May 29th, 2014

Six of Cable’s Twickenham LibDems Back Plot to Oust Clegg

What do the LibDems pictured above have in common? Well, for starters they are all councillors or council candidates in Vince Cable’s constituency of Twickenham, all featured on his local LibDem website. Here are their names from left to right:

Susan Burningham - council candidate in Twickenham Riverside
Roger Crouch – council candidate in Twickenham Riverside
Ben Khosa - councillor in St Margaret’s & North Twickenham
Jonathan Cardy - councillor in Fulwell & Hampton Hill
John Coombs - councillor in Heathfield
Arnie Gibbons - ex-councillor in Whitton

What else do they have in common? They have all signed the LibDems4Change petition organised by anti-Clegg plotters calling on their leader to resign. Six key figures in Vince Cable’s local party are signed up members of the public plot to oust Clegg. Mathematically improbable when you consider that only 1% of the party membership is publicly backing the putsch. By coincidence Lord Oakeshott was in Twickenham as recently as Monday last week. Presumably Vince will tell us he knows nothing about this either…


  1. 1
    Lukewarm says:

    They are harmless halfwits

  2. 2
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:


  3. 3
    Mycroft says:

    When that stop anyone?

  4. 4
    lojolondon says:

    Warm up the guillotine, I think the liar is going for the chop!!

    The only thing that can save him now is Cleggy’s fear of confrontation, preferring to pretend belief rather than out him and fire him….

  5. 5
    Roger Helmer says:

    Skull Cracker………………………..

    To recap – Wheatley has been sentenced to life in prison with a minimum ten-year term after pleading guilty to charges of robbery, possession of a firearm or imitation firearm and being unlawfully at large.

    The 55-year-old appeared via video link at Guildford Crown Court today from high-security HMP Belmarsh. He has been upgraded from a category D prisoner to category A.

  6. 6
    Botus says:

    What a bunch of Huhnes. That includes Cable

  7. 7
    Vince Cable says:

    I have never met Lord Oakeshott. I have no idea who he is. The fact that he’s one of my oldest friends has no bearing on the fact that we have never spoken. I support the leader.

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    Anonymous says:

    Not really mathematically impossible, when you consider that there are likely to be far more “activists” (and disgruntled councillors) in a constituency they hold. Parties like Twickers have way higher numbers of members than many local parties.

  9. 9
    My bet says:

    Vince will resign within a week.

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    That .gif is very disturbing.

  11. 11
    Lord Oakshit says:

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    Fanny Batter says:

    Skull cracker chose Twickenham to visit once he walked away from prison.
    Surely there’s a conspiracy theory there one of you pillocks will come up with?

  13. 13
    Old Rat says:

    It needs an evil soundtrack

  14. 14
    Fanny Batter says:

    Is he the new Dr Who?

  15. 15
    Garden Leave says:

    The only time Vince and Twickenham get mentioned in the same sentence!

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    the braintree ripper says:

    Maybe the Noble Lord Oakshott was just “glad handing” some local nubile PPCs?

    He is known for having “party hands”

  17. 17
    Copper Top says:

    FFs? Old Vinny who sells your antiques at bric-a-brac prices for Lib Dem Leader? Cable needs to GO or at least retired! . Chuck his zimmer frame in the garbage along with the old stunt.

  18. 18
    Lumpy Turk Beans says:

    They ain’t even that though are they? They are a total fucking irrelevance, their only purpose is keeping cock head Cameron in office. I mean what sort of arsehole would, now, declare themselves to be a “Liberal Democrat”? You would find more people prepared to admit to a bit of noncing rather than be associated with these soulless fucking gumps.

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    Lord Oakshit says:

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    Lumpy Turk Beans says:

    Garbage? Fuck off you fucking fake Yank mong. We don’t say fucking garbage around here you fucking spunk bubble.

  21. 21
    Bring Back Ming says:

    Ming is a better option! He is less senile than Vinny the Old Senile Socialist. Tvrd stirrer!

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    And what of Oakeshott’s little girly spinning shit over at the dtp Times for Huhne / Brisco et cetera …

    When Journo’s become the story – isn’t there something very very wrong – with the executive above???

  23. 23
    Garden Leave says:

    …. whoever he is!

  24. 24
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Ming is of the dirty Advocate legal kind – and the Faculty of Advocates in Sctochland is riddled with corrupt and bent lawyers.

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    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    He’s 71 and needs to be put out to grass. They need a woman in charge. It’s just an idea. Let the Libdems suck it and see.

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    Botus says:


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    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    Can I be of some assistance ? I’m nearly as good a liar as Vince…

  28. 28
    Mycroft says:

    This whole episode is a bit ‘Jimmy Savile’… full of schoolboy errors.

    …I’ll get my coat.

  29. 29
    what a gay dave says:

    Why does cast iron seem so sure he will get everything he wants from the renegotiation

    Why can’t be just say that if he can’t get what he wants then he wont campain to stay in?

  30. 30
    Derry Cocksporn (LibDem) says:

    All the rats are leaving the sinking ship now.

  31. 31

    Vote UKIP :-D

  32. 32
    The British media are cunts says:

    Lefty wet dream QT panel

    Owen Jones
    Bonnie Greer
    Fat polly
    Yasmin alabi Brown
    Toilets Maguire

  33. 33
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

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    ChrisTheLeatherman says:

    What a bloody scruffy lot they don’t look as they could run either a booze-up in brewerery or an orgy in a brothel and I guess they dressed up for their photo-op. No wonder the Lid-Dems lost Twickenham. I heard Lord Oakshot on the P.M. programme yesterday described as mendacious,malignat and malevolent but the speaker was actually referring to St. Vince .
    Clegg has proved himself time and again to be frightened of confrontation and this episode is no exception. They must have blooming good system at 10 Downing Street to have someone quite so incompetent as deputy Prime Minister and the whole country not to come to a grinding halt.

  35. 35
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

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    Mr Fruitcake says:

    There’s a bakery in Newark selling buns with different coloured icing.
    As they come to the final week in the Newark by-election, the blue buns are out in front. The purple buns are tucked in behind in second place, with the red buns in third.
    There are eleven runners in this race, each represented by a different coloured bun in Les Flowerdew’s bakery in London Road, Newark. His customers are encouraged to buy whichever bun represents the party they intend to support in the by-election on Thursday 5 June, and at present the Tories are ahead of UKIP.”
    Could it be that ‘Yellow Buns are passed the ‘sell by date’ and the ‘Blue Buns’ are passed the BBE of date by any chance ,and cheaper?

