June 4th, 2014

It’s a Jolly Holiday With Nigel
Farage Spends Home Stretch of Campaign 1,718 Miles From Newark

With the polls opening in a matter of hours for a crunch by-election, where is the leader of the party that is hoping to break through to Westminster for the first time? Nigel Farage is certainly not in Newark. Instead he was spotted at the Hilton Hotel in sunny Malta, 1,718 miles from rainy old Nottinghamshire. Instead of campaigning, Farage is hobnobbing with Helen Grant and Lord Adonis at the Institute of Travel & Tourism’s conference. A vote of confidence for Helmer!


473 Comments

  1. 1
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Deserves a European holiday

    Liked by 3 people

  2. 2
    Maltese Fritter says:

    Forget Jean-Claude Juncker, here’s Junket Farage.

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    • 20
      Anonymous says:

      Man spends time on holiday shoka!

      Other men, who never go on holiday, say “blimey”.

      Liked by 1 person

      • 27
        Factoid says:

        He’s not on holiday, he’s a “keynote speaker” at a travel conference.

        Presumably telling people how to apply for visas to visit France or Ireland once he’s got his way.

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        • 53
          Bosun Higgs says:

          It’s a freebie!

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        • 110
          italian wrecker in a kafough Kup says:

          LA is cheap.
          10 saudi apples available for the price of one,

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        • 392
          Sangatte Tourist Advisor-the only way is up says:

          We can provide you with a no expenses-spared trip under a Lorry or in an ISO Container, culminating in a marvelous journey to Wonderland (where the streets are paved with gold, free housing, easy money and an easy acceptance of your Culture/Hatred of the place).

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        • 444
          Anonymous says:

          Can you visit France without your passport?

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      • 77
        The Growler says:

        “Blimey”

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    • 147
      ballet shoes and pumps says:

      toes need to breath.

      issue isettled “o”

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      • 167
        mata hari says:

        orace says buy ingress.
        sell ft. buy wsj.

        when in a seat, state who you are.

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        • 170
          slammer says:

          get david own to nail himself the lower half. give him strength. pull him up then, and he will lift the labour part up. but teh tories, heir to balir, are sitting on top.

          (turn table sideways). elongate upwards.

          NF is the joker sitting on the head. dark slasses hides apeeping tom.

          is life sadistic.
          liffe was.

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    • 466
      Anonymous says:

      He’s not even coming close to clocking up the air miles of the typical “climate scientist” on exes.

      #greensgobyair

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  3. 3
    Sarah Millington says:

    Top chap Nigel.

    I am sure the message to the voters of Newark & the choice they have is very clear by now.

    Vote UKIP.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. 4
    Veritaholic says:

    Otherwise known as having faith in one’s colleagues to get the job done and shewing that UKIP is not a one man band.

    Liked by 3 people

    • 6
      Socialism Ate My Future says:

      1

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    • 9
      Neil Hamilton, UKIP spokesman says:

      Roge and I will bring it home Nige!!

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      • 26
        non taxable pikey says:

        Plus it’s pissing down in Newark whilst Malta has 25 degrees and not a cloud in the sky.
        He could also be asking Malta if they would back him with their 3 QMV votes in the EU every little helps.

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    • 22
      Labour is the nasty party . says:

      UKIP is a one man band ,so he must be very sure of himself that Newark
      has got the message .

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    • 92
      Gooey Blob says:

      Nigel is staying away for another reason: polling indicates that the Tories will hold Newark.

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      • 154
        Lord Snooty says:

        Polling by the Tories that is.

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      • 188
        hilarychapman says:

        Yes, UKIP’s time has come and gone. In a couple of years we won’t remember who they were.

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        • 230
          Anonymous says:

          There was a time when there was no Labour party. It took a long time and a lot of setbacks but it certainly flourished. Here’s hoping and praying that UKIP will do the same.

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        • 352
          Anonymous says:

          The reason why we won’t remember who they were, is because we will be celebrating what they’ve become.

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  5. 7
    Neil Hamilton, UKIP spokesman says:

    Why let a bye-election get in the way of a free junket. I wouldn’t. is there a Ritz in Valletta?

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  6. 8
    Sadiq Khan 4 Mayor says:

    Poor old Helmer. He was making a name for himself with more and more interviews recently so Nigel sent him to fight a contest he was always going to lose so that he could be taken down a peg or two.

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  7. 10
    brwims says:

    Neo-Guido is such a Tory-loving creep.

    The people of Newark must be relieved not to be constantly bombarded by too many UKIP canvassers. They must be mightily sick of the Tories’ desperation.

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  8. 11
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Can’t he go to Romania for a chill out session with the goats and gypsies?

    I am so FRACKING bored of UKIP !

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  9. 12
    annoyed user says:

    Vote of confidence? More like an admission of failure.

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  10. 13
    FrankFisher says:

    Nigel’s been working 24/7 for the past two months.

    You’d need to be blind, deaf and stupid not to know this.

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    • 49
      LIBLABCONUKIP says:

      So why not take a break then in a good old British sea side resort or go for a stroll in the Lake District?

      Instead he’s – KERCHING! – charging money to give a lecture in the posh Malta Hilton hotel.

      OINK OINK OINK OINK

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      • 268
        Anonymous says:

        Because he loves Europe fucknuckle. IS that difficult for you to comprehend. Knut.

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    • 107
      Roger H says:

      Exactly. If they were blind and deaf I’d have punched their lights out.

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    • 336
      The wizz says:

      @Frank, sounds as if he has been putting the hours in, unlike the rest of the so-called MP’s. However. because of the MSM nobody takes much notice. Tomorrow all will be revealed, ‘Praise the Lord and keep your powder dry’ (Oliver Cromwell.)

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  11. 14
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Of course it is a vote of confidence in the candidate.

    This blog is starting to seem a little schizophrenic. We love UKIP/WE hate UKIP.

    Make up your minds!

    Liked by 1 person

  12. 17
    Roger Hemler says:

    Let’s sort out the cripples.

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  13. 18
    Adams says:

    Nige in Malta while Cameron is on the toilet praying for the Newark Tories to keep the faith . All it will take is a little tactical voting from the Labour mob to ensure Cameron stays where he is . I hope they serve a decent pint in Malta .

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  14. 21
    Restless in Godalming says:

    I have no problem with this. He’s been running around like a blue arse fly for most of the last year and puts in much longer hours than the shiny botoxed one or the goofy twat who can’t eat a bacon sandwich…

    If he was in Newark they would once again say UKIP is a one man band…

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    • 32
      Col Ripper of Braintree says:

      All Newrk laabour voters should vote UKIP that would crush both vaseline face cameron and the idiot child of a marxist

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  15. 28
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

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  16. 29
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    Its called delegation and is a sign of strength
    Remember mcmong and his mistrust of everybody?
    ego mania and projection of his own inadequacy both sexual and economic

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    • 237
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      That’s why Brown had his attack dog McBride – duplicitously attack anyone who bare-facedly dared to to call Jackie smith a fucking commie bitch. FTAC / SO19 – fuck the establishment too who remain ‘silent’ about it.

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  17. 30
    suissebob says:

    So while Cameron and all his cabînet, MPs, PPSs etc schlepp round a cold, wet Newark begging for votes Nigel is sunning himself in Malta?

    Sounds good.

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    • 43
      Anonymous says:

      When Helmer loses Farage can say he had nothing to do with it and the humiliation is reserved for Helmer and the locals.

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      • 46
        suissebob says:

        UKIP, bar a miracle were never going to win the seat. It has a massive Tory majority so your thoughts on the matter are somewhat at odds with reality.

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        • 58
          No. 6 says:

          Paradoxically, UKIP doesn’t have to win the seat to ‘win’ it. Any significant erosion of the Tory majority by UKIP will cause Dave and his minions sleepless nights.

