May 29th, 2014

WATCH: Clegg Shows Ed How to Eat a Bacon Sandwich


  1. 1
    Socialism is theft says:

    Fried Clegg on toast.

  2. 2
    Roger Helmer says:

    The difference between the Lib Dem infighting and the Game of Thrones, is that in Westeros, the throne is actually worth having.

  3. 3
    Vince Cable says:

    I don’t remember meeting Lord Inkblot.

  4. 4
    This is why we vote UKIP says:

    So this is politics in the 21st century in Britain.

  5. 5
    Abu Qatada says:

    When is it my turn to eat a bacon sarnie?

  6. 6
    Fawke Handles says:

    All of us public school chaps know how to eat a bacon sandwich. It’s only those comprehensive proles like Milllliband who can’t.

  7. 7
    non taxable pikey says:

    FFS Guido puerile carp like this. WGAF how yesterday’s man eats his breakfast? Nigel taking Camoron to task in the Telegraph over European Arrest Warrants, now that is important.

  8. 8
    Mycroft says:

    Worthless media hoopla… the man is a failure and the big concern of the the idiot-press is to concern themselves about a sandwich… please stop being as hopeless as the Politicians you interview, one idiot on the programme is enough surely?

  9. 9

    Give the guy a break. He’s a good sport. Unlike that See you next Tuesday, Cable.

  10. 10
    Dave says:

    Alright I lied about everything but trust me on the Global Warming bit.

  11. 11
    Tonto says:

    How does man eat with forked tongue?

  12. 12
    RIP says:

    Are all you racists celebrating the death of Maya Angelou? She achieved more in one year of her life than most of you will or have done in 90.

  13. 13
    JH3904023923-093-4 says:

    If you can’t even eat a sodding bacon sandwich without looking like you are licking piss off a nettle, it is unlikely you have the life experience and gravitas to run a country.

  14. 14
    A prole says:

    Anyone know whats happening in Newark? Or is there a D notice?

  15. 15
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Boris Johnson: Nick Clegg is the prime minister’s ‘condom’

    And I agree with Boris

  16. 16
    illogical says:

    Miliband chose the roll.
    Nick got the sarnie- much easier.
    Perhaps in future to investigate the capabilities of their political / mental competancy they should be given bowls of soup and chopsticks .

  17. 17
    Socialism is theft says:

    And there is less sexual perversion with Game of Thrones than with the Lib Dems.

  18. 18
    Tom Brown says:

    And top-notch buggery.

  19. 19
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Hear ! Hear !

  20. 20
    Anonymong says:

    Hard to celebrate when I don’t even know who she is.

  21. 21
    President Obummer says:


  22. 22
    Mycroft says:

    No, this UKIP ‘racist’ was rather too concerned with the stoning to death of a woman less than a third Maya’s age on a Court’s steps whilst ‘authority’ stood by doing nothing to stop it. It’s a priority thing…

  23. 23
    JH3904023923-093-4 says:

    She was a shit writer. So was Alice Walker.

    Brilliant people pass away all the time, I don’t hear howls from the left about it.

    Assuage your fucking whíte middle class guilt in your own time, not mine.

  24. 24
    non taxable pikey says:

    It’s pissing down.

  25. 25
    Guido says:

    bagsy be his rectum

  26. 26
    Fawke Handles says:

    I always munch on bacon while being buggered.

  27. 27
    non taxable pikey says:

    That, together with some other poor woman giving birth in a shithole in Sudan whilst chained to the bed and with the real possibility of being murdered afterwards.

  28. 28
    Demetrius says:

    Watching Nick “The Thick” Clegg & Ed Millibonce eating sandwiches is bad enough, telling the British electorate that immigration has been a success story for the British economy is enough to make anyone puke up their own sandwiches.

    What a laughable lot ConLabLimp parties have become.

    The sooner significant numbers of British voters get rid of these old tired worn out parties, the better!!!!

    VOTE UKIP!!!!!!!!

  29. 29
    Davey Boy Cameron says:

    I can eat a pastie without a napkin

  30. 30
    Socialism is theft says:

    More interesting would be how the three behave at a urinal. Nick Clegg would spray from side to side. Ed would shyly extract his piece, aim and miss the bowl and Dave would get some pleb to do it for him.

  31. 31
    Fawke Handles says:

    You might think it is a childish fish but some of us think that if a man can’t even eat a fucking sandwich without looking like a twat, then how can he be fit to govern. You dyslexic wanker.

  32. 32
    Bluto says:

    Very nice. Pity about eating with his mouth open and talking as he chews though.


  33. 33
    Mycroft says:

    Yep, saw that too, it is enough to make you weep. MA wouldn’t want us to divert our eyes from these things, she’d be ashamed if she knew that her death diverted our attention from today’s issues.

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    “Nick Ferrari handed Nick Clegg a bacon sarnie on LBC this morning”
    LBC? Isn’t that the Lets Back Clegg station? Where he not only gets fed, but also protected from those questions he should be addressing. Yet much like the fading illusion of democracy in party politics. Sooner or later the public wise-up to the smoke, mirrors and, partisan sanitisation of real debate that actually gets us somewhere.

