June 2nd, 2014

Voter Blanks Balls, Shadow Chancellor Tries to Play It Cool

‘Are you buying fish’, he asks while pointing at garlic bread…


  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

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    Eddy Balls says:

    Ed Balls

  3. 3
    The British media are cunts says:

    No that fish smell is Hattie’s rotting fanny,

  4. 4
    Maimed Codger says:

    I think he is saying It costs a lot of dough in here….but then perhaps just another Fishy Story…

  5. 5
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Would have been better if she just slapped him.

  6. 6
    Lucky Luciana says:

    Me and Ed were immigrants!

    Remember that!

  7. 7
    Diddy Diane says:

    So is Me and Chuka!

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    Tower Hamlets Fish says:

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    The two Muppets says:

    An incompetent economic cretin . God help us all if ever this idiot gets anywhere near Government again . I do not know who is worse Balls or Milliband .No wonder they
    are called the two muppets .

  10. 10

    Vote UKIP :-D

  11. 11
    Pr disaster man says:

    Always amazes me how the workers in these set piece displays don’t take the opportunity to rip that third rate bullshitter to pieces

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    Who ate all the chips? says:

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    Maimed Codger says:

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    Clusterfuck Cameron says:

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    Eddie says:

    Hatty: “Can I say hello on behalf of the Labour Party”
    Voter: Inaudible
    Hatty can be seen mouthing “oh, OK”
    EdBalls profers hand and is rebuffed

    I think the voter had just told Hatty where to go, when Ed Balls thought he would rescue the situation.

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    Clueless Cameron says:

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    Death to all Fanatics says:

    Just some bigoted woman…

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    Ed Balls says:

    That woman is a bigot.

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    Monkeys and organ grinders says:

    I thought Balls was still in Copenhagen receiving his orders from the Bilderbergers.

    Strange Queen of Spain was at the meeting, and King decides to abdicate immediately after it ends.

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    Cosseted Cameron says:

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    lojolondon says:

    Harmann had a good laugh at that one!!

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    generic taxi driver says:

    chalk up another success for labour … she didnt punch him!

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    Cinna says:

    Meanwhile back on the EU Presidency hustings, TB has been out and about.

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    Hijacked West says:

    Another neo-con/NWO success story.

    Meanwhile, the USA becomes ever more a total security state, growing increasingly hostile towards it’s own citizens.

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    Fishy says:

    The full video does indeed show Harman given the cold shoulder…and Harman walking away laughing. I bet they thought the woman a bigot.

    It’s a bit reminiscent of Miliband’s recent encounter with a real person who challenged him on Scottish independence – Miliband walking away with that supercilious sneering laugh that he reserves for people he considers his intellectual inferiors (i.e. all of us).

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    It was clearly that bigoted woman – Gillian Duffy Gill Guppy

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    Are you buying fish ?

    Does it look like I m buying fish when I ve got an sackful of garlic bread under my arm — Hunt !

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Whereas Nigel is bought and paid for by the EU.

  29. 29
    Ed Balls says:

    are you buying fish?

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    handypara says:

    Actually Harman said, “Would your four year old granddaughter like to have sex with some friends of mine?”

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    As I said previously , never confront a Treasury man with an apples and oranges multitasking scenario .

    Fish ? Garlic Bread ? Together ? Can t cope !!

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Now approaching 100 years exactly since Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated (June 28th 1914) and the start of the First world war, already we have parallels in Putinland.

  33. 33
    Nick Clegg says:

    It’s a bit like the time Chris Huhnel overheard me playing We Are The Champions with my armpit.

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    There’s no F in Cod.

  35. 35
    New Top Balls says:

    Is The Right Honourable Mr Balls now wearing a dark shade of wig. In recent photos show a greyer top.

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    A normal person. says:

    What are you on? We didn’t do it, you ass.

    Boo ho Dave didn’t bomb somewhere! Or no oho Dave didn’t stop someone else bombing else.. Grow up cretin tits.

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    I never even knew he had been to bally Brussels .

    Perhaps he didn t either . Thought it was a dream.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    It cost British people about £5 billion that TB so generously gave them the last time he was trying bribe himself onto the EU Presidency shortlist, perhaps this time he will have the decency to use his own money.

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    Davis Cummerbund says:

    That is untrue. I got a firm commitment, from all the people present, that at the next dinner there would be Windsor soup.

