May 31st, 2014

Helmer’s Italian Parliamentary Aide Francesca in Newark

Yesterday Roger Helmer told the Speccie that his glamorous Italian assistant Francesca Salierno was not working on his by-election campaign in Newark, merely supporting him in his Brussels role as an MEP. That said, the lady in the photo below standing a few feet away from Nigel Farage handing out UKIP leaflets in Newark this afternoon does bear a remarkable likeness to her:


Perhaps Francesca has a twin, or like the Tory SpAds the PM ordered to Newark, she is “on holiday”…


  1. 1
    Vince"The Cheeky Chappie" Cable says:

    Just a thought, without the Banking Crisis, this country would be £1.5tn better off, with no need for cuts or Austerity

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    Leslie Phillips says:

    Ding Dong

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    Smartarse says:

    Perhaps Roger Helmer was telling porcine pies.

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    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

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    Do they know it says "Vote Labour" behind her? says:

    Across the street…

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    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    Afternoon Dave.

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    Why can't Cameron be like Farage? says:

    This isn’t the medieval period, Guido. Nige doesn’t own Francesca. What she does during her leave days is her business and no one else’s.

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    Aswas Tiswas says:

    Any real political news to report?

    Cameron knew all along about the EUs demand for extra hundreds of millions of pounds in membership fees? And that his lies about reducing the EU budget was in fact a pack of lies? Naah, not news worthy I suppose.

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    Downstairs says:

    I presume she is allowed to do what she likes at the weekends.

    Or are we applying Tory Toff standards to what the hired staff do with their half a day off a year?

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    Why can't Cameron be like Farage? says:

    The same will be true of the Tory and Labour Spads, Cameron and Miliband wouldn’t dare allow it to be otherwise, would they?

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    Why can't Cameron be like Farage? says:


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    RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

    Without the commitment to giving away billions of £s, we might be able to improve the infrastructure of the UK :)

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    White rabbit says:

    Derelict 2nd WW bomb site the only place to take vermin signage in the entire County.

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    Britannia says:

    I agree. There’s not much on at the moment. No. No fall-out at all from the decision of Frau Merkel to foist an arch troughing Euro-power grabber on the rest of the continent as head of the EU.

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    joolz says:

    perhaps she is working on her DAY off for a friend.

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    RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

    Seems like a nice girl :) Just wondering if she is natural, shaved or landing strip? :)

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    joolz says:

    Any more Polls on the Cons losing newark?

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    Do me another says:

    If 300 people turned out to help UKIP in Newark, surly that should tell these politicians that the country has some major problems that need to be sorted fast or are they so far up their own ar5es the couldn’t give a monkeys uncle what the concerns the public have.

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    Glam girl helping in Newark? says:

    GOOD !!!!

    Makes a nice change from the usual fat / terribly earnest / sloppy LimpLabCons

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    Owen Jones UKIP Public Relations says:

    Hi all. Sorry for the previous typo. Here until 22:00 to answer your UKIP questions :)

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    Anonymous says:

    What is wrong with you Guido? So what if she is handing out leaflets.Is it a criminal offence now to give your boss a hand? If you can only make snide remarks because you have no other news it might be best to remain silent.

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    Baron Hogwash says:

    I really need to me eyes checked.

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    Bystander #82 says:

    Can’t read it from here

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    Dan Hodges says:

    Without more mass immigration we will all be poorer and less enriched and Putin won’t be scared of us anymore.

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    phone dodger says:

    Gordon McMental could have let the affected banks fail while protecting savers’ assets – it would have been hundreds of billions cheaper and would have let natural selection run its course in the banking eco-system.

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    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Wasn’t the country short changed £2 billion because of your incompetent call of the Royal Mail share price, Vincey?

    Some business secretary and economist you are.

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    Peter Tapsell says:

    Maybe it’s time you went to Specsavers Baron Hogwash :-)

    She gave me a stiffy I don’t mind telling you.

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    Hadley "Screaming Banshee" Freeman says:


    Trigger warning. Police called. Expect arrests. Hate criminal. Laurie Penny. Caroline Criado-Perez. ARghhh, white male sexist.

    This female has obviously been forced to work against her will to support the anti-choice anti-gay rights ukip white males.

    The man who shot those 2 women (and 4 men but we won’t talk about that) in California was sexist. You are sexist by making this comment. Therefore for women’s protection (and did you know that 134% of women have been raped in the last 6 months? Fact) you need to be arrested and re-educated.

    Trigger warning. Trigger warning. ARghhhh sexist.

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    '"Why can't Cameron be like Farage?"' - 'Dave' says:

    But I AM!! – I’m dynamic! a good speaker! lively! interesting! a good record of walking my talk! – what more can I do?? . . . . . help me . . . (breaks down in tears)

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    Hadley "Screaming Banshee" Freeman says:


    Trigger warning. Police called. Expect arrests. Hate criminal. Laurie Penny. Caroline Criado-Perez. ARghhh, white male sexist.

    This female has obviously been forced to work against her will to support the anti-choice anti-gay rights ukip white males.

    The man who shot those 2 women (and 4 men but we won’t talk about that) in California was sexist. You are sexist by making this comment. Therefore for women’s protection (and did you know that 134% of women have been r.a.p.e.d. in the last 6 months? Fact) you need to be arrested and re-educated.

    Trigger warning. Trigger warning. ARghhhh sexist.

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    Rogered Helmet says:

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    Is Cameron Criminal? says:

    How is it legal for Dave to fund the UAF to campaign against UKIP, using tax-payers’ money?

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    Hadley "Screaming Banshee" Freeman says:


    Trigger warning. Police called. Expect arrests. Hate criminal. Laurie Penny. Caroline Criado-Perez. ARghhh, white male sexist.

    This female has obviously been forced to work against her will to support the anti-choice anti-gay rights ukip white males.

    The man who shot those 2 women (and 4 men but we won’t talk about that) in California was sexist. You are sexist by making this comment. Therefore for women’s protection (and did you know that 134% of women have been raped in the last 6 months? Fact) you need to be arrested and re-educated.

    Trigger warning. Trigger warning. ARghhhh sexist.

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    Hiding on the internet is envigorating says:

    Why don’t you ask her?

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    Hadley "Screaming Banshee" Freeman says:


    Trigger warning. Police called. Expect arrests. Hate criminal. Laurie Penny. Caroline Criado-Perez. ARghhh, white male sexist.

    This female has obviously been forced to work against her will to support the anti-choice anti-gay rights ukip white males.

    The man who shot those 2 women (and 4 men but we won’t talk about that) in California was sexist. You are sexist by making this comment. Therefore for women’s protection (and did you know that 134% of women have been r.a.p.e.d in the last 6 months? Fact) you need to be arrested and re-educated.

    Trigger warning. Trigger warning. ARghhhh sexist.

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    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    That lass looks more Asian than Italian to me. But she has black hair so she must be Italian.

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    Taxpayer says:

    Not very. But there again, there always has been something of the political del-boy about Cameron

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    jimmy says:

    Interesting thing to pick out about the news Guido.

    Some other outlets are reporting that there has been a spontaneous groundswell of support for ukip with hundreds of volunteers arriving to help you. (not bribed in like Tory ones are)

    And perhaps this attractive young lady has chosen to go on her weekend to help out. Helmer speaks highly of her so maybe she is the type who is conscientious enough to help out and maybe believes in democracy and therefore wants to help ukip. Don’t forget Italy got seriously fucked over with the euro so she wouldn’t lack motivation to help on her days off.

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    Innit says:

    Why ain’t the tart eating a bacon sarnie ?

    Just asking.

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    bella bella says:

    Pretty low down on the ‘do as I say not do as I do’ Richter scale compared to virtually all socialists who earn above average wages and live in above average priced homes.
    Yes Ed I’m talking about you too.

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    The UKIP tank on the LibLabCon lawn says:

    Apparently, there is an election campaign going on. People do that sort of thing.

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    Anonymous says:

    To the good people of Newark- Please vote UKIP. You have an opportunity to tell David Cameron and co. that we do not want to pay an extra five hundred million pounds to stay in the and top up their kitty on top of what we are paying already. What the f–k are they doing with this money? Let’s send a message to the E.U. that we have had enough and you Newarkians can lead the way. Please,please vote UKIP.

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    jgm2 says:

    Without the Maximum Imbecile crisis we would be 1.5tr better off.

    The ‘banking crisis’, while costing ~80bn or so quid was bad but it pales into insignificance with the annual 70bn structural annual deficit built up during the Imbecility and the 180bn quid deficit that the Maximum Imbecile ran up in 2009/2010 in order to buy 0.1% ‘growth’ and declare the recession over.

    Don’t let anybody tell you it was the banks that fucked the UK. It was the Maximum Imbecile and the cost of paying/providing office space for his 1,000,000 extra public sector drones with borrowed and printed money.

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    RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

    FFS the tinternet Thought Police are loitering ………….. :)

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    Paunch Watch says:

    The belly to the right of the picture looks like it’s had ‘em all.

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    jgm2 says:

    Perhaps she’s just carrying UKIP leaflets for her boss.

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    Hadley "Screaming Banshee" Freeman says:


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    RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

    I think you missed to mention of the ‘honour killings’ in Pakistan and a those sentenced to death in Africa for being on the wrong side of the religious fence :)

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Huba huba!

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    RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

    Sexist and outrageous……… but very agreeable eye candy :)

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    Hiding on the internet is envigorating says:

    No, seriously, why don’t you? I don’t know where you live, but I presume you could get to Newark within in a few hours and lend the campaign a hand over this weekend? What’s stopping you?

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    Common Man says:

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.
    Vote Tory, get Labour.
    Vote Labour, get Tory.
    Vote Lib Dem, get sectioned.

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    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:


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    Diana Abbott says:

    Anyone got directions from Ackney to Newarkshire?

  55. 55
    T May says:

    Yankee go home

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    Londoner says:

    Go North. Past Tottenham. Stop before you get to Scotland.

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    jgm2 says:

    I think the issue is that she’s (presumably) paid by the EU to assist Helmer in his EU duties. Scrutinising legislation (!), fielding phonecalls, answering constituent’s letters etc. She’s NOT paid by the EU to go and campaign for her boss’s UK parliamentary seat. Although perhaps she is – it depends on the wording of her contract or Helmer’s ‘allowance’.

    It’s hard to swoon about the place clutching your pearls about, say, Stella Creasy buying ‘volunteers’ loads of biscuits to campaign for Labour and then sending us the bill and then pretend this isn’t exactly the same thing happening here.

    She is lovely though, isn’t she?

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    Hypocrisy says:

    Why did he not hire a Brit?

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    dai suggestively says:

    perhaps she’s his lap-top personal digital asistant (LTPDA)

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    The British media are cunts says:

    80 billion? You can double that at least. The one eyed twat offloaded a lot of debt via PFI which is now bankrupting the NHS and the education system.

    Oh and some of our military kit was bought using PFI as well. McMental really is a cuunt.

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    Hadley "Screaming Banshee" Freeman says:

    That’s sexist. Reported. Expect arrests.

