June 2nd, 2014

Caption Contest Winner

The winner of Friday’s caption contest and two tickets to the Freedom Association’s Magna Carta Day Pimms and politics boat trip on June 15 is:
Peter Grant says:

“We have a lot in common Roy, you know. We both did badly at Liverpool and I may soon be left just managing England as well!”

Loads of booze, a strong line up of guests and an all round good day out, can the winner please get in touch here to claim the prize.


20 Comments

  1. 1
    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    well done, enjoy your day

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  2. 2
    recap says:

    Very Poor…

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    • 15
      Mitch says:

      It’s sh1t. The best one was something like: “At least we’re not on a boring river cruise with those morons”.

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  3. 4
    Guidos humour says:

    better off asking the SUN readers to judge the caption competition

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  4. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Go on Roy, smell my fingers.

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  5. 6
    Get Rid of Scotland says:

    Like Gazza in 1996, it’s time to get rid of Scotland.

    Come on England!

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  6. 7
    Tyrone Chicane says:

    That was the best?! Fuck me Guido, you sad sack of shit playing it safe for your “sponsors” now aint ya?

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  7. 8
    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Nice prize. I wonder how many Peter Grants will get in touch ?

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    • 18

      HERCULE POIROT SAYS

      Non Monsieur — I am NOT Peter Grant and I am not Lucky Len of the Daily Mirror so non !!– you may NOT claim your five pounds

      ( and Monsieur , do me the courtesy of NOT referring to me as French , I am BELGIAN Monsieur and pretty soon apart from the Lipsius Building in Brussels and L ‘ Enfant Qui Pisse in the Grand Place — my country will no
      longer exist . Until then …….)

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  8. 9
    Gary Elsby Stoke. says:

    ” But I am good at managing England, Dave, you clearly are not!”

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  9. 11
    Un keum says:

    Get the side doctor

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  10. 13
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Good choice Guido
    I’m the last person anyone would want to be stuck on a boat with.

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  11. 19
    Anonymous says:

    Mr Cameron

    Can you please explain the offside rule to me again?

    I like the Arctic Monkeys too.

    Aren’t Oasis cheeky chappies.

    I wish I could swear like them.

    My squad are in swearing training and are learning the National Anthem.

    If we combine the two, a couple of verses will be a doddle.

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  12. 20
    ned ludd says:

    Brown didn’t say the Artic Monkeys. He said Artic Monkey. What a rotter. I blame the drugs.

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cynic says:

Can anyone help me? I went on holiday a week ago and returned to find someone has pulled out the stake and Gordon Brown is back and acting as Prime Minister. What did I miss? Has there been a snap election?


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