June 3rd, 2014

Speaker Watch: Bercow’s Clumsy Briefing

Odd to see the Speaker briefing against the outgoing Clerk of the House, given the treacle-drizzled eulogy he made at the time of his resignation. Steve Richards’ column in the Indy today has several passages that might have been personally dictated by the Prince of the Palace. Urgent Questions are reported to be a Bercovian innovation, greatly to his credit, shaking up the dusty processes of the House. Richards’ article also claims the applications were often resisted by the “bewigged” Clerk, using public school sporting metaphors. The wicket isn’t ready for play, sort of thing.

In the first place, the Clerk has no authority to resist the application for a UQ, the decision is the Speaker’s. More importantly, the idea of granting more frequent UQs was first proposed before the last Speaker elections, in a document detailing how the Commons’ procedures could be livened up using existing mechanisms. The author of the document? Robert Rogers, Clerk.


  1. 1
    NURSE BOTHA says:



    • 17
      words have no meaning says:

      like birds, words have feelings.


    • 35
      biG buck Rogers says:

      all the planets are mine. and when i poss on you just send my electric piss back. all together now. earthworms.


    • 53
      Shag for Britain Stella Creasy says:

      Breed for Britain! Without immigrants women will need ‘a lot of children’



      • 56
        Small is good says:

        Stupid woman. Does she not see that by her logic as the immigrants become the population then the population will have to increase exponentially.

        Truth is, There is no truth that an ever increasing population is required to support Britain and it is a Myth put about by the LibLabCon to justify their lack of immigration control


        • 141
          White rabbit says:

          Quite right. Just a lie, one of many. All three Parties have woven tapestry of lies trotted out as facts supporting unsustainable nonsense.


          • Big Ben is the leaning Tower. so who is listening? says:

            will the real ben. STAND up and RESIST.
            Brogan come out fighting. terms like delusional are for si si ie that is “……


      • 64
        Londoner says:

        Creasy is another of those over-educated twits who doesn’t know her jammy dodgers from her immigrant invasions, but oh how she does like the sound of her own voice.

        Liked by 1 person

        • 91
          mais non! says:

          ‘Over – educated’ . . . . shurely not! given the state of ‘Brit’ edyerkayshun in past years . .


          might be better


          • Bosun Higgs says:

            Stella Creasy had the good fortune to attend a girls’ grammar school. No oiky comprehensive for her!


        • 127
          NE Frontiersman says:

          Her majority depends on the immigrant vote. This doesn’t guarantee they’re actually aware of voting for her, since she’s photographed standing in the ward where there was a 125% turnout in the 2010 election.
          The present election result, where Labour made unexpected gains in Tory Chingford, was unduly protracted due to ‘the late arrival of postal votes’, according to the local paper.


          • NE Frontiersman says:

            PS: She has no need to worry: two thirds of the children born in Waltham Forest in 2011 were to mothers born overseas.


        • 135
          Anonymous says:

          Guido is losing the plot. Sitting on the fence now most of the time. If you want the truth, go to Breitbart London blog. Really on the ball.


        • 224
          get my leotard . a wo,,,hohoho says:

          ola or cola.
          o la la la o la .

          black or white.
          hard or soft.


      • 77
        Gregg_Man says:

        Sounds a little reminiscent of Nicolae Ceauşescu’s attempt to modernise Romania in the 1980s. Interesting that he also thought the big solution was by cultural sterilisation.
        Populating yourself out of an age/demographic problem merely puts off the inevitable. You need to deal with these issues by cross-party, long-term planning and re-allocation of resources many, many years ahead.


        • 92
          Our US correspondent says:

          Big Cock is the answer! keeps the wimmin happy and the men free to get on wiv whatever they like


          • Norm Normal says:

            If people were happier and having children cost less the indigenous population would increase it’s birth rate.
            What’s happening in the UK can be compared closely to breeding program problems on Zoos.
            If they ain’t happy, they won’t breed, filling the cage up with more animals, creating overcrowded conditions makes the problem worse.


        • 242
          it is Kebab time. ebab says:

          pigs are being skewerd. nothing to be done. just pump up…nike? loud music, or the HIGH spot at Vue cinema. His lordship likes to jumjim in the jimjams. babies should be babies.

          hence. adopt a hence. you never know he might be a pig.


      • 139
        How they Twist, distort and deceive. says:

        What’s happened here is that. The LibLabCon focus groups have identified Patriotic as being associated with UKIP. So in recent days they have tried to turn this on its head and make out that UKIP is unpatriotic because they want control of our borders back and thus controlled immigration.

        In only what could be warped minds of the elite and their advisors they are saying it is unpatriotic to control immigration, in fact they twist this further by omitting controlled.

        I trust the public will not fall for their latest pack of lies and half truths.

        But why do they do it? What is so wrong with telling the truth?


        • 185
          BBC and Westminster Bubbles. says:

          Tell the truth?
          What an innovative idea.
          Never catch on though.


      • 150
        Cassey, London, 27 minutes ago says:

        Cassey, London, 27 minutes ago

        She is a bit muddled but correct in part. Of course if we wish to remain the same reliant on a cheap labour pool of 99% to support a very basic NHS whilst supporting the life style of the global super rich and her middle class set with their auto access to the best education, jobs and housing then of course we would have to have more kids to support them without mass influx of cheap labour from abroad. But why can’t we change the record? This is not the only way nor is mass globalisation. How about we find a political and economic solution to our having a small island that we do not want to pave over up to 70%, don’t want to jostle for pavement space on the hight street nor gazump each other for a decent home for our families. How about we just decide on a manageable population size / growth and work out a solution with that in mind. Rather than trying to shoe us all into this concept of globalisation which non of the political or elite classes have to face day in day out


      • 193
        I.m.plant says:

        cactus says it is night time so lets lay a couple of eggs.
        so alpha omega is in the crate.

        want to live dangerous?
        get electric. get into lean forword mode when driving the manual.


