June 2nd, 2014

Voter Blanks Balls, Shadow Chancellor Tries to Play It Cool

‘Are you buying fish’, he asks while pointing at garlic bread…


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  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

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  2. 2
    Eddy Balls says:

    Ed Balls

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    • 9
      The two Muppets says:

      An incompetent economic cretin . God help us all if ever this idiot gets anywhere near Government again . I do not know who is worse Balls or Milliband .No wonder they
      are called the two muppets .

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    • 135
      M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

      She’s just some bigoted woman, refusing to shake the hand of the great man.

      Liked by 1 person

    • 143
      Yay! says:

      I can feel your tongue pushing into my ass, Ed.

      Harman controls his joystick.

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    • 180
      Sir Barrington Minge says:

      “BLANK BALLS”…spot on!!

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  3. 3
    The British media are cunts says:

    No that fish smell is Hattie’s rotting fanny,

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  4. 4
    Maimed Codger says:

    I think he is saying It costs a lot of dough in here….but then perhaps just another Fishy Story…

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  5. 5
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Would have been better if she just slapped him.

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  6. 10

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 11
      Pr disaster man says:

      Always amazes me how the workers in these set piece displays don’t take the opportunity to rip that third rate bullshitter to pieces

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      • 51
        A realist says:

        Probably because they’re much more intelligent than you.

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        • 63
          9-5er says:

          And they don’t want the sack for insulting Boss’s special guest (Boss’s wife will hav ehad new hairdo for the photo op)

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        • 74
          A US Pervert says:

          @50 A realist

          You fucking coward c’unt!

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        • 154
          Robespierre says:

          play dum and pretend to think he’s the leader of one of the other parties when asking him some dull safe question

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    • 60
      Anonymous says:

      Emily,
      I suppose that beats admitting Helmer might as well just pack his bags and save the money.

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    • 67
      Norman says:

      That’s a Dixon’s warehouse, was he talking about extended warranties or maybe cast iron guarantees?

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    • 110
      Rotherhampoofta says:

      Look at em’ gormless gimps stood there with their gurney grins FFS!

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    • 159
      Body Popper says:

      I’d be too busy with the rising orgasm whilst ejaculating in Emily’s stench trench to care

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  7. 12
    Who ate all the chips? says:

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  8. 13
    Maimed Codger says:

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  9. 14
    Clusterfuck Cameron says:

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    • 24
      Hijacked West says:

      Another neo-con/NWO success story.

      Meanwhile, the USA becomes ever more a total security state, growing increasingly hostile towards it’s own citizens.

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      • 36
        A normal person. says:

        What are you on? We didn’t do it, you ass.

        Boo ho Dave didn’t bomb somewhere! Or no oho Dave didn’t stop someone else bombing else.. Grow up cretin tits.

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        • 68
          Not a dupe says:

          Who the f*ck do you think sponsored the put’sch and installed their preferred man as president? Did you even listen to the Nu’land phone call?

          Oh. and after billions of dollars of investment do you think the ju’nta isn’t still having it’s strings pulled by the west?

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          • A Normal person says:

            So our preferred man was Putin?

            Why would the west install Putin?

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          • Allegro says:

            +1

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          • In the interests of balance, and to put the boot into P’utin and M’iliband:

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          • Understand some of the nutters on here says:

            @Normal person.

            Please understand some of the arseholes who post shite in the comments of blogs.

            The article is taking the piss out of Labour, that gets the Labour rebuttal unit in a lather and they start posting anti-Cameron rants to take your mind of the Labour fvckwit getting well deserved grief in the article.

            They usually veil themselves as UKRAP supporters but most are Labour stooges upset that many people don’t actually like “the peoples party”

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          • American guy says:

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          • Body Popper says:

            Sorry, which country are we talking about?

            Still distracted by the thought of Emily’s golden snatch on display on the Ukranian shores of Kazantip.

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    • 111
      Rotherhampoofta says:

      WTF! has this to do with us???

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      • 163
        Let the liblabconers fight their own wars says:

        Absolutely nothing.

