May 31st, 2014

Saturday Seven Up

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You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…

298 Comments

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    Why can’t we type Satυrday?

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    Silent Bob says:
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    Lord Rennard says:

    Look, I said sorry, ok? Now let me back in the party so I can touch up more ladies.

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    Mitch says:

    See how we beat the mighty Peru! World Cup here we come..

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    Owen Jones says:

    I have no comment to make on the stoning to death of a pregnant woman in P*kistan.

    I have no comment to make on the christian woman being put on death row in Sudan.

    I have no comment to make on the sign put up in a park in London saying “Don’t walk your dogs here. This is a muslim area”.

    But I do have plenty to say about the bedroom tax and UKIP. That’s far more important. And don’t anyone call me a spineless, hypocritical c-unt.

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    Owen Jones says:

    And there’s more

    It is unlikely that I will criticise a backward Indian culture for gang-raping and hanging two teenage girls, because they’re non-White.

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    what is wrong with the Twats? says:

    Why on Earth do our three main political parties want us to be governed by Brussels?

  8. 8
    Owen Jones says:

    Hat-Trick

    Soon you won’t be able to escape Ukip. Open your cutlery drawer, Ukip. In your bathroom cabinet. Under your bed. Ukip in your cereal

  9. 9
    Turd says:

    Turd

  10. 10
    Abdul says:

    Hello. I have special delivery here. 45,000 posting votes for the Labours New Arks. Sign here please. Thanks you. Allah crapbar.

  11. 11
    Gordon says:

    Why is T(u)rd verboten?

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    Do they govern on a Satυrday, then?

  13. 13
    The Prime Mincer says:

    Foreign aid and bum fun remain the priorities.

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    Because its part of Satυrday, which is a rude word.

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    Because its part of Satυrday – which is a rude word.

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    Owen Jones says:

    I also have no comment to make about the abduction of hundreds of schoolgirls in Nigeria to be sold into sex slavery.

    And I definitely have no comment to make about the organised grooming, r*pe and torture of english girls by muslims.

    And I’ll never have any comment to make about the public hangings of gay people in Iran.

    But I will comment all day on the cost of living crisis and the home entertainment poverty so many families are experiencing who have to endure watching DVDs on standard 42″ TVs instead of Blu Rays on HD 52″ 3D smart TVs. An absolute disgrace.

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    Bedroom tax? I suppose it is a tax on those poor saps who work for a living in order to subsidise those who can’t be arsed and who demand spare bedrooms in case they get mates round.

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    The only way is Primrose Hill says:

    The chattering classes are proud that the government taxes the poor and uses the money to pay interest on borrowed money which is then given to Africa to support the vital work of the African Spice Girls pop group.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Possibly because the three parties are craven to the dirty mac brigade of corrupt old men in the HoL – like Rennard and his ‘powerful friends’.

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    The Xstan way says:

    Odd that because every Muslim country I have been to has stray dogs roaming the streets and rabies is a big problem.

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    Handycock whipping it out says:

    I am not saying sorry. I am innocent and will vigorously defend my reputation in the High Court; oh sorry, I am currently trying to fix up a bent Brother Psychiatrist to say that I am not fit to appear in Court. Boaz.

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    An interesting aspect to his being suspended from the LibDem party is that he appears only to have friends within it. Lord Carlisle for example.

    Effectively he has been cut off from his social life. It is that, to him, insufferable misery which appears to have resulted in his late and totally inadequate apology.

    So puffed up is he with his sense of self-regard that he was actually going to take legal action against the party which should, by normal considerations, have counted him out for ever. LibDems don’t do normal considerations though…

    For a supposed political schemer extraordinaire, he is remarkably poorly versed in the art of strategy. He might consider reading some Sun Tzu.

  23. 23
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    Morning you lucky people….

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    Ford_Prefect says:

    Looks as if Van Damn Junker…… well Jean Claude Juncker actually is again being propelled for Commission President, after he gets full backing from the woman with a bottom allegedly made of a buttery substitute.
    That bodes well, actually for the Euroskeptic movement, because it depicts the non-listening, arrogant, “business as usual” approach coming out of the the Western Europe Controller’s office.

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    Banned says:

    Why are no “moderate” muslims in the UK or Europe outraged about Sudan about to execute a christian mother? Why are they not on TV or in the streets holding placards to say how morally repugnant they find it?

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    They cannot be proud of the fact that this cannot be done on a Satυrday, surely?

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    Guy News Room says:

    ‘I get almost no coverage,’ Owen Jones complains. Plenty today, Owen………

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    Socialism is theft says:

    Just as socialists always eventually run out of other people’s money so immigration problem deniers always eventually run out of other people’s land. In fact that is what is happening now.

    For where are we to build all those extra thousands of homes to accommodate them all?

    Where are we going to build all those extra schools, hospitals, power stations, reservoirs,sewage works, etc?

    Where are we going to build the extra roads and railways? Already we can see that HS2 has become so prohibitive a cost because of the price of land.

    Immigration problem deniers are not loonies or fruitcakes. They are just people of low intelligence who do not think things through.

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    Owen Jones says:

    Nick Clegg is “one of the most upright, decent and hard-working” politicians in UK

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    Why did you misunderstand jgm2’s remark in your post, to which I responded here?

    http://tinyurl.com/mshjzrf

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    Silent Bob says:
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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    it could be a rumour but – the msm tend not to inform the British public

    On the 1st November 2014 the right of Parliament to legislate over us in 43 areas, the important ones, will be removed and be made subject to approval. They call it QMV, Qualified Majority Voting.

