May 28th, 2014

LibDem Website Euro Humiliation

Last week, the LibDem webpage listing the names of the party’s MEPs had the following url:

This afternoon, following the loss of all but one LibDem MEP at the Euro elections, the url has been updated to:

The page now looks like this:


At least they won’t have any problem reaching quorum at their endless group meetings. 


  1. 1
    TJ says:

    I think the Lib Dems have an issue with diversity amongst their MEP.

  2. 2
    The Truth says:

    Hahaha, good riddance weasels!

  3. 3
    Ed Millibaconbuttie says:

    Ohhhhhh thit!

  4. 4
    William Parker, 4th Baron Monteagle says:

    God this is funny!

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Damn. Would have been better with none, so the page could be dropped. This just rubs it in more so.

  6. 6
    Euro shite winner is bearded a feminist. says:

    The Fib Dumbs Party is over.

  7. 7
    Sunny Jim says:


  8. 8
    Bog Paper says:

    FFS couldn’t they find anyone (nearly said anybody) uglier?

  9. 9
    Botus says:

    Jacqui Smith’s long lost sister.

  10. 10
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Best they make her look more diverse otherwise they’ll have Crick insinuating the LibDems are a racist party because 100% of their MEP’s are white.

  11. 11
    Hopefully.. says:

    May 28th 2014:
    May 28th 2015:

  12. 12
    Gargoyle's R Us says:

    She does look like she could be Baroness Ashton’s twin sister.

  13. 13
    José Manuel Barroso says:

    Don’t worry old cockers; a job lost is a job found in my establishment.

  14. 14
    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman says:

    They could at least give her an afro + sari.

  15. 15
    prince andrew says:

    i am girl. it takes guts to become a princess. all shy and mcC oy behind my crispy attire. now that the axe has dropped and throne destroyed. what next? who will low the first torch.

    flip do i have to go to HaMster Hill again.

  16. 16
    Nick says:

    That’s just kicking them while they’re down.

  17. 17
    Blankety Blank says:

    That’s a picture of Les Dawson surely?

  18. 18
    Bill Quango MP says:

    LBC have rumours that Vince Cable may need to ‘consider his position’.

    We have all considered it for him. He’s hopeless..Chuck him out!
    Let him sulk off and join the Oakshott splitters and start another new ‘not quite centerary,not quite lefty’ party of nobodies for middle class vegans.

    People’s Front of Ikea !

  19. 19
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Have they ever been up?

  20. 20
    frenchjohn says:

    The (very) old joke about Clogg’s Lot. The Liberals are holding their party conference in Brighton. Third phone box near end of the pier.

  21. 21
    Hadley "Screaming Banshee" Freemann says:

    Hear me roar, you’re all sexist white males. Just like the sexist killer who murdered those women in California (the male victims don’t count, they were part of the patriarchy).


  22. 22
    A rolled up brochure of fruitscakes and loonies descends says:


  23. 23
    Lord Cashcroft says:

    Good innit!

  24. 24
    metal melting factory says:

    how did you know? #askBoulton. attention SKYNEWS.
    it is all water. somehow it was bolted on.

  25. 25
    Norm Normal says:

    I hope someone asks that, or, “What have the lib dems got against men?”.

  26. 26
    Conchita Wurst says:

    She would look much better with a beard.

  27. 27
    RichUpNorth says:

    MEP? Munter in the European Parliament?

  28. 28
    Conference in a Phonebox organiser says:

    Will you be needing such a large venue this year, Mr Clegg?

    We have a cheaper space in the wastebin at the entrance to the pier. Will be quite adequate for your needs.

  29. 29
    It's funny because it's true says:

    Taken this morning.

  30. 30
    u plant the tree, I cut the tree says:

    this is the plan. dohT.

  31. 31
    The two Muppets says:

    You would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh .

  32. 32
    Catherine Bearder MEP says:

    After 10 years and a lot of arguments we have finally agreed that it was Alfonso who was nicking the milk from the restroom fridge.
    In all the fraught debates over this issue I never saw one UKIP MEP take part.
    Shame to see so many hard working Libdem mep’s who fought so hard to protect my carton of milk lose their seats to these wasters.

  33. 33
    Axel Foley says:

    Hey, Milibean!
    Its D-Day anniversary next week. Tell me now. Why are you limey’s coming to our victory day?

