not before time, Newark may be on the Trent but there is no beach. Not even like the “beach” in Paris (Paris-Plages).

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    TOO LATE – YESTERDAYS NEWS SAYS

    I’ve just had some bad news.
    The Home Office are planning to deport Afusat and her two daughters tonight. They won’t tell us what flight she is on. They learnt last week just how quickly we can come together and delay the deportation.
    I have one more hope. Last week Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg told me on LBC Radio that he would look into Afusat’s case and confirmed his commitment to help stop FGM.
    Theresa May has so far refused to even acknowledge our pleas, but Nick Clegg has. Please tweet and ask Clegg to step up and help Afusat now.
    So far the Home Office have given Afusat a list of four organisations that she could try to contact for help in Nigeria. One of those doesn’t even have a website, another only has places for 14 women.
    It’s not enough. We need to know Afusat and her daughters will be protected.
    Tweet Clegg now.
    When I started this campaign I never imagined so many people would support me. I promised Afusat I would do everything I possibly could to help her.
    Anj

    This email was sent by Change.org

    Mailing Address: 216 West 104th Street, Suite #130 · New York, NY 10025 · USA

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    Thanks.

    I do wish you were amusing like concrete pump. Still, we can’t have everything…

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    albacore says:

    Good for Nigel – he’s surely earned a break
    Plus, it might have been a wise move to make
    Judging by their need for secret trials
    Would you trust our governing Europhiles?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-27704747

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    just asking says:

    Isn’t playing class warfare what lefties do? Or are UKIP no better than lefty scum these days?

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    not 26 says:

    1162

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    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony, closet racist, crank and gadfly says:

    Watching the D day stuff reminded me of a story I heard/read somewhere. Don’t know if it’s true. In brief..

    A D day vet was waiting at passport control on arrival in Calais. He’s getting on so doesn’t get his passport out quickly enough for the arrogant French twat behind the desk and the officer makes his feelings clear. The vet says to him ‘The last time I entered your country nobody was asking for fucking passports’.

    Beautiful.

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    sweet FA says:

    In god we are brought up to believe.
    A God who looks down.
    Why is this ?
    I Know for certain fact that there is truth in the statement that God exists but I do not think it is Christ and for certain it is not Mohammed fella. I think God can be found but there needs to be a modern language without all the bullshit. something that everybody can sign up to. Like a universal fairy story/ or a universal truth depending on you. I think we should work towards this goal kill every fucker that stands in the way.

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    afghani the terrible says:

    helmer is a provinc. an arm.
    storm the arm. honk

  310. 310
    winston churchill says:

    Vote liblabcon to keep the bars and restaurants heavily subsidised by us the pleb poor, in parliament so that they can stay rich. Wouldnt you like all your food wine and beers subsidised every time you went out to a restaurant.

  311. 311
    UKRAP FRUITCAKES says:

    fvck off!

  312. 312
    Mycroft says:

    The first women on D-day beach was a ‘MASH’ unit, it arrived under cover of dark on the 10th June about 11pm.

    The first to arrive were the nurses of the 42nd and 45th Field Hospitals together on Landing Ship VR109 and the 91st and 128th Evacuation Hospitals on VR207.

    Fact from the American War Record.

    So no women on D-Day at all.

    BBC doing their bit for PC winkies.

  313. 313
    The photographer says:

    Barry is just telling Angela how he listens to her phone every day…

  314. 314
    UKRAP FRUITCAKES says:

    shifting priorities should be possible?

  315. 315
    Heather says:

    Are you going to pay for my child at last?

  316. 316
    Vote UKIP/Labour to ensure England stays in the EU says:

    A cu’nt of the highest order

  317. 317
  318. 318
    Mycroft says:

    That took me 8 minutes to discover, not too much of an effort to get something really important right, they do have 2billion I think a year so i think we should get some accuracy.

    I would also like to ensure no-one thinks I decry any effort given in that invasion from day 1 to completion, I don’t and never will do.

    I was fortunate to spend a fair amount of time in the Company of a D-Day ‘Beachmaster’, for me the bravest man I ever met.

    He died almost to the day 50 years after the invasion and I for one was made a humbler man in spending time in his company.

    Get it right or STFU.

  319. 319
    joolz says:

    glad she was not stroking her pussy

  320. 320
    C.O.Jones says:

    This is a True Story.