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        • 179
          non taxable pikey says:

          You could paint a dead p_ikey (and there are a shitload to choose from in the Constituency) blue and he would win in Newark.

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  18. 31
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Any voter has now made up his mind who to vote for , there is nothing else for him to say, if Farage sees an opportunity for a day or two in the sun why not, Malta is only a few hours flight away .

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    • 362
      Anonymous says:

      If the conference was in Bognor, Barcelona or Beirut, Nigel would be a speaker because he is principled and hard working.

      Compare to Blair and Brown and indeed the former Newark Tory MP, who lest us not forget, are all troughing traitors for hire… Who gladly sell their country down the pan for a few silver shillings.

      Nigel is more of a man, and loves his country, more than any of those disgraceful individuals which sum up what the entire LibLabCon has become in this country.

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  20. 36
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Aha, looks like he’s cashing in on the corporate junket circuit. Very tasty.

    Will he declare how much money he’s raking in?

    Poor old Helmer

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    • 57
      SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

      Helmer is experienced enough to contest a seat without a babysitter, unlike the niece or nephew of some old marxist bum boy, parachuted into a safe seat in some Labour voting pisshole.

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  21. 37

    Mr. Helmer is a big boy who doesn’t need his hand held – unlike the cardboard cut-out “A” list nonentity Dave’s found.

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    • 39
      UKIP on the retreat says:

      Mr Helmer is being deserted. Nigel doesn’t want to be seen with a loser.

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      • 54
        Anonymous says:

        Never go full reetard.

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        • 94
          Eagle Eyed Public says:

          He has a point. Will Nige be back in Newark this week?

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        • 102
          Anonymous says:

          Camerons 4 or 5 visits to Newark (somwhere he probably hoped he would never have to visit) smack of terror and desperation.

          The Tories won’t be able to send every MP, 5 times, to campaign in every seat where UKIP are standing at the GE….

          The tide is turning, slowly but surely.

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            ‘Slowly, slowly catchee monkey’ – which is what the 650 spineless wanchors that ‘occupy’ parliament are.

            As for the dark suits / actors of the establishment – you lot can fuck off too.

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      • 309
        afghani the terrible says:

        helmer is a provinc. an arm.
        storm the arm. honk

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      • 344
        The wizz says:

        Rubbish! Helmer is is an Army Colonel (Ret’d), he does not need anybody to hold his hand. His orders have been given and he will do his duty.

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        • 368
          Anonymous says:

          Cameron, the UKs Prime Minister, takes his orders from a foreign power.

          Which of the 100’s of thousands of our relatives who gave their souls and died in 2 wars to preserve the sovereignty of this great nation, ever thought the above words would be true ever again in this country.

          The traitorous actions of our LibLabCon politicians makes me shudder, I can only imagine the dead are turning in their graves with disgust.

          Cameron and all his HoP co conspirators who so clearly hate the UK with a Marxist passion, make me sick to the core.

          I only hope history judges them for what they have done whilst they are still alive, and don’t avoid their just and due retribution by taking the easy route out.

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        • 445
          A Kipper says:

          Helmer is not a retired colonel and has never served in the army.
          He was a successful business-man for more years than the Tory candidate has been alive!
          A Mail attack dog, so-called journalist (in a smear article) gave rise to that lie.

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  22. 40
    Hadley "Screaming Banshee" Freemann says:

    Ewww – another angry white man.

    #end racism

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  23. 41
    C.O.Jones says:

    Where is Miliband? Has he surfaced in Newark yet?

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    • 44
      Diane Fartbott says:

      I went to New York yesterday but no sign of a by-election.

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      • 162
        By A-map says:

        wrong Newark luvvie

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        • 180
          non taxable pikey says:

          She just turned left and kept going. No change there then.

          Newark Airport does handle all of the heavy cargo by the way, so maybe she got it right.

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    • 47
      Baldricks Cunning Plan says:

      It’s not a key seat so screw them, 35% boy 35% !

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    • 52
      Ed Moribund says:

      I pwefer JFK over Newark

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      • 66
        SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

        Miliband is certain to turn up at Newark spluttering about the cotht of living cwisith and using the latest catch phrase thombie government ,his presence there should cost labour a few hundred votes.
        If I were a Labour candidate he would be the last visitor i’d wish to see !

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      • 473
        Some like it hot. says:

        So did Marilyn and look what that got her!

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    • 96
      Ben Brogan, Nobel Prize Winner says:

      David Axelgrease and Arnie the Illegal Immigrant have buried Empty Ed

      Not fit for use, you see

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  24. 50
    Roger Helmer says:

    I’m thinking I might have poached eggs on toast for supper. I know how to live life on the edge.

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    • 62
      Socialism is theft says:

      I’m thinking of inviting 75 million members of the religion of peace to come and live in the UK. Now that’s what I call Turkish delight.

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      • 111
        Anonymous says:

        Err, the rules have changed.
        Study in the UK for 3 years, then you get a 2 year working visa automatically after the study.
        Then having been in the UK for 5 years, you automaticlaly qualify to apply for residency…

        its basiaclly an open door immigration policy to Turkey, to flood the place with Turks so it doesnt feel quite such an onslaught of Turkish delight when they let them join the EU proper in due course.

        Of course this isnt discussed by any of the LibLabCon becuase its easier to lie to the public…

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  25. 56

    So he’s working, and it happens to be in the sun……The grapes are sour this year !

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  26. 59
    The Ghost of Crippen says:

    Farrago can never miss a junket at someone else’s expense. Political whore. UKIP are a bleeding joke; all fascists, idiots and xenophobes.

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  27. 63
    ed milliband/nick clegg/david cameron says:

    Media winding up already trying to claim slashing a tory majority is a failure I see

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  28. 64
    Man in shelter in Newark park, with two trolleys of stuff in plastic bags says:

    I’m thinking of voting Labour. Someone’s got to.

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    • 84
      OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT says:

      Don’t waste the opportunity to kick Dave hard in the bollux.

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  29. 67
    NeverRed says:

    Mmmmmm…Difficult choice….An egging and being called a racist and other insults in Newark or the Hilton in Malta in glorious sunshine…Mmmmmmm

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    • 183
      non taxable pikey says:

      Hot and warm running Eastern European wimmin too, Malta is flooded with them.

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  30. 69
    Nigel Coward Farage. says:

    Coward! The whole of Newark will be wondering why he never took his chances in Newark.

    Hobbnobbing with politicians means he is just another politician and not one of the pe@sants!

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    • 468
      Anonymous says:

      Yeah, yeah, and if he had stood in Newark the line would have been “they are a one man band”.

      Hopefully the voters will see that the best answer to this sort of crap is to vote UKIP.

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  31. 72
    Duplicitous Dave of Multi-Promises says:

    Recall MPs? You must be joking. I’ll just fob off the voters with some meaningless crap. Meanwhile I’m counting on my confederation of wind farm scammers,knobjockeys and foreign aid chancers to get me in again next May.

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  32. 73

    Don’t vote a no-mark into Newark!

    Vote UKIP

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  33. 75
    The Fourth Reich says:

    Soon you vill not haf to worry youselfs with this voting nonsens.

    It vill all be done for you from our own headquarters here in Wolfsburg, sorry we meant of course Luxembourg.

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  34. 80
    Guy News Room says:

    Roger Helmer slams UKIP MEP’s hypocrisy after revelations he employed “dozens” of eastern Europeans http://bbc.in/1hz1ygC

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    • 103
      Roger Helmer says:

      Typical UKIP! Hypocrites! They couldn’t hire local staff on the wages the council were offering so they hired immigrants!