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    Lord Rennhard-on, Cyril Smith, Mark Oatibix, Chris Crabby Huhne, Mike Handycock says:

    What a bunch of perverts they are!

  38. 38
    Ctesibius says:

    actually noncing and being a Liberal Democrat carries much the same meaning.

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    Mycroft says:

    Yep, they need Conchita Wurst, singing ‘Things Can Only Get Better’ whilst riding a Dolphin in a full-scale ‘D-Day Invasion’ re-inactment… that get them votes for certain!

  41. 41
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Beware the March of IDS !

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    Anon...........& still Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    Selectively cull anything really problematic

    Then wash three times before publishing with non stop

    cascade of whitewash !!!

    The Political elite are very happy & are able to sleep soundly

    as the real truth will NEVER be revealed !!! no matter what they

    say as the ConsLieLaborLebDims are all fully subscribed to this

    method of mendacity & manipulation……

  43. 43
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Scorpions sometimes sting themselves to death don’t they?
    If they don’t get their own way over proportional representation?

  44. 44
    Owen Jones says:

    Socialism is about humanity. Capitalism is about greed.

  45. 45

    Vote UKIP :-D

  46. 46
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    Is it a remake of the Exorcist?

  47. 47
    libdem backstabber says:

    Lord Oaksnott is a whiny little bitch.

  48. 48
    Sal E Bercow says:

    I have big hands *licks flaps*

  49. 49
    Vince Cable says:

    I have never met Vince Cable

  50. 50
    Hand Job says:

    Joey Barton and Piers Morgan are on question time tonight, normally I’d have to watch babestation to see 2 c*nts at the same time.

  51. 51
    They Wouldn't Treat Dogs This Badly says:

    FFS will somebody please just pull the bloody trigger and put Nick out of his misery.

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    They dont know nothing bout nothing!

  53. 53
    Vince Cable says:

    Let’s just chillax Nick…

  54. 54
    Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

    Remind us how many people got shot trying to escape from socialist East Germany to capitalst West Germany.

  55. 55
    Jeremy Thorpe says:

    I was doing it before it was cool.

  56. 56
    Vince's Cabal says:

    I’m the Business Secretary for goodness sake. How do you expect me to know anything?

  57. 57
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    Just six? That’s only one more than two!

  58. 58
    Tim Farton, President of the Cockroach Party says:

    I agree with Nick.

  59. 59
    C.O.Jones says:

    Question: What does Vince Cable and Ed Miliband have in common?

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    Stalin, Mao Tse Tung, Pol Pot etc says:

    We agree, dead humanity.

  61. 61
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Hmmmmm ! Catchy tune…

  62. 62
    Socialism is theft says:

    Socialism is about extracting other people’s money until there is none left.

  63. 63
    C.O.Jones says:

    Or North Koreans who have died of starvation in the last 15 years?

  64. 64
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Herman’s nightmare..

    On this special edition European Question Time panel tonight ;

    Maxos Papolopolus, of the Greek Golden Dawn far-right party that has 3 meps.

    Bepe Grillo of the Italian “get stuffed to the Euro party”, who retained 22% of the vote despite deliberately having no policies and rejecting politics.

    Marine le Penn of France’s Front Nationale who beat both French conservatives and socialists to effectively control French policy in Europe.

    Nigel Farage , of UKIP, who topped the anti-eu vote in the Euro elections, despite weeks of negative press smears.

    Hans Gucklishn Of “Freedom for Denmark”, an anti-EU party from that country..

    And Herman Van Rompuy, President of the European council.

    First question from the man in the back sir…yes the ‘I hate the EU’ flag and the revolver ..

  65. 65
    May Blair and the lot of them slowly rot in hell says:

    Shares in the sale of whitewash will soar at this news.

  66. 66
    Socialism is theft says:

    So it’s all about buns in seats.

  67. 67
    Ed Millibandwagon says:

    It’th a cotht of leadethip cwithith

  68. 68
    Anonymous says:

    This is the Clegg that “staunchly” supports HS2.

    On the day that yobs throw 25Kg sand bag off bridge on to a train.

    How on earth can they think to build the greatest gift to terrorism in a world where communities have been destroyed, yobs run free, and border are un-checked.

    Clegg, you can have Victorian technology but only in a country that has Victorian law, order and punishment.

    In the country, you want, where everyone is changing and moving, where no one knows their neighbour, and no one dares speak out, and you stop the Police tackling knife crime, you need a rail system that is secure. Underground or 20 feet up on concrete stilts.

    Clegg you just do not get it. Every policy has to work together in one society.

  69. 69
    Dave "unlimited immigration is cool" Cameron says:

    What the recent elections showed is that the British public want the government – all parties – to be open and honest.

    And I get that.

    And that’s why I’m going to ensure you never ever get to read any of the correspondence Tony Blair (my best friend and mentor, ooh I love him) wrote to the Americans in the run up to their illegal war. Which my party supported.

  70. 70
    C.O.Jones says:

    Careful. Just seen Jeremy Thorpe posting here (#53), he has a thing about dogs!

  71. 71
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Was the little shit even born then?

  72. 72
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    The LibDems know all about back stabbing ;)

  73. 73
    If you've nothing to hide, you've nothing to fear says:

    Shouldn’t you be in Copenhagen getting orders from your superiors?

    Nothing says open democracy like secret meetings and news black outs.

  74. 74
    Throg says:

    Is it a police line up for a serious sex offender, when the actual answer is, a la Murder on the Orient Express, they all did it?

  75. 75
    I want to know says:

    Clegg said he wasn’t aware about allegations against Cyril Smith.
    Did Vince know?

  76. 76
    Vince says:

    I am the Monkey-Business Secretary.

  77. 77
    ron Vibbentrop says:

    They thought that Hitler was harmless until he got into power.

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    Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

    Indeed. It would be interesting where Owen would choose to live if he had to make a choice; North Korea, with its ‘socialist humanity’ (and starvation, tyrany, barbed wire and deathcamps) or South Korea, with its ‘capitalist greed’ (and food, prosperity, computers, Internet and a ticket to leave any time you like).

  79. 79
    Peter Grimes says:

    Uncle Vinny Cable knows SFA about SFA – as his many dumb utterances over the years prove!

    He could probably plead senile dementia has influenced his verbal garbage for the last 50 years or so. And he would get away with it.