    In February 1966 De Gaul ordered all American military forces to leave France, President Johnson asked Dean Rusk to seek further clarification from President de Gaulle by asking whether the bodies of buried American soldiers must leave France as well.

    And some people wonder why they are called “Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys”. Fair weather friends at best!

  321. 321
    Lost in the wilderness says:

    A round of applause is required for that. Made me chuckle thanks.

  322. 322
    It's a shame Kippers don't engage brain says:

    Oscar Wilde had a wife -odd choice for a raving queen.

  323. 323
    The wizz says:

    pillock?

  324. 324
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    deport her?
    STONE THE WITCH

  325. 325
    Let's Rotate The Board says:

    That’s Numberwang

  326. 326
    The wizz says:

    The left are very good at playing class warfare, it’s what lefties do.

  327. 327
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    Believe in Christ I do and he always helps
    Try it
    The bible contains the answer to every question, I wouldn’t wipe my arse on the quran, the ravings of an illiterate cave dwelling , child fucking murderous peasent

  328. 328
    The wizz says:

    A pity you didn’t.

  329. 329
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    It is, I keep a cockroach in my pocket and throw it on my nearly clear plate
    that or let a mouse go

  330. 330
    táxpáyér says:

    The truth hurt?

  331. 331
    The millions who don't vote UKIP says:

    Indeed.

  332. 332
    Margot Leadbetter says:

    No wonder he hardly ever shows up at the European Parliament if he’s so busy campaigning in the UK.

  333. 333
    táxpáyér says:

    Fluoride

  334. 334
  335. 335
    táxpáyér says:

    54% tory vote to 30ish% if that doesn’t scare the dave party into action then they’ve got a death wish

  336. 336
    The wizz says:

    @Frank, sounds as if he has been putting the hours in, unlike the rest of the so-called MP’s. However. because of the MSM nobody takes much notice. Tomorrow all will be revealed, ‘Praise the Lord and keep your powder dry’ (Oliver Cromwell.)

  337. 337
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Hi there pathetic troll. You keep it up.

  338. 338
    Is That Barry's Red Line? says:

    Barry takes his red line to dinner

  339. 339
    winston churchill says:

    http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/04/angela-merkel-faces-tricky-balancing-act-in-row-over-top-eu-job

    cameron to lose out on juncker to his very great “friend”, merkel.

    I see theres nothing in the queens speech on the eu or mass immigration.

    vote ukip tomorrow.

  340. 340
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    You are entitled to your smear – Voltaire to you too.

  341. 341
    sweet FA says:

    not wanting to sound a bit weird in any way but the Jesus actually exists, I know this,
    From experience if you really believe from your “centre” that Jesus exists, good things happen for you. I cannot explain it other than thinking that there is a suoer brain watching over everything but that would b silly I prefer to think. and this would make more sense logistically that the superman is contained within you and you know it but you just don’t want to face him

  342. 342
    Just what is that Lady doing? says:

    Obama pushes woman’s face into man’s crutch

  343. 343
    winston churchill says:

    to commemorate the d day landings vote ukip, or you will betray all those who died to save democracy.

    #
    Vote liblabcon for us to be just a state within a united states of europe. a parish council in fact.

  344. 344
    The wizz says:

    Rubbish! Helmer is is an Army Colonel (Ret’d), he does not need anybody to hold his hand. His orders have been given and he will do his duty.

  345. 345
    táxpáyér says:

    First Lib Dem qualifies for rapid promotion scheme

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-27643702

  346. 346
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    And these are three of the top nobs from the West – JFHChrist.

  347. 347

    I love many French individuals.

    Politically though, they are a load of c’unts.

    From Pétain, Laval, Flandin, Darlan, Sarraut, Chautemps, Blum, de Gaulle, Poher, Pompidou, Chaban-Delmas, Fabius, Mitterrand, Giscard d’Estaing, Delors, up to Hollande. All massive c’unts!

    Sarkozy was the only half decent one.

  348. 348
    Lost in the wilderness says:

    UK,Canada,USA,Germany,France,Italy and Japan. 7 leaders discusing ‘things’. Sling the other two chancers out of the room.

  349. 349
    The French People says:

    We are always there we need you

  350. 350
    Ring a Ring o' Roses says:

    atishoo, atishoo, all fall down

  351. 351

    Oh! Strauss-Kahn!