        But just like Syria, the globalists and our puppet governments are hell bent in making it our business.

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      • 210
        Bob cuntface Crow says:

        Too right,who gives a fuck and who gives a fuck about Balls,I want to speculate on Lucrecias burger.

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        • 261
          Schlomosexual says:

          Ew… What a hairy mitten crab infested cock pool that’s gots ta be, jigger.

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  10. 15
    Eddie says:

    Hatty: “Can I say hello on behalf of the Labour Party”
    Voter: Inaudible
    Hatty can be seen mouthing “oh, OK”
    EdBalls profers hand and is rebuffed

    I think the voter had just told Hatty where to go, when Ed Balls thought he would rescue the situation.

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    • 25
      Fishy says:

      The full video does indeed show Harman given the cold shoulder…and Harman walking away laughing. I bet they thought the woman a bigot.

      It’s a bit reminiscent of Miliband’s recent encounter with a real person who challenged him on Scottish independence – Miliband walking away with that supercilious sneering laugh that he reserves for people he considers his intellectual inferiors (i.e. all of us).

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    • 30
      handypara says:

      Actually Harman said, “Would your four year old granddaughter like to have sex with some friends of mine?”

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    • 52
      táxpáyér says:

      Inaudible = “tackle immigration!” perhaps?

      Patriotism is not bigotry.
      Oikophobia is not fighting racism.

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  11. 16
    Clueless Cameron says:

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  12. 17
    Death to all Fanatics says:

    Just some bigoted woman…

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  13. 17
    Ed Balls says:

    That woman is a bigot.

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  14. 19
    Monkeys and organ grinders says:

    I thought Balls was still in Copenhagen receiving his orders from the Bilderbergers.

    Strange Queen of Spain was at the meeting, and King decides to abdicate immediately after it ends.

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    • 42
      Tory Strategist says:

      yup the Lizard shape shifters told her to tell him what to do

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    • 166
      Body Popper says:

      I thought Ed had just finished his interview to be a checkout girl at Tesco’s, and was being told by security to fuck off and take his mum with him.

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  15. 20
    Cosseted Cameron says:

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    • 28
      Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

      Whereas Nigel is bought and paid for by the EU.

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      • 41
        A normal person says:

        How does that work?
        The only person campaigning to get put of the EU is bought and paid for by the EU?

        Are you a simpleton? Do you need some remedial learning courses?

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        • 54
          Snout in Troff says:

          He says he wants to leave the EU – but stands for election to the EU parliament and lives on the related salary and expense account

          OINK OINK

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          • Body Popper says:

            That’s because our parliament is not elected fairly – just divided up between Labour pigs and Tory pigs (with LibDem pigs squeezed in between them.

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        • 62
          A realist says:

          He takes his salary from the EU, you fucking moron.

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          • A Normal person says:

            So he does not campaign to leave the EU? It’s all in everyone’s imagination?

            Him and Von Rompouy are really gay lovers?

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          • Barrie says:

            He is repatriating as much of our money as he can.

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          • A Real Realist, not a bumsex one says:

            All MEPs are paid the same way and get the same allowances.
            Not all actively campaign to get their countries out of the EU and put and end to their incomes.

            You really are a very stupid little man.

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      • 114
        Rotherhampoofta says:

        We don’t care lol!!!

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        • 212
          Bob cuntface Crow says:

          I would be happy to give Farage every penny of the 50 million or whatever we give daily to EU for the rest of his life if he gets us out.

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      • 230
        Cameron's Black Ops says:

        Jolly good effort.

        Don’t forget to say that UKIP are x-ophobic where x can be any made up nonsense you like!

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    • 43
      Bye! Election says:

      No, Cameron is hammering nails into UKIP’s coffin.

      Whack. Whack. Whack.

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    • 209
      Tony Bliar says:

      Bought and Paid for, my prices are very fair, at the going rate, set progressively, don’t do God, as long as Gordon is not involved, is he still around?

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  16. 22
    generic taxi driver says:

    chalk up another success for labour … she didnt punch him!