  40. 40
    Pop Pikah says:

    One pound fish, very very good
    Ed Balls deficit, very very bad

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    A normal person says:

    How does that work?
    The only person campaigning to get put of the EU is bought and paid for by the EU?

    Are you a simpleton? Do you need some remedial learning courses?

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    Tory Strategist says:

    yup the Lizard shape shifters told her to tell him what to do

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    Bye! Election says:

    No, Cameron is hammering nails into UKIP’s coffin.

    Whack. Whack. Whack.

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    The Cosmopolitans says:

    The only reason “The Establishment” are fucked off about Qatar winning the FIFA bid for the 2022 football world cup is because there were two J3ws in the world cup bidding team. It had nothing to do with David Beckham, Sebatian Coe and Prince William included in the England 2010 bidding team.
    They were ALL made to look like chumps by the Arabs.

    Now, I don’t think it is either Sebastian Coe, Prince William or David Beckham that is now kicking up a storm about it over the last week.

    Follow the ethnicity.

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    Anonymous says:

    Balls is such a plonker. I love the way the lady avoids shaking his hand too! She is obviously a good judge of character!

  46. 46
    Tony Smooth says:

    £5bn ?

    Small change these days. I could buy the presidency and the 2022 World Cup and still have cash left in my wallet

  47. 47
    Nigel Mirage says:

    Is she a Kipper ?

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    Tony Smooth says:

    Someone is going to shoot Putin?

    On the one hand that would be a terrible blow to all my oligarch friends.

    On the other a vacancy for a warmongering world leader opens.

    Have to weigh that one up with Cherie.

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    Ed Ballsdriick says:

    Some beans and some beans is three beans and that one.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Garlic bread?, Garlic bread and Fish… Dirty Bastards!.

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    A realist says:

    Probably because they’re much more intelligent than you.

  52. 52
    táxpáyér says:

    Inaudible = “tackle immigration!” perhaps?

    Patriotism is not bigotry.
    Oikophobia is not fighting racism.

  53. 53
    Rogered Helmet says:

    Or a floating bloater.

  54. 54
    Snout in Troff says:

    He says he wants to leave the EU – but stands for election to the EU parliament and lives on the related salary and expense account


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    hokitaurus says:

    ignore this.
    I go to see my apl at pal zileei. my hair plant(ed) surges when I see anything edwardian. I hate ed balls. my down below is uniting as we splurge. always gargle with my (spit first). I learnt everything crom Hell’s angels. if you spleen for me, tell gu ed ead. he controls the european space agency also known as the esa benefit. give due his due.

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    Old woman not buying fish. says:

    Nope. Just sick of politicians turning up once every four years to give false promises and lying manifestos. To spout platitudes and lies until the train back to London arrives.

    Balls is lucky he didn’t get a courgette up his bum.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Tones probably had a nice bung already from the Quataries, World Cup Football Envoy.

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    If she’s not deaf she’s certainly a little hard of herring.

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    sweet FA says:

    I think Nigel missed an opportunity not riding into Brussels bare chested on a white stallion.

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    Anonymous says:

    I suppose that beats admitting Helmer might as well just pack his bags and save the money.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Seen in the Audley Arms pub in Mayfair a few years ago when there was a Star Trek fair in Hyde Park.

    Patrick Stewart enters, goes to bar, orders lunch, sits down at table. Much staring and muttering from patrons.

    Waiter arrives with food, spots him, says, ‘Ah, you must be …’

    Stewart looks hopeful.

    Waiter continues, ‘… the large fish and chips.’

    Collapse of bald party.

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    A realist says:

    He takes his salary from the EU, you fucking moron.

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    9-5er says:

    And they don’t want the sack for insulting Boss’s special guest (Boss’s wife will hav ehad new hairdo for the photo op)

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    After dark internet weirdo says:

    It’s the juice the juice the juice they control NASA and Tesco and disney and and l’oriel and rubber plants and oil and gas and Rice Krispies and the London Underground and the summer Olympics and Eurovision and Rhineland cruises and Honda and expresso and tulips and pink ballet shoes and money supermarket and one direction and Spain and those little things you get on the end of shoelaces and sand and spoons and cheese on toast and all films made anywhere in the world including thos Chinese ones we never see as they aren’t very good and don’t translate very well and Chrysler and Ping pong balls and loft insulation and dr who and frogs and Onsies and the Salvation Army and. The angel of the north
    It’s the

    It’s true!

