May 28th, 2014

People’s Army Pledge 1,000 Troops on the Ground in Newark

“The people’s army is coming”, a senior commander tells Guido this morning. On the back of the Euro Elections, UKIP are turning their attention to Newark and boldly claim they will have 1,000 troops on the ground. Guido understands that every single newly elected MEP is under strict instructions not to head to Brussels until after the vote next Thursday, and every single office holder at every level in the party is expected to invade the Notthinghamshire town. While UKIP sources are pouring cold water on their chances of outright victory, they are relishing “a very close run” and wiping out most of the 16,000 Tory majority: “They won’t be able to send the entire cabinet to the same seat every day in the general election.”


335 Comments

  1. 1
    Null hypothesis says:

    Afternoon all!

  2. 2
    Ed P says:

    1000 boots = 500 troops (or 250 horses?)!

  3. 3
    Person from Porlock says:

    Did you read this before posting?

    “…While UKIP sources a pouring water…”

    “are”?

  4. 4
    Vote UKIP/Labour to ensure England stays in the EU says:

    C’mon you UKIP rats, Labour need your help in Newark

    My guess is Neil cash for questions Hamilton wont be slithering his way around the campaign trail

  5. 5
    Fancy a flutter says:

    I’m placing a bet on UKIP winning.

  6. 6
    voodophone says:

    How do you think “Neil cash for questions Hamilton ” stands up to Bliar cash for honors?

  7. 7
    Gok Wan says:

    Socks with sandals are de rigeur this year

  8. 8
    what a mong says:

    it seems that they have blanket emailed their supporter base saying if you can, get up to Newark.

    i hope they have filtered the email by the toggle box are you a racist?

  9. 9
    Nick Clegg says:

    I was up all night crying.

  10. 10
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    Rachel Sylvester is currently riding her menstrual cycle in the Times.

  11. 11

    It’s moments like this that make life worthwhile.

  12. 12
    Vote UKIP/Labour to ensure England stays in the EU says:

    The’yre both filth,,,whats your point?

  13. 13
    Sheepskin says:

    Will there be enough lawn for the tanks?

  14. 14
    Dave the Bummer says:

    Young boys can hold their heads high now after taking up the bum.

  15. 15
    peedaunt says:

    UKIP sauces …………are relishing?

  16. 16
    Rivers of blood says:

    Luckily there is a paywall to hold it back.

  17. 17
    Vince Cable says:

    What odds on the LibDems losing our deposit?

  18. 18
    Jim says:

    I wish them every success, but I do not see them beating the Postal Vote.

  19. 19
    Sunny Jim says:

    A legacy of “Educashun, educashun, educashun”, eh?

  20. 20
    A fellow misogynist says:

  21. 21
    Ed Miliband says:

    Thankth for all your thupport! Together we can win the 2015 election! I will be PM, UKIP will have no MP’th, we won’t hold a referendum and we can then have more immigration, more thpending and everyoneth a winner!

  22. 22
    tsunami says:

    20 million votes for Laborg?

  23. 23
    Raving Loon says:

    If UKIP come a close second, it will be a moral victory.

    If UKIP win, then it will be Armageddon and the govt will probably declare martial law and cancel GE 2015.

  24. 24
    Anon says:

    You would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh.

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    The Saints are coming !

  26. 26
    Raving Loon says:

    I’ve always wondered how Labour win 120% of the postal vote.

  27. 27
  28. 28
    The Lone Ranger says:

    :)

  29. 29
    nell says:

    Hmmm – the previous tory mp has had to stand down for sleaze – militwit yesterday said that under no circumstances will he give a referendum on europe as the people can’t be trusted to make the right decision –

    I reckon ukip might do rather well – interesting by election to watch.

  30. 30
    Ed 2 says:

    Yeth. Ukip reprethenth hard working Britith people doing jutht what wethponthable peathants should: weturning Labour to power againtht their betht intewethth.

    Then their communitieth can be enwithched.

  31. 31
    Observer says:

    1000 boots on the ground = 500 troops, not the 1000 troops mentioned in the headline – unless they’ve all only got one leg of course.

  32. 32
    Ed in the sand says:

    No more tomato source for me. Cannot shift that bacom butty stain even after soaking it for a week.

  33. 33
    Guido says:

    Ian Flynn @IFFlynn · May 26
    What @David_Cameron needs to say is if his renegotiation (which I support) fails he will suppport leaving the EU. It is unclear at present

  34. 34
    Iain Duncan Smith in accounts says:

    The real cost-of-living-crisis: 5 million British children ‘sentenced to life of poverty due to IDS’ welfare reforms

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/the-real-costoflivingcrisis-five-million-british-children-face-life-of-poverty-thanks-to-welfare-reforms-9442061.html

    Hear ! Hear !

  35. 35
    DD says:

    Are ‘Bus Pass Elvis’ putting a candidate up ?. If so Limp Dims are toast

  36. 36
    ex-Lib Dem MEP says:

    We all agree with Nick.

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    The zimmer frame army.

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I thought my pants would never dry

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    If Ukip do well, Labour will win. No way is Ukip actually winning that seat.

  40. 40
    Vote Ukip get Ukip says:

    The area has had a large dose of multicultural ‘enrichment’.
    An easy win for the Kippers i think.

  41. 41
    Fancy a flutter says:

    Not only Bus Pass Elvis but also Nick The Flying Brick from the Monster Raving Loony Party.

  42. 42

    There is a mammoth difference between misogyny and narcissism.

  43. 43
    DD says:

    Time for their parents to pack up Sky, fags, and booze to ease the poverty then.

  44. 44
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    :) :)

  45. 45
    Shite Dee says:

  46. 46
    Guy News Room says:

    “Racism starts at the top and filters down” N.Farage

  47. 47
    Ingenieur says:

    “There is a tide which taken at the flood leads on to victory”. The tide of the moment is UKIP and, God willing, it is now about to cleanse those stinking Aegean stables of arrogance, sleaze, complacency and self-indulgence Westminster.

  48. 48
    Hokey Pokey fan says:

    Not if you include Jake The Peg and Ed Milipede?

  49. 49
    Shove your PC bollox says:

    Well it’s a pity the liblabcon are so hell bent in importing more misogynists – by the million from dumps like P@kistan.

  50. 50
    Sheffield says:

    More than half of Mr Clegg’s constituents thought he was doing a bad or ‘very bad’ job as Deputy Prime Minister – while around 45% said he was a bad local MP.

    Meanwhile, almost one in three voters in Sheffield Hallam did not even know Mr Clegg was their MP, the poll found.

  51. 51
    Hokey Pokey fan says:

    Answer = 1003 boots needed.

  52. 52
    Osama the Nazarene2 says:

    You’ve obviously not smelt the coffee Anonymong. UKIP also get Labour votes.

  53. 53

    Ukip has completed the detoxifying of the Tories. The prime minister can now cash in as he prepares for the next election. – Times

    It is a long time since we have seen anything which combines such arrogance and ignorance, printed in a supposed quality paper.

  54. 54
    jgm2 says:

    If Labour come through the middle on a split vote then so be it.

    More likely is that Labour voters will switch to UKIP just because they (UKIP) have more chance of winning than Labour against the Tories.

    If Labour win they will preen and claim it as an end*ors*e*ment of Useless Ned but at least UKIP and Tory voters at large in the UK will see the dangers of splitting their vote in a general election and will adjust (or not) accordingly.

    Basically it’s a free shot for UKIP and Tory-UKIP switchers.

