May 31st, 2014

Helmer’s Italian Parliamentary Aide Francesca in Newark

Yesterday Roger Helmer told the Speccie that his glamorous Italian assistant Francesca Salierno was not working on his by-election campaign in Newark, merely supporting him in his Brussels role as an MEP. That said, the lady in the photo below standing a few feet away from Nigel Farage handing out UKIP leaflets in Newark this afternoon does bear a remarkable likeness to her:

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Perhaps Francesca has a twin, or like the Tory SpAds the PM ordered to Newark, she is “on holiday”…


519 Comments

  1. 1
    Vince"The Cheeky Chappie" Cable says:

    Just a thought, without the Banking Crisis, this country would be £1.5tn better off, with no need for cuts or Austerity

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    • 12
      RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

      Without the commitment to giving away billions of £s, we might be able to improve the infrastructure of the UK :)

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      • 24
        Dan Hodges says:

        Without more mass immigration we will all be poorer and less enriched and Putin won’t be scared of us anymore.

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        • 64
          Baboon's arse says:

          Without Dan Hodges, our collective blood pressure would be lower.

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          • UKIP Poster says:

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          • Mad Franky Hollande says:

            How can you vote for an MEP? He’s just been elected to Brussels.

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          • jgm2 says:

            The next day (6th June) is the anniversary of D-Day.

            Maybe Nigel should call 5th June U-Day. Or VE-Day.

            If UKIP do win I expect a full-on ‘We shall fight them on the beaches….’ speech.

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          • JIMMY says:

            UKIP TO GIVE HEADMASTERS THE POWER BACK TO ALLOW PARENTS
            WITH CHILDREN AT SCHOOL THE RIGHT TO TAKE THEM OUT OF SCHOOL FOR A MAXIMUM OF 10 DAYS FOR ANY REASON – INCLUDING A HOLIDAY, WITHOUT THE FEAR OF A HEFTY FINE OR A POTENTIAL CRIMINAL RECORD.

            SO REVERSING IN ONE STROKE THE CURRENT POLICY AND MAKING EVERY PARENT WITH CHILDREN AT SCHOOL VERY HAPPY INDEED.

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          • Malcolm Gladwell says:

            Hey Cameron.

            have you ever heard the phrase “Tipping Point”?

            Well, have ya, punk?

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        • 74
          Tony "war criminal" Bliar says:

          My last true believer!

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        • 115

          Quite right too !,
          I mean without bthe Polish pilots we would have lost the
          Battle of Britain .

          Straight up !– ask Laurence Olivier and Michael Caine !

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          • Tally-ho chaps Bandits at Angels one-Five says:

            I thought it was Kenny More that won the Battle of Britain ?

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          • jgm2 says:

            I’ve read the statistics. The Polish pilots shot down three times as many Germans per pilot as the British and were only 50% as likely to be shot down themselves. So basically each Polish pilot was doing the work of six British pilots. Bit like their plumbers really.

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          • useless pike children to Legoland. Legoland says:

            more useless parents keep children at home.
            @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
            ll

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          • Bleeding obvious says:

            Without the Kiwis we would have-third largest group of pilots after the Brits and Poles and 11 Group was led by Sir Keith Park. Still they’re not in the EU now so we can ignore them and enjoy being closer to our German, French and Italian allies.

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          • Polish Pilots says:

            We joined the Luftwaffe to fight against the communists and our own hated Squirearchy. Meanwhile our families at home took revenge on the despised lizards who had impoverished our ancestors for generations through taxes and usury. Perhaps one day history will be re-written?

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          • thostids says:

            And Churchill excluded the Poles from attending the Victory Parade in London. I won’t even mention denying Bomber Command receiving a dedicated Campaign Medal. Cameron would probably do the same thing today, if the circumstances arose.

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          • douglas bader says:

            they’d have just had to let some people have a go who weren’t from the “right familys”

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          • One knows when one has to do the right thing for ones country says:

            photo/1

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          • Respect jgm !!!

            I defer to your statistics.

            ( and BTW I certainly agree about the plumbers and indeed the vast majority of polish /East European artisans/tradesmen …..)

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        • 210
          mjr TOM has claws. says:

          john major is minortom.

          someone is majorTOM.

          MAJOR:”WHY is THE TRUTH BEING SEALED”

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        • 310
          hindu head fuck says:

          bharatnatyam is a wrestling ,<-

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          Joey Barton Loses Moral High Ground In Debate With Hitler’s Ghost

          Following his foot in mouth performance on Question Time, functioning humanoid Joey Barton has engaged in an online debate with the nomadic soul of far right icon Adolf Hitler.

          However, after correctly highlighting the former Nazi leader’s deplorable human rights record, the QPR midfielder then accused all German women of being fat lesbians and suggested that Hitler “should have gassed them too ”

          This appalling statement prompted an angry response from The Adolf Hitler Conservation Trust, which is a highly successful tax avoidance scheme based somewhere in Eastern Europe.

          Despite being dead, Hitler still enjoys a good debate

          The statement read: “Der Fuhrer is now a very old man and was hugely offended by Barton. He also disagreed strongly with what he said on Question Time, although he is very fond of Piers Morgan.”

          Barton, who is currently visiting Robben Island in South Africa, before embarking on a Rhino poaching Safari, has insisted that this latest gaffe was down to having the mental capacity of a burst silicon implant.

          He said: “My whole life is one massive contradiction, I mean right now you are interviewing me and we are getting on fine. But let’s face it, I probably will physically assault you later today because I am a dysfunctional selfish fuck nut who can’t control how he acts or behaves.”

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      • 235
        is MAMA for sale? says:

        Mia has turned. Greytube says, the jukk is out. grey flowers say, stay out. wife has turned, hubby not quite. longjump says “cricket ball”. when john major is in the loo, the joke is “who is this”

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        • 237
          are you famous? says:

          Do i inow you?

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          • chin za no? says:

            it will be a sin not to sleazepurleaseTORYBEAR

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          • please unzip me sideways says the undies. Duck says:

            why hug the bear when you can sqweeze. #askchoko I am for my periods.
            now imagine if john lennon was born blind drunk. when the tits hang, who will milk whom?

            milka singh or milk you there?

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        • 370
          y did hitler snr break hitler says:

          #askTories
          who is a melon now. did someone say”jimmy”

          only if hitler’s father had broken hitler, what coco “chamel”man would have emerged?

          who smells like camel. do camel’s smell like ca. qhat happen’s in ahem stays in ahem. do planetary god’s understand time. they just rave on. graze grazia.

          there is only one hitler. who will be at the opening of the terminal 2 at Heathrow. follow the plabisites when swinging. all apes and monkeys will be there. it will be a “sin”

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      • 287
        bi ceps says:

        my naval is rotations. simples<-

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      • 365
        as wieya rai got cakefied says:

        her frient is preeti.
        preeti’s twin is a porn “star”.

        hms hope 1st nov.
        preeti 1st nov.
        some1. 1st nov.

        gibe me a “1″
        give me a “-ahem”

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      • 425
        mental poverty says:

        Without the Labour Party, this country would be billions of £s better off.

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      • 478
        Handycock whipping it out says:

        Does anyone have her phone number? Boaz.

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    • 25
      phone dodger says:

      Gordon McMental could have let the affected banks fail while protecting savers’ assets – it would have been hundreds of billions cheaper and would have let natural selection run its course in the banking eco-system.

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        constituency trainbound says:

        get real chingrinner was a nightmare but letting the banks go west would have been compounding disaster

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      • 112

        Phoned the charged number the recording gave as alternative to ask about possibility of meeting Ms Salierno on a one to one full service personal consultation .
        No reply .
        Must all be out on the ” stump “

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      • 291
        thostids says:

        Why do you really think that RBS paid cash, without any so-called “due diligence” I.e. Common bloody sense or prudence, for ABN Amro? Because it was going to fall out of the sky and if it had done then the Euro would have collapsed and probably the EU. Brown obliged RBS to stop that happening. The British taxpayer had their money ripped out of this Country. MacMental may have feigned lunacy to avoid the death penalty but that’s no reason to forgive the likes of Balls, Miliband or Mandelson and Straw. Consider the deal that Myners did with “Sir” Fred! No one has put the bugger on the stand and asked him who really told him to do it. My money is on Mandelson.

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    • 26
      M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

      Wasn’t the country short changed £2 billion because of your incompetent call of the Royal Mail share price, Vincey?

      Some business secretary and economist you are.

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        Cinna says:

        A perfect candidate for leader of the LibDems then.

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        • 102

          Nobody s yet mentioned the putstive LibDem leader hiding in plain sight .
          The Ginger Whinger Whinger DAniel Alexander Esquire .

          Mind you they had a Scots Ginger before and he turned out tno be a dyoso … …

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          • Ginger Nuts says:

            We could recycle the joke about going into the bar at the LibDem conference and ordering an alcoholic ginger beer.

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    • 43
      jgm2 says:

      Without the Maximum Imbecile crisis we would be 1.5tr better off.

      The ‘banking crisis’, while costing ~80bn or so quid was bad but it pales into insignificance with the annual 70bn structural annual deficit built up during the Imbecility and the 180bn quid deficit that the Maximum Imbecile ran up in 2009/2010 in order to buy 0.1% ‘growth’ and declare the recession over.

      Don’t let anybody tell you it was the banks that fucked the UK. It was the Maximum Imbecile and the cost of paying/providing office space for his 1,000,000 extra public sector drones with borrowed and printed money.

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      • 52
        Common Man says:

        Vote UKIP, get UKIP.
        Vote Tory, get Labour.
        Vote Labour, get Tory.
        Vote Lib Dem, get sectioned.

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      • 60
        The British media are cunts says:

        80 billion? You can double that at least. The one eyed twat offloaded a lot of debt via PFI which is now bankrupting the NHS and the education system.