    It’s all true

    You must believe me

    It’s true

    I’m not a mental!!!!!!!

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    A US Pervert says:

    Is it me, or did Obama looked a little bit familiar with Bowe Bergdahl’s mother (hands on) whilst walking out onto the Whitehouse lawn to make a statemen about the captured soldiers release?

    That father looked a bit of a fuckwit by the way.

    And yes…I would too!

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Let it be so!, what’s this Klingon Pie?.

  67. 67
    Norman says:

    That’s a Dixon’s warehouse, was he talking about extended warranties or maybe cast iron guarantees?

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    Not a dupe says:

    Who the f*ck do you think sponsored the put’sch and installed their preferred man as president? Did you even listen to the Nu’land phone call?

    Oh. and after billions of dollars of investment do you think the ju’nta isn’t still having it’s strings pulled by the west?

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    A Normal person says:

    So he does not campaign to leave the EU? It’s all in everyone’s imagination?

    Him and Von Rompouy are really gay lovers?

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    sweet FA says:

    Presumably the bidders were aware that the baksheesh exists everywhere, I am sure planning consent in this country is littered with dodgy deals, not that I am cynical in anyway, perhaps they are surprised by the amounts.

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    A Normal person says:

    So our preferred man was Putin?

    Why would the west install Putin?

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    Pub landlord says:

    Steak and kidney… Hey.. I know you.. You’re William Hague inchoo!

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    sweet FA says:

    I worked with the Muslim guys in N. India, they were always asking for things.Fishing rods, gold items. I think it is normal.

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    A US Pervert says:

    @50 A realist

    You fucking coward c’unt!

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    Barrie says:

    He is repatriating as much of our money as he can.

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    Cost-of-Labour-crisis says:

    But the dinner was nice.
    British themed, smoked salmon, beef, etc.

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    sweet FA says:

    Vazesque ?

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Obama has a habit of publicly sucking up to the wrong people an (alleged) deserter that may have indirectly led to the deaths of 6 fellow Marines, wouldn’t like be in his shoes now.

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    Anonymous says:

    With just a bit duskier complexion the father could have been Tal’eban himself!

    How many soldiers died trying to rescue the AWOL guy ?

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    Ed Balls does fish impressions says:

    A flounder

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    The Cosmopolitans says:

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    The Cosmopolitans says:

    Indded. How many soldiers died trying to capture the Tal’eban assets?

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    J e s u s C h r i s t says:

    Yes there fucking is!

  84. 84
    Joe Public. says:

    Is Sue acting for Ed Balls Up these days?

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    Allegro says:


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    In the interests of balance, and to put the boot into P’utin and M’iliband:

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    Joe Public. says:

    Strange. No mention of him being a deserter or going AWOL in the Gruniard.

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    GS says:

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    AWOL says:

    A Hero? It turns out he was a deserter and had joined the Taliban on his own free will.

  90. 90
    Two Weeks to save the internet says:

    I don’t understand this 2 week warning after which all the putes in the world will become zombies.

    Why two weeks? What is going to happen in 2 weeks?

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    Allegro says:

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    Understand some of the nutters on here says:

    @Normal person.

    Please understand some of the arseholes who post shite in the comments of blogs.

    The article is taking the piss out of Labour, that gets the Labour rebuttal unit in a lather and they start posting anti-Cameron rants to take your mind of the Labour fvckwit getting well deserved grief in the article.

    They usually veil themselves as UKRAP supporters but most are Labour stooges upset that many people don’t actually like “the peoples party”

  93. 93
    Lies, Damned lies & Libor statistics says:

    UK Statistics Authority writes to Labour, reprimanding the party over its claims about an increase in the number of people on zero-hours contracts

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    Lib Dem says:

    I’d be on my knees fucking begging for it.

  95. 95
    Fishy says:

    Europe tells Britain to increase taxes


    Memo to the European Commission:


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    National Socialist says:

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    táxpáyér says:

    It’s harm-man

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    UKIP says:

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    táxpáyér says:

    The Penalty for desertion in a time of war & aiding an enemy is to stand in front of a firing squad.

    I think his own platoon would do it too.

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    sweet FA says:

    He probably thought about shortening his Christian name to Bill but then decided against it.

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    Cost of living crisis continues: even politeness no longer costs nothing.

  102. 102
    táxpáyér says:

    You Think she was saying FOAD?

  103. 103
    CCHQ says:

    No Grant, you were supposed to get a photo taken with some miners.