  55. 55
    Paddy Power says:

    Please bet your house.

  56. 56
    Historical analogy says:

    Recall that the Lib Dem wave now ebbing began in the fag end of the Major govt, when there was a string of bye elections that Lib Dems candidates could not stop winning. As a result, a substantial number of voters could not then stop themselves voting Lib Dem for many years. Until now.

  57. 57
    Osama the Nazarene2 says:

    +1

  58. 58
    Labour's Red Army says:

    We’re enjoying sitting back and watching UKIP do the hard work for us. Go UKIP!

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    No chance Osama.

  60. 60
    voters deserve better says:

    Have the police started investigating Tower Hamlets yet?

  61. 61
    Bert says:

    2000 boots, shurely?

  62. 62
    Osama the Nazarene2 says:

    Not in Tower Hamlets sunshine. The Lutfur Rahmanites have been taught well by their masters.

  63. 63
    jgm2 says:

    UKIP will pick up Labour voters as the party most likely to defeat the Tories.

  64. 64
    suissebob says:

    Thanks for tip, just put a tenner on UKIP winning at 3.65.

  65. 65
    BC says:

    Surprised you bother opening the pages, or paying to get inside the paywall.

    There is little merit in wasting time reading what the rent boys and girls have been instructed to say.

  66. 66
    Bert says:

    I hear that “liblabcon” has been removed from the new edition of Collins’ dictionary and replaced with “labcon”.

  67. 67
    Norm Normal says:

    Don’t forget massive car finance loan, they only feel worth something if they have an expensive piece of tin parked on the driveway. It has to be either a bmw convertible or a 4wd and is way above the children in the priority list.

  68. 68
    Anonymong says:

    The Times really has lost it, completely in Cameron’s back pocket and unable to see reason.

    Good job it’s behind that paywall or more people would have noticed how deranged it’s become.

  69. 69

    Yes. Quite right. This twat buzzed me on the last page too, with this shit.

    Think I know who he is and he ought to know better…

  70. 70
    The Critic says:

    Perhaps they will be hopping?

  71. 71
    Ester Rancid says:

    ageisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst

  72. 72
    Bert says:

    The place is to be renamed “Minaret Goatfleshlets”.

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    Our embarrassing members have gone to Ukip. One is standing for Newark.

  74. 74
    UKIP Press Office says:

    ‘Inclusive capitalism’ for the few | Bank of England chief Carney warns of rising inequality

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/carney-warns-of-rising-inequality-as-average-us-chiefs-pay-tops-10m-9442505.html

    Hear ! Hear !

  75. 75
    Anonymous says:

    i have read the article and i agree with you we need to slash public spending to drive direct taxation and council taxes lower to give these people more breathing space.

    that’s what you meant right?

    p.s. the average earnings in china is 357 GBP per year to define poverty as 357 GBP per week after tax and housing is discusting.

  76. 76
    Osama the Nazarene2 says:

    UKIP Army full of Jake the Pegs! This must be a Tory Bear contribution.

  77. 77

    History perhaps explains the drive for promoting internal EU migration:

    But the dash to adopt a failed model has not gone quite to plan.

    In repairing itself, Europe is wise to take heed the words of Sun Tzu, and rightly suspend disbelief in itself and be less fearful of history:

    ‘If you know the enemy and know yourself you need not fear the results of a hundred battles.’

  78. 78
    Dorkass says:

    I see how you got your name. If UKIP win it will be called a dead safe protest vote, that’s all.

  79. 79
    jgm2 says:

    How long before the ‘spontaneous’ UAF mobs stab some old duffer in a tweed jacket?

    Can’t be too long now before they murder somebody.

    Once that happens UKIP will win by a landslide. It’ll be like when the NUM murdered that taxi dr*i*ver by tossing a brick through his taxi.

  80. 80
    Anonymous says:

    £10 not very much SB. Obviously you don’t believe.

  81. 81
  82. 82
    MB. says:

    I think that if I was subjected to that amount of canvassing as I was going about my business then it would put me off the party completely.

  83. 83
    Puzzled of Peckham says:

    Of course Cameron is never going to say that is his ‘renegotiation’ fails he will lead Britain out of the EU.

    He’s a Europhile down to the EU ‘stars of shame’ cufflinks he wore before he became Tory leader.

    He has told the Spanish newspaper El Pais that he will ‘never’ lead Britian out of the EU whatever the results of any referendum.

    In October 2011 he imposed a three-line whip on Tory MPs in the Commons.to vote down a referendum.

    Only UKIP’s increasingly tight grip on his miniscule gonads caused him, in desperation, to promise some vague ‘renegotiation’ at some vague future date.

    Despite having no problems allowing the Scots to hold an independence referendum in September, he will not allow the UK to hold one on its own independence from an undemocratic, corrupt, criminal European Union diktat.

    Please don’t be naïve Guido: Cameron is a serial liar and an unprincipled, flabby faced fool who has lost the trust of the British people. permanently.

    His ‘renegotiation’ promise is a transparent lie.

    Vote UKIP for freedom and democracy.

  84. 84
    Teh Grauniad says says:

    Presumably the Electoral Commission will be allowing the United Kongdom Independence Party, the UK1P, the United Kingdom Independance Party and 40 or 50 similarly titled outfits to stand.

  85. 85
    Demetrius says:

    Well done UKIP, you have shown that millions of British people have had enough of this money making immigration racket, that is just making the rich richer, and the poor poorer.

    Roll on the next General Election, UKIP will cause an even greater political earthquake than in the Local & Euro elections.

  86. 86
  87. 87
    Hello there says:

    How’s David Axelprod fitting in at Labour HQ?

  88. 88
    Nigel Farage says:

    Deplorable Greed. Nothing more, nothing less. Billions are no longer enough, now it’s trillions I need….

    UKIP has made me like this.

  89. 89
    JH2382198409283 says:

    There will be 6 Geese-a-Laying too.

  90. 90
    jgm2 says:

    Ha ha. The ‘Independent’?

    The ‘Independent’ couldn’t be any less independent. It’s a bedwetter echo-chamber like the BBC or the Grauniad.

  91. 91
    Bert says:

    They might be on pogo sticks. Never forget that!

  92. 92
    Minaret Hamlettings says:

    We are pleased with the results of First, yes, we putting our people well ahead of unspeakable unclean Saxons. So, more money from you to us. Ally Marsbar

  93. 93
    Gary Elsby Stoke-on-Trent says:

    Don’t let these fuckers wind you up Dave.

    You can rely on us Communists and reds to vote the same way as you in any referendum.

    You have our word………comrade!

  94. 94
    ac1 says:

    Elliot rogers was a victim of fluoride?

  95. 95
    Socialism is theft says:

    Vote Tory and watch as Dave opens the door to 75 million members of the religion of peace.

    https://www.gov.uk/government/speeches/pms-speech-in-turkey

  96. 96
    Anonymous says:

    small point i know but yet again demonstrates the lefts ability to embellish

    is it sentencing them to a lifetime in poverty or just a childhood in poverty?

    they might go an invent facebook

  97. 97
    Norm Normal says:

    I wouldn’t be so sure. Civil servants, NHS employees and their families all vote labour because it leads to cash, huge pensions and a very short working day for the darlings of the unions.

  98. 98
    Maximus says:

    Try as I might, I am unable to find that 2nd sentence anything but absolutely impeccable. Yes. He. Will. The cnut.

  99. 99
    Bert says:

    Mornin’ Mr C, thanx for correxion about the wops.