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  17. 23
    Cinna says:

    Meanwhile back on the EU Presidency hustings, TB has been out and about.

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    • 38
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      It cost British people about £5 billion that TB so generously gave them the last time he was trying bribe himself onto the EU Presidency shortlist, perhaps this time he will have the decency to use his own money.

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      • 46
        Tony Smooth says:

        £5bn ?

        Small change these days. I could buy the presidency and the 2022 World Cup and still have cash left in my wallet

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    • 121
      Ukweli Machungu says:

      I thought TB was supposed to have been all but eliminated in the UK.

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  18. 26
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    It was clearly that bigoted woman – Gillian Duffy Gill Guppy

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  19. 29
    Ed Balls says:

    are you buying fish?

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    • 33
      Nick Clegg says:

      It’s a bit like the time Chris Huhnel overheard me playing We Are The Champions with my armpit.

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  20. 32
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Now approaching 100 years exactly since Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated (June 28th 1914) and the start of the First world war, already we have parallels in Putinland.

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    • 48
      Tony Smooth says:

      Someone is going to shoot Putin?

      On the one hand that would be a terrible blow to all my oligarch friends.

      On the other a vacancy for a warmongering world leader opens.

      Have to weigh that one up with Cherie.

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      • 57
        Blue Peter Goldfish says:

        Tones probably had a nice bung already from the Quataries, World Cup Football Envoy.

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        • 211
          Anonymous says:

          Does anyone else feel like me that it is EU that is the aggressor in the Ukraine,and they are trying to provoke conflict to create the need for a European army?

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          • Putin on the Ritz says:

            I wouldn’t have thought so, it’s a very silly idea.

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          • ann applebaum & victoria nudelman says:

            The interests of Brussels and Washington overlap. The EU wants to build its nascent army, the US is willing to support cannibal jihadis in Syria and overt nazis in Kiev because they are terrified of losing their reserve currency status and must cut EU dependence on what they see as competing energy sources.

            Kiev would not have bombed Lugansk without US orders to do so, it is practically on the Russian border and the bombing of Lugansk civilians is just the latest provokatsiya designed to drag Putin into military action. Putin can then be painted as the aggressor and the resulting agitprop used to force sanctions against Russian energy, and TTIP, down the throats of the Europeans.

            In this way the US degrades both Russian and EU economic competition. But the longer Putin holds back, the more the Anglo-American narrative falls apart, which is making the neo-cons ever more aggressive. Given the increasingly unstable US deficit (google Belgian US bond purchases!), it’s obvious that the Americans are in a race against ‘de-dollarisation’ and the emerging Sino-BRIC axis, and time is not on their side.

            Syria was foreplay. Ukraine is the voorgerecht.

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    • 233
      Jack Hughes says:

      It was all my fault – I’m so sorry.

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  21. 34

    There’s no F in Cod.

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  22. 35
    New Top Balls says:

    Is The Right Honourable Mr Balls now wearing a dark shade of wig. In recent photos show a greyer top.

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    • 148
      Cynical-old-bag says:

      Obviously the same shade as Paul McCartney uses.

      Doesn’t do either of them any favours.

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  23. 40
    Pop Pikah says:

    One pound fish, very very good
    Ed Balls deficit, very very bad

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  24. 44
    The Cosmopolitans says:

    The only reason “The Establishment” are fucked off about Qatar winning the FIFA bid for the 2022 football world cup is because there were two J3ws in the world cup bidding team. It had nothing to do with David Beckham, Sebatian Coe and Prince William included in the England 2010 bidding team.
    They were ALL made to look like chumps by the Arabs.

    Now, I don’t think it is either Sebastian Coe, Prince William or David Beckham that is now kicking up a storm about it over the last week.

    Follow the ethnicity.