  80. 80
    Mycroft says:

    …and you can bet your last money on that!

    (Soul Train reference, I’m very ‘hip’ I’ll have you know!)

  81. 81
    Vince Cable says:

    If I did, I’d remember it, as I don’t recall it, I didn’t…therefore it never happened…are you Lord Oakshott?

  82. 82
    Blue Bun Man says:

    Red Ed sent Abbopotimus up there to scoff all the red buns, but she got confused and ordered 40 Bacon sarnies instead.

  83. 83
    Norman says:

    Cr@p for brains?

  84. 84
    The British public says:

    So the whole Chilcot inquiry was a complete fucking
    waste of our time and money as well as an insult to
    all those who died.

    It just underlines why we no longer trust the

  85. 85
    Nick Smegg says:

    You people!

    You’re all too stupid to understand our policies and decisions.

    We need to move forward to a new progressive post democratic age.

  86. 86
    Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

    Herman’s other nightmare.

    “Mr Rompuy, you leave office on November 30th. Before you can collect the eye-watering index-linked pension paid for by British taxpayers, please name one thing you’ve done whilst you’ve been in office, that’s benefitted Britain (and “helping propel UKIP into the mainstream” doesn’t count). Tick tock, tick tock Mr Rompuy, your pension’s going bye bye..”

  87. 87
    ron Vibbentrop says:

    A nasty old windbag who has the LibDem MPs by the balls. He obviously knows the dirt on all of them. The last time he stabbed a leader in the back (Kennedy) his councillors were giving TV interviews aout the resignation at Twickenham stadium before it had been officially announced. A liar, a cheat, disloyal untrustworthy bag of shit.

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    aren't you forgetting says:

    Hitler was a National Socialist.

  89. 89
    Lord Hard-on says:

    I’m also sorry. On ch four now.

  90. 90
    spare us the 5th form politics says:

    How well is Socialism working in Venezuala?

  91. 91
    Quest says:

    Fuckin nob end.

  92. 92
    concrete pump says:

    Something like this…..

  93. 93
    Bosun Higgs says:

    Number of terrorist attacks on high-speed trains worldwide = ?

  94. 94
    Just for a Giggle says:

    Think outside the box. Bring back Handy!

  95. 95
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    The Chilcot Whitewash cometh. Why is Tony Blair immune to revealing the whole truth. Maybe “Blair’s Law” will be applicable to the rest of us.

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    cured lefty says:

    Or shitstabbing !

  97. 97
    just asking says:

    What sort of pay-off does Rompuy get?

  98. 98
    Tom Catesby says:

    No Lukewarm, they are dangerous halfwits.

  99. 99
    Tim Farton, President of the Cockroach Party says:

  100. 100
    Tom Catesby says:

    What odds on Vinnie the cockroach being gone in a week?

  101. 101
    absolutelypassionate says:

    “David Cameron will have been pleased the BBC wheeled on EU enthusiasts Tony Blair, Kenneth Clarke and Michael Heseltine to portray the victory of Ukip as a ‘populist’ aberration.

    The PM entertained BBC news chief James Harding at Chequers, telling him – according to Broadcasting House talk – that he relied on the corporation to provide an antidote to the Eurosceptic views of some newspapers and voters.

    Will Cameron also make sure his BBC friends retain, if not improve, their very generous £3.6billion licence fee deal, up for renewal in 2016?

    Read more:

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    concrete pump says:

    Socialism is unnatural and inhuman.

  103. 103
    Mycroft says:

    Not true… he did time, he was nuts well before he got power.

  104. 104
    concrete pump says:

    Like that.

  105. 105
    C.O.Jones says:

    Chilcot could always produce two versions. The real one and the redacted one.

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    Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

    £50,000 p/a. Not bad, given he only did the job for 5 years.. I wonder what sort of annuity you’d have to buy to get £50K p/a.

  107. 107
    my rubber is heavy, hence put me down. says:

    what size of rubber would you like sicke chris bryant. would you like it to go in or would you prefer the pull out version.

    poppy cocks you may say.
    # askSID

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    UKIPPER says:

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    'Dodgy' David Laws says:

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    White rabbit says:

    Superb stunt. Then on landing she could have ceremonial shave on Sword beach by a ‘volunteer’ from the parachute regiment.
    Bound to secure the wimmins vote.

  111. 111
    non taxable pikey says:

    If I had my way 50% of Fuckall!

  112. 112
    Oxford English Dictionary says:

    LibDem, noun. A liar, a cheat, disloyal untrustworthy bag of shit.

  113. 113
    Lard Everard says:


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    C.O.Jones says:

    50,000/300 = 167
    167*10,000 = £1.67M provided it starts at age 65.

  115. 115
    semtex ainternation says:

    my chicken is so detachable.
    now oxidised. tape is dry.
    who is the bunny and who is the girl now?
    #ask “mum”

  116. 116
    David Cameron says:

    Lots Of Love to you too! Have a tax rise as a token of my thanks.

  117. 117
    Teflon Tone says:

    Mwaa-ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa!

  118. 118
    White rabbit says:

    I’d completely forgotten about that absolutely essential step forward in the Democratic political process.

  119. 119
    Spoon face says:

    Vince gets the axe. MAKE IT SO!, I still need wotsisface….choppy waters ahead…coalition makes sense. Strategy time… etcetera etcetera……..GE before 2015? You must be mad

  120. 120
    Mycroft says:

    I’m going into PR I think, I’m choc-a-bloc full of such great ideas!

    Has anyone got Lord Backstabber’s mobile number?

    “Strike whilst the iron is tepid” is my motto!

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    White rabbit says:

    Speedo bathers ?

  122. 122
    request denied error says:

    lets deny .
    break the skull of the chillean cot.

  123. 123
    Keep up, Geedo says:

    Channel 4 News reported that Rennard’s finally written an apology to the women he sexually harassed.

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    Hmmmm... says:

    A tactical political maneouvre to help smooth the path to get back into the LibDem inner circle, ready for the general election.

  125. 125
    C.O.Jones says:

    No, it is not that, they both wear speedo’s – Vince wears a normal speedo whereas Ed wears a speedo thong.

    Try again.

  126. 126
    cheche says:

    What about those he didn’t molest, were they too ugly? We should be told

  127. 127
    new man says:

    are you homeless?
    #ask cathy

    it is the logica (r must be r and f is rt dg cv

    who is the dog in the house now?

    mullinder wants to mull this in the isle of skype.

    battle of the roses is on.