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    Fed up with you wankers says:

    Fuck Off Fruitcake!

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    Fed up with you wankers says:

    Helmer wouldn’t lie

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    An illegal immigrant says:

    Fuck off !

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    Ed Balls says:


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    American guy says:

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    National Socialist says:

    Regime change can be difficult to take when it occurs to you.

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    Rotherhampoofta says:

    Look at em’ gormless gimps stood there with their gurney grins FFS!

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    Rotherhampoofta says:

    WTF! has this to do with us???

  112. 112
    Rotherhampoofta says:

    Camoran is an absolute cnut!

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    labour says:

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    Rotherhampoofta says:

    We don’t care lol!!!

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    Don says:

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    green issues says:

    some weeks prior to bath day purchase about 10×5 litre containers of water and drink the water but keep the containers. Then on bath day don’t pull the plug but fill the 5 litre bottles with the bath water. That way you can use that water to flush the loo and save on your water consumption. Isn’t that a handy tip ?

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    Birth Certificate says:

    O’bummer is weak, weak and feeble.

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    Rotherhampoofta says:


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    Rotherhampoofta says:

    Eeeaaw! eeeaaw! always says that!!!

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    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    I thought every man and his dog was voting UKIP in Newark, it seems I can add donkeys to the list too.

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    Ukweli Machungu says:

    I thought TB was supposed to have been all but eliminated in the UK.

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    Cast Iron Dave says:

    I’m too weak.

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    Well tan my hide says:

    Why not save water by pissing in the empty bottles ? No need to fill up the bath from the tap then.

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    There once was a time when traitors like Dave were lined up against the wall and summarily dismissed says:

    Piss off, Spineless, and slime your way back under the door you came in by.

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    green issues says:

    I’m not sure that bathing in one’s own piss is to be encouraged

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    Green tips says:

    In the winter piss into a hot water bottle to keep you warm and snug.
    In the morning empty the cold urine over a slight depression on your driveway. That should freeze ready to make ice that you can use to pack around your fishfingers instead of an energy hungry deepfreeze!

    Another handy tip from Caroline Mucus.

    {remember – mucus makes a useful bum salve instead of pharmaceutical polluting preparation H}

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    Green tips says:

    That is one big Toni and Guy

  128. 128
    green issues says:

    Do donkeys vote for spicy sausages ?

  129. 129
    green issues says:

    And if you are getting a bit short on flushing liquids, why flush ? Why not do what the Indians do and when it’s dark wander over to your local park and shit in the floral borders ?

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    Gordon Brown says:

    It’s never done me any harm, has it, Nurse ?

  131. 131
    Norman Collier says:

    That explains why your borders are effectively unmanned – no-one can stand the stench.

  132. 132
    green issues says:

    What you say is well documented, Chinese medicinal practitioners have long advocated inserting the common black slug into the anus for the beneficial effects of the mucus and the additional benefit as it munches it’s way up the large intestine.

  133. 133
    Chukas Yermunni (the tailor's dummy) says:

    Seems I’ve got a job for life.

  134. 134
    green issues says:

    it is amazing really I have a server locally and I can access the same software on a server in CA with no noticeable difference in response and that is ethernet v 3G, amazing, I know people say that when it gets clogged up they will just invent new stuff. I mean I used to be concerned about top posting and trimming replies, nobody bothers because the client software hides all the garbage that is sent like this post.

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    She’s just some bigoted woman, refusing to shake the hand of the great man.

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    Workers vote UKIP. says:

    The labour party are PATRIPHOBIC.

    PATRIPHOBIA=Fear of being Patriotic

    The Liebour Party practising Patricide near you.

  137. 137
    non taxable pikey says:

    No, it’s on the increase, we are all being enriched again.

  138. 138
    non taxable pikey says:

    Got a lot of people to feed and Christ knows Labour is going to need a miracle to win.

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    Yay! says:

    Harriet Harman: hey lady, you wanna touch my Balls?

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    non taxable pikey says:

    It was advice, however very soon when QMV becomes Law they will be telling us. I cannot however fault you response.

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    Yay! says:

    ye-heah, [chuckle].

  142. 142
    Yay! says:

    Is that a documentary about the Labour party?

  143. 143
    Yay! says:

    I can feel your tongue pushing into my ass, Ed.