    His name almost gets there by itself. C’unt!

  352. 352
    Anonymous says:

    The reason why we won’t remember who they were, is because we will be celebrating what they’ve become.

  353. 353
    You've come to the wrong place. Try the guardian says:

    She came illegally. Goodbye.

  354. 354
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    let’s try that again at the pic of Camoron, Merde.kel and obummer – orig post no 335 at 10:29 pm – and these three are the top politicos from the west – JF.H Crist.a

  355. 355
    we're fooked says:

    As these propaganda pictures are carefully selected before being made public, then they are certainly trying to issue a glum message

  356. 356
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron is an EU whore

  357. 357
    Fishy says:

    and he called the PM, ‘Cameron’

  358. 358
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Beg to differ on Sharkozy there – he’s a planted penis.

    De Gaulle – Visited a castle in scotchland when on the runabout over here – does anyone know the name of the now famous castle? [i do]

  359. 359
    A J Teapot says:

    Cheer up jones.

    Allied forces killed more French soldiers and civilians than the Germans did.
    That is also a true fact.

    And, more allied servicemen were killed by French soldiers than German soldiers were killed by French soldiers.

    Funny old war.

  360. 360
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    i agree
    This time last year I was in the death room(its by the nurses station)
    I asked him to help, as did others who prayed for me, including nurses they dont normally do that
    Guess what Im here and pretty fit
    I owe it to him

  361. 361
    Those two Eurocrats should Not be there. The EU STINKS says:

    So democratically elected Putin was not invited but unelected Eurocrats Dumb and Dumber were.

  362. 362
    Anonymous says:

    If the conference was in Bognor, Barcelona or Beirut, Nigel would be a speaker because he is principled and hard working.

    Compare to Blair and Brown and indeed the former Newark Tory MP, who lest us not forget, are all troughing traitors for hire… Who gladly sell their country down the pan for a few silver shillings.

    Nigel is more of a man, and loves his country, more than any of those disgraceful individuals which sum up what the entire LibLabCon has become in this country.

  363. 363
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    Nnothing silly in it , I pity those that turn their backs on him
    You can be as much of a twat as you like but if you genuinely believe and trust no harm will come to you
    Even death isnt a problem, its a change of environment, I no longer fear it, we go when we have done what we needed to do
    look at Stephen Sutton, he did more in 4 years than any of us will do in our lives
    Now he has his reward for his labours

    Blair will of course go straight to hell

  364. 364
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Doomed!, I tell ee’ we are all doomed!.

  365. 365
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Doomed!, I tell ee’ we are all doomed!.

  366. 366
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    Non of these “leaders” look normal do they?

    Nigel looks like a human being which is a good start
    Milliband looks like he should be working at pc world
    Clegg modelling Y fronts for catalogues
    Cameron taking your measurements for a suit or flogging upmarket watches whilst inwardly seething that you earn more than he does

    I also like Putin

  367. 367
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Reply effed up again 335

  368. 368
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron, the UKs Prime Minister, takes his orders from a foreign power.

    Which of the 100’s of thousands of our relatives who gave their souls and died in 2 wars to preserve the sovereignty of this great nation, ever thought the above words would be true ever again in this country.

    The traitorous actions of our LibLabCon politicians makes me shudder, I can only imagine the dead are turning in their graves with disgust.

    Cameron and all his HoP co conspirators who so clearly hate the UK with a Marxist passion, make me sick to the core.

    I only hope history judges them for what they have done whilst they are still alive, and don’t avoid their just and due retribution by taking the easy route out.

  369. 369
    A shrink says:

    I’d be very concerned if you actually believe all that tosh.

  370. 370
    Anonymous says:

    Meanwhile the UK, the country with the 4th highest living standards in the World, gives out passports to any Mohammad, Akbar or Patel like confetti for free.

    Cameron is a fcuking disgrace.

  371. 371
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Let’s not forget what it means to be English and be proud of our traditions.

    We have a rich and amazing history that we must hold on to at all costs and never, ever, let anyone take it away.

    Think long and hard before voting.

  372. 372
    Mong watch says:

    There’s always something sickening about those who invoke dead soldiers to make a political point. You wouldn’t have been worthy to lick Churchill’s arse.