    #retweet StellaCreasyMP

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    Can't win for losing says:

    If he did Michael Crick would accuse Helmer of being a racist

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    Baboon's arse says:

    Without Dan Hodges, our collective blood pressure would be lower.

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    Long Poo says:

    These Europeans all look alike to me.

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    Londoner says:

    Good point. Contrary to the media myths, there are lots of people supporting UKIP from all sorts of backgrounds. There are many reasons why a European who is interested in politics and believes in democracy and freedom would want to support a genuinely grassroots party like UKIP which espouses those views.

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    HG (the man with no memory) says:

    Thanks for the vid. It’s a new one on me.

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    Drooler says:

    It’s about time we reprised this:

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    FYI says:

    Stella has been putting on the pounds a tad recently.

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    Blairs Babes says:

    You know what we hate most about white middle class middle aged men?
    The fact we’re married to them.

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    Francesca io no Bunga Bunga ragazza, signore says:

    Como si dice “fuore delle palle, coglione?”

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    Diana Abbott says:

    Many tanks but me belly run outa fuel so bess turn back before me break down.

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    Stilton says:

    Nice photo. What’s not to like?

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    Tony "war criminal" Bliar says:

    My last true believer!

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    Ed Millibaconbuttie says:

    Thith beacon buthie ith difficult to eat. Path the bwoan thauce pleath

    Thit. !! ith that a weporter with camera

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    Cinna says:

    A perfect candidate for leader of the LibDems then.

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    Handy says:

    Hey! do you have to?

    That’s my last legal defense.

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    tapestory says:

    The Green candidate says he’s getting good support in Newark as he opposes fracking, an issue of great local concern. There’s even a sinkhole growing in the main street, with the Council saying they’ve no idea where it’s coming from. Helmer has stopped talking about fracking, thankfully, but UKIP’s chances in Newark could well be buggered by their supporting fracking. Surely it’s time UKIP changed sides on fracking, or has Farage done a deal with Murdoch?

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    Simon Heffer is away says:

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    Mycroft says:

    I think that many are going to do exactly that!

    Cameron is stuffed here I think now, too many declaring the intention to vote UKIP to be ignored.

    Polls are being taken to be published tomorrow, might make interesting reading.

    Small poll taken in town centre 44% UKIP, 30% Cons is quite a shock to the system, Nige must be over the moon when these little polls become known, the odd thing is rather than taking it all for granted it seems to spur UKIP supporters to greater efforts… strange days!

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    Taxing Energy is Immoral and Stupid says:

    Fracking is a good idea.

    At the moment we are trying to complete with countries which pay half as much as we do for their energy.

    And while we are about it, abolish all green taxes on flying. They are codswallop.

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    Sinkhole versus financial blackhole says:

    Can we afford not to frack?

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    Mycroft says:

    The man in the video is a nerk.

    I actually do know a lot about fracking, he’s totally wrong on all fronts.

    Still, it’s a free Country and we have to tolerate the foolish and wayward.

    If I had the time and the inclination i could re-butt every dumb-ignorant assertion the silly man makes.

    Greens… like their name implies, they know sweet FA.

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    HRH The Original Duke of Cornwall says:

    Her greatest sin was offering jammy dodgers. Has she no class?

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    GORDON BROWN says:

    I don’t recommend you use capitals so much. People will think you are as mad as I am.

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    Frack off vince or joe pesci will pour you a concrete overcoat and you ll spend eternity holding up part of HS 2 …

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    Mycroft says:

    No no no… just keep going, wade into the water and swim ’til you sink from exhaustion, we will rescue you before you drown, trust us, we’ll respond, we’ll send a boat when you start sinking… from Portsmouth.

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    constituency trainbound says:

    get real chingrinner was a nightmare but letting the banks go west would have been compounding disaster

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    Labour Candidate says:

    Thanks for Ed’s offer to come here and lend support but I’d like to try and win this year.

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    Django says:

    I voted UKIP in the Euros and what did I get?

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    Vote UKIP :-D

    (It’s the weekend!)

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    Phwoooooaarrr!!! says:

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    And forecast there us no way Ukip will win Newark with Helmer obviously not hit parade material and a 16 thousand Con majority to overturn .

    BUT … If Tories win by LESS tban 5,000 then Cammo had better hope the ground swallows him up into a hole so deep he comes out the other side in Wellington NZ….

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    Producing shit and shit machines in't good for the enviroment says:

    Don’t see many greens with a knot in their dick and a cork up their bum.

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    Cinna says:

    Yes. You and me both. However, I do not have 29 minutes of my life to waste watching what is bound to be nonsense. Also, if he’s that green, why is using precious energy to broadcast his message via his PC. I do hope the electricity he’s using is being supplied by a wind turbine, and not some nasty gas guzzling power station. Or maybe he has a couple of guys running around like hamsters in a treadmill.

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    constituency trainbound says:

    perhaps shes just some iti bint who polishes roger’s helmet

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    LGBTory says:

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    Mr Nobody says:

    Tories are a centre-right party shackled to a centre-left party, Labour are fairly hard left party.

    A vote for Nigel lets in the two Eds and that will be the end of your savings and mine.

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    Gary Elsby Stoke says:

    Odd but true.
    UKIP falls at the first hurdle if France does not leave the EU.

    The average Tory knows this.

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    UKIP Poster says:

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    Nobody s yet mentioned the putstive LibDem leader hiding in plain sight .
    The Ginger Whinger Whinger DAniel Alexander Esquire .

    Mind you they had a Scots Ginger before and he turned out tno be a dyoso … …

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    Mycroft says:

    Sink-holes are nothing whatsoever to do with Fracking for gas, the reality is that if you look at where there are sink-holes there are rarely any sink-holes at all, this is because the geology isn’t compatible except in zones where the subsequent Tectonics movement was sufficient to all the formation of the upper strata that allows the sink-holes to form.

    No sink hole is very deep, less than 250ft, sometimes 500ft… Fracking occurs at 10,000ft.

    I do wish this Country woke up to reality and stopped feeding on the cobblers out there… we have a national media centre called the BBC, but they have taken against fracking because it f’cks their pension investments (like the Co-op debacle but bolstered by the Licence Fee) so they can’t be honest.

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    Lord Cashcroft says:

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    constituency trainbound says:

    you obviously haven’t been to newark … no-one goes there voluntarily

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    Well helloooooooooooo says:

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    Why can't Cameron be like Farage? says:

    Another one that’s not heard of Spads’ right to do what they like during leave periods

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    Just phoned the above 0800 number .

    Message says discontinued due to concerted campaign of malicious calls .

    Never knew Alijah Rockaabai-Clown possessed so many telephone numbers !

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    local wind says:

    whats it like being such a little c’unt amongst so many bigger ones ?

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    @intermission time. who says:

    what shall we tell the cjhildren?

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    lol says:

    It’s ok girls you don’t need flat soles to outrun Harry C*le

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    Phoned the charged number the recording gave as alternative to ask about possibility of meeting Ms Salierno on a one to one full service personal consultation .
    No reply .
    Must all be out on the ” stump “

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    Mycroft says:

    It’s a point of view, voice it.

    Is that just a ‘gut view’ or are you or have been on the ground there?

    People lie to anyone asking questions on voting intentions due to our precious clinging to the ‘secrecy’ thing but even discounting that it seems to me that something is in the air and it smells like a filled nappy wafting around the Con camp… it’s odd.

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    BBC says:

    No, we are against fracking because it sounds like the sort of thing that left wing people probably protest against. You know, Big Energy Firms, something like that.

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    Quite right too !,
    I mean without bthe Polish pilots we would have lost the
    Battle of Britain .

    Straight up !– ask Laurence Olivier and Michael Caine !

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    John Bull says:

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    Harriet Harman says:

    Right I’ll tuck in me balls you shave the Eagle sisters and give Caroline Flint a good scrub.
    We’re off to Newark.

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    BIG starting. BIG fan. RO says:

    start removing the sleepy giants in the House of Lords.

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    Mycroft says:

    No, it’s pension funding, trust me on this they keep having to top it up as every madcap ‘green’ investment topples into failure… millions of Licence Fee payers have already topped it up.

    The fact it accords with their pals is a bonus and assures the position will not readily change.

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    Lord Rennard says:

    Have either of you ladies ever been tempted to join the LibDems?

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    Speak My Brains says:

    Older/more serious people are less likely to be interested in gobbing their views to someone with a clip board (and certainly not to a tv camera).

    Also, some will worry that certain answers might lead to the nice interviewier to thinking they are R@CIST

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    ….oh….so you mean to say she s actually binned the chastity belt they gave her then ?

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    A dog called nigger says:

    Dambusters are on again on Channel 5

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    my tits are the following.T says:

    when did abuse becomeollution

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    Thank you Magboul so there we have it . If it s black hair it must be

    Blondie is definitely not Italian then .

    lThe fact she may have changed her name from Deborah Harringetto to Debbie Harry is purely coincidental ….

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    I said the fact she MAY have changed her name you straitlaced humour deniers at Saturday Team Guido !!

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    Oh my goodness.

    Permission to speak Sir ?

    Is this bland enough for you Moddie ?

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    Mad Franky Hollande says:

    British Jobs for Italian Workers, the UKIP way

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    wall , street, journal says:

    buy whoever shares your wall.
    buy whoever owns the street.
    buy who ever writes about you.

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    Hey muzees, UKIP's coming. Deal with it says:

    Brits are a fairly tolerant and patient people. We generally welcome all types as long as they integrate and accept our way of life. But when a growing minority of religious psychopaths refuse to integrate and impose their will on our way of life, we can stay quiet only for so long. There comes a time when that patience runs out and we refuse to be second or, actually in most cases, third class citizens in our own country. We’re not going to put up with this any more.

    The election results show the tide is now turning, which is why Labour and the Tories are absolutely shitting themselves. They didn’t care when UKIP appeared to just be a fringe party with limited appeal. But now it’s replaced the Lib Dems as the third political party in Britain and Labour are terrified. The left are also terrified because they realise the incessant smears, personal attacks and ridicule not only failed but actually emboldened UKIP and its supporters. They must be so confused. They thought their usual tactics of leftie comics making jokes and c-unts like Harman going on TV calling the party racist would be a surefire success. Instead, we now see Miliband scrambling in a panic and making a hilarious speech saying he’d be tough on immigration. Meanwhile, the left remain silent on the latest atrocities committed by muslims in Nigeria, Sudan and P*kistan, as well as the myriad abuses and crimes committed here. More than that, the left are shitting themselves because they now see the people have woken up and are no longer willing to tolerate being told what to think by leftie comedians and no longer willing to tolerate being taken over by followers of a barbaric and evil religion which preaches mass murder, child abuse and r*pe as its central tenets. We’ve had enough and the fightback has started. We’re going to take our country back and the left will just have to shut the fuck up and deal with it. And the muzees better start packing their bags, because the free ride that these dirty, disgusting, backward, medieval, murderous, perverted c-unts have had is going to come to an end.

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    A dog called NI66ER says:

    That’s not a tank, it’s a zebra!

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    Mad Franky Hollande says:

    How can you vote for an MEP? He’s just been elected to Brussels.