    Harman controls his joystick.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Has the Government instigated a compulsory quarantine period for travellers entering the UK from Sierra Leone now that Ebola has reared its ugly head there? Or are we to be enriched a la Tuberculosis? Maybe they are just waiting for advice from Brussels? Yellow Flags all round time.

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    Yay! says:

    Labour’s policy fishtank:


    More immigrants! Now!

  146. 146
    Yay! says:

    machine gun?

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Harriet Harperson is beaming from ear to ear and trying to gloss over Balls’ humiliation.

    Hats off to the lady who refused to shake hands with him. Wish I’d been there.

  148. 148
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Obviously the same shade as Paul McCartney uses.

    Doesn’t do either of them any favours.

  149. 149
    Jeremy Thorpe says:

    You’re damn right I would be.

  150. 150
    Dr Spock says:

    Shake hands with Balls

    And catch Bildebola…

  151. 151
    UKIP: Hacking at the roots with the truth says:

    Anyone know what’s happened to Biased BBC web site?

  152. 152
    UKIP for the people says:

    Here’s a solution: Fuck off.

  153. 153
    Fed up with liblabcon wankers says:

    What’s up? Don’t like people finally wising up and walking off the Liblabcon plantation?

  154. 154
    Robespierre says:

    play dum and pretend to think he’s the leader of one of the other parties when asking him some dull safe question

  155. 155
    Cinna says:

    That pic sums it all up. Mother, two kids, absent father. Vote Labour!

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    albacore says:

    Well, that’s you up for re-education
    If not a spell of incarceration
    Can’t you tell how well you’re being enriched
    And not in the slightest upwardly stitched?

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    bogtrott says:

    notice the fear in his face,priceless

  158. 158
    Cinna says:

    Way past your bedtime.

  159. 159
    Body Popper says:

    I’d be too busy with the rising orgasm whilst ejaculating in Emily’s stench trench to care

  160. 160
    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    Good morning. Is everyone happy? No complaints? Excellent. Carry on.

  161. 161
    Body Popper says:

    Sorry, which country are we talking about?

    Still distracted by the thought of Emily’s golden snatch on display on the Ukranian shores of Kazantip.

  162. 162
    The BBC says:

    It wasn’t correct.

    We… corrected it.

  163. 163
    Let the liblabconers fight their own wars says:

    Absolutely nothing.

    But just like Syria, the globalists and our puppet governments are hell bent in making it our business.

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    Body Popper says:

    Don’t you mean countrycide?

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    England didn’t bid for the 2022 World Cup. It was Australia that was shafted by Qatar & FIFA corruption.

    England was shafted by the Russians and FIFA corruption for the 2018 WC.

    Unless there is a serious shake up in FIFA (get rid of Blatter for starters) then nobody will bother spending the millions required to prepare a bid anymore if it is not treated in good faith.

    Today, as we approach the time the World Cup is about to kick off, it will be 44º C in Qatar. You can’t wait for a bus in that kind a temperature, let alone play football.

    One daft solution is to move the Qatar competition to winter. Well it’s winter in Australia at that time of year.

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    Body Popper says:

    I thought Ed had just finished his interview to be a checkout girl at Tesco’s, and was being told by security to fuck off and take his mum with him.

  167. 167

    Did Ed Balls have a stroke?

  168. 168
    UKIP voter says:

    The Ashcroft poll was very helpful to UKIP, it shows would be labour voters that the only way to keep out a Tory Toff is to vote UKIP.

    Presenting the Tories with such a huge lead encourages Tory voters to stay home thinking the election is in the bag and so why bother making the effort.

    But the final and most important point is that Ashcroft has routinely underestimated the UKIP vote on the day by as much as 6 of 7%.

    Any one of these on their own would simply serve to drastically reduce the Tory majority but together they could still deliver a UKIP win.

    The only poll that matters is the vote on the day and UKIP have proved time after time that they attract far more votes than predicted.

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    Body Popper says:

    That’s because our parliament is not elected fairly – just divided up between Labour pigs and Tory pigs (with LibDem pigs squeezed in between them.

  170. 170
    Gordon Brown MP says:

    Its clear that the woman was bigoted and a racist.

  171. 171
    Jehudi hu di Jedi says:

    Is it coz u iz Yewish?

  172. 172
    Ed Millivanilli says:

    We have fish everyday for supper and it only costs 50p.

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    Schlomosexual says:

    Nah, him not ju, him juss batty
    Him jus like gargle ju manfatty
    Him like a ju du im up de pupu
    Him gatta gob like an east end loo

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    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Balls and his party are a complete waste of time.

