June 3rd, 2014

Brown UKIP Attack Attempts to Rewrite History

Unionists can pack up and go home: the Prime Mentalist has surfaced up in Scotland to launch Labour’s anti-independence campaign. McMental reckons he has worked out how to win round freedom fighters north of the border, laying into the party that has just won its first MEP in the country. Gordon told United With Labour this morning:

“I detest the politics of UKIP.”

That would be the same Gordon Brown who famously promised “British jobs for British workers”, a slogan deemed too politically incorrect for UKIP to copy. The same Gordon Brown who adopted the BNP’s “Gulags for slags” policy at Labour’s 2009 party conference.

He used to get up to far worse than what he is claiming to detest today…


  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    Bigoted Man

  2. 2
    Get rid of Scotland says:

    Get rid of Scotland and get rid of Gordon Brown.

  3. 3
    Sunny Jim says:

    He really is a bampot

  4. 4
    Steve Miliband says:

    Can we all agree he is the enemy

  5. 5
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    On day release from ML11 8RP.

  6. 6
    Raving Loon says:

    He really has no clue. I don’t care if he has genuine mental health issues, he just needs to go.

  7. 7
    All mps are scum says:

    I detest Gordon the moron. Who’s in the majority ?.

  8. 8
    A lying two-faced paranoid bully, economic illiterate and sanctimonious shithead says:

    It was the Right Thing To Do – and – I STILL agree with Nick

  9. 9
    Andrew Efiong says:

    The backdrop in the picture says “Unite with Labour”, with the Unite sitting above Labour. Are they being open about Len McCluskey’s power over Ed Miliband now?

  10. 10
    Gordon Clown says:

    I put an end to Boom and Bust. I saved the World. I am prudent.

  11. 11
    JH326ya34523432 says:

    No wonder he wants to stay in the Union – it affords him and Labour more opportunity to fuck up England.

    Weird, horrible, horrible bastard.

  12. 12
    Bankster in Monte Carlo says:

    Stop being rude about our hero Gordon

    10 years of no financial regulation gave us all billions on a plate

    It was the biggest heist in British history

    Thank you Gordon and Tony

    You can rely on our bungs for ever…

  13. 13
    Brown and Out says:

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    Neil "Brown Envelope" Hamilton says:

    This thread is really scraping the barrel,Guido ,and you know it.

    Why not attack the present incumbent of No.10,the “bumsexers” champion?

  15. 15
    frED says:

    So ‘Jonah’ Brown has ensured that UKIP will win!

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    I like the cut of this guy's jib says:

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    Taxpayer says:

    Gordon Brown is our anus horribilis

  18. 18
    Reader says:

    Guido, I came here hoping to be entertained, not disgusted. Oh well, back to work.

  19. 19
    Gordon Brown says:

    I just had a massive dump. It was the right thing to poo.

  20. 20
    Gordon and Clarence says:

  21. 21
    Citizen says:


    + 1 MILLION

  22. 22
    Rocking horse riding, nappy wearing nutjob says:

    “Who wanted this referendum? It was Sue wasn’t it.”

  23. 23
    Mycroft says:


    This dreadful man encapsulates all that has gone wrong with the Politicians in this Country.

    Arrogance, avoidance and avarice.

    His place in History though is assured, it won’t be flattering.

    A touchstone for Political failure.

    What a legacy.

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    I bet you didn’t flush it, you always leave a mess behind for others to clear up!

  25. 25
    Tory moron alert says:

    A government minister who said he was “absolutely sure” yogurt pots could be recycled in his home town corrected himself minutes later on Twitter after his wife told him he was wrong.

    Brandon Lewis, Conservative MP for Great Yarmouth and Minister for Local Government, was discussing recycling live on BBC Breakfast.

    He twice confirmed his council recycled them, before realising his error.

    Mr Lewis later tweeted: “Wife already corrected me, mixing my memory…”

    The minister appeared on the television programme to discuss variations in recycling practices across England.

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    Sarah Millington says:

    After hearing that from the destroyer of wealth, free trade & instigator & architect of inter-generational debt, I know I am in the right party.

    Another boost for UKIP.

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    Taxpayer says:

    He is also a gangster, liar, thief and pimp

  28. 28
    Now now says:

    You can try and rewrite as much history as you like but you’ll never erase the damage this piece of excrement has done to the country.

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    Mitch says:

    The real thing was more bizarre than that.

  30. 30
    LibLabCon says:

    Take his assets because he gave away our gold.
    Give him a suitable death for an idiot.
    Send the funeral bill to Bliair with a card saying you are next.

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    The Growler says:

    Has the No campaign no heard of the curse of Broon

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    Mrs D says:

    That would be the same Gordon who called a harmless old lady who was worried about how he would get the deficit down, a bigoted woman

  33. 33
    The Growler says:


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    Come off it FFS says:

    Erm..why didn’t this information come out at the time?

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    It’s not racist when they do it.

  36. 36
    The Growler says:

    Surely the enema

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    Jesus says:

    No – is this true?

  39. 39
    The Future is Gordon's PFI says:

    Unfortunately he is NOT History. His PFI payments will be with many generations to come. So lucrative are they for the holders that they are traded internationally

  40. 40
    The Growler says:

    You are called Prudence

  41. 41
    Knighty46 says:

    I detest the way he sold the gold so cheaply. I detest the way he lied to us about boom and bust. I detest the instability he caused by lying about an early election. I detest the way he almost led the country into bankruptcy. I detest his “light touch” banking regulations. I detest the way he rarely attends the House. I detest the way that he led us to think he was qualified to run this country. Etc, etc, etc. and he talks about detesting UKIP?

  42. 42

    This is great news if one thing can goad them into a ‘yes’ vote then this is it, just think we would be rid of 40 labour MPs at a stroke plus the attendant SNP grievance mongers.
    Even if Miliband did win the General Election his majority would evaporate the moment Scotland’s independence came into effect ,making it virtually impossible for Labour ever to be in power in England again.
    The downside is that they would ensure that as much damage as possible be inflicted on England during the period when they were still in power.

  43. 43
    Jesus says:

    If I was a doctor who wanted to get rid of a child, I’d take them a few hundred yards to a beach. Why would I do anything less likely to be detected?

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    Guffaws says:

    Hilarious! He put the country on the edge of bankruptcy and now thinks people in Scotland will listen to his “wisdom”.

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    WTF is Dave playing at? says:

    If Gordon is the answer then we are without hope.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    ..He used to get up to far worse than what he is claiming to detest today…

    erm..no he didn’t.

    He used to SAY he was going to sort British jobs for Britons or stop baby factory dole mums. But he never had the slightest intention of doing so.

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    Dorkass says:

    I’m sure they’re listening in Yarmouth – one of the places most likely to return a UKIP MP next year.

  48. 48
    bergen says:

    So little has been heard from him of late, I thought that at long last he’d been sectioned.

  49. 49
    The Growler says:

    Calm down dear, you’ll be back

  50. 50
    domino says:

    I detest the politics of selling gold for $250 – $270 to prop up the shite Euro….

    Shirley Porter was surcharged over “homes for Votes” when will you and Blinky be surcharged over “Crony Jobs for Vote”, “PFI for buddies” and “Immigrants for votes”. Scottish hunt.