        • 195
          no sweat says:

          remove all body hair.
          put the sahara desert shades on.

          kill cancer?
          moon rules cancer, so kill cancer.

          moon circles the earth because….

          seanlant coolant.


          • no angle? says:

            lean right. twist left. with chin up. with arms stretched. go to stretcher. mothers do.


    • 76
      The Most Boring Post Order Order Has Ever Published? says:



    • 79
      is this bercow post the most borin post ever published online? says:



    • 156







      • 170
        Fair justice for All says:

        Cut or not, if they must go, then so be it.

        What do you want ….reconstructive surgery…..are you going to pay? We’ve already seen the Indian fakir last night on Five. £40k for new hips, fackin illegal immigrant. And still hates us. Twat.

        Carry on Teresa.


        • 272

          So –it is clear I have no support on this as you are all lacking one iota of human compassion for two little innocent girls who do not know why they are going to be made to suffer unbearably by someone cutting something between their kegs with no anaesthetic and ruining their womanly sexusl pkeasure for life !!

          So be it — it only remains for me to wish you all the same fate as befalls certain NHS patients when they are having operations and the anaesthatist cocks up .

          To wit : you wake up with your eyes taped shut thinking you are in the recovery room completely paralysed and unable to speak but you can hear all and it suddenly dawns on you they have not yet STARTED the operation and you are in for one to two hours of indescribable agony which you cannot scream or signsl about .

          Happy hospital admissions and may your God if you have one go with you .



  2. 2
    The Hunchback of Kirkcaldy says:

    I have never met any of these people, are you sure they work with me?


  3. 3
    DH says:


    • 43
      Raving Loon says:

      Me ug, I wrong.


    • 60
      UKIP Hacking at the roots with the truth says:

      So, when you gonna leave the Heathite party?


      • 102
        Time waster says:

        He exists to string the mugs along with his fake Euro-sceptic routine.

        Also, along with Boris the Turk, he wants Turkey in the EU pronto.


    • 65
      A patriot, not a quisling says:

      What a waste of talent. Hannan is such a profound disappointment.


    • 158
      Animal Mother says:

      Oh Daniel…

      You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?


    • 241
      There's no such thing as bad news says:

      What does it mean? Right about what? Claiming expenses?

      Hannan is a waste of space. It’s just another platform for him.


  4. 4
    Democracy Now says:

    It’s a joke parliament putting on a pantomime of a democracy.


    • 11
      wtf were they thinking? says:

      As soon as Bercow was made Speaker it became clear that the HoC was little more than a circus with scarily incompetent clowns. All pretence at decorum and dignity went up in a cloud of smoke.


    • 21
      Necrophiliac Dating Agency-Just Where Do They Dig These People Up From? says:

      The Monarchy, the Lords, the EU, no Referendums, no other Voting allowed on remaining in the UK except in Scotland and no English Parliament. I’m afraid that I’m rather inclined to agree with you.


    • 33
      Socialism is theft says:

      I would argue it is a joke parliament putting on a pantomime of importance.

      Most of the main business that affects the people now is under the control of unelected bureaucrats in Brussels.

      Where is UK sovereignty?

      It’s behind you.


    • 45
      nature or nututure says:

      christ or al ighty

      popellor on planet earth is tech. all talk tech. air is all water. water is all pressure. propel outwards. no nature no nurture. just a cool breeze.


  5. 5
    Angry Dwarf. says:

    Bring back Betty!


  6. 6
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Sally’s wicket is always ready for play :)


    • 8
      The Hunchback of Kirkcaldy says:

      The crease is a bit wet though.


      • 25
        Scampi Flaps says:

        It’s more than fucking wet, it’s a slimy, gaping, fish scented wound scarred by years of abuse and with the appearance of corned beef that has been mixed together with warm dog shit. Enjoy your dinner boys.


      • 246
        Dickie's Bird says:

        That’s only because some berc got caught short on the stump and p!55ed all over it.


  7. 7
    Axe, you magnificent cunt says:

    Pretty soon we’ll get a tame bolshevik in there, like we did with Obama.


  8. 9
    Observer says:

    Since Bercow was originally a Mandelscum plant, it is hardly surprising that he is a two-faced,

    behind the back briefer, who abuses his position in every way…like Madoff Mandelson always

    did…both of them are a disgrace to Britain…


  9. 12
    Warcrime spotter says:

    Meanwhile the illegal Ukrainian government commits war crimes against the People

    Supported by the rogue Governments of the US and Britain, true heirs to Bush and Blair


    • 20
      sausages says:

      ….and of course, the beloved 4th Reich, the EU.


    • 46
      nell says:

      I think it would be best if the UK stepped back and let the EUSSR take on r u s s i a whilst here in the UK we got on with repairing the economy that labour trashed, repairing the NHS that labour trashed and repairing the state education system that labour trashed.


      • 59
        Vote Tory for unlimited immigration says:

        Na, Dave will never go for that. In what passes for his mind it’s better to pout and make the right sort of ‘cast iron guarantees’ and then warm a big jar of Vasline in a pot of boiling water, then assume the position for when Herman van Rompuy comes knocking.