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    • 64
      After dark internet weirdo says:

      It’s the juice the juice the juice they control NASA and Tesco and disney and and l’oriel and rubber plants and oil and gas and Rice Krispies and the London Underground and the summer Olympics and Eurovision and Rhineland cruises and Honda and expresso and tulips and pink ballet shoes and money supermarket and one direction and Spain and those little things you get on the end of shoelaces and sand and spoons and cheese on toast and all films made anywhere in the world including thos Chinese ones we never see as they aren’t very good and don’t translate very well and Chrysler and Ping pong balls and loft insulation and dr who and frogs and Onsies and the Salvation Army and. The angel of the north
      It’s the
      jUICE

      It’s true!

      It’s all true

      You must believe me

      It’s true

      I’m not a mental!!!!!!!

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      • 171
        Jehudi hu di Jedi says:

        Is it coz u iz Yewish?

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        • 173
          Schlomosexual says:

          Nah, him not ju, him juss batty
          Him jus like gargle ju manfatty
          Him like a ju du im up de pupu
          Him gatta gob like an east end loo

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          • davo says:

            That’s your best ever, Albacore. They’re normally so boring that I spin my mouse wheel to get past them as fast as I can.

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    • 70
      sweet FA says:

      Presumably the bidders were aware that the baksheesh exists everywhere, I am sure planning consent in this country is littered with dodgy deals, not that I am cynical in anyway, perhaps they are surprised by the amounts.

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      • 73
        sweet FA says:

        I worked with the Muslim guys in N. India, they were always asking for things.Fishing rods, gold items. I think it is normal.

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    • 165
      M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

      England didn’t bid for the 2022 World Cup. It was Australia that was shafted by Qatar & FIFA corruption.

      England was shafted by the Russians and FIFA corruption for the 2018 WC.

      Unless there is a serious shake up in FIFA (get rid of Blatter for starters) then nobody will bother spending the millions required to prepare a bid anymore if it is not treated in good faith.

      Today, as we approach the time the World Cup is about to kick off, it will be 44º C in Qatar. You can’t wait for a bus in that kind a temperature, let alone play football.

      One daft solution is to move the Qatar competition to winter. Well it’s winter in Australia at that time of year.

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      • 176
        helpful suggestion says:

        If Qatar aren’t stripped of the World Cup,
        countries should boycott it and refuse to send
        a team.

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        • 196
          jgm2 says:

          England might get to the quarter final if all the other countries did that. Assuming they qualify.

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        • 197
          M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

          They won’t but I bet there is a lot going on behind the scenes, so that something else will. What is most likely to happen (as happened with the IOC at Salt Lake City) is that the sponsors … I mean, FIFA ‘partners’… will withdraw their funding as they would not want their products associated with bribery and corruption.

          FIFA stinks and it is has been like this since Sir Stanley Rous was ousted by Havelange.

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      • 251
        blondini says:

        Vote Juncker, get Blatter.

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    • 260
      Anonymous says:

      Who cares, it’s only a stupid game.

      Don’t let the BBC’s obsession with it as if it was world news of earth shattering importance lead you to think it matters.

      Look at the rotation on “News” 24 – among the items of real news, keeps coming back to moronic footballers and their tedious doings. One of these things is not like the others.

      Bread and circuses.

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  25. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Balls is such a plonker. I love the way the lady avoids shaking his hand too! She is obviously a good judge of character!

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  26. 47
    Nigel Mirage says:

    Is she a Kipper ?

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    • 53
      Rogered Helmet says:

      Or a floating bloater.

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      • 58
        Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

        If she’s not deaf she’s certainly a little hard of herring.

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    • 56
      Old woman not buying fish. says:

      Nope. Just sick of politicians turning up once every four years to give false promises and lying manifestos. To spout platitudes and lies until the train back to London arrives.

      Balls is lucky he didn’t get a courgette up his bum.

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      • 94
        Lib Dem says:

        I’d be on my knees fucking begging for it.

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      • 216
        The Critic says:

        Why is Balls clutching a bag of potatoes? Trying to look normal?

        He visited my town last year with Miliband. Both promised to make sure the street lights got fixed. Never happened.

        Pair of c’unts

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  27. 49
    Ed Ballsdriick says:

    Some beans and some beans is three beans and that one.

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  28. 50
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Garlic bread?, Garlic bread and Fish… Dirty Bastards!.