  373. 373
    Anonymous says:

    Do you think we don’t know that Cameron will produce some meaningless “concession” from the EU and claim that he has successfully renegotiated so there is no need for a referendum?

  374. 374
    Reuters always first says:

    God they look miserable

    They obviously need Berlusconi and some below the belt jokes

    Or Nigel Farage and a human pint

  375. 375
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    TREACHERY: THEY NAME IS VINCE CABLE.

  376. 376
    Cossack says:

    I think Vlad has given all three a spanking

    Are they aboutt to cry?

  377. 377
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    No wonder the Planets fucked! G7?

  378. 378
    Pen says:

  379. 379
    Necrophiliac Dating Agency-Just Where Do They Dig These People Up From? says:

    Yes Guido, UKIP is more than just a one-man band and he deserves a blumin’ holiday! Rodger is more than capable to run Party affairs in Newark. The MSM can feel their grip loosening on the GBP. I do like to see them squirm in their evermore decreasing sphere’s of influence. Shucks, some may even have to go out and get a real job soon! :)

  380. 380
    forgive me . says:

    unprotected sex kills.

    is ths an objective statement?

  381. 381
    Jack says:

    Exactly my reading of these people

    The West is led by pygmies

  382. 382
  383. 383
    Electoral Commission-doing best what others aren't tasked with (unless it's Fraud and Postal Voting) says:

    Then don’t tell me? It’s back to the protracted day-to-day rigmarole of the LibLabCon Federalist fiasco? Methinks it’s you lot that have been on ‘Holiday’ for too long and not listened to the Public enough to earn your Holiday. Don’t worry, a rather long one has been booked – courtesy of the Voting Public.

  384. 384
    táxpáyér says:

    led by oikophobes embarrassed by the people they claim to represent.

  385. 385
    táxpáyér says:

    Syria elections also didn’t come up with the right result for the western establishment

  386. 386
    cured lefty says:

    Pray tell us what they died for

  387. 387
    when the hip is fluid what will happen. The changeling says:

    right has to be right. there is no centre.

  388. 388
    táxpáyér says:

    Antoine de Saint-Exupery was great

  389. 389
    táxpáyér says:

    Hope can I contribute to the cab fair to the airport?

  390. 390
    cured lefty says:

    Black people have enough problems without this fucking moron in public position!

  391. 391
    táxpáyér says:

    Thanks to the unique way we’re funded (By threatening to kidnap you if you don’t like our extortion).

  392. 392
    Sangatte Tourist Advisor-the only way is up says:

    We can provide you with a no expenses-spared trip under a Lorry or in an ISO Container, culminating in a marvelous journey to Wonderland (where the streets are paved with gold, free housing, easy money and an easy acceptance of your Culture/Hatred of the place).

  393. 393
    táxpáyér says:

    But AlJaBeebya has NEVER let the truth get in the way of the narrative.

  394. 394
    Anonymous says:

    They look like 2 gaylords getting married, pathetic.

  395. 395
    táxpáyér says:

    Ronald Reagan (PBUH) died today.

    Thanks for helping defeat the evil of marxism.

  396. 396
    jimbo says:

    Must be close if Uncle Wupert is getting Guido to run smear stories

  397. 397
    táxpáyér says:

    An increasing number of people aren’t doing business with (buying) the Stimes, probably because they aren’t a hard-left bullshit swallowing sort of person.

  398. 398
    táxpáyér says:

    So you’re going to try and censor newsworthy interviews from your potential readers.

    I wouldn’t expect you to get much of a pension.

  399. 399
    táxpáyér says:

    Could at least CHARGE for citizenship and get immigrants on visa to buy insurance that pays out if they don’t leave on time.

  400. 400
    táxpáyér says:

    If you keep posting your tin-foil clap-trap I will !

    See you tomorrow.

  401. 401
    Nigeeeeeeeel, fucking legend. says:

  402. 402
    Nosferatu says:

    I’m very fond of a human pint. Preferably from a virgin.

  403. 403
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    I never though we would ever see the day when RUSSIA was the first line of defence against against communist expansion .

  404. 404
    The bleeding obvious says:

    To beat the Germans. To help their mates. To win the war as quickly as possible so they could get back home to their families and carry on as normal.

