June 3rd, 2014

UKIP Spin-Off Predicted Octopus Invasion

Just two months ago UKIP copycat party An Independence From Europe predicted in a campaign video that a giant EU octopus would destroy Britain’s democracy:

Even they could not have known how accurate that prediction would be. This is the scene in Oxford Circus this morning, as a lorry carrying an octopus breaks down and holds up commuters:

They’re coming…


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  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

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      Here is BBC home service says:

      Your supposed to know that reason and tell us trash, we know why the EC is doing it , because we don’t have any authority in the running of our own country . people like you gave this country away to the EU, while 640 sit back and pretend your in charge and fill you’re bank accounts.

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      • 13
        Anonymous says:

        BiasedBBC website still unavailable ?

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      • 23
        Near Lyconned says:

        Is it because an octopus has 8 arms that they did so well in recent election ?
        No backbone either.
        Electoral Commission need to re examine .

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        • 43
          Cameron's Black Ops says:

          I say you chaps, make your bloody minds up.

          Is it a copy-cat or is it a spin-off?

          This is 3rd rate smearing and simply not good enough.

          I’m beginning to think you’re all racists too.

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    • 21
      Stop these bird Blenders says:

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      • 40
        non taxable pikey says:

        Unfortunately Roger can only say no to useless windfarms in Newark until the 1st of November. That is when the EU takes over our Energy Policy.

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        • 84
          Flaming Torches R Us says:

          Does that mean Dimbo Davey gets the boot then? Silver linings and all that…

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      • 97
        broderick crawford says:

        “One of our four campaign posters for the Newark by-election.”

        I think we d manage to figure that one out Roger, thank you.

        ( after all it would be strange if it were a poster for the very newly formed say YES to Europe campaign headed by Nick Clegg following his Euro electoral wipeout would it not …..)

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    • 62
      Anonymous says:

      UKIP: The UK’s Watchmen.

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      Ginger Nuts says:

      At least he knows how to use an apostrophe.

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    • 90

      David Moyes Joins UKIP

      Human tragedy David Moyes has admitted that he can’t get enough negative attention and now plans to join far right comedy outfit UKIP.

      In an exclusive interview Moyes refuted claims he had assaulted a young man in a wine bar, but did admit to dressing his wife in a burka and then kicking her up the arse.

      He said: “There have been a lots of spurious snash written about me over the last year, and I have to say, I’ve loved every fucking minute of it.

      “However, the only fud who’s getting more attention than me is Nigel Farage. That’s why, when the cops gave me one phone call, he’s the guy I turned to.

      “In fact it turns out that most of the police support UKIP and were more than happy to help. Apparently having a poor academic background and an inherent need to control others is exactly what a backward, fear mongering, shit stirring little party like UKIP want.

      A spokesperson for UKIP denied they are on the verge of signing Marouane Fellaini before the next general election.

      “Of course not, he’s from Belgium for fuck’s sake.”

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  2. 2
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    I think this story has definitely got legs.

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  3. 3

    Would it be too legist if I said that it looks like an immigrant?

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  4. 4
    joolz says:

    times they are a changing

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  5. 5
    Neil Hamilton, UKIP spokesman says:

    An Independence From Europe are a real threat to us not winning a seat in 2015. Hopefully at a General Election, An Independence From Europe voter will realise that voting UKIP is the only way to ensure no MP’s, no referendum and a Labour government

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    • 11
      Here is BBC home service says:

      Seems the LibLabCons has UKIP as competition and UKIP has Independence from Europe as competition, slowly the LibLabCons will disappear into the background of noise and nothingness.

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      • 45
        absolutelypassionate says:

        Impersonation isn’t competition.

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      • 78
        John Bellingham says:

        When I lived in the Far East and did quite a bit of shopping down the markets, I often bought some fine products like the odd “Hugo Bossi” aftershave, a Bolex watch or two, some Mike trainers and a Denhill cigarette lighter. I don’t think that those offerings survived more than a few months.

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        • 85
          Flaming Torches R Us says:

          In Penang these “offerings” are known as ‘genuine imitations’. Counterfeiting is a major problem in Malaysian. Just last week the local plod discovered a stash of several million fake $US.

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    • 14
      Socialism is theft says:

      The best way to ensure a Labour government is for gullible Tories to carry on sucking David’s cock.

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    • 81
      Neil Hamilton's brown envelope says:

      I’m empty.
      Don’t forget me on election day.

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  6. 8
    Teck says:

    Does anyone remember the old Labour drinking song “There is a fart in my pocket”?

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  7. 9
    Lance Corporal Bill Bloggs (retired) says:

    Where are the military when the people really need them ?

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  8. 10
    Mangochutney says:

    What is Lord Rennard doing on the back of that lorry?

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  9. 15
    Blinky Bollocks says:

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    • 28
      OAP says:

      Old should bee another “N” word.
      Elderly is the preferred description

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      • 41
        non taxable pikey says:

        There was a Triathlon near me at the weekend. 3 of the competitors were over the age of 75, none of them came last. One of them was well up with the younger ones. Now are they old or is Eric Pickles old?
        I know which heart I would take if offered for a transplant.

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  10. 16
    Tweet of the year! says:

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    • 47
      The view from England says:

      That’s just fucking juvenile not to mention misogynistic.

      She’s a twat and supports lunatic policies – her looks are irrelevant.

      Grow the fuck up.

