May 31st, 2014

Saturday Seven Up

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You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…


  1. 1

    Why can’t we type Satυrday?


    • 7
      what is wrong with the Twats? says:

      Why on Earth do our three main political parties want us to be governed by Brussels?


      • 12

        Do they govern on a Satυrday, then?


      • 19
        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        Possibly because the three parties are craven to the dirty mac brigade of corrupt old men in the HoL – like Rennard and his ‘powerful friends’.


        • 30

          Why did you misunderstand jgm2’s remark in your post, to which I responded here?


          • Moshe says:

            I don’t think he understands very much of anything outside of the little planet he is living on alone.


          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            With posting comments on here one has to put up with the ‘smear mobs and trolls’ who invariably come as part of the package.

            i shall keep posting comments – and i shall keep reminding readers of Article 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights (1948)

            “Freedom of Expression”.

            SC – if you but more importantly ‘others think’ that the world of the legal fraternity is honest moral and fit for the 21st Century – well – look at how they have infested governments with their jargon and rhetoric.

            Lawyers lie – it’s what they get paid for – but note very rarely does a legal stand up in court and give testimony under oath and the penalty of perjury … some pewople know why – others are just to thick to work it out.


          • jgm2 says:

            It’s Fluoride, the heavy metal. It’s ‘glad-handed’ his brain.


          • @EeyYepBW

            Am I the only one here who sees an inability to engage issues from you?

            Why do you always respond to any direct question with the answer to a completely different banana?


          • Herman von Rentboy says:

            Being governed by Brussels means that there can be no such thing as a completely different banana since all bananas must be identical in size, weight and appearance.


          • Moshe says:

            Only one other individual understands his incoherent ravings and his name is Harvey.


          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            Please keep the smearing up guys. As SC will endorse ‘Voltaire’.


          • the 6' invisible wabbit says:

            You wanna bet?


          • jgm2 says:

            It’s only a ‘smear’ if it’s untrue.

            You really did try and tell us Fluoride (sic) was a heavy metal. You have no credibility until you explain that one away.


          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            To jgm2 – i have looked up and down the blog today and at this time have noted that you have made 2 comments – both of which are of no significance to anyone other than yourself … You have an obsession Sir and i shall continue to encourage you to state your damndest – from the bottom of your barrel.


          • jgm2 says:

            Riiiight. So you’ve looked up and down the blog searching for my comments.

            And, from this you conclude that I’m the one with the ‘obsession’.

            That heavy Fluoride is causing more damage than I thought.


          • A neckbeard says:

            BW — no need to “look up and down” a web page. Your browser will have some sort of search function. The more advanced browsers now have an AI search function too. Type this in the box:


            and it’ll display all your posts in one place.

            Hope this helps.


          • r i n k y _ s t i n g p i e c e says:

            he just misread some shit about heavy metal fluoride glass and some Indian acacemic papers about heavy metal pollution from industrialisation… but you tend not to find such papers written outside of industrialising asia…


          • jgm2 says:

            Fine. If he’s mis-read them or misunderstood them then just say so. He can’t pretend it didn’t happen though. Otherwise people will think that he really does think Fluoride (sic) is a heavy metal simply because he once misread something on t’internet. And that no matter how many times this is pointed out he is so arrogant or stupid that he cannot conceive that he might actually be wrong and go and have another look.


            People will think that he knows he fucked up but is too stubborn to admit he made a mistake. But if he won’t admit he’s made a mistake even when it has been pointed out then what about the other ‘mistakes’ aka ‘utter bollocks’ that he’s constantly peddling hereabouts.

            It’s a credibility issue.

            He has none.


        • 64
          non taxable pikey says:

          I can bench press one and a half times my body weight, does that mean I could be one of Foxy’s friends too?


      • 150
        ~ says:


        • 169
          Mr Logic says:

          The language of ‘force’ is what reveals most about this nasty man and his EU henchmen.

          Opponents of the EU have the right to self defence.


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    • 109
      Not a Lib Dem Lord says:

      Why can’t we have another poll today? Just asking.


    • 247
      waNTUN? says:

      hammer sickle buckle.


  2. 2
    Silent Bob says:
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      Socialism is theft says:

      Just as socialists always eventually run out of other people’s money so immigration problem deniers always eventually run out of other people’s land. In fact that is what is happening now.

      For where are we to build all those extra thousands of homes to accommodate them all?