    They didn’t die so scum like you could say 70 years later “Vote for X otherwise you betray the dead of WW2″; you utter, sick fucks.

  405. 405

    Obama get’s it. But what is going on with Dave’s hair ?

    Vote UKIP :-)

  406. 406
    Tachybaptus says:

    Abbott is right: Venezuela shows that another way is possible. It’s possible for a socialist to turn a rich and peaceful nation into a basket case with rationing and violence, in just a decade. It should remind us that the possibility is open here too, if people are stupid enough to elect a socialist.

    But sadly they are. Chavez was democratically elected, and there are plenty of people here who will vote for the idiot Miliband.

  407. 407
    Yellow lab says:

    So what if he was in Malta, he’s doing a great service to the UK. I hope he becomes Prime minister.
    He’s not racist, he’s just saying what most of the population are thinking and that is this country is too overcrowded.
    And we should free out country from Brussles !

  408. 408

    There is a sound reason for my partial exemption of Sarkozy which you may be unaware of.

    He was the very first French president not to stand in the way of the use of English on “Petite France” grounds thus, somewhat ironically, enabling our language to become the world Lingua Franca.

    From his time in office all French children have learned English as a second language.

    In my book, that distinguishes him from the others.

  409. 409

    Indeed. Except that I was confining my dislike to the French body politic.

    Otherwise one could have included the much earlier Pierre de Bérulle as an interesting instigator of the Counter-Reformation. Elsewhere, its decrees on art questioned Veronese’s Last Supper at the Basilica di Santi Giovanni e Paolo for containing “buffoons, drunken Germans, dwarfs and other such scurrilities”.

    Veronese said he put them in because Michelangelo did the same so he was given three months to change it. He did it much quicker and extremely artfully, merely by renaming the painting The Feast of Levi.

    Michelangelo’s The Last Judgment in the Sistine Chapel had to have all its nude figures painted over for the same reasons. It also outraged the authorities that Christ was shown without a beard. Monty Python’s Flying Circus lampooned this in one of their more amusing sketches.

  410. 410
    winston churchill says:

    well the truth always helps. you are not worthy to even comment. you never went through it . you never lost relatives. you are sickening, just like the tories who use photo opportunities with service personnel to further their political aims, in fact all politicians do this.

  411. 411
    Kenneth Cluck says:

    bit.ly/1jzYeBC

  412. 412
    Anonymous says:

    lets all celebrate the d day landings then vote for the liblabcon party who have ceded all our powers to a non elected body that no one in our country has voted for.

    Their losses are in vain.
    #

    VOTE LIBLABCON FOR A UNITED STATES OF EUROPE RUN JUST LIKE RUSSIA.

  413. 413
    Anonymous says:

    the d day landings.

    Another chance for a politician to have a photo opportunity with our brave personnel and who suffered or died to maintain our way of life and our democracy.

    Then go back to the office and ignore them and plan to cede even more of our powers to brussels for the dream of a united states of europe with our old foe pulling all the strings.

    You couldnt make it up and even think or believe that your own people would do this to you.

    They are worse than scum.

  414. 414
    Anonymous says:

    Row as voters are promised the power to sack their MP… but only if other MPs agree that there can be a by-election

    Leopards can not change their spots.

    They just carry on as if nothing has changed.

    Thats what cameron will just do if he were to get a majority at the next election.

    You cant trust any of them. There for themselves and their bank balance.
    Lets carry on subsidising their meals and drinks too at our expense, as if they arent rich enough

  415. 415
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Good Morning bumsexers everywhere.

  416. 416
    Comrade Iain Duncan Smith says:

    The Tiananmen Square massacre was a great day for communism. All bourgeois elements will face the iron fist of the workers state.

  417. 417
    Anonymous says:

    they didnt die so scum like you can give away our powers to germany either. you sick tory parasite. go and take even more money off the poor as is your way of life. sick sick sick, parasitcal trechorous arsehole of the lowest order. obvious you cant take criticism which part or a normal democracy that they fought and died for. get back into your cesspit hole in westminster, you ignorant blood sucking leech.