      Roger Helmer and UKIP should have refused to employ anyone, and let those in his care die. That’s what Labour would do. Ask Andy Burnham.

      Roger Helmer and UKIP. Caring SCUM! And they’re racist. For employing immigrants. FASCISTS!

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  35. 88
    sweet FA says:

    not 2 thousand light years from home then ?

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  36. 95
    Nigel Mirage says:

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    • 370
      Anonymous says:

      Meanwhile the UK, the country with the 4th highest living standards in the World, gives out passports to any Mohammad, Akbar or Patel like confetti for free.

      Cameron is a fcuking disgrace.

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      • 399
        táxpáyér says:

        Could at least CHARGE for citizenship and get immigrants on visa to buy insurance that pays out if they don’t leave on time.

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      • 449
        Neocon is a stupid word. says:

        The UK PLC has the 6th largest GDP but the British people are 34th according to GDP per capita.
        That’s why we are suffering an onslaught of Establisment self serving squealing to protect their wealth from a democratic vote for UKIP.

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  37. 98
    sweet FA says:

    Do your MPs still seem a little bit grubby after polling day ?
    Do they have unsightly dirt which just won’t seem to wash out ?
    Vote for New, Improved UKIP. It will remove them.

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    • 257
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      We’ve had the Hutton whitewash, the Butler whitewash and well do we really think the chilcot whitewash will be any different …

      Fool us once, fool us twice – but three times oh no – you’re avin a fuckin larf int’ya

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  38. 99
    dogsled says:

    If UKIP come second, they’ll be seen as winners.

    If UKIP win, he will be a very busy man indeed.

    Which ever way, he wins. So why shouldn’t he take a break now before all hell breaks loose on Friday morning?

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    • 105
      Toby Young, lord in waiting says:

      Farage has Cameroon by the balls whatever happens in Newark

      The question is:

      Will he squeeze them hard and make Dave squeal?

      Popcorn…

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      • 258
        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        One has to wonder whether the Labour Marxists – in cahoots with the Tory Marxists may not choose to do a dirty tactical thing? [They are out to maintain their three psrty stooge / status quo - status after all]

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  39. 100
    Intellectually crippled fuck up says:

    Nige has got what he wants! Who cares?

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  40. 101
    Spoonface Cameroon says:

    Do you think they will allow me into France to see Vlad?

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    • 145
      Ein Lande, Ein Reich says:

      You are no longer welcome hier. This Europe place is ours now.

      President Junkers will grant you safe passage to the coast.

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      • 261
        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        Blair is ‘desperate’ to get the gig – it’s his only last resort to try and conceal himself behind a cloak of duplicity.

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  41. 104
    Clones R Us says:

    Unfortunately the clone of N.F. is dysfunctional for the forseeable future.

    Thank you for patience.

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  42. 108
    A Not So Clever Strategy. says:

    So what’s it to be guys? Split the Tory vote and get MiliBalls for 5 years and NO referendum?

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    • 119
      F##k Cleeg Miliballs and Dave says:

      Pffft… more like the Tories splitting the UKIP vote.
      Where the hell were you living last month, under Dave’s desk?

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    • 144
      Face Stomping Chianti Socialists till I'm Knee Deep says:

      Yes. Evidently this electorate is so breathtakingly stupid it may require a another five years or so for them to wake up

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      • 168
        sweet FA says:

        I think mole valley farmers sell pitch forks

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      • 263
        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        Do any of the “unelected” EU ‘functionaries’ undergo psychiatric testing – and shouldn’t it be mandatory; and shouldn’t it be the same for the fucking wigs of the ECJ, the ECHR and the UKs wigged fraternity?

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        • 299
          sweet FA says:

          I a;ways presumed that Mo Mowlan was on drugs for her medical condition when negotiating the Irish thingy and I did think drugs do effect your judgement.

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    • 373
      Anonymous says:

      Do you think we don’t know that Cameron will produce some meaningless “concession” from the EU and claim that he has successfully renegotiated so there is no need for a referendum?

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  43. 109
    Cicero says:

    Times report apparently shows Tories have broken the law by ‘treating’ activists during election campaign (2nd comment down)

    http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/06/04/Establishment-Attacks-on-UKIP-Have-Taken-Their-Toll

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    • 173
      Bob says:

      Tories are above the law

      Like the banksters

      The Rule of Law broke down years ago in Britain

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      • 265
        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        Every judge in the UK is craven to protect the banks at all costs – The Treasury Solicitors [TSOL] operating out of One Kemble Street London WC2B 4TS have been using unlawful methods via ‘Administrative court’ [not real courts] to thieve from the British Public.

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  44. 112
    Anonymous says:

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  45. 113
    Ocho_Rios_Stinks says:

    From newark to La valeta
    A good place to put your ‘maleta’
    If First is good, Second is better
    That’s all you need!

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  46. 115
    Anonymous says:

    Can’t post the thread because it’s a family blog. Someone from the Sunday Times has had a shouty meltdown. What rhymes with Flapper? @nikkibayley

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    • 121
      Ooh get her! says:

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      • 158
        Here is BBC home service says:

        A true Liebour journalist, biased, uses the swear word racist, so all of us trash who voted UKIP she won’t do business with, so she can afford not to do business with 3miilion? who voted UKIP in the EU elections, now that’s bad business practice, wouldn’t buy a used car from her, still haven’t a clue who she is and being trash I really don’t care..

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      • 187
        JJ says:

        Sounds like your typical garden variety Beeboid to me.

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      • 190
        RichUpNorth says:

        Who the feck is Nikki Bayley?
        Vote UKIP

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      • 193
        White rabbit says:

        Anyone care to bet she’s best mates with Richard Bacon who pressed the orgasmatron button talking about his bestest pal, Ed ‘gurning butty boy ‘Miliband today on Labour live.

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      • 397
        táxpáyér says:

        An increasing number of people aren’t doing business with (buying) the Stimes, probably because they aren’t a hard-left bullshit swallowing sort of person.

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    • 123
      The tolerance of the left says:

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      • 127
        Col Ripper of Braintree says:

        Nikki you are a fat dog so what you have to say counts for diddly

        I bet you spend evenings alone in a onesie stuffing your face with hula hoops and cheesecake washed down with two bottles of wine

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      • 140
        F##k the LibLabCon says:

        How you seen this arrogant fat ugly cows twitter account?

        I’ll save you all the bother because it’s just; food food food food food RACISTS food food food food look at me I’m drunk food food food food food food RACISTS food food food food food food look at me I work for the Times food food food food food food…

        What a horrid woman.

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        • 149
          Anon. says:

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          • Anon. says:

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          • Anon. says:

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          • The Gentleman Rioter says:

            I’ll be cancelling my Times subscription forthwith, disgusting woman!

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          • M Oaten says:

            I bet her farts smell of boiled cabbage and dog shit.

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          • Tom Catesby says:

            ‘Solace’? So that’s the reason for all the cheesecake, hula hoops and stuff?

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          • The Public says:

            Good to see the Times journalist’s consider their readers to be complete idiots, and yet expect their readers to pay for the crap they spew out. Another legacy newspaper in its death bed I suspect.

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      • 267
        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        Listen up bitch – hacks – don’t rule anymore – they are yesterdays news – they are the dead tree pressgangs of old – get fucking over it bitch.

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      • 398
        táxpáyér says:

        So you’re going to try and censor newsworthy interviews from your potential readers.

        I wouldn’t expect you to get much of a pension.

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    • 143
      Anonymous says:

      Haven’t the leftwits realised that their master plan to slag off anyone who doesn’t agree with their self-proclaimed superioriority isn’t working?

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      • 241
        Anonymous says:

        Who and what the fcuk is this silly bint?