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    Owen"Macho Man" Jones says:

    Twickenham Rugby – Saturday 31 May and Sunday 1 June

    On Saturday 31 May and Sunday 1 June, there are rugby matches at Twickenham stadium. The Aviva Premiership Rugby Final 2014 kicks off at 15:00 on Saturday 31 May and the England XV v Barbarians kicks off at 15:00 on Sunday 1 June.

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    The BBC says:

    Spice Girls is very sexist. Refer to them as the Spice Women.

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    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    Just deleted old Twitter account now have a new one so going to try and get blocked by Owen Jones again,any suggestions to really wind the fucker up?

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    Does this diktat apply on Satυrdays as well?

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    The British public says:

    We’ll be relieved when the half-term holiday’s over and Owen is back at school, away from his computer.

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    Where we're headed says:

    The gradual muslim takeover of the UK is already in evidence. We have the barbarically slaughtered halal meat entering mainstream circulation in supermarkets and secular schools. More and more chains like Subway and KFC are becoming halal only outlets. Burkas everywhere. Muslim infiltration of secular schools in the north. Muslim patrols in London terrorising drinkers, gays and women. And now a sign put up in a park saying not to walk your dogs because it’s a muslim area.

    Unless something is done, it’s only going to get worse. It’s only a matter of time before this happens…

    Cinemas in “muslim areas” not showing films containing sex, violence and people having fun, drinking etc. Want to watch Wolf of Wall Street or Bad Neighbours? “Sorry, we’re not showing that here as this cinema is in a muslim area”.

    Libraries in “muslim areas” removing any books which might offend muslims.

    Branches of supermarket chains in “muslim areas” removing all alcohol and pork products from sale.

    Pubs and nightclubs in “muslim areas” being forced to close down through campaigns of violence, threats and intimidation.

    I know bedwetting leftie c-unts would say this is a ridiculous exaggeration but the retarded apologist arseholes would’ve said exactly the same about the halal meat, park sign, patrols and infiltration of schools. This is how it happens. Slowly and incrementally, each and every violation of our way of life is excused by the left and the MSM and legitimate concerns are dismissed as “islamaphobic”. The left are morally repugnant. They are complicit in this. Every english girl groomed and r*ped, every muslim patrol, every animal barbarically slaughtered, every school infiltrated, the left have helped cause. Unless something is done very soon, this country and London especially will become one massive muslim ghetto in which the British will no longer be able to feel safe and live their lives freely.

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    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    Because they are c unts.

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    Fact says:

    Don’t forget the pregnant woman stoned to death in Lahore.

    Meanwhile Dave keeps on running an enormous Deficit, some of which the fucking idiot keeps on sending out to these medieval mozzie shit holes.

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    Michael Gove, cunt extraordinaire, says:

    Because they are good Muslims, and we should celebrate the diversity.

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    David Cameron says:

    I know how to spend your money better than you do.

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    Fishy says:

    Odd that the BBC has not reported the striking off of a doctor from Birmingham (Ali Mao-Aweys), yesterday, who had agreed to chop off the clitoris of little girls.

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    concrete pump says:

    What exactly is the ‘fair share’ of someone’s income that he’s earned that he should be able to keep?

    See if he can answer that in 140 fucking characters.

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    Where we're headed says:

    And just to get this out of my system:

    The left in the UK are a truly despicable and morally repugnant bunch of hypocritical fucking c-unts who also remain deathly silent on the atrocities committed in Nigeria, P*kistan, Sudan and India recently. The left have gone from being merely stupid and annoying to being complicit in these atrocities. Owen Jones, Laurie Penny, The Guardian, the BBC, John Pilger, the SWP, UAF, Hope Not Hate, Stop The War et al have blood on their hands. Traitors the lot of them.

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    Bog Paper says:

    Who is Owen Jones?

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    UKIP Hacking at the roots with the truth says:

    The rancid old bag williams thinks there are worse offenders as far as sex pests go, so she’s ok with him being back in the party.

    Amd people vote for these scumbags.

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    M­a­­q­b­o­­ul says:

    You could open a Tony Benn account and ask to be his friend. He’d bite your arm off.

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    Fact says:

    All down to the multiculturalism so beloved of the LibLabConning elite led by Dave, Militwit and Nickelarse.

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    Moshe says:

    Them pesky J­ews again, huh?

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    Vote LibLabCon, get Sharia. says:

    I object to your use of the word ‘gradual’ in the first paragraph. ‘Accelerating’ would be more accurate.

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK SON OF COD AND CODFATHER OF SOLE says:

    Nice to see that the BBC received 1,900 complaints about Nick Robinsons election night coverage
    They all claimed he was showing bias towards UKIP and not giving fair coverage to the other parties
    Well as i remember it , the other parties sat there with faces like “Smacked Arses”and didn’t really have a lot to contribute to the massacre that was unfolding

    In his defense i would say that Robinson was very over excited of the emerging story,
    but hey the man is a political commentator and the emergence of a new force in British politics would excite him , wouldn’t it ?

    By the way 73% of the complainants were Labour supporters

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    Oh_Gawd_not_the I says:

    The answer is Village Greens if the Supreme Court ruling over the Whitby Green case is anything to go by (viz the Lefty “I” o r better know as barbecue lighters). If villagers do not have their green registered already as a Public Space it will not be long before the green is covered with ugly houses.
    Typical of this two-faced government that audaciously said:
    “we need our green spaces and we need our children to get out and play.”

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    Mass Cult says:

    There was a very interesting report on Radio 4 (yes, the BBC is often a better supplier of info on these things than the Murdoch gang) which revealed that contrary to the general impression being put about in the MSM the vast majority of Muslim families are SUPPORTIVE of the people behind the alleged Islamisation of schools in the Birmingham area. In fact I think they had strong backing.