  418. 418
    The Spooks says:

    I hope we are all still supporting the most authoritarian government this country has seen in the last 500 years. If you don’t, we know where you live.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2648832/First-trial-held-secret-Closed-terror-case-branded-outrageous-assault-open-justice-thanks-free-Press-know-happening.html

  419. 419
    Anonymous says:

    ‘Hell doesn’t describe those beaches, Nurse': How the Home Front learned of the bloody horror, the sacrifice and the heroism of D-Day – and was given hope of victory
    Relieved to get home: An injured soldier helps his badly wounded comrade to light a cigarette
    As we prepare to honour the sacrifice on the Normandy beaches this Friday – with veterans attending medal ceremonies.

    our thoughts and prayers are with you all today and thank you so so much.

    We all owe you so much, but I dont think we can ever repay you. What happened this day was truly truly remarkable. Thank you again.
    Words are not enough.

  420. 420
    The public says:

    The current bunch of tossers in Parliament don’t trust the public. They don’t believe in democracy. They are thieves and liars who are an affront to this nation.

  421. 421
    Gok Wan says:

    Never trust people who wear badges on their lapels

  422. 422
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony, closet racist, crank and gadfly says:

    Well, by all accounts it looks like it’ll need to be an extinction level event as opposed to an earthquake for UKIP to take Newark. Only a loss of the seat would screw Cameron, even a vastly reduced majority won’t knock him off course. He’ll just spin it as a victory ‘for a government coming to the end of it’s term’ and carry on promising a referendum that he knows full well he will never have to grant.

    Time is running out.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.
    Vote LibLabCon, get the EU.

  423. 423
    The voting public says:

    Fuck off you cast-iron lying twat.

  424. 424
    IMHO says:

    The case is the biggest load of shit i have ever heard about. FGM is perpetrated on women in Africa at the instigation of other women. They are usually the girls’ female relatives – their own mothers in aprticular. It is an abominable practice which the authorities should do more to stamp out but the idea that the woman would not go back for fear her daughters will be subject to it is utter hogwash.

  425. 425
    Village Idiot says:

    ….”Icarus” comes to mind?

  426. 426
    Southern Softie says:

    This stupid, corrupt bitch will proabably get ministrial responsibility in the next government!

  427. 427
    HM Government says:

    Try platitudes. They work for us.

  428. 428
    Fooled public says:

    …Nothing about islam,fgm,asian sex gangs,food banks,disabled thrown on the scrap heap causing great worry, immigration,the undemocratic EU, but we got same -sex marriage and tax on bags!

  429. 429
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Depends. What’s a Grecian earn?

  430. 430
    Cardinal Biggles says:

    Delightful?

  431. 431
  432. 432
    Nurse Botah says:

    Gordon, please stop breaking the blue crayons

  433. 433
    joolz says:

    not got the grasp of replying to the picture have you

  434. 434
    Bishop, David Laurence - Bus-Pass Elvis Party says:

    Hear ! Hear !

  435. 435
    Those who have not forgotten says:

    plus England of our generation.

  436. 436
    Germany calling, Germany calling says:

    Who is ze masters now.

  437. 437
    Here is BBC home service says:

    Two unknowns and a Kenyan, one has destroyed a major nation and the other two are destroying 27 nations, just because they can.

  438. 438
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am important too

  439. 439

    Has no one complained about all Lutfur’s supporters wandering about inside the count and shouting at people and brandishing biros in an apparent attempt to spoil perfectly good voting papers for opposition parties?

    Not one person?

  440. 440
    Choo Choo Train says:

    Train spotters do

  441. 441
    A Kipper says:

    MEP = 4 year term, Newark MP = less than 1 year term.
    Helmer is doing this, not for himself, but for UKIP.

  442. 442
    Duplicitous Dave says:

    So voters are being duped over MP recall? What’s new? I’ve been duping voters for four years. Voters are thick and with my brilliant PR skills it’s easy to pull the wool over their eyes. My only concern is to take care of my core vote – wind farm scammers, knobjockeys and foreign aid chancers. Toodle pip!

  443. 443
    A Kipper says:

    Yes – he will be in Newark on Thursday afternoon.

  444. 444
    Anonymous says:

    Can you visit France without your passport?

  445. 445
    A Kipper says:

    Helmer is not a retired colonel and has never served in the army.
    He was a successful business-man for more years than the Tory candidate has been alive!
    A Mail attack dog, so-called journalist (in a smear article) gave rise to that lie.

  446. 446
    Prod says:

    Doesn’t everybody?