  51. 51
    The Sun and the Moon says:

    The Algarve is on the Atlantic, the Atlantic has a tide, it holds no secrets.

  52. 52
    constituency trainbound says:

    theres a collective groan when chingrinner enters any debate

  53. 53
    What Independence? says:

    “British jobs
    for British workers” . What is wrong with Brits protecting their own interests? It is human nature to put yourselves and your families interests before a politically correct bullshit agenda which panders to needs & rights of multicultures over and above our own.

    Why don’t unionist gobs state the bleeding obvious? There is absolutely NO real Independence for Scotland by voting Pro EU SNP! Scots will be chained to the EU and all its silliness instead of Britain! Fact!

    Some Scots feel cheated by not having a devolution max option. It is a more natural step for the Scots to take insteading of leaping into the unknown. This Independence campaign is a joke!

    The fact that Scotland has a Ukip MEP suggests that many Scots do not want to be chained to EU and that the SNP are heading for trouble!

  54. 54
    Fool or Fool says:

    A man who sells his gold at its lowest price in exchange for Euros. Is either a fool or a fool.

  55. 55
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am as rare as rocking horse shit.

  56. 56
    Aunt Hilda says:

    don’t crow

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    Here is BBC home service says:

    Thank goodness, the nutcase Brown is helping the NO campaign, it’s just what’s needed, another push to the YES campaign, Gorden Brown the bigot’s bigot, hasn’t he got any American charity shows to go on , he can’t spend our £400million on mosquito nets, but he can spend his own money from his Office of Gordy charity, can he, will he hell.

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    Socialism is theft says:

    The hypocrisy barrel is full to the brim where Labour is concerned.

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    Every Right-thinking Englishman says:

    This is appalling. The minisiter should be sacked immediately, unless he can tell us the price of Tesco’s Value Yoghurt to prove he is a man of the people.

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    manmountain says:

    scotland can go, then northern ireland, then liverpool, then london. i like wales, they can stay. certain bongoloid areas of birmingham may have to be fenced off

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    Mycroft says:

    PFI was in principle a fine idea (in fact it still is!), what happened was a corruption of the format and I hate to say this as I’d like to blame the idiot above but sadly the law was drafted by the Cons and they didn’t take enough advice and it was a bomb waiting to go off.

    It was always open for Merchant Bankers to make a fortune and then pass them on to gain hard cash.

    By not changing the regulation to fit permanent services the die was cast.

    The Merchant bankers knew the bomb was about to go off and let them go abroad so we can only renegue on them now if we want to upset the International market.

    It’s a triple whammy.

    1. Poorly drafted law.
    2. Payment progress regimes that have no allowance for downturns.
    3. Selling off the over-riding contract abroad, meaning that if we try to gain some form of comeback we penalise Business and Councils only within our Borders who could not ever send their looming problem abroad.

    The first was a Con failure, the rest was on the idiot above’s watch.

    I first wrote about this looming car crash in 1999.

  62. 62
    Smartarse says:

    Ahem, ‘scuse me. OUR GOLD, if you don’t mind.

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    Gordon Did not mean it says:

    Absolutely nothing wrong with British jobs for British workers. I can’t understand why Geedo thinks there is, except he’s not British.

    But Gordon never meant it, it was just a line in a speech that someone else wrote for him. That is what’s wrong, it was yet another lie from yet another Westminster MP.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    Salmond hasn’t got a scooby on what his currency will be, whether he will be in the EU or the Euro zone. What his budget might require and so on.

    And the NO campaign keep prophesying Armageddon and 1000 years of poverty if Scotland leaves. And they appoint soft as Andrex Darling to front their campaign. And then invite McDoom

    Are both sides trying to throw the vote?

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    I wonder how many ISAs and savings accounts are being transferred to English banks.

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    Here is BBC home service says:

    Could have lots of positives, no uman rites innit, no EU, own judiciary, own jails, they can be told before hand don’t mess the place up as you leave, as your bound to want to return and if you mess up you will be jailed.

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    It didn't stop with Gordon says:

    The present government is still using new PFI.

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    pookie snackumberger says:

    Getting rid of the odious scotch socialist, radio 4’s very own James Naughtie, would be a bonus.

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    The Loser is the winner says:

    I believe they are.

    Devo Max is the preferred goal for both sides.

    So yes, both sides are trying to lose.

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    The Human Centipede that crawls around Westminster says:

    The Human centipede is now regurgitating bowel fluid in the form of Brown and Blair to attack UKIP.
    Only a dumb and blind beast high on the smell of it own farts would think doing that was a good idea.

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    manmountain says:

    multi-millionaire scotch socialist

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    The Labour Party says:

    It was Our Gold.

  73. 73
    Fool or Fool says:

    I am sorry for that error. A socialist always spends other people’s money and never his own.

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    Mark Oaten says:


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    Mycroft says:

    Many in Labour think that because Nige was being honest about his own ‘discomfort’ and it only added to his popularity they can now try the same thing.

    It’s a compliment to Nigel that he has changed the zeitgeist sufficiently for them to try this on for size…

    But it’s a masque, the masquerade of opportunism, he is not being honest, he is being self-serving.

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    Gordon Brown says:


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    Teck says:

    Brown is a mouth breathing slug

    He has the stench of socialism

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    Frank Carson says:

    He was. It’s called Scotland.

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    ed milliband peoples representitive of somewhere up north i have to visit every now and again says:

    it’s like the new labour years never happened at all to you people isn’t it?

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    Mark Oaten says:

    I like pooh.

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    Devo Max worse of both fucking worlds says:

    England will be the loser under devo max

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    Here is BBC home service says:

    Lets be nice to the YES vote Bill, I don’t really care what problems Salmond has so longs as he wins the referendum, he can struggle along in his own country when he goes, not our problem, Scots apart from their politicians will always be welcome in England, but under no circumstances should a Scots politician be allowed to govern England ever again.

  83. 83

    Vote UKIP :-D

    (Hollande has booked dinner with him also…)

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    wee danny gobshate says:

    does gord have better togethers phone number?

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    basil brushed it... says:

    no completely different gordon brown

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    The Tosser in No. 10 says:

    Trust me! – I give you my weasel words

    The Previous Tosser in No. 10 said

    I saved the World

    The Previous Previous Tosser in No. 10 said


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    Maximus Imbeciliosis says:

    NURSE! NURSE! Has a fart got a lump in it?

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    The two Muppets says:

    Has this man no shame . An absolute disaster as Chancellor and Prime Minister.

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    ed milliband peoples representitive of somewhere up north i have to visit every now and again says:

    who gets custody of the tramps?

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    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Brief, true and straight to the point. I like.

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    Labour...mendacious expedient sociopaths says:

    thats what they do

  92. 92
    Henry Crun says:

    Don’t Crowe

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    wee danny gobshate says:

    blair broke the 7th commandment

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    Not an Ounce of shame says:

    None whatsoever.

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    Pickled Wizard says:

    and considerably less useful

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    Grateful Nigel Farage says:

    John Major, Tony Blair, Gordon Brown and David Cameron all hate UKIP.