      Where are we going to build all those extra schools, hospitals, power stations, reservoirs,sewage works, etc?

      Where are we going to build the extra roads and railways? Already we can see that HS2 has become so prohibitive a cost because of the price of land.

      Immigration problem deniers are not loonies or fruitcakes. They are just people of low intelligence who do not think things through.


      • 31
        Silent Bob says:
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          Bert says:

          Outrageous. It’s just this sort of prejudice and dogmatism that’s causing all the trouble.


      • 35
        Bob cuntface Crow says:

        Just deleted old Twitter account now have a new one so going to try and get blocked by Owen Jones again,any suggestions to really wind the fucker up?


      • 54
        Oh_Gawd_not_the I says:

        The answer is Village Greens if the Supreme Court ruling over the Whitby Green case is anything to go by (viz the Lefty “I” o r better know as barbecue lighters). If villagers do not have their green registered already as a Public Space it will not be long before the green is covered with ugly houses.
        Typical of this two-faced government that audaciously said:
        “we need our green spaces and we need our children to get out and play.”


        • 76
          Old Father Time says:

          Looks like it is going to be a great bonfire night this year round that way!


      • 121
        Anonymous says:

        Shut it Bob.


    • 84
      Concerned of Saffron Walden says:

      You’re quiet today Silent Bob.


    • 156
      IXIX is twixi says:

      towhen. i. twit.


  3. 3
    Lord Rennard says:

    Look, I said sorry, ok? Now let me back in the party so I can touch up more ladies.


    • 21
      Handycock whipping it out says:

      I am not saying sorry. I am innocent and will vigorously defend my reputation in the High Court; oh sorry, I am currently trying to fix up a bent Brother Psychiatrist to say that I am not fit to appear in Court. Boaz.


    • 22

      An interesting aspect to his being suspended from the LibDem party is that he appears only to have friends within it. Lord Carlisle for example.

      Effectively he has been cut off from his social life. It is that, to him, insufferable misery which appears to have resulted in his late and totally inadequate apology.

      So puffed up is he with his sense of self-regard that he was actually going to take legal action against the party which should, by normal considerations, have counted him out for ever. LibDems don’t do normal considerations though…

      For a supposed political schemer extraordinaire, he is remarkably poorly versed in the art of strategy. He might consider reading some Sun Tzu.


    • 93
      Not one of your 5% and dwindling supporters says:

      Is …sorry…the hardest word or just the association with …hard..that causes you pervies to use it. Getting car lisle to do your stuff is a double hit, we are not impressed.

      Now get back to your nanny and do something naughty. You never know, there may be punishment in store.

      Verminous H o L needs an extensive clean out.


    • 159
      XwimbledonX says:

      turkish deluc. is telln.


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      oh no, you mustn't say that! says:

      yes, the amazing media silence over Cyril Smith, and Hancock, and the long list… where are the journalists asking the LibDems if they have a problem with séxual déviancy and sex offending in general.


  4. 4
    Mitch says:

    See how we beat the mighty Peru! World Cup here we come..


  5. 5
    Owen Jones says:

    I have no comment to make on the stoning to death of a pregnant woman in P*kistan.

    I have no comment to make on the christian woman being put on death row in Sudan.

    I have no comment to make on the sign put up in a park in London saying “Don’t walk your dogs here. This is a muslim area”.

    But I do have plenty to say about the bedroom tax and UKIP. That’s far more important. And don’t anyone call me a spineless, hypocritical c-unt.


    • 6
      Owen Jones says:

      And there’s more

      It is unlikely that I will criticise a backward Indian culture for gang-raping and hanging two teenage girls, because they’re non-White.


      • 8
        Owen Jones says:


        Soon you won’t be able to escape Ukip. Open your cutlery drawer, Ukip. In your bathroom cabinet. Under your bed. Ukip in your cereal


        • 17
          M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

          Bedroom tax? I suppose it is a tax on those poor saps who work for a living in order to subsidise those who can’t be arsed and who demand spare bedrooms in case they get mates round.


          • oh no, you mustn't say that! says:

            Yes, it should be called “other people’s money tax” …”spare room subsistence”

            it’s not a bedroom tax; it’s a spare room subsidy

            why should someone force you to pay for them to have sirloin steak, when you just have enough left to afford an economy burger for yourself?