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        • 262
          stun () says:

          Apparently a travel journalist who writes for the Sunday Times but would refuse out of hand a small insurance agency because they admired UKIP, irrespective of quality of cover or cost. Thus doing the best for her readers.

          If only I could be arsed to work out how to use twitter.

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  47. 122
    Pub Landlord says:

    I love you Nigel! I was never confused.

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  48. 124

    Seaweed poll for Newark By Election tomorrow

    Forget the pollsters. Forget Ashcroft and Mr Cathy Ashton. All they do is ask voters questions and the voters lie.

    My seaweed soundings have been taken. They only tell the truth. Of those who vote tomorrow, the share will be as follows:

    UKIP 33%
    CON 32%
    LAB 26%
    BUS PASS ELVIS 4%
    LIBDEMS 3%
    OTHERS 2%

    God Save The Queen.

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    • 129
      Nikki Bayley of the Times don't cha know says:

      Shut the fuck up you FUCK RACIST!!!!!!

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      • 132

        I bet you are Green with envy of my seaweed.

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        • 171
          Hear All See All Say Nowt says:

          I wish you’d collected the seaweed from the beach in Newark.
          Voters in Newark chosing UKIP are on a win win.
          Their new MP will only serve for 11 months until the General Election and whichever wins won’t do more than a maiden speech and a few pointless votes during this rump of a parliament.
          It beggars belief that anyone could vote for a non local, who tried and failed to deflect them from learning the truth of his persona ?

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          • I have been to Wanker (anag) many times. When I was young and fairly junior, I treated a newly-won client to a meal there. He had a passion for Calvados which, at that point, I had never drunk. That was about to change…

            We did a bottle of the stuff. The restaurant charged by the shot. I am talking early 80s and the bill came to well over £100, a fortune for a meal for two in those days. (Maybe £600 now.)

            My boss was incandescent with my expenditure and held on to all my expenses for two months before paying me out. Bastard!

            Bob Clark! There! I have named him and shamed him. I subsequently found out that he was dr!ving around in a fully expensed Rolls Royce whilst he was prevaricating about my modest claim. Bastard! Did I say that already?

            He was a short-arsed runt and could barely see over the steering wheel. Fuck you Bob Clark! Perhaps he was jealous because I s*****d five of his secretaries when he got nowhere? Stupid man always chose pretty ones…

            Anyway, and not before time, Newark may be on the Trent but there is no beach. Not even like the “beach” in Paris (Paris-Plages).

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          • Heather says:

            Are you going to pay for my child at last?

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          • Oh shit!

            five six

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    • 136
      The Fourth Reich says:

      Here in the Heartland we are of course supporting the Elvis People Bus

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    • 165
      Face Stomping Chianti Socialists till I'm Knee Deep says:

      I’m mighty tempted by your proposal. Can I sleep on it?

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    • 452
      The Public says:

      I think you have the LibDem vote too high.

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  49. 125
    Very Very Dangerous Cult says:

    http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/06/04/huffpo-hasan-compares-uk-sec-of-state-to-terrorist

    How much longer can these members of an evil cult be tolerated, should Hasan not be behind bars rather than being able to spout his nonsense!

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  50. 126
    Mark Wouters says:

    Sovietsalami63here,
    The state assumes it has our consent to all parliamentary statutes including acts of Parliament ,which are statutes,yet we can Refuse to consent to all or part of parliaments statutes and acts ,we can also refuse to give our consent to be governed ,and the staste can do nothing to us whatsoever,Taxes are Voluntary, as are all statutes ,this is the secret the Local coucellors and MPs are stopping use from knowing ,when you know as you do now ,then we have all the Power and they have nothing !.

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    • 137
      Col Ripper of Braintree says:

      OK Go buy an AK47, some coke and tell HMRC to fuck off
      See how far you get

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      • 189
        non taxable pikey says:

        Double up the Clips and you will get far enough. I’ll supply the Duct tape.

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      • 272
        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        Oh yee of such ignorance of what you are being informed of. i have made many references on here over the past year to ‘informed consent’.

        Take yeur fucking blinkers off you fucking sheep.

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  51. 131
    Bitchfinder General says:

    Considering how the establishment hate him, Nigel is very brave flying anywhere if you ask me.

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    • 141
      King Nige I says:

      I’m probably safer in Valetta.

      Didn’t they get King John in Newark with a surfeit of lamphreys.

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      • 192
        non taxable pikey says:

        They widened the gates on Newark Castle a few years ago (give or take a few hundred) must have known Pickles would visit.

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    • 182
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      He should be reasonably safe as long as he doesn’t tie an election campaign banner to the tailplane before take-off.

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  52. 134
    UKIP Hacking at the roots with the truth says:

    Does this mean Clegg and that doddery old bloke will be out in Malta for a photo opp soon?

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    • 146
      Anonymous says:

      I’m afraid Paddy Ashdown can’t make it.

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      • 243
        Vince Cable says:

        Hang on, am I Paddy Ashdown? I don’t recall.

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      • 278
        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        Ashdown on the weekend marr show – he has his head stuffed so far up his own posterior – it aint ever gonna come back down. Is he the UK’s version of the USofA’s Kerry?

        The sins of their fathers – still living a lie.

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        • 286
          John says:

          LOL

          Yes

          But Kerry is so botoxed that he can no longer even snile

          If he tried, his false teeth would fall out…among other things..

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  53. 142
    Here is BBC home service says:

    I’am amazed, charge on plastic bags in the Queens Speech, did he do the same for homosexual marriage in the last Queens speech, not long to go now Camoron, I thought Brown was a nutter you take the biscuit.

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    • 155
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Heard the one about the schizophrenic that suffocated himself with two plastic bags? :-( :-(

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  54. 148
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Malta has a special arrangement with the EU whereby they get equal access to European markets but are not subject to their overbearing bureaucratic nonsense and diktats and do not pay any Danegeld, in other words they govern themselves unlike the pathetic idiots in this country who can no longer scratch their sorry arses without permission from Brussels.

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    • 157
      The British media are cunts says:

      Nick Clegg, Cam-moron and Bacon burger Ed like having their rectums’s fondled by butch boys at the EU.

      Like

      • 177
        M Oaten says:

        Hmmm nice, what about shit is there any shit to be had? I’m thinking some young strapping boys just bursting for a brown steaming growler squat over my face huffing and puffing. Any of that sort of action to be had in Brussels?

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  55. 152

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 280
      Nigel Farage says:

      Did Dave tell El Pais that he wanted to bomb the Spanish as well?

      We might as well make a few more friends in Europe now that it is run by that woman with a pointed helmet…

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  56. 153
    The British media are cunts says:

    Anyone else notied in the all the D-Day coverage on the BBC and Sky that only yanks seem to be interviewed or filmed?

    Anyone would think that the British had nothing to do with D-Day.

    Oh and I had to laugh at the tosser on the BBC who talked about all the men AND WOMEN landed on D-Day.

    Can someone remind me of which female regiments were involved again, I’ve forgotten.

    Clearly that comprehensive education and gender diversity crap is working at the BBC.

    Next it will be the homosexual perspective on the landings.

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    • 163
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      The BBC have obviously watched Saving Private Ryan and assumed no British, Australian, New Zealand or Canadian involvement, and somebody should also tell them that they were not women, they was a Scottish regiment wearing kilts ,FFS.

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    • 172
      Brainwash says:

      It’s them that have a lack of awareness and a break from reality.

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    • 202
      The BBC says:

      Although most of our presenters are white, most of the people we interview on Britain’s streets are effnic. This is because Britain is an effnic country. It always has been. We are now studying footage of D-Day to find as many pictures of effnics fighting Hitler’s nasty Tory scum in Berlin so we can celebrate the diversity.