  100. 100
    Mrs Nigel Farage says:

    I can do the work of ten Englishmen.

  101. 101
    Newark: Vote Labour Get Tory says:

    Not as many as they do Tory Votes. UKIP struggled in a number of Northern Labour Strongholds.

    Except a low turn during the by-election which will favour UKIP over the Tories or indeed Labour who have held the seat in the past. I hope that the Labour voters put a cross against old Helmer just to put more pressure on David Cameron than anything else.

  102. 102
    ac1 says:

    Cant afford kids? Dont have them then

  103. 103

    David Wilkie.

    Let us not remember his murder.

    Reduced to manslaughter because when these c*unts heaved that paving slab over the bridge onto the motorway, they didn’t think it would do any damage…

    C*unts! Utter murdering c*unts!

  104. 104
    Bert says:

    No no, jg, ’twas the table salt that got him.

  105. 105
    Austin Tash says:

    “Heartbeaking”

    I think Channel 4 News have made a mistake here, because ‘beaking’ is a medical term concerned with bones, and definitely not the heart.

  106. 106
    Raving Loon says:

    Don’t be silly, the law of the UK doesn’t apply in the United Tower Hamlets Emirates.

  107. 107
    Austin Tash says:

    He hated women so much he stabbed three men to death.

  108. 108
    Beeboids says:

    We shall need to reset our approach to the racist UK, it appears everybody is now turned into a racist, we did not expect this to happen as Tony assured us it would develop the other way.When we report on this subject we are careful to distinguish manual class MEN over fifty from well educated professional MALES.

    A man is of course not always a male.

    We are needed to separate this worlds confusion. What next, a beardy in a dress winning Eurogaydarvision?

  109. 109
    Dorakss says:

    Today the Romanians are outside the civil service and the NHS. Tomorrow, they could be inside. For the civil servamts, NHS employees and their families all voting labour yesterday, the penny is about to drop.

  110. 110
    Anonymous says:

    You may win votes of Labour but you have a couple of everest size mountains to climb. No chance.

  111. 111
    Ex Long Term Tory Activist says:

    Can’t make it to Newark — so put some quids in the pot instead.

    The People’s Army Bandwagon is on a roll and accelerating.

  112. 112
    Dianne Fatbot says:

    Suggesting there was any fraud in Tower Hamlets because of the ethnicity of those involved is waaaaaaaaaaaacist!

  113. 113
    jgm2 says:

    Those are Labour’s new bed-wetter class voters. But the old, working-class Labour voters, are sick of their new officer-class herdsmen but find it difficult to vote Tory because of their indoctrinated upbringing. They will, however, vote for anybody with a realistic chance of unseating the Tories.

    Which is where UKIP comes in.

  114. 114
    Enriched Eric of Enfield, (been in Oz) says:

    Another barite who has fucked us over. The man is a transparent liar and no amount of hurried addresses to camera with stern in control face with now convince otherwise.

  115. 115
    Bus Pass Alvis says:

    I’m voting for me to avoid a total wipe-out like the LibCnuts

  116. 116
    Lomax says:

    1

  117. 117
    Tragedy says:

    Stabbed three, shot a fourth.

  118. 118
    Ever hopeful says:

    Hello Gary, I presume you a Councillor now, took you long enough, I suppose next is to be an MP , did you ever get your leaflets sorted , I suppose the kids at the nursery helped you with your spelling and how to put words together to make a sentence, nice to know your back, your help amongst these heathens on here will soon change their minds and be promising Liebour supporters just as you are.

  119. 119
    Austin Tash says:

    We’re told that immigrants are vitally important to keep the NHS going.

    If we’re importing 550,000 immigrants a year (not including illegals and asylum cases), these immigrants are going to be using the NHS, meaning we need even more immigrants to work in the NHS.

    So could a mathematician work out how long before the entire country works in the NHS? I suppose it would save time: we could all live and work on the wards, and when we got sick, just jump into one of the feces covered, blood stained beds. Utopia!

  120. 120
    Enriched Eric of Enfield, (been in Oz) says:

    With arse in or out, Gock?

  121. 121
    Tower Hamlets Army says:

    We are on our way.

  122. 122
    Anonymous says:

    “UKIP sources are pouring cold water on their chances of outright victory”
    Mostly because Nigel has not yet been fully awoken by the aroma of democratic coffee. If the penny, for some deep thoughts, doesn’t drop into his political vending machine soon. He risks ending up a cold half cup of Conservative/Liberal/Labour latté lite.

  123. 123
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Les Flics are giving the wannabe U.K. immigrants another kicking, now that Marine has restored their backbone.

  124. 124
    Mr Gove says:

    Yes all the embarrassing members have gone to Newark. Like Helmer, why is Cameron still here?

  125. 125
    Sergeant Pepper says:

    ‘Ebullient and inventive’ – Eric Morecambe’s Times obituary. He died 30 years ago today http://thetim.es/morecambeobit pic.twitter.com/knhTLns8WA

  126. 126
    Practical Decision says:

    All registered voters in Newark are on a win win situation there.
    They have everything to gain from voting UKIP to represent them for 11 months in a rump parliament which has nothing to do and is dominated by a disfunctioning coalition.

  127. 127
    Austin Tash says:

    “5 million British children ‘sentenced to life of poverty due to IDS’”

    ‘Life of poverty’. Wow, the Independent has their entire future mapped out. So these children are never going to able to get a job when they grow up?!

  128. 128
    Enriched Eric of Enfield, (been in Oz) says:

    Ned would make Cathy Ashton look statespersonlike at the Summits. What a fackin Mongo.

  129. 129
    Enriched Eric of Enfield, (been in Oz) says:

    Also Tower Minarets First after their marathon recounts, resounding victorious wins against Saxon Scum, surely they will be there, ally mars bar?

  130. 130
    Habit says:

    Once they have passed the rubican they may taste freedom on the other side for the future

  131. 131
    Sorry to Go On So Long says:

    I hope they do. All Lib Dems with more than one brain cell know what awaits the party at the next GE, yet they insist on Clegg remaining as “leader”. Another coalition with the Tories would be like a “death grip” and do they really believe that if Labour won, he could be “Deputy PM” again, should they successfully sell their arses to a Labour Government?

    Were that miracle to happen, he would be the only front bencher to sit in exactly the same spot on the green benches as he did under the Tories. From there he would vote to repeal Tory legislation he previously voted for.

    Whatever happens, they are fucked and good riddance!

  132. 132
    Ed 2 says:

    And a polling booth in every ward- thupervithed by Labour’th Ithlamic Militia.

  133. 133
    Ever hopeful says:

    Keep thinking that , just as you thought attacking Farage would help destroy UKIP, while you were playing racist with Farage, UKIP was pissing itself laughing all the way to the polling station, now that’s a leader to have, in front and not sitting on his ar5e talking crap to the media.

  134. 134
    We know the BBC is completely bent says:

    The best laugh yesterday for me re the Libs was their spokesperson on BBC, of course, who actually said “It’s not fair..”

  135. 135
    Labour Press Office says:

    If we tell the erstwhile Labour voters who have switched to UKIP that they’re idiots, they’ll start voting for Labour again.

  136. 136
    Tony, aka Enriched Eric of Enfield, (been in Oz) says:

    Hurry it up David, you need to rebalance, it’s not looking good for the CP 2015 result at all and the MASTER will not be pleased.