    That’s our 2015 election campaign sorted.

  97. 97
    Henry Crun says:

    It is “hanged” FFS

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    Scotland must tell the EU to fuck off & do one says:

    Freedom fighters? Shackled to the EU. No freedom. The EU will control Scotland and not the Scots!

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    NURSE BOTHA says:

    Gordon Brown is the answer

    to the question, who shit on the communal BBQ area

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    Village Idiot says:

    ….Who on earth, of sound mind, would listen to any utterance from the mouth of this epic fool?….Who pays the likes of him and tb ,to listen to their diatribe, which has been so disasterous for the many lives their actions and words have ruined?..Not only normal lives ruined, oh no, that was not enough, brown and blair destroyed countries as well, particularly this one! (Britain)..I could list the others,but you know already!
    …..What a traitor,he detests the political party that has Britain and its’ people at the centre of its’ politics,hoping to save us from the wretched EU!….A man so removed from reality,where lying and bull*h*tting are the every day norm!…Gordon, you are the kid who shit his pants and I will never forgive you for your part in our demise!

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    he's a bad un alright says:

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    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    This is the man who wrote a book about courage, who crawled in on his belly after dark by the back door to sign the Lisbon Treaty having told everyone it wasn’t a treaty. Who calls his party supporters bigots, destroys private pensions, sells gold at rock bottom having announced his intent. Creates the greatest peacetime debt while announcing he’s stopped boom and bust. Tells everyone being an MP is full time job and sets up his own charity The Office of Gordon & Sarah Brown in Delaware, the USAs very own tax haven.

    Scotland if you have any sense you should do the exact opposite to what this moron is telling you.

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    Steve Right says:

    Why does this gay, sex-selfie-ing ex-vicar and former London head of Common Purpose come in for more scrutiny?

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    Hang him says:

    And a traitor. He connived with Sinn Fein to give IRA terrorists free passes from the justice system

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    Gordon is a cruel bully says:

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    Persona non grata says:

    From Manchester a few days ago.

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    Independence for numpties & freedom fighters says:

    So these freedom fighters want to be free from the shackles of a union with Britain by chaining themselves to an even bigger union -The EU!

    Some freedom fighters? Bullshit!

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    Pure Evil says:

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    The two Muppets says:

    The voters of Kirkcaldy have a lot to answer for .

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    The man who gave Britain away and laughed says:

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    Sir Nob Skelpoff says:

    It wasn’t at it’s lowest ’til fanny baws declared in ADVANCE that he was selling the gold.
    So, what happens when traders know that a massive amount of bullion is going to hit the market….Okay, you know I know what happens, but prick face apparently doesn’t.
    He should be in jail for corruption or criminal negligence.

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    Dr Death says:

    Lets not waste our Nukes… Piccadilly Gardens..in the city once known as Manchester…

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    The Lone Ranger says:

    I’m not so sure – it didn’t work for John Stonehouse.

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    Bulls**t Baffles Brains says:

    When Brown said ‘British jobs for British workers’, I suspect what he actually meant was that he’d reduce the number of foreign workers by handing out lots more British passports.

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    “I detest the politics of UKIP.” Gordon says:

    So Gordon destests ALL the Scots who voted for the United Kingdom Independence Party.

    How is that a remotely uniting statement?

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    Mycroft says:

    Our only hope is that his eyesight was so f’cking bad he put his name in the wrong place!

    I’m clutching at straws I know.

    Or perhaps we can claim he was a national traitor and he had no remit to sign us in.

    …again I think I’m clutching at straws here.

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    manmountain says:

    if scots vote yes, they get devo max, if they vote no they get devo max

    i mean, what is the difference between devo max and an independent scotland using the pound?

  119. 119
    RightwinggitRedux says:

    Awwwww, Guido, did that nasty lucy make you take away the comments again?

    There were more unpleasant ones than the one of mine you deleted…

    That’s what happens when you take the shilling.

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    Sir Nob Skelpoff says:

    He looks the mad snot sucking Demon that he is that photo…he cannot hide his malevolent glee at selling out his country.

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    The difference says:

    Devo max means that the English pay.

    Independence means that the Scottish pay.

  122. 122
    Gordon Brown says:

    After signing they gave me a choice between a parker pen and a bedside alarm clock

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    Sir Nob Skelpoff says:

    Oh….it’s mutual…

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    LabourNutter says:

    British jobs for British robots!

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    Dr Death says:

    Third world filth has taken the area over…VOTE UKIP and rid our once great country of this subhuman garbage, enough is enough if you want to act like savages fuck off back to your shitholes….

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    A piece of excrement says:

    Oi! Do you mind?

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    Vote Vlad Get Gas says:

    hopefully on the beach … she with towel and branksvurst .. he with loofah and mallet

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    John Charlton says:

    Gordon Brown ‘detests the politics of UKIP’.
    So let’s have a look at his politics:
    1. ‘Brown’s Bottom’ 1999-2001 – HE sold UK gold @ 20 year low = cost to tax payer circa £10 billion.
    2. Gordo also removed tax relief from pension dividends, switched from RPI to CPI, removed supervision of Financial Sector from BoE & gave to FSA (light touch regulation) – all massive contributors to the crash of 2007/08 then he came up with Bank Bail Outs, Printing Money & 0% interest rates. Cost to tax payer estimated @ £1 TRILLION.
    3. Gordo failed to oppose Blair’s illegal war in Iraq. Circa 1 MILLION people lie dead. That’s a whole lot of tears, pain and death.
    4. He introduced Open Door immigration. He promised only 15,000 would come. Instead 3 million + and rising have shown up. Infrastructure & services are creaking as a result.
    5. He has effectively privatised swathes of the NHS with his endless PFI.
    6. He then hired getting on for an extra 1 million public sector workers. All to be paid, paid off and/or pensioned.
    7. As PM he gave us the Climate Change Act. By 2027, the total cost of the Act could have amounted to as much as £216bn, equivalent to £10.8bn a year. Much bigger energy bills for everyone.
    8. As PM he promised a Referendum on the EU Constitution then reneged. So HE decided to give our sovereignty away.


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    Mycroft says:

    It is Political Darwinism, if you appear to have been out-evolved then you change or die out.

    This is a leopard trying to change it’s spots… almost overnight.

    Doomed to eventual ridicule or worse still he fall flat on his face and be seen as a racist… that would severely test my irony meter to it’s limits.

    The man’s an opportunist.

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    Monika under fire says:

    If you check out You Tube or Live Leaks, you’ll find evidence of these mini race wars happening all over Britain. I’m surprised this stuff hasn’t been censored, that’s the usual Modus Operandi used to ensure us, all cultures and creeds are living in perfect harmony.

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    Bliar is a poove! says:

    He also has a criminal conviction for ‘cottaging’ under the name Charles Linton. His admiration for young male employees in his legal chambers earned him the nickname ‘Miranda’.

  133. 133
    Bert says:

    It’s cheaper than emulsion paint and gives a better finish. If you go for the fruit flavours you can skip the woodchip wallpaper as well.

    However, emulsion paint tastes better.

  134. 134
    Duplicitous Dave of Multi-Promises says:

    I put so much energy into gay marriage that I’m counting on the knobjockey vote to get us past the post in Newark.