  128. 128
    Quest says:

    Unmolested Fathard women to launch a march outside his flat. Answers required.

  129. 129
    bilt on sperm donation says:

    it will end the charity business?
    whose home is it anyway
    “I” benefit.

    ninty degree shift and the axel goes electric. #asked

  130. 130
    Redacted Chill Cot says:

    Now that the lawyers have done their worst it is expected that no one will waste time with the remainder which has been truly re shelved for dust accumulation purposes until 2514.

  131. 131
    Good riddance to old rubbish says:

  132. 132
    Good riddance to old rubbish says:

  133. 133
    Tony Ever So Polite but twattish says:

    Ha ha ha, you’re all losers.

  134. 134

    Vote UKIP :-D

  135. 135
    Quavering mother says:

    cathy is a dog. who ate her Hunt then?

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    ask dog says:

    theow the dog out. it will be criminal to keep the bitch.

  138. 138
    Dan the Man says:

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    Windi up the Wilies says:

    Strong three legs especially middle (!!) and big horsey. Not like rupie..

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    Mycroft says:

    It’s been the same since Joe Grimond went… since then the ‘3rd’ party leading lights have gone totally bonkers one way or another.

    It must be something the water, or nuclear testing or perhaps the job sends the incumbent totally off his trolley trying to herd the unfocused mal-contents that are attracted to and infest the madcap world of the inherently ‘liberal’ vacillator.

    Only an idiot would want to lead a Political party that can’t even wield a knife without self-harming.


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    no says:

    pay the criminal to keep the bitch.
    it will be criminal noysoy bean sauce.
    who got your turkey now?

    up the creek down the paddle nothing matters.
    askthe doctor.

    did the broken glass bite?

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    I am in my wardrone now and on the other side is . ask the Question. it is the " says:

    what does christine lagarde do when she is not in the prostitution business?
    800 pound a day. open all hours? no worries. I keep stanley with me. o he is a sharp baxter.


  143. 143
    Machiavelli turning in his grave says:

  144. 144
    Sir Bentley Pauncefoot (deceased) says:

    Please don’t tell my mother I’m a Liberal Democrat. She thinks I play piano in a brothel.

  145. 145
    Machiavelli turning in his grave says:

    He’s not related to Huhne then…

  146. 146
    kissed the posh tit at donner wareg says:

    mentalist was in the vicinity
    and is now “no keys” we are british.
    sined connors has a memebership card. destroy cosmetics in kingston. jam today jam tomoow, it is all about the woman. it is all about the boy. is that the swingathong i just saw?

    who is the butt butt now?

  147. 147
    tfhgb67 says:

    Lay off the drugs, whoever you are.

  148. 148
    Rinka says:


  149. 149
    Ed Miliflange says:

    I found a bogie in my bacon sandwich, bonus!

  150. 150
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:


  151. 151
    C.O.Jones says:

    Yes, you don’t want to disappoint her.

  152. 152
    Rinka says:

    Woof Woof

  153. 153
    C.O.Jones says:

    What reputation?

  154. 154
    Rinka says:


  155. 155
    Slyman Huge, Senior Cockroach says:

  156. 156
    Sebastian says:

    But he gives good head!

  157. 157
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Presumably she thinks it’s a proper outfit with nice friendly ladies — not one of those dubious gay establishments full of rent boys and Westminster politicians.

  158. 158
    Rinka says:

    Wags tail

  159. 159
    Curious says:

    Is a miliflange an immature mudflap?

  160. 160
    Tourist says:

    From memory:
    Alki Ada b0mbed that train in Spain.
    Tens(?) of thousands killed in sectar1an attacks on trains during 1ndian Partition.
    Japan Sa-rin Gas attack
    V1ctoria Terminus, B0mbay & train b0mbs a few years ago ki11ed (hundreds?)
    July 7th Tube B0mbings

    and more on wiki List_of_terr0rist_incidents_involving_railway_systems

    Oh, *high speed* trains, sorry, well obviously they wouldn’t attack high speed trains

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    red head's ed says:

    under the table is one. he wanks left but he is of the right. perhaps he is on a slow spinning tray. who is ross when not at home.

    it is my rear end. so y ask
    y ask y


  162. 162
    Bert says:

    You know the old saying … beware geeks with gifs.

  163. 163
    tits says:

    says the babestation aficionado.

  164. 164
    Tourist says:

    From memory:
    Alki Ada b0mbed that train in Spain.
    Tens(?) of thousands killed in sectar1an attacks on trains during 1ndian Partition.
    Japan Sa-rin Gas attack
    V1ctoria Terminus, B0mbay & train b0mbs a few years ago ki11ed (hundreds?)
    July 7th Tube B0mbings

    and more on wiki List_of_terr0rist_incidents_involving_railway_systems

    Oh, *high speed* trains, sorry, obviously they wouldn’t attack high speed trains

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    Rinka says:

    Wags tail

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    The flower died of neglect tra la la says:

    Things seem to be changing quite fast these days and as we see in this commentary knives can soon be out for the slightest thing, including getting Bliar into a jail in Holland, Chilcot won’t be forgotten even the redacted version, if I was Bliar I would be crapping myself as to the way British politics are changing.

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    spacesuite available says:

    y goes to the moon.

  168. 168
    Rinka says:

    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr yelp

  169. 169
    Rinka says:

    Raises paw, sad eyes waning…

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    Sherlock says:

    Genius, bro!

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    hitler unlimited says:

    ask father

    pray fuck turn left

  172. 172
    Alistair MacCampbell says:

    Don’t forget Nickelarse, if the meeja are still running a story after 10 days, then the politician concerned is absolutely totally fucked.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i like the bit about Farage and weeks of ‘smears’ – you reading this SC, JGM2 and all you pathetic trolls and ignorant f-wits on here who run with the ‘herd mentality’…. Grow some.

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    Catherine Bearder says:

    He never touched me! I’d had a couple of sherry’s, he was a complete gent.

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    neither man or woman but a girl says:

    the right to offend is serious.

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    A Shop keeper called Hague says:

    We’ll have no trouble here!

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    vvvvvv says:

    me firth.

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    Bert says:

    Lefty nightmare QT panel

    Godfrey Bloom
    Melanie Phillips
    David Starkey
    Richard Littlejohn

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    Dickhard, not sorry really says:

    Words are cheap. Ha ha ha.