  137. 137
    Ed Miliband says:

    Downing Thtweet here I come! :)

  138. 138
    Norm Normal says:

    BBC are reporting a new social attitudes survey which finds that around a third of the UK has racist attitudes.
    Firstly I would like to see the questions and definitions used to conclude this. Also whom are the BBC hinting at and is a certain deputy news editor back at her desk this morning?

  139. 139
    Chief Cashier says:

    Your chips, Mr Cameron.

  140. 140
    Mr Interesting says:

    He died on Kylie Minogue’s 16th birthday.

  141. 141
    We know the BBC is completely bent says:

    Hokey Pokey Fan – you are Ed Twelvety Balls and I claim the prize.

  142. 142
    a top person who doesn't .... says:

    Fortunately, we are protected from The Times by its paywall.

  143. 143
    The BBC says:

    A third of the population supports UKIP, ergo a third of the population are racist.

  144. 144
    The Dublin Convention says:

    They should kick them all back to Italy where they mainly came from

  145. 145

    Let us not remember forget his murder FFS.

    Nor that these lunatics are utter fucking murdering c*unts!

  146. 146
    jgm2 says:

    So 1/3 of the UK population admit to having racist attitudes and that’s despite the fact that ‘racism’ is a crime.

    I think that the bedwetters (admittedly successful to date) tactic of shouting down as ‘racist’ anybody who questions why the fuck they allowed 2 million third-worlders to come and ‘fill the gaps’ in their Northern and London shitholes has finally worn out.

    Time to challenge these c*unts to a jury trial next time they try that stunt. Chances are 4 out of 12 of the jury think exactly the same way and, even more likely, 10 out of 12 think the same but are too frightened to admit it.

  147. 147
    The Growler says:

    Newark is in a large farming area, and until later times farmers were the prime benefactors of the EU. I voted UKip this time to give the drongo parties a good proverbial kicking to knock them from their smug complacency. As originally formed the EU was a good idea, unfortunately the controls by a central authority seem to be lacking in the big things like finances, but they go overboard over smaller things, not helped by individual governments who add extras to already bulky directives. If they did want a United States of Europe they could form it the same way as the USA which actually took over 100 years to reach it’s present status, to pinch Balls cry, “To much, too fast”

  148. 148
    Ed Miliband says:

    Theeth pledgeth are wrong.

  149. 149
    Enriched Eric of Enfield, (been in Oz) says:

    Is the PIA night flight into MAN still staffed with two runway ambulances to ferry the sick directly through the waiting lists?

  150. 150
    barrowboy says:

    Of course a win by the Scots Nationalists will rid him of a lot of Liebor opposition seats.

  151. 151

    Yet someone from this site has seen fit to post it under Seen Elsewhere.

    He cannot be one of us…

  152. 152
    It's more complicated than that says:

    I know two naturalised British citizens who say they voted UKIP. One was formerly Japanese and the other Chinese.

  153. 153
    Roger Helmer says:

    Unforgivable Treason was Committed by Edward Heath | VIDEO

  154. 154
    tsunami says:

    Lib Dems may switch to Green as a protest – some of them loathe Labour as much as the Tories, and couldn’t vote Purple after what they did to the orangey-yellows.

  155. 155
    suissebob says:

    It’s a punt, I don’t normally go in for political betting as the markets are shallow and the returns are poor.

    I bet on cricket, that is the most lucrative sport for me and generally relatively easy to win on. I also bet on other sports but never the sort of small three figure sums I bet on cricket.

    NB This is exchange betting.

  156. 156
    LOL says:

    Meanwhile, wonder how before it’s “aid deniers”?

  157. 157
    Enriched Eric of Enfield, (been in Oz) says:

    Oh the tenth recount with 20% margin of error finally finished did it! a week later.

  158. 158
    Steve Miliband says:

    Labour and the Lib Dems are the problem. No to referendum, yes to EU and immigration. So why is everyone on the right hell bent on letting them form a government in 2015?

  159. 159
    JH2382198409283 says:

    but are too frightened to admit it

    …for now.

    I’m seeing comments on mainstream boards accepted as common knowledge that would have triggered Category 5 histrionics from resident liberal tryhards only a couple of years ago.

  160. 160
    The Growler says:

    ” 250 horses?” h’mm two little boys on a horse, I feel a song coming on, mind you I don’t think we’ll see this guy again

  161. 161
    jgm2 says:

    I*r*ish independence was only an issue for a small number of dedicated (some might say fanatical) men back in 1916.

    The issue was forced by deliberately goading the UK govt and creating some martyrs. The I*r*ish then, naturally enough, sided with their own. See also Bl**oody S*unday for details.

    So it will be for UKIP if Cameron et al don’t call of their hot-headed UAF and Religion of Peace thugs. One of them will go too fucking far and that’ll be the end of it.

    Farage has already ‘won’ the battle for the ‘People’s Army’ slogan. Just you wait to see what will happen to UKIP’s vote if a bunch of old chaps in tweed jackets gets set upon by dart-throwing UAF thugs or violent, bearded religion-of-peacers.

  162. 162
    Desperate says:

    Ah! Cathy Ashton! Does she do big signed photos? I want one for the mantlepiece to keep the kids away from the fire.

  163. 163
    i was looking up, o chesty me, and the trawbeery and rhubard emerged says:

    stars have tits too

  164. 164
    Cameron Is A CUNT says:

    So, yet again the DWP has been found acting unlawfully

    http://www.lexology.com/library/detail.aspx?g=fb37d01b-56cf-4a04-8d8c-f9098b2666dd

    the Independent Living Fund remains and Iain Duncan Shit has more egg on his face

  165. 165
    The Growler says:

    Bovver boots?

  166. 166
    o says:

    it was a nexk of the chest job

  167. 167
    silence scum saxons says:

    No, they do the social work now, it’s the spine deficient Elect. comm. who will go through the motions and find absolutely no shit whatsoever. Then we do it again and again.

  168. 168
    voters deserve better says:

    It’s a total farce.
    The Electoral Commission isn’t fit for purpose
    and police must investigate and prosecute
    anyone suspected of electoral fraud or intimidation.

  169. 169
    as terix of the princes now pince me says:

    soil to soil

  170. 170
    lick me later says:

    hey put some petrol on

  171. 171
    Pink Rod says:

    Are Dutchmen allowed to sit in the House of Lords?

  172. 172
  173. 173
    violet tsunami says:

    Stygian stables…

  174. 174
    JH2382198409283 says:

    This reminds me of the famous Ms magazine study that claimed about 30% of women surveyed had ‘been r@ped’.

    The thing is, they didn’t just ask the subjects, ‘Have you ever been r@ped?’.

    They asked them lots of roundabout questions, ie, ‘Have you ever agreed to sex even though you didn’t really want to’ and then decided for themselves whether it was ‘r@pe’.

    By that definition I have been r@ped multiple times. Woe is me, moral authority is mine, whahey.

    In the BBC case above, the questions are probably along the lines of, ‘Have you ever felt your piss turning straight into steam when Owen Jones opens his stupid flappy fucking mouth?’

    If yes => racist.

  175. 175
    T shirt holder, eyesight loser due to more important people says:

    If you ever go now the whole NHS show is basically an immy affair, the indigenous respect the need to suffer at home.

  176. 176
    lick me first says:

    one is the clit and the other a more than penis

  177. 177
    Any political party which has Neil Hamilton as a senior member is a party of slimy cunts says:

    Ok are you thinking of the same people we keep invading?

    dumb cu’nt

  178. 178
    Oxsham says:

    He must have a lot of friends who are thieves from the shroud waving industry.