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    • 138
      non taxable pikey says:

      Got a lot of people to feed and Christ knows Labour is going to need a miracle to win.

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  29. 59
    sweet FA says:

    I think Nigel missed an opportunity not riding into Brussels bare chested on a white stallion.

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  30. 61
    Tachybaptus says:

    Seen in the Audley Arms pub in Mayfair a few years ago when there was a Star Trek fair in Hyde Park.

    Patrick Stewart enters, goes to bar, orders lunch, sits down at table. Much staring and muttering from patrons.

    Waiter arrives with food, spots him, says, ‘Ah, you must be …’

    Stewart looks hopeful.

    Waiter continues, ‘… the large fish and chips.’

    Collapse of bald party.

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  31. 65
    A US Pervert says:

    Is it me, or did Obama looked a little bit familiar with Bowe Bergdahl’s mother (hands on) whilst walking out onto the Whitehouse lawn to make a statemen about the captured soldiers release?

    That father looked a bit of a fuckwit by the way.

    And yes…I would too!

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    • 77
      sweet FA says:

      Vazesque ?

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    • 78
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Obama has a habit of publicly sucking up to the wrong people an (alleged) deserter that may have indirectly led to the deaths of 6 fellow Marines, wouldn’t like be in his shoes now.

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  32. 79
    Anonymous says:

    With just a bit duskier complexion the father could have been Tal’eban himself!

    How many soldiers died trying to rescue the AWOL guy ?

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    • 82
      The Cosmopolitans says:

      Indded. How many soldiers died trying to capture the Tal’eban assets?

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      • 246
        ann applebaum & victoria nudelman says:

        And how many Afghanis / Libyans / Iraquis / Ukrainains died, and are dying, for the petrodollar?

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    • 238
      There's a noose loose aboot this hoose says:

      How many soldiers died fighting Labour’s 5 wars including the affyganny one still going strong since 2001?

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  33. 80
    Ed Balls does fish impressions says:

    A flounder

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  34. 81
    The Cosmopolitans says:

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    • 89
      AWOL says:

      A Hero? It turns out he was a deserter and had joined the Taliban on his own free will.

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      • 99
        táxpáyér says:

        The Penalty for desertion in a time of war & aiding an enemy is to stand in front of a firing squad.

        I think his own platoon would do it too.

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    • 117
      Birth Certificate says:

      O’bummer is weak, weak and feeble.

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      • 182
        Anonymous says:

        Don’t remember the US press complaining
        when Clinton helped Blair free IRA terrorists.

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  35. 88
    GS says:

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  36. 90
    Two Weeks to save the internet says:

    I don’t understand this 2 week warning after which all the putes in the world will become zombies.

    Why two weeks? What is going to happen in 2 weeks?

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    • 122
      Cast Iron Dave says:

      I’m too weak.

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      • 124
        There once was a time when traitors like Dave were lined up against the wall and summarily dismissed says:

        Piss off, Spineless, and slime your way back under the door you came in by.

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  37. 91
    Allegro says:

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  38. 93
    Lies, Damned lies & Libor statistics says:

    UK Statistics Authority writes to Labour, reprimanding the party over its claims about an increase in the number of people on zero-hours contracts

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  39. 95
    Fishy says:

    Europe tells Britain to increase taxes
    http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/politics/article4107316.ece

    Memo to the European Commission:

    FUCK OFF.

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    • 140
      non taxable pikey says:

      It was advice, however very soon when QMV becomes Law they will be telling us. I cannot however fault you response.

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      • 220
        Fred the pensioner says:

        Even if they tell us – same response.

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        • 243
          Cameron says:

          If the EU tells us to do this, then it must be done.

          If you don’t like it, don’t vote for me. You have been warned.

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  40. 96
    National Socialist says:

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  41. 98
    UKIP says:

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  42. 101

    Cost of living crisis continues: even politeness no longer costs nothing.

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    • 106
      An illegal immigrant says:

      Fuck off !

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    • 203
      Ed Miliband thinking on his feet, using all of his intellectual self-confidence.. says:

      That’ll be £120. Or is it £100 or £80? Oh fuck, I have no idea.