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    An Aberation (according to Spoonface) says:


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    Sherlock says:

    Groovy, bro!

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    3 star general says:

    how many of mememe are in helen oakshoy.

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    Shit floats says:

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    Owen Jones says:


    If you mention the people-shot-in-the-street bit I will block you.

  185. 185
    Bert says:

    Latest news: Les Flowerdew has volunteered to become an outpatient at Newark Psychiatric Hospital.

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    A bunch of Elliot Rodger clones says:

    This is just a cesspit of the most vile misogynist vitriol imaginable. And some of you wonder why many view the right as sexist, hate filled racists. If some of you have wives and daughters, I feel sorry for them. Everyone’s guilty of occasional mild sexism but what I see here is nothing but sheer hatred and reducing every woman to her body parts.

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    Assorted Limps, miscreants, abusers, shitswallower, liars, benders and cheats says:

    And neither are we.

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    Keith Vax says:

    Or young boys brought in from a care home

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Funny that the man who was in charge when the Freedom of Information Act 2000 was brought in has been holding up the freedom of information.

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    Rinka says:

    Wags tail

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    Assorted Limps, miscreants, abusers, shitswallower, liars, benders and cheats says:

    Wrong blog, are you looking for some mussylims?

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    A knobhead says:

    Brilliant, won’t waste my time here then

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    safety dirst says:

    i want a baloooooooooooooooooooooon. o?????????????????????
    that must be the ry

    fast and fast company all the speed is about…who will be a TV.
    I TV has declared. cbbc has to be orphaned oof the head of .

    it is a tele but willNOT. be a catherine durat. pat on the back patton is dead.

    chris or christine.?

    depends on the cream, eh mr doughNUT

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    Operation ORE says:

    You don’t say

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    GF is waiting to assess the situation ‘at present’ … and of course there is all the legal rhetoric, blather and bull that Lord Carlile Q Fucking C came out with months ago to try and calm the masses with as well …

    When of course BW “Blasted the rhetoric of that fucking wheeled out ‘establishment’ QC front stooge – without a hint of a H/T.

    JFHC – do i think anyone on here could / would ever dare give BW a H/T …. Not if they’ve been indoctrinated into the Establishments herd of conditioned thinking!!!!


    The implosion of what fronts up as the oldest and most respected [not] parliamentary government – it just gets better every day.

  197. 197
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Fuck you Lord Carlile and every other establishment QC – always rolled out to attempt to distract from establishment corruption. And that includes that bastard Michael Mansfield QC too.

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    US president,s daughter says:

    where do i get my dyson bag from?

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    Assorted Limps, miscreants, abusers, shitswallower, liars, benders and cheats says:

    Ultimately, a fear of actual power and leadership.

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    I am a shit, capsule please. Virtual me says:

    please cir. i am tickled pink so please may i have an orange one kilo”do u bye bye by the gramophone shop?

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    clean your own house and mind says:

    Welcome to our cesspit, why did you bother to write your remarks, you have just lowered yourself to our level of the cesspit, welcome home.

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    Anonymous says:

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    my p is out of it. mind says:

    my poo,s purple bag.

    foored ink.

    food or ink?

    as k a bird. she says askb.

    no matter mirror says shit. and it is coming in yoir direction. P is ballistic now. sewage works?
    sewage work.

    work sewage work.

    armlock. ask hammerstein’s “yrv””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””

    and the legth og my hang on, let me weigh it ….oh bugger.

    after the lock comes the twist. tooty or fruity?

    it is the question of our quality, of our determination to really nd truly poo when you want.

    will i turn?
    after tye first opening, will you ever return.

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    Taxpayer says:

    I wonder how much British taxpayers’ money has been conned out of us by the aid industry uncritically peddling this woman’s lies and those of others like her.

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    She was never going to be beautiful! says:
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    Grateful ABERRATION says:

    Thank you my friend – angst buggers up spelling

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    Just arsking, innit says:

    Would that include B£iar?

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Mind you Vince Cable did speak up on behalf of our armed forces and I take my hat off to him for that. (I really do).

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    Anonymous says:

    Lots of Lib Dem yellow in this video.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Breaking news – Murdoch’s rags try to run with “public opinion” and claim it was the scum that won it … they couldn’t make it up … oh!! “Hold on a minute ….” they just have in the past couple of days.

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    What ever happened to... says:

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    the braintree ripper says:

    beard,sandals ,pervert= Rolph harris
    beard sandals pervert = libdem

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    vision says:


    u fucking turkey.
    topledt topright what do i care.

    fuckoff.utoad. i will show u. stool.

    the owner is forgetful. thebwhich will return and she will get a hickupped scot.

    put a sock on. literalise the icecream in the lateine.

    remove the bone. sprinkle some icing i c cake. all the bastards are imperial college. no college no universal studio. just russelling up aum . hancock or not?
    the dressing must be a visual (vsl)

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    The Public says:

    It is not his job to keep. It is our job.

    We don’t want him.

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    sabtinin tomato says:

    when will i become fashionably thin, kinds wafer thin like the … that would be labouring…. i rather hack the saw missus

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    We employed Savile for 50 years and knew nothing says:

    State run media in all its glory.

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    Rotherhampoofta says:

    Meanwhile in Thurrock Lab/Cons join forces to lock out UKIP in decision making process,two cheeks of the same arse.

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    Gutless middle class tossers says:

    In less important news, a pregnant women got stoned to death outside a court room in Islamabad.

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    Me says:

    Gawd I hate Tony Fecking Bliar. Why did I ever vote for him?

  221. 221
    Bus pass Elvis says:

    I see dead people.

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    call me bitter, call me ice cold, call me tea says:

    when the food lands on the mouth of the prepare for this now.

    flip is in hell.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    Chilcot in full.

    * note- some information may have been retained as personal papers and may not be included in this final transcript.

    P1. – meeting of inner cabinet to discuss Iraq war. Present were ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ & ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥,¥¥¥¥¥¥¥, private secretary to ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥.
    ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ proposed making ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥. At this point it became ¥¥¥¥¥¥. ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ certainty.
    A decision was deferred until Thursday. The minutes also record that ¥¥¥¥¥¥,¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ & ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ were in ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ despite ¥¥¥¥¥¥ ¥¥¥¥¥¥ !!!

    (Continues for 2000 pages)

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    t is on the other hand now. who is is says:

    my left is limp. my right can feel the injection. it id is all down to ukip’s bear belly.