  179. 179
    Socialism is theft says:

    I smell dead meat.

  180. 180
    Vote UKIP/Labour to ensure England stays in the EU says:

    Are UKIP funded by Unite like you Marxist Hunt’s??

    i think they must be

  181. 181
    táxpáyér says:

    The REAL question is “WHY WONT THE MSM HOUND HIM ON THIS POINT?”

  182. 182
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    It’s a long shot I know but after pissing myself watching the hysterical, carpet chewing, window licking MSM lefties reaction to the Euro election result I do hope the people of Newark go for a re-run.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.
    Vote Tory, get Labour.

  183. 183
    the brickie is awonder. says:

    wooderbackbroken

  184. 184
    T shirt holder, eyesight loser due to more important people says:

    God willing? Have you translated Urdu here?

  185. 185
    T shirt holder, eyesight loser due to more important people says:

    Neither. Augean.

  186. 186
    Socialism is theft says:

    Dave is hell bent on immigration and the EU. Why do you forget so quickly? The Tories have let more immigrants into this country over the last 60 years than Labour. And now he wants to open the doors to 75 million Turks. 75 million members of the religion of peace.

  187. 187
    force is greater than the 1 st says:

    1st cut is the deepest.

  188. 188
    geordieboy says:

    Depends on how many mirrors you have to look in.

  189. 189
    Socialism is theft says:

    I am getting addicted to popcorn.

  190. 190
    Skeletor says:

    This survey is to shortly be followed up by one stating that 27.49% of the population admit to being evil – but that only half that number would be evil during a general election.

    The colour of evil is also purple, blue, and similar colours, much like wot my bird Evil-Lyn wears. Btw, I’m not a waycist, because she’s yellowy.

  191. 191
    Arf says:

    or 1 miliband

  192. 192
    Norma Stitz says:

    It will look like a zombie invasion!

  193. 193
    Bitter, moi? says:

    +1. Yes, just as they are not to be trusted with their own money in pension funds. White trash may spend it all and throw themselves on the social services, which are not meant for the support of this sort of person.

  194. 194
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Most immigrants came to Britain because they wanted the British way of life. They tend to be Monarchists and often very loyal. It should be no surprise that they do not wish to see that heritage eaten away by EU bureaucracy with its attendant taxation and pernicious erosion of the freedoms they came here to enjoy.

  195. 195
    The Growler says:

    It’s time for the Dirty Digger to make a surprise visit visit Dave in No10 as the Master always wants to be the One Who Won It, he will be feeling that he has lost his touch. The GE is going to very much a 3 way fight and things are going to get very dirty and blood spilt, and Nige trusts neither the Conners or Liebore, and not without reason.

  196. 196
    jgm2 says:

    I seen the Aid industry first-hand a few times during my life. There are some truly dedicated ground-troops but their costs pale into insignificance compared to the several layers of professionally concerned heirarchy that sits atop them.

    The Aid Industry is little more than a work-scheme for professionally connected bedwetters. Any aid that trickles down to those who actually need it is purely accidental. And, as the cases of Haiti and Pa*les*tine and indeed the generat hereditary Labour-voting aid recipients right here in the UK demonstrate – it is almost entirely counter-productive.

  197. 197
    use more bricks says:

    now break the back in it’s entirity

  198. 198
    Kate has a nicer arse than Pippa says:

    Phwooooar!

    WARNING: DO NOT CLICK ON LINK IF A ROYALIST PRUDE!

    http://www.bild.de/unterhaltung/leute/catherine-mountbatten-windsor/und-kim-kardashian-schoene-kehrseiten-36136770.bild.html

  199. 199
    Twampersand mk II says:

    The EEC was NEVER revealed to be the seed of the EU, and it was NEVER, EVER a good idea to allow Germans, Spanish and French to put British farmers and fishermen out of business, or to pay them to burn their ships and leave their fields fallow.

  200. 200
    The Growler says:

    Is that all public school boys and Oxbridge graduates think about.

  201. 201
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    He is trying to pass of opinion as fact and I suppose he’s fishing for a job in the EU.

  202. 202
    go back home says:

    shiv and parvatic. o u r so face down

  203. 203
    Twampersand mk II says:

    See how discriminatory you are against the one-legged disabled?

  204. 204
    An Ostler says:

    Hacks who cover the EU are very well fed and watered.

  205. 205
    Steve Miliband says:

    ?

  206. 206
    big hitter says:

    twat

  207. 207
    lettindëêèeėeeéeée says:

    fatherhood is now in toxic mary

  208. 208
    Mr Slater's Parrot says:

    (cuttle) (stare) OOYEWLOOKINATJOHN!!! (crest) (squeetle) AGGRO!!

  209. 209
    constituency trainbound says:

    you obviously haven’t spent any time in newark

  210. 210
    The Growler says:

    No idea, but until the HoLm was reformed Irish lords were allowed to stand in the HoL, for heavens sake, they are not even in the Commonwealth.

  211. 211
    bergen says:

    These days it’s even worse than the Guardian, considerably worse, in fact. It’s odd to remember that when it was launched it was aimed at the more “moderate” of Telegraph readers by ex-Telegraph journalists.

  212. 212
    Round_or_Flat says:

    Salmond just said on BBC News that he aimed for Scotland to have net inward migration target of 24,000 people a year.
    On a population basis that is more or less the same as the present mass-immigration being experienced in the UK.
    Whether a free Scotland would have the same relationship with other UK countries as the Irish Republic, which includes free movement of people would cast doubt over any immigration targets being achievable in England with the trojan horse effect of an independent Scotland.
    A person invited to live in Scotland, for example would probably survive two days of snow before taking the National Express to Fort Lauderdale – no, just joking! – London. In other words Salmond could ship all his cast-offs to London and then feel free to keep the door open until somebody hardy enough is persuaded to stay.

  213. 213
    nike less says:

    black boot travels further

  214. 214
    The Growler says:

    Who’s Nick

  215. 215
    Not Worthy, due to more important people says:

    Glad you raised this nick. Can we now see a cost benefit of the first four years or would that be like the EU accounts, like?

  216. 216
    constituency trainbound says:

    quite… clegg is a spineless unreliable leader who deserves everything he gets

  217. 217
    Nick's CV says:

    = Gizza job

  218. 218
    Anonymous says:

    Mat Parris, Danny the Fink, David Aaronobitch – all there to further the dripping wet Tory agenda. Just ask the mopped haired fop!

  219. 219
    Twampersand mk II says:

    Newark is a true-blue, traditional Conservative, proper English place. All this metropolitan bumsex shite has killed 75 percent of the Tory vote. I can see a UKIP win, if the counting is not fixed.

  220. 220
    Raving Loon says:

    No, sending millions to countries which have their own space programs is.

  221. 221
    Clegg is an EU Stooge says:

    The Lying Dutchman does not say which nation he is talking about.

  222. 222
    jgm2 says:

    We should do like Castro and empty our prisons into Fucking Scotland if they jump ship.

    The only people who would choose to live there are those for whom the promise of getting better handouts than they’d get in England overcomes the shortened life-expectancy, anti-English racism and shit weather.

  223. 223
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    The Tories can’t harvest up the postal votes the way Labour does when it needs a by-election win.

    It’ll be low turn-out and Tory voting apathy that helps UKRAP.

  224. 224
    NHS helpline says:

    she should try bigger wings

  225. 225
    Not Worthy, due to more important people says:

    Perhaps then we will be New tUrKey.