  10. 13
    Rogers Brown's arse says:

    Bercow is a slimey midget. He is a Brown shirt, a little fascist stunted midget! His wife is a slag with a drink problem.


  11. 14
    Pub Landlord says:

    I once refused to serve the little left-wing sh##.


  12. 15
    disgusted of tunbridge wells says:

    Steve Richards? He knew what he wrote was b.s. so why write it?


    • 27

      Steve Richards only knows how to write excreta.

      His entire written corpus is a supreme study in egesta.


      • 84
        Re; Mr Richards, in my experience says:

        It comes with the territory of being the biggest Blair arselicker/apologist ever.


        • 153
          EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

          Cannot and will not disagree with you or SC on your points. Like.


          • Go on! Try! ;-)


          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            SC – We have in the UK the worlds most corrupted and ‘criminal’ labyrinthine justice system. The model that all other criminal states base their criminality upon – e.g. Sri Lanka – Their president was cocking a snook at the UK’s ‘CRIMINAL justice system’ – criminality being the key word and rubbing their faces in it – world wide and publicly – what says you SC?


  13. 18
    Employment tribunal says:

    Breaking news

    The 16th assistant of Lucky Luciana in 3 years has just resigned


    • 30
      Juicy Luci says:

      We weren’t suited – how do you like my hair do?


    • 52
      Ellie-Mae (9) says:

      Oh sh1t, that’ll get the comments turned off again


      • 109
        Employment tribunal says:

        Given the qualiy of your comments Elle, that would not be a loss

        But the idea that bent law firm Sue, Grabbit and Run are monitoring us 24 hours a day amuses me – and must cost the Liebor Party half their annual bungs…


        • 122
          Ellie-Mae (9) says:

          get a decent keyboard, oxygen thief.


        • 157
          EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

          The good news is that Liverpool Crown Court [On Ch4 amusenews tonight] have admitted that the wheels of the justice system are grinding to a halt … They then went on to say the system is getting clogged up elsewhere around the country.

          Music to my fucking ears – and if the truth be known fully; the picture is at least 4 fold worse than the amusenews portray.

          i am and many hundreds of others – our numbers increase every day are taking back “our fucking courts” from the bastards who have stolen them from us.



  14. 19
    Bercow is a parasitical worm, a slug and a mosquito all wrapped up in a pint size dwarf. says:

    What does the Tiny Prince want to be when he grows up?


  15. 22

    One needs a magnifying glass to look at the Speaker. The results are less than encouraging, however.


  16. 24
    The Toffee-nosed Tosser in No. 10 says:

    The wicket is ALWAYS ready for me to play my deceitful games – except when UKIP ruin the pitch!


    • 29
      Teacher says:

      The expression is k w e e r the pitch

      But I suppose the Thought Police disapprove…


      • 37
        Thought Police says:

        They most cretingly do — and we’re a’watching YEW!


        • 163
          EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

          The pigs ‘only’ – Act – under the orders of their ACPO troughers – most of them being Common Perps btw.


  17. 28
    Says says:

    “a” UQ but ‘an’ Urgent Question. Interesting, n’est pas?


    • 50
      Vote Tory for unlimited immigration says:

      No, not really.

      What is interesting, is why didn’t C3PO and R2D2 communicate with WiFi, Bluetooth or 4G wireless? I mean, why chirp and whistle when they could have uploaded their thoughts to each other at 2.4Ghz?


      • 62
        tweezers at the ready says:

        my samsung is where his sun shines


      • 105
        Bill Quango MP says:

        How did they manage to plug the laptop into the alien ship in Independence Day?
        Even in your own home you’d have trouble finding the right adapter for old and new Nokia charger.


        • 115
          Alien IT department manager says:

          Typical, everyone blames us, if only the bloody users would change their passwords now and again and, no, DROWSSAP123 really isn’t secure enough, and it’s not our fault that the printers never work, do you know how many different kinds of user profile the stupid managers insist on? The whole damn thing was an accident waiting to happen, in fact I remarked as much in that email to User Goldblum84, I think he’s in accounts or somwhere….


        • 132
          Vote Tory for unlimited immigration says:

          When I saw that film in the cinema, there were two scenes that made the audience groan, and that was one of them (the other was when Jeff triangulated his ex-wife’s mobile phone at the Whitehouse, saying “all telephone engineers can do this”).

          But, as Alien IT person points out, I strongly suspect the aliens hadn’t changed their username/password from ‘Admin/Admin’, and I bet your household router hasn’t been changed, either (point your browser at and try logging in). That’s how JG took out the aliens.


          • JH326ya34523432 says:

            I think he just uploaded the ‘It must be love’ musical montage from The Tall Guy and threatened to put it on repeat.

            Aliens pushed self destruct instead.


        • 165
          EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

          Bill – do you know who has the multimillion pound ‘contract’ to look after the encryption of data flowing in and out of HMRC – and if they have not inserted some trojan programmes for their own ends?


  18. 38
    nell says:

    ‘wicket isn’t ready to play..’

    Oh are they discussing militwit and labour?


  19. 41
    a non says:

    Mutterings from the mental pygmy Brown followed by a link to some hack’s praise for the poison dwarf Bercow.
    What’s up with the news coming out of Guido Towers today?
    Thought block?


  20. 44
    Anonymous says:

    Whatever might be said, one thing is fixed: that Robert Rogers is a gentleman, and Bercow a cad.