        Oh and some of our military kit was bought using PFI as well. McMental really is a cuunt.

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      • 62
        Hadley "Screaming Banshee" Freeman says:

        That’s sexist. Reported. Expect arrests.

        #retweet StellaCreasyMP
        #racism
        #evilwhitemale

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        • 145
          wall , street, journal says:

          poli tical correctness is only a number. mr plumber. when will prince charles be charlie boy “I am not PC1 on the Thames Valley constaBUlary”.

          in the meantime six houses were purchased. all adjacent. all rented. the owner lives in windsor. taxi driver. mercedes. male or female?

          W.
          I.
          N.
          D.
          S.
          O.

          number 7

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        • 164
          who is the bigger hitler? father or son says:

          with 2 hitler’s n mind.

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        • 428
          your mother says:

          Look, the fascist bots are malfunctioning!

          #gameover

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      • 392
        Gordon Bennett says:

        OK jgm2 – it was the maximal imbecile and not the system…it just so happened that the same sort of crisis played out in just about every advanced economy on the planet…they must all have “maximal imbeciles” of their own….

        God, you are gullible aren’t you?

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      • 406
        Vlad the Loudhailer says:

        Vote Labour “Poverty for All”

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    • 59
      dai suggestively says:

      perhaps she’s his lap-top personal digital asistant (LTPDA)

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      • 130
        wall , street, journal says:

        buy whoever shares your wall.
        buy whoever owns the street.
        buy who ever writes about you.

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    • 87

      Frack off vince or joe pesci will pour you a concrete overcoat and you ll spend eternity holding up part of HS 2 …

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    • 110
      @intermission time. who says:

      what shall we tell the cjhildren?

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    • 118
      BIG starting. BIG fan. RO says:

      start removing the sleepy giants in the House of Lords.

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    • 178
      "y" says:

      the cut is an embarressment.

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    • 249
      my head is in my arse says:

      let those who are in a high walled palace do what they want. so at victoria bus station, do not forget to wave goodbye to the prisnors of Bucks House. The highest palace in in Disney’s imagination. so long as the walls of the garden are high and spinked…it is goodluck to him

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      • 250
        prince andrew says:

        orange may be the new black but y does y has the recognition factor.
        #askchanel

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    • 252
      Bleeding obvious says:

      Without balls your uncle would be your auntie.

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    • 267
      Anonymous says:

      Come all the electorate throughout the UK
      It’s time to ignore what the LIBLABCON say
      Lets face it these parties have all had their day
      Our politics need rearranging
      So go out and vote UKIP lets sweep them away
      For the times they are a changing

      Not one of them listens to our point of view
      They’d sooner give our cash to the EU
      So lets kick them out and try something new
      We can’t afford this lot remaining
      Political rethink is long overdue
      For the times they are a changing

      They lied about Lisbon and promised a vote
      There all Europhiles and in the same boat
      Their treachery just bring a lump to my throat
      As each other they just keep blaming
      So send them a message and let them take note
      That the times they are a changing

      We will no longer tolerate lies being told
      Tax breaks for the rich but more tax for the old
      Ruled from the EU and our birthrights sold
      They ignore us when we are complaining
      If we all vote UKIP their out in the cold
      For the times they all need changing

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    • 276
      Dinosaurs says:

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    • 278
      bingley says:

      If i had got a Westmister / Cambridge eduction like the Clegg I would own multiple diamond mines in africa

      As it happens he is head of a fucking shite polictical party and I am driving a Range Rove Sport round Dudley

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      • 280
        bingley says:

        sorry Ranger Rover, I am not that thick

        2 bootles of malbec Norton 2011, and some Prescecco from Waitrose

        must let let it breath

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        • 329
          materials are immaterial says:

          people who aspire to a range rover are thick..sorry.

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          • bingley says:

            thick unless you are trying to move an injection moulding tool to brierley hill in the snow

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          • jgm2 says:

            Is there a scrap yard in Brierly Hill? Surely there’s one in Dudley. You could have save yourself some petrol.

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      • 369
        jgm2 says:

        You probably can’t see the dichotomy there so I’ll help you. Actually, it’s not even a dichotomy. Nobody who had any sense would dr*i*ve a Range Rover. And nobody with any money would live in Dudley.

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    • 377
      Tony Blare says:

      and let’s not mention how much those wars cost you.

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    Leslie Phillips says:

    Ding Dong

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      Hadley "Screaming Banshee" Freeman says:

      SEXIST.

      Trigger warning. Police called. Expect arrests. Hate criminal. Laurie Penny. Caroline Criado-Perez. ARghhh, white male sexist.

      This female has obviously been forced to work against her will to support the anti-choice anti-gay rights ukip white males.

      The man who shot those 2 women (and 4 men but we won’t talk about that) in California was sexist. You are sexist by making this comment. Therefore for women’s protection (and did you know that 134% of women have been raped in the last 6 months? Fact) you need to be arrested and re-educated.

      Trigger warning. Trigger warning. ARghhhh sexist.

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      Hadley "Screaming Banshee" Freeman says:

      SEXIST.

      Trigger warning. Police called. Expect arrests. Hate criminal. Laurie Penny. Caroline Criado-Perez. ARghhh, white male sexist.

      This female has obviously been forced to work against her will to support the anti-choice anti-gay rights ukip white males.

      The man who shot those 2 women (and 4 men but we won’t talk about that) in California was sexist. You are sexist by making this comment. Therefore for women’s protection (and did you know that 134% of women have been r.a.p.e.d. in the last 6 months? Fact) you need to be arrested and re-educated.

      Trigger warning. Trigger warning. ARghhhh sexist.

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      • 394
        Bell End says:

        Personally I found it bellist – the lazy assumption that dong follows ding. Why shouldn’t ding follow dong?

        Fundamentally this is because of the dongist structure of society indicated by such common phrases as “Hell’s bells” – why should bells be considered “hellish”? Or the association of bells with “death” as in “It tolls for thee” and “A dead ringer”. Essentially bells are being put at the service of the wider Antibellum society.

        During WW2 bells were completely oppressed – they weren’t allowed to be rung at all. Have people forgotten that entirely?

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  3. 3
    Smartarse says:

    Perhaps Roger Helmer was telling porcine pies.

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  4. 4
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

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  5. 5
    Do they know it says "Vote Labour" behind her? says:

    Across the street…

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    Why can't Cameron be like Farage? says:

    This isn’t the medieval period, Guido. Nige doesn’t own Francesca. What she does during her leave days is her business and no one else’s.

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    • 10
      Why can't Cameron be like Farage? says:

      The same will be true of the Tory and Labour Spads, Cameron and Miliband wouldn’t dare allow it to be otherwise, would they?

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      • 29
        '"Why can't Cameron be like Farage?"' - 'Dave' says:

        But I AM!! – I’m dynamic! a good speaker! lively! interesting! a good record of walking my talk! – what more can I do?? . . . . . help me . . . (breaks down in tears)

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        • 98
          LGBTory says:

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          • Anonymous says:

            If they’re a measure of what’s important to Tories these days then the party’s had it.

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          • Expat Geordie says:

            So how’s the gay marriage vote going Dave? What’s that, three votes in Brighton and one in a small village in South Wales? Meanwhile the rest of your support has, quite literally, buggered off.

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          • The 98% Heteros says:

            Homophobe means an irrational fear of the same.

            But you’re not the same are you?

            Not that that’s a problem, you can do what the fuck you want, we are libertarians, …

            … but can’t you talk about anything else, for fuck’s sake?

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          • Tranny Tories says:

            LGB but no T?

            What about the trannies?!

            You homophobes!

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      • 32
        Is Cameron Criminal? says:

        How is it legal for Dave to fund the UAF to campaign against UKIP, using tax-payers’ money?

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    • 36
      M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

      That lass looks more Asian than Italian to me. But she has black hair so she must be Italian.

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    • 122

      ….oh….so you mean to say she s actually binned the chastity belt they gave her then ?

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      TickTock_investigation_due says:

      i have to say – having worked in brussels – the whole “leave” arrangement for Brussels-paid assistants (certainly with Tory assistants for a start, so no party here is excluded in my head and UKIP is doing nothing abnormal) is dodgy, with Members paying them out of a separate kitty or giving them unofficial leave as compensation when they’re paid to be working in Brussels by the European taxpayer.

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  7. 8
    Aswas Tiswas says:

    Any real political news to report?

    Cameron knew all along about the EUs demand for extra hundreds of millions of pounds in membership fees? And that his lies about reducing the EU budget was in fact a pack of lies? Naah, not news worthy I suppose.

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    • 14
      Britannia says:

      I agree. There’s not much on at the moment. No. No fall-out at all from the decision of Frau Merkel to foist an arch troughing Euro-power grabber on the rest of the continent as head of the EU.

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      • 135

        … nor the fact Fukushima continues to release carcinogenic water into the ocean with the latest “dump ” by tepco being sone 570 tonnes two weeks ago … that is known about .

        At this rate it s all academic . We are all consuming poisoned fish , seaweed etc and we ll probably all be dead by the 2017 referendum so Dave s on a winner .

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        • 212
          Hans Geiger says:

          Too right. The international conspiracy to hush up the Fukushima story, and ignore the threat to us all from the Fukushima poison is a lethal scandal. Political tittle tattle is just froth in comparison.

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    Downstairs says:

    I presume she is allowed to do what she likes at the weekends.

    Or are we applying Tory Toff standards to what the hired staff do with their half a day off a year?

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    • 11
      Why can't Cameron be like Farage? says:

      Exactly

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    • 141

      On the one half day a year that domestic female staff are grnted keave it is mandated that they spend the little money they have been able to save on a train ticket to visit their infirm/ dying mother and bring with them a slice of simmnel cake from housekeeper s larder as a token of their daughterly
      affection .