            “the strong supporting the weak”? I think not… the tired supporting the fat.

            Vote Republican!


      • 16
        Owen Jones says:

        I also have no comment to make about the abduction of hundreds of schoolgirls in Nigeria to be sold into sex slavery.

        And I definitely have no comment to make about the organised grooming, r*pe and torture of english girls by muslims.

        And I’ll never have any comment to make about the public hangings of gay people in Iran.

        But I will comment all day on the cost of living crisis and the home entertainment poverty so many families are experiencing who have to endure watching DVDs on standard 42″ TVs instead of Blu Rays on HD 52″ 3D smart TVs. An absolute disgrace.


        • 37
          The British public says:

          We’ll be relieved when the half-term holiday’s over and Owen is back at school, away from his computer.


        • 44
          Fishy says:

          Odd that the BBC has not reported the striking off of a doctor from Birmingham (Ali Mao-Aweys), yesterday, who had agreed to chop off the clitoris of little girls.


          • Not enough pejorative epithets to go around says:

            I never really understood why Britain used to need an Empire. But now I see it was to keep these dirty murdering scumbag bastards under control.


          • Religious Surgery on Todgers Should be Banned says:

            When was the last time someone was prosecuted for male genital mutilation?


          • Conrad says:

            It’s why we had Apartheid in South Africa. Murder rate under Apartheid 4500 per year. Murder rate after Apartheid 25000 per year.


          • If you only do half the job they'll grow up into rioters says:


          • Your MP says:

            I don’t think it matters if it’s consensual


    • 20
      The Xstan way says:

      Odd that because every Muslim country I have been to has stray dogs roaming the streets and rabies is a big problem.


    • 107
      Stella Creasy says:


      • 125
        JH2382198E409283 says:

        Love, all they really want to do is take you outside and stone you. It doesn’t matter how useful you are being ‘on their side’.

        Look at you, with your blonde hair on display. Disgraceful.


      • 193
        Mornington Crescent says:

        I really can’t be bothered to watch the video but… why is one micropohone pointing at her bottom…?


      • 271
        oh no, you mustn't say that! says:

        Social Psychology isn’t a fucking science… it’s Marxogenic propaganda smuggled in with academic clothes it doesn’t deserve.

        a wolf in sheep’s clothing


  6. 9
    Turd says:



    • 11
      Gordon says:

      Why is T(u)rd verboten?


      • 14

        Because its part of Satυrday, which is a rude word.


        • 53

          Nice to see that the BBC received 1,900 complaints about Nick Robinsons election night coverage
          They all claimed he was showing bias towards UKIP and not giving fair coverage to the other parties
          Well as i remember it , the other parties sat there with faces like “Smacked Arses”and didn’t really have a lot to contribute to the massacre that was unfolding

          In his defense i would say that Robinson was very over excited of the emerging story,
          but hey the man is a political commentator and the emergence of a new force in British politics would excite him , wouldn’t it ?

          By the way 73% of the complainants were Labour supporters


          • Step forward Ed Miliband says:

            And 100% of those 73% were the same person


          • duty pedant says:



          • Banned says:

            You mean 73% of the complainants were traitors and fifth columnists.


          • Shop Now says:


          • UKIP Hacking at the roots with the truth says:

            Daily Mirror Monday, January 18, 1988
            Page 2, second column.

            Labour leader Neil Kinnock is sending his top politicians Nationwide to meet the people.

            In a campaign called Labour Listens, he wants the electorate to tell him how his party can best serve them in the next decade.

            Mr Kinnock says in a glossy booklet to go out all over the country: “For the first time a political party is saying tell us what you think”.


          • That's What I think says:

            Labour are shit


          • JH2382198E409283 says:

            Misprint, surely?

            “Not for the first time a political party is telling you what to think”.



          • nell says:

            I can’t think of a better election boost for the tories and for ukip than labour letting kinnochio loose on the country to trawl for votes!


          • Tra la what a nice day says:

            The lady created bad PR for Liebour, that’s unforgivable to slimy b’tards who like to to keep what they do secret, they couldn’t whitewash her away so they think attacking people is a better defence, that’s why “racist” was used to stop people talking about uncontrolled immigration, nasty is a too nice of a word to used about Liebour, I also like the way they have moved the beeen p to the far right, Alsopp did it last night, saying they were far right, you would expect accuracy from him, but he’s proved he’s part of the problem now .