  21. 54

    Simple Union Jack…

    Vote UKIP :-D


  22. 61
    Sally Barecow says:

    I’m often asked what attracted a girl like myself to John?
    His charm. His intellect ? His humour. His ambition. His looks .His money?

    I’d have to say that I first noticed his piercing eyes.
    But that it was his 12″ shlong that really swung it for me.


  23. 66
    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    Staff in the BBC’s news and radio divisions are bracing themselves for a further round of up to 600 job cuts as part of the latest phase of cost savings which began three years ago.

    Up to 500 job losses are expected to be confirmed in BBC News, with around 80 posts going in BBC Radio, according to a Forbes report on Tuesday, with full details of the cuts expected to be announced next month.

    BBC News, which employs around 8,000 people, made cuts of 140 posts in 2012/13 and another 75 last year, with around 200 jobs going from the BBC’s English regions, which also forms part of the division.

    The latest round of job cuts will further add to discontent among BBC staff after trade unions criticised the corporation’s offer of a 1% pay rise to staff earning less than £50,000 as “completely unacceptable”.

    The BBC’s director of news and current affairs, James Harding, will meet with staff later this week in a series of open sessions where the prospect of further cuts is expected to be discussed.

    Hear ! Hear !


    • 67
      Goggle box says:

      Sack them all. There is no need for a BBC.


      • 114
        Bert says:

        I already have sacked them, in effect, by not paying the telly tax.


        • 260
          Fred the pensioner says:

          Good man. Me neither. Why doesn’t everyone join us? Get rid of this communist front in less than two years.


    • 69
      Vote Tory for unlimited immigration says:

      Uh-huh. “BBC News, which employs around 8,000 people”

      I’ve always wondered how the Beeb managed to burn its way though £3.6 billion a year – now I think I understand.


      • 70
        Not the BBC News says:

        Sky manage with 120


        • 73
          Vote Tory for unlimited immigration says:

          That sounds more like it (although don’t they share resources with The Times? The items (sorry, “content”) on the Sky News ‘app’ seems to match the Times quite a bit). But anyway, 120 good, 8,000 totally insane.


    • 85
      I weep at their plight says:



    • 90
      Spread the 'benefits' of mass immigration to the BBC says:

      Sack the rest and get some cheapo immigrants in to do their jobs for a quarter of the pay.


    • 97
      jgm2 says:

      Fire the fucking lot of them.

      Shut the place down and sell their offices to a developer.


      • 116
        Bert says:

        Burn the place down and sell the land to a developer.



        • 168
          EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

          Hey Bert – do you actually know how corrupted every planning office at every council in the UK is or that estate agents along with the legals and the ‘compromised planning officers’ have been acting ‘in concert’ with one another to thieve billions of pounds from the unsuspecting British Public?

          LVT’s are a fucking joke – and controlled by … members of the Law Society.


    • 152
      BBC Management-Performance-Related Pay? says:

      215 posts in 2 years! By this rate they should be down to a reasonable number – say 1000 people – by 2080!


      • 183
        it's called the BBC merry go round says:

        They’ll be made redundant with a massive pay-off
        then re-hired in a few months on a different contract.
        This is how the BBC has operated for years,


  24. 68
    non taxable pikey says:

    MSM finally cottoned on to Rochdale. This will cause a few percentage changes in Newark.



    • 72
      Not the BBC News says:

      We no longer support the Lib Dems. Like all true socialists we’ve forgiven the invasion party its warmongering ways and have returned to our red roots.

      Fuck the yellows. We are Red now. Or possibly green.


  25. 74
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m horny.


  26. 75
    Springwatch Shocker says:


  27. 78
    Arse Training says:

    When will B.liar, Mandy, Campbell realise that the majority of UK do not trust a word that drips from their mouths?

    They have all trained their arses to talk and being rewarded for it big time.

    Scams R Us!


    • 169
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      The failed actor, The criminal homo and The psychotic.

      And the establishment still let them walk the streets …?


  28. 81
    Tony Blair says:

    Chilcot, another whitewash to get me off the hook! I have the midas touch. Or should that be mass murdering touch?

    Catch me if you can, proles! What is important is!


    • 87
      It can't come soon enough for me says:

      I think that your family will find that there is a huge crowd at your funeral Tone.
      Cheering loud.


      • 110
        jgm2 says:

        It’ll be worse than that. There’ll be nobody at his funeral.

        Nor at the Imbeciles.

        They both watched the Fatcher funeral with hundreds of thousands of mourners lining the streets and thought ‘One day that will be me. A grateful nation united in memory.’

        It fucking well won’t though. There’ll be a few fist-pumps as Satan leads them off down the melting stairs to Hades but otherwise we’ll just get on with our lives.

        There’ll be no gun-carriages. No lying in state. Just a line in The Times.


        • 126
          The Ex says:

          I will be there

          I still luv Toni’s butt

          xxx ooo



        • 172
          EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

          Nicely put jgm2 – there are some things that we absolutely agree upon.

          If i may add – and any journo who sings bliars praises – and “those who have to this day” – ought to be very careful from here on out.


  29. 82
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony, closet racist, crank and gadfly says:

    Such a pity we can’t have Betty back. PMQs was worth watching for her put downs of MPs who got ideas above their station.

    The best alternative seems to me to be Lindsay Hoyle. I know he’s Labour but I just get the feeling, having seen him in action, that he would do the right thing because of his position, rather than his politics.