    So, yes, we have Islamisation of the state school sector.

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    Vote LibLabCon, get Sharia. says:

    Laurie Penny, now there’s a name from the past. Has she died or just learned to shut the fuck up?

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    Of course, Williams never agreed with standards. That is how education got in such a mess.

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    Step forward Ed Miliband says:

    And 100% of those 73% were the same person

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK SON OF COD AND CODFATHER OF SOLE says:

    Not forgetting the removal of bibles from hospital bedside cabinets and the removal of Gossard underwear advertising posters in muslim areas of Bury
    and the boarding over of the cross on Croydon crematurium (because it offended them)
    and of course Oldham councils decision to remove all the flags of St George on St Georges day

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    Michael Gove says:

    Excellent! As everyone knows, multiculturalism is wonderful.

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    Fact says:

    Its more DEBT that you are piling up. £1.3 TRILLION AND RISING FAST. You are spending money we haven’t got to salve your own LibLabConner multicultural conscience, you traitorous t(u)rd.

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    Not enough pejorative epithets to go around says:

    I never really understood why Britain used to need an Empire. But now I see it was to keep these dirty murdering scumbag bastards under control.

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    The complaints were probably the same ‘postal voters’

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    non taxable pikey says:

    I can bench press one and a half times my body weight, does that mean I could be one of Foxy’s friends too?

  65. 65

    I trust you are well, Sir, if not a little enraged.

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    Anonymous says:

    After you with the bucket.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    You missed out that music and dancing are haram. Already being taught in Islamic Free Schools in Leicester. Probably elsewhere also.

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    duty pedant says:

    defence

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    Is Britain's Obama now making labour Policy? says:

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    Banned says:

    You mean 73% of the complainants were traitors and fifth columnists.

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK SON OF COD AND CODFATHER OF SOLE says:

    Not too bad sir
    just pissed of with being second class in my own counrty lol

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    TisWas says:

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    Ask Owen says:

    Is it moral for a celeb socialist to earn above average wage and to live in an above average value house?

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    Moshe says:

    I don’t think he understands very much of anything outside of the little planet he is living on alone.

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    Dung says:

    I can’t believe it’s not buttocks.

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    Old Father Time says:

    Looks like it is going to be a great bonfire night this year round that way!

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    In a nutshell says:

    Muslims:always offended,never ashamed

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK SON OF COD AND CODFATHER OF SOLE says:

    Another good story breaking this morning is the Gov’s decision to ban the legal drug “Khat”
    Somali , Yemeni and other African countries chew this shit to get a legal high
    the growers in Kenya have declaired “all out war ” on the British government
    if they dont declassify it
    one said “you have a military base near our border and if you dont allow us to sell khat in Britain , we will ask them to leave , if they dont leave we will arm ourselves and remove them by force”

    That should be really interesting

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    Oh Great says:

    Another liberal backstop to compliment the supreme court and Brussels.
    Britain is stuck with Blairism forever.

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    Old Father Time says:

    I will merely add, as a rabid loony UKIP-ite that I’ll never get a betta bitta buttock on my specially sharpened pitchfork!

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    Old Father Time says:

    Nearly right. Should be Muslims always offend. Full stop.

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    Shop Now says:

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    Old Father Time says:

    Not necessarily, Britain just needs a leader with some balls who will tell the whole lot of them to just fuck off. We’ll be able manage quite nicely on our own dealing with the rest of the world.

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    Concerned of Saffron Walden says:

    You’re quiet today Silent Bob.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    With posting comments on here one has to put up with the ‘smear mobs and trolls’ who invariably come as part of the package.

    i shall keep posting comments – and i shall keep reminding readers of Article 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights (1948)

    “Freedom of Expression”.

    SC – if you but more importantly ‘others think’ that the world of the legal fraternity is honest moral and fit for the 21st Century – well – look at how they have infested governments with their jargon and rhetoric.

    Lawyers lie – it’s what they get paid for – but note very rarely does a legal stand up in court and give testimony under oath and the penalty of perjury … some pewople know why – others are just to thick to work it out.

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    Silent Bob says:
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    Bert says:

    Outrageous. It’s just this sort of prejudice and dogmatism that’s causing all the trouble.

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    Marge says:

    Seven out of ten people can’t tell Stork from buttocks.

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    Bert says:

    Look here, you bigot, any more of this and I’ll report you to the Thought Police.

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    UKIP Hacking at the roots with the truth says:

    DAILY MIRROR Teusday, December 10, 1957

    Page 2.

    TV – AND POLITICS

    Today the Mirror rides a favourite hobby-horse:-

    Keeping up with the 20th century.
    Getting a move on.

    For years the Mirror has been telling the politicians that the hustings have had it. TELEVISION HAS TAKEN OVER.
    The best political speaker in the land can no longer fill cold, draughty village halls.

    Who IS the best speaker?

    Aneurin Bevan.

    If anybody can pack ‘em in, he’s the man.

    But look what happened at the Welsh orator’s latest meeting in his own constituency, Ebbw Vale.

    [Continues, but torn] . . ONE seat in THREE
    …. Roughly 300 out of 850. . . .
    [rest missing]

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Are you danny the fink with an obsessive compulsive disorder?

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    jgm2 says:

    It’s Fluoride, the heavy metal. It’s ‘glad-handed’ his brain.

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    @EeyYepBW

    Am I the only one here who sees an inability to engage issues from you?

    Why do you always respond to any direct question with the answer to a completely different banana?

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    Not one of your 5% and dwindling supporters says:

    Is …sorry…the hardest word or just the association with …hard..that causes you pervies to use it. Getting car lisle to do your stuff is a double hit, we are not impressed.