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    Hang him says:

    I am simply not interested in Brown.
    He is a cùnt from the past.
    The country has no need for his input, he has done enough damage.
    Ignore the fuckwitted money bastard,

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    Socialism is theft says:

    “I detest the politics of UKIP.”

    That will be telling the people the truth.

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Bert says:

    That’s not how natural selection works :-)

    Nature culls the feeble and sick and favours the offspring of the healthy and strong.

    So now you know what’s happened to the Lib Dems.

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    Bloody Hell He really is the Jonah says:

    Bert that is an excellent article which ends up shoeing that Gordon started the financial crash. He’s even more dangerous than I realised.


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    Michael "free Parker pen just for inquiring" Parkinson says:

    I’ve met lots of interesting people.

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    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Like that. Couldn’t agree more. I hope the one eyed c’unt reads this and realises what utter contempt people hold for him.

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    He's mad and he's bad says:

    So Gordon’s first move in his attempt to keep the United Kingdom United, is to say he detests the United Kingdom Independence party and the people who vote for them. How does that figure then?

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    Euroscepticism wins votes. says:

    B.liar & Brown allowed for endless immigration when they were in government. They thought it would boost votes for the Labour Party. Labour’s immigration policy was basically if they can’t get support from the Brits then import the votes from around the world via mass immigrations with no basic English language skills needed. As long as the non English speaking immigrants knew where to put the X next to the Labour Party all was well.

    B.liar wants us to remain shackled to the EU for his and Mandy’s self interests.

    Ed Miliblunder just does not get it? People want immigration to be a policy that benefits the country and not a prop used by Labour to increase their votes and kow tow to the EU demands.

    U-kip has tapped into people’s concerns and The LibLabCon will have to re-adjust to these new realities. But Labour as usual, prefer to stick their heads in the sand.

    As for the Tories. If you can’t beat Euroscepticism then embrace it!

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    Apthorpe says:

    If only Parliament was still sovereign! When a train smash like this occurs a sovereign nation must address it and correct the problem even if this means upsetting a few merchant banker!

    That it was not tells you all you need to know about who our politicians see as important.

    Vote UKIP keep the pressure on!

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    And those are his good points!

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    ikidu0 says:

    Oh, that’s okay then, he was bailing out the banksters with our gold that we get back. I thought he’d just honourably stolen it.

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    táxpáyér says:

    “no financial regulation ”

    Financial regulation went up massively. It didn’t of course stop the rise in debt, in fact it ensured it.

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    Euroscepticism wins votes. says:

    Economics for Donkeys in !Ran? No freedom for Scots if it is tied to the EU.

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    Jesus says:

    That was in Australia FFS

  152. 152
    Max Clifford says:

    What does GaGa Gordon say to his son when he asks, ‘PaPa why do the the people of this country think you are a totally filthy, objectionable, useless piece of excrement?’

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    Disgusted of Neasden says:

    Ah well, that’s the No Campaign doomed, then.

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    rick says:

    Some of the cretins who voted for this absolute horror, will have the chance to make amends on Thursday.

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    Mycroft says:

    That’s why I called it Political Darwinism. :)

    Political Natural Selection would be voting UKIP at every opportunity in my eyes.

    His actual ‘natural selection’ appears to be that of the ghey-brigade and that is ‘naturally’ a failed form of progression. :)

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    English Nationalist-Being bad, but Plaid and the SNP aren't says:

    England already has the lowest spending/head of population. The list is –

    NI – £10,876
    Sc – £10,152
    Wa – £9,709
    Eng- £8,529

    I personally don’t want to be tied to ANY of them. All this is is appeasement money as far as I’m concerned. We don’t live in a ‘UNITED’ Kingdom, and being English is to be a second class citizen in your own Country. The Monarchy, the Lords, the EU and no National Parliament. Democracy in the UK – R.I.P.

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    Perfection says:

  158. 158
    Steve Miliband says:

    So why are we about to get a Labour Government in 2015

  159. 159
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    I know it looks bad but the last thing we want is people losing their heads over this issue.

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    Dr Death says:

    I know this area very well.. you would be lucky to spot a white person any day of the week, half of Africa can be seen pushing their offspring (Benefit Babies) whilst swigging Costa coffee and barking into their state of the art mobiles…all paid for by ME..I do believe the white lads are squadies and the darker participants are Somalian enriches who are merely out searching for meaningful employment….Oh My England What Have You Become…

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    Can't beat proper low slung baps says:

    Not real I can spot plastic tats a mile off.

  162. 162
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Let’s hope all those Scots are in Brown’s constituancy.

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    Perfection says:

    As if you’d say no.

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    Necrophiliac Dating Agency-Just Where Do They Dig These People Up From? says:

    Exactly, with the lowest spending per head of population in the UK and NI, the English get a raw deal from being part of the UK. Best of luck to the Scot’s, but being Independent means just that.
    PS. Not all Scot’s want to be in the E.U. and Salmond seems to think that all those that vote YES support him. Just look at the numbers who like the SNP FB page and those who like the YES page.

  165. 165
    El Sid says:

    Meanwhile, 2 Jags becomes 1 Jag :


    (check the final photo and the reason for sale in the introductory text )

  166. 166
    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo says:

  167. 167
    táxpáyér says:

    Google Fens’ Law

  168. 168
    The Hunchback of Kirkcaldy says:

    You not me, I have my eye on you pleb, when my sheep reelect me next year i’ll sort you out.

  169. 169
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    ….and a big fat pension!

  170. 170
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    God help us all.

  171. 171
    Emu says:

    Oi… Parky you soft Yorkshire twat….

  172. 172
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Why, Max? Have you run out of excuses?

  173. 173
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    it was nigel farage, this is common knowledge

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    El Gordo 4 Pres says:

    I hope they do make Gordon the EU president. From that moment it will be doomed.

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    táxpáyér says:

    They’re not squaddies. The lazy khat munchers should be on the floor and not getting up for a while if the whities were squaddies.

    They’re probably two benefit addict groups fighting over your wallet-contents and a place on your back.

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    The curse of Ed Balls. says:

    I think Jonah Ed Balls has caught the curse of Brown.

    Here are the facts-

    He went bright red at the Autumn Budget.

    He seems to be having bad luck when driving.

    He was shunned at Bilde.

    He was shunned by voters yesterday.

    Ed Balls is the new Jonah.

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    Winnie says:

    You’re 70 years too late, Angela.

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    EU regulation No.666 says:

    Doesn’t matter if they’re foreign,criminals or terrorists.
    You can no longer deport anyone from the UK.

  179. 179
    táxpáyér says:

    >He has effectively privatised swathes of the NHS with his endless PFI.

    If only it was private. PFI is solely a way to dodge how much borrowing he did.

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    Good point says:

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    táxpáyér says:

    Immigration: Higher supply of people
    = Lower wages per job.
    = Higher rents per land-space
    Good for the establishment, terrible for us.

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    Necrophiliac Dating Agency-Just Where Do They Dig These People Up From? says:

    England already has the lowest spending/head of population. The list is –

    NI – £10,876
    Sc – £10,152
    Wa – £9,709
    Eng- £8,529

    My post earlier containing this was deleted too. :( I didn’t think it was illegal to show just how badly England fares by being in the UK and NI.