  30. 83
    Scandal! says:

    Want some juicy gossip on Chris Bryant? I once saw him at the Odeon Leicester Square when they were showing a Bond film. I was in the gents – no, this isn’t going where you think – and I saw him leave without washing his hands.


  31. 86
    Frank Carson says:

    How many Labour MPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Two. One to get his or her Filipino housemaid to change it and one to blame the coalition for the old one not working.


  32. 89
    Ed Miliband says:

    Vote Labour and we’ll give everyone a free money tree.


  33. 93
    Euroscepticism wins votes. says:

    The EU is a racket! Get rid of it! What good are reforms when peace time f@scists aint going to play ball?


    • 95
      RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

      Reduce the BBC licence fee by at least 50% and you have a vote winner :)


      • 103
        Corrective (necessary) says:

        even easier – bulldoze the whole fucking lot – and pay for it out of BBC funds!

        Then do a Chernobyl – bury it in rubble for a 1000 years pour les autres


        • 138
          Vote Tory for unlimited immigration says:

          Bulldoze it into rubble then bury it under more rubble? Don’t forget the concrete sarcophagus. And then nuke it all from space, just to be sure. After infecting them all with ebola.

          BBC One Show was giving airtime to someone again tonight (completely without interruption), trotting out the Europhiles’ sole defence that “4 million jobs depend on our trade with the EU.”

          Yes, and those 4 million people will still have jobs when we leave the EU. Leaving the EU does not mean not trading with the EU.

          If CMD ever gets his referendum, I take it he’ll have the sense to take the biased BBC off-air for two months before it happens. But, he probably won’t.


  34. 94
    RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

    The f*cker should have stuck to what he knows best :)


  35. 96
    Justice says:

    These two could face 65 years in prison. In Britain, they’d get 5 years and a new identity and free house paid for by us.



  36. 99
    Silly BigCow says:

    My Pwince. Hic!


  37. 100
    It is your moral duty to arrest Tony B.liar & Campbell says:



  38. 101
    The Tosser in No. 10 says:

    Trust me! – I give you my Weasel Words – and arse-fucking-bum bandits, subsidy-loving-Wind-Farm crooks– also a ‘Green Revolution’ – and loads more crap besides – you do believe me don’t you?

    The Previous Tosser in No. 10 said :

    I saved the World

    The Previous, Previous Tosser in No. 10 said

    I’mastraightkindaguy! – and I’m really gonna fuck Britain up the arse – remember voting for me and Cool Britannia ????!


    • 176
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      Did you know that Mitt Romney also has a lot to answer for for his unlawful legislating of gay marriage in the us?


  39. 104

    LOL :-)

    Vote UKIP :-)


    • 134
      Observer says:

      What makes this terrible for Obama and co is that Susan Rice, his national security adviser, meant to

      be the best informed person in the US on national security affairs, said on Sunday that this soldier had “served honourably”

      When in fact he was a DESERTER…..

      What is happenibg in the heart of the US Government?


      • 162

        Some truth on the swap:


        Cuba’s input on the swap:


        The Cuban 5:


        My view is that a Cuban cell has tried to infiltrate the UK recently:


        (You need to go back to the 90s and note the period of time that the H’appy M’ondays spent recording in Cuba to get the link, particularly the stories about crack cocaine being passed under the door gratis. Was documented in M’elody M’aker I think…)

        And one cannot ignore this:


        Or this:

        And in the mean time, the new cold war gets slightly warmer:


        Vote UKIP :-D


      • 202

        Something has just gone very very wrong with the interagency process in the US with the Bergdahl release:

        The ref’d article which is disturbing:



  40. 106
    Bosun Higgs says:

    You can’t really expect any rational and decent person to want to referee the Westminster chimps’ tea-party; unless, perhaps, they hired a children’s entertainer. The good ones can gain and hold the rapt attention of a roomful of excited four-year-olds. They need a loud voice, a confident personality, the patience of a saint, a genuine liking for the naughty little rapscallions and, of course, an eccentric costume.

    The first step, then, should be to bring back the Speaker’s wig, robe and breeches.


  41. 108
    Ed Moribund says:

    Right…it’s been a week since my cringe making bacon eating and abject performance in the Euros and locals.

    Media should be back on side giving me 24 hour ED Airtime whenever I make some stupid suggestion.

    Tomorrow I think I’ll call for and end to tic-tax


  42. 113
    Sally says:

    I told John I was going out. He said “You’ve been out every night this week already. Why do you go every night?” I told him it’s because I love a bit of BBC. He said “But we have a television here.” I just laughed and walked out, leaving him to look after the kids while I went and got totally hammered and covered in spunk. John’s a good obedient cuckold. Now, I must get back to deep throating Denzil while Leroy takes me from behind. Now I know why they call it a spit roast.


  43. 119
    cheche says:

    Sky news wittering on about Asads rigged election in Syria why didnt they say anything about Tower Hamlets down the rd


    • 123
      Here is BBC home service says:

      Because they’re part of the problem, not the repairs.


    • 124
      Anonymous says:

      Totally right. Why don’t they do something about postal voting?


    • 128
      The truth will out says:

      Adam Boulton’s wife, Anji, wss the gangster Blair’s gatekeeper FFS

      Talk about being part of the problem

      Or the problem itself

      Boulton should have been fired years ago…


      • 144
        Elsie Hargreaves 5 Railway Terrace Dewsbury says:

        Well everyone look very happy in that photoshoot from Damascus and the shops were well stocked with some nice designer clothing.