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    Mycroft says:

    If you care to look at these two ladies tweets you will notice that they both call the ‘mini-me’ Jenrick ‘excellent’ as in “the excellent robert jenrick”… this means they are simply toeing the line and speaking in parrot fashion from a script.

    These ladies are Parrots, the new word for simpering, sycophantic conservative squawkers.

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    … nor the fact Fukushima continues to release carcinogenic water into the ocean with the latest “dump ” by tepco being sone 570 tonnes two weeks ago … that is known about .

    At this rate it s all academic . We are all consuming poisoned fish , seaweed etc and we ll probably all be dead by the 2017 referendum so Dave s on a winner .

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    Immigration problem denier says:

    Cultural diversity enriches us. I didn’t get where I am today by paying high wages for flunkies.

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    constituency trainbound says:

    the constant focus on cameron as leader of the tories is misguided … their direction and focus is by and large well honed and proving to be productive.

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    A dog called NI66ER says:

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    Mangochutney says:

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    Immigration problem denier says:

    I particularly welcome the culture of stoning or hanging women who offend you.

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    On the one half day a year that domestic female staff are grnted keave it is mandated that they spend the little money they have been able to save on a train ticket to visit their infirm/ dying mother and bring with them a slice of simmnel cake from housekeeper s larder as a token of their daughterly
    affection .

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    Tally-ho chaps Bandits at Angels one-Five says:

    I thought it was Kenny More that won the Battle of Britain ?

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    Mycroft says:

    Sour grapes, their meeting are full of tumbleweed, dry sandwiches and cold coffee… the labs would have to pay to get a full meeting.

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    Tories on manoeuvers says:

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    wall , street, journal says:

    poli tical correctness is only a number. mr plumber. when will prince charles be charlie boy “I am not PC1 on the Thames Valley constaBUlary”.

    in the meantime six houses were purchased. all adjacent. all rented. the owner lives in windsor. taxi driver. mercedes. male or female?


    number 7

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    nell says:

    Presumably because he can and people will pay so raising funds for ukip.

    Can’t imagine militwit would have much luck with that approach!!

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    Anonymous says:

    If they’re a measure of what’s important to Tories these days then the party’s had it.

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    Don t bother with the travelling . My vast experience in these matters can confirm that all Latins are ” full growth natural ”

    A combination of their pious spiritual tradition and the fact they recoil from the possibility of cutting themselves down there.

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    Do me another says:

    Open to all EU people as per 10 million EU directives, when we bail out of the EU, we can then say and make sure it’s British Jobs, but knowing this country, we will still end up being a soft touch for the whole world, animals and immigrants eh!.

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    and presto sauce in one says:

    I am a sausage.

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    Obama Lite v Best Bitter says:

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    Fishy says:

    Bunga Bunga!

    Vote Helmusconi

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    jgm2 says:

    If he’d spent the money he paid for the tank on bribing the right people he’d have got his planning permission. Does this man have no idea how local government planning works?

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    White rabbit says:

    You know the Churchill speech often quoted, no, not “pass the Johnnie Walker”
    But the famous one “Now this is not the end …but the end of the beginning”
    I think it could be…..

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    Pantomime dame says:

    As a failed vicar I’m surprised you don’t know what a collection is big boy.

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    TE Lawrence says:

    UKIP can do this. The best result will be Labour losing their deposit.

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    Do me another says:

    I waited patiently the other week for Thursdays and Sundays real polling, namely the real votes to be announced and was shocked as I was expecting another tribal vote, so I will wait patiently for people to go to the polling booths and we will see what happens, if people are really peed off with the politicians then it will show, other wise it will just be tribal voting, just as in the North West.

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    ….. or ” something of the Right …” about him as Annie Widdiconbe might be wont to say … but not much !

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    jgm2 says:

    He should have gone for black and orange. Then he’d have had a tiger tank. Or a leopard tank.

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    Ginger Nuts says:

    We could recycle the joke about going into the bar at the LibDem conference and ordering an alcoholic ginger beer.

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    Ed The Second & The regressive Labour Party says:

    Labour came second? That’s progress!

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    who is the bigger hitler? father or son says:

    with 2 hitler’s n mind.

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    Tell says:

    Young H@rry looks good in drag. He should enter Eurovision

  166. 166
    NHS helpline says:

    up the meds to Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    jgm2 says:

    To be honest that looks more like what Labour did to our inner cities. Hordes of M*us*li*ms lead in the back door by a white man.

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    Do me another says:

    You said you would be a Liebour MP by now Gary, you failed at the first hurdle, your leaflets in your Councillor attempts, now who got voted to be the Councillor instead, sad but true.

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    Anonymous says:

    “‘s n mind.”

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    Mr Nobody says:

    Of course Ukip will come within 5000, what planet are you on? You sound determined to paint any result as disastrous for Cameron. The only truly disastrous result would be a Miliband victory in 2015, aided by Farage.

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    Balloons Mean Dodgy Business says:

    They look like a couple of hirelings sent out to give away ballooons to promote a new branch of Cash Converters.

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    Nigbo Tribe, Old Kent Road chapter. says:

    Make the locals feel at home.

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    ….she obviously has nt achieved the consumotion of her full UK party members quota of bacon sandwiches yet .

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    jgm2 says:

    Lovely though aren’t they?

    They remind me of the terribly earnest, bright-eyed and bushy tailed young girls that accost you at the Mormon Temple in Salt Lake City.

    ‘Oh, hello, where are you from…..?’

    Their sole purpose being to get you so c*unt-struck that you forget that Mormonism is just marginally less fucked up than Is*la*m. And maybe not even less fucked up.

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    jgm2 says:

    The Old Kent Road is full of Germans?

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    Yvette the Impaler says:

    wait for me – we can reprise the two old boilers routine

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    "y" says:

    the cut is an embarressment.

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    I'm a Jedi, so WHF... says:

    “Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for… sister. So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her, too.” (But do we still have to pay her?)

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    Do we all know that Beppe Grillo translates as Joe Cricket ?

    Are he and Jimmy Cricket — the other ” comedian ” — related ?

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    A Passing Whale says:

    Surely in the spirit of international co-operation you should consider sending a letter to the coastgauard in Iceland to ask for their assistance instead?

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    Come on the people. Come on UKIP says:

    Stinks though. I’m no Labour supporter but Gary is worth a hundred Tristram posh boy Hunts. LibLabCon are all the same.

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    Jezza says:

    Couldn’t have put it better myself Nell

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    jgm2 says:

    Since there has been no fracking done in Newark then the sinkhole cannot have anything to do with fracking.

    How fucking stupid are these people?

    He might as well blame his poor GCSE results on fracking.

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    ……is it Eric Pickles taking notes ? ….or just eating Scotch Eggs ?

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    bdark blue. collka singh says:

    my bum is athe front and my ass is athe back.
    my bun is above my bum. my ass hole is my mouth.

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    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    Anyone joining Guido and myself later tonight at Chiltern Firehouse to quaff our way through some Bollinger champagne.

    Sort of advance celebration of UKIP winning the Newark by election.

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    constituency trainbound says:

    chukka helps vaz out in the slime stakes so consistently .. the socialist dream ticket

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    Vote LibLabCon, get Sharia. says:

    Ah, so that’s how it’s to be. You’re no longer “racist” for opposing mass immigration, you’re “malicious”.

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    the braintree ripper says:

    Or indeed this one mr drooler

    like this

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    Hey muzees, UKIP's coming. Deal with it says:

    Oh look, a leftie’s popped up. I take it you have no problem with female genital mutilation, child marriage, honour killings, suicide bombings, christian women being put on death row, a pregnant woman being stoned to death, gays being publicly hung, english girls being groomed and r*ped. Oops, I forgot the last one doesn’t count because they’re just english and white.

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    Obama Lite says:

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    Fred the pensioner says:

    I’m not one of them as I stopped paying years ago. Free telly and a 150 pounds a year pay rise. Can’t imagine why others don’t follow suit.

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    jgm2 says:

    In fairness to Diane I think she could float from here to Newfoundland living only on her reserves of lard.

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    D’ you mind !

    ” Hiw FRACKING stupid are these people ….”

    Kep it clean . For some today is the Sabbath …..

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    UKIP grind the Organ while LibLabCon Dance says:

    Even the BBC will have to admit that Farage and UKIP have now changed British Politics. The next Labour Leader openly criticising immigration. Whatever next, and EU referendum?

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    Do me another says:

    Soiled underkecks time , I think, even Liebour are worried, Chukky Buttie in shock, people know this as he has stopped preening himself and hasn’t bothered looking in the mirror and has told his photographer to go home.

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    pookie snackumberger says:

    He needs money to fight nasty, sponging, mendacious cnuts like you with all the money you and your hypocritical lot get pouring in from the EU and stolen from British taxpayer to sell us out, shitty pants.

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    Abdul Krim's bum boi says:

    Ukippers call it ARSE!

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    my head is in my tummy says:

    psychic 1 aliens 2

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    Vote LibLabCon, get Sharia. says:

    I’m generally quite offended by Harriet Harman, so if you could stone or hang her (or preferably, both), that would be much appreciated.

    Oh, and Mary Riddell in the Telegraph; if you could bump her off, too, please.

    And Bryony Gordon. Not so much offensive as just plain irritating.

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    Chuks is running scared says:

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    Mycroft says:

    They’re proper yummy-mummy candy and nowt wrong with that, but I look askance at any person that seems to just squawk a repetitive line, ‘real’ people tend to show diversity…

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    jgm2 says:

    The next day (6th June) is the anniversary of D-Day.

    Maybe Nigel should call 5th June U-Day. Or VE-Day.

    If UKIP do win I expect a full-on ‘We shall fight them on the beaches….’ speech.

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    jgm2 says:

    I’ve read the statistics. The Polish pilots shot down three times as many Germans per pilot as the British and were only 50% as likely to be shot down themselves. So basically each Polish pilot was doing the work of six British pilots. Bit like their plumbers really.

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    Flaming Torches R Us says:

    We should start by sending Abu Whatsits family back where they came from. Now he is no longer resident here. His family’s permission to stay should be cancelled forthwith – along with all the benefit payouts they are no doubt receiving.

    Once that is done we can draw up a list of suitable mosques with which to make a point. Let us hope they get the message while the airport is still operating.

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    Flaming Torches R Us says:

    Baldy is not fit to lick Nige’s boots.

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    Vote LibLabCon, get Sharia. says:

    The BBC might admit it but I can’t see Labour ever opposing immigration. They’ve got their #1 line: “Thatcher’s fault”, and they’ll stick with it until the end of time.

    Can’t get a job? Thatcher’s fault! Can’t get a decent wage? Thatcher’s fault! Can’t find affordable housing? Thatcher’s fault! Long hospital waiting list? Thatcher’s fault! Can’t see your GP? Thatcher’s fault! Thatcher’s fault! No places at your local school? Thatcher’s fault!

    Never mind you’re stuck in a queue behind 300 people who can’t speak any English, it’s “Thatcher’s fault!”

    Works every time.

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    Flaming Torches R Us says:

    “led”, Dimbo.