  183. 183
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    Well with McMong against jock independence and pouring scorn on UKIP
    It looks like both of those causes will come out on top
    Nobody ever succeeds when McMong lends his support

    Just look what happened when that Irish tramp Geldoff sat next to McMong
    Two years later his daughter was dead due to her becoming a cum guzzling smack head slut

  184. 184
    Anonymous says:

    You would have to be a doctor who knows absolutely nothing about tides, currents and beaches.
    That would be the stupidest way possible to try to dispose of a body.

    Weighted and dropped in deep water, maybe. Resort beach, no.

    Although burying the body on nearby waste ground then reporting the child missing makes no more sense – surely there was a search which would find signs of recent digging?

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Scandinavian Nokias for Scottish mongs

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    Logical argument says:

    Brown is a fucking tosser and should die in shame

  187. 187
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    Nigel Rampage was recently spotted in the area

  188. 188
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    Only a matter of time before his piscene fetish is exposed to the world

    Just look at his wife, last time I saw a pair of eyes like that was on a fishmongers slab

  189. 189
    Cameron is a Traitor says:

    Eurocrats Order UK to Increase Council Tax Using Powers Cameron Gave Them


  190. 190
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    Now the Italians would have made her govt minister for trouser tentage
    I like the Italians

  191. 191
    Dave promised a referendum if this were to happen says:

    I thought we were supposed to have a referendum before handing any more powers over to Brussels? That’s what Dave said

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    Anonymous says:

    This is a wholly fake row – all intended to show us stupid Brits how much influence Dave wields at the EU table once Junkers is, as always intended, junked.

    “Good old Dave, slaying the EU dragon, fighting for the British good in Brussels – you have to have a seat at the table to be able to influence these Johnny Foreigners.” is the line I expect to be parroted ad nauseam by the media.

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    American cops know how it's done says:

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    Truthteller says:

    Funny that, I detest Brown with all that I have.

  195. 195
    Gordon McBrown says:

    I abolished Boom and Bust.

    Except the last one.

  196. 196
    Ed Miliband The Second says:

    That is progress!

  197. 197
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    Strangely enough most arse bandits are pretty conservatively minded
    Even though they will burn in hell

  198. 198
    Tony B liar says:

    But I gave the jocks devolution so they would vote for us! Fcuking ingrates.

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    Taxfodder says:

    The man is an utter discredited fool.

    You would think any sane and reasonable person having made such a total arse of himself party and country would shut up keep a very low profile and try harder to become forgettable….

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    Fishy says:

    Why TF doesn’t Farridge go after this creep? After all it was this c_unt who refused us a referendum telling us that Lisbon was nothing other than a bit of tidying up. It has been show since that even the opt-outs that he claimed were worthless.

    Brown is the worst Prime Minister Britain has ever had. Why hasn’t the twat left public life?

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    The only Country in Europe not to have a Parliament is England says:

    But these were not implemented in his own Country just in the testing ground of England by the Scottish Master Race

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    Don't forget to turn the lights off!! says:

    Personally I detest the politics of labour. I notice they’re wheeling the so called big hitters of Blair and brown out to give speeches about one thing or another recently. I’m sure I don’t just speak for myself when I say nobody wants to hear anything from these two wronguns lol. Blair the warmongering traitor and slack jaw brown and his two faced “bigoted” ways. There is something about all politicians that turns my stomach but especially labour ones. All we need is the little creep mandleson to pop up and we got the full set of new labour tools.

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    Bendy Wendy says:

    He is very very hung and has a rubbery bottom.

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    Fitbad the Tailor says:

    No wonder they’re all laughing in the background.

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    Anonymous says:

    Worth noting Miliband signed that along with Brown. Treachery runs in the family.

  206. 206
    Col Ripper of Braintree says:

    Should have set the K9 on her after a good tasering then some cs gel in the eyes
    Oh and maybe kick her in the stomach for good measure

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    The Public says:

    Exactly same old pantomime playing out – only no one is going to believe this shit any more. I don’t care who the EU president is, only that we’re not part of this bollocks.

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    Ed Balls Soon 2B A Summertime Sales Check Out Operator says:

    Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!

  209. 209
    Leon says:

    Does fucking children make your face collapse?

  210. 210
    Gooey Blob says:

    No, they have no powers to order anything of the sort. Apparently, the report has been binned.

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    The only Country in Europe not to have a Parliament is England says:

    Yep he’ll come back from Brussels waving some white sheets of paper just like a surrender flag saying I’ve got assurances from Heir Burroso.
    why those silly fuckers went out and fought against Hitler I don’t know

  212. 212
    Ed Balls Soon 2B A Summertime Sales Check Out Operator says:

    Well said!

  213. 213
    Ludvig says:

    When Brown sold our gold laissez faire
    He was only a novice like Blair
    But then he got brash
    When he needed more cash
    He just conjured it out of thin air.

  214. 214
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Brown only gets away with being the worst politcian in living memory because of Blair & Cegg, some legacy.

  215. 215
    Cupertino says:

    The only problem with PFIs is that the negotiators with the funders were public sector no-hopers playing with other people’s money

  216. 216
    Gooey Blob says:

    The Monster Raving Loonies in Newark have an eye-catching policy: to fill the Trent with piranhas. That could just about swing it for them…

  217. 217
    Fishy says:


    Who’d have thought that he’d have gone to a studio without fuckingwell knowing the difference between a code 2 recyclable high density polyethylene (HDPE) – with a poor oxygen barrier – container, widely accepted for recycling (except for where he lives) and Code 1 recyclable Polyethylene Terephthalate (PETE) container, widely accepted….but not universally.

    Disgusting. Where do they get these ministers from?

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i suggest you look at ‘contract repudiation’ et cetera

    which also reminds i of the Lisbon Treaty – it was ‘signed’ by the Maximum Imbecile and bananaman Miliband – it is a false parchment / instrument and has no force in law – save the legions of lawyers who refuse to admit that it is a false document / false instrument.

    And why do the ptb and their tribal political stooges ‘close ranks’ about the whole matter.

    liked that old weblink from the DM a few days ago – of Camoron back in 2007 – mincing his words about the lisbon treaty … – he’s a cast iron fake himself.

  219. 219
    neitherdeadnoralive says:

    Blair; a traitor and a war criminal….. Brown; a traitor and an imbecile. Why are they not incarcerated in the Tower, awaiting trail, rather than being afforded column inches ????????

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    Brown is out on his arse. says:

    No point! Nothing to see here move on!

  221. 221
    Dangerous Brian says:


  222. 222
    Brown is out on his arse. says:

    No point! Nothing to see here move

  223. 223
    Fishy says:

    and now Milipede inferior

    It’s in their DNA

  224. 224
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    He sold the gold on the advice of his then government preferred advisers – gold.man sucks. They had a long term plan to maximise “their profit” to the cost of the British Public.

    Brown and blair – also opened up the gate for the Corporate thieves to steal away British Pensioners funds – with their allowing of the corporate crims to have a pension holiday … the forrunner of the thefts being One R Maxwell.