  226. 226
    black boot was just hit says:

    delete “says”
    add “by”

    santini tomatoe.

  227. 227
    táxpáyér says:

    #reachintoyourownpocket

  228. 228
    Fuck off! says:

    Fuck off back to Labour List would you sonny.

  229. 229
    Anonymous says:

    I predict Guido will regret his support for ukip. They will let Miliband into no 10. Then I suppose Guido doesn’t care much, he’s an Irish Republican.

  230. 230
    Not Worthy, due to more important people says:

    And tanned nicely.

  231. 231
    Calais says:

    Good point. If they wanted to live like the Germans, French or Italians they would presumably have gone there.

  232. 232
    sad reality says:

    seriously off track spoilt brat destroys lives in gun spree

  233. 233
    MB. says:

    Hard to tell from one, possibly Photoshopped, image

  234. 234
    Farmer Rupert says:

    Hey Farage get org mi land

  235. 235
    Mdm Da Farge says:

    and where is”Nottinghamshire” please ?

  236. 236
    Yvette the Impaler and the next chancellor says:

    don’t forget us gonk

  237. 237
    Truth - I remember it fondly says:

    Hamilton was found innocent of the charge.

    You won’t find that in the BBC or the Guardian.

  238. 238
    Article from the Neanderthal Times says:

    Nurg is sitting outside his cave, eyeing up his next shag…a stranger comes over the hill from the next valley.

    Zork: “Hi, I’m Zork”

    Nurg: …

    Zork: “Wow, that’s a nice cave, mind if I move in?”

    Nurg: …

    Zork: “Gosh, yummy sabre tooth tiger pie. Give us a bit.”

    Nurg …

    Zork: “She’s tasty. Might give her one, eh!”

    Nurg, his brothers, his cousin, and two uncles: “WHACK, THWACK, THUD, THUD, THUD, WHACK, THUD, WHACK, WHACK, WHACK”

    Zork: “Waaaacist….” *expires*

  239. 239
    Hope not soap says:

    racist

  240. 240
    Orangeboom says:

    We had a Dutch monarch, so it shouldn’t be a problem

  241. 241
    Indigo Tide says:

    What colour are her nipples?

    This poll is stupid and meaningless, especially when hosted on the same show as one with an oxford axadrmic rubbishing the attempt to deliverately confuse correlation with causation on the discussion about Call if Duty and mass shootings; however..
    if you cross-correlate yesterday’s attempt to rubbish the UKIP vote by saying it was just 1 in 10 of all voters who voted for them with this implied insinuation about UKIP being evil because 1/3 of voters self report as being evil, then UKIP could more than triple their vote.

    This could be a very tight result with purple and blue both in the 30% range.

    Too close to call…

  242. 242
    Davo says:

    Yes, it’s as if it was in our genes, isn’t it.

  243. 243
    ed milliband peoples representitive of somewhere up north i have to visit every now and again says:

    me thinks he’s going to have a “michael portillo moment” next year

  244. 244
    Dierdre Moist (miss) says:

    very profound … stick to humming the archers tune hoovering or packing your trunk nellie

  245. 245
    suissebob says:

    You’re too kind. Most people think I’m a complete cant.

  246. 246
    Diane Abbott says:

    It’s outside the M25, I can tell you that.

  247. 247
    Durty 'Arry says:

    A yank committing a yank crime in yankland

    no relevance

  248. 248
    ed milliband peoples representitive of somewhere up north i have to visit every now and again says:

    yes what a suprise five days after a third of the electorate voted UKIP the beebs headline story is”a third of people in britain are racist”
    end the bedroom tax,scrap the bbc

  249. 249
    ceremonial sword says:

    the sun is now cool.

  250. 250
    Vote UKIP, Get UKIP and don't split the vote says:

    Look, if you like bumsex, fair enough, but most people are not interested.

  251. 251
    James O'Bottom says:

    Has Scameron complained about Tower Hamlets then!? Is he going to rid us of the ‘Human Rights’ Act?! Is the moon made of green knob cheese?! The reason many working-class folk in Yorkshire vote Ukip is because they agree with most of the politics simples!

  252. 252
    ed milliband peoples representitive of somewhere up north i have to visit every now and again says:

    you won’t find much fatual truth on/in either

  253. 253
    tigerowl says:

    Poor sods in Newark. Overrun by the political elite, wanting their vote. if I lived there I would have a mass non vote day.
    It is a by election. Makes no difference. Lib Dems did well for twenty years on them but changed nothing. UKIP will do well but will change nothing. Over exited and raising expectations UKIP will never deliver.
    Only a third of the electorate voted last Thursday. UKIP got 27.5 per cent of a 33 per cent turn out. Even UKIP are ignored by the majority of the voters who could not even be bothered to protest vote. Only 167 council seats are UKIP. Labour won more on what UKIP keep telling them was a bad night. How much more spin can Farage and his political elite push?
    UKIP now mainstream and have to offer policies. See how little difference they are between Farage and Cameron. Then see where UKIP votes disappear to.
    You can never change a nation on anti policies. UKIP now have to tell us how big the public spending cuts farage talks about will be and where. The popular suddenly become the ones making the cuts. Then see how quick UKIP fall apart.

  254. 254
    So obvious when you think about it for a nanosecond says:

    Can’t afford children? Don’t have them.

  255. 255
    NeverRed says:

    Totally agree with what you say about bollockless Cameron, however, you should have pointed out that he could not have held a referendum as Labour and the gormless Miliband would have voted against any such bill along with the traitor Clegg & Co.

  256. 256
    Labour says:

    We are going to grind your face in diversity, then be astounded when you don’t like it.

  257. 257
    Hercules says:

    That one.

  258. 258
    Dierdre Moist (miss) says:

    and replace it with …………….

  259. 259
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Camercnut has doubled Gorgon’s National Debt, and the bastard is still running a fucking great Deficit.

    Big cuts are needed still to reduce the bloated Government and public sectot parasitical spending.

    THE U.K. CAN’T JUST KEEP RUNNING UP MORE DEBT

    Start by halving the number of M.P.s at the 2015 election

    Double the size of Constituencies, and make them all equal in size +/- 5%

    Will Dave do it? No — of course not — he’s a useless gutless bastard — “constrained” by the CableCleggers.

  260. 260
    Nurse! More hyperbole for the bed-wetter in ward 88, please says:

    Zillions!

    Megawillions!

    Wongamegawilllions!

  261. 261
    evemBABRO says:

    is it iron is it steel

  262. 262
    lolita says:

    They must be quaking in their elitist boots

  263. 263
    Dierdre Moist (miss) says:

    far more vote labour because ‘their mum and/or dad would turn in their grave if they didn’t’

  264. 264
    Wolf, Wolf, Wolf says:

    No – it is the BBC who call them racist – because they want the UK to have the same immigration controls as Australia & Canada.

    It’s bollox, the word “racist” now just means “someone who disagrees with me”.

  265. 265
    Another article from the Neanderthal Times, six months later says:

    Nurg is sitting outside his cave, eyeing up his next shag…his brother wanders over and sits next to him

    Gurg: “Hi, bro”

    Nurg: “Yo, dude.”

    Gurg: “Wow, that’s a nice cave, mind if I move in?”

    Nurg: …

    Gurg: “Gosh, yummy sabre tooth tiger pie. Give us a bit.”

    Nurg …

    Gurg: “She’s tasty. Might give her one, eh!”