    “Lead” is what is known as a heavy metal…. ::)

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    mjr TOM has claws. says:

    john major is minortom.

    someone is majorTOM.


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    Necrophiliac Dating Agency-Just Where Do They Dig These People Up From? says:

    The more we can get this guy on the TV the better. Just watch as he weaves his ‘Populist Labour’ view in and out of Public Opinion to suit himself. I’d give him 4 months to trip over his own dick and just be like another Miliband. (In fact, even more dangerous, he actually believes his own hype)..

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    Hans Geiger says:

    Too right. The international conspiracy to hush up the Fukushima story, and ignore the threat to us all from the Fukushima poison is a lethal scandal. Political tittle tattle is just froth in comparison.

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    Chuka trade says:

    Oh yes he is, nothing higher though.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Melton Mowbray’s pie making facilities have just gone onto double shifts having just heard that Fatbott is heading just up the road to “Newarkshire.”

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    non taxable pikey says:

    That is so unfair, to the Kiwis.

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    Vote LibLabCon, get Sharia. says:

    Just for the record, that picture is not of glamorous Italian assistant Francesca Salierno, because glamorous Italian assistant Francesca Salierno doesn’t have a tree growing out of the top of her head.

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    Dung says:

    Put fins on it- Fish Tank.

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    useless pike children to Legoland. Legoland says:

    more useless parents keep children at home.

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    the braintree ripper says:

    Another Sodomite

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    ccentre of gravity is going backward. so recede says:

    your ass is your arse.
    rotate rotate rotate and then throw. hammer throwing competition is on. get the menustrating girls to mark the land in blood first. is tampon food?

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    Mycroft says:

    As usual the words are ‘Anti-european’ rather than the exactly truthful ‘Anti-EU’… I think a few posters pointedly marking out that constant refrain from the opposing parties would be a good thing.

    I always correct the person who uses that sloppy shorthand in an effort to divert another’s eyes.

    I think the moment a writer/pundit/politician uses the anti-european gambit they are semi-literate/semi-partial/semi-detached.

    Anti-EU… the reality.

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    is NewTON the newDUMP says:

    who throbs there?

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    Simples says:

    Love the EU? Vote UKIP.

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    the braintree ripper says:

    Looks like a nice young lady
    So its a straight choice for the good folk of Newark
    Open the door to a group of sodomites trying to get votes for a tax dodging tory turncoat
    Or invite young Francesca and Nigel in for a cup of tea and a chat


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    press the rub HAHAW says:

    when will the little button produce little buttons. blow the litter tray away.

    whistle in, whistle out. head does all the blowing. the first man to stand on his head will go to the moon. fear NOT. hence fea.

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    the braintree ripper says:

    Italian knob jockeys canvass newark for the bumsex(tory)party

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    Grant Schapps says:

    Vote Tory!

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    Mycroft says:

    You may have a point, I admit I do use ‘Cameron’ as a coverall and in my eyes the Jenrick is a Cameron ‘mini-me’ so I don’t feel too abashed about the ‘Cameron’ usage in this instance, but I will in future guard against such laziness. Thank you for honing my ire.

    You are right in that the Cons machine is well oiled, in good fettle and is a juggernaut of it’s kind.

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    jgm2 says:

    I’d be surprised if either of those two are mummies yet. The lucky things. Their life ahead of them. I hope for their sake as well as mine that it isn’t blighted by any more political fuckwittery such as we had to endure during the reign of Imbecility 1997-2010.

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    JIMMY says:



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    jgm2 says:

    Hordes of M*us*li*ms flourided in the back door by a white man.

    Happy now?

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    Jabba Le Chat says:

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    We gibber here, we gibber there, we're gibbering everywhere says:

    Err, A UKIP/Merdoch collaboration? Are you high? BTW matey, just look at where Fracking Licenses have been issued (over quite a wide range of area’s). All are Libdem, Labour or Conservative area’s. To try and pass-off Fracking as just a UKIP policy is false. I don’t agree with it, especially in area’s with a water shortage, but it’s been granted in my area without MY CONSENT. Now, you coming on here spurting spurious BS about UKIP when we’ve had NOTHING to do with its implementation in the UK is quite frankly laughable. BTW, I like in a LABOUR COUNCIL area (but then you already knew that didn’t you?)

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    is MAMA for sale? says:

    Mia has turned. Greytube says, the jukk is out. grey flowers say, stay out. wife has turned, hubby not quite. longjump says “cricket ball”. when john major is in the loo, the joke is “who is this”

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    Mycroft says:

    I think that would be brilliant!

    He would become the best recruiting Sergeant for UKIP ever!

    He can gain salvation by helping UKIP get us all out of the EU, it is his ticket out of Hell and into Purgatory (gratuitous Dante reference) he’s religious and he’s hoping for Heaven, no chance of that at all I fear.

    You have to admire his Ego… in the face of so much of his own failure he is ebullient and positive, shame would have crushed anything but a megalomaniac… which I suppose… he is.

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    are you famous? says:

    Do i inow you?

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    Anon still Voting for UKIP ORG says:

    Why does’nt someone whisper in Chucka Mona’s ear he really needs

    to spend much more time with his ‘very expensive collection’ of

    designer watches…………….

    That will be viewed as being much more productive than all of the

    clap trap he’s spewing out 24/7, has he not read ZanuLieLabors

    script on the causes of CO2 & hot foul smelling air ??

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    I had a fish once, but it escaped says:

    I do hope the local fuzz are aware that a Rabid Feral Tiger may try and hump it at some point…

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    waterski says:

    wrath of god is coming.
    Dock the land and croos the “I”.

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    Hey muzees, UKIP's coming. Deal with it says:

    If we were to say let’s shut down and demolish all mosques, there would be the most volcanic outrage from the left. But if an islamic country announced they were going to demolish all churches, the left would say “That’s their right! It’s their country!” Or try and even get permission to build a church in a muslim country and see how far that gets. Again, the left would pop up to scream “You can’t build a church in a muslim country!” That encapsulates the grotesque irony of what the left stand for. They applaud other nations for taking pride but call the english who do the same racist. They defend the right of muslim countries to impose their way of life on foreign visitors, but call Britain racist for wanting visitors and immigrants here to abide by our customs. Not for nothing are the left useful idiots.

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    swearing is noise pollution. when is the new president coming? says:

    drilling is noise pollution.

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    jgm2 says:

    Brown is the same. Presided over the biggest peacetime clusterfuck in UK history and still fancies himself as an economic genius.

    They’re both completely fucking mental.

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    Anonymous says:

    Have a cup of tea with Gillian. Phwoar!

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    RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

    Full natural growth ?? as indicated by Broderick………… a game changer…. I shall give ‘em a miss in Newark :)

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    Mycroft says:

    They did seem to have the internecine Political equivalent of the Curse of Cain, each doing more damage to themselves in order to spit in the face of the other.

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    RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

    It was yesterday for me…….. inshallah :)

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    RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

    OMG the Eagle sisters are shaved??

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    my head is in my arse says:

    let those who are in a high walled palace do what they want. so at victoria bus station, do not forget to wave goodbye to the prisnors of Bucks House. The highest palace in in Disney’s imagination. so long as the walls of the garden are high and spinked…it is goodluck to him

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    prince andrew says:

    orange may be the new black but y does y has the recognition factor.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Blair was recently slagging off UKIP as a party of nasty people, but let me think!!, they have still some way to go to clock up 500,000 civilians deaths. Peace envoy my arse!.

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    Bleeding obvious says:

    Without balls your uncle would be your auntie.

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    Shame on the left says:

    The woman sentenced to death in Sudan is to be freed. For once, international condemnation has had an effect. No thanks to the left, who stayed shamefully silent. Nothing from the wretched likes of Owen Jones. They’re a disgrace. Next time that squirt pipes up about something, I’ll tweet the c-unt about his shameful silence. The left are evil.

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    Bleeding obvious says:

    Without the Kiwis we would have-third largest group of pilots after the Brits and Poles and 11 Group was led by Sir Keith Park. Still they’re not in the EU now so we can ignore them and enjoy being closer to our German, French and Italian allies.

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    khuram says:

    I loved reading your blog. I’d like to introduce my website as well that is

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    Mycroft says:

    Exactly what I found in the town, so many embracing UKIP.

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    Mycroft says:

    Chinese Whaling Fleet?

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    “Nigel Farage, the leader of UKIP has today been accused in the Daily Mail/Guardian/Times/Sun of stealing hundreds of thousands of pounds from a children’s charity and using the money to buy Humvees. “I like the noise they make” He told the BBC. “And the fact they only do 4mph a gallon means it pisses of the greens – that makes me very happy.”

    Mr Farage also admitted to using Polish labour on an illegal loft extension. Hiring a Romanian nanny. Smoking marijuana for recreational purposes and sometimes lying naked in his garden, reading Hustler with an erection.

    When BBC ace correspondent, Nick Robinson, asked voters in Newham what they made of these allegations they said

    “So what? We want out of the EU. We are still voting UKIP”

    We now go live to Newham to talk to mystified mainstream media people for their baffled reaction.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Good day Sir, weather looks good for the time of year, don’t take offense, only a polite enquiry.

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    RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

    Those Belgians are soooo sneaky !

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    newark .. no one goes to Newham.

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    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

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    Do me another says:

    It took them long enough to dig the dirt, what’s up your vacuum not very good or was it a friend of his, told a friend who then told a friend, who told a friend who was overheard by some guy, who told a friend, who knew someone who had heard a stranger telling this story to a friend who was overheard by a reporter who was digging in farages bins , the problem is nobody gives a damn, they destroyed their own public images by trying to gag the public by calling people racists, so who will believe them now, even throwing it into a fan and hoping some of it will stick won’t work now, good job I never buy a newspaper.

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    EU funded pro LibLabCon troll says:

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    Mycroft says:

    There is a deep truth in what you write.

    It needed to be said.

    Sickening events lately, incomprehensible behaviour to me, totally incomprehensible.

    The Silence Of The Lefts…

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    Roadside Inspection Agent-Generally 'Inspecting' all things 'Roadside' and stff says:

    The best thing about Newark is the A1.

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    Anonymous says:

    Come all the electorate throughout the UK
    It’s time to ignore what the LIBLABCON say
    Lets face it these parties have all had their day
    Our politics need rearranging
    So go out and vote UKIP lets sweep them away
    For the times they are a changing

    Not one of them listens to our point of view
    They’d sooner give our cash to the EU
    So lets kick them out and try something new
    We can’t afford this lot remaining
    Political rethink is long overdue
    For the times they are a changing

    They lied about Lisbon and promised a vote
    There all Europhiles and in the same boat
    Their treachery just bring a lump to my throat
    As each other they just keep blaming
    So send them a message and let them take note
    That the times they are a changing

    We will no longer tolerate lies being told
    Tax breaks for the rich but more tax for the old
    Ruled from the EU and our birthrights sold
    They ignore us when we are complaining
    If we all vote UKIP their out in the cold
    For the times they all need changing

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    C.O.Jones says:

    They both are, their personal views on how the public perceive them must be so distorted as to make them delusional.