      Costalivingcrisis.

      Onenation.

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  43. 113
    labour says:

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  44. 115
    Don says:

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  45. 116
    green issues says:

    some weeks prior to bath day purchase about 10×5 litre containers of water and drink the water but keep the containers. Then on bath day don’t pull the plug but fill the 5 litre bottles with the bath water. That way you can use that water to flush the loo and save on your water consumption. Isn’t that a handy tip ?

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    • 123
      Well tan my hide says:

      Why not save water by pissing in the empty bottles ? No need to fill up the bath from the tap then.

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      • 125
        green issues says:

        I’m not sure that bathing in one’s own piss is to be encouraged

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      • 126
        Green tips says:

        In the winter piss into a hot water bottle to keep you warm and snug.
        In the morning empty the cold urine over a slight depression on your driveway. That should freeze ready to make ice that you can use to pack around your fishfingers instead of an energy hungry deepfreeze!

        Another handy tip from Caroline Mucus.

        {remember – mucus makes a useful bum salve instead of pharmaceutical polluting preparation H}

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        • 129
          green issues says:

          And if you are getting a bit short on flushing liquids, why flush ? Why not do what the Indians do and when it’s dark wander over to your local park and shit in the floral borders ?

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          • Norman Collier says:

            That explains why your borders are effectively unmanned – no-one can stand the stench.

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        • 132
          green issues says:

          What you say is well documented, Chinese medicinal practitioners have long advocated inserting the common black slug into the anus for the beneficial effects of the mucus and the additional benefit as it munches it’s way up the large intestine.

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          • Chukas Yermunni (the tailor's dummy) says:

            Seems I’ve got a job for life.

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          • Viz Top Tip says:

            Ladies! Save money on buying a sex aid – simply place some wasps in a cigar tube and Presto! An inexpensive vibrator.

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  46. 134
    green issues says:

    it is amazing really I have a server locally and I can access the same software on a server in CA with no noticeable difference in response and that is ethernet v 3G, amazing, I know people say that when it gets clogged up they will just invent new stuff. I mean I used to be concerned about top posting and trimming replies, nobody bothers because the client software hides all the garbage that is sent like this post.

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  47. 144
    non taxable pikey says:

    Has the Government instigated a compulsory quarantine period for travellers entering the UK from Sierra Leone now that Ebola has reared its ugly head there? Or are we to be enriched a la Tuberculosis? Maybe they are just waiting for advice from Brussels? Yellow Flags all round time.

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    • 156
      albacore says:

      Well, that’s you up for re-education
      If not a spell of incarceration
      Can’t you tell how well you’re being enriched
      And not in the slightest upwardly stitched?

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    • 177
      The Department of Health says:

      A rich variety of communicable disease experiences are heading this way, we should all reach out to the diseased community and celebrate the diversity of their ailments.

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      • 190
        Labour Party says:

        We’ll rub your noses in diversity.

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        • 206
          Cameron's pet imbecile Michael Gove says:

          Diversity and multiculturalism are wonderful and truly benefit our country.

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          • Fred the pensioner says:

            I hope somebody remembers to fumigate all the incoming planes and ferries before letting departing folk board.

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  48. 147
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Harriet Harperson is beaming from ear to ear and trying to gloss over Balls’ humiliation.

    Hats off to the lady who refused to shake hands with him. Wish I’d been there.

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  49. 151
    UKIP: Hacking at the roots with the truth says:

    Anyone know what’s happened to Biased BBC web site?

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  50. 157
    bogtrott says:

    notice the fear in his face,priceless

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  51. 160
    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    Good morning. Is everyone happy? No complaints? Excellent. Carry on.

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    • 191
      albacore says:

      Come Thursday we may be far happier
      No way could Parliament be crappier
      Let Newark reject all the LibLabCons
      And eject that gang on their sit-upons

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  52. 167

    Did Ed Balls have a stroke?

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  53. 168
    UKIP voter says:

    The Ashcroft poll was very helpful to UKIP, it shows would be labour voters that the only way to keep out a Tory Toff is to vote UKIP.