  226. 226
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Voters should write letters to the local paper demanding UKIP be allowed to be represented or hey shall be withholding council tax payments under the “no taxation without representation” rule.

    Alternatively flaming torches and pitchforks might bring the council to its senses.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    Are they really claiming they were supporting UKIP all along?

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    All together now says:

    Tie me teenager down sport, tie me teenager down…

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    Rinka says:

    Wags tail and licks masters feet

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    Fishy says:

    Vince the scorpion and Nick the frog meet on the bank of a stream and Vince the scorpion asks Nick the frog to carry him across on his back. Nick the frog asks, “How do I know you won’t sting me?” Vince the scorpion says, “Because if I do, I will die too.”

    Nick the frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream, Vince the scorpion stings Nick the frog. Nick the frog feels the onset of paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown, but has just enough time to gasp, ‘Why?’

    Vince the scorpion replied, ‘Its my nature.’

    Meanwhile, basking on the riverbank, Matthew the snake had been watching this, and smiled as he slithered back under his rock.

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    malta leaves turkey behind. parma ham says:

    who will swim to monaco. grace, david, o she is thorn. popthelittle one out miss me, did u.

    when in the middle…go to the med.

    al jazeera from algiers is on the line.
    this way or that.
    hang on THAt minute.

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    I didn’t realise so much information would be made public. Seriously though, already Chilcot is an utter disgrace. Why is Chilcot subject to “Blair’s Law”?

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    property prices in sardinia says:

    scardino is carred. give her the job. hence no fr no count the Hunt.

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    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

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    Sleepless In Kirkcaldy says:

    Political Betting have the results from a Survation poll for Newark: Con 36, UKIP 28, Lab 27, LibDem 5, Other 4

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    They inferred it to their readership yesterday on their front page – in case you missed it.

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    Lord Oakshit says:

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Will they start redacting dates next?

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    my suicidal feeling. my left foot. says:

    what is a blood clot when it is in the head. it can be forced out.

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    a girlie says:

    Well I don’t mind it, so why does it bother you?
    Perhaps if you,your wife or daughters are offended
    you could go elsewhere.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    Is the Hutton report out yet?

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    pity the soldiers families says:

    And this whitewash took five long years.

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    clean your own house and mind says:

    Question Time, up to it’s usual crap.

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    juli is hregory' girl says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Why do you keep posting this NATO propaganda mag crap in threads completely apropos of nothing ?

    Are you CO=7 in disguise ?

  248. 248
    C.O.Jones says:

    M8, I cry!

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    Duurex Paints we can cover any type of unsightly stain spokeperson says:

    Sorry we are working flat out 24/7 to produce all of

    extremely large orders for white wash to accompany

    Chillcock report when the abridged version is released

    sometime this century.. !!!!!!!

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    well there's a surprise says:

    There’s no point having inquiries if the full facts aren’t
    When the inquiry was launched, Chilcot clearly stated
    he would examine the way decisions were made and
    actions taken.This would help identify the lessons
    that could be learned.Surely censoring the evidence
    breaches his own terms of reference.
    It’s an insult to the memories of the victims. If
    the families feel strong enough,they should challenge
    this outrageous stitch-up.

  251. 251
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    fuck off gaylord.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    The Tories are toast.

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    Pointless Footballer says:

    Bloo.dy hell, Joey Barton is a bit of a thick c.unt is he not!

  254. 254
    The British media are cunts says:

    I see 81lly fucking Fagg is on Newsnight again.

    Hey 81lly how’s Brick Lane? Oh hang on no he lives in nice whitey south west England. Not many Mosques down there is there?

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    clean your own house and mind says:

    Turning into a party political broadcast on behalf of the LabCon party.

  256. 256
    Diane Abbott MP says:

    That comment has nothing whatsoever to do with me sending my child to a private school.

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    Anthony Charles Lyton Spiv Bliar says:

    So, the Blies go on then!

    Pointless Chilcot waste of money then!

    What exactly is the point of having someone with the following credentials heading up any enquiry:

    “His honours include CB (1990), KCB (1994), and GCB (1998). He became a Privy Counsellor in 2004, and was a member of the Butler Review of the use of intelligence in the run-up to the invasion of Iraq in 2003. He acted as “staff counsellor” to MI5 and MI6 from 1999 to 2004, “dealing with private and personal complaints from members of the intelligence services about their work and conditions.”[4]”

    I think he knows which side his bread is buttered!!

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    good bad says:

    his majesty’s service.
    what is strange is strange.
    30 year rule my foot.
    other foot says THINK.
    double up.
    got stomach cramps watching the other woman. fart, chq please all might. flight of the condor is “speech” minus.

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    Ed Millionaireband says:

    The cost of living crisis effects us all even me!

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    Ban the Biased BBC says:

    Same old shit zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz

  261. 261
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    Fucking brilliant,ten mins into QT and Joey Barton already pissed off the feminists.Good effort.

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    ay oop says:

    F – f – f – f o o k o f f f c – c o o n t . a ’ m w – w u k k i n ’ c l a s s , a ’ v e e a r n t ’ r – r i g h t t ’ b e s – s e x x i s t n r – r a y c c i s t n f – f i l l ed w i ’ y a t e .

    a a l u v k n – k n – k n – k n o c k a s n f – f – f a n n n i e s m e . W – w – w ha t ’ s y – y or e k s cu s e , y – y e r f – f o o k i n ’ b – b o o m m e r ?

    M a b – b i r d l – l – l – l u v s i t o o p e r l a a k , s h – s h e ’ s f – f o o k i n ’ p – p e r – p e r – p – p e r – p – p r o u d o ’ i y i t .

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    Fuck the BBC and the EU says:

    Anyone would think the European election results never happened.

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    ay oop says:

    F-f-f-foooook offf c-coooont. a’m w-wukkin’ class, a’ve earnt’ r-right t’ be s-sexxist n r-rayccist n f-filled wi’ yate.

    aa luv kn-kn-kn-knockas n f-f-fannnies me. W-w-what’s y-yor ekscuse, y-yer f-foookin’ b-boommer?

    Ma b-bird l-l-l-luvs it oop er laak, sh-she’s f-fookin’ p-per-per-p-per-p-proud o’i yit.

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    ay oop says:


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    ay oop says:

    fookin’ nora

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    English Heretic says:

    His brother is in Twickenham?