    Nurg, his brothers (but one less than last time), his cousin, and two uncles: “WHACK, THWACK, THUD, THUD, THUD, WHACK, THUD, WHACK, WHACK, WHACK”

    Gurg: “But I’m from the same tribe….” *expires*

    Nurg: “It’s not about racism, it’s about pissing people off.”

  266. 266
    Anonymous says:

    When it fails, not if.

  267. 267
    medieval deth kult says:

    But where from?

    Haggis is not halal and neither is a pint of heavy nor a wee dram.

    Be careful what you wish for mes joques amis!

  268. 268
    A reminder says:

    But the boots on the ground had better remind them of the trickery with odd party names and folded voting slips that we saw last week. Look for UKIP at the bottom of the voting list.

  269. 269
    torees carnt spel says:

    You must be a tory – “org mi land” indeed.

  270. 270
    King Nigel says:

    Après moi, le déluge”

  271. 271
    tigerowl says:

    It’s taken just five days for one of UKIP’s new councillors to find themselves at the centre of a row — with Redditch councillor Dave Small accused of sickening racist and homophobic comments on Facebook.

    Barely literate comments attributed to him (two excerpts below) include branding African migrants “scroungers” and Elton John and Clare Balding “perverts”:

    ONE DOWN 166 to go. But then. Some UKIP supporters see such comments by these prats as just good old fashioned banter. What ever did happen to education in this country?

  272. 272
    Apthorpe says:

    I agree fully. It would be the easiest thing in the world for Dave the Heathite to say if renegotiations fail he will seek to leave the EU and indeed this would then give his negotiations real clout. He won’t he’d sooner be in the EU with all its manifest problems than leave. Vote UKIP and keep kicking them till they get the message.
    The long term goal here is to win the Conservative Parry back to a real Conservative agenda this will only happen by keeping the pressure. Labour are in melt down as well so UKIP are doing a sterling job if totally disrupting the main parties. It’s to be hoped the LibDems never recover.

  273. 273
    wallsies says:

    Cheer up you daft old goth

  274. 274
    Reality says:

    Scroungers is not a racist remark.

  275. 275
    constituency trainbound says:

    very fair comment but can you give one example of anything ukip has actually achieved yet apart from state the obvious about immigration and getting more of themselves elected as members of a european parliament they are pledged to get us out of.

    quite … not a lot

  276. 276
    Nigella Farage says:

    Why does Guido not know that MEPs have to head to Strasbourg, not to Brussels? Please don’t tell me that Guido doesn’t know that the European Parliament is in Strasbourg.

  277. 277
    Anonymous says:

    Would this be the same Electoral Commission who said that AV wasn’t fit for purpose, until they found out they could make money out of supplying voting machines, and then miraculously decided that AV was fit for purpose after all?

  278. 278

    schrodingers cat spot on as allways.

  279. 279
    Nigella Farage says:

    Tigerowl did ask about what had happened to education, after all. Probably looking for his own?

  280. 280
    g i says:

    spot on SC

  281. 281
    A reminder says:

    Me too – been there, done that.

    But why bother to make any effort when you know another lorry load of aid will be coming over the hill tomorrow?

  282. 282
    absolutelypassionate says:


    “They won’t be able to send the entire cabinet to the same seat every day in the general election.”

    So what?
    You do what you can with your available resources.
    I will contribute towards defeating EU hegemony – will you?
    If GB is dismantled there will be nowhere to run and nobody to stand against tyranny in Europe the way we have in the past.

  283. 283
    utopia unfound says:

    the economics of the ‘back of fag packet and beer mat’ varieties

  284. 284
    A reminder says:

    “What ever did happen to education in this country?”

    May I humbly suggest you address that question to Shirley Williams for a response – better hurry up though as the old bat is getting on a bit now.

  285. 285
    Dierdre Moist (miss) says:

    like yesterdays half empty coffee cup on the desk the next morning … the milk soured and the fag ends floating … which you drink by mistake when you read the latest in house gaff from a no-hoper waving the ukip flag in the daily mail

  286. 286
    A reminder says:

    Built as a bloody sop to the Frogs – and has cost an absolute fortune to European taxpayers in travel/transfer costs along every time they meet. Pass the trough Gilles.

  287. 287
    A reminder says:

    * alone

  288. 288
    Unlimited bennies for all says:

    Well they might choose never to have a job if the bedwetters have their way. A life
    on bennies might well be an option – see White Dee et al.

  289. 289
    constituency trainbound says:

    I don’t think its any surprise a third think that way but agree the definition is crucial..

    whilst many see the uk as a haven for their aspirations we will always have pressure at the borders .. to say that there should be a flexible target to the scale of longer term immigration is not racist but pragmatically realistic.

  290. 290
    Sir Sidney Bunberry-Dewdrop says:

    nonsense

  291. 291
    Aunt Hilda says:

    Am Sonntag ploppten Fotos auf, die unsere … sounds like a serious intro..
    translation …looks like a lovely bum willy … nice one squirrel

  292. 292
    Anonymous says:

    Lets have a few facts
    1) The EU parliament will ignore ALL decent and carry on pushing their super state undemocratic agenda.
    2) There will be NO meaningful renegotiations without Cameron invoking Article 50 which is required by members who intend to leave the EU
    3) Therefore any attempt to renegotiate without Article 50 being invoked will be brushed aside.
    4) Cameron has already said that he will not leave the EU and will not invoke Article 50 therefore he will be either totally ignored of offered miniscule concessions which he will try to con the British public with as did Harold Wilson
    5) However we must not underestimate the vulnerability of Tory and Labour MPs whose careers could and may well come to an abrupt end at the next election as have the careers of many long standing MEPs this week.
    6) Faced with the prospect of unemployment there is a distinct possibility that some will change allegiance to UKIP
    7) Failing that happening the Tory party will split asunder. The Liberals are already at this stage.
    Interesting times ahead

  293. 293
    constituency trainbound says:

    Salmond is such a creep of the week in every way I feel sorry for the Scots whatever their decision

  294. 294
    Johann Hari's friend David Rose says:

    Inequality – a new bedwetting phenomenon which has gained popularity since true poverty has all but disappeared in this country.

  295. 295
    Ex Tory voter says:

    once a liar always a liar and here is the biggest fucking liar of them all

  296. 296
    NeverRed says:

    I’ll be attending and taking a box of eggs in case I spot any UAF (TORY/LABOUR stooges) to give them a good egging!

  297. 297
    Ex Tory voter says:

  298. 298
    constituency trainbound says:

    very nearly spot on save you don’t mention the reality check farage faces in putting together a team that can actually put flesh on the bones of what has to date been simply grandstanding on two issues .. immigration and the EU.

  299. 299
    Ex Tory voter says:

  300. 300
    Fishy says:

    Judging by the crap you write on various blogs, I don’t believe you’ve ever been a Tory voter

  301. 301
    constituency trainbound says:

    and the other socialist apologists who ended up presiding over a system that regarded the lowest common denominator as the target rather than encouraging achievement… whilst of course sending their own kids to private schools

  302. 302
    constituency trainbound says:

    absolute waste of money which should have been stopped years ago

  303. 303
    bogtrott says:

    mr clegg your the one out of step,we the people have had enough of being taken for mugs,look what happened to gordon when he called someone a bigot.The main parties still dont get it and its about time we as voters rubbed their noses in the shit and tell them listen to us or else.do what we want or we will make you.we have the power our vote gives them power take our vote away and what are they…..power less

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    We know the BBC is completely bent says:

    How much are your employers, the BBC, paying you Tigerowl?