    Presenting the Tories with such a huge lead encourages Tory voters to stay home thinking the election is in the bag and so why bother making the effort.

    But the final and most important point is that Ashcroft has routinely underestimated the UKIP vote on the day by as much as 6 of 7%.

    Any one of these on their own would simply serve to drastically reduce the Tory majority but together they could still deliver a UKIP win.

    The only poll that matters is the vote on the day and UKIP have proved time after time that they attract far more votes than predicted.

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  54. 172
    Ed Millivanilli says:

    We have fish everyday for supper and it only costs 50p.

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  55. 174
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Balls and his party are a complete waste of time.

    This morning it is being put about that Osborne has been hauled over the coals by the EU about favouring his friends with the Right to Buy scheme at the same time as threatening many millions of mortgage borrowers.

    It is the EU more than Labour holding this piss poor Government to account.

    Why not just get rid of Labour and leave constructive opposition to the EU?

    The majority of UK citizens would be better protected.

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  56. 175
    Gregg_Man says:

    Harriet says:
    “You see Ed. The Force works only on the minds of the weak, our traditional Labour support.”

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  57. 181
    UKIP for the people says:

    I think the more I look at Ed bollock-face in that vid, the more I’m convinced that he, being miffed at a pleb not wanting to shake his podgy little mit, was about to put his thumb to his nose as a reaction but just pulled back in time.

    What utter dross these people are, he can’t even handle a knock back with good grace.

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    • 188
      Let's hope says:

      Perhaps Lucky Luciana will bitch slap Blinky one day

      Like she does to her staff

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  58. 184

    European Commission urges UK to tax expensive homes more.

    Plebs should live in little tiny boxes under the Communist Superstate.

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  59. 194

    Fabled socialist Janan Ganesh is trying to speak to us from behind the FT paywall and none of us can hear him.

    All is not wrong with the world.

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  60. 201

    Gordon Brown’s vision for Scotland is in the Daily Record today.

    Trouble is, he is looking out of the wrong eye.

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  61. 202
    David "Supplicant" Cameron says:

    I have given Angela Merkel an ultimatum: if Jean-Claude Juncker becomes president of the European Commission, an appointment that would be entirely unacceptable to Britain and which would be completely against Britain’s interests, I will obediently attend his inauguration and stand quietly at the back of the room and smile politely and not make a fuss.

    By Jove, that’ll show them, what what?

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  62. 205
    Here is BBC home service says:

    BBC saying the EU was offering “advice” to countries to help them, two pieces of advise I would give the EU, is to get your accounts signed off, after 17 years, you have no rights to advise anybody, get rid of England we are like a lead brick weighing you down, until the people of Enland get their own way and get your dead weight of our backs.

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    • 207
      David "Supplicant" Cameron says:

      Anyone who accepts advice from the EU needs their head seeing to!

      .. is what I would say if I had any balls. But, being a spineless little coward, I shall study the EU’s comments carefullly, embrace their suggestions and obediently do as they command.

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  63. 214
    Shooty* says:

    Ed is thinking “She will be made to suffer, when the glorious Socialist Islamic republic is installed and I am leader. Soon….”

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  64. 221
    Jack Cade says:

    WAs Harman spotted hanging around the PIE counter??

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  65. 227
    Anonymous says:

    “Voter Blanks Balls”
    It was either that, or mutter “Your electoral flies are undone…”

    Like

  66. 232
    Lennox Karl Anthony Da Silva, VATman says:

    Very surprised to see Hattie Pieman laugh; didn’t think she had a sense of humour (apart from her choice of husband).

    Like

  67. 252
    geordieboy says:

    The shop keeper was worried when she saw the brown marks on his fingers and knew he was a non smoker. It pays to wipe your arse correctly instead of licking other arses.

    Like

  68. 255
    Winston says:

    Hahahahahahahaha

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  69. 256
    Harry says:

    What’s this got to do with the price of fish?

    Like

  70. 262
    The Last Quango in Paris says:

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