    Now get back to your nanny and do something naughty. You never know, there may be punishment in store.

    Verminous H o L needs an extensive clean out.

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    UKIP Hacking at the roots with the truth says:

    Daily Mirror Monday, January 18, 1988
    Page 2, second column.

    KINNOCK’S ROADSHOW
    Labour leader Neil Kinnock is sending his top politicians Nationwide to meet the people.

    In a campaign called Labour Listens, he wants the electorate to tell him how his party can best serve them in the next decade.

    Mr Kinnock says in a glossy booklet to go out all over the country: “For the first time a political party is saying tell us what you think”.

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    Drop the S and what do you get? says:

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    Tra la what a nice day says:

    The lady created bad PR for Liebour, that’s unforgivable to slimy b’tards who like to to keep what they do secret, they couldn’t whitewash her away so they think attacking people is a better defence, that’s why “racist” was used to stop people talking about uncontrolled immigration, nasty is a too nice of a word to used about Liebour, I also like the way they have moved the beeen p to the far right, Alsopp did it last night, saying they were far right, you would expect accuracy from him, but he’s proved he’s part of the problem now .

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    SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS says:

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    An economist says:

    All of it.

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    Never mind says:

    The gay and feminist lobby should realise that their lefty pals will drop them like hot potatoes come the great reckoning.
    They already have in places like Tower Hamlets and Rotherham etc where Labour chase those votes cast by the un PC Islamics like a dog chases a bone.
    I’m a straight bloke and will adapt pretty quick like my forefathers did when the last foreign religion(Christianity) took over in this country.
    Minority groups on the other hand may have to wait another 1000 years before they get to come out the closet again.

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    Ralph Marxisband says:

    Only if he is leader of the Labour Party

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    Dan Hodges the man with a plan says:

    Just go and groom yourself for the Labour leader job Chuka leave the thinking to someone me.

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    Not one of your soft left says:

    Not unexpected when previously we were told that the majority in these ghettoes also supported the violent extremists in this country who would murder us all.

    It is getting worse by the day and enough is enough.

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    Tra la what a nice day says:

    So he must have a few minutes spare from preening himself for his next photograph, Liebour can address anything they want, people have stopped listening to drivel.

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    Stella Creasy says:

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    Fat black bitch says:

    They iz WAYCIST!

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    Not a Lib Dem Lord says:

    Why can’t we have another poll today? Just asking.

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    I am going over the Alps again now, back to my Adriatic nudie camp.

    Two sombreros at the ready, lol.

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    Where we're headed says:

    No, she’s still about spouting drivel, most recently getting into trouble by prejudicing a trial by saying the Oxford Union president who’s been accused of r*pe is guilty before he’s even had a chance to stand trial. She’s not too bright that Laurie.

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    Not one of your soft left says:

    And Jones? Are there rectal difficulties?

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    The EU says:

    Shall we put it to a vote?

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    Not one of your soft left says:

    Bring it on Chukks. Remember Clegg tried before? Who?

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    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Embrace and celebrate the change says:

    They love their Khat they do.
    It will be like Bla*k hawk down except in London with a met police helicopter crew having to be rescued.

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    albacore says:

    The LibLabCons have got no call to worry
    They won’t run out of voters in a hurry
    Even the folks who ain’t too hot on curry
    When all Parliament’s pushing now is slurry

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-27643702

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    Start spreadin the news. It's up to you, Newark, Newark says:

    I hope the Tory voters of Newark vote UKIP next week. A fair number of Labour voters are set to switch too. Combined, this should hopefully deliver an earthquake. And also because I’ve placed a bet on UKIP winning.

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    Not one of your soft left says:

    At best, haig will …condemn…and then shut the place down, clear off and pay the shitty governments here even more of our debt money.

    Oh, and the khat will be found to be a wonder health product.

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    The Privileged One says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Shut it Bob.

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    Sports Fan says:

    So, how far did he throw her?

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    Not one of your soft left says:

    Didn’t know there was mock Tudor buildings in Nigeria

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    Embrace and celebrate the change says:

    El Presidente General Junckersbomberhousen

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    JH2382198E409283 says:

    Love, all they really want to do is take you outside and stone you. It doesn’t matter how useful you are being ‘on their side’.

    Look at you, with your blonde hair on display. Disgraceful.

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    Rolf Harris says:

    Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport

  127. 127
    Adolph says:

    Is that someone casting a vote, or is he just pleased to be a Euro-fascist?

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    Not one of your soft left says:

    Misspelt paid. Rhymes with spade of course, still no marks deducted, full pass.

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    That's What I think says:

    Labour are shit

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    Scrabble says:

    Qat

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    Uncle Sam says:

    UK…the fertile breeding ground for the worst ter’rists in the West. How did you do it?

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    Chuka Thinks says:

    Back in my home village she would be old enough to be my third wife

  134. 134
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Anyone who wants to be EU president put your hand up now

  135. 135
    Religious Surgery on Todgers Should be Banned says:

    When was the last time someone was prosecuted for male genital mutilation?

  136. 136
    Baldy Watch says:

    She’s almost bald enough to be your sister

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    The People have spoken....the bastards !!" says:

    She said that she was voting UKIP in future ?

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    The IRA says:

    For a long time, with your money.

  139. 139
    The Camservative Party says:

    We have posted an activist on every doorstep to harangue the residents to vote for our fith column.

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    Herman von Rentboy says:

    Being governed by Brussels means that there can be no such thing as a completely different banana since all bananas must be identical in size, weight and appearance.

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    rick says:

    That’s it, in a nutshell.

