June 3rd, 2014

No Gain for Payne


49 Comments

  1. 1
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Flash!

    Up the workers, eh Labour?

  2. 2
    school for Scoundrels says:

    On double yellows? Tsk…

  3. 3
    Ed Moribund says:

    Probably, most wankers have personalised numberplates.

  4. 4
    Tories. The new N@zi party says:

  5. 5
    Where's Ed? says:

    Have the Labour PR banned Ed Miliband from campaigning in Newark after his Euro election debacle ?

  6. 6
    Two cunts says:

    What is it with Labour and personalised plates? Lucky Luciana Berger has a £5000 plate which she’s hidden from her constituents.

    One of the many cocks she’s been with on her greasy climb up the political ladder: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/01/30/article-1247403-019D27720000044D-402_468x440.jpg

  7. 7
    Vote UKIP says:

  8. 8
    C.O.Jones says:

    Both the Ed’s should be kept away from the media and normal people.

  9. 9
    The LibLabCon says:

    We never act in Britain’s interests

  10. 10
    The British media are cunts says:

    Funny that Labour and the trade unions are up in arms over this taxi app. I bet if it were hundreds of Somali taxi drivers undercutting British workers Labour wouldn’t be so keen to support London cabbies.

  11. 11
    Socialism is theft says:

    Calling the Tories National socialists is like saying that the Labour party serves the rich. Oh hang on.

  12. 12
    Perry Neeham says:

    The proportion of masturbators with personalised plates is probably pretty low. I think it’s the other way around – most people with personalised number plates are wankers.

  13. 13

    Personalised number plates are common for dicks

  14. 14
    the general public says:

    ………and…??????????

  15. 15
    The British media are cunts says:

    If you meet either of the Ed’s and there are hacks around, insist they join you for a bacon roll.

  16. 16
  17. 17
    C.O.Jones says:

    Labour has always been anti competition of any description when it comes to vested interests. Applies even more so when the unions (Labour’s paymasters) are involved.

  18. 18
    C.O.Jones says:

    Even better – as someone here mentioned yesterday, let them loose on bowls of spaghetti.

  19. 19
    realist says:

    I remember being in Taunton around 30 years ago on election day when I saw a Labour candidate stop at the side of the road in his Bentley and change to a small mini so he could drive the last half mile to the polling station and look like a man of the people. Labour are full of it.

  20. 20
    Ed Miliband says:

    Who?

  21. 21
    Alcohol has a lot to answer for... says:

  22. 22
    Drummond Base says:

    Except when we put our wives on the payroll, hire Irish actors for our ad campaigns, use Poles to distribute our leaflets. Terms and conditions apply.

  23. 23
    Says says:

    Saw a great one yesterday on a pet shop van – K9 UMM.

  24. 24
    Mii Pyn says:

    Don’t be ridiculous. It’s mine.

  25. 25
    The Wanker says:

    It’s said that too much sex caused problems with the eyes.

    I don’t know about you, but the Mini looks blue to me.

    Please, someone tell me that I’m wrong.

  26. 26
    Blakey from On the Buses says:

    Oh dear. Looks leek Labour have a stereotypical hatecrime view of our European friends, unlike Farage who married one.

    Also he shows his bigotted little-Englander ignorance. Germans pronounce the s in tausand the same as we pronounce the s in thousand. They are more likely to mispronounce the “th” or harden the d towards a t.

  27. 27
    Van Rumpy says:

    That would be hypocritical if it were UKIP policy to ban the employment of foreigners in the UK, or to deny the rights of nationality to European spouses.
    Besides, it would be agaisnt the law for UKIP to refuse to employ EU applicants.
    I expect it is even illegal for them to ask whether they are british rather than EU citizens: All application forms I’ve seen as whehter the applicant is elligable to work in teh UK, not whether they are British.

  28. 28
    Flaming Torches R Us says:

    Front left of the bonnet is green. Must be parked under these amber street lights which do change the apparent colour of cars.

  29. 29
    Polly Twaddle says:

    That would backfire. We working class socialists were weaned on pasta on our Tuscan holidays a generation before the british plebs started to eat their meaty so-called “spag bol”.
    In factAxelgrease should set up challenges between teh candidates: let’#s see how the kippers get on with lobster and escargot.

  30. 30
    Genuine Question says:

    Who is that with Comedy Clown Clarkeson?

  31. 31
    Pub Landlord says:

    As long as they haven’t been drinking here first it doesn’t matter. By the way I refuse to serve anybody who tells me they are voting Labcon!

  32. 32
    school crossing warden says:

    Shhhh!!! In my job they’re absolutely priceless. No more reaching for the pen and notebook to try and remember a registration. You don’t forget plates like “CEO 1″ or “F45TER”. Mwhaa haa haaa haaa.

  33. 33
    Uncle Fester says:

    What a shitty reg

  34. 34
    blondini says:

    Luckily it’s only in London, so no-one actually cares.

  35. 35
    Perry Neeham says:

    Funny you should say that warden. My Dad always reckoned that personalised plates just made you more recognisable to Dibble.

  36. 36
    davo says:

    Is it Paddy Ashdown’s brother? He’s pissed whoever he is.

  37. 37
    D342 ATA says:

    It used to be mine, but I bought a new car.

  38. 38
    D342 ATA says:

    I think you’ll find that’s “S411 TTY reg”

  39. 39
    I have a S4 LTY cock says:

    ^^^

  40. 40
    Perry's Dad says:

    Why are you on the internet instead of painting the living room? Wait ’til I get home!

  41. 41
    DVLA says:

    It’s green according to us.

  42. 42
    Green Party says:

    Bet it has a red interior, though!

  43. 43
    David Cameron says:

    I would like to reassure the voters of Newark that, should you vote Conservative, I promise to continue to punish success with ludicrous marginal rates of tax.

  44. 44
    broderick crawford says:

    Bit tenuous what Guido ?!

    It could just as well be MII PYN i e possibly Dutch for MY PAIN and be one of Nick Clegg s “other cars ” !!

  45. 45
    Head case says:

    Ed who?

  46. 46
    Fawke Handles says:

    Whatever it says, it is an illegal plate (spacing is not allowed) and I demand plod investigate, or do they only go after Tories?

  47. 47
    Brown is out on his arse says:

    It has a dent in it! Balls has arrived! Oops- there goes more points to be removed. Soon Balls will be on his bike. What’s the bet it’s a chopper straight from the seventies?

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    Depends on your opinion of personalised plates, but that it is a pre 2007 mini. Hardly brand new. Shows a rather frugal outlook, which is surprising for Labour. And at least it is British built.

  49. 49
    ned ludd says:

    If I see a personalised plate I key the car. Done loads. Hate chavs.


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