    This morning it is being put about that Osborne has been hauled over the coals by the EU about favouring his friends with the Right to Buy scheme at the same time as threatening many millions of mortgage borrowers.

    It is the EU more than Labour holding this piss poor Government to account.

    Why not just get rid of Labour and leave constructive opposition to the EU?

    The majority of UK citizens would be better protected.

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    Gregg_Man says:

    Harriet says:
    “You see Ed. The Force works only on the minds of the weak, our traditional Labour support.”

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    helpful suggestion says:

    If Qatar aren’t stripped of the World Cup,
    countries should boycott it and refuse to send
    a team.

  177. 177
    The Department of Health says:

    A rich variety of communicable disease experiences are heading this way, we should all reach out to the diseased community and celebrate the diversity of their ailments.

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    just saying says:

    Labour statistics are collapsing faster than Milibands nose.

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    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Its not surprising Labour has a cost of living crisis if they can’t tell the difference between bread and fish!

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    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    “BLANK BALLS”…spot on!!

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    UKIP for the people says:

    I think the more I look at Ed bollock-face in that vid, the more I’m convinced that he, being miffed at a pleb not wanting to shake his podgy little mit, was about to put his thumb to his nose as a reaction but just pulled back in time.

    What utter dross these people are, he can’t even handle a knock back with good grace.

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    Anonymous says:

    Don’t remember the US press complaining
    when Clinton helped Blair free IRA terrorists.

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    Observer says:

    Vote for Milichild and Blinky Balls

    And get Bildeberg banksters

    Just look at Blair and Mandelson, their mentors and heros

  184. 184

    European Commission urges UK to tax expensive homes more.

    Plebs should live in little tiny boxes under the Communist Superstate.

  185. 185
    Do me a favour says:

    Are they halal?

  186. 186
    Don Jean-Claude Juncker says:

    The EU will protect you. Support it. Or.. unpleasant things may happen to you and your family.

  187. 187
    pedant says:

    Pertaining to Yvette as Felidae?
    A medical cerebrovascular accident?
    Self-sexual stimulation?
    Put in to bat?

  188. 188
    Let's hope says:

    Perhaps Lucky Luciana will bitch slap Blinky one day

    Like she does to her staff

  189. 189
    Don Jean-Claude Juncker says:

    That policy wasn’t supposed to be announced until next week.

  190. 190
    Labour Party says:

    We’ll rub your noses in diversity.

  191. 191
    albacore says:

    Come Thursday we may be far happier
    No way could Parliament be crappier
    Let Newark reject all the LibLabCons
    And eject that gang on their sit-upons

  192. 192
    I want to know says:

    Is journodummy back at work?
    Will she be covering the Newark by-election?

  193. 193
    SleeplessInKirkcaldy says:

    Hmm. Loaves and fishes. If Tone was there, he’d have multiplied them to feed the masses

  194. 194

    Fabled socialist Janan Ganesh is trying to speak to us from behind the FT paywall and none of us can hear him.

    All is not wrong with the world.

  195. 195
    non taxable pikey says:

    He’s no good with oars.

  196. 196
    jgm2 says:

    England might get to the quarter final if all the other countries did that. Assuming they qualify.

  197. 197
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    They won’t but I bet there is a lot going on behind the scenes, so that something else will. What is most likely to happen (as happened with the IOC at Salt Lake City) is that the sponsors … I mean, FIFA ‘partners’… will withdraw their funding as they would not want their products associated with bribery and corruption.

    FIFA stinks and it is has been like this since Sir Stanley Rous was ousted by Havelange.

  198. 198
    non taxable pikey says:

    QMV is nearly here.

  199. 199
    jgm2 says:

    Shouldn’t they be revising for Common Entrance?

  200. 200
    Phantomsby says:

    Harmboys, is what PIE was for.

  201. 201

    Gordon Brown’s vision for Scotland is in the Daily Record today.

    Trouble is, he is looking out of the wrong eye.

  202. 202
    David "Supplicant" Cameron says:

    I have given Angela Merkel an ultimatum: if Jean-Claude Juncker becomes president of the European Commission, an appointment that would be entirely unacceptable to Britain and which would be completely against Britain’s interests, I will obediently attend his inauguration and stand quietly at the back of the room and smile politely and not make a fuss.

    By Jove, that’ll show them, what what?