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    • 48
      Botus says:

      I thought I’d reply to this before the reply button vanishes :)

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    • 83
      Jack Ketch says:

      I think that is as degrading to intelligent political discourse as it is to women in general to post such disgraceful remarks about the looks and ethnicity of Miss Incurable Rage (anag.).
      First of all, she is far from being the ugliest woman in Parliament, or even in the Labour Party. In fact, she is one of the best looking that they have produced since Caroline Flint let everything go to pieces and gave up even trying. As for her ethnicity, anti-S comments are just cheap– or expensive if one of their bastard, money-grubbing Kikey mates in the legal profession decides to sue.
      Please keep nasty comments about looks and ethnicity of female MPs confined to Dianne Abbott.

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  11. 17
    LibLabCon They're all the same says:

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  12. 18
    Anonymous says:

    “Independence From Europe predicted in a campaign video that a giant EU octopus would destroy Britain’s democracy”
    But when the octopus arrived, it discovered itself in a faux democracy. Thus had to set about dismantling the party system that had taken the place of government of the people, by the people, for the people. To then replace it with policy selection by the mandate of the majority. Rather than voting some political pope into power, to dispense a deluge of dogma. So they could all be squids-in.

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  13. 19
    Nigel Evans says:

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  14. 20
    J j Jamison says:

    Ed balls…A guy with eight brain cells terrorising the nation.. Doc odd!

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  15. 22
    And the countdown to lefties calling this arrest racist begins now... says:

    BREAKING NEWS: Police in London arrest P*kistani MQM leader Altaf Hussain on money-laundering charges

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    • 33
      benefits for all says:

      MORE BREAKING NEWS….

      Altaf Hussains four wives arrested for money ironing

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    • 46
      non taxable pikey says:

      He’s arrested in London and they are rioting about it in Karachi? Not Minaret Hamlets?

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    • 56
      Crime spotter says:

      LOL

      Be careful

      If the Police start doing their job, they will have to arrest hundreds of banksters and oligarchs for

      money laundering in London

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  16. 27
    Top Kipper says:

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  17. 29
    2 BILLION VIEWS, BITCHES! says:

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  18. 32
    Anonymous says:

    Junckerd!

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  19. 35
    Tony Blair, Traitor to Movement, Party, and Nation says:

    I’m supporting the EU.

    (Cheques etc to usual offshore account)

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  20. 36
    The Mrs Merkel Show says:

    Hello engerlanders.

    I just want to say to you that we in the EU are going to be ignoring you.
    We know you say you will leave EU but we know you won’t.

    The scothlanders want to JOIN the EU. So that is 6 million votes to stay.
    The Welshlanders never want to leave. So that is another 2 million for the no vote.
    Then there is Miliband Labour. That is 20 million votes. And that n.Ireland also love EU subsidy.

    So, even with a referendum you won’t dare to leave.

    You are like the tartan bunch. All kilts and no trousers, ya? Too scared to leave mummy’s boobies.

    There there… Mummy kiss you better..now ..you stay, ya?

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    • 61
      The Unwashed British says:

      Thank you Mummy

      We will invade France this week in a thousand small boats like we left it in a thousand small boats a while ago

      We will then drink too much and sing anti European songs until we are kicked out

      Is that OK Mummy?

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    • 72
      Village Idiot says:

      ….Yes Mrs Merkel, it is hard for some of us in this Island Nation, to understand why our gutless, lazy politicians , would want to be associated and ruled by a Germany that first used chlorine gas against our defenceless troops , on Saint Georges Day in 1915!
      Our politicians left our troops short of artillery munitions and completely unable to cope with gas!…A Germany that put people in ovens, and we think it,s different now!
      …Leave the wretched EU, it is a busted flush and made life in this country very difficult and very unfair, Out Demons Out,….Out Demons Out…….Out Demons Out……….

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      • 76
        Flaming Torches R Us says:

        Angie babe – if you weren’t so fuckin’ thick, you would realise that the best thing you could do for Germany is to leave the fuckin’ EU and let the Frogs get on with it. Relaunch your own Marks and tell the ECB what to do with their austerity programmes.

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  21. 37
    Anonymous says:

    The Battle for Britain has begun.

    Liked by 1 person

  22. 38
    Natural Born Leakers says:

    Oliver Stone is to write and direct the story of Edward Snowden, the fugitive US intelligence leaker. The film will be based on the book by Guardian journalist Luke Harding, The Snowden Files: The Inside Story of the World’s Most Wanted Man.

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  23. 39
    Jack Dromey says:

    Octopuses excite me as they’ve got lots of testicles.

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    • 96
      I had a fish once but it escaped says:

      Beak in the old days I asked one to Calamarry me, she said no. :(

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    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    The EU Kommissars are now trying to interfere in the the UK housing market,’recommending’ a rise in council taxes.
    How long before local taxation becomes another EU competence, with a portion of the receipt going to the EU region with Cameron hopelessly wringing his hands, and weakly promising to ‘fight this all the way’ in Brussels

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    • 55
      non taxable pikey says:

      On the 1st of November.

      In the 1980’s certain lefty councils declared themselves to be “Nuclear Free Zones,” surely this sets a precedent. I now declare the area contained within the boundary of my property as an EU Free Zone.

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    • 66
      Cast Iron says:

      I am Cast Iron

      All of Europe is listening to me

      And Wee Willy Hague tells me even our Vlad listens to me

      I will embrace him on all four cheeks on Friday

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  26. 57
    Not Local Then says:

    How was your Newark candidate’s name spelt again?
    Tweet:-

    George Freeman MP ‏@Freeman_George 1m

    To #Newark to help the excellent Conservative PPC Robert Kendrick and listen to voters post Euro and local elections.

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  27. 71
    Gary Elsby Stoke-on-Trent says:

    “We are second class citizens in our own Country” (UKIP promotional video)

    What an absolute load of bollocks.

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  28. 93
    Pub Landlord says:

    I barred that Mike Mattress! And the ‘Electoral Commission’!

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My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

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