      Failing that, we’ll make ten 10-minute short features for The One Show which will show how courageous tribes in Africa contributed to effnic-led D-Day success in Northern France, 1944.

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    • 203
      Tom Catesby says:

      Currently my favourite comment re: D-Day, was the announcer’s warning that the Dan Snow documentary on the 6th June landings may contain,’some violence’. Brilliant!

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      • 215
        Genghiz the kahn says:

        617 Squadron have been grounded, over a dispute over the C.O’s dog. Maintenance and refuelling crews have objected to the use of the word Nig..r, and have boycotted arming, fuelling and working on the aircraft crewed by out of touch elitists.

        Wing Commander Gibson and his dog have refused to comment.

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        • 226
          Blue Peter Goldfish says:

          Not true, the dog that cannot be named plainly said:
          Woof!, wooof , woof, grrr.

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      • 220
        Blue Peter Goldfish says:

        What a set of knob heads.

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    • 312
      Mycroft says:

      The first women on D-day beach was a ‘MASH’ unit, it arrived under cover of dark on the 10th June about 11pm.

      The first to arrive were the nurses of the 42nd and 45th Field Hospitals together on Landing Ship VR109 and the 91st and 128th Evacuation Hospitals on VR207.

      Fact from the American War Record.

      So no women on D-Day at all.

      BBC doing their bit for PC winkies.

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      • 318
        Mycroft says:

        That took me 8 minutes to discover, not too much of an effort to get something really important right, they do have 2billion I think a year so i think we should get some accuracy.

        I would also like to ensure no-one thinks I decry any effort given in that invasion from day 1 to completion, I don’t and never will do.

        I was fortunate to spend a fair amount of time in the Company of a D-Day ‘Beachmaster’, for me the bravest man I ever met.

        He died almost to the day 50 years after the invasion and I for one was made a humbler man in spending time in his company.

        Get it right or STFU.

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        • 393
          táxpáyér says:

          But AlJaBeebya has NEVER let the truth get in the way of the narrative.

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          • Mycroft says:

            Yeah, it’s a mindset thing, I fear that British Journalism is losing a staggering amount of authority in a startlingly short time due to have no proper moral compass.

            That is a desperately sad situation.

            if you are ‘honest and truthful’ you are shunned it seems, you can be taken down by the actions of the agenda driven fanatics.

            In a few short years I have lost so much respect for all reporting in this Country, I go and check and read all first hand accounts I can find.

            Look at today’s headlines about Farage, such things were once a joke, now it’s just plain nasty lies.

            Reaping the Whirlwind as a proverb was never so pertinent as it is now, every Editor in the land should take heed.

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    • 451
      The Public says:

      To the BBC, Britain is part of the EU and doesn’t exist as a sovereign power, therefore they can’t put out any coverage that might indicate that Britain was once able to defend itself from tyrants.

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      • 464
        Mycroft says:

        We saved Europe from itself 70 years ago, it seems that we have to do it again, this time though it will be by dint of a reverse invasion to bring down an evil and overbearing Continent wide Oligarchy.

        The parallels are not lost on some of us, the ‘voices’ in this Country seem to be entirely oblivious of them.

        Vote UKIP.

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  57. 161
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    They tend to be medics and cooks
    They do a pretty good job

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  59. 176
    Dreamin, I'm only dreamin' says:

    Wouldn’t it be nice if Nige’s army pushed the Tories into the Trent.

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  60. 178
    sweet FA says:

    Milliband rides into Westminster on a Donkey and falls off.
    Cameron rides into Westminster on a shetland pony and the pony falls over.
    Farage rides into Westminster bare chested on a white stallion along streets lined with cheering crowds.

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    • 186
      Good idea says:

      With Lady Godiva I hope

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      • 198
        Col Ripper of Braintree says:

        she would be clutching his manly chest with him brandishing a huge sword the sun glinting on his golden winged helmet
        Milliband would be on a tricycle beandishing a ballpoint pen

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        • 205
          Duty Editor says:

          “Miliband would be on a tricycle with stabilisers brandishing some crayons”.

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      • 222
        Arms dealer says:

        NO…

        Nigel would be accompanied by a topless Nigella

        Her two superb bazookas would make LibLabCon flee for their lives

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    • 223
      Bishop Crystal Meths says:

      I will bless you all

      And kiss you on all four cheeks

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  61. 184
    Dave, jackas in chief says:

    Let’s bomb Libya again

    It’s worth a few points in the polls

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    • 201
      Tony Bliar says:

      And a few quid in the bank!

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      • 281
        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        How’s the little bagman / marxist union ratbag Michael Dugher getting on these days tone … is he struggling to conceal his ‘whereabouts’ on numerous occasions over the past 12 years – or his lack of being called up at Hutton time for some ‘strange and odd reasons’ / legal trickery?

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  62. 199
    sweet FA says:

    I am concerned that the life and culture given to me and us by our parents by their sacrifice is, has been undermined by a mentality coming from some evil mischief of misunderstanding. People who are a bit sad and defective in personality seem to latch on to the left agenda, I do not know why this is so and why their indoctriination should be so effective in weak minds unless there is a deliberate scheme to turn weak minds to their condition of mentality.
    I do not know what to do, although I am of the opinion that progress is a good thing and I can see the benefit of exchanging information and views with other cultures in order to see an average sort of belief system it causes me great anguish to see fuckwit socialists fucking about with perfectly good English people in education for no benefit that I can see. [/rant]

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    • 217
      sweet FA says:

      actually I do have a clue what is happening in the lefty mind.
      By bad parenting and being a bit thick in class the weak personality seeks solace in a view of society which allows him to survive. No longer in these texts he reads is he a fucking no hoper in the real world but now he becomes by learning new words a warrior in intellectual space, pre armed with stuff other people don’t know about he ventures forth with a new determination to rid the world of people who think he is a bit of a shitty personality, best to avoid.

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    • 219
      Labour Spokesmong says:

      “fucking about with perfectly good English people”

      There are no “good English people”. All English people are racist. All English people are racist. All English people are racist. All English people are racist. All English people are racist. All English people are racist.

      Celebrate diversity. Celebrate diversity. Celebrate diversity. Celebrate diversity. Celebrate diversity. Celebrate diversity. Celebrate diversity.

      Cost of living crisis.

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      • 227
        sweet FA says:

        apparently taking heroin is like a sexual climax but all over your body. Hmmm that sounds like that might be nice, So why isn’t everybody taking heroin all the time ?

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        • 234
          sweet FA says:

          could it be that there are social restriction that are self imposed be people who want the society to succeed rather than want to leave it. Why would someone want to leave society. Perhaps a person who can no longer identify with his society might want to leave it. To say ” well thanks for all the fish”
          or a person who can no longer identify with his society might feel lost, like a wandering soul, unable to communicate even the simplest concepts like trust and truth.

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          • No brain required says:

            “unable to communicate even the simplest concepts like trust and truth”

            They could always try Twitter.

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          • Dr Freud says:

            Are you describing Ed Milichild by any chance?

            He is permanently wondering why he was ever born…

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        • 235
          Idle guess says:

          The price of heroin?

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          • Guido, with Nigel in Malta says:

            Legalise it

            We will all be permanently in heaven

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          • Careful what you wish for says:

            Do you mean “Heaven” as in singing “Kumbaya my Lord” with Jesus for the rest of eternity, or “Heaven” the gay nightclub in London?

            Neither sounds particularly pretty.

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      Nuclear scientist says:

      Plus EDF desperately trying to extend the life of British nuclear power stations to stop the lights going out in Britain…

      Like

  64. 206
    Observer says:

    Our Vladimir has just given an interview on French TV

    He said: “Since Mr Hollande, Mrs Merkel and Mr Cameron have asked to meet me in France, I extend an invitation to Mr Obama to do likewise”

    Ver diplomatic, Vlad…

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  65. 207
    WTF? says:

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  66. 211
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Al Beeb seem to be rather behind the rest of the media, who have started to cover a story about arrests in Tower Hamlets and electoral malpractice.