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    Parent's worst nightmare says:

    Why would the McCanns carry on with the hoo-hah all these years if they’d buried a stiff nearby?

    Since I’m paying for these jolliesout of my taxes, I say jack it in, and if they did do it — well so long as they keep it in the family.

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    high voltage says:

    it’s all amp’s and resistance.

  227. 227

    One has to be impressed by the avid following of The Great Helmsman, though.

    He wrote this amazing piece for the Daily Record yesterday which was published spot on noon.


    So far, not a soul on the planet has commented on it…

  228. 228
    Gooey Blob says:

    Devo max will not be tenable without a resolution to the West Lothian question.

  229. 229
    bigoted man says:


  230. 230
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    He had no lawful mandate from the British People to sign that document – the shame of it is that you will not find a lawyer to admit that it is a false instrument – because they have their own agendas and money-making scams going in parallel.

  231. 231
    The Singing Oyster says:

    This signing by Gordon Brown was an act of treachery for which I will never forgive him or the Labour Party.
    I am ashamed to say that I have voted Labour in the past, however, they will never ever get my vote again.
    You should hang your head in shame Gordon Brown for what you have done to this once great nation.

  232. 232
    gloom says:

    i abolished doom.

  233. 233
    Parent's worst nightmare says:

    Fuck him. I hope the nonce dies of cancer.

  234. 234
    Ludvig says:

    He actually said he would “reduce the debt by half in the next four years”

    2 minutes in………..http://tinyurl.com/pez8o5k

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    on the ground, lookin up says:

    there is no humility.

  236. 236
    Norm Normal says:

    Thought he was in Nigeria helping to negotiate the release of the hostages?

    Walked away from that as well?

  237. 237
    táxpáyér says:


  238. 238
    Pub Landlord says:

    He’ll never get into my pub God he’s awful!

  239. 239
    Howzat1932 says:

    Hanged.But I do agree with you it should be carried out in Iraq from a crane.Fitting justice for an international crook, any filthy lucre he has collected from his American masters sent to this poor country who have suffered enough.

  240. 240
    Anonymous says:

    Cunningham is a massive Hunt, even by Labour MP standards.

  241. 241
    neitherdeadnoralive says:

    The police were polite and in their rights; she was an obstropolous bitch. Perhaps they should have just shot her ? one less useless oxygen thief to worry about. Good job they recorded it, ’cause you can bet your life she would have used the racist card !!

  242. 242
    Parent's worst nightmare says:

    With max respect to Katie Hopkins, She’s a half-wit.

  243. 243
    Brown is out on his arse. says:

    Do not forget the pedo apologist the The Hateful Harriet. Who votes these nasty morons back in?

  244. 244

    American cops are stupid allowing a minor traffic offence to escalate out of al proportion.

  245. 245

    I have just cleared my cache and reloaded it.

    The following is copied straight from the masthead:

        Jun 02, 2014 12:02
        By Gordon Brown
  246. 246
    fedz says:

    I DETEST THE POLITICS OF UKIP………..At least UKIP’s political intention’s are far more noble and patriotic then sneaky Gordon Brown’s will ever be.

    This is the stupid man Brown, who was so apparently ashamed of being recorded signing the Lisbon Treaty, he chose, instead, to commit this act of treachery at night time, free of media glare.

  247. 247
    jgm2 says:

    I’m seeing 11 comments too.

    If they were none it would suggest that comments had been turned off to protect the Maximum Imbecile from public abuse. Him being such a gentle soul.

    Who appointed this jackass to speak for the ‘NO’ campaign? Cameron?

    It must surely be within the gift of the present UK government to decide who they put up as a front-man and yet they seem to have chosen the Imbecile? It’s as if Cameron doesn’t want to give Salmond any possibility of losing his referendum.

    And yet…. the Imbecile’s own constituents returned him with an increased majority.

    ‘He may be an economy wrecking c*unt. But he’s our economy wrecking c*unt.’

    Jesus wept.

  248. 248
    Tom Catesby says:

    Personally I put little store in the rantings of Mc Mental.

  249. 249
    jgm2 says:

    Except that your starting position should be that whatever he’s proposing you should be looking to do the polar opposite.

  250. 250
    Mycroft says:

    There is a problem with any form of Contract Repudiation and it is a killer, the PFI used in Schools/Colleges/Hospitals means that the building itself is in lock down, the Bailiffs come and shut the building.

    No more patients can be admitted by rule of law.

    The changes in the powers of bailiffs of a couple of years ago ensures this is a ‘concomitant action’.

    This applies to all PFI financial vehicles that hold a majority stake in the building and to my knowledge they all do.

    Plus it only takes one party of the group holding the PFI stake to do this, so even if you can convince almost everyone holding the PFI stake to co-operate just one party of any size can kill all that work in a stroke.

    There is no get out in that direction that I am aware of.

  251. 251
    Won,t be fooled again says:

    …Cos’ I,m voting UKIP,…come what may!

  252. 252
    Tom Catesby says:

    It would be in the direct interest of Cameroon and the Tories for wee jock to decide to bugger off. It will be almost impossible for liebore to win a GE just with English votes. Which is why it’s a cunning move to get Mc Mental to piss jock off more than he his already.

  253. 253
    Tom Catesby says:


  254. 254

    Just looked again with another zero count (note the use of a ‘o’!). Maybe I am being protected by the gods of the interwebs?

  255. 255
    Mycroft says:

    To Cupertino:-

    You are absolutely correct, this was an unfair fight, I intervened in one instance and was helped hugely by a staggeringly smart and bright Quantity Surveyor and with luck the College did heed our advice and after two arrangements failed we finally got a vehicle that worked fairly but it was hard work and without the QS would have failed as I was repeatedly out of my depth as the battle of the sub-clauses raged around me.

    In law I think that is the only tack that might find any traction at all in Court, the lack of full and frank disclosure is the only chink in this debacle.

    Even that might well not hold scrutiny, so many of those responsible for delivering these contracts were prone to writing ‘Confirmation Of Understanding’ letters during the process.


  256. 256
    Whom the Gods would destroy says:

    Brown comes out against UKIP.

    The Samaritans have Bookies on 24 hour watch.

  257. 257
    Mwaaaahaaahaaa says:

    That’d learn ‘em!

  258. 258
    Shakey says:


    “it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing”

  259. 259
    Hermine says:

    Please get rid of Like This.
    My eyes read it every time
    No one uses it

  260. 260
    Arf says:

    Angela gets to the French border …

    Guard: Name?

    Angela: Frau Merkel

    Guard: Occupation?

    Angela: No, I’m just here for the weekend.

  261. 261
    M says:

    Would those bankers have anything to do with J. P Morgan ?

  262. 262
    The BBC says:

    Nothing to see here. Move along. Everything is fine. Harmony is everywhere.

  263. 263
    Grrr says:

    Look at that smile … “I’m fucking you and I’m loving it”.

  264. 264
    Stop whining, vote UKIP - the tories are dead and buried says:

    It’s your fault Cameron. You made the bed, you must lie in it, along with your wee.

  265. 265
    vote UKIP but without being a windowlicker says:

    Extremely unpleasant.