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    RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

    Seems like a nice girl :) Just wondering if she is natural, shaved or landing strip? :)

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      Hadley "Screaming Banshee" Freeman says:

      SEXIST.

      Trigger warning. Police called. Expect arrests. Hate criminal. Laurie Penny. Caroline Criado-Perez. ARghhh, white male sexist.

      This female has obviously been forced to work against her will to support the anti-choice anti-gay rights ukip white males.

      The man who shot those 2 women (and 4 men but we won’t talk about that) in California was sexist. You are sexist by making this comment. Therefore for women’s protection (and did you know that 134% of women have been raped in the last 6 months? Fact) you need to be arrested and re-educated.

      Trigger warning. Trigger warning. ARghhhh sexist.

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    • 34
      Hiding on the internet is envigorating says:

      Why don’t you ask her?

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      • 44
        RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

        FFS the tinternet Thought Police are loitering ………….. :)

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        • 51
          Hiding on the internet is envigorating says:

          No, seriously, why don’t you? I don’t know where you live, but I presume you could get to Newark within in a few hours and lend the campaign a hand over this weekend? What’s stopping you?

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          • constituency trainbound says:

            you obviously haven’t been to newark … no-one goes there voluntarily

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          • Don t bother with the travelling . My vast experience in these matters can confirm that all Latins are ” full growth natural ”

            A combination of their pious spiritual tradition and the fact they recoil from the possibility of cutting themselves down there.

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          • RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

            Full natural growth ?? as indicated by Broderick………… a game changer…. I shall give ‘em a miss in Newark :)

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    • 35
      Hadley "Screaming Banshee" Freeman says:

      SEXIST.

      Trigger warning. Police called. Expect arrests. Hate criminal. Laurie Penny. Caroline Criado-Perez. ARghhh, white male sexist.

      This female has obviously been forced to work against her will to support the anti-choice anti-gay rights ukip white males.

      The man who shot those 2 women (and 4 men but we won’t talk about that) in California was sexist. You are sexist by making this comment. Therefore for women’s protection (and did you know that 134% of women have been r.a.p.e.d in the last 6 months? Fact) you need to be arrested and re-educated.

      Trigger warning. Trigger warning. ARghhhh sexist.

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      • 48
        RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

        I think you missed to mention of the ‘honour killings’ in Pakistan and a those sentenced to death in Africa for being on the wrong side of the religious fence :)

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  10. 17
    joolz says:

    Any more Polls on the Cons losing newark?

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      Lord Cashcroft says:

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  11. 18
    Do me another says:

    If 300 people turned out to help UKIP in Newark, surly that should tell these politicians that the country has some major problems that need to be sorted fast or are they so far up their own ar5es the couldn’t give a monkeys uncle what the concerns the public have.

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  12. 19
    Glam girl helping in Newark? says:

    GOOD !!!!

    Makes a nice change from the usual fat / terribly earnest / sloppy LimpLabCons

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  13. 20
    Owen Jones UKIP Public Relations says:

    Hi all. Sorry for the previous typo. Here until 22:00 to answer your UKIP questions :)

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  14. 21
    Anonymous says:

    What is wrong with you Guido? So what if she is handing out leaflets.Is it a criminal offence now to give your boss a hand? If you can only make snide remarks because you have no other news it might be best to remain silent.

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    • 57
      jgm2 says:

      I think the issue is that she’s (presumably) paid by the EU to assist Helmer in his EU duties. Scrutinising legislation (!), fielding phonecalls, answering constituent’s letters etc. She’s NOT paid by the EU to go and campaign for her boss’s UK parliamentary seat. Although perhaps she is – it depends on the wording of her contract or Helmer’s ‘allowance’.

      It’s hard to swoon about the place clutching your pearls about, say, Stella Creasy buying ‘volunteers’ loads of biscuits to campaign for Labour and then sending us the bill and then pretend this isn’t exactly the same thing happening here.

      She is lovely though, isn’t she?

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        FYI says:

        Stella has been putting on the pounds a tad recently.

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        HRH The Original Duke of Cornwall says:

        Her greatest sin was offering jammy dodgers. Has she no class?

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      • 107
        Why can't Cameron be like Farage? says:

        Another one that’s not heard of Spads’ right to do what they like during leave periods

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    Baron Hogwash says:

    Glamorous?
    I really need to me eyes checked.

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    • 27
      Peter Tapsell says:

      Maybe it’s time you went to Specsavers Baron Hogwash :-)

      She gave me a stiffy I don’t mind telling you.

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    Rogered Helmet says:

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    jimmy says:

    Interesting thing to pick out about the news Guido.

    Some other outlets are reporting that there has been a spontaneous groundswell of support for ukip with hundreds of volunteers arriving to help you. (not bribed in like Tory ones are)

    And perhaps this attractive young lady has chosen to go on her weekend to help out. Helmer speaks highly of her so maybe she is the type who is conscientious enough to help out and maybe believes in democracy and therefore wants to help ukip. Don’t forget Italy got seriously fucked over with the euro so she wouldn’t lack motivation to help on her days off.

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    • 66
      Londoner says:

      Good point. Contrary to the media myths, there are lots of people supporting UKIP from all sorts of backgrounds. There are many reasons why a European who is interested in politics and believes in democracy and freedom would want to support a genuinely grassroots party like UKIP which espouses those views.

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  18. 39
    Innit says:

    Why ain’t the tart eating a bacon sarnie ?

    Just asking.

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  19. 40
    bella bella says:

    Pretty low down on the ‘do as I say not do as I do’ Richter scale compared to virtually all socialists who earn above average wages and live in above average priced homes.
    Yes Ed I’m talking about you too.

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  20. 42
    Anonymous says:

    To the good people of Newark- Please vote UKIP. You have an opportunity to tell David Cameron and co. that we do not want to pay an extra five hundred million pounds to stay in the E.U.club and top up their kitty on top of what we are paying already. What the f–k are they doing with this money? Let’s send a message to the E.U. that we have had enough and you Newarkians can lead the way. Please,please vote UKIP.

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    • 80
      Mycroft says:

      I think that many are going to do exactly that!

      Cameron is stuffed here I think now, too many declaring the intention to vote UKIP to be ignored.

      Polls are being taken to be published tomorrow, might make interesting reading.

      Small poll taken in town centre 44% UKIP, 30% Cons is quite a shock to the system, Nige must be over the moon when these little polls become known, the odd thing is rather than taking it all for granted it seems to spur UKIP supporters to greater efforts… strange days!

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      • 137
        constituency trainbound says:

        the constant focus on cameron as leader of the tories is misguided … their direction and focus is by and large well honed and proving to be productive.

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        • 229
          Mycroft says:

          You may have a point, I admit I do use ‘Cameron’ as a coverall and in my eyes the Jenrick is a Cameron ‘mini-me’ so I don’t feel too abashed about the ‘Cameron’ usage in this instance, but I will in future guard against such laziness. Thank you for honing my ire.

          You are right in that the Cons machine is well oiled, in good fettle and is a juggernaut of it’s kind.

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  21. 49
    The British media are cunts says:

    Huba huba!

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  22. 54
    Diana Abbott says:

    Anyone got directions from Ackney to Newarkshire?

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    • 56
      Londoner says:

      Go North. Past Tottenham. Stop before you get to Scotland.

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      • 72
        Diana Abbott says:

        Many tanks but me belly run outa fuel so bess turn back before me break down.

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      • 88
        Mycroft says:

        No no no… just keep going, wade into the water and swim ’til you sink from exhaustion, we will rescue you before you drown, trust us, we’ll respond, we’ll send a boat when you start sinking… from Portsmouth.

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  23. 58
    Hypocrisy says:

    Why did he not hire a Brit?

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  25. 70
    Blairs Babes says:

    You know what we hate most about white middle class middle aged men?
    The fact we’re married to them.

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  26. 75
    Ed Millibaconbuttie says:

    Thith beacon buthie ith difficult to eat. Path the bwoan thauce pleath

    Thit. !! ith that a weporter with camera

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  27. 78
    tapestory says:

    The Green candidate says he’s getting good support in Newark as he opposes fracking, an issue of great local concern. There’s even a sinkhole growing in the main street, with the Council saying they’ve no idea where it’s coming from. Helmer has stopped talking about fracking, thankfully, but UKIP’s chances in Newark could well be buggered by their supporting fracking. Surely it’s time UKIP changed sides on fracking, or has Farage done a deal with Murdoch?

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    • 81
      Taxing Energy is Immoral and Stupid says:

      Fracking is a good idea.

      At the moment we are trying to complete with countries which pay half as much as we do for their energy.

      And while we are about it, abolish all green taxes on flying. They are codswallop.

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    • 82
      Sinkhole versus financial blackhole says:

      Can we afford not to frack?

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      • 103
        Mycroft says:

        Sink-holes are nothing whatsoever to do with Fracking for gas, the reality is that if you look at where there are sink-holes there are rarely any sink-holes at all, this is because the geology isn’t compatible except in zones where the subsequent Tectonics movement was sufficient to all the formation of the upper strata that allows the sink-holes to form.

        No sink hole is very deep, less than 250ft, sometimes 500ft… Fracking occurs at 10,000ft.

        I do wish this Country woke up to reality and stopped feeding on the cobblers out there… we have a national media centre called the BBC, but they have taken against fracking because it f’cks their pension investments (like the Co-op debacle but bolstered by the Licence Fee) so they can’t be honest.

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        • 114
          BBC says:

          No, we are against fracking because it sounds like the sort of thing that left wing people probably protest against. You know, Big Energy Firms, something like that.

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          • Mycroft says:

            No, it’s pension funding, trust me on this they keep having to top it up as every madcap ‘green’ investment topples into failure… millions of Licence Fee payers have already topped it up.