          • The People have spoken....the bastards !!" says:

            She said that she was voting UKIP in future ?


          • Moshe says:

            Bet she voted UKIP. Well done Labour.


          • Some women like being abused says:

            Why does the stupid cow keep voting for them? If she had any sense she would vote UKIP.


          • Bob Fleming says:

            Thank you Alex Cunningham – another shed load of votes for UKIP. You really are a cretin, but please keep insulting the indigenous people of these lands – you know, the ones who built it brick by brick and fought wars so that wankers like you could call them bigots..


      • 15

        Because its part of Satυrday – which is a rude word.


      • 72
        TisWas says:


        • 187
          Jasmin Bucket says:

          I could have cried when I found out it was only Friday and I had to go to skool.

          I want all skools dead.


        • 211
          Bill Quango MP says:

          . Oh alright…i’ll do it..

          When I found out it was Saturday i literally cried. I want all Saturdays dead.


  7. 10
    Abdul says:

    Hello. I have special delivery here. 45,000 posting votes for the Labours New Arks. Sign here please. Thanks you. Allah crapbar.


  8. 13
    The Prime Mincer says:

    Foreign aid and bum fun remain the priorities.


  9. 24
    Ford_Prefect says:

    Looks as if Van Damn Junker…… well Jean Claude Juncker actually is again being propelled for Commission President, after he gets full backing from the woman with a bottom allegedly made of a buttery substitute.
    That bodes well, actually for the Euroskeptic movement, because it depicts the non-listening, arrogant, “business as usual” approach coming out of the the Western Europe Controller’s office.


  10. 25
    Banned says:

    Why are no “moderate” muslims in the UK or Europe outraged about Sudan about to execute a christian mother? Why are they not on TV or in the streets holding placards to say how morally repugnant they find it?


    • 40
      Bob cuntface Crow says:

      Because they are c unts.


      • 42
        Michael Gove, cunt extraordinaire, says:

        Because they are good Muslims, and we should celebrate the diversity.


        • 275
          oh no, you mustn't say that! says:

          I’ve heard them say (more than once) that muslims aren’t allowed to criticise other muslims.

          Sounds very much like Communism… you mustn’t criticise the party or individuals within it.

          Bit like this too:
          “The army secretary added that Gen. Prayuth has expressed concern that “aggressive” questions from the media may affect the public’s confidence in his ability to lead the country.”


    • 41
      Fact says:

      Don’t forget the pregnant woman stoned to death in Lahore.

      Meanwhile Dave keeps on running an enormous Deficit, some of which the fucking idiot keeps on sending out to these medieval mozzie shit holes.


      • 43
        David Cameron says:

        I know how to spend your money better than you do.


        • 61
          Fact says:

          Its more DEBT that you are piling up. £1.3 TRILLION AND RISING FAST. You are spending money we haven’t got to salve your own LibLabConner multicultural conscience, you traitorous t(u)rd.


        • 203
          2nd Class Citizen says:

          Sending our money to muzzie places, ….Birminum is one!..The place should be subject to FOI at every level, i.e. Council,health,social Services etc to establish the cost to the public purse…..or the profit for the public purse!


    • 77
      In a nutshell says:

      Muslims:always offended,never ashamed


      • 81
        Old Father Time says:

        Nearly right. Should be Muslims always offend. Full stop.


        • 146
          Bob cuntface Crow says:

          There are no moderate Muslims ,some are just more patient than others.


          • In Despair says:

            True. The useful idiots in NuLabour and the Guardian offices will get theirs along with the rest of the kuffar.


    • 217
      Socialism Ate My Future says:

      Don’t worry our brace celebrities will save her like they did the girls abducted in that other hole…


  11. 27
    Guy News Room says:

    ‘I get almost no coverage,’ Owen Jones complains. Plenty today, Owen………


  12. 29
    Owen Jones says:

    Nick Clegg is “one of the most upright, decent and hard-working” politicians in UK


  13. 32
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    it could be a rumour but – the msm tend not to inform the British public

    On the 1st November 2014 the right of Parliament to legislate over us in 43 areas, the important ones, will be removed and be made subject to approval. They call it QMV, Qualified Majority Voting.


    • 51
      Moshe says:

      Them pesky J­ews again, huh?


    • 79
      Oh Great says:

      Another liberal backstop to compliment the supreme court and Brussels.
      Britain is stuck with Blairism forever.