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    JH2382198E409283 says:

    Misprint, surely?

    “Not for the first time a political party is telling you what to think”.

    Corrected.

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    Obama lite is the New Ed Milimong says:

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    rick says:

    We have one – Nigel Farage. If he isn’t the next PM, then Britain, deserves all it will surely get.

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    Sun Tzu says:

    Rennard can go go stick it up his junta.

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    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    There are no moderate Muslims ,some are just more patient than others.

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    Moshe says:

    Only one other individual understands his incoherent ravings and his name is Harvey.

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    Strange Likeness says:

    Is Catherine Ashton a reincarnation of Queen Isabella of Spain?:

    http://www.catholicherald.co.uk/features/2014/05/08/was-isabella-the-catholic-really-a-saint/

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    Alex Salmond says:

    98% marginal taxation is an outrage! It lets evil ‘toffs’ off paying what they owe.

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    ~ says:

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    Moshe says:

    Bet she voted UKIP. Well done Labour.

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    tinnopio says:

    aw one does.

  153. 153
    rick says:

    And yet (up to now) the great British public have refused to vote for any party that would put an end to all this nonsense. They have (up to now) queued up to condemn anyone as racist who brought it to their attention.

  154. 154
    ulinguini says:

    i did.

  155. 155
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Christine Lagarde is talking to Henry Kissenger at the Build-A-bear conference.

    “Henri, can you see that man outside in the rain? Ze one hunched in his suit and tapping on ze French windows? ”

    “That dodgy looking fat man? The blinky one? ”

    “yes..he’s been wandering outside since yesterday.He was yelling “He’s got Balls” or something…Do you think we should call security?”

    “I don’t think so..he looks pretty harmless and a bit of a simpleton.. Just get one of the waiters to shut the curtains..”

  156. 156
    IXIX is twixi says:

    towhen. i. twit.

  157. 157
    as ! says:

    not in !

  158. 158
    D. Voidov-Humour says:

    The dog that crapped on that plane yesterday was reported to be a shitzu..

  159. 159
    XwimbledonX says:

    turkish deluc. is telln.

  160. 160
    Roger Helmer says:

    The technical term for “butt crack” is “intergluteal cleft.”

  161. 161
    repla says:

    va devaaa. ela.

  162. 162
    Nick Clegg says:

    Just a reminder that Nigel Farrage, posing as salt of-he earth man of the people, was privately educated at the v posh Dulwich College.

  163. 163

    Every little helps with the click traffic for this blog:

    Vote UKIP :-)

  164. 164
    Rufus Stone says:

    Millibland has Balls, but we don’t want him as a British leader.

  165. 165
    in palermo says:

    paleo

  166. 166
    curryme says:

    UK hadkin rennie please.

  167. 167
    White rabbit says:

    I thought maybe a small step forward in local and European elections but I’ve changed my mind, It’s a fucking gigantic stride.
    To see clueless mainstream bunch trying to find new lying vocabulary ready to deceive Brits has produced best telly and radio of the year.

  168. 168
    Some women like being abused says:

    Why does the stupid cow keep voting for them? If she had any sense she would vote UKIP.

  169. 169
    Mr Logic says:

    The language of ‘force’ is what reveals most about this nasty man and his EU henchmen.

    Opponents of the EU have the right to self defence.

  170. 170
    don't forget says:

    Or a union leader.

  171. 171
    enuch says:

    female pouch.

  172. 172
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    Ask Owen is todays winner. And once again I am blocked.

  173. 173
    Does my bum look big in this? says:

  174. 174
    Arsonist Watch says:

    Nick, tell me, what was it that inspired Leon Brittan to give you that cushy job in his office?

  175. 175
    kohinoor Ka KarreT. will the bald man rule. Hunas says:

    my strip by the garham?

  176. 176
    helpful suggestion says:

    It’s paid,not payed.

  177. 177
    PLANT available for HIRE. afetr HOMEHO STRIPPY says:

    akokteLL

  178. 178
    The British public says:

    We don’t care where Farage was educated.
    We still want out of the EU.

  179. 179
    D. Voidov-Humour says:

    Interesting points made earlier about muzzy take-over, infiltration in schools etc etc.

    I would merely point out that the English have been here before and so have an excellent precedent to follow.

    In the late 1530s, King Henry VIII “dissolved” all the monasteries by simply chucking their inhabitants on to the street and started the Church of ENGLAND (rather than ROME) in its place. Many of the buildings were torn down and a few remains/ruins can still be seen dotted about the country today 500 years later.

    So already having an idea of the way forward perhaps a few gentle history lessons might not come amiss for the muzzy community.

    I suggest we start with at Finsbury Park, then move on to the East London and then head north to anywhere you fancy north of the M25.

  180. 180
    D. Voidov-Humour says:

    Aye up. just after 10 o’clock on this end of the week day and already the numbering on here is fucktulated. Happens every weekend.

  181. 181
    Bill Quango MP says:

    + 65,000,000 population

  182. 182
    Roger Helmer says:

    I’ll tell you what I don’t miss – bendy buses.

  183. 183
    akRuENT R ___________ >press BUPi says:

    rOMATOVCOC.
    the juDOG has rabies. pray for the rabies.

  184. 184
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Please keep the smearing up guys. As SC will endorse ‘Voltaire’.

  185. 185
    the 6' invisible wabbit says:

    You wanna bet?

  186. 186
    Do me another says:

    Now where was Ed educated or for that matter stTone, or Chukka Butty, oh yes Chukky went to St Duntsons, we all went to different schools, why? is Dulwich College a nice place, hypocritical two faced tosspot was the school I went to, didn’t you go to that place as well.