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    Hatred is us says:

    “It’s not fair”

    “It’s an injustice”

    “You forced me to suffer all my life”

    A guy who comes up with stuff like this and hates with a passion can only be one thing – a lefty. Oh, he is

    While Rodger’s online rants and posts provided little insight into his political leanings, the mass murderer did subscribe to the YouTube channel of “The Young Turks,” a left-leaning TV show hosted by former MSNBC host Cenk Uygur.

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    GDS says:

    Yeah, those effing Jutes, Saxon, Danes, Normans etc cummin over ere and diluting our Celtic effnicity to the point where we became the dominant world power for nearly 300 years. I’ll ave a chicken tikka masala and a pint of cobra ta. immigration sucks eh? Effing ukip wuckfit xenophobes and single issue numpties

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    Observer says:

    Guido’s changed it to ‘troops’ now and has made me look silly.

  308. 308
    GDS says:

    Are you for real? You ACTUALLY believe David Cameron supports the UAF? You need urgent help

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    I can vote UKIP but wont says:

    Purely because of the whole peoples army business. A bit to left wing/revolutionary for my tastes dear.

  311. 311
    Anonymous says:

    The immigration rules for Turkish peoples have recently being watered down and made considerably easier.

    A firend works in recruitment and they are getting hundres of applications from Turkish citizens, when the question is asked, will you be able to stay in the EU after your visa expires, they are all quoting new rules which say after 5 years here they can obtain permanant UK residency….

    Its all happening by the back door and no ones talking about it…

    Silence in the MSM…

    Silence in the BBC…..

  312. 312
    Village Idiot says:

    ….The tyranny is within our own country!

  313. 313
    Gary Elsby Stoke-on-Trent says:

    Any sensible red wants all sensible blues to support UKIP.
    Anything else would be less than honest.

    This tactic is so mind-numbingly stupid, that even die-hards in here know it to be true.

    Why are Conservatives so dishonest?

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    Touching cloth says:

    Many East Coast London-bound trains now stop at Newark I’m popping down on Saturday to do my bit! I feel a comfortable UKIP majority headed our way.

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    Touching cloth says:

    Many London-bound trains from the North East now stop at Newark: I’m popping down on Saturday to do my bit. I feel a comfortable UKIP majority coming on and about bloody time too.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    If you and your followers think it was i – wrong.

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    The 63% who didn't vote UKIP last week says:

    We are pissing ourselves laughing at the thought of what UKIP would actually do if it got its hands on real power.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Noted the mistake and the correction there SC – don’t let jgm2 attack you for it though!!!! Sweet.

  319. 319
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    You have little idea how the vast majority of juries and the trials they sit on are rigged.

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    Tom Twatson says:

    If the article by Breitbart ” Cameron Flirts With Far Right to Block UKIP” (Guido’s links) are anything like true then the devious bastard is putting his head in a noose which will be tugged hard by the left wing press. Trying to align the Conservatives with the Danish far right group in the EU parliament is a major catastrophe, given their extreme antics to date. This, from a man that claims the UKIP to be too extreme. Always knew he was a prick!

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    Maths is easy says:

    Actually, it’s 73% who didn’t vote Farage.

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    ceejay says:

    When I saw NC the next morning I was forced to snort hot coffee down both nostrils. I may sue …

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    I m Jayyyyykkkke the …..Peg, Peg , Peg Peg , Peg.
    With a wooden middle Leg, Leg, Leg, Leg , Leg .
    And my surname s s Clegg, Clegg, Clegg, Clegg, Clegg
    And I may be forced to Beg, Beg , Beg , Beg, Beg.

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    broderick crawford says:

    THERE ARE TOO MANY DARN COMMENTS ON THIS POST AND IT TAKES ME TOO LONG TO SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM

    (I don t have an END button on my ipad keyboard !!)

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    Sir Roger de Senseless says:

    I’m not a farmer, but I’ve got a few acres and I get that damn-fool subsidy. Why not? Most of the damn-fool things Brussels and Europe come up with disadvantage me and cost me money – Council Tax, for one, which they unilaterally bumped up a band and which takes no account of how much I earn (not much) and how many government services I use (even less).

    But I voted U.K.I.P. for at least the third time the other day. Good riddance to Europe if it happens and good riddance to the subsidy when it happens.

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    Sir Roger de Senseless says:

    God, he’s a twat!

    Has he called for proportional representation yet?

    If not, why not? After all, U.K.I.P. got the largest single share of the vote so, if they repeat the performance next year – and they’ll get my vote again – they should get the largest number of seats in the loony bin. At least that used to be the reasoning. What happened?

  327. 327
    Sir Roger de Senseless says:

    That guy is (was) just a completely self-pitying, self-absorbed tosser who should have played more rugby and got a job. There he is (was), living in one of the richest regions on the planet, with a fairly well-off dad, a car and all the time in the world to go around bemoaning the fact that he hadn’t got a girlfriend. The homicidal little prick was too far up his own arse to realise how easy he had it.

  328. 328
    Sir Roger de Senseless says:

    Must have been on a low turnout.

  329. 329
    Sir Roger de Senseless says:

    Or, as somebody said – and I wish I’d thought of it – “Aid: a way of taking money off poor people in rich countries to give it to rich people in poor countries.”

    No wonder Cleggover likes it.

    By the way, when’s he moving to Brussels?

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    Sir Roger de Senseless says:

    No, I don’t see it as good old-fashioned banter. People do come here to scrounge. They come to a country which is – or was – functioning and was built over generations in order to take advantage of it. Actually, I don’t blame them. If we are daft enough to let ‘em in, they’ll be daft enough to come: I would, but I don’t see why we should. Elton John is a pervert; there is nothing inaccurate in that description.

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    I've seen Kate's bum says:

    What’s the most funniestisty thing, is that if you took one look into the Mirror Of Reality and actually see the situation we’re actually in, then you’d perhaps change your tune. £1.2+Trillion (it’s a number that sounds like some Sci-Fi metal and stuff), A country bulging at the seems with people, more cutbacks looming, a Chancellor that ‘mysteriously’ makes the Defict disappear by 2018, a MSM and the BBC on a full campaign against UKIP for “1 or 2 reprobates that got through the net”. (all the while ignoring greater offenses by the other Parties). These things don’t sit too well with some of us…

    As the dude Aristotle once said “It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.”

    Full PR would take-out that.

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    RichUpNorth says:

    There’s a sizeable student population in Sheffield Hallam. Some of them stoners don’t even know what day it is.

  333. 333
    RichUpNorth says:

    Would the BBC play a request for Clegg? It’s Over by Roy Orbison.

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    Eh?

    My above mistake arose partly out of pressure of having to leave and undertake a long journey and a rage about this incident which is no less subdued in my mind than when I first heard of it exactly three decades ago.

    jgm2 is not attacking me and I totally agree with what he says. Perhaps you have difficulty in understanding him and others who have deeply held views over where our society goes wrong.

    Politicians say “we will remember them” and promptly forget. jgm2 recalled the incident and I recalled his name. Kindly do not trivialise someone’s life which has been lost to barbarity at the hand of people who are now free to roam the streets.

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    Workers vote UKIP. says:

    Yeah but. …
    60 % didn’t vote for ANYONE so they are hardly endorsing the liblabCON

    Suck it up muppet
    More still voted UKIP AHHH HAHAHA


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