  203. 203
    Ed Miliband thinking on his feet, using all of his intellectual self-confidence.. says:

    That’ll be £120. Or is it £100 or £80? Oh fuck, I have no idea.



  204. 204
    jgm2 says:

    Child abuse. Pure and simple.

  205. 205
    Here is BBC home service says:

    BBC saying the EU was offering “advice” to countries to help them, two pieces of advise I would give the EU, is to get your accounts signed off, after 17 years, you have no rights to advise anybody, get rid of England we are like a lead brick weighing you down, until the people of Enland get their own way and get your dead weight of our backs.

  206. 206
    Cameron's pet imbecile Michael Gove says:

    Diversity and multiculturalism are wonderful and truly benefit our country.

  207. 207
    David "Supplicant" Cameron says:

    Anyone who accepts advice from the EU needs their head seeing to!

    .. is what I would say if I had any balls. But, being a spineless little coward, I shall study the EU’s comments carefullly, embrace their suggestions and obediently do as they command.

  208. 208
    Anonymous says:


  209. 209
    Tony Bliar says:

    Bought and Paid for, my prices are very fair, at the going rate, set progressively, don’t do God, as long as Gordon is not involved, is he still around?

  210. 210
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    Too right,who gives a fuck and who gives a fuck about Balls,I want to speculate on Lucrecias burger.

  211. 211
    Anonymous says:

    Does anyone else feel like me that it is EU that is the aggressor in the Ukraine,and they are trying to provoke conflict to create the need for a European army?

  212. 212
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    I would be happy to give Farage every penny of the 50 million or whatever we give daily to EU for the rest of his life if he gets us out.

  213. 213

    If ambiguity reigns within bakery
    And the lady repels any shakery
    Then all of the malls
    Might be infested with Balls
    Whilst attempting defence of his fakery

  214. 214
    Shooty* says:

    Ed is thinking “She will be made to suffer, when the glorious Socialist Islamic republic is installed and I am leader. Soon….”

  215. 215

    (In Gadiformes terms it is hakery.)

  216. 216
    The Critic says:

    Why is Balls clutching a bag of potatoes? Trying to look normal?

    He visited my town last year with Miliband. Both promised to make sure the street lights got fixed. Never happened.

    Pair of c’unts

  217. 217
    You've Been Framed says:

    Harriet Harman – the old pro… as soon as she sees Ed Balls’ hand extend for a handshake she steps out of the way of the photo opportunity…

  218. 218
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Isn’t it against the law to refuse to shake Balls hand? She will be up before the beak on Friday.

  219. 219
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Why isn’t he looking down that lass’s cleavage? Is there something about hm we should be aware of?

  220. 220
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Even if they tell us – same response.

  221. 221
    Jack Cade says:

    WAs Harman spotted hanging around the PIE counter??

  222. 222
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Did someone forget to tell her the bennies office is now open?

  223. 223
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Is that Chucky’s bro at the back?

  224. 224
    Fred the pensioner says:

    I hope somebody remembers to fumigate all the incoming planes and ferries before letting departing folk board.

  225. 225
    All my own work says:

    As the original inventor of that ‘j’ word, I am so pleased to see it has been assimilated into BBC-speak.

  226. 226
    Funambulist says:

    Why is the boy wearing a Taliban t-shirt beneath the Labour rosette?

  227. 227
    Anonymous says:

    “Voter Blanks Balls”
    It was either that, or mutter “Your electoral flies are undone…”

  228. 228
    Milimarx says:

    Miwwow, miwwow
    on the wall
    who’th the weirdetht
    of them all?

    Ith it him
    or ith it me
    which of uth
    would you invite for tea?

  229. 229
    Mrs Merkel says:

    I shake balls with Hans

  230. 230
    Cameron's Black Ops says:

    Jolly good effort.

    Don’t forget to say that UKIP are x-ophobic where x can be any made up nonsense you like!

  231. 231
    A Real Realist, not a bumsex one says:

    All MEPs are paid the same way and get the same allowances.
    Not all actively campaign to get their countries out of the EU and put and end to their incomes.

    You really are a very stupid little man.

  232. 232
    Lennox Karl Anthony Da Silva, VATman says:

    Very surprised to see Hattie Pieman laugh; didn’t think she had a sense of humour (apart from her choice of husband).

  233. 233
    Jack Hughes says:

    It was all my fault – I’m so sorry.