  187. 187
    Jasmin Bucket says:

    I could have cried when I found out it was only Friday and I had to go to skool.

    I want all skools dead.

  188. 188
    Diana Abbott says:

    Just time for a quick snack before I head out for lunch.

  189. 189
    Owen Jones says:

    I’d love to live near Romanians even though the commit 92% of London ATM crime. I’d leave my door open, so they could steal my valuables.

  190. 190
    susan is suman. Dorritos TENNBENN says:

    sue zanne
    sun?
    sumMA or SUMR?

  191. 191
    my cunt is up. jeho wah. now witness THIS says:

    man and boy

  192. 192
    70's child says:

    I used to love Swap Shop but hated Seven Up

  193. 193
    Mornington Crescent says:

    I really can’t be bothered to watch the video but… why is one micropohone pointing at her bottom…?

  194. 194
    Does my bum look big in this? says:

    I wonder if her genitals have been mutilated yet?

  195. 195
    saturday is rent boy day says:

    You love your diktats don’t you SC?

  196. 196
    Hal Lal says:

    Tower Hamlets – no dogs, no short skirts, no pubs and the cross on ballot papers is to be replaced by a crescent. This is a m*slim country now.

  197. 197
    2day is rent boy day says:

    suck on my diktat daddy!

  198. 198
    nell says:

    I can’t think of a better election boost for the tories and for ukip than labour letting kinnochio loose on the country to trawl for votes!

  199. 199
    Yes please! says:

    Noticed how the cosmopolitans fuck a country up and then move on?

  200. 200
    White rabbit says:

    + 71,000,000 uncounted but probable population.

  201. 201
    I've been blocked by Owen Jones says:

    You dont need to ‘wind the cun t up ‘. Simply questioning or challenging anything he says or put forward the other side of the argument or point of view and he will block you. He cant handle people disagreeing with him.

  202. 202
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i can’t wait (not) to read what Louise De Mentia has to babble on about in the scum on sunday and how she paints the picture for her paymaster.

  203. 203
    2nd Class Citizen says:

    Sending our money to muzzie places, ….Birminum is one!..The place should be subject to FOI at every level, i.e. Council,health,social Services etc to establish the cost to the public purse…..or the profit for the public purse!

  204. 204
    Spartacus says:

    There is a line missing

    White Racist; White Racist; White Racist; Noble Black Man; White Racist

  205. 205
    Hattie Hatemen says:

    I am a woman of the Pae-ple

  206. 206
    UKIP Hacking at the roots with the truth says:

    Fragment.

    DAILY MIRROR, Tuesday, December 10, 1957
    PAGE 3

    BBC? It’s asinine, *

    Says Muggeridge

    DAILY MIRROR REPORTER

    The B.B.C. was under attack last night from Mr. Malcolm Muggeridge.

    He said that whenever a man with independent views came along, the B.B.C. was there to shut him up.

    Continues . .

  207. 207
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:
  208. 208
    jgm2 says:

    It’s only a ‘smear’ if it’s untrue.

    You really did try and tell us Fluoride (sic) was a heavy metal. You have no credibility until you explain that one away.

  209. 209
    táxpáyér says:

    Something for Saturday?

  210. 210
    táxpáyér says:

    Wonder why that word’s moderated

  211. 211
    Bill Quango MP says:

    . Oh alright…i’ll do it..

    When I found out it was Saturday i literally cried. I want all Saturdays dead.

  212. 212
    Bill Quango MP says:

    I did consider that WR. But decided the 6 million illegals probably wouldn’t want to leave the EU.

    Hand that feeds and all that…

  213. 213

    UKIP meet Geopolitics : Vote UKIP :-D

  214. 214
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK SON OF COD AND CODFATHER OF SOLE says:

    KHAT !

  215. 215
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK SON OF COD AND CODFATHER OF SOLE says:

    Thats all we need , being invaded by Pygmies
    Fuckin immigration will never find them

  216. 216
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK SON OF COD AND CODFATHER OF SOLE says:

    I never knew he liked women

  217. 217
    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    Don’t worry our brace celebrities will save her like they did the girls abducted in that other hole…
    #savemeriam

  218. 218
    táxpáyér says:

    multiculturalism always turns into islamic colonies.

    They wan’t the bennies, they don’t want to mix wiv da infidel

  219. 219
    táxpáyér says:

    All those groups are leftist fronts.

  220. 220
    táxpáyér says:

    immigrant-problems.

  221. 221
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    To jgm2 – i have looked up and down the blog today and at this time have noted that you have made 2 comments – both of which are of no significance to anyone other than yourself … You have an obsession Sir and i shall continue to encourage you to state your damndest – from the bottom of your barrel.

  222. 222
    There, now I feel better says:

    I would just like to say that imho Sir Jeremy Heywood is a total cnut of the first order. Another one to lie and rot in hell.

  223. 223
    Stirling Moss says:

    Me neither. I always drive straight at them with 100% accuracy 100% of the time.

  224. 224
    Anonymous says:

    #Surge.

  225. 225
    táxpáyér says:

    Someone photoshop a small under nostril moustache on please?

  226. 226
    jgm2 says:

    Riiiight. So you’ve looked up and down the blog searching for my comments.

    And, from this you conclude that I’m the one with the ‘obsession’.

    That heavy Fluoride is causing more damage than I thought.

  227. 227
    táxpáyér says:

    Don’t give mad Charlie any silly ideas.

  228. 228
    abdul mohamed mohamed says:

    Comming over here stealing our benefits !

  229. 229
    Concerned of Newark says:

    If I were to give my 2 year old son a copy of the Guardian and a military dose of LSD, Owen Jones would be the result.