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    Bluto says:

    Well if she becomes brilliant that will be an improvement on her mother who is too thick to spot the difference between two books with completely different covers.

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    Rotherhampoofta says:

    Ah! it all makes sense now having just read that.

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    Fluoride 235 says:

    Did somebody mention ‘glad-handing’?

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    Tony Blair, Nuremburg defendent says:

    The ‘gist’.

    Riiiiight. As in the ‘gist’ of the UK’s justification for the Iraq war was because we really, really, really, cross-my-heart-and-hope-to-earn-quite-literally-millions-on-the-rubber-chicken-circuit, really, believed Iraq had WMD. And if we haven’t got any proof then we’ll just fucking well make it.

    That ‘gist’.


    Who do they think they’re kidding?

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    jgm2 says:

    He’s back.


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    jgm2 says:

    Too right. It’s none of their fucking business.

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    jgm2 says:

    I think the usual actuarial calculation is 5% of the capital as a pension.

    So, for a pension of 50K pa then you’d need a slack 1,000,000 quid in zee pot.

    However, thanks to the genius of George Osborne, if Rumpuy lived in the UK then, at 55, he’d be able to claim his one million and spend it as he liked rather playing the actuarial lottery of who gets to enjoy your money.

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    jgm2 says:

    Thanks for the glad-handing. Steer clear of the heavy toothpaste.


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    do nothing DUKT party says:

    dump UKIP.
    30% vote = size of govt reduced by 30 %.
    next step…make sure no one else does anything either except.
    pirpose of UKIP is to make sure that govermeny = land erosion.
    land grab, o no.

    get some portugeese plumbers in to make sure that the water floods the building, that will give the government ooficials a change to work for.

    give your change to those who wish to cut the plumbing for some loose change.

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    jgm2 says:

    It’s a Hutton-style enquiry.

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    jgm2 says:

    That’s the way to bet.

    Showing up in a small puddle in the 21st century when you could be sent to the bottom of the sea in a heart-beat is incitement.

    It’s the small punchy guy going into the bar and giving it ‘Who wants some?’ in the knowledge that even if he gets the shit kicked out of him his big mate is waiting outside.

    It’s the diplomatic equivalent of ‘Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough..’

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    jgm2 says:

    In my short life I have always viewed the Liberal party and theri 100 year banishment from power as being punished for their decision to get involved in WWI over some 60 or 80 year old treaty to defend the territorial integrity of Fucking Belgium.

    A just reward for the loss of (British) lives, global power, prosperity and influence.

    It is fitting, that on the 100th anniversary of that utterly fucking stupid decision, that the Liberals are finally wheeled out on the gun carriage of history. And spat upon.

    It is even better that in their stead a new party has risen from the ashes that doesn’t give two knobs of goat-shit about the territorial integrity of Fucking Belgium.

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    jgm2 says:

    H/T to BW for rewriting the periodic table.

    Fluoride (sic) is now a heavy element.

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    jgm2 says:

    Whatever, minger.

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    jgm2 says:

    Far better for UKIP to publicise, by whatever means possible that Lab/Con had joined forces to exclude UKIP.

    My enemy’s enemy is my friend.

    There’s a lot of tribal Labs and Cons looking for an effective way to vote in marginal seats or even ‘safe’ seats.

    It’s still a long shot but collusion between Labour and the Tories has to get even the most hard-of-thinking questioning what the fuck their party-of-choice is doing cosying up to their ‘sworn enemies’.

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    jgm2 says:

    So that something else (as yet unearthed) can be subject to ‘Brown’s Law’ or ‘Cameron’s Law’.


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    táxpáyér says:

    Socialism is slavery to the state. Capitalism is freedom from the state.

  286. 286
    táxpáyér says:

    A conspiracy put it in the wrong place.

  287. 287
    táxpáyér says:

    one product (socialism) two brands.

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    rose garden leads to who own who and what does the 2nd who owns. remainder says:

    house at the bottom of the garden. when will the palace be sold off? the crystal is wearing thin.australia was an alternative to the u.k and mumbai to new york. vote for scardino’s bbc. and poker playing robert peston’s cbbc

    is da da da da different . beta blockers are in. keep seperate away from sepa. rate this century without living theu it.

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    Simon Heffer says:

    Look at those here who cannot spell, who use bad syntax and incorrect or poor grammar, wrong capitalisation and faulty or missing punctuation. They often employ the wrong words, phrases and metaphors in inappropriate contexts.

    Not content with this they then commit logical fallacies or tell gross lies and, if that were not bad enough in itself, respond with ad hominem when it is pointed out to them.

    Who is to blame? The schools? The parents? Maybe some of this is the fault of those who post here. Clearly a spell checker can help, a grammar checker is not always quite as useful but is better than nothing. Reading the post out loud will often highlight a mistake.

    Reading books is a very good way of improving one’s writing style, providing one selects a good author. Churchill is a great writer to read in order to improve one’s style. Most writers of the Edwardian era were sticklers for correct English.

    There are good writers still today. But they are in the minority.

    Why is this important? Because the written word conveys meaning. Badly presented writing fails to convey the meaning which was intended.

    This confuses the reader and ruins the message, thus spoiling the whole point of posting in the first place.

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    Ma­­qb­oul says:


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    The one who had a farm... says:

    Is she the same one (posh airhead) who does the Sky paper review from time to time?

  292. 292
    The one who had a farm... says:

    Because he has already been told by Grandma Merky that she will not allow it – plus he is so far up the EU’s backside there is no visible daylight.

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    The one who had a farm... says:

    Yup, but we all knew that already. Plus ca change….

    PS: We also need to unwind that 100 year ban Bliar imposed on other dodgy little matters they got up to.

    Might be a good rallying slogan for Nigel to ponder.

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    The one who had a farm... says:

    I may be a bit thick, but I still fail to see why a person is unable to enquire which way the wind is blowing without being called all sorts of nasty names.

    What am I missing?

  295. 295
    The one who had a farm... says:

    What nationalities are the crew and what is that vessel’s home port?

  296. 296
    The one who had a farm... says:

    Good post over at CapitalistsatWork today. Well worth a visit.

  297. 297
    The one who had a farm... says:

    They implied it; you inferred it.

    Shirley’s reforms strike again.

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    The one who had a farm... says:

    Well said, Sir.

    Could not have put it better myself. It makes one question why certain ‘authorities’ have chosen to add an Asian writer to the English Literature curriculum when there are so many better British writers whose work could have been selected instead.