    Even the Guardian and Independent have covered it.

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    • 225
      The BBC says:

      Thanks to the unique way we’re funded, we’ve come up with the title: “Evil Tory scum force wonderful diverse community to fiddle election”.

      Now we just have to concoct the effnic-friendly details.

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      • 391
        táxpáyér says:

        Thanks to the unique way we’re funded (By threatening to kidnap you if you don’t like our extortion).

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  67. 213
    Ben says:

    Good.

    He deserves a break.

    After everything he has done over the past few weeks,months and years.

    Hope he has a good holiday. He needs it!!!

    Well done Nigel Farage. You are a bloody diamond.

    Glad to see that someone else it taking the strain a bit.

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  68. 214
    Nice Dog says:

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  69. 221
    A Good Man is Nigel says:

    A well earned Break.

    Thank you Nigel.

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  70. 228
    Peter Robislamson says:

    Life was so simple until I opined about shari@, now I’ve had to eat humble pie. These guys make the ir@ look like soft shit.

    So shari@ for all. You know it’s coming. Get the cranes ready. Ally mars bar.

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  71. 236
    Physionomist says:

    Nigel’s cheeky smile allways makes me think that some mate of his said to him in the pub a few years ago

    Bet you can’t knock LibLabDem off their perch Nige

    To which he replied

    Just you wait and see…

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  72. 242
    Ed Millibaconbuttie says:

    He should have turned that passport over or put suncream 80 on it. its got terrible sunburn on one side.

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  73. 246
    The British media are cunts says:

    Fuck the BBC

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  74. 247
    Fill yer boots! says:

    Cushty.

    A nice little earner moonlighting in travel conferences in foreign places.

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  75. 248
    Aging Guido fan says:

    Can you update us on Bryony Gordon and her tits please Guido?

    It’s been some time and I’m worried about them…

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    • 276
      Col Ripper of Braintree says:

      will these keep you going ?

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      • 290
        Aging Guido fan says:

        Cor…yes

        She beats Highgella

        I think she would be suitable for Squeaker don’t you?

        Tarts and barrow boys and al that…

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  76. 254
    sweet FA says:

    thank you for reading my proposal.
    as you can see, as I have indicated there exists loads of gold in solution in the oceans my company has designed of which we have the worldwide patent and we are manufacturing ” the golden duck that lays real gold”
    test it is a state of the art technological advanced duck
    this duck just wants to make money for you. drop it in the ocean and, using SOLAR energy this duck by a patented process of hydrolysis absorbs gold from the ocean for you !!! that is right That is your gold!!” there are 10 million tons of gold right there for you to grab
    with the “the golden duck that lays real gold” you can get that gold for you.
    so purchase today at 100 dollars each these ducks are a give away. why not buy a thousand and increase your wealth thousand fold ?

    just call ” ducks are for wealth creation” or go to our web site

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    • 260
      Vulnrerable Old Tory says:

      Can I use this duck in my pond.

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      • 273
        sweet FA says:

        Sam Sam. what do you think ? 100 dollar that is like ? I can buy them for a dollar per item, do you think people will buy ?
        ” it’s perception.
        There is a price people are happy paying. too low they think it is shit too high then it is for somebody else.
        It is like their life, what price would you put on a persons life ?
        you could say that in Middle , far east life is cheap because life has no value because the person did not have the opportunity to contribute his originality to the society because of the restrictive regime of the education, being of a certain religious bent. but here at least we value the individual and give room for personal development. Which I think is a good thing.

        Do you know that the Islamic scholars were actually getting along quite well. you can see there interest in mathematics and trigonometry in the designs of ceramic mosaics. The story I heard was that the mathematicians said ” look, there is the concept of zero and we really need to use it our calculations” and the priests said ” No you cannot use that the zero, nothing is Allah and you cannot write his name. so progress set back 500 years
        ” Way to go guys” thumbs up, fucking idiots,, cheers

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    • 271
      Squeaker says:

      Fuck a duck

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  77. 259
    Anonymous says:

    Guido’s plugging ukip again!

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  78. 269
    fingers crossed says:

    Over at Political Betting, the normally sensible Mike Smithson states that if UKIP loses tomorrow, even by a small number of votes, a lot of “wind will be taken out of their sails”.
    Not a single mention of the vast (over 16,000) majority enjoyed by the tories last time. Even Farage can’t perform miracles.
    I would have thought that to reduce that majority by half would be good going, if only to guarantee Cameron’s well-deserved sacking next year.

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  79. 270
    Face Stomping Chianti Socialists till I'm Knee Deep says:

    A liberal is a rich man who wants to share everything that he doesn’t own. A socialist is a man who wants to share what only the rich own. A greenie is someone that owns nothing and wants nobody else to either. Apologies to the resident wimmins and good luck in newark tomorrow!

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  80. 283

    Dave’s hair is looking good in this recent photo:

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 288
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      i didn’t know the Circus performers were in town.

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    • 292
      Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony, closet racist, crank and gadfly says:

      Obama, US President, check.
      Merkel, German Chancellor, check.
      Cameron, British Prime Minister, check.
      Hollande, French President, check.
      Vam Rumpuy, low grade bank clerk, check.

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    • 298
      SamCam with Larry says:

      Dave is next to Mummy

      So he will be OK

      I always worry when he has to sit with these unwashed people…

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    • 313
      The photographer says:

      Barry is just telling Angela how he listens to her phone every day…

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    • 348
      Lost in the wilderness says:

      UK,Canada,USA,Germany,France,Italy and Japan. 7 leaders discusing ‘things’. Sling the other two chancers out of the room.

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  81. 289
    Terry Mccan says:

    yes he was speaking at the ITT conference, a date which was arranged long before the Mercer/Newark thing blew up, but hey don’t let any boring truth get in the way of yet another pathetic story from you

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  82. 295
    Nurse Botha says:

    Gordon, please put the Nutella back in cupboard

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  83. 302

    TOO LATE – YESTERDAYS NEWS SAYS

    I’ve just had some bad news.
    The Home Office are planning to deport Afusat and her two daughters tonight. They won’t tell us what flight she is on. They learnt last week just how quickly we can come together and delay the deportation.
    I have one more hope. Last week Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg told me on LBC Radio that he would look into Afusat’s case and confirmed his commitment to help stop FGM.
    Theresa May has so far refused to even acknowledge our pleas, but Nick Clegg has. Please tweet and ask Clegg to step up and help Afusat now.
    So far the Home Office have given Afusat a list of four organisations that she could try to contact for help in Nigeria. One of those doesn’t even have a website, another only has places for 14 women.
    It’s not enough. We need to know Afusat and her daughters will be protected.
    Tweet Clegg now.
    When I started this campaign I never imagined so many people would support me. I promised Afusat I would do everything I possibly could to help her.
    Anj

    This email was sent by Change.org

    Mailing Address: 216 West 104th Street, Suite #130 · New York, NY 10025 · USA

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    • 324
      Col Ripper of Braintree says:

      deport her?
      STONE THE WITCH

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    • 353
      You've come to the wrong place. Try the guardian says:

      She came illegally. Goodbye.

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    • 389
      táxpáyér says:

      Hope can I contribute to the cab fair to the airport?

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    • 424
      IMHO says:

      The case is the biggest load of shit i have ever heard about. FGM is perpetrated on women in Africa at the instigation of other women. They are usually the girls’ female relatives – their own mothers in aprticular. It is an abominable practice which the authorities should do more to stamp out but the idea that the woman would not go back for fear her daughters will be subject to it is utter hogwash.