      • 83
        Old Father Time says:

        Not necessarily, Britain just needs a leader with some balls who will tell the whole lot of them to just fuck off. We’ll be able manage quite nicely on our own dealing with the rest of the world.


  14. 33
    Owen"Macho Man" Jones says:

    Twickenham Rugby – Saturday 31 May and Sunday 1 June

    On Saturday 31 May and Sunday 1 June, there are rugby matches at Twickenham stadium. The Aviva Premiership Rugby Final 2014 kicks off at 15:00 on Saturday 31 May and the England XV v Barbarians kicks off at 15:00 on Sunday 1 June.


  15. 38
    Where we're headed says:

    The gradual muslim takeover of the UK is already in evidence. We have the barbarically slaughtered halal meat entering mainstream circulation in supermarkets and secular schools. More and more chains like Subway and KFC are becoming halal only outlets. Burkas everywhere. Muslim infiltration of secular schools in the north. Muslim patrols in London terrorising drinkers, gays and women. And now a sign put up in a park saying not to walk your dogs because it’s a muslim area.

    Unless something is done, it’s only going to get worse. It’s only a matter of time before this happens…

    Cinemas in “muslim areas” not showing films containing sex, violence and people having fun, drinking etc. Want to watch Wolf of Wall Street or Bad Neighbours? “Sorry, we’re not showing that here as this cinema is in a muslim area”.

    Libraries in “muslim areas” removing any books which might offend muslims.

    Branches of supermarket chains in “muslim areas” removing all alcohol and pork products from sale.

    Pubs and nightclubs in “muslim areas” being forced to close down through campaigns of violence, threats and intimidation.

    I know bedwetting leftie c-unts would say this is a ridiculous exaggeration but the retarded apologist arseholes would’ve said exactly the same about the halal meat, park sign, patrols and infiltration of schools. This is how it happens. Slowly and incrementally, each and every violation of our way of life is excused by the left and the MSM and legitimate concerns are dismissed as “islamaphobic”. The left are morally repugnant. They are complicit in this. Every english girl groomed and r*ped, every muslim patrol, every animal barbarically slaughtered, every school infiltrated, the left have helped cause. Unless something is done very soon, this country and London especially will become one massive muslim ghetto in which the British will no longer be able to feel safe and live their lives freely.


    • 50
      Fact says:

      All down to the multiculturalism so beloved of the LibLabConning elite led by Dave, Militwit and Nickelarse.


    • 52
      Vote LibLabCon, get Sharia. says:

      I object to your use of the word ‘gradual’ in the first paragraph. ‘Accelerating’ would be more accurate.


      • 59

        Not forgetting the removal of bibles from hospital bedside cabinets and the removal of Gossard underwear advertising posters in muslim areas of Bury
        and the boarding over of the cross on Croydon crematurium (because it offended them)
        and of course Oldham councils decision to remove all the flags of St George on St Georges day


        • 65

          I trust you are well, Sir, if not a little enraged.



            Not too bad sir
            just pissed of with being second class in my own counrty lol


          • I am going over the Alps again now, back to my Adriatic nudie camp.

            Two sombreros at the ready, lol.


          • rick says:

            And yet (up to now) the great British public have refused to vote for any party that would put an end to all this nonsense. They have (up to now) queued up to condemn anyone as racist who brought it to their attention.


          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            i can’t wait (not) to read what Louise De Mentia has to babble on about in the scum on sunday and how she paints the picture for her paymaster.


    • 55
      Mass Cult says:

      There was a very interesting report on Radio 4 (yes, the BBC is often a better supplier of info on these things than the Murdoch gang) which revealed that contrary to the general impression being put about in the MSM the vast majority of Muslim families are SUPPORTIVE of the people behind the alleged Islamisation of schools in the Birmingham area. In fact I think they had strong backing.

      So, yes, we have Islamisation of the state school sector.


      • 60
        Michael Gove says:

        Excellent! As everyone knows, multiculturalism is wonderful.


      • 100
        Never mind says:

        The gay and feminist lobby should realise that their lefty pals will drop them like hot potatoes come the great reckoning.
        They already have in places like Tower Hamlets and Rotherham etc where Labour chase those votes cast by the un PC Islamics like a dog chases a bone.
        I’m a straight bloke and will adapt pretty quick like my forefathers did when the last foreign religion(Christianity) took over in this country.
        Minority groups on the other hand may have to wait another 1000 years before they get to come out the closet again.