        I cannot see what there is to fight about.


        • 180
          EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

          Did someone mention a contrived Panam cover up – by corrupted western governments.


  44. 129
    We know a song about the squeaker don't we? says:

    Sally likes Afro American Pie!



  45. 133
    Hugh Janus says:

    Snow, Ch4 News, has just described some young females in an item as “rather posh and white”.

    Just imagine the furore had anyone been described as ” black and sluts”.

    Shameful. Even Guru-Murthy looked taken aback.

    “Hideously white” is alive and well, and on Ch4 News in particular.


  46. 136
    Nigel Farage says:

    Owen Jones,within 2 years you’ve been Anarchist, Anti Choice, Labour Tory, Pagan, Catholic, Poly, Mono, and when you move on ?


    • 142
      Soundbite Jones says:

      Owen Jones is still growing up and has an immature mind. The BBC love him for it.


    • 143
      Vote Tory for unlimited immigration says:

      Surely “anti choice” and “Labour” are one and the same thing?

      But anyway, you list 8 different things Young Jonesy has been into over the last 24 months, or one thing every quarter. Sooo, he’s angling; 1st qtr, be anarchist. 2nd qtr, anti-choice. 3rd qtr, pro Labour, and so on.

      At the end of it all, little Jones just has to see which qtr represented the biggest blip in his income, and voila! That’s what he’ll be doing from then onwards.


  47. 146
    SICK says:


    • 148
      Tachybaptus says:

      Who are these coloured people?


    • 155
      Face Stomping Chianti Socialists till I'm Knee Deep says:

      The man in the middle has slack jaw and not much to say…..not a man at work


    • 167
      Canterbury says:

      Who’s the man on the right?


    • 175
      pookie snackumberger says:

      Who’s looking after, ahmm, ‘your’ kids? Jock.


    • 214
      jgm2 says:

      I often go for a walk on the Worth Way. You can see the Sunshine Coaches at the various car-parks unloading their damaged mental cargo and strapping them into giant tricycles and fitting their big bump-caps.

      The most noticeable thing is that their carers are all either of African origin or much younger white women.

      It chokes me up it does.


  48. 147
    Gabby Bertin, 10 Downing Street says:

    Dave’s been junckered

    Wee Willie’s been putined

    And Gideon’s been merkeled

    Whatever next?


  49. 149
    Face Stomping Chianti Socialists till I'm Knee Deep says:

    Why no more smears against UKIP? The bastards finally figured out what was fueling the surge….and now they stopped…more smears please MSM Meeja, we Neeja before Thursday…


    • 173
      UKIP Hacking at the roots with the truth says:

      They are doing it indirectly.

      Now they have set up the idea in people’s minds that UKIP are a ‘racist’ party, they now talk about how racist things are and how unfair ‘racism’ is.

      Both BBC and C4 are doing this.


      • 179
        Racist says:

        Will not work; they have devalued the word so much that it is now almost a badge of honour. Besides voting UKIP pisses off the whole political hoi polloi; so vote UKIP.


    • 194
      You couldn't make this up says:


      • 201
        Londoner says:

        Says the woman who prefers P@kistanis to her white English constituents


      • 205
        Walthamstow Jammy Dodger says:

        Hang on a minute…it’s deeply unpatriotic to want sovereign control of ones own borders à la Canada, Australia, New Zealand and almost every other country?


        • 273

          Its innocent wide eyed believe -all do – gooders like her that come the BokoHaram /Taleban /Al Qaeda revolution will be gang raped , buttfucked , spit roasted and thrown in a ditch to die among her fellow travellers to the cheers and jeers of the jihadists .

          Think on idealists !!


  50. 154

    Vote UKIP :-)


    • 254
      Necrophiliac Dating Agency-Just Where Do They Dig These People Up From? says:

      Reference my previous posts on the last two threads. No vote on the Monarchy, no vote on the Lords, no vote on the EU, no English Parliament and England has the lowest spending/head in the UK…..Just how pussy-whipped do the English have to be for it to be enough for these ‘BBC Types’? As for Stella in the above post, talk about going down like a lead ghubaara! Patronising cow.


  51. 160
    Charles Maurice de Talleyrand says:

    Crime is the last resort of political half-wits.


  52. 164
  53. 171
    Highly paid - or is that pissed? -Advisor to 'Dave' says:

    Told him to be honest – doesn’t know meaning of word.

    Now what?


  54. 181
    Gordon McDoom (who has never been right about anything) says:

    Do not vote for UKIP
    (translation Vote UKIP and piss off the entire political class)


  55. 187

    Breaking: Putin RT’s graphics department really do not like the Queen.


  56. 190
    The loony LibLabCon says:


    • 196
      Abbey Normal says:

      How does she explain that?
      Is it that whole pension Bollox again? There won’t be enough people paying tax?

      Maybe some of those sitting around on their arses for 40 years at our expense can go to work instead.


      • 229
        The British media are cunts says:

        You mean Labour voters have to get off their arses and get a job?


      • 256
        Necrophiliac Dating Agency-Just Where Do They Dig These People Up From? says:

        I don’t know whether the ‘learned’ gal has looked recently at the deficit and debt we have, but we don’t have enough to pay for them NOW, no matter in the next 20 years. Stick to your trick-cycling dear, it’s obviously your forte.


    • 275

      Heaven Forfend Ms Creasy — that the Flower if British womanhood should be lowered to the embarrassment of panting , grunting , screaming and puking for hours on end merely to repopulate the indigenous gene pool

      Best to leave all that sort of thing to the immigrants -they re far better at it than we !!