  447. 447
    The Public says:

    http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/06/04/mirror-seeks-to-smear-farage-on-malta-trip

    “A senior UKIP source told Breitbart London, “Well it is clear that ‘Nigel Farage pictured with leggy blonde’ sounds very different to ‘Man helps less abled woman walk around’ but this is what the media does to us”. ”

    Surprised Gido didn’t join in with Today’s disgusting mirror smear. The more lies that MSM publish, the more I know that I will not vote for the establishment parties again. If any MP in Westminster is reading this, I’d like you to know that you make me puke.

  448. 448
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Squashy – and they leave powder all over your jacket.

  449. 449
    Neocon is a stupid word. says:

    The UK PLC has the 6th largest GDP but the British people are 34th according to GDP per capita.
    That’s why we are suffering an onslaught of Establisment self serving squealing to protect their wealth from a democratic vote for UKIP.

  450. 450
    The Public says:

    Good to see the Times journalist’s consider their readers to be complete idiots, and yet expect their readers to pay for the crap they spew out. Another legacy newspaper in its death bed I suspect.

  451. 451
    The Public says:

    To the BBC, Britain is part of the EU and doesn’t exist as a sovereign power, therefore they can’t put out any coverage that might indicate that Britain was once able to defend itself from tyrants.

  452. 452
    The Public says:

    I think you have the LibDem vote too high.

  453. 453
  454. 454
    The Public says:

    Well if the lights go out, we’ll need some other use for all the lampposts…

  455. 455
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Did her blind granny knit that awful jumper? Ladies and Gentlemen, fashion sense has left the building.

  456. 456
    Anonymous says:

    “hoping to break through to Westminster” ?
    Simples Nige. All you have to do is offer the electorate an actual say in influencing policies. Otherwise, how does your personal ideology differ from that of the rest of that conniving rabble?

  457. 457
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Why is the never a suicide bomber around when you need one?

  458. 458
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Bill and Ben, the Flowerpot men and you know who in the middle.

  459. 459
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Minister for Taxistops?

  460. 460
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Perhaps you should repeat that in Urdu?

  461. 461
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Jools, as a regular visitor here, you should know by now that this forum runs on the Balls maths education method – ie it can never count much above 250 before going all to shit. It does make it difficult to follow contributions when this sort of shit software operates here.

  462. 462
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Proof of the pudding – this response was to jools right at the foot of the page way down below.

  463. 463
    Mycroft says:

    Yeah, it’s a mindset thing, I fear that British Journalism is losing a staggering amount of authority in a startlingly short time due to have no proper moral compass.

    That is a desperately sad situation.

    if you are ‘honest and truthful’ you are shunned it seems, you can be taken down by the actions of the agenda driven fanatics.

    In a few short years I have lost so much respect for all reporting in this Country, I go and check and read all first hand accounts I can find.

    Look at today’s headlines about Farage, such things were once a joke, now it’s just plain nasty lies.

    Reaping the Whirlwind as a proverb was never so pertinent as it is now, every Editor in the land should take heed.

  464. 464
    Mycroft says:

    We saved Europe from itself 70 years ago, it seems that we have to do it again, this time though it will be by dint of a reverse invasion to bring down an evil and overbearing Continent wide Oligarchy.

    The parallels are not lost on some of us, the ‘voices’ in this Country seem to be entirely oblivious of them.

    Vote UKIP.

  465. 465
    davo says:

    Whizz, whizz, whizz! (Sound of my mouse wheel whenever I see your name on this site, Mr Albacore)

  466. 466
    Anonymous says:

    He’s not even coming close to clocking up the air miles of the typical “climate scientist” on exes.

    #greensgobyair

  467. 467
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    C U next tuesday – more like; your are pathetic – but please do keep it up.

  468. 468
    Anonymous says:

    Yeah, yeah, and if he had stood in Newark the line would have been “they are a one man band”.

    Hopefully the voters will see that the best answer to this sort of crap is to vote UKIP.

  469. 469

    At a prior booked conference.
    It’s called “working”.

  470. 470
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Just like a cab, or is it malbec?

  471. 471
    Give the old queen a large gin. says:

    Certainly make George Cross.

  472. 472
    As if it makes any difference says:

    He’s pissed on his chips with Herr Juncker.

  473. 473
    Some like it hot. says:

    So did Marilyn and look what that got her!


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