            The fact it accords with their pals is a bonus and assures the position will not readily change.

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          • Fred the pensioner says:

            I’m not one of them as I stopped paying years ago. Free telly and a 150 pounds a year pay rise. Can’t imagine why others don’t follow suit.

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        • 505
          the heroes of the left says:

          I don’t think Green Party bods tend to have degrees in geotechnics or anything related to geology and civil engineering. no serious academic or professional in the industry would want to be associated with them, even if they voted for them.

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    • 83
      Mycroft says:

      The man in the video is a nerk.

      I actually do know a lot about fracking, he’s totally wrong on all fronts.

      Still, it’s a free Country and we have to tolerate the foolish and wayward.

      If I had the time and the inclination i could re-butt every dumb-ignorant assertion the silly man makes.

      Greens… like their name implies, they know sweet FA.

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      • 95
        Producing shit and shit machines in't good for the enviroment says:

        Don’t see many greens with a knot in their dick and a cork up their bum.

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      • 96
        Cinna says:

        Yes. You and me both. However, I do not have 29 minutes of my life to waste watching what is bound to be nonsense. Also, if he’s that green, why is using precious energy to broadcast his message via his PC. I do hope the electricity he’s using is being supplied by a wind turbine, and not some nasty gas guzzling power station. Or maybe he has a couple of guys running around like hamsters in a treadmill.

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      • 353
        táxpáyér says:

        >Still, it’s a free Country and we have to tolerate the foolish and wayward.

        There’s a lot of funded mis-information campaigns leading back to oily countries.

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    • 184
      jgm2 says:

      Since there has been no fracking done in Newark then the sinkhole cannot have anything to do with fracking.

      How fucking stupid are these people?

      He might as well blame his poor GCSE results on fracking.

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    • 234
      We gibber here, we gibber there, we're gibbering everywhere says:

      Err, A UKIP/Merdoch collaboration? Are you high? BTW matey, just look at where Fracking Licenses have been issued (over quite a wide range of area’s). All are Libdem, Labour or Conservative area’s. To try and pass-off Fracking as just a UKIP policy is false. I don’t agree with it, especially in area’s with a water shortage, but it’s been granted in my area without MY CONSENT. Now, you coming on here spurting spurious BS about UKIP when we’ve had NOTHING to do with its implementation in the UK is quite frankly laughable. BTW, I like in a LABOUR COUNCIL area (but then you already knew that didn’t you?)

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    • 352
      táxpáyér says:

      Are you paid by the saudis to tell lies?

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      • 376
        jgm2 says:

        Do you know, it never occurred to me that that was where the misinformation would be funded from. But now that you say it – it makes perfect sense.

        I knew they were funding the religion of peace and its world-wide atrocities and I knew they were keeping Sudan in an state of war for the past 20+ years to avoid the Christian south’s vast natural resources coming on-line. But it never occurred to me that they would be funding the anti-frackers on the q.t. too.

        But, from their stand-point, it does make complete financial sense.

        Definitely worth investigating.

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        • 420
          Whale meat again says:

          Plus it was never explained why the Saudi Ambassador to the USA a few months ago had to do a runner home on the next plane out – without even stopping to pick up his slippers.

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  28. 79
    Simon Heffer is away says:

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    • 421
      Whale meat again says:

      Reuters is owned by the Rothschilds, so they probably had to print that one through severely gritted teeth.

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  29. 84

    NIGEL AND HELMER SAY :

    AS YOU VE KINDLY DECIDED TO JOIN US ON THE CANVASS FRANCESCA WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN JOINING US WHEN THIS IS OVER FIR A GOOD …….” STUMPING “??

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    • 86
      GORDON BROWN says:

      I don’t recommend you use capitals so much. People will think you are as mad as I am.

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  30. 90
    Labour Candidate says:

    Thanks for Ed’s offer to come here and lend support but I’d like to try and win this year.

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  31. 92

    Vote UKIP :-D

    (It’s the weekend!)

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  32. 93
    Phwoooooaarrr!!! says:

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  33. 94

    I M GOING TO BE EVEN MORE DETESTED NOW …

    And forecast there us no way Ukip will win Newark with Helmer obviously not hit parade material and a 16 thousand Con majority to overturn .

    BUT … If Tories win by LESS tban 5,000 then Cammo had better hope the ground swallows him up into a hole so deep he comes out the other side in Wellington NZ….

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    • 113
      Mycroft says:

      It’s a point of view, voice it.

      Is that just a ‘gut view’ or are you or have been on the ground there?

      People lie to anyone asking questions on voting intentions due to our precious clinging to the ‘secrecy’ thing but even discounting that it seems to me that something is in the air and it smells like a filled nappy wafting around the Con camp… it’s odd.

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      • 121
        Speak My Brains says:

        Older/more serious people are less likely to be interested in gobbing their views to someone with a clip board (and certainly not to a tv camera).

        Also, some will worry that certain answers might lead to the nice interviewier to thinking they are R@CIST

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      • 159
        Do me another says:

        I waited patiently the other week for Thursdays and Sundays real polling, namely the real votes to be announced and was shocked as I was expecting another tribal vote, so I will wait patiently for people to go to the polling booths and we will see what happens, if people are really peed off with the politicians then it will show, other wise it will just be tribal voting, just as in the North West.

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    • 170
      Mr Nobody says:

      Of course Ukip will come within 5000, what planet are you on? You sound determined to paint any result as disastrous for Cameron. The only truly disastrous result would be a Miliband victory in 2015, aided by Farage.

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    • 215
      non taxable pikey says:

      That is so unfair, to the Kiwis.

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  34. 100
    Gary Elsby Stoke says:

    Odd but true.
    UKIP falls at the first hurdle if France does not leave the EU.

    The average Tory knows this.

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    • 168
      Do me another says:

      You said you would be a Liebour MP by now Gary, you failed at the first hurdle, your leaflets in your Councillor attempts, now who got voted to be the Councillor instead, sad but true.

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      • 182
        Come on the people. Come on UKIP says:

        Stinks though. I’m no Labour supporter but Gary is worth a hundred Tristram posh boy Hunts. LibLabCon are all the same.

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    • 422
      Whale meat again says:

      Gary talking complete bloody tosh again (as usual).

      Who gives a fuck whether or not the French leave the EU? We’ll go our own way and deal happily with the rest of the world without all those millstones we currently have round our necks.

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  35. 106
    Well helloooooooooooo says:

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    • 117
      Harriet Harman says:

      Right I’ll tuck in me balls you shave the Eagle sisters and give Caroline Flint a good scrub.
      We’re off to Newark.

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    • 134
      Mycroft says:

      If you care to look at these two ladies tweets you will notice that they both call the ‘mini-me’ Jenrick ‘excellent’ as in “the excellent robert jenrick”… this means they are simply toeing the line and speaking in parrot fashion from a script.

      These ladies are Parrots, the new word for simpering, sycophantic conservative squawkers.

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      • 174
        jgm2 says:

        Lovely though aren’t they?

        They remind me of the terribly earnest, bright-eyed and bushy tailed young girls that accost you at the Mormon Temple in Salt Lake City.

        ‘Oh, hello, where are you from…..?’

        Their sole purpose being to get you so c*unt-struck that you forget that Mormonism is just marginally less fucked up than Is*la*m. And maybe not even less fucked up.

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        • 203
          Mycroft says:

          They’re proper yummy-mummy candy and nowt wrong with that, but I look askance at any person that seems to just squawk a repetitive line, ‘real’ people tend to show diversity…

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          • jgm2 says:

            I’d be surprised if either of those two are mummies yet. The lucky things. Their life ahead of them. I hope for their sake as well as mine that it isn’t blighted by any more political fuckwittery such as we had to endure during the reign of Imbecility 1997-2010.

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    • 171
      Balloons Mean Dodgy Business says:

      They look like a couple of hirelings sent out to give away ballooons to promote a new branch of Cash Converters.

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  36. 123
    A dog called nigger says:

    Dambusters are on again on Channel 5

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  38. 129
    Mad Franky Hollande says:

    British Jobs for Italian Workers, the UKIP way

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    • 150
      Do me another says:

      Open to all EU people as per 10 million EU directives, when we bail out of the EU, we can then say and make sure it’s British Jobs, but knowing this country, we will still end up being a soft touch for the whole world, animals and immigrants eh!.

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    • 504
      the heroes of the left says:

      It’s not a British job is it, it’s an EU job, paid for by the EU taxpayer… but with a budget not voted for by us.
      Even Italians want out of the EU… naturally the EUphiles want to divide and conquer along ethnic lines because like all collectivist Fasci, loro sono razzisti.

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  39. 131
    Hey muzees, UKIP's coming. Deal with it says:

    Brits are a fairly tolerant and patient people. We generally welcome all types as long as they integrate and accept our way of life. But when a growing minority of religious psychopaths refuse to integrate and impose their will on our way of life, we can stay quiet only for so long. There comes a time when that patience runs out and we refuse to be second or, actually in most cases, third class citizens in our own country. We’re not going to put up with this any more.

    The election results show the tide is now turning, which is why Labour and the Tories are absolutely shitting themselves. They didn’t care when UKIP appeared to just be a fringe party with limited appeal. But now it’s replaced the Lib Dems as the third political party in Britain and Labour are terrified. The left are also terrified because they realise the incessant smears, personal attacks and ridicule not only failed but actually emboldened UKIP and its supporters. They must be so confused. They thought their usual tactics of leftie comics making jokes and c-unts like Harman going on TV calling the party racist would be a surefire success. Instead, we now see Miliband scrambling in a panic and making a hilarious speech saying he’d be tough on immigration. Meanwhile, the left remain silent on the latest atrocities committed by muslims in Nigeria, Sudan and P*kistan, as well as the myriad abuses and crimes committed here. More than that, the left are shitting themselves because they now see the people have woken up and are no longer willing to tolerate being told what to think by leftie comedians and no longer willing to tolerate being taken over by followers of a barbaric and evil religion which preaches mass murder, child abuse and r*pe as its central tenets. We’ve had enough and the fightback has started. We’re going to take our country back and the left will just have to shut the fuck up and deal with it. And the muzees better start packing their bags, because the free ride that these dirty, disgusting, backward, medieval, murderous, perverted c-unts have had is going to come to an end.