      “We wash your clothes , we clean your dishes , we dust your homes , we shine your cars , we suck your cocks , we have your babies ”

      paraphrase from “Dirty Pretty Things “(2002)


  57. 192
    UKIP are Unpatriotic. The loony LibLabCon says:


    • 198
      Stella Creasy says:

      Ladies. Lie on your backs, open your legs and think of England.


      • 200
        A Nimigrant says:

        How many children do you have Ms Creasy?


        • 237
          jgm2 says:

          Aye. Get your knees up for the lads.


          You already did.

          Did she fuck her way to her degree as well as becoming an MP?

          I know one girl who did (fuck her way to a PhD).


    • 203
      Bill Quango MP says:

      That is quite an article.

      I think she is very, very stupid. It’s possible that she is so dim that some sort of university program needs to be enacted to examine her actual level of dumbness.
      It may be of an order never encountered before.

      Maybe Oxford and Yale can get together to study how it is possible that someone so lacking in a basic understanding of work, welfare, economics, education taxation, etc, can become an MP.

      She should become the focus of entire conferences. Professors working night and day with teams of students studying her. Examining her. Analysing the brain-mouth interactions. Looking to see if the brainwave functions are in any way connected with typical stimulus inputs through speech and sight and sound.

      Or are her utterances a completely random activity. Like a parrot that has the ability to make sounds and speak a sentence yet have no understanding of what those words mean.

      Scientists, psychiatrists and medical professionals have a unique opportunity to study this imbecile. They can discover just how it’s possible that someone who whose cognitive reasoning is on the level of a daffodil can not only appear to function as a normal human being but can actually presume to lecture others.

      I shall ask the house to look at the possibility of a special research grant to enable this unique individual to be observed and so give us an insight into this moron.


      • 206
        jgm2 says:

        Please do.

        She’s giving plankton a bad name.


        • 208
          EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

          Hi jg – how’s it hanging!!!


        • 219
          Bill Quango MP says:

          I don’t want to spread false hope but .. on reading what she has said I think she may be the Host.

          Its just possible that the Dummy virus is contained within her. We may actually soon be able to isolate that which makes socialists so slow witted. Maybe even one day eradicate the disease that has done such irreparable harm to our nation over many decades.

          There is a long way to go. But Stella has given us hope.
          At the very least she has given us an alternative to simply continuing with our research into PROJECT ABBOTT-D, which has so far only yielded many symptoms but little cure.


          • jgm2 says:

            I’m going to have to dash your hopes I fear.

            While she may be as thick as bull’s beef she is no more than a splinter from the eternal block of idiocy that yields up such self-proclaimed intellectual jackasses as Polly Toynbee, Ed Balls, the Maximum Imbecile etc etc.

            She is simply a Heath-Robinsonesque method of recycling oxygen into plant food.

            The utterly fuckwitted will always be with us.


          • Slam dunk says:

            Slow down chaps! The news a day or two ago was about somebody being cured of cancer by the use of their own modified white blood cells. The new blood cells attacked the cancer cells and killed them all, leaving the body free of the disease.

            Now using this technique, maybe scientists can discover the ‘mad loony lefty’ gene and get it completely programmed out from birth or and early age.

            I’d happily support an appeal for support for such research.


      • 207
        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        Could you possibly also ask how a bent former pig [South Wales - where else] who now heads NOMS is allowed to act with higher authority than a judge?


  58. 209
    Apropos Nothing says:

    Roger Boyes (The Times) has an unfortunate name.


  59. 210
    Lord Oakshit says:


  60. 212
    Anonymous says:


  61. 215

    So it looks like Duncan Campbell has been up to his old tricks again:


    Most of the stuff he released would have been seriously classified, but very likely declassified by S’nowden et al.


    Duncan Campbell is an ‘investigative reporter’ who among other things blew the whistle on Z’ircon, how MI-5 tapped phones back in the 80s with BT’s help, and built on Richard Lamont’s exposé of the Capenhurst Tower phone tap case:


    Campbell’s site is worth a look:


    This old after dark interview is very interesting:


    – Some may remember Winter from BOSS, back in the 70s. (P’eter H’ain connection…), the topic of the show is relevant today.

    It’s getting interesting now.

    The only political reason I can see for this attack on the backbone of UK-USA SIGINT is to obviously break the intel apparatus, but by leaving the UK exposed, perhaps put the UK in a position where it has no choice other than to bow and become part of a Federal Europe.

    Why R’ussia would have orchestrated this is still not clear, but as it becomes clearer that R’ussia’s influence in the EU is much greater than previously thought perhaps the answer really is staring one in the face.

    Vote UKIP :-D


  62. 220
    Bus Pass Elvis Party says:


  63. 233
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    I just cannot understand why people begrudge paying the TV licence fee. The amount of content the BBC puts out, from TV to radio to online, news, documentaries, entertainment, music, the list is endless. And all advert-free. The latter is worth £12 a month on its own. Contrast this with the mind-numbing tripe that ITV puts out. Cowell-shite, Jungle-shite, Keith Lemon shite, scam competitions all fucking day long etc etc. The BBC shelters us from this garbage.

    The £12 a month is phenomenal value for money. It could not be done unless everyone subscribed. If the way it is financed could be construed as ‘socialist’ then it just goes to show what can be done when the state, instead of private enterprise, works for the common good rather than profit.

    We can learn a lot from the way the BBC is constituted. Long may it continue.