    Not only delusions of grandeur but also delusions of achievements, delusions of intelligence and delusions of being of benefit to society. Total nutcases.

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    Anonymous says:

    Labour are going all out in Newark. He appears to have plenty of leaflets left in his bag though?

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    Anonymous says:

    Do you believe in this man?

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    Anonymous says:

    Pffft,oh dear.

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    Question for our times says:

    Why are so many muzee women so disgustingly fat? Even the fucking converts fatten themselves up. Does allah have a thing for obese heffers?

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    Mycroft says:


    On the subject of the Nick Robinson and his 'bias', he played fast and lose with good journalism in the run-up to the Euro-election…

    Watch the video (BBC, safe for nanny)

    Notice that the ballot result was not revealed and the whole thing dropped soon afterwards, my friend at the BBC says that the result was hugely pro-UKIP and the editorial decision was to show the piece but not give the straw poll result.

    He should hang his head in shame.

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    Polish Pilots says:

    We joined the Luftwaffe to fight against the communists and our own hated Squirearchy. Meanwhile our families at home took revenge on the despised lizards who had impoverished our ancestors for generations through taxes and usury. Perhaps one day history will be re-written?

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Well said.
    The left are evil people. They always take the moral high ground when they can gain benefit but remain silent when needs arise. Low quality people to the core.

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    Dinosaurs says:

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    Odd One says:

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    bingley says:

    If i had got a Westmister / Cambridge eduction like the Clegg I would own multiple diamond mines in africa

    As it happens he is head of a fucking shite polictical party and I am driving a Range Rove Sport round Dudley

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    Anonymous says:

    Will they get a refund?

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    bingley says:

    sorry Ranger Rover, I am not that thick

    2 bootles of malbec Norton 2011, and some Prescecco from Waitrose

    must let let it breath

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    Mecca-no says:

    No exercise. Most of the guys are queer.

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    thostids says:

    And Churchill excluded the Poles from attending the Victory Parade in London. I won’t even mention denying Bomber Command receiving a dedicated Campaign Medal. Cameron would probably do the same thing today, if the circumstances arose.

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    Thrill Seeker says:

    One of the best things about the A1 is the Jackson Stops

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    Mecca-no says:

    There is an answer to that question, but it keeps getting modded

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    The electorate says:

    What is it about these Westminster parties? They think they can buy our votes with a balloon? How fucking patronising.

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    Southern Europe says:

    Freedom at last!!!!!!!!!

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    bi ceps says:

    my naval is rotations. simples<-

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    Expat Geordie says:

    So how’s the gay marriage vote going Dave? What’s that, three votes in Brighton and one in a small village in South Wales? Meanwhile the rest of your support has, quite literally, buggered off.

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    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Does anyone know if Cameron has sent the extra £500m the EU was asking for?

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    Fishy says:

    That’s the Mo Ansar, who is the BBC favourite and who turns out to be a fraud.

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    thostids says:

    Why do you really think that RBS paid cash, without any so-called “due diligence” I.e. Common bloody sense or prudence, for ABN Amro? Because it was going to fall out of the sky and if it had done then the Euro would have collapsed and probably the EU. Brown obliged RBS to stop that happening. The British taxpayer had their money ripped out of this Country. MacMental may have feigned lunacy to avoid the death penalty but that’s no reason to forgive the likes of Balls, Miliband or Mandelson and Straw. Consider the deal that Myners did with “Sir” Fred! No one has put the bugger on the stand and asked him who really told him to do it. My money is on Mandelson.

  292. 292
    Here is BBC home service says:

    What’s up they been found out speaking bollocks from nation unto Southern Europe.

  293. 293
    Workers vote UKIP. says:

    Let’s face it, there aren’t that many of us that comment here(aand obviously plenty that read but don’t comment)
    Apparently the muppets in charge read this blog so I say to them….
    That it shouldn’t be forgotten, that those of us that can be arsed to comment, can also be arsed to do their friends and families heads in at voting time.
    I am fairly confident that I was personally responsible for maybe a dozen non voters voting UKIP last week!

    And that was for the eurovision mong contest….wait till the GE.

    Screw the LibLabCON the worm has turned and they are beneath the worm.

    Vote tory get liebour
    Vote liebour? Get fu#&£d!


  294. 294
    Nigel says:

    Not my neighbour.

  295. 295
    Fishy says:

    Time to sack that useless PC do-gooder Jenny Watson, head of the Electoral Commission. Apparently it’s better to bend over backwards and not upset minorities than ensure the integrity of our electoral system.

    It’s time for everyone who cares about democracy to demand fair electoral processes and votes of equal value, in equal sized constituencies.

    Is that too difficult for you Watson?

  296. 296
    QT Question Time Audience, how many UKIP voters do we have? (3 Hands are raised) says:

    QT. Typical BBC bollocks. Get Dimbleby to live in Tower Hamlets for ONE MONTH. ONE FUCKING MONTH. I dare you….BTW, BBC, a fucking footballer and a washed-up turd back from the States doesn’t make a panel.

  297. 297
    TickTock_investigation_due says:

    i have to say – having worked in brussels – the whole “leave” arrangement for Brussels-paid assistants (certainly with Tory assistants for a start, so no party here is excluded in my head and UKIP is doing nothing abnormal) is dodgy, with Members paying them out of a separate kitty or giving them unofficial leave as compensation when they’re paid to be working in Brussels by the European taxpayer.

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  299. 299

    Er Guido, old libertarian fella that you are…

    Does it matter if his assistant is assisting him or not?

    Does it even matter if she is Italian?

  300. 300
    nell says:

    Suspect his weirdness a la gurning gordon is compounded by his blank sheet of paper, total absence of any policies and obsessive compulsive behaviour in jumping on every passing bandwagon. His messy inability and lack of skill in eating a bacon sandwich in public is of course a mega drawback. Will he succeed in 2015 and be next occupant of No 10?

    Who knows?!!

  301. 301
    Tories on manoeuvers says:

    LOL…well spotted!

  302. 302
    Third nipple on the left says:

    Every time he flutters his eyes a little bit of pee comes out, his beautiful

  303. 303
    Aswas Tiswas says:

    Young black man dressed up like a thug homey gangsta is bound to appeal to market town country folk, they are going to see him as the face of labour and will vote accordingly. You just have to wonder what was going through that guys mind when he decided what to wear for campaigning that morning.

    Well done labour, thanks for sending more votes to UKIP.

  304. 304
    nell says:

    He rather looks as though he’s auditioning for a part in one of those B Movie thingies!

    And that is quite as embarrassing as that youtube thingie gordon did when pm!!!

  305. 305
    Someone who drives to work very early in the morning says:

    I used to think it was a joke when drivers used to say if he hadn’t been smiling I wouldn’t have seen him.

  306. 306
    Anonymous says:

    On her day off of course it’s not. #Saturday #37HourWeek

  307. 307
    which is it? says:

    Did Jasmine Lawrence,aka journomummy,take the editorial
    decision to drop it?

  308. 308
    Expat Geordie says:

    You want to be careful what you do to mosques, you could get into terrible trouble if you get caught.

    I got sent to prison once for burning down a mosque. I got five days. The judge said that I would have got ten days if there had been people in it.

  309. 309
    which is it? says:

    The Electoral Commission isn’t fit for purpose.
    Have the police made any arrests in Tower Hamlets yet?

  310. 310
    hindu head fuck says:

    bharatnatyam is a wrestling ,<-

  311. 311
    Expat Geordie says:

    Funny that. When the old girl was in charge, except for a blip near the end you could generally afford to buy a house, I could see a doctor on the same day, and the local NHS hospital didn’t kill any of my relatives. This shit all happened under Labour.

    I could try to refute the rest, but it is late, I’ve been driving all day, I’ve already done it countless times in the past on here, and I can’t be arsed.

  312. 312
    Rogered Helmet says:

    Shut up, Nigel.

  313. 313
    Nigel Farage 007 says:

  314. 314
    Diane Fatbott says:


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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

    Don’t be daft.

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    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    I think UKIP has this covered:

    Seeing as the fat fuck in question was involved in creating the problem in the first place, does not deserve to be in ermine, and should fuck off out of public life.

    Just sayin’ ;-)

  317. 317
    Dave says:

    I’m waiting until after the by-election.

  318. 318
    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    Vote UKIP :-D

  319. 319
    L N Ripley says:

    You already know the solution.

  320. 320
    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    If Guy Fawkes was a muzzie…

  321. 321
    A man for all people says:

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    Mycroft says:

    I have no idea, but I will ask.

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    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    C’ameron, H!lary Cl!nton and the A’rchbishop of C’anterbury led the calls.

    Now, as this was a religious thing, it would be good to consider this a success for the A’rchbishop.

    Cameron will try to milk it to up his image – but will likely screw that up and hopefully not get the poor woman shot in the process. (As happened with the M’alala girl that B’rown seems overly keen on now…)

    C’linton is desperately looking to become electable for 2016.

    This success does not excuse her from Benghazi.

    BTW: Sarah Pal!n is looking pretty good.

  324. 324
    Spoon face says:

    The word Hunt is only insulting to Americans and over zealous feminists who don’t realise its beauty

  325. 325
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    hi jgm2 – or are you another of the cats nine monikers
    Ref of earlier

    Btw it was printed in hard copy format on Friday 13th September 2013

    Lord Oakeshott likened the Deputy PM to the former Labour leader who led his party to a crushing defeat at the 1983 election
    Andrew Grice
    Thursday 12 September 2013
    A senior Liberal Democrat has called on the party to consider ousting Nick Clegg as its leader in order to prevent a meltdown at the 2015 general election.
    Lord Oakeshott of Seagrove Bay, the party’s former Treasury spokesman, likened Mr Clegg’s leadership to that of Michael Foot, who led Labour to a crushing defeat at the 1983 election. His intervention is a blow to Mr Clegg on the eve of the Liberal Democrats’ annual conference in Glasgow, which starts on Saturday.
    Interviewed in Parliament’s The House magazine, Lord Oakeshott warned that the number of Liberal Democrat MPs could fall from 57 to just 20 if Mr Clegg leads the party into the next election. “It’s nothing personal,” he said. “We need to face facts. There’s quite a lot of complacency and self-delusion going on … It’s very important to maximise our national share of the vote to give our MPs the best chance.”
    He added: “We have to accept that Nick’s ratings have been poor and have been for a long time.
    End of extract.

    They need to face facts – that’s a good un.

    jgm2 – i “only blog as EYBW” – perhaps some ‘others’ are winding you up … but hey it’s such good fun.

  326. 326
    IoB says:

  327. 327
    Roger That says:

    Not arf!

  328. 328
    IoB says:

  329. 329
    materials are immaterial says:

    people who aspire to a range rover are thick..sorry.

  330. 330
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Hey there cobar – do you think the or gc.hq know all about the Ben Gazi ‘cover up’ or are they too busy chasing their own tails like they really really want to return to the days of the cold war?

    And camoron … well opportunist PR wanchor that’s all he is.