  35. 35
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Layabouts & other Wasters says:

    Yeah right, biggest con in history. In 20 years time scientists will be really embarrassed their names were associated with the Great Climate Change Scam.

  36. 36
    Mycroft says:

    But let’s get back to what we are ‘advised’ as being ‘important’… let’s talk about bloody sandwiches… lol

  37. 37
    Dave says:

    I normally comment on anything that will get me on telly.

    However, it is all our inclusive multiracial LibLabConning policy not to criticise the traditional practices of the Mozzies in Parkiland.

    The stoning to death of a pregnant woman by her relatives in public in a major city is perfectly understandable.

  38. 38
    suissebob says:

    Retiring on their fat pensions after a life on the gravy train. I don’t think so.

    They’ll all deny their alarmism and if cornered will say they had the best intentions, never mind the tens of thousand of excess winter deaths among pensioners in Britain each year as documented by Age Concern.

  39. 39
    British supermarkets and food joints says:

    You’re welcome to eat our halal turkey “bacon”.
    We’ve managed to fool customers for years.

  40. 40
    ipad says:

    is it reasonable to burn my .

  41. 41
    Bluto says:

    You cannot possibly know that. Using that woman’s death as a stick to beat presumed racists speaks volumes about the supposed humanity of the left.

    You bleat much about the wickedness of hatred but a sustained hatred of your opponents, real and imaginary, seems to be your only defining basis. One wonders what you think you will have to “struggle” against once you have eliminated them all.

    But of course, from Stalin’s Soviet Union, Honecker’s East Germany and Pol Pot’s Cambodia we know that you won’t eliminate them all. Thank God.

  42. 42
    rick says:

    With parliament having no real power or purpose any longer, politics is now just a kid’s game to these people.

  43. 43
    broken tooth says:

    purr bersion 3 blind man pugh down.

  44. 44
    Sarah Brown says:

  45. 45
    u says:

    do you remember me?

  46. 46
    Sue Veneer says:

    Anyone would have thought she achieved something miraculous like invented Penicillin or something.

    You should have heard the eulogy to her this morning on R4 by someone (P@ul Florence???) who had only met her once in his life. It was ridiculous.

    A definite OBN for him.

  47. 47
    Cherie Blair says:

    I can eat frankfurters sideways!

  48. 48
    Jack Dromey says:

    Anyone for black pudding sausage ?

  49. 49
    Anonymous says:

    Everyone seems to be steering away from the fact that the sandwich was non-kosher, and therefore abhorrent to the Milimong.

  50. 50
    Diane Abbott says:

    If Newark is outside the M25 then it’s WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYCIST!!!!

  51. 51
    BBC Spokeperson says:

    Breaking News:

    The Royal Baby

  52. 52
    Pigs in the trough says:

    “Fork in hell” won’t save his bacon tho!!!!! Going down Clegg is going down.

  53. 53
    JH3904023923-093-4 says:

    One wonders what you think you will have to “struggle” against once you have eliminated them all.

    The glorious revolutionary Left never get that far down their list of victims before they start to perish in and of their own void.

    This is what Ayn Rand was getting at in Atlas Shrugged. If she hadn’t taken 800-odd fucking pages to do it the book would have been even more popular.

  54. 54
    Worker Drone says:

    I had never heard of her.

  55. 55
    Diane Abbott says:

    For example, my son at school

  56. 56
    Obnoxious_Oink says:

    I think Clegg ought to have opted for Toast really.
    Maybe then not only the food would have been given a good grilling.

  57. 57
    Owen's Remedial Domestic Science teacher says:

    “Beef” him up with a bacon sandwich? It must be all the heavy metal flourides from the Boris bus exhausts which retard the Londoners.

    And it was a carefully quartered soft white bread slice with no drippy sauces or additrions. And Clog nibbled at the corner avoiding even the flacid crust.

    Case unproven.

    Not that anyone gives a shit.

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  59. 59
    melvin says:

    You can’t help wondering when we are going to get some politicians who have the balls to say ‘no’ when confronted with stupid publicity stunts, and mean it. All they have to do is say “I’ve come here to talk about the big things that affect people’s lives, not to play stupid games” – how hard is that?

  60. 60
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Who is she and what great impact is she meant to have had on my life?

  61. 61
    Hugh Janus says:

    Looks like Ray Charles in drag:-

  62. 62
    Dr Llareggub says:

    If only he had eaten the bacon sandwich before the election. The Lib Dems would have won and the fate of the EU sealed forever

  63. 63
    Joe Thorpe says:

    Its an attempt to kill off OAP’s & reduce their carbon emissions at the same time by pricing their heating, lighting & food outside their price range

  64. 64
    HP Sauce makes a bacon sandwich says:

    Clegg always struck me as the type to choose ketchup

  65. 65
    thostids says:

    Jeremy preferred his pillow

  66. 66
    Joe Public. says:

    They will either disapear into the woodwork or totally deny it.
    Just like Labour, Guardian and the BBC deny they had a Stasi style immigration / racist regime for over 12 years.

  67. 67
    Bushwacker says:

    Well at least if his mouths full he can’t talk shit…or can he?

  68. 68
    webh2014 says:

    Ed should take some tips from this 12 year old, looks like she is worried about the poor chap >

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