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  84. 304
    albacore says:

    Good for Nigel – he’s surely earned a break
    Plus, it might have been a wise move to make
    Judging by their need for secret trials
    Would you trust our governing Europhiles?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-27704747

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  85. 307
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony, closet racist, crank and gadfly says:

    Watching the D day stuff reminded me of a story I heard/read somewhere. Don’t know if it’s true. In brief..

    A D day vet was waiting at passport control on arrival in Calais. He’s getting on so doesn’t get his passport out quickly enough for the arrogant French twat behind the desk and the officer makes his feelings clear. The vet says to him ‘The last time I entered your country nobody was asking for fucking passports’.

    Beautiful.

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    • 320
      C.O.Jones says:

      This is a True Story.

      In February 1966 De Gaul ordered all American military forces to leave France, President Johnson asked Dean Rusk to seek further clarification from President de Gaulle by asking whether the bodies of buried American soldiers must leave France as well.

      And some people wonder why they are called “Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys”. Fair weather friends at best!

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      • 347

        I love many French individuals.

        Politically though, they are a load of c’unts.

        From Pétain, Laval, Flandin, Darlan, Sarraut, Chautemps, Blum, de Gaulle, Poher, Pompidou, Chaban-Delmas, Fabius, Mitterrand, Giscard d’Estaing, Delors, up to Hollande. All massive c’unts!

        Sarkozy was the only half decent one.

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        • 351

          Oh! Strauss-Kahn!

          His name almost gets there by itself. C’unt!

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        • 357
          EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

          Beg to differ on Sharkozy there – he’s a planted penis.

          De Gaulle – Visited a castle in scotchland when on the runabout over here – does anyone know the name of the now famous castle? [i do]

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          • There is a sound reason for my partial exemption of Sarkozy which you may be unaware of.

            He was the very first French president not to stand in the way of the use of English on “Petite France” grounds thus, somewhat ironically, enabling our language to become the world Lingua Franca.

            From his time in office all French children have learned English as a second language.

            In my book, that distinguishes him from the others.

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        • 388
          táxpáyér says:

          Antoine de Saint-Exupery was great

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          • Indeed. Except that I was confining my dislike to the French body politic.

            Otherwise one could have included the much earlier Pierre de Bérulle as an interesting instigator of the Counter-Reformation. Elsewhere, its decrees on art questioned Veronese’s Last Supper at the Basilica di Santi Giovanni e Paolo for containing “buffoons, drunken Germans, dwarfs and other such scurrilities”.

            Veronese said he put them in because Michelangelo did the same so he was given three months to change it. He did it much quicker and extremely artfully, merely by renaming the painting The Feast of Levi.

            Michelangelo’s The Last Judgment in the Sistine Chapel had to have all its nude figures painted over for the same reasons. It also outraged the authorities that Christ was shown without a beard. Monty Python’s Flying Circus lampooned this in one of their more amusing sketches.

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      • 349
        The French People says:

        We are always there we need you

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      • 359
        A J Teapot says:

        Cheer up jones.

        Allied forces killed more French soldiers and civilians than the Germans did.
        That is also a true fact.

        And, more allied servicemen were killed by French soldiers than German soldiers were killed by French soldiers.

        Funny old war.

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  86. 308
    sweet FA says:

    In god we are brought up to believe.
    A God who looks down.
    Why is this ?
    I Know for certain fact that there is truth in the statement that God exists but I do not think it is Christ and for certain it is not Mohammed fella. I think God can be found but there needs to be a modern language without all the bullshit. something that everybody can sign up to. Like a universal fairy story/ or a universal truth depending on you. I think we should work towards this goal kill every fucker that stands in the way.

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    • 327
      Col Ripper of Braintree says:

      Believe in Christ I do and he always helps
      Try it
      The bible contains the answer to every question, I wouldn’t wipe my arse on the quran, the ravings of an illiterate cave dwelling , child fucking murderous peasent

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      • 341
        sweet FA says:

        not wanting to sound a bit weird in any way but the Jesus actually exists, I know this,
        From experience if you really believe from your “centre” that Jesus exists, good things happen for you. I cannot explain it other than thinking that there is a suoer brain watching over everything but that would b silly I prefer to think. and this would make more sense logistically that the superman is contained within you and you know it but you just don’t want to face him

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        • 360
          Col Ripper of Braintree says:

          i agree
          This time last year I was in the death room(its by the nurses station)
          I asked him to help, as did others who prayed for me, including nurses they dont normally do that
          Guess what Im here and pretty fit
          I owe it to him

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        • 362
          Col Ripper of Braintree says:

          Nnothing silly in it , I pity those that turn their backs on him
          You can be as much of a twat as you like but if you genuinely believe and trust no harm will come to you
          Even death isnt a problem, its a change of environment, I no longer fear it, we go when we have done what we needed to do
          look at Stephen Sutton, he did more in 4 years than any of us will do in our lives
          Now he has his reward for his labours

          Blair will of course go straight to hell

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  87. 310
    winston churchill says:

    Vote liblabcon to keep the bars and restaurants heavily subsidised by us the pleb poor, in parliament so that they can stay rich. Wouldnt you like all your food wine and beers subsidised every time you went out to a restaurant.

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    • 329
      Col Ripper of Braintree says:

      It is, I keep a cockroach in my pocket and throw it on my nearly clear plate
      that or let a mouse go

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  88. 316
    Vote UKIP/Labour to ensure England stays in the EU says:

    A cu’nt of the highest order

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  89. 338
    Is That Barry's Red Line? says:

    Barry takes his red line to dinner

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    • 346
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      And these are three of the top nobs from the West – JFHChrist.

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    • 354
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      let’s try that again at the pic of Camoron, Merde.kel and obummer – orig post no 335 at 10:29 pm – and these three are the top politicos from the west – JF.H Crist.a

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    • 355
      we're fooked says:

      As these propaganda pictures are carefully selected before being made public, then they are certainly trying to issue a glum message

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    • 364
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Doomed!, I tell ee’ we are all doomed!.

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    • 365
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Doomed!, I tell ee’ we are all doomed!.

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    • 374
      Reuters always first says:

      God they look miserable

      They obviously need Berlusconi and some below the belt jokes

      Or Nigel Farage and a human pint

      Like

    • 376
      Cossack says:

      I think Vlad has given all three a spanking

      Are they aboutt to cry?

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      • 403
        SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

        I never though we would ever see the day when RUSSIA was the first line of defence against against communist expansion .

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    • 425
      Village Idiot says:

      ….”Icarus” comes to mind?

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    • 458
      Fred the pensioner says:

      Bill and Ben, the Flowerpot men and you know who in the middle.

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  90. 339
    winston churchill says:

    http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/04/angela-merkel-faces-tricky-balancing-act-in-row-over-top-eu-job

    cameron to lose out on juncker to his very great “friend”, merkel.

    I see theres nothing in the queens speech on the eu or mass immigration.

    vote ukip tomorrow.

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    • 428
      Fooled public says:

      …Nothing about islam,fgm,asian sex gangs,food banks,disabled thrown on the scrap heap causing great worry, immigration,the undemocratic EU, but we got same -sex marriage and tax on bags!

      Like

  91. 342
    Just what is that Lady doing? says:

    Obama pushes woman’s face into man’s crutch

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  92. 343
    winston churchill says:

    to commemorate the d day landings vote ukip, or you will betray all those who died to save democracy.

    #
    Vote liblabcon for us to be just a state within a united states of europe. a parish council in fact.

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    • 372
      Mong watch says:

      There’s always something sickening about those who invoke dead soldiers to make a political point. You wouldn’t have been worthy to lick Churchill’s arse.