  331. 331
    LisbonTreaty nerds says:

    This clearly explains why we need an EU referendum BEFORE November 2014, when rules for any withdrawal of a member state change under the Lisbon Treaty.
    Gordon Brown did not take part in the main ceremony, and instead quietly signed this treaty separately hours after the other delegates from memeber countries.
    The electorate really should be made aware of this impending change both by those who govern us, and the MSM who should be holding them to account.

  332. 332
    IoB says:

  333. 333
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    And SC – has trotted off over the border today …

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  335. 335
    Anonymous says:

    He said on your knees, close your eyes and open your mouth – now suck bitch.

  336. 336
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Thank you lots IoB; much appreciated that.

  337. 337
    Bus pass Elvis says:

  338. 338
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    btw – did you notice a little comment i put up a while ago about bilateral trade agreements / treaties in ref to the fireworks takeover and that it fell away (for the moment) … but that o bummer is going to be having some bilateral talks very shortly …?

  339. 339
    douglas bader says:

    they’d have just had to let some people have a go who weren’t from the “right familys”

  340. 340
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Probably good for those 30,000+ shares Neil holds in BSkyB too – but don’t tell anyone – ok.

  341. 341
    Mycroft says:

    I had to read the sub-line twice… ‘I read it as ‘Still Packs A Paunch’… I’ve never read the Mirror in my life, so quite a shock at first sight for me.

    Stable-door politics, old proverbs just keep giving don’t they!

    I guess the Mirror is against UKIP from looking at that page, are they purposefully planning to go further down in the circulation game?

    A stupid paper I think.

  342. 342
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Bye bye then.

  343. 343
    Kulak betrayed by Marxists says:

    There are one or two nice looking girlies in this vid. Bit like ‘Mr George’s, back in the day.
    Being straight / normal in these situations can be Very Advantageous. Oh the good old days.

  344. 344
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Noted – and of course BW EYBW has never ever stated anything about that LT Fake.

  345. 345
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Power crazed politicos.

  346. 346
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    Just watched Strange Frame, and the ship is “The Lone Mango”…chew on that Mr Vaz

  347. 347
    Miliband is toast says:
  348. 348
    bingley says:

    thick unless you are trying to move an injection moulding tool to brierley hill in the snow

  349. 349
    Kulak betrayed by Marxists says:

    Well……outstanding…….And he looks the part

  350. 350
    Nige says:

    As long as she doesn’t talk on the train. You know what I mean.

  351. 351

    Just in case anyone missed it…

    Vote UKIP :-D

  352. 352
    táxpáyér says:

    Are you paid by the saudis to tell lies?

  353. 353
    táxpáyér says:

    >Still, it’s a free Country and we have to tolerate the foolish and wayward.

    There’s a lot of funded mis-information campaigns leading back to oily countries.

  354. 354
    Anonymous says:

    Letter from a Ukip activist under a fake name?

  355. 355
    táxpáyér says:

    Damning with enormously faint praise there lol.

  356. 356
    Roger Hemler says:

    I’d shag her if I could catch her.

  357. 357
    táxpáyér says:

    “How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property – either as a child, a wife, or a concubine – must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men.

    Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities. Thousands become the brave and loyal soldiers of the Queen: all know how to die. But the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytising faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science – the science against which it had vainly struggled – the civilisation of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilisation of ancient Rome.”

    ― Winston Churchill

  358. 358
    Herman von Bumboy says:

    You’ve got it all wrong. I wasn’t asking.

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  360. 360
    Bill Quango MP says:

    I hope all those Southern Europeans are paying a satellite bill for that BBC news and its not, you know, another freebie from the grateful citizens of the U to the rest of the world because we are so generous.

  361. 361

    Leon Russell – It Takes a Lot To Laugh, It Takes a Train To Cry

    Manic, inspired, great. Leon. (Silly bugger forgot the second verse so sang the third twice.)

    Well, I ride on a mailtrain, baby
    Can’t buy a thrill
    Well, I’ve been up all night, baby
    Leanin’ on the window sill
    Well, if I die
    On top of the hill
    And if I don’t make it
    You know my baby will

    Don’t the moon look good, mama
    Shinin’ through the trees?
    Don’t the brakeman look good, mama
    Flagging down the “Double E?”
    Don’t the sun look good
    Goin’ down over the sea?
    Don’t my gal look fine
    When she’s comin’ after me?

    Now the wintertime is coming
    The windows are filled with frost
    I went to tell everybody
    But I could not get across
    Well, I wanna be your lover, baby
    I don’t wanna be your boss
    Don’t say I never warned you
    When your train gets lost

  362. 362
    Fishy says:

    He could do if it was only signed. Unfortunately it was ratified by Brown despite an impending election and the ‘Treaty’ was therefore no longer a Treaty – it was law.

  363. 363
    the braintree ripper says:

    And those kind words were
    “Get a jpb ni66a! “

  364. 364
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

  365. 365
    as wieya rai got cakefied says:

    her frient is preeti.
    preeti’s twin is a porn “star”.

    hms hope 1st nov.
    preeti 1st nov.
    some1. 1st nov.

    gibe me a “1”
    give me a “-ahem”

  366. 366
    Jezza says:

    nice to get the view from shitistan

  367. 367
    Diane Fatbott says:

  368. 368
    Mycroft says:

    The idiot anti-fracking brigade will stoop very damned low…

    On a similar but slightly different twist to your assertion, have you watched this? :-

    Watched all the way through totally safe for work, watch it and seethe with discontent!

  369. 369
    jgm2 says:

    You probably can’t see the dichotomy there so I’ll help you. Actually, it’s not even a dichotomy. Nobody who had any sense would dr*i*ve a Range Rover. And nobody with any money would live in Dudley.

  370. 370
    y did hitler snr break hitler says:

    who is a melon now. did someone say”jimmy”

    only if hitler’s father had broken hitler, what coco “chamel”man would have emerged?

    who smells like camel. do camel’s smell like ca. qhat happen’s in ahem stays in ahem. do planetary god’s understand time. they just rave on. graze grazia.

    there is only one hitler. who will be at the opening of the terminal 2 at Heathrow. follow the plabisites when swinging. all apes and monkeys will be there. it will be a “sin”

  371. 371
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:


  372. 372
    jgm2 says:

    Is there a scrap yard in Brierly Hill? Surely there’s one in Dudley. You could have save yourself some petrol.

  373. 373
    hair roller says:

    give us a bung.

  374. 374
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    So when their majority is carved in half or worse, they need to dump Dave, put a real conservative in charge and then we’ll be well on the way to keeping Milliband out of #10.

  375. 375
    chin za no? says:

    it will be a sin not to sleazepurleaseTORYBEAR

  376. 376
    jgm2 says:

    Do you know, it never occurred to me that that was where the misinformation would be funded from. But now that you say it – it makes perfect sense.

    I knew they were funding the religion of peace and its world-wide atrocities and I knew they were keeping Sudan in an state of war for the past 20+ years to avoid the Christian south’s vast natural resources coming on-line. But it never occurred to me that they would be funding the anti-frackers on the q.t. too.

    But, from their stand-point, it does make complete financial sense.

    Definitely worth investigating.

  377. 377
    Tony Blare says:

    and let’s not mention how much those wars cost you.

  378. 378
    please unzip me sideways says the undies. Duck says:

    why hug the bear when you can sqweeze. #askchoko I am for my periods.
    now imagine if john lennon was born blind drunk. when the tits hang, who will milk whom?

    milka singh or milk you there?

  379. 379
    White rabbit says:

    There could come a time when former Labour ministers can’t go out in public.
    Such is the sea change in the perception of the National damage caused by those lunatics. John Prescott….what were the British electorate thinking of ?

  380. 380
    Malcolm Gladwell says:

    Hey Cameron.

    have you ever heard the phrase “Tipping Point”?

    Well, have ya, punk?

  381. 381
    Fishy says:

    The ‘Stolen Election’ in the rotten borough of Tower Hamlets

    It is essential that the hopeless Election Commission gets its arse into gear to resolve this….and those who are unwilling to accept the values and culture of this country are encouraged to leave, forcibly if they are convicted of wrongdoing.

  382. 382
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

  383. 383
    Vote for Nige says:

    I feel so enriched after reading that article.

  384. 384
    PC Fault Line says:

    Thanks for that reminder of one of Brown’s most disgusting moments, surpassed only by his declining to take in his hand the Olympic torch from one of the Chinese Communist secret service thugs he had let loose on the streets of London.

  385. 385
    The 98% Heteros says:

    Homophobe means an irrational fear of the same.

    But you’re not the same are you?

    Not that that’s a problem, you can do what the fuck you want, we are libertarians, …

    … but can’t you talk about anything else, for fuck’s sake?

  386. 386
    BS-Proof says:

    Presumably one of Murdoch’s evil brood had a word with a Government minister on a yacht in the Med during the recess.

  387. 387
    Tranny Tories says:

    LGB but no T?

    What about the trannies?!

    You homophobes!

  388. 388
    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    N’SA / G’CHQ are not chasing their tails – they are still dealing with the S’nowden and O’bama.

    B’enghazi is not their problem though. That is C’IA and S’tate Dept.

    Now, C’IA are fucked off because C’linton and then O’bama tried to blame them for B’enghazi. They are doubly fucked off with O’bama though after he leaked the section chief of A’fghanistan’s name the other day.

    (Probably deliberately on purpose as S’nowden may well have let that cat out of the bag, but still, it doesn’t really go down to well…)

    That whole L’ibya thing I think can be hung around C’ameron and S’arkozy’s necks. S’arkozy’s collar is being felt now, C’ameron will be dealt with later.

    If you noticed the Sun the other day, people are seeing red: A Red ;-)

    If you want some cold war action, see post 349: Looks like our EU troll may have picked up on what is going down next. Satnav’s were retuned after Abkhazia was put into a pre-revolutionary state the other day, coincident with R-Fed troop movement away from Ukr.

    Shall check back through for your bilateral remarks on O. US is likely to get a bit of a shock shortly on TTIPS, but I do not think you refer to that.

  389. 389
    concrete pump says:

    Good, but not quite Buckley…

  390. 390
    Proof of the Aloof says:

    OK, the British public keep putting mass immigration at the top of their concerns in the polls…and we need to elect a new leader for the Labour Party. Who shall we choose? I know – the son of an immigrant to this country who made some nasty remarks about the UK.

  391. 391
    concrete pump says:

    To the twatmobile..!!

  392. 392
    Gordon Bennett says:

    OK jgm2 – it was the maximal imbecile and not the system…it just so happened that the same sort of crisis played out in just about every advanced economy on the planet…they must all have “maximal imbeciles” of their own….

    God, you are gullible aren’t you?

  393. 393
    Thor Theyerdal says:

    Ah yes – the old classic…Man Go Crazy for Woman. :)

  394. 394
    Bell End says:

    Personally I found it bellist – the lazy assumption that dong follows ding. Why shouldn’t ding follow dong?

    Fundamentally this is because of the dongist structure of society indicated by such common phrases as “Hell’s bells” – why should bells be considered “hellish”? Or the association of bells with “death” as in “It tolls for thee” and “A dead ringer”. Essentially bells are being put at the service of the wider Antibellum society.