      • 105
        Not one of your soft left says:

        Not unexpected when previously we were told that the majority in these ghettoes also supported the violent extremists in this country who would murder us all.

        It is getting worse by the day and enough is enough.


    • 67
      non taxable pikey says:

      You missed out that music and dancing are haram. Already being taught in Islamic Free Schools in Leicester. Probably elsewhere also.


    • 103
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      táxpáyér says:

      multiculturalism always turns into islamic colonies.

      They wan’t the bennies, they don’t want to mix wiv da infidel


    • 242
      Anon says:

      I was in Bolton yesterday, my God it was like a third world shithole.


    • 288
      Anonymous says:

      About walking dogs… I don’t know if it’s taboo to talk about certain types of livestock (pigs), but someone — probably a pig farmer — should take some pigs for a walk round whichever London district where that dog-walking notice (assuming it to be genuine) was put up.


    • 295
      Bob cuntface Crow says:

      Mate of mine{semi pro boxer} got abused walking down the street with his girlfriend in East London while back,some shit about her skirt being too short,anyway, to get to the point, he left two lying on the curb and one ran off.


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    Where we're headed says:

    And just to get this out of my system:

    The left in the UK are a truly despicable and morally repugnant bunch of hypocritical fucking c-unts who also remain deathly silent on the atrocities committed in Nigeria, P*kistan, Sudan and India recently. The left have gone from being merely stupid and annoying to being complicit in these atrocities. Owen Jones, Laurie Penny, The Guardian, the BBC, John Pilger, the SWP, UAF, Hope Not Hate, Stop The War et al have blood on their hands. Traitors the lot of them.


    • 56
      Vote LibLabCon, get Sharia. says:

      Laurie Penny, now there’s a name from the past. Has she died or just learned to shut the fuck up?


      • 111
        Where we're headed says:

        No, she’s still about spouting drivel, most recently getting into trouble by prejudicing a trial by saying the Oxford Union president who’s been accused of r*pe is guilty before he’s even had a chance to stand trial. She’s not too bright that Laurie.


      • 112
        Not one of your soft left says:

        And Jones? Are there rectal difficulties?


    • 219
      táxpáyér says:

      All those groups are leftist fronts.


  17. 63

    The complaints were probably the same ‘postal voters’


  18. 68
    Is Britain's Obama now making labour Policy? says:


  19. 78

    Another good story breaking this morning is the Gov’s decision to ban the legal drug “Khat”
    Somali , Yemeni and other African countries chew this shit to get a legal high
    the growers in Kenya have declaired “all out war ” on the British government
    if they dont declassify it
    one said “you have a military base near our border and if you dont allow us to sell khat in Britain , we will ask them to leave , if they dont leave we will arm ourselves and remove them by force”

    That should be really interesting


  20. 90
    UKIP Hacking at the roots with the truth says:

    DAILY MIRROR Teusday, December 10, 1957

    Page 2.


    Today the Mirror rides a favourite hobby-horse:-

    Keeping up with the 20th century.
    Getting a move on.

    For years the Mirror has been telling the politicians that the hustings have had it. TELEVISION HAS TAKEN OVER.
    The best political speaker in the land can no longer fill cold, draughty village halls.

    Who IS the best speaker?

    Aneurin Bevan.

    If anybody can pack ‘em in, he’s the man.

    But look what happened at the Welsh orator’s latest meeting in his own constituency, Ebbw Vale.

    [Continues, but torn] . . ONE seat in THREE
    …. Roughly 300 out of 850. . . .
    [rest missing]


  21. 96
    Drop the S and what do you get? says:


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  23. 115

    Vote UKIP :-D


  24. 118
    Start spreadin the news. It's up to you, Newark, Newark says:

    I hope the Tory voters of Newark vote UKIP next week. A fair number of Labour voters are set to switch too. Combined, this should hopefully deliver an earthquake. And also because I’ve placed a bet on UKIP winning.


    • 139
      The Camservative Party says:

      We have posted an activist on every doorstep to harangue the residents to vote for our fith column.


  25. 126
    Rolf Harris says:

    Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport


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    Uncle Sam says:

    UK…the fertile breeding ground for the worst ter’rists in the West. How did you do it?