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    • 155
      White rabbit says:

      You know the Churchill speech often quoted, no, not “pass the Johnnie Walker”
      But the famous one “Now this is not the end …but the end of the beginning”
      I think it could be…..

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      • 357
        táxpáyér says:

        “How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property – either as a child, a wife, or a concubine – must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men.

        Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities. Thousands become the brave and loyal soldiers of the Queen: all know how to die. But the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytising faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science – the science against which it had vainly struggled – the civilisation of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilisation of ancient Rome.”

        ― Winston Churchill

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    • 166
      NHS helpline says:

      up the meds to Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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      • 191
        Hey muzees, UKIP's coming. Deal with it says:

        Oh look, a leftie’s popped up. I take it you have no problem with female genital mutilation, child marriage, honour killings, suicide bombings, christian women being put on death row, a pregnant woman being stoned to death, gays being publicly hung, english girls being groomed and r*ped. Oops, I forgot the last one doesn’t count because they’re just english and white.

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        • 206
          Flaming Torches R Us says:

          We should start by sending Abu Whatsits family back where they came from. Now he is no longer resident here. His family’s permission to stay should be cancelled forthwith – along with all the benefit payouts they are no doubt receiving.

          Once that is done we can draw up a list of suitable mosques with which to make a point. Let us hope they get the message while the airport is still operating.

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          • Hey muzees, UKIP's coming. Deal with it says:

            If we were to say let’s shut down and demolish all mosques, there would be the most volcanic outrage from the left. But if an islamic country announced they were going to demolish all churches, the left would say “That’s their right! It’s their country!” Or try and even get permission to build a church in a muslim country and see how far that gets. Again, the left would pop up to scream “You can’t build a church in a muslim country!” That encapsulates the grotesque irony of what the left stand for. They applaud other nations for taking pride but call the english who do the same racist. They defend the right of muslim countries to impose their way of life on foreign visitors, but call Britain racist for wanting visitors and immigrants here to abide by our customs. Not for nothing are the left useful idiots.

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          • Expat Geordie says:

            You want to be careful what you do to mosques, you could get into terrible trouble if you get caught.

            I got sent to prison once for burning down a mosque. I got five days. The judge said that I would have got ten days if there had been people in it.

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    • 183
      Jezza says:

      Couldn’t have put it better myself Nell

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  40. 136
    Immigration problem denier says:

    Cultural diversity enriches us. I didn’t get where I am today by paying high wages for flunkies.

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    • 140
      Immigration problem denier says:

      I particularly welcome the culture of stoning or hanging women who offend you.

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      • 201
        Vote LibLabCon, get Sharia. says:

        I’m generally quite offended by Harriet Harman, so if you could stone or hang her (or preferably, both), that would be much appreciated.

        Oh, and Mary Riddell in the Telegraph; if you could bump her off, too, please.

        And Bryony Gordon. Not so much offensive as just plain irritating.

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    • 508
      Funambulist says:

      I think Immigration *Threat* Denier is a better, more accurate line.

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  41. 138
    A dog called NI66ER says:

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  42. 144
    Tories on manoeuvers says:

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  43. 152
    Obama Lite v Best Bitter says:

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    • 177
      Take that Chuks says:

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    • 188
      constituency trainbound says:

      chukka helps vaz out in the slime stakes so consistently .. the socialist dream ticket

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    • 189
      Vote LibLabCon, get Sharia. says:

      Ah, so that’s how it’s to be. You’re no longer “racist” for opposing mass immigration, you’re “malicious”.

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      • 196
        UKIP grind the Organ while LibLabCon Dance says:

        Even the BBC will have to admit that Farage and UKIP have now changed British Politics. The next Labour Leader openly criticising immigration. Whatever next, and EU referendum?

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        • 208
          Vote LibLabCon, get Sharia. says:

          The BBC might admit it but I can’t see Labour ever opposing immigration. They’ve got their #1 line: “Thatcher’s fault”, and they’ll stick with it until the end of time.

          Can’t get a job? Thatcher’s fault! Can’t get a decent wage? Thatcher’s fault! Can’t find affordable housing? Thatcher’s fault! Long hospital waiting list? Thatcher’s fault! Can’t see your GP? Thatcher’s fault! Thatcher’s fault! No places at your local school? Thatcher’s fault!

          Never mind you’re stuck in a queue behind 300 people who can’t speak any English, it’s “Thatcher’s fault!”

          Works every time.

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          • Expat Geordie says:

            Funny that. When the old girl was in charge, except for a blip near the end you could generally afford to buy a house, I could see a doctor on the same day, and the local NHS hospital didn’t kill any of my relatives. This shit all happened under Labour.

            I could try to refute the rest, but it is late, I’ve been driving all day, I’ve already done it countless times in the past on here, and I can’t be arsed.

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          • IoB says:

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            Thank you lots IoB; much appreciated that.

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          • Fishy says:

            He could do if it was only signed. Unfortunately it was ratified by Brown despite an impending election and the ‘Treaty’ was therefore no longer a Treaty – it was law.

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          • Whale meat again says:

            … a mere detail. Just tell the EU we are renouncing it with immediate effect and that they can all fuck off.

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    • 197
      Do me another says:

      Soiled underkecks time , I think, even Liebour are worried, Chukky Buttie in shock, people know this as he has stopped preening himself and hasn’t bothered looking in the mirror and has told his photographer to go home.

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    • 221
      Mycroft says:

      As usual the words are ‘Anti-european’ rather than the exactly truthful ‘Anti-EU’… I think a few posters pointedly marking out that constant refrain from the opposing parties would be a good thing.

      I always correct the person who uses that sloppy shorthand in an effort to divert another’s eyes.

      I think the moment a writer/pundit/politician uses the anti-european gambit they are semi-literate/semi-partial/semi-detached.

      Anti-EU… the reality.

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    • 238
      Anon still Voting for UKIP ORG says:

      Why does’nt someone whisper in Chucka Mona’s ear he really needs

      to spend much more time with his ‘very expensive collection’ of

      designer watches…………….

      That will be viewed as being much more productive than all of the

      clap trap he’s spewing out 24/7, has he not read ZanuLieLabors

      script on the causes of CO2 & hot foul smelling air ??

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      • 426
        Equal marriage? Wot's that? says:

        ..ooooh!! I do simply lurve that “ooh ducky” limp wristed flap too. Soooo sexy!

        I think I’ll ask him to marry me.

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  44. 158
    TE Lawrence says:

    UKIP can do this. The best result will be Labour losing their deposit.

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    • 167
      jgm2 says:

      To be honest that looks more like what Labour did to our inner cities. Hordes of M*us*li*ms lead in the back door by a white man.

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      • 209
        Flaming Torches R Us says:

        “led”, Dimbo.

        “Lead” is what is known as a heavy metal…. ::)

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        • 232
          jgm2 says:

          Hordes of M*us*li*ms flourided in the back door by a white man.

          Happy now?

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          • EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

            hi jgm2 – or are you another of the cats nine monikers
            Ref of earlier

            Btw it was printed in hard copy format on Friday 13th September 2013
            Link

            http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/lib-dems-should-consider-ousting-nick-clegg-says-key-peer-lord-oakeshott-8812916.html

            Lord Oakeshott likened the Deputy PM to the former Labour leader who led his party to a crushing defeat at the 1983 election
            Andrew Grice
            Thursday 12 September 2013
            A senior Liberal Democrat has called on the party to consider ousting Nick Clegg as its leader in order to prevent a meltdown at the 2015 general election.
            Lord Oakeshott of Seagrove Bay, the party’s former Treasury spokesman, likened Mr Clegg’s leadership to that of Michael Foot, who led Labour to a crushing defeat at the 1983 election. His intervention is a blow to Mr Clegg on the eve of the Liberal Democrats’ annual conference in Glasgow, which starts on Saturday.
            Interviewed in Parliament’s The House magazine, Lord Oakeshott warned that the number of Liberal Democrat MPs could fall from 57 to just 20 if Mr Clegg leads the party into the next election. “It’s nothing personal,” he said. “We need to face facts. There’s quite a lot of complacency and self-delusion going on … It’s very important to maximise our national share of the vote to give our MPs the best chance.”
            He added: “We have to accept that Nick’s ratings have been poor and have been for a long time.
            End of extract.

            They need to face facts – that’s a good un.

            jgm2 – i “only blog as EYBW” – perhaps some ‘others’ are winding you up … but hey it’s such good fun.

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          • concrete pump says:

            To the twatmobile..!!

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          • Flaming Torches R Us says:

            Tut tut now – your humour by-pass is showing. If you can’t take a little piss-take you had better go back to your knitting. :-(

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      • 219
        the braintree ripper says:

        Another Sodomite

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  45. 163
    Ed The Second & The regressive Labour Party says:

    Labour came second? That’s progress!

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  46. 179
    I'm a Jedi, so WHF... says:

    “Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for… sister. So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her, too.” (But do we still have to pay her?)

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  47. 187
    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    Anyone joining Guido and myself later tonight at Chiltern Firehouse to quaff our way through some Bollinger champagne.

    Sort of advance celebration of UKIP winning the Newark by election.