    During WW2 bells were completely oppressed – they weren’t allowed to be rung at all. Have people forgotten that entirely?

  395. 395
    My MEP's Moustache is Bigger Than Yours says:

    If Viz were to have produced an MEP character they would probably have called him Roger Helmer.

  396. 396
    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    The 2015GE may work out a little like Arkell vs. Pressdram for the LibLabCon :

    If PE, or any other publication of note (ahem), can properly out Commie Cameron before next May, that would be good. Voting UKIP seems to make people happier – except the left, who do not deserve to be happy for a while.

  397. 397
    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    Electoral commission is tip of the iceberg.

    One wrong move, and those bastards will probably blow the square mile.

  398. 398
    Oppose Sharia Now says:

    I think that single article by Gilligan is one of the most important I have ever read. It shows exactly why mass immigration into this country is so wrong.

    Just imagine what will happen when not only the Mayor’s office there but also Police, Electoral Commission officials, ,magistrates and judges are sympathetic to Sharia rule.

    I feel much happier having read that knowing I vote UKIP, at least laying down some sort of resistance to the take over of our democracy by unpleasant nutjobs.

  399. 399
    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    Paint Dave orange and leave him wrapped in a union flag on the wrong side of the Shankill road.

  400. 400
    C O (Ξ7s1) says:

    Why are the Conservatives looking like Labour ?

  401. 401
    Anonymous says:


  402. 402
    One knows when one has to do the right thing for ones country says:
  403. 403
    Anonymous says:

    I think you’ll find thats Labours trick every week on Question Time.

  404. 404
    Anonymous says:

    Just leave Dave by the side of the road in Tower Hamlets, that’ll teach him.

  405. 405
    albacore says:

    So Dave COULD give us a referendum NOW
    And make halal of the E U sacred cow
    Why don’t he, then – it’s a potent crowd pleaser
    Unlike his jam tomorrow, little teaser?

  406. 406
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Vote Labour “Poverty for All”

  407. 407
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    So the Yanks ‘persuade’ Nigeria not to deal with the gang who kidnapped 200 schoolgirls on the basis of ‘don’t do deals with terrorists’.

    Then they swop 5 Taliban ex Gitmo prisoners for one of their soldiers in Afghan.

    USA, hypocrisy all the way.

  408. 408
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    And if I don’t get my own way ‘I’ll scweam and scweam and sceam’.

    The housefrau couldn’t give a shit what you want Dave you dumb git.

  409. 409
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    Welcome to Blair’s, Brown’s & Cameron’s Britain.

  410. 410
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    11 years to do something about it you fat hypocritical twat.

  411. 411
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    And even better news for the folks who don’t have to listen to their biased, right on, enriched, multicultural agenda. Plus their kiddies will be safer.

  412. 412
    khuram says:

    I loved reading your blog and i would like to share my website as well that is

  413. 413
    Yep says:

    + 1

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Couldn’t agree more. We have been mentioning on here about this travesty since it started. Why has it taken so long for the MSM to catch up? The Electoral Commission is a complete failure in its present form and needs very urgent attention. However, the Failure of the Metropolitan Police to uphold the rule of law and also to protect the citizens wishing to cast their vote needs equal attention.

  415. 415
    RH - candidate extraordinaire says:

    The bells are ringing for me and my girl…..

  416. 416
    Bollocks to the EU says:

    *Just released*

    UK nominees for European Commission president against Jean-Claude Juncker.

    Frederick Spitfire & David Hurricane.

    It worked last time.

    Tally ho.

  417. 417
    Whale meat again says:

    …. Do they have spare banana boats too?

  418. 418
    Anonymous says:

    There is nothing here that would prevent the UK from leaving. Read Article 50.

  419. 419
    Anonymous says:


  420. 420
    Whale meat again says:

    Plus it was never explained why the Saudi Ambassador to the USA a few months ago had to do a runner home on the next plane out – without even stopping to pick up his slippers.

  421. 421
    Whale meat again says:

    Reuters is owned by the Rothschilds, so they probably had to print that one through severely gritted teeth.

  422. 422
    Whale meat again says:

    Gary talking complete bloody tosh again (as usual).

    Who gives a fuck whether or not the French leave the EU? We’ll go our own way and deal happily with the rest of the world without all those millstones we currently have round our necks.

  423. 423

    I actually saw his father, Tim Buckley, play in 1969. He was one of those who died of heroin poisoning at the age of 28 (one year after the obligatory 27.) Jeff would have been around 9 years old.

    Jeff managed to last until 30. His going was quite weird, no drugs but drowned whilst swimming fully clothed in Wolf River Harbour, whilst fully dressed singing Whole Lotta Love. I would not attempt to make any comparisons between players of this calibre and regard myself as being fortunate that I was there at the right time and place to see almost all of them.

    Leon is very special to me. I was in the front row of his first ever concert in Britain at Bournemouth Winter Gardens. The next three rows were full and the rest of the place was empty.

    He had a backing band of some 10 musicians and singers and they put on the most amazing concert, completely unfazed that almost no one had turned up. Leon stood on top of his grand piano for a couple of numbers playing his Gibson, as was his habit. His singers included the outstanding (in every respect) Claudia Lennear, his one time paramour who went on to do something for Bowie and then Jagger. She even appeared topless in Playboy but needed two pages to get it all in.

    Leon was a classically trained pianist who looked like casting director’s choice for Jesus Christ, with a voice like a rasp, who was the organiser of Joe Cocker’s Mad Dogs and Englishmen Tour (see film of same name) and writer of several world standards. He disappeared from view until an admiring follower, Elton John, rescued him from oblivion and cut a new album with him.

    A total one-off, musically, visually and influentially.

  424. 424
    Whale meat again says:

    … a mere detail. Just tell the EU we are renouncing it with immediate effect and that they can all fuck off.

  425. 425
    mental poverty says:

    Without the Labour Party, this country would be billions of £s better off.

  426. 426
    Equal marriage? Wot's that? says:

    ..ooooh!! I do simply lurve that “ooh ducky” limp wristed flap too. Soooo sexy!

    I think I’ll ask him to marry me.

  427. 427
    your mother says:

    Tories are a centre-left party shackled to a far-left party, Labour are fairly hard right party.

    A vote for Nigel lets in a tsunami of fear that will be the end of your left-wing establishment and fine.

  428. 428
    your mother says:

    Look, the fascist bots are malfunctioning!


  429. 429
    Flaming Torches R Us says:

    Tut tut now – your humour by-pass is showing. If you can’t take a little piss-take you had better go back to your knitting. :-(

  430. 430
    Esta says:

    they do say there are at least 7 people looking just like you but still the ppossibillity is very low

  431. 431
    Flaming Torches R Us says:

    … and bent….

  432. 432
    Flaming Torches R Us says:

    So, just to confirm, those Indian police and their mates who had those two youngsters r*ped and hanging from a mango tree are also lefties?

  433. 433
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Politicians still lie when the obvious is staring everybody else in the face (must jot that one down).

  434. 434
    Flaming Torches R Us says:

    Any country that signs a bilateral trade agreement with America needs its collective heads examined (and it leaders strung up for their treachery).

  435. 435
    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    Some people argue that telling jokes about Chavs is as bad as racism.

    Nonsense. Chavs aren’t a race.

    They’re a subspecies.

  436. 436
    Fred the pensioner says:

    “journomummy”? More like “journodummy”, but as I don’t pay the telly tax I am not sure I am entitled to an opinion now.

  437. 437
    Fred the pensioner says:

    You must learn to spell kwere properly. Saves a lot of repetition.

  438. 438
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Daves’ got a Sopwith Camel.

  439. 439
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Regular lunches with hippos does that to a girl.

  440. 440
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Actually, truth be told, there is hardly any difference between them these days anyway, so they won’t be missing much. Still, they won’t have to listen to Norman and Toenails any more which I suppose is a benefit for them.

  441. 441
    Anonymous says:

    Breaking news:-

    UK ‘threatens to quit EU over presidency’ – Der Spiegel

    German magazine Der Spiegel says British PM David Cameron warned that the UK could leave the EU if Luxembourg ex-PM Jean-Claude Juncker became president of the European Commission.

    It reported Mr Cameron as saying that the appointment could destabilise his government, which may bring forward referendum plans on EU membership.

    Downing Street has not yet commented.

  442. 442
    Fred the pensioner says:

    What is it about people with the surname WATSON that keeps getting up our noses?

    Sherlock Holmes had a good one and there is that splendid American golfer fellow – but any others???

  443. 443
    Anonymous says:

    It was not part of their blood,
    It came to them very late
    With long arrears to make good,
    When the English began to hate.

    They were not easily moved,
    They were icy-willing to wait
    Till every count should be proved,
    Ere the English began to hate.

    Their voices were even and low,
    Their eyes were level and straight.
    There was neither sign nor show,
    When the English began to hate.

    It was not preached to the crowd,
    It was not taught by the State.
    No man spoke it aloud,
    When the English began to hate.

    It was not suddenly bred,
    It will not swiftly abate,
    Through the chill years ahead,
    When Time shall count from the date
    That the English began to hate.

    R. Kipling.

  444. 444
    Anonymous says:

    If juncker gets the presidency then its a high speed pull out for the UK.

    Lets hope he gets it.

  445. 445
    Anonymous says:

    It was not part of their blood,
    It came to them very late
    With long arrears to make good,
    When the English began to hate.

    They were not easily moved,
    They were icy-willing to wait
    Till every count should be proved,
    Ere the English began to hate.

    Their voices were even and low,
    Their eyes were level and straight.
    There was neither sign nor show,
    When the English began to hate.

    It was not preached to the crowd,
    It was not taught by the State.
    No man spoke it aloud,
    When the English began to hate.

    It was not suddenly bred,
    It will not swiftly abate,
    Through the chill years ahead,
    When Time shall count from the date
    That the English began to hate.

    R. Kipling

  446. 446
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Another twatter with only half a brain cell.

  447. 447
    Anonymous says:

    So the fight is on, its Cameron v Merkel, haven’t we been here before a couple of times?

  448. 448
    R. Kipling says:

    It was not part of their blood,
    It came to them very late
    With long arrears to make good,
    When the English began to hate.

    They were not easily moved,
    They were icy-willing to wait
    Till every count should be proved,
    Ere the English began to hate.

    Their voices were even and low,
    Their eyes were level and straight.
    There was neither sign nor show,
    When the English began to hate.

    It was not preached to the crowd,
    It was not taught by the State.
    No man spoke it aloud,
    When the English began to hate.

    It was not suddenly bred,
    It will not swiftly abate,
    Through the chill years ahead,
    When Time shall count from the date
    That the English began to hate.

    R. Kipling

  449. 449
    Fred the pensioner says:

    If the silly moo had not signed herself and us all away into the bloody club she would still have her country – and almost certainly just the way it used to be before she accepted Bliar as her PM.

  450. 450
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

  451. 451
    Fred the pensioner says:

    If you really want to see The Mirror in action just watch editor Motormouth McGuire once a week on the Sky papers review.

  452. 452
    Anonymous says:

    go and have another one of your exceedingly good cakes. that should settle you down.