  28. 147
    Strange Likeness says:

    Is Catherine Ashton a reincarnation of Queen Isabella of Spain?:


  29. 149
    Alex Salmond says:

    98% marginal taxation is an outrage! It lets evil ‘toffs’ off paying what they owe.


  30. 155
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Christine Lagarde is talking to Henry Kissenger at the Build-A-bear conference.

    “Henri, can you see that man outside in the rain? Ze one hunched in his suit and tapping on ze French windows? ”

    “That dodgy looking fat man? The blinky one? ”

    “yes..he’s been wandering outside since yesterday.He was yelling “He’s got Balls” or something…Do you think we should call security?”

    “I don’t think so..he looks pretty harmless and a bit of a simpleton.. Just get one of the waiters to shut the curtains..”


  31. 160
    Roger Helmer says:

    The technical term for “butt crack” is “intergluteal cleft.”


  32. 162
    Nick Clegg says:

    Just a reminder that Nigel Farrage, posing as salt of-he earth man of the people, was privately educated at the v posh Dulwich College.


    • 174
      Arsonist Watch says:

      Nick, tell me, what was it that inspired Leon Brittan to give you that cushy job in his office?


    • 186
      Do me another says:

      Now where was Ed educated or for that matter stTone, or Chukka Butty, oh yes Chukky went to St Duntsons, we all went to different schools, why? is Dulwich College a nice place, hypocritical two faced tosspot was the school I went to, didn’t you go to that place as well.


  33. 163

    Every little helps with the click traffic for this blog:

    Vote UKIP :-)


  34. 167
    White rabbit says:

    I thought maybe a small step forward in local and European elections but I’ve changed my mind, It’s a fucking gigantic stride.
    To see clueless mainstream bunch trying to find new lying vocabulary ready to deceive Brits has produced best telly and radio of the year.


  35. 179
    D. Voidov-Humour says:

    Interesting points made earlier about muzzy take-over, infiltration in schools etc etc.

    I would merely point out that the English have been here before and so have an excellent precedent to follow.

    In the late 1530s, King Henry VIII “dissolved” all the monasteries by simply chucking their inhabitants on to the street and started the Church of ENGLAND (rather than ROME) in its place. Many of the buildings were torn down and a few remains/ruins can still be seen dotted about the country today 500 years later.

    So already having an idea of the way forward perhaps a few gentle history lessons might not come amiss for the muzzy community.

    I suggest we start with at Finsbury Park, then move on to the East London and then head north to anywhere you fancy north of the M25.


    • 227
      táxpáyér says:

      Don’t give mad Charlie any silly ideas.


    • 237
      White rabbit says:

      You could be right. The democratic process plus a possible violent uprising by the indigenous population in bloody frustration at subversion of the political process by sub-culture of inbred Crypto-communist internationalists….pause…draw breath…. could just be what the doctor ordered.


      • 282
        oh no, you mustn't say that! says:

        All things have their time.

        Raindrops aren’t enough to flood the land – you need a tsunami for that.

        Don’t pray for rain; pray for an earthquake.


  36. 180
    D. Voidov-Humour says:

    Aye up. just after 10 o’clock on this end of the week day and already the numbering on here is fucktulated. Happens every weekend.


  37. 182
    Roger Helmer says:

    I’ll tell you what I don’t miss – bendy buses.


    • 223
      Stirling Moss says:

      Me neither. I always drive straight at them with 100% accuracy 100% of the time.


  38. 189
    Owen Jones says:

    I’d love to live near Romanians even though the commit 92% of London ATM crime. I’d leave my door open, so they could steal my valuables.


  39. 196
    Hal Lal says:

    Tower Hamlets – no dogs, no short skirts, no pubs and the cross on ballot papers is to be replaced by a crescent. This is a m*slim country now.


    • 243
      A passing piss artist... says:

      What’s needed is a massive booze up flash party with plenty of big lads and lasses… Go and really mix up the cultures in Tower Hamlets…


      • 257
        'Woman gives birth in chains' in Muzzyland . . . . a cackle of LieBore Clitorati says:

        Oh how culturally enriching! – more champers darrhhhlings?

        These nibbles are superb – did they come from Fortman’s?


  40. 206
    UKIP Hacking at the roots with the truth says:


    DAILY MIRROR, Tuesday, December 10, 1957
    PAGE 3

    BBC? It’s asinine, *

    Says Muggeridge


    The B.B.C. was under attack last night from Mr. Malcolm Muggeridge.