  266. 266
    M says:

    The EU is for politicians not the public

  267. 267
    jgm2 says:

    Look at the size of the document he’s putting his name to. It would take you hours just to initial every page (in case some devious fucker inserted a few after the fact). But no. He just glibly signs a phone book full of rules.

    What a c*unt.

  268. 268
    You did WHAT with the Gold! says:

    Consider this. Imagine that I owned a very large amount of Gold. You know, the sort of amount that a major Reserve Currency would hold to reassure investors to put their own money into. Now, imagine that I had a few friends that had my balls on a trowel and there was a major likelihood that me and my testicles were going to part company. It was suggested that if I wanted to keep the £ Sterling ( and most of my testicles) I would like to “sell” quite a lot of my Gold to them as they wanted to set up a Reserve Currency scam and needed a bit of “window dressing” to make it look good. In terms of what price for my Gold, the indication was “a lot less than the current market”. Well, if you want to get the price of any commodity down you tell everyone that you’re going to flood the market with 100s of tonnes of the stuff at about 10.00am on a particular date. Easy. Price falls out of sky and my mates buy the vast majority at the bottom. I get credited with Euros, the Euro gets a bit of lead in its pencil and, in due course, my mates at the ECB give me a nice safe job well away from the silly peasants who think that I was so fucking stupid that I actually wanted to make a profit on the Gold. I may be a fucking paranoid depressive but I ain’t stupid!

  269. 269
    Anonymous says:

    Scottish Labour detests the politics of everybody who isn’t them with a visceral hatred which defines them.

  270. 270
    Gordon Brownshirt says:

    Bigoted blogger.

  271. 271
    Gordon Brownshirt says:

    The body would have to be dismembered into small parts and scattered. What kind of person could do a thing like that? They’d have to be very desensitised to blood and body parts.

  272. 272
    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

    Without self awareness, which none of them possess, even if he can read it by himself (which I doubt) then he won’t really care, we are just so many bigotted Little Englanders and not worth the steam off his rancid breath.

  273. 273
    Biffo says:

    I think that slugs worldwide will be incredibly offended by that comparison

  274. 274
    Alastairdarlingcampbell says:

    He should try bungee-jumping – off Ben Nevis.
    They never know when to retire to the Home for the Confused.
    Yesterday’s man trying to be tomorrow’s hero. Twat.

  275. 275
    Arafathasrisen. says:

    The Gravy Train rolls on – fuelled by OUR money.
    When will the EU Forces start patrolling our streets?
    We need Nigel at the helm.
    I can’t stand much more.
    Bring back Teflon Tony – The Saviour of the Middle East.

  276. 276
    The Growler says:

    Bert, so that is what Gordy ment by it all started in America, no hint of the bank apart from it was an American one, so why didn’t he decide to make sure our banksters were solvent. But why why would Goldman Sachs come running to the UK why didn’t they approach the Federal Reserve, or was this an American Bank with UK connections

  277. 277
    Arafathasrisen. says:

    The Gravy Train rolls on – fuelled by OUR money.
    When will the EU Forces start patrolling our streets?
    We need Nigel at the helm.
    I can’t stand much more.
    Bring back Teflon Tony – The Saviour of the Middle East.

  278. 278
    Biffo says:

    Better yet – left life. I’d happily dance on his & B’Liar’s graves.

  279. 279
    Arafathasrisen. says:

    Hasn’t this Nelson ‘bloke got a bit of baggage?

  280. 280
    Biffo says:

    Gordon says ‘Oh no, it wasn’t me – this really, really big kid came along & he shat in my pants. It’s not my fault… it’s Sue’s. I’ll hit you with my Nokia if you say it’s my fault’.

  281. 281
    Mycroft says:

    Our lives are blighted in large part by what that Olympic Standard Village Idiot did whilst in office.

    The real truth is that he needs to be seen more, it will ensure Labour can never destroy an economy ever again, Blair too, they are recruiting sergeant par excellence for the UKIP cause.

    I say let the f’ckers speak, encourage them both, report everything they say in large print.

    The greatest service they could do this Country is make themselves as visible as it is possible to become.

    Turn labour into the third party in politics.

    I detest the pair of them and what they did they can make amends to some extent by opening their big fat mouths without pause.

    …and breathe.

  282. 282
    Biffo says:

    Ah yes, Mrs Duffy – bless her cotton socks. Think she can take a lot of credit for sinking the good ship Labour in 2010.

  283. 283
    Dexter Morgan says:

    Nah, it gets easy after the first few.
    But as the man says, weighting them and dropping them over the side of the boat is a good approach – much more efficient than dismemberment

  284. 284
    Bob cuntface crow says:

    Just look at the c unts face.

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    yeah but stonehouse was still alive and planned it .

    And anyway didn t he “surface ” sonewhere in the States or Australia where he got mistaken for Reggie Perrin ?

  286. 286
    roger says:

    If i had a vote it would be YES, just a brief sight of the man turns my stomach.

  287. 287

    Goodness Mycroft most of that was way above my vacuous little head.
    You really ARE Sherlock s brainier brother !

  288. 288

    Was this Manchester or Ukraine . I saw a red bus so possibly
    …….London ??!

  289. 289

    So .. there we hsve it .

    Based on the above laudatory comments this man Brown sounds ideal material to be Prime minister of Great Britain Northern Ireland and First Lord of the Admiralty .

    Why has not been elected long before now ?

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    RichUpNorth says:

    Cyclopean Caledonian Pultroon. The man is totally scabrous tissue.

    Och Aye … Vote UKIP!

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    Don't forget to turn the lights off!! says:

    Thanks. I’m just thinking about the 13 years they had in power lol it makes me shudder , bad times. “New labour” what a joke. They were out of power nearly two decades, as I remember in 97 when they took “charge” of the country it wasn’t in that much of a bad way. People were fed up with the Tories and lets face it Tony Blair came along with his shiny smile looking all young and cool (as far as politicians go lol) compared to mr boring bollocks major and the plebs fell for it but 3 times?!? No excuse for that lol. I guess Teflon Tone just had too much swag for the masses. Even now I bet some labour voters would still have him back haha but can’t blame them compared to poor ed. but I ask you, was the country in a better state of affairs after 13 years of labour in power?? The answer is a resounding NO. They ruined the economy , took us to war (twice) opened our boarders and flooded the country more people then we can cope with (putting a massive strain on , houses, public services etc) filling their boots along the way! Truly awful people , the worst of a bad bunch. They metaphorically bent the country over a table (probably with an EU table cloth on it) pulled its pants down and lubed it up ready to f€*k! So if ever I see any of the old gang on the TV I really don’t give it much credibility.

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    RichUpNorth says:

    Yep, Donny North is one of those inbred Labour citadels. You could dig Jimmy Savile up and put a Labour rosette on him, and they’d vote for him

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    Cromwells Ghost says:

    his off his rocker should have been locked up then

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    Don't forget to turn the lights off!! says:

    Oh yes how could I forget Hattie, delightful woman. Not my cup of tea tho and she actually epitomises new labour and the things I can’t stand about that era , along with tone , gord, Mandy and all the rest. I have no idea who kept voting them in lol but someone did!