    Folk such as Mr/Mrs/Ms Maqboul we have to make allowances for as being clearly victims of the Crossland/Williams education reforms/desecration.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    4000 French students demonstrate against the FN and the BBC headlines the story. Six times that number of people demonstrated against EU policies in Brussels recently and the BBC was silent. Says it all.

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    UKIP: Hacking at the roots with the truth says:

    That’s it then, a little leak type announcement that acts like an inoculation which gets every one miffed, then wait for that to pass then the full report, and Bob’s your uncle they have got away with it again.
    Just like countless time before and countless times to come. No doubt the vile bbc will huff and puff a bit until it all dies down, then that will be that.

    Oh, and there was no anti EU ‘earthquake’ either.

  301. 301
    fred the pensioner says:

    I once asked a very senior British Government official why it was that it was always students who tended to riot and demonstrate. His reply was “They are the only ones that have the time”.

  302. 302
    Neil "Brown Envelope" Hamilton says:

    Piers Morgan interviewed by police in hacking case.

    Good !

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    Nice to see that the government has decided that the lies of Blair and Bush are not in the public interest
    We have a right to know what sort of shady dealings went on between those two
    that cost so many human lives
    Once again it shows that MP’s concider themselves above the law and that we are concidered insignificant to them
    There is absolutely no point in continuing with an enquiry which is just a cover up and a whitewash , where the truth cannot be heard

    Maybe the international criminal court should request to see these transcripts , to decide wether any war crimes were committed

    Yet again Teflon Tony escapes justice

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    The Revd. Phoney (£rd Fucking Way) B£iar, Sanctimonious Shit and £iar, emoting and wiv stupid grin says:

    The Revd. Phoney (£rd Fucking Way) B£iar, Sanctimonious Shit and £iar, emoting and wiv stupid grin

    Hi! – I’m very Very VERY RICH !!!!!

    That Inquiry by Mr Chilcot – such a nice man – tells the troof, the whole troof, – and nothing but the troof! And Cherry will back me up – in an action if necessary!

    Meanwhile I want there to be no doubt that UKIP is NASTY and UNPLEASANT.

    Bye!! – MUST fly – got new welfy clients coming to breakfast.

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    David Milibland says:

    I listened over and over again.

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    albacore says:

    With Parliament’s complete infiltration
    By Judases of the same persuasion
    The licence fee’s strict continuation
    Speaks not peace but volumes to the nation

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    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    You don’t by any chance mean Operation Ore?

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    P l e b says:

    If we had a decent and honourable Media and Press in this Country they would pursue this and seek out the truth. Alas it’s all about Celebs and other nonsensical shit these days!
    What a state we are in and the irony is they, Politicians and Media, ask us to place trust in them? Piss takers and chancers is putting it mildly!

  310. 310
    Anonymous says:

    “Chilcot was told by former cabinet secretary Sir Gus O’Donnell in 2011 that there was no way the notes or records of correspondence between Bush and Blair could be published in their entirety, even with redactions.”
    So that says it all, doesn’t it?

  311. 311
    JH326y34523435432 says:

    Try putting a panel like that on every fucking episode for 20 years, with an audience stuffed with Daily Mail readers, and see how the fucking left like a taste of their own piss.

  312. 312
    Anonymous says:

    How about a campaign using FOIA for these documents

    Cabinet Office FOIA email is

    Its free and they are legally required to respond within 20 days

    Make your request now and appeal all the way to the supreme court when they refuse.

    If they want to spend 7million on a cover-up we can spend more clogging up the system with FOIA litigation.

    Tony Blair is responsible for enacting FOIA and has regretted it ever since. Make him regret it more.

  313. 313
    Bosun Higgs says:

    Not many people intending to vote, then.

  314. 314
    Movie trailer says:

    The action movie event of the year! Lord Rennard in

    Die Hard-On

    Cumming Soon

  315. 315
    Nick Clegg says:

    Good morning :)

  316. 316
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    So drugs make you fucking boring ?

  317. 317
    Compo's bessi mate says:

    Only SIX Twickenham Libs want to get rid of Nick Clegg? What’s up with the rest of them?

  318. 318

    Vote UKIP :-D

  319. 319
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Despite your ad hominem attack of the sort mentioned in Simon Heffer’s second paragraph, I do agree with you; you could not have put it better yourself.

  320. 320
    Neil Brown-Envelope says:

    I see the Labour book and the Tory book. Why is there no purple UKIP book??!!

    I see the hands of a BBC-Guido conspiracy to exclude the great god Nigel Farage from his proper place. . . . (cont p 94)

  321. 321

    Read it and Vomit Sometimes you forget just how vile the fucker is

    He sets the middle east on fire , then is appointed middle east peace envoy

    You really couldn’t make it up

  322. 322
    fight the fascists says:

    Hands up all those who voted for Ashton.

  323. 323
    Jim says:

    Try it the other way around from West to East. The answer is nil.

  324. 324
    Benefit Scum says:

    David Starkey is certainly not a lefty and welcomes public executions (fun for all the family). He is also a fan of Henry VIII, but whose counting?

  325. 325
    Anonymous says:

    Lord Buckshot went on a shooting hunt for Clegg and ended up ( this happens a lot)
    shooting his fellow hunter not the fox.

    Can’t wait for the Election. Guns will be going off all over the place.

    Grouse Karma anyone?

  326. 326

    they would stab their own family in the back

  327. 327
    The one who had a farm... says:

    Well, your one word grunt at No 290 indicated clearly that you had not grasped nor had the first idea what he was talking about. Still, not your fault. We blame Shirley.

  328. 328
    Now correct me if i'm wrong... says:

    Lord Oakenshott is a friend of Lord Rennard. Rennard releases ‘apology’ shortly after Oakenshott’s coup fails. Lord Steel comes out saying Rennard should be reinstated. Rennard ‘Apology’ puts Clegg in an impossible position of whether to reinstate Rennard (against wishes of the accusers), or whether to kick him out (with possible legal action from Rennard). Have I got this completely wrapped around my head, or is this an orchestrated (and highly amusing to watch) revenge attack on Cleggy?! P.S. Vote UKIP.

  329. 329
    Sir Roger de Senseless says:

    Infamy, infamy.

    (Well, the old ‘uns are the best!)

  330. 330
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Now you’re talking!

  331. 331
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Oh no!

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