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  48. 192
    Obama Lite says:

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    • 211
      Necrophiliac Dating Agency-Just Where Do They Dig These People Up From? says:

      The more we can get this guy on the TV the better. Just watch as he weaves his ‘Populist Labour’ view in and out of Public Opinion to suit himself. I’d give him 4 months to trip over his own dick and just be like another Miliband. (In fact, even more dangerous, he actually believes his own hype)..

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    • 488
      joolz says:

      or should we now call him Chukus ‘TheLeaderInWaiting’ YourMoney

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  49. 214
    non taxable pikey says:

    Melton Mowbray’s pie making facilities have just gone onto double shifts having just heard that Fatbott is heading just up the road to “Newarkshire.”

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  50. 216
    Vote LibLabCon, get Sharia. says:

    Just for the record, that picture is not of glamorous Italian assistant Francesca Salierno, because glamorous Italian assistant Francesca Salierno doesn’t have a tree growing out of the top of her head.

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  51. 223
    Simples says:

    Love the EU? Vote UKIP.

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  52. 224
    the braintree ripper says:

    Looks like a nice young lady
    So its a straight choice for the good folk of Newark
    Open the door to a group of sodomites trying to get votes for a tax dodging tory turncoat
    Or invite young Francesca and Nigel in for a cup of tea and a chat

    VOTE UKIP!

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  53. 226
    • 236
      Mycroft says:

      I think that would be brilliant!

      He would become the best recruiting Sergeant for UKIP ever!

      He can gain salvation by helping UKIP get us all out of the EU, it is his ticket out of Hell and into Purgatory (gratuitous Dante reference) he’s religious and he’s hoping for Heaven, no chance of that at all I fear.

      You have to admire his Ego… in the face of so much of his own failure he is ebullient and positive, shame would have crushed anything but a megalomaniac… which I suppose… he is.

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      • 243
        jgm2 says:

        Brown is the same. Presided over the biggest peacetime clusterfuck in UK history and still fancies himself as an economic genius.

        They’re both completely fucking mental.

        Liked by 1 person

        • 246
          Mycroft says:

          They did seem to have the internecine Political equivalent of the Curse of Cain, each doing more damage to themselves in order to spit in the face of the other.

          Liked by 1 person

        • 268
          C.O.Jones says:

          They both are, their personal views on how the public perceive them must be so distorted as to make them delusional.

          Not only delusions of grandeur but also delusions of achievements, delusions of intelligence and delusions of being of benefit to society. Total nutcases.

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      • 251
        Blue Peter Goldfish says:

        Blair was recently slagging off UKIP as a party of nasty people, but let me think!!, they have still some way to go to clock up 500,000 civilians deaths. Peace envoy my arse!.

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  54. 227
    the braintree ripper says:

    Italian knob jockeys canvass newark for the bumsex(tory)party

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    • 343
      Kulak betrayed by Marxists says:

      There are one or two nice looking girlies in this vid. Bit like ‘Mr George’s, back in the day.
      .
      Being straight / normal in these situations can be Very Advantageous. Oh the good old days.

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  55. 228
    Grant Schapps says:

    Vote Tory!

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  56. 253
    Shame on the left says:

    The woman sentenced to death in Sudan is to be freed. For once, international condemnation has had an effect. No thanks to the left, who stayed shamefully silent. Nothing from the wretched likes of Owen Jones. They’re a disgrace. Next time that squirt pipes up about something, I’ll tweet the c-unt about his shameful silence. The left are evil.

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    • 265
      Mycroft says:

      There is a deep truth in what you write.

      It needed to be said.

      Sickening events lately, incomprehensible behaviour to me, totally incomprehensible.

      The Silence Of The Lefts…

      Liked by 1 person

    • 275
      C.O.Jones says:

      Well said.
      The left are evil people. They always take the moral high ground when they can gain benefit but remain silent when needs arise. Low quality people to the core.

      Liked by 1 person

      • 432
        Flaming Torches R Us says:

        So, just to confirm, those Indian police and their mates who had those two youngsters r*ped and hanging from a mango tree are also lefties?

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        • 497
          the heroes of the left says:

          Stop trying to dodge the blame… where is the chorus of condemnation and indignation from the lefties about the brutal murder of young women in the developing world? Where are the flaming torches of the left?!

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          • Flaming Torches R Us says:

            What blame? Nothing to do with me mate. I just asked the question.

            In answer to yours, there is no money left for them to afford a box of matches.

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    • 323
      C O (Ξ7s1) says:

      C’ameron, H!lary Cl!nton and the A’rchbishop of C’anterbury led the calls.

      Now, as this was a religious thing, it would be good to consider this a success for the A’rchbishop.

      Cameron will try to milk it to up his image – but will likely screw that up and hopefully not get the poor woman shot in the process. (As happened with the M’alala girl that B’rown seems overly keen on now…)

      C’linton is desperately looking to become electable for 2016.

      This success does not excuse her from Benghazi.

      BTW: Sarah Pal!n is looking pretty good.

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      • 330
        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        Hey there cobar – do you think the n.sa or gc.hq know all about the Ben Gazi ‘cover up’ or are they too busy chasing their own tails like they really really want to return to the days of the cold war?

        And camoron … well opportunist PR wanchor that’s all he is.

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        • 388
          C O (Ξ7s1) says:

          N’SA / G’CHQ are not chasing their tails – they are still dealing with the S’nowden and O’bama.

          B’enghazi is not their problem though. That is C’IA and S’tate Dept.

          Now, C’IA are fucked off because C’linton and then O’bama tried to blame them for B’enghazi. They are doubly fucked off with O’bama though after he leaked the section chief of A’fghanistan’s name the other day.

          (Probably deliberately on purpose as S’nowden may well have let that cat out of the bag, but still, it doesn’t really go down to well…)

          That whole L’ibya thing I think can be hung around C’ameron and S’arkozy’s necks. S’arkozy’s collar is being felt now, C’ameron will be dealt with later.

          If you noticed the Sun the other day, people are seeing red: A Red ;-)

          If you want some cold war action, see post 349: Looks like our EU troll may have picked up on what is going down next. Satnav’s were retuned after Abkhazia was put into a pre-revolutionary state the other day, coincident with R-Fed troop movement away from Ukr.

          Shall check back through for your bilateral remarks on O. US is likely to get a bit of a shock shortly on TTIPS, but I do not think you refer to that.

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      • 338
        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        btw – did you notice a little comment i put up a while ago about bilateral trade agreements / treaties in ref to the fireworks takeover and that it fell away (for the moment) … but that o bummer is going to be having some bilateral talks very shortly …?

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        • 434
          Flaming Torches R Us says:

          Any country that signs a bilateral trade agreement with America needs its collective heads examined (and it leaders strung up for their treachery).

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  57. 255
    khuram says:

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  58. 258
    Bill Quango MP says:

    “Nigel Farage, the leader of UKIP has today been accused in the Daily Mail/Guardian/Times/Sun of stealing hundreds of thousands of pounds from a children’s charity and using the money to buy Humvees. “I like the noise they make” He told the BBC. “And the fact they only do 4mph a gallon means it pisses of the greens – that makes me very happy.”

    Mr Farage also admitted to using Polish labour on an illegal loft extension. Hiring a Romanian nanny. Smoking marijuana for recreational purposes and sometimes lying naked in his garden, reading Hustler with an erection.

    When BBC ace correspondent, Nick Robinson, asked voters in Newham what they made of these allegations they said

    “So what? We want out of the EU. We are still voting UKIP”

    We now go live to Newham to talk to mystified mainstream media people for their baffled reaction.

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    • 261
      Bill Quango MP says:

      newark .. no one goes to Newham.

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    • 263
      Do me another says:

      It took them long enough to dig the dirt, what’s up your vacuum not very good or was it a friend of his, told a friend who then told a friend, who told a friend who was overheard by some guy, who told a friend, who knew someone who had heard a stranger telling this story to a friend who was overheard by a reporter who was digging in farages bins , the problem is nobody gives a damn, they destroyed their own public images by trying to gag the public by calling people racists, so who will believe them now, even throwing it into a fan and hoping some of it will stick won’t work now, good job I never buy a newspaper.

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    • 266
      Roadside Inspection Agent-Generally 'Inspecting' all things 'Roadside' and stff says:

      The best thing about Newark is the A1.

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    • 273
      Mycroft says:

      >smile<

      On the subject of the Nick Robinson and his 'bias', he played fast and lose with good journalism in the run-up to the Euro-election…

      Watch the video (BBC, safe for nanny) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27228572

      Notice that the ballot result was not revealed and the whole thing dropped soon afterwards, my friend at the BBC says that the result was hugely pro-UKIP and the editorial decision was to show the piece but not give the straw poll result.

      He should hang his head in shame.

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      • 307
        which is it? says:

        Did Jasmine Lawrence,aka journomummy,take the editorial
        decision to drop it?

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        • 322
          Mycroft says:

          I have no idea, but I will ask.

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        • 436
          Fred the pensioner says:

          “journomummy”? More like “journodummy”, but as I don’t pay the telly tax I am not sure I am entitled to an opinion now.

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  59. 260
    RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

    Those Belgians are soooo sneaky !

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    • 473
      Dans un convent tout pres de vous says:

      Press-ups sont interdit dans le jardin des concombres apres neuf heures chaque soir.

      L’Abbesse

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  60. 262
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

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  61. 264
    EU funded pro LibLabCon troll says:

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    • 294
      Nigel says:

      Not my neighbour.

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    • 305
      Someone who drives to work very early in the morning says:

      I used to think it was a joke when drivers used to say if he hadn’t been smiling I wouldn’t have seen him.

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  62. 269
    Anonymous says:

    Labour are going all out in Newark. He appears to have plenty of leaflets left in his bag though?

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  63. 272
    Question for our times says:

    Why are so many muzee women so disgustingly fat? Even the fucking converts fatten themselves up. Does allah have a thing for obese heffers?