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    Mr Quelch says:

    The EU was created by politicians and bureaucrats and was designed to be run by politicians and bureaucrats for the sole benefit of politicians and bureaucrats. End of.

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    RichUpNorth says:

    Let me tell you this, boy. Let me tell you this. Vote UKIP the noo.

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    RichUpNorth says:

    Couldn’t the Scots use the muckle, made up of 100 mickle. As Gordon Jackson said on the Morecambe & Wise Show, “Many a mickle maks a muckle”.
    Or was it the other way round?
    Anyway, vote UKIP.

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    RichUpNorth says:

    Hope Vlad brings his labrador with him, she’s terrified of it.

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    Why is Chilcott bottling out of reporting on Blair misleading Parlament says:

    FFS well that’s the Union fucked now this fucking idiot is involved !

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    Holy Shit! says:

    The only reason I5lam isn’t a doctrine spawned in Hell is because Hell doesn’t exist.

    It’s just a fairy story; a hobby; an opinion; nothing more; and to use the word “faith” is to show undue deference to what is in actuality a pile of pre-industrial, pre-literate; mediaeval bollocks.

    Non-ones trusts Labour, Tories, or Liberal Democrats, but that is scarcely a matter for a police investigation.

    It should never be a crime or a thing to apologise for referring to a made up guess about what might happen in some unverifiable circumstance in negative and disparaging terms that also use made up and entirely superstitious and fictional domains of abstract nouns.

    Religion is bollocks and evil; i5lam is a religion; work out the rest of this syllogism for yourself, fuckwit. =D

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    Holy Shit! says:

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    Holy Shit! says:

    can’t post images of m o o n w o r s h i p p i n g p a e d o p h i l e s ?

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    Necrophiliac Dating Agency-Just Where Do They Dig These People Up From? says:

    If Gordon is the answer, someone’s been asking some really fucking stupid questions!

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    Holy Shit! says:

    Rory Bremner always was shit.

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    Holy Shit! says:

    “The left believes none of the things they lecture the rest of us about.”

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    Holy Shit! says:

  307. 307
    Manchester 2024? says:

  308. 308
    Neo-Liberal says:

    UKIP’s position is on a knife-edge… they could so easily fuck it up if they’re not careful.

    A portion of their vote has come from the Liberals who want real liberalism; a portion from Socialists, who want real socialism; and a portion from Conservative, who want real conservatism… to satisfy all three of those leads obviously to a smaller, less intrusive state; that reduces tax on the poor and is more protectionist/less globalisationist; and that restores traditional notions of family and patriotism.

    This territory is there for the taking if they can get their act together as a party that is on the side of most of the people outside London, instead of the other way round, which is what the LibLabCon represent.

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    Anonymous says:

    Yes, all those listed in post 178 are / were extremely unpleasant.

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    Anonymous says:

    Don’t forget that they made such a complete arse of things that they even made pubs unviable. Wonder how much they were paid by the Saudis for that?

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    Neo-Liberal says:

    No, they weren’t within their rights, that guy was being retardedly stupid.

    She has the right to ask him what law he was acting under, and for his ID, and to be able to call up the police station and ask them what the fuck his problem is, he was being stupid and obnoxious, and totally over-reacting.

    The police act on our behalf to protect us from harm they don’t own us and they are not our bosses, they are accountable to us; this fucking idiot was being aggressive, stupid, obnoxious, and violent, and probably showing off to his little fat pig bird mate. We cannot allow ourselves to slip into a police state where morons (and let’s be honest, there are no bright people in any police force anywhere in the world, its a refuge for jobsworths and aggressive retards).

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    Neo-Liberal says:

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    Neo-Liberal says:

    because they inflitrated the police and made into socialist monsters like Sauron and his orcs… there to arrest people posting photos of burned flowers or saying the wrong thing on facebook – they are eviler than the devil’s arsehole.

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    Mycroft says:

    It’s a fixed market anyway.

    When Gold approached $2000 an ounce Germany in the Summer of 2012 asked Fort Knox for their bit stored within the vaults.

    The US didn’t like that at all… the US treasury connived to have the price drop.

    So the US gave them the Gold they bought on the market, shipment started in June 2013 when the US treasury was buying at a discounted 1150/ounce having first sold that exact amount at 1600-1800 promoting the fall, so in doing that FK made a huge profit.

    Nice trick.

    So, sell a tonne of Gold @ $1700/ounce average, promote a price collapse, spend the money you made on Gold @ $1150/ounce and you give Germany all they asked for and at the same time add 40% to your own stock.

    People are seriously f’cking green about finance, no wonder they get screwed over time and time again, it’s like stealing candy from a child at times.

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    Neo-Liberal says:

    Yeah – to all the people that hate UKIP, remember this, at least with UKIP there’s no mystery about what they think or what they are about, and they won’t change it to make you like them, WYSIWYG – you can’t say that about the GreenLibLabCon.

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    Cost-of-Labour-crisis says:

    Salmond is a super c-unt.

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    Cost-of-Labour-crisis says:


  318. 318
    Anonymous says:

    He looks like he’s felating a ghost

  319. 319

    mcmental in full metal prose.Get the fucking Scottish out of the English purse. Should we be so fucking blessed.. Roll on September.

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    Orson cart says:

    It did, but was ignored, preferring to accuse the parents.

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    Neil Anderson says:

    This man is totally dishonourable. The most ruinous chancellor history he dates to lecture us. He had indicated he will seek re election as an mp after the next general election. He draws a salary for doing nothing. His track record since he resigned as PM is abysmal. No shame then.

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    Editor of "Inflight Mag for the Travelling Slug" says:

    It is, apparently, the situation that at any given moment, quite a large percentage of the World’s slug population are airborne, travelling between neighbours’ gardens. Unless they have access to in-air magazines or free newspapers, they aren’t going to learn of this odious comparison. Whilst entirely unappealing to the innocent slug population to be compared with a paranoid, delusional Depressive with a weight problem and learning difficulties, I don’t see this becoming a live-issue. Anyway, hasn’t Jabba the Aircraft-hangar gone dodging cooking pots in the Whiteman’s grave telling the natives how to invest their cockle shells and empty Red Stripe tins?

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    Anonymous says:

    Perhaps if More MPs, Civil Servants and members of the public read:-

    There would be a less obsequious approach to islam

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    Tom Catesby. says:

    Maybe in this country, but we are talking Portugal here, we all saw what a dog’s breakfast the Portugese authorities made of the initial investigation.
    BTW, several of the contributors to this site seem to be able to discuss the disposal of a body, with a concerning level of expertise.

  325. 325
    Tom Catesby. says:

    When the banks failed in Iceland the goverment there repudiated their debts, disciplined, restuctured the financial system. But Iceland is a sovereign nation.

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    Tom Catesby. says:

    Apparently the US of A doesn’t officially know how much gold it currently holds, there may in fact be none in Fort Knox at all(any crazy f^cking thing is possible) No audit of the actual amount held has not been done, certainly not in recent generations.

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    Anonymous says:

    The pen is mightier than the sword. Get the liblabcon traitor trash out, all it takes is the 60ish% who do not usually vote to put a cross next to UKIP in May 2015.

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