  230. 230
    the braintree ripper says:

    they are under the radar

  231. 231
  232. 232
    pookie snackumberger says:

    Go UKIP

  233. 233
    the braintree ripper says:

    Wouldnt it be funny to get some photos of muzzie extremists and post them on gaydar?
    the phone number of the local mosque would also be funny

    of course that would be criminal so i dont recommend it
    i have an odd sense of humour

  234. 234
    non taxable pikey says:

    Juncker might just be back in the running. http://www.breitbart.com/breitbart-london

  235. 235
    A normal person says:

    300 ground troops?

    That’s more than we have in the entire armed forces!

  236. 236
    A normal person says:

    Who remembers Tory Bear?

  237. 237
    White rabbit says:

    You could be right. The democratic process plus a possible violent uprising by the indigenous population in bloody frustration at subversion of the political process by sub-culture of inbred Crypto-communist internationalists….pause…draw breath…. could just be what the doctor ordered.

  238. 238
    Lard Everard - Giant Cockroach says:

  239. 239
    Tony Smooth says:

    You know … I was the one who insisted on making the freedom of information act law. Really! It was my idea to exempt governments from hiding behind national security to avoid embarrassing revelations.

    Ironic isn’t it?
    Or it would be if I was forced to reveal my war promises..which I won’t be. But it was close.

  240. 240
    Joss Taskin says:

    What’s the Zimmer Frame count ?

  241. 241
    The Growler says:

    As far as they are concerned, working 7 days a week is for the little people

  242. 242
    Anon says:

    I was in Bolton yesterday, my God it was like a third world shithole.

  243. 243
    A passing piss artist... says:

    What’s needed is a massive booze up flash party with plenty of big lads and lasses… Go and really mix up the cultures in Tower Hamlets…

  244. 244
    Normal Person says:

    The language of violence merely encourages violence

  245. 245
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

  246. 246
    A neckbeard says:

    BW — no need to “look up and down” a web page. Your browser will have some sort of search function. The more advanced browsers now have an AI search function too. Type this in the box:

    {{loony}}{{tinfoil}}{{obsessive}}{{bedsit}}

    and it’ll display all your posts in one place.

    Hope this helps.

  247. 247
    waNTUN? says:

    hammer sickle buckle.

  248. 248
    Normal Person says:

    Sorrier than now?

  249. 249
    Nick Clegg says:

    Cable see’s himself as a nuclear device with the power to destroy the coalition government.
    Everyone else see’s a daft old man letting out slow farts which he denies any knowledge of doing
    less of a bang more a Parp.

  250. 250

    Owen Jones says: Vote UKIP :-D

  251. 251
    Bob Fleming says:

    Thank you Alex Cunningham – another shed load of votes for UKIP. You really are a cretin, but please keep insulting the indigenous people of these lands – you know, the ones who built it brick by brick and fought wars so that wankers like you could call them bigots..

  252. 252
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

  253. 253
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i happened upon the front page of the Indy from Friday 13th September 2013

    and noted that Oakeshott was quoted by Andrew Grice from parliaments The House magazine – (this was back in September 2013 remember)
    “Clegg is ‘as bad as Michael Foot’ says Lib Dem peer” …

    Oake went on to say lots more about Clegg too.

  254. 254
    jgm2 says:

    CiF in a nutshell.

  255. 255
    Fishy says:

    It’ll make a change from trying to escape the c-unt, Owen Jones.

    Every time I turn my TV on, the Little Trot is there…every time I turn the radio on the c-unt’s there again. Switch from Radio 4 to Five Live who’s there? The Venezuela apologist Jones, rabitting on about something or other with his made up facts, not letting anyone else get a word in edgeways.

  256. 256
    Mr Tolerant says:

    How do you know their pictures aren’t on Gaydar already?

    I bet that’s what they’re into, though. Those long cold nights in the Tora Bora mountains can get mighty lonesome for a young man, and goats can only provide a certain degree of satisfaction. When a young virile jihadi stuck in the árse-end of nowhere wants some fun, it’s bumsex or nothing.

    “Hey, Abdul! Is that a stick of dynamite in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?”

    “Dynamite, obviously, because like all jihadis my manhood is only 1.5 inches long when fully erect. Now shut up and rim me!”

  257. 257
    'Woman gives birth in chains' in Muzzyland . . . . a cackle of LieBore Clitorati says:

    Oh how culturally enriching! – more champers darrhhhlings?

    These nibbles are superb – did they come from Fortman’s?

  258. 258
    Do me another says:

    Tick tock, tick tock, hope you have a holdall with some clothing changes, the people will get you over to Holland, tick tock, tick tock.

  259. 259
    The Pompous Prick posing as PM says:

    I feel terribly confident!

  260. 260
    Mr Tolerant says:

    I’m more pleased than ever that I never watch TV or listen to the radio. In all seriousness, from what I’ve read of Owen Jones I assumed he was still at school.

  261. 261
    r i n k y _ s t i n g p i e c e says:

    they would make excellent UKIP MPs.

  262. 262
    Mr Tolerant says:

    No it doesn’t. Someone once asked me if I wanted my head kicking in and I replied, “no, not really” and he went away.

  263. 263
    Do me another says:

    So we’ve noticed, Iraq, Afghanistan, UAF, Hate not Hope the language of Liebour violence.

  264. 264
    Bumboy 'Dave' says:

    I’ve always known it as very desirable

  265. 265
    Conrad says:

    It’s why we had Apartheid in South Africa. Murder rate under Apartheid 4500 per year. Murder rate after Apartheid 25000 per year.