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  64. 279
    Anonymous says:

    Will they get a refund?

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    • 286
      Southern Europe says:

      Freedom at last!!!!!!!!!

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    • 292
      Here is BBC home service says:

      What’s up they been found out speaking bollocks from nation unto Southern Europe.

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    • 340
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      Probably good for those 30,000+ shares Neil holds in BSkyB too – but don’t tell anyone – ok.

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    • 360
      Bill Quango MP says:

      I hope all those Southern Europeans are paying a satellite bill for that BBC news and its not, you know, another freebie from the grateful citizens of the U to the rest of the world because we are so generous.

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    • 386
      BS-Proof says:

      Presumably one of Murdoch’s evil brood had a word with a Government minister on a yacht in the Med during the recess.

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    • 411
      Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

      And even better news for the folks who don’t have to listen to their biased, right on, enriched, multicultural agenda. Plus their kiddies will be safer.

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      • 440
        Fred the pensioner says:

        Actually, truth be told, there is hardly any difference between them these days anyway, so they won’t be missing much. Still, they won’t have to listen to Norman and Toenails any more which I suppose is a benefit for them.

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  65. 289
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Does anyone know if Cameron has sent the extra £500m the EU was asking for?

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  66. 293
    Workers vote UKIP. says:

    Let’s face it, there aren’t that many of us that comment here(aand obviously plenty that read but don’t comment)
    Apparently the muppets in charge read this blog so I say to them….
    That it shouldn’t be forgotten, that those of us that can be arsed to comment, can also be arsed to do their friends and families heads in at voting time.
    I am fairly confident that I was personally responsible for maybe a dozen non voters voting UKIP last week!

    And that was for the eurovision mong contest….wait till the GE.

    Screw the LibLabCON the worm has turned and they are beneath the worm.

    Vote tory get liebour
    Vote liebour? Get fu#&£d!

    VOTE UKIP GET UKIP

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  67. 295
    Fishy says:

    Time to sack that useless PC do-gooder Jenny Watson, head of the Electoral Commission. Apparently it’s better to bend over backwards and not upset minorities than ensure the integrity of our electoral system.

    It’s time for everyone who cares about democracy to demand fair electoral processes and votes of equal value, in equal sized constituencies.

    Is that too difficult for you Watson?

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/local-elections/10865271/Our-voting-system-is-flawed-but-politicians-dont-seem-to-care.html

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    • 309
      which is it? says:

      The Electoral Commission isn’t fit for purpose.
      Have the police made any arrests in Tower Hamlets yet?

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      • 319
        L N Ripley says:

        You already know the solution.

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      • 442
        Fred the pensioner says:

        What is it about people with the surname WATSON that keeps getting up our noses?

        Sherlock Holmes had a good one and there is that splendid American golfer fellow – but any others???

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  68. 296
    QT Question Time Audience, how many UKIP voters do we have? (3 Hands are raised) says:

    QT. Typical BBC bollocks. Get Dimbleby to live in Tower Hamlets for ONE MONTH. ONE FUCKING MONTH. I dare you….BTW, BBC, a fucking footballer and a washed-up turd back from the States doesn’t make a panel.

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  69. 299

    Er Guido, old libertarian fella that you are…

    Does it matter if his assistant is assisting him or not?

    Does it even matter if she is Italian?

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  70. 306
    Anonymous says:

    On her day off of course it’s not. #Saturday #37HourWeek

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  71. 313
    Nigel Farage 007 says:

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    • 315
      Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

      Don’t be daft.

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    • 349
      Kulak betrayed by Marxists says:

      Well……outstanding…….And he looks the part

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    • 401
      Anonymous says:

      Brilliant

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      • 449
        Fred the pensioner says:

        If the silly moo had not signed herself and us all away into the bloody club she would still have her country – and almost certainly just the way it used to be before she accepted Bliar as her PM.

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  72. 314
    Diane Fatbott says:

    FROM THE PARTY THAT ‘RUBBED THE RIGHT’S NOSE IN DIVERSITY’…..

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    • 318
      C O (Ξ7s1) says:

      Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 341
      Mycroft says:

      I had to read the sub-line twice… ‘I read it as ‘Still Packs A Paunch’… I’ve never read the Mirror in my life, so quite a shock at first sight for me.

      Stable-door politics, old proverbs just keep giving don’t they!

      I guess the Mirror is against UKIP from looking at that page, are they purposefully planning to go further down in the circulation game?

      A stupid paper I think.

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      • 451
        Fred the pensioner says:

        If you really want to see The Mirror in action just watch editor Motormouth McGuire once a week on the Sky papers review.

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    • 379
      White rabbit says:

      There could come a time when former Labour ministers can’t go out in public.
      Such is the sea change in the perception of the National damage caused by those lunatics. John Prescott….what were the British electorate thinking of ?

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      • 454
        Flaming Torches R Us says:

        The people from Hull can’t really be blamed for him. Living in a shithole all your life does damage to the brain. Plus they were not responsible for appointing this illiterate thickhead as Deputy PM and then a real live Lord – despite his protestations against such an elevation throughout his political life.

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    • 410
      Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

      11 years to do something about it you fat hypocritical twat.

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  73. 316
    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    I think UKIP has this covered:

    Seeing as the fat fuck in question was involved in creating the problem in the first place, does not deserve to be in ermine, and should fuck off out of public life.

    Just sayin’ ;-)

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  74. 321
    A man for all people says:

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  75. 324
    Spoon face says:

    The word Hunt is only insulting to Americans and over zealous feminists who don’t realise its beauty

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  76. 327
    Roger That says:

    Not arf!

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  77. 331
    LisbonTreaty nerds says:

    http://nickpringle.blogspot.co.uk/2014/05/eu-referendum-31st-october-2014.html
    .
    This clearly explains why we need an EU referendum BEFORE November 2014, when rules for any withdrawal of a member state change under the Lisbon Treaty.
    Gordon Brown did not take part in the main ceremony, and instead quietly signed this treaty separately hours after the other delegates from memeber countries.
    .
    The electorate really should be made aware of this impending change both by those who govern us, and the MSM who should be holding them to account.

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    • 344
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      Noted – and of course BW EYBW has never ever stated anything about that LT Fake.

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    • 384
      PC Fault Line says:

      Thanks for that reminder of one of Brown’s most disgusting moments, surpassed only by his declining to take in his hand the Olympic torch from one of the Chinese Communist secret service thugs he had let loose on the streets of London.

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    • 418
      Anonymous says:

      There is nothing here that would prevent the UK from leaving. Read Article 50.

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      • 456
        Flaming Torches R Us says:

        Quite right. Such documents are regularly ripped up and binned when they no longer serve their original purpose (for whatever reason).

        When we walk away taking our money with us, and telling them all to go jump in the Channel, just what do you think they will do? It might actually start several other member states deciding to follow our lead and, with a bit of luck, the whole commie edifice will come tumbling down round their ears.

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  78. 337
    Bus pass Elvis says:

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  79. 351

    Just in case anyone missed it…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  80. 356
    Roger Hemler says:

    I’d shag her if I could catch her.

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  81. 361

    Leon Russell – It Takes a Lot To Laugh, It Takes a Train To Cry

    Manic, inspired, great. Leon. (Silly bugger forgot the second verse so sang the third twice.)


    Well, I ride on a mailtrain, baby
    Can’t buy a thrill
    Well, I’ve been up all night, baby
    Leanin’ on the window sill
    Well, if I die
    On top of the hill
    And if I don’t make it
    You know my baby will

    Don’t the moon look good, mama
    Shinin’ through the trees?
    Don’t the brakeman look good, mama
    Flagging down the “Double E?”
    Don’t the sun look good
    Goin’ down over the sea?
    Don’t my gal look fine
    When she’s comin’ after me?

    Now the wintertime is coming
    The windows are filled with frost
    I went to tell everybody
    But I could not get across
    Well, I wanna be your lover, baby
    I don’t wanna be your boss
    Don’t say I never warned you
    When your train gets lost

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    • 389
      concrete pump says:

      Good, but not quite Buckley…

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      • 423

        I actually saw his father, Tim Buckley, play in 1969. He was one of those who died of heroin poisoning at the age of 28 (one year after the obligatory 27.) Jeff would have been around 9 years old.

        Jeff managed to last until 30. His going was quite weird, no drugs but drowned whilst swimming fully clothed in Wolf River Harbour, whilst fully dressed singing Whole Lotta Love. I would not attempt to make any comparisons between players of this calibre and regard myself as being fortunate that I was there at the right time and place to see almost all of them.

        Leon is very special to me. I was in the front row of his first ever concert in Britain at Bournemouth Winter Gardens. The next three rows were full and the rest of the place was empty.

        He had a backing band of some 10 musicians and singers and they put on the most amazing concert, completely unfazed that almost no one had turned up. Leon stood on top of his grand piano for a couple of numbers playing his Gibson, as was his habit. His singers included the outstanding (in every respect) Claudia Lennear, his one time paramour who went on to do something for Bowie and then Jagger. She even appeared topless in Playboy but needed two pages to get it all in.

        Leon was a classically trained pianist who looked like casting director’s choice for Jesus Christ, with a voice like a rasp, who was the organiser of Joe Cocker’s Mad Dogs and Englishmen Tour (see film of same name) and writer of several world standards. He disappeared from view until an admiring follower, Elton John, rescued him from oblivion and cut a new album with him.

        A total one-off, musically, visually and influentially.

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      • 493
        hot damn! lefty, you trippin'! says:

        Good, but not quite Umiliani

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    • 457
      Flaming Torches R Us says:

      Did he leave his toothpaste on the train?