    He said that whenever a man with independent views came along, the B.B.C. was there to shut him up.

    Continues . .


  41. 207
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:


    • 249
      Nick Clegg says:

      Cable see’s himself as a nuclear device with the power to destroy the coalition government.
      Everyone else see’s a daft old man letting out slow farts which he denies any knowledge of doing
      less of a bang more a Parp.


      • 253
        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        i happened upon the front page of the Indy from Friday 13th September 2013

        and noted that Oakeshott was quoted by Andrew Grice from parliaments The House magazine – (this was back in September 2013 remember)
        “Clegg is ‘as bad as Michael Foot’ says Lib Dem peer” …

        Oake went on to say lots more about Clegg too.


  42. 213

    UKIP meet Geopolitics : Vote UKIP :-D


  43. 222
    There, now I feel better says:

    I would just like to say that imho Sir Jeremy Heywood is a total cnut of the first order. Another one to lie and rot in hell.


  44. 224
    Anonymous says:



  45. 229
    Concerned of Newark says:

    If I were to give my 2 year old son a copy of the Guardian and a military dose of LSD, Owen Jones would be the result.


  46. 231
  47. 233
    the braintree ripper says:

    Wouldnt it be funny to get some photos of muzzie extremists and post them on gaydar?
    the phone number of the local mosque would also be funny

    of course that would be criminal so i dont recommend it
    i have an odd sense of humour


    • 256
      Mr Tolerant says:

      How do you know their pictures aren’t on Gaydar already?

      I bet that’s what they’re into, though. Those long cold nights in the Tora Bora mountains can get mighty lonesome for a young man, and goats can only provide a certain degree of satisfaction. When a young virile jihadi stuck in the árse-end of nowhere wants some fun, it’s bumsex or nothing.

      “Hey, Abdul! Is that a stick of dynamite in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?”

      “Dynamite, obviously, because like all jihadis my manhood is only 1.5 inches long when fully erect. Now shut up and rim me!”


  48. 234
    non taxable pikey says:

    Juncker might just be back in the running.


  49. 236
    A normal person says:

    Who remembers Tory Bear?


    • 281
      Bill Badger's brother Dick says:

      He’s working on his fifth column for Rupert even as we speak.


  50. 238
    Lard Everard - Giant Cockroach says:


  51. 239
    Tony Smooth says:

    You know … I was the one who insisted on making the freedom of information act law. Really! It was my idea to exempt governments from hiding behind national security to avoid embarrassing revelations.

    Ironic isn’t it?
    Or it would be if I was forced to reveal my war promises..which I won’t be. But it was close.


    • 258
      Do me another says:

      Tick tock, tick tock, hope you have a holdall with some clothing changes, the people will get you over to Holland, tick tock, tick tock.


  52. 245
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:


  53. 250

    Owen Jones says: Vote UKIP :-D


    • 255
      Fishy says:

      It’ll make a change from trying to escape the c-unt, Owen Jones.

      Every time I turn my TV on, the Little Trot is there…every time I turn the radio on the c-unt’s there again. Switch from Radio 4 to Five Live who’s there? The Venezuela apologist Jones, rabitting on about something or other with his made up facts, not letting anyone else get a word in edgeways.


  54. 252
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:


    • 272
      the braintree ripper says:

      that photo looks like he has been caught smuggling child porn into the meeting
      this is of course ridiculous as the bilderbergers always bring their own supply of catamites


  55. 289
    Where are Tony Blair's expenses says:

    3 55 on Saturday afternoon and watching Dambusters and the dog’s name has been mentioned 3 times in 5 minutes, where are the thought police when you need them.

    Just as a point of interest for all the young people out there Guy Gibson was just in his mid twenties when he lead the raid – do we think we still have young people of that ability today. My own view is that as a nation we have them but we don’t have the environment to let them develop other than in the military.


  56. 292
    The Bog Standard Labour Party says:

    Bad week for Labour!


  57. 293
    Labour Voting Doug Shite says:

    The electioneering campaign for Labour is shite!


  58. 294
    Labour Voting Thicko says:

    Vote Labour!


  59. 298
    Morme1985 says:

    my neighbor’s step-aunt makes $61 /hour on the computer . She has been fired for 9 months but last month her paycheck was $16411 just working on the computer for a few hours. Check This Out

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You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

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