  453. 453
    Anonymous says:

    Juncker for eu president every one, lets hope he gets it.

  454. 454
    Flaming Torches R Us says:

    The people from Hull can’t really be blamed for him. Living in a shithole all your life does damage to the brain. Plus they were not responsible for appointing this illiterate thickhead as Deputy PM and then a real live Lord – despite his protestations against such an elevation throughout his political life.

  455. 455
    Socialism is theft says:

    After Juncker is in the team we will have to watch out for the subs.

  456. 456
    Flaming Torches R Us says:

    Quite right. Such documents are regularly ripped up and binned when they no longer serve their original purpose (for whatever reason).

    When we walk away taking our money with us, and telling them all to go jump in the Channel, just what do you think they will do? It might actually start several other member states deciding to follow our lead and, with a bit of luck, the whole commie edifice will come tumbling down round their ears.

  457. 457
    Flaming Torches R Us says:

    Did he leave his toothpaste on the train?

  458. 458
    Mohd Hogan Badenbaden Howdy-Doody says:

    Don’t be rude!

  459. 459
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron can’t force an early eu vote, he doesn’t have the numbers in Parliament.

    At next years election he could say that he would bring it forward if he gets a majority. But could you trust him?

    I think not. He played at being eurosceptic before the last election and has had or will have had 5 years to do something about europe. He has done nothing. Even that arch ‘eurosceptic’ Hague now in the foreign office has turned pro europe. Cameron is playing his game again to get re elected and using the eu to do it.

  460. 460
    Let loose the dogs of war etc ... says:

    Excellent, but with all this costa livin crisis and stuff these days it is really ruddy ‘ard kipling.

  461. 461
    Sara_Tone_In says:

    Good job really that Francesca girl was holding a bunch of UKIP leaflets!
    Girls with handbags standing on street corners, of breeding age get mistaken for anything by fat, middle-aged men.

  462. 462
    sweet FA says:

    If we can invade other countries because of their corrupt regimes and install our own why can’t we invade FIFA ?

  463. 463
    Frau Merkel says:

    I’ll wipe the floor with the spoon-faced chinless streak of piss.

  464. 464
    Chav says:

    I have a burning ambition to improve myself and become a chimp.

  465. 465
    Lost2theArmy says:

    Cam has too much form for me. I no longer believe any of them.

  466. 466

    It was actually written by Bob Dylan who, by now, has a mindful of nothing else but toothpaste.

  467. 467
    White rabbit says:

    Not phased in the slightest. The game has changed. Stone age motherfuckers have an uncertain future.

  468. 468
    Lord Oakshit says:



  469. 469
    Pie'n'apple Poll says:

    Look well, look hard. What you see is the last remaining 124 Tories in England.

  470. 470
    WoRaft Chihuahua says:

    Clegg is toast if Paddy is defending him.

  471. 471
    Jackass Straw says:

    Are there many ‘English’ people left ?

  472. 472
    Jackass Straw says:
  473. 473
    Dans un convent tout pres de vous says:

    Press-ups sont interdit dans le jardin des concombres apres neuf heures chaque soir.


  474. 474
    pookie snackumberger says:

    Or the Bbbc?

  475. 475
    Pantsdown says:

    Christ, Paddy Pantsdown on Marr is still such a tiresome bore. The narcissistic prick even threw in a mention that he was in the special forces. What a twat. And now he’s said he read 60 books in French when he was researching his new book. He’s not a bad person, just a dick.

  476. 476
    Anon says:

    ….Does Paddy Ashdown receive money/pension from the EU??????

  477. 477
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    Scrambled Clegg on toast. Hmmmmmm !

  478. 478
    Handycock whipping it out says:

    Does anyone have her phone number? Boaz.

  479. 479
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    He was in the SAS apparently, nobody knows where though, must have been an ultra secret operation.

  480. 480
  481. 481

    Joey Barton Loses Moral High Ground In Debate With Hitler’s Ghost

    Following his foot in mouth performance on Question Time, functioning humanoid Joey Barton has engaged in an online debate with the nomadic soul of far right icon Adolf Hitler.

    However, after correctly highlighting the former Nazi leader’s deplorable human rights record, the QPR midfielder then accused all German women of being fat lesbians and suggested that Hitler “should have gassed them too ”

    This appalling statement prompted an angry response from The Adolf Hitler Conservation Trust, which is a highly successful tax avoidance scheme based somewhere in Eastern Europe.

    Despite being dead, Hitler still enjoys a good debate

    The statement read: “Der Fuhrer is now a very old man and was hugely offended by Barton. He also disagreed strongly with what he said on Question Time, although he is very fond of Piers Morgan.”

    Barton, who is currently visiting Robben Island in South Africa, before embarking on a Rhino poaching Safari, has insisted that this latest gaffe was down to having the mental capacity of a burst silicon implant.

    He said: “My whole life is one massive contradiction, I mean right now you are interviewing me and we are getting on fine. But let’s face it, I probably will physically assault you later today because I am a dysfunctional selfish fuck nut who can’t control how he acts or behaves.”

  482. 482
    Green Flag of Peace says:

    Tower Hamlets first. Britain next.

  483. 483
    Anonymous says:

    Face it if Ukip don’t win they’ll deflate quicker than a popped balloon.

  484. 484
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:


  485. 485

    Respect jgm !!!

    I defer to your statistics.

    ( and BTW I certainly agree about the plumbers and indeed the vast majority of polish /East European artisans/tradesmen …..)

  486. 486
    Anonymous says:

    This from Newark appears to confirm @GoodwinMJ point that #Ukip has a problem attracting women voters: (@MSmithsonPB)— Michael Savage (@michaelsavage) June 1, 2014

  487. 487
    va fan culo! says:

    …and the ring too …in more ways than one.

  488. 488
    joolz says:

    or should we now call him Chukus ‘TheLeaderInWaiting’ YourMoney

  489. 489
    non taxable pikey says:

    SBS, SAS who can swim.

  490. 490
    ooh! fancy that! says:

  491. 491
    hot damn! lefty, you trippin'! says:

  492. 492
    Anonymous says:

    As the result of the most blatant electoral fraud by local Bangladeshis a Labour candidate (a Labour candidate) has lost his seat in the London Borough of Tower Hamlets.
    Laugh? I nearly peed myself.

  493. 493
    hot damn! lefty, you trippin'! says:

    Good, but not quite Umiliani

  494. 494
    Kazantip nudist rave colony boobie commander says:

    I see UKIP are campaigning there too

  495. 495
    the heroes of the left says:

    tumbleweed outside the Sudanese embassy this morning.

    Owen Jones, with a face like Zammo off the “Just Say No” 80s drugs anthem, writing about One Direction

    That’s stickin’ it to the man!

  496. 496
    the heroes of the left says:


    tumbleweed outside the Sudanese embassy this morning.

    Owen Jones, with a face like Zammo off the “Just Say No” 80s drugs anthem, writing about One Direction this morning:


    That’s stickin’ it to the man!

  497. 497
    the heroes of the left says:

    Stop trying to dodge the blame… where is the chorus of condemnation and indignation from the lefties about the brutal murder of young women in the developing world? Where are the flaming torches of the left?!

  498. 498
    the heroes of the left says:

    Vote for an uninspiring young carpetbagger with no work experience!

  499. 499
    sweet FA says:

    Welsh, Irish who can’t swim

  500. 500
    Brummie50 says:

    One suspects that once UKIP get their ‘bearings’ they’ll start the same ‘gravy-train’ scams as the lablibcons. Everyone i spoke to voted ukip, but one thing is for certain… if they [ukip] screw-us over, then it will be the last thing they fuckin’ do.

    They start delivering or else.

  501. 501
    stupid video-cnut says:

    shite like this, slowing these pages down

  502. 502
    the heroes of the left says:

    a young lawyer, enjoying a £5m family property portfolio

    not much work experience outside politics – worked at Christies, is that where his dad worked?

    does anyone know how does a 32-year-old non-footballer, non-popstar, non-alist-actor amass that much wealth that quickly without being privileged and connected?

    and what have Labour got? another adolescent activist with a face like a baby’s arse?
    still, better than the libdems one whose pic reminds me of crimestoppers.

  503. 503
    the heroes of the left says:

    I sense a long list developing…

  504. 504
    the heroes of the left says:

    It’s not a British job is it, it’s an EU job, paid for by the EU taxpayer… but with a budget not voted for by us.
    Even Italians want out of the EU… naturally the EUphiles want to divide and conquer along ethnic lines because like all collectivist Fasci, loro sono razzisti.

  505. 505
    the heroes of the left says:

    I don’t think Green Party bods tend to have degrees in geotechnics or anything related to geology and civil engineering. no serious academic or professional in the industry would want to be associated with them, even if they voted for them.

  506. 506
    Mycroft says:

    Nicely uncovered.

    The guy is a genuine,dyed in the wool, Cameron mini-me and he is ashamed to say out loud that fact.

    Says more about him than any leaflets or posters in Newark ever can.

    Doomed, the fool s doomed.

  507. 507
    Mycroft says:

    Absolutely right.

    The other parties all have their Vidkun element and there won’t be any in UKIP if I have my say.

    Change, is the unspoken word in all the parties darkest fears about the future, when ‘protest’ votes convert to ‘change’ votes then every party trembles with fear.

    It is what UKIP have to do, turn the sentiment of ‘protest’ into that of ‘change’ it is vital.

  508. 508
    Funambulist says:

    I think Immigration *Threat* Denier is a better, more accurate line.

  509. 509
    táxpáyér says:

    That’s part of what I was on about.

  510. 510
    Flaming Torches R Us says:

    What blame? Nothing to do with me mate. I just asked the question.

    In answer to yours, there is no money left for them to afford a box of matches.

  511. 511
    Sir Humphrey says:

    Smells like the Yes, Prime Minister Episode where the British PM creates a fake pre-sorted arguament with the EU to give the impression he is fighting and winning battles.

    They will never take our British Sausage

  512. 512
    Bootneck. says:

    As an ex Royal Marine I have to say I’m ashamed that P. Ashdown was once in the corps.

  513. 513
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Try upgrading from Windows 2.2, cnut.

  514. 514
    Credit Suisse says:

    Mind your own business…

  515. 515
    True or False????? says:


    Between 1st November 2014 and 31st March 2017 the Lisbon treaty and the others will be fully in operation and the right of Parliament to legislate over us in 43 areas (the important ones) will be removed and be made subject to approval, by a majority vote of the lying undemocratic and unelected EU. One of these 43 areas is the withdrawal of a member state. Basically after March 31st 2017, even if we did vote to leave the EU in a referendum, the EU would still have to vote in favour of it.

  516. 516
    Morme1985 says:

    my neighbor’s step-aunt makes $61 /hour on the computer . She has been fired for 9 months but last month her paycheck was $16411 just working on the computer for a few hours. Check This Out

    ……………………………. W­­W­­W­­.­W­­O­­­R­­­­­K­­S­6­.­­C­­­­ⓞ­­­M

  517. 517
    Anonymous says:

    And you’re an idiot.

  518. 518

    Hope she help him good , with his erections

  519. 519

    well this changes everything

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