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  82. 364
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

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  83. 367
    Diane Fatbott says:

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  84. 381
    Fishy says:

    The ‘Stolen Election’ in the rotten borough of Tower Hamlets

    It is essential that the hopeless Election Commission gets its arse into gear to resolve this….and those who are unwilling to accept the values and culture of this country are encouraged to leave, forcibly if they are convicted of wrongdoing.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/10867666/Stolen-election-in-the-heart-of-London.html

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    • 383
      Vote for Nige says:

      I feel so enriched after reading that article.

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    • 397
      C O (Ξ7s1) says:

      Electoral commission is tip of the iceberg.

      One wrong move, and those bastards will probably blow the square mile.

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    • 398
      Oppose Sharia Now says:

      I think that single article by Gilligan is one of the most important I have ever read. It shows exactly why mass immigration into this country is so wrong.

      Just imagine what will happen when not only the Mayor’s office there but also Police, Electoral Commission officials, ,magistrates and judges are sympathetic to Sharia rule.

      I feel much happier having read that knowing I vote UKIP, at least laying down some sort of resistance to the take over of our democracy by unpleasant nutjobs.

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      • 414
        non taxable pikey says:

        Couldn’t agree more. We have been mentioning on here about this travesty since it started. Why has it taken so long for the MSM to catch up? The Electoral Commission is a complete failure in its present form and needs very urgent attention. However, the Failure of the Metropolitan Police to uphold the rule of law and also to protect the citizens wishing to cast their vote needs equal attention.

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    • 409
      Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

      Welcome to Blair’s, Brown’s & Cameron’s Britain.

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    • 467
      White rabbit says:

      Not phased in the slightest. The game has changed. Stone age motherfuckers have an uncertain future.

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  85. 382
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

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  86. 395
    My MEP's Moustache is Bigger Than Yours says:

    If Viz were to have produced an MEP character they would probably have called him Roger Helmer.

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  87. 396
    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    The 2015GE may work out a little like Arkell vs. Pressdram for the LibLabCon :

    http://www.lettersofnote.com/2013/08/arkell-v-pressdram.html

    If PE, or any other publication of note (ahem), can properly out Commie Cameron before next May, that would be good. Voting UKIP seems to make people happier – except the left, who do not deserve to be happy for a while.

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  88. 405
    albacore says:

    So Dave COULD give us a referendum NOW
    And make halal of the E U sacred cow
    Why don’t he, then – it’s a potent crowd pleaser
    Unlike his jam tomorrow, little teaser?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-27653359

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    • 408
      Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

      And if I don’t get my own way ‘I’ll scweam and scweam and sceam’.

      The housefrau couldn’t give a shit what you want Dave you dumb git.

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  89. 407
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    So the Yanks ‘persuade’ Nigeria not to deal with the gang who kidnapped 200 schoolgirls on the basis of ‘don’t do deals with terrorists’.

    Then they swop 5 Taliban ex Gitmo prisoners for one of their soldiers in Afghan.

    USA, hypocrisy all the way.

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  90. 412
    khuram says:

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  91. 416
    Bollocks to the EU says:

    *Just released*

    UK nominees for European Commission president against Jean-Claude Juncker.

    Frederick Spitfire & David Hurricane.

    It worked last time.

    Tally ho.

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  92. 430
    Esta says:

    they do say there are at least 7 people looking just like you but still the ppossibillity is very low

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  93. 433
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Politicians still lie when the obvious is staring everybody else in the face (must jot that one down).

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  94. 435
    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    Some people argue that telling jokes about Chavs is as bad as racism.

    Nonsense. Chavs aren’t a race.

    They’re a subspecies.

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  95. 441
    Anonymous says:

    Breaking news:-

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-27653359

    UK ‘threatens to quit EU over presidency’ – Der Spiegel

    German magazine Der Spiegel says British PM David Cameron warned that the UK could leave the EU if Luxembourg ex-PM Jean-Claude Juncker became president of the European Commission.

    It reported Mr Cameron as saying that the appointment could destabilise his government, which may bring forward referendum plans on EU membership.

    Downing Street has not yet commented.

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    • 450
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

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    • 511
      Sir Humphrey says:

      Smells like the Yes, Prime Minister Episode where the British PM creates a fake pre-sorted arguament with the EU to give the impression he is fighting and winning battles.

      They will never take our British Sausage

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  96. 443
    Anonymous says:

    It was not part of their blood,
    It came to them very late
    With long arrears to make good,
    When the English began to hate.

    They were not easily moved,
    They were icy-willing to wait
    Till every count should be proved,
    Ere the English began to hate.

    Their voices were even and low,
    Their eyes were level and straight.
    There was neither sign nor show,
    When the English began to hate.

    It was not preached to the crowd,
    It was not taught by the State.
    No man spoke it aloud,
    When the English began to hate.

    It was not suddenly bred,
    It will not swiftly abate,
    Through the chill years ahead,
    When Time shall count from the date
    That the English began to hate.

    R. Kipling.

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  97. 444
    Anonymous says:

    If juncker gets the presidency then its a high speed pull out for the UK.

    Lets hope he gets it.

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  98. 445
    Anonymous says:

    It was not part of their blood,
    It came to them very late
    With long arrears to make good,
    When the English began to hate.

    They were not easily moved,
    They were icy-willing to wait
    Till every count should be proved,
    Ere the English began to hate.

    Their voices were even and low,
    Their eyes were level and straight.
    There was neither sign nor show,
    When the English began to hate.

    It was not preached to the crowd,
    It was not taught by the State.
    No man spoke it aloud,
    When the English began to hate.

    It was not suddenly bred,
    It will not swiftly abate,
    Through the chill years ahead,
    When Time shall count from the date
    That the English began to hate.

    R. Kipling

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  99. 447
    Anonymous says:

    So the fight is on, its Cameron v Merkel, haven’t we been here before a couple of times?

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  100. 448
    R. Kipling says:

    It was not part of their blood,
    It came to them very late
    With long arrears to make good,
    When the English began to hate.

    They were not easily moved,
    They were icy-willing to wait
    Till every count should be proved,
    Ere the English began to hate.

    Their voices were even and low,
    Their eyes were level and straight.
    There was neither sign nor show,
    When the English began to hate.

    It was not preached to the crowd,
    It was not taught by the State.
    No man spoke it aloud,
    When the English began to hate.

    It was not suddenly bred,
    It will not swiftly abate,
    Through the chill years ahead,
    When Time shall count from the date
    That the English began to hate.

    R. Kipling

    Like

    • 452
      Anonymous says:

      go and have another one of your exceedingly good cakes. that should settle you down.

      Like

  101. 453
    Anonymous says:

    Juncker for eu president every one, lets hope he gets it.

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  102. 459
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron can’t force an early eu vote, he doesn’t have the numbers in Parliament.

    At next years election he could say that he would bring it forward if he gets a majority. But could you trust him?

    I think not. He played at being eurosceptic before the last election and has had or will have had 5 years to do something about europe. He has done nothing. Even that arch ‘eurosceptic’ Hague now in the foreign office has turned pro europe. Cameron is playing his game again to get re elected and using the eu to do it.

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  103. 461
    Sara_Tone_In says:

    Good job really that Francesca girl was holding a bunch of UKIP leaflets!
    Girls with handbags standing on street corners, of breeding age get mistaken for anything by fat, middle-aged men.

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  104. 462
    sweet FA says:

    If we can invade other countries because of their corrupt regimes and install our own why can’t we invade FIFA ?

    Like

  105. 468
    Lord Oakshit says:

    LYING LIBDEM ALERT !!!!

    PADDY PANTSDOWN ON TV.

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  106. 470
    WoRaft Chihuahua says:

    Clegg is toast if Paddy is defending him.

    Like

  107. 475
    Pantsdown says:

    Christ, Paddy Pantsdown on Marr is still such a tiresome bore. The narcissistic prick even threw in a mention that he was in the special forces. What a twat. And now he’s said he read 60 books in French when he was researching his new book. He’s not a bad person, just a dick.

    Like

  108. 476
    Anon says:

    ….Does Paddy Ashdown receive money/pension from the EU??????

    Like

  109. 480
    Anonymous says:

    Like

  110. 482
    Green Flag of Peace says:

    Tower Hamlets first. Britain next.

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  111. 492
    Anonymous says:

    As the result of the most blatant electoral fraud by local Bangladeshis a Labour candidate (a Labour candidate) has lost his seat in the London Borough of Tower Hamlets.
    Laugh? I nearly peed myself.

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  112. 500
    Brummie50 says:

    One suspects that once UKIP get their ‘bearings’ they’ll start the same ‘gravy-train’ scams as the lablibcons. Everyone i spoke to voted ukip, but one thing is for certain… if they [ukip] screw-us over, then it will be the last thing they fuckin’ do.

    They start delivering or else.

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    • 507
      Mycroft says:

      Absolutely right.

      The other parties all have their Vidkun element and there won’t be any in UKIP if I have my say.

      Change, is the unspoken word in all the parties darkest fears about the future, when ‘protest’ votes convert to ‘change’ votes then every party trembles with fear.

      It is what UKIP have to do, turn the sentiment of ‘protest’ into that of ‘change’ it is vital.

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  113. 515
    True or False????? says:

    THE REAL REASON CAMERON WANTS TO HOLD A REFERENDUM IN 2017.

    Between 1st November 2014 and 31st March 2017 the Lisbon treaty and the others will be fully in operation and the right of Parliament to legislate over us in 43 areas (the important ones) will be removed and be made subject to approval, by a majority vote of the lying undemocratic and unelected EU. One of these 43 areas is the withdrawal of a member state. Basically after March 31st 2017, even if we did vote to leave the EU in a referendum, the EU would still have to vote in favour of it.

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  114. 516
    Morme1985 says:

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  115. 518
    EMTEE MI NACKERSAKI says:

    Hope she help him good , with his erections

    Like

  116. 519

    well this changes everything

    Like


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