  266. 266
    r i n k y _ s t i n g p i e c e says:

    he just misread some shit about heavy metal fluoride glass and some Indian acacemic papers about heavy metal pollution from industrialisation… but you tend not to find such papers written outside of industrialising asia…

  267. 267
    r i n k y _ s t i n g p i e c e says:

    There’s very little logic to the modbot on here.

  268. 268
    oh no, you mustn't say that! says:

    yes, the amazing media silence over Cyril Smith, and Hancock, and the long list… where are the journalists asking the LibDems if they have a problem with séxual déviancy and sex offending in general.

  269. 269
    If you only do half the job they'll grow up into rioters says:

  270. 270
    oh no, you mustn't say that! says:

    Yes, it should be called “other people’s money tax” …”spare room subsistence”

    it’s not a bedroom tax; it’s a spare room subsidy

    why should someone force you to pay for them to have sirloin steak, when you just have enough left to afford an economy burger for yourself?

    “the strong supporting the weak”? I think not… the tired supporting the fat.

    Vote Republican!

  271. 271
    oh no, you mustn't say that! says:

    Social Psychology isn’t a fucking science… it’s Marxogenic propaganda smuggled in with academic clothes it doesn’t deserve.

    a wolf in sheep’s clothing

  272. 272
    the braintree ripper says:

    that photo looks like he has been caught smuggling child porn into the meeting
    this is of course ridiculous as the bilderbergers always bring their own supply of catamites

  273. 273
    Mandy says:

    Saturdays are for floating around unflushed, just like me.

  274. 274

    Vote UKIP :-D

  275. 275
    oh no, you mustn't say that! says:

    I’ve heard them say (more than once) that muslims aren’t allowed to criticise other muslims.

    Sounds very much like Communism… you mustn’t criticise the party or individuals within it.

    Bit like this too:
    “The army secretary added that Gen. Prayuth has expressed concern that “aggressive” questions from the media may affect the public’s confidence in his ability to lead the country.”
    h**p://en.khaosod.co.th/detail.php?newsid=1401193338

  276. 276
    oh no, you mustn't say that! says:

    Britain needs a strong leader…

  277. 277
    oh no, you mustn't say that! says:

    What a sycophantic shit… are there no depths to which a marxist juicer won’t sink?

    disgusting, sickening, offensive.

  278. 278
    Your MP says:

    I don’t think it matters if it’s consensual

  279. 279
    oh no, you mustn't say that! says:

    they are all disgusting, sickening, and grossly offensive.

  280. 280
    Gheedough says:

    We publish stories daytime in the week to appeal to Kipper pensioners and unemployed Labour trolls

  281. 281
    Bill Badger's brother Dick says:

    He’s working on his fifth column for Rupert even as we speak.

  282. 282
    oh no, you mustn't say that! says:

    All things have their time.

    Raindrops aren’t enough to flood the land – you need a tsunami for that.

    Don’t pray for rain; pray for an earthquake.

  283. 283
    oh no, you mustn't say that! says:

    I wouldn’t mind one or two of them to play with my valuables.

  284. 284
    oh no, you mustn't say that! says:

    I’ll stamp your passport, love.

  285. 285
    Constituent says:

    If politicians want to speak out, why don’t they put some time in at the HoC for a change?

  286. 286
    oh no, you mustn't say that! says:

    yes, that Labour man stabbing that Asian UKIP activist was a nasty business, wasn’t it?

  287. 287
    jgm2 says:

    Fine. If he’s mis-read them or misunderstood them then just say so. He can’t pretend it didn’t happen though. Otherwise people will think that he really does think Fluoride (sic) is a heavy metal simply because he once misread something on t’internet. And that no matter how many times this is pointed out he is so arrogant or stupid that he cannot conceive that he might actually be wrong and go and have another look.

    OR

    People will think that he knows he fucked up but is too stubborn to admit he made a mistake. But if he won’t admit he’s made a mistake even when it has been pointed out then what about the other ‘mistakes’ aka ‘utter bollocks’ that he’s constantly peddling hereabouts.

    It’s a credibility issue.

    He has none.

  288. 288
    Anonymous says:

    About walking dogs… I don’t know if it’s taboo to talk about certain types of livestock (pigs), but someone — probably a pig farmer — should take some pigs for a walk round whichever London district where that dog-walking notice (assuming it to be genuine) was put up.

  289. 289
    Where are Tony Blair's expenses says:

    3 55 on Saturday afternoon and watching Dambusters and the dog’s name has been mentioned 3 times in 5 minutes, where are the thought police when you need them.

    Just as a point of interest for all the young people out there Guy Gibson was just in his mid twenties when he lead the raid – do we think we still have young people of that ability today. My own view is that as a nation we have them but we don’t have the environment to let them develop other than in the military.

  290. 290
    Diversity is wonderful for other people says:

    Try Bradford.

  291. 291
    Dead yet? says:

    Talking of burgers, how’s that fooking burger Blair doing?

  292. 292
    The Bog Standard Labour Party says:

    Bad week for Labour!

  293. 293
    Labour Voting Doug Shite says:

    The electioneering campaign for Labour is shite!

  294. 294
    Labour Voting Thicko says:

    Vote Labour!

  295. 295
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    Mate of mine{semi pro boxer} got abused walking down the street with his girlfriend in East London while back,some shit about her skirt being too short,anyway, to get to the point, he left two lying on the curb and one ran off.

  296. 296
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    Got his,im just a normal working joe jeans on.Forgot to take off the 5 grand watch though.

  297. 297
    In Despair says:

    True. The useful idiots in NuLabour and the Guardian offices will get theirs along with the rest of the kuffar.

  298. 298
    Morme1985 says:

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