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      • 386
        cured lefty says:

        Pray tell us what they died for

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        • 404
          The bleeding obvious says:

          To beat the Germans. To help their mates. To win the war as quickly as possible so they could get back home to their families and carry on as normal.

          They didn’t die so scum like you could say 70 years later “Vote for X otherwise you betray the dead of WW2″; you utter, sick fucks.

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          • Anonymous says:

            they didnt die so scum like you can give away our powers to germany either. you sick tory parasite. go and take even more money off the poor as is your way of life. sick sick sick, parasitcal trechorous arsehole of the lowest order. obvious you cant take criticism which part or a normal democracy that they fought and died for. get back into your cesspit hole in westminster, you ignorant blood sucking leech.

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      • 410
        winston churchill says:

        well the truth always helps. you are not worthy to even comment. you never went through it . you never lost relatives. you are sickening, just like the tories who use photo opportunities with service personnel to further their political aims, in fact all politicians do this.

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  93. 350
    Ring a Ring o' Roses says:

    atishoo, atishoo, all fall down

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  94. 366
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    Non of these “leaders” look normal do they?

    Nigel looks like a human being which is a good start
    Milliband looks like he should be working at pc world
    Clegg modelling Y fronts for catalogues
    Cameron taking your measurements for a suit or flogging upmarket watches whilst inwardly seething that you earn more than he does

    I also like Putin

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  95. 367
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Reply effed up again 335

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  96. 371
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Let’s not forget what it means to be English and be proud of our traditions.

    We have a rich and amazing history that we must hold on to at all costs and never, ever, let anyone take it away.

    Think long and hard before voting.

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  97. 375
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    TREACHERY: THEY NAME IS VINCE CABLE.

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  98. 378
    Pen says:

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    • 390
      cured lefty says:

      Black people have enough problems without this fucking moron in public position!

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      • 406
        Tachybaptus says:

        Abbott is right: Venezuela shows that another way is possible. It’s possible for a socialist to turn a rich and peaceful nation into a basket case with rationing and violence, in just a decade. It should remind us that the possibility is open here too, if people are stupid enough to elect a socialist.

        But sadly they are. Chavez was democratically elected, and there are plenty of people here who will vote for the idiot Miliband.

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    • 426
      Southern Softie says:

      This stupid, corrupt bitch will proabably get ministrial responsibility in the next government!

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  99. 379
    Necrophiliac Dating Agency-Just Where Do They Dig These People Up From? says:

    Yes Guido, UKIP is more than just a one-man band and he deserves a blumin’ holiday! Rodger is more than capable to run Party affairs in Newark. The MSM can feel their grip loosening on the GBP. I do like to see them squirm in their evermore decreasing sphere’s of influence. Shucks, some may even have to go out and get a real job soon! :)

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  100. 401
    Nigeeeeeeeel, fucking legend. says:

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  101. 405

    Obama get’s it. But what is going on with Dave’s hair ?

    Vote UKIP :-)

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  102. 412
    Anonymous says:

    lets all celebrate the d day landings then vote for the liblabcon party who have ceded all our powers to a non elected body that no one in our country has voted for.

    Their losses are in vain.
    #

    VOTE LIBLABCON FOR A UNITED STATES OF EUROPE RUN JUST LIKE RUSSIA.

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  103. 413
    Anonymous says:

    the d day landings.

    Another chance for a politician to have a photo opportunity with our brave personnel and who suffered or died to maintain our way of life and our democracy.

    Then go back to the office and ignore them and plan to cede even more of our powers to brussels for the dream of a united states of europe with our old foe pulling all the strings.

    You couldnt make it up and even think or believe that your own people would do this to you.

    They are worse than scum.

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  104. 414
    Anonymous says:

    Row as voters are promised the power to sack their MP… but only if other MPs agree that there can be a by-election

    Leopards can not change their spots.

    They just carry on as if nothing has changed.

    Thats what cameron will just do if he were to get a majority at the next election.

    You cant trust any of them. There for themselves and their bank balance.
    Lets carry on subsidising their meals and drinks too at our expense, as if they arent rich enough

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    • 420
      The public says:

      The current bunch of tossers in Parliament don’t trust the public. They don’t believe in democracy. They are thieves and liars who are an affront to this nation.

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  105. 415
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Good Morning bumsexers everywhere.

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  106. 416
    Comrade Iain Duncan Smith says:

    The Tiananmen Square massacre was a great day for communism. All bourgeois elements will face the iron fist of the workers state.

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  107. 418
    The Spooks says:

    I hope we are all still supporting the most authoritarian government this country has seen in the last 500 years. If you don’t, we know where you live.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2648832/First-trial-held-secret-Closed-terror-case-branded-outrageous-assault-open-justice-thanks-free-Press-know-happening.html

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  108. 419
    Anonymous says:

    ‘Hell doesn’t describe those beaches, Nurse': How the Home Front learned of the bloody horror, the sacrifice and the heroism of D-Day – and was given hope of victory
    Relieved to get home: An injured soldier helps his badly wounded comrade to light a cigarette
    As we prepare to honour the sacrifice on the Normandy beaches this Friday – with veterans attending medal ceremonies.

    our thoughts and prayers are with you all today and thank you so so much.

    We all owe you so much, but I dont think we can ever repay you. What happened this day was truly truly remarkable. Thank you again.
    Words are not enough.

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  109. 422
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony, closet racist, crank and gadfly says:

    Well, by all accounts it looks like it’ll need to be an extinction level event as opposed to an earthquake for UKIP to take Newark. Only a loss of the seat would screw Cameron, even a vastly reduced majority won’t knock him off course. He’ll just spin it as a victory ‘for a government coming to the end of it’s term’ and carry on promising a referendum that he knows full well he will never have to grant.

    Time is running out.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.
    Vote LibLabCon, get the EU.

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  110. 431
    • 439

      Has no one complained about all Lutfur’s supporters wandering about inside the count and shouting at people and brandishing biros in an apparent attempt to spoil perfectly good voting papers for opposition parties?

      Not one person?

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  111. 432
    Nurse Botah says:

    Gordon, please stop breaking the blue crayons

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  112. 434
    Bishop, David Laurence - Bus-Pass Elvis Party says:

    Hear ! Hear !

    Like

  113. 442
    Duplicitous Dave says:

    So voters are being duped over MP recall? What’s new? I’ve been duping voters for four years. Voters are thick and with my brilliant PR skills it’s easy to pull the wool over their eyes. My only concern is to take care of my core vote – wind farm scammers, knobjockeys and foreign aid chancers. Toodle pip!

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  114. 447
    The Public says:

    http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/06/04/mirror-seeks-to-smear-farage-on-malta-trip

    “A senior UKIP source told Breitbart London, “Well it is clear that ‘Nigel Farage pictured with leggy blonde’ sounds very different to ‘Man helps less abled woman walk around’ but this is what the media does to us”. ”

    Surprised Gido didn’t join in with Today’s disgusting mirror smear. The more lies that MSM publish, the more I know that I will not vote for the establishment parties again. If any MP in Westminster is reading this, I’d like you to know that you make me puke.

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  115. 456
    Anonymous says:

    “hoping to break through to Westminster” ?
    Simples Nige. All you have to do is offer the electorate an actual say in influencing policies. Otherwise, how does your personal ideology differ from that of the rest of that conniving rabble?

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  116. 461
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Jools, as a regular visitor here, you should know by now that this forum runs on the Balls maths education method – ie it can never count much above 250 before going all to shit. It does make it difficult to follow contributions when this sort of shit software operates here.

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    • 462
      Fred the pensioner says:

      Proof of the pudding – this response was to jools right at the foot of the page way down below.

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  117. 469

    At a prior booked conference.
    It’s called “working”.

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Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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