  234. 234
    Putin on the Ritz says:

    I wouldn’t have thought so, it’s a very silly idea.

  235. 235
    Elsie says:

    “I didn’t recognise you as you weren’t in your Nazi uniform”.

  236. 236
    ann applebaum & victoria nudelman says:

    The interests of Brussels and Washington overlap. The EU wants to build its nascent army, the US is willing to support cannibal jihadis in Syria and overt nazis in Kiev because they are terrified of losing their reserve currency status and must cut EU dependence on what they see as competing energy sources.

    Kiev would not have bombed Lugansk without US orders to do so, it is practically on the Russian border and the bombing of Lugansk civilians is just the latest provokatsiya designed to drag Putin into military action. Putin can then be painted as the aggressor and the resulting agitprop used to force sanctions against Russian energy, and TTIP, down the throats of the Europeans.

    In this way the US degrades both Russian and EU economic competition. But the longer Putin holds back, the more the Anglo-American narrative falls apart, which is making the neo-cons ever more aggressive. Given the increasingly unstable US deficit (google Belgian US bond purchases!), it’s obvious that the Americans are in a race against ‘de-dollarisation’ and the emerging Sino-BRIC axis, and time is not on their side.

    Syria was foreplay. Ukraine is the voorgerecht.

  237. 237
    Anecdotes'r'us says:

    It’s not exactly Peter Ustinov, is it?

  238. 238
    There's a noose loose aboot this hoose says:

    How many soldiers died fighting Labour’s 5 wars including the affyganny one still going strong since 2001?

  239. 239
    Cameron's Black Ops says:

    If you’re young and don’t much about anything, vote Tory!

    It would be RACIST not to!

  240. 240
    Viz Top Tip says:

    Ladies! Save money on buying a sex aid – simply place some wasps in a cigar tube and Presto! An inexpensive vibrator.

  241. 241
    Mustapha Jihad says:

    Then bow and put your head on the floor for Allah.

  242. 242
    Labour Ministry of Trooth says:

    Tractor production down for the 7th year in a row under the coalition!

  243. 243
    Cameron says:

    If the EU tells us to do this, then it must be done.

    If you don’t like it, don’t vote for me. You have been warned.

  244. 244
    Fed up with you anti-English racists says:

    Wipe the tear, baby dear, from your eye-ee!

  245. 245
    Fed up with you anti-English racists says:


  246. 246
    ann applebaum & victoria nudelman says:

    And how many Afghanis / Libyans / Iraquis / Ukrainains died, and are dying, for the petrodollar?

  247. 247
    wite dee says:

    Is dat der shopin chanel?

  248. 248
    Robert Generic says:

    Cameron may well be whackin’ one off
    but he’s not touching UKIP

  249. 249
    Anonymous says:

    one again Gordon right on the button

  250. 250
    davo says:

    That’s your best ever, Albacore. They’re normally so boring that I spin my mouse wheel to get past them as fast as I can.

  251. 251
    blondini says:

    Vote Juncker, get Blatter.

  252. 252
    geordieboy says:

    The shop keeper was worried when she saw the brown marks on his fingers and knew he was a non smoker. It pays to wipe your arse correctly instead of licking other arses.

  253. 253
    blondini says:

    Looks like she has her hand down Roger’s todger and he’s just goosed her.

  254. 254
    he's a lard arse says:

    Did he claim it on expenses?

  255. 255
    Winston says:


  256. 256
    Harry says:

    What’s this got to do with the price of fish?

  257. 257
    Anonymous says:

    Ask the BBC, they will have hundreds lined up to say they are voting Labour and smear UKIP.

  258. 258
    Harriet Harpedo says:

    I’m looking for pie. And my husband is looking for dark plumaged large male poultry.

  259. 259
    Now correct me if i'm wrong... says:

    Does Harman say to Balls something along the lines of ‘she’s not interested, she doesn’t want to shake hands’, before stepping out of the shot??

  260. 260
    Anonymous says:

    Who cares, it’s only a stupid game.

    Don’t let the BBC’s obsession with it as if it was world news of earth shattering importance lead you to think it matters.

    Look at the rotation on “News” 24 – among the items of real news, keeps coming back to moronic footballers and their tedious doings. One of these things is not like the others.

    Bread and circuses.

  261. 261
    Schlomosexual says:

    Ew… What a hairy mitten crab infested cock pool that’s gots ta be, jigger.

  262. 262
    The Last Quango in Paris says:

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