    • 238
      Stephen Fry says:

      But why should lefties haves their own taxpayer funded TV station?


    • 239
      jgm2 says:

      Would you like soylent green with that?


    • 249

      Am I missing something ironic?


    • 250
      Bill Quango MP says:

      I have 15 channels live and 64 channels on a catch-up basis including current super -hits as they are released as true detective and Game of Thrones.

      It costs £5 a month + a one off £10 a month for the box.

      I can get Netflix if I want movies at £7 a month. And pay for just what I want not what i’m told i want.
      I doubt I have watched more than 1 hour of BBC this week. And I’ve watched TV every day since Friday as been ill in bed.

      And you know its bolloxs Moo. Ask yourself this.

      Should everyone in the UK be forced, by law, to buy a satellite dish? A £145 payment each year to Murdoch and then they can watch 4 sky channels and have a choice of 7 radio stations.

      if they want to watch something else, like BBC 1 they can pay for it themselves, but must still pay SKY first.

      Sound fair?


    • 251
      Anonymous says:

      How do I access this wonderful BBC programming its apologists apparently have access to?

      Because all I can find on it are asinine soaps, crappy chat and game shows, biased “news” /CA and football.


      • 255
        ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

        Radio 3 & the orchestras
        Radio 4
        The Sky at Night

        The list is endless. Sky & shITV can’t compete

        You’re either not looking hard enough, or the BBC’s content is too intellectual for you.


        • 258
          Necrophiliac Dating Agency-Just Where Do They Dig These People Up From? says:

          Bottom line Moussa, if you want it, you pay for it. I can read the news ‘free’ from quite a lot of sources, and would suggest most people do. I watch HIGNFY and the Sky At Night. Hardly worth a £12/month fee. As for it being ‘too intellectual’, well….Care to elaborate on what you can comprehend that the rest of us who reject paying a TV TAX don’t?…I await your response…


        • 270
          JH326ya34523432 says:

          Is the BBC left wing?

          Just look at the people who defend it.


  64. 234
    poo tin says:

    If Minorities prefer Sharia Law then we advise them to go to those places where that’s the state law. Russia does not need minorities. Minorities need Russia, and we will not grant them special privileges, or try to change our laws to fit their desires, no matter how loud they yell ‘discrimination’.


  65. 235
    Baggit says:

    It is a lie that a plastic carrier bag takes a 1000 years to decompose. I’m referring to the thin film bags used by supermarkets, left in light they totally decay in less than two years. But I suppose it suits the politicians and greens to ignore the science and say 1000 years.

    The science also says that a thin film plastic bag is more environmentally friendly to manufacture than the brown paper bags used in the states, but no politician or green will listen to that science either.


    • 248

      Bollocks, the useless piece of shit I packed my groceries in disintegrated before I reached home , it didn’t last ten fucking minutes never mind a thousand years !!


  66. 236
    Rick Nobinson says:

    As most posters here, I see the Great New Defender of the Realm, God (Christ) and Country (Farage) in all of them suddenly. We had Ed’s Public Bacon and Egg Sambo (nom nom) and now the LibDems swilling of un-halal beverages at the local. What will their Bosses at Brussels think…What’s next?… Cameron deep-throating a curried pork sausage?


  67. 240
    Kebab News says:

    and in other news……Nick Griffin is to front this year’s Notting Hill Carnival.


  68. 243
    David Blobby says:

    A few streets in Kirkcaldy I think.
    He is a M&S failure, not any old failure
    A plook on the physog of Scotland. Brown not Kirkcaldy.
    true story about sixties Kirkcaldy.
    A visitor from elsewhere asked if there had been a lot of bombing in Kirkcaldy. No he was informed. there was no bomb damage-it was just the way the local politicians wanted it.


  69. 244
    Jack says:

    No one talks any more about the Russian and Ukrainian oligarchs

    Funny that…


  70. 245
    Barack says:

    I’m curious as to what cards Cameron holds if he thinks he’s in a position to effect the outcome of who is or isn’t president of the EU. Every time he opens his mouth with regard to the EU he seems to back himself further and further into a position where his bluff is going to be called


    • 247
      Brillo says:


      • 252
        Nigella Fromage says:

        Why, in god’s name would you like to see Juncker in the presidency..? He’s absolutely an EU autocrat who believes the EU should be run for the benefit of capital only… He doesn’t give a shit about anyone anywhere in Europe unless they have enough money to stick in one of his dodgy banks!
        He’s a complete bastard!


        • 271
          Victoria Nuland & Ann Applebaum says:

          And probably corrupt to boot. Finance minister of financially opaque Luxembourg (!) for an astonishing 20 years and then prime minister for another 18, this eurocrat had more than enough time to find out where all the bodies and bank accounts were buried. Thrown out of office following an intelligence / corruption scandal in 2013 and famous for his aphorism in re. Portugal’s imploding economy, ‘When things are serious you have to lie’.

          Just what the EU needs.


  71. 253
    Nigella Fromage says:

    How about Sarky the Dwarf? That way we can watch even more fun as he and Monsieur Bean go head to head. Best recipe I can imagine for causing implosion.


  72. 257
    What did he do with the fish? says:


  73. 262
    Anonymous says:

    Jon Snow criticising young girls on last night`s Channel 4 News as “rather posh and white” is really the pot calling the kettle black.


    • 264

      Any white person not covered in tattoos and waddling around in a primark track suit is now considered to be a class enemy by the likes of Snow.


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You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

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