  34. 34
    the braintree ripper says:

    looks like a rug muncher

    Now that I have been fired could any of you spare some change?

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    Time to change “About, People” to “About, Person”

  36. 36
    The two Muppets says:

    Treachery is in the Libdems DNA.

  37. 37
    The European Elections make no difference at all says:

    Meanwhile…in the fantasy land of the EU Commission…..British Taxpayers required to pay extra £500 million towards EU Budget Increase Request of £3.8 billion…….”Nothing has been changed by recent elections” says EU Commission Spokesperson…”these monies are required to fund already agreed spending commitments(national governments agreed the increase some time ago) such as Youth Projects, Ukraine and regional projects” Meanwhile “Dave” tells us that EU is “too big ;too bossy and interfering !”

    Another triumph for British Diplomacy

  38. 38
    Nick "Thirty" Clegg says:

    I’ve been up!

  39. 39
    Alfonso says:

    Zat is a phibb! i ‘av never ‘ad your milk. it is not UHT milk and zerefore iz disgusting.

    A commission into EU parliament milk theft from fridges was set up in 1998 and will report soon in 2018.

  40. 40
    the braintree ripper says:

    It must be why libdems are all knob jockeys, they fit together in small spaces just like lego

  41. 41
    An Indepence from Europe says:

    Exceptionally well done!

  42. 42
    The LimpDum Party says:

    Well, I think that’s a bit harsh. The coalition needs someone with Vince Cable’s extensive experience of running successful businesses over many, many years.

    And we are grateful that he’s brought that valuable experience to us in the LimpDums. For example, he founded.. erm, he ran.. , erm, he took over, erm.. he advised, erm.. Hang on.. shit! His CV’s blank, isn’t it?!

  43. 43
    E_Chomper says:

    Lib Dems are a bit like garden mollusks.
    They are too disgusting to digest.
    If you throw them a short way they come crawling right back.
    If you touch them they leave revolting slime on your hands.
    If you put out beer out most are disinterested because they like champagne.
    If you chuck them far over into a neighbour’s garden the neighbour does the same to you the following night.
    If you squash them they make you feel sick.
    So in the end you give up and they chomp away at all the nice things in your garden till there in nothing left but bare stalks.
    That’s what they want done to Britain.

  44. 44
    He's not far wrong says:

    The M.P.’s at the House Of Commons have been compared by Nick Clegg to people who were once held in an old style asylum.

  45. 45
    Rainbow says:

    I haven’t seen any blick Greens either

  46. 46
    Polly Pot says:

    Oh yes..I remember..

    Do you Nicky darling? Remember how you got me to get my readers to vote for you? You naughty young man..

    Me ..a mature woman…spread like a campaign map across the coffee table wearing nothing but a Guardian pull out supplement on Etruscan artifacts.

    “Will you give me a plug in your column Polly?” You said.
    “I’ll give you a tug on your column right now, Big Boy..Ohhhhh…my pussy agrees with Nick..”

  47. 47
    the wrong jack nicholson says:

    I was wrong. try been lonitudnal.
    pee up and down the tree in a straight line and THEN use the axe. no more lattitude

  48. 48
    BBC Intern says:

    Didn’t he find a shell or summint.

  49. 49
    An Independence from Eurpoe says:

    Oi….I thought you were impersonating me.

  50. 50
    Tachybaptus says:

    Go back to your constituency and prepare for solitude.

  51. 51
    Tw@tter says:

  52. 52
    a non says:

    Will her ‘single person group’ be joining the Socialists for the extra dosh?

  53. 53
    Call the commission says:


  54. 54
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:


  55. 55
    Allo Allo says:

    I remember being at Arromanches(Normandy ) in 2009 when Brown was “acclaimed” by British Veterans as he arrived Day Museum………

  56. 56
    The LimpDum Party says:

    We take umbrage at that comment. “Person” contains the word “son”, which is not only deeply sexist, but also ageist.

    This offensive out-dated bigotry will stop. Henceforth, “Perbeing” is the term you will use.

  57. 57
    Derry Cocksporn (LibDem) says:

    From weirdy beardy to weirder Bearder.

  58. 58
    Percy Throwup says:

    Too true mate.

  59. 59
    The LimpDum Party says:

    OK, we’ve been advised that “sons” could be adults. But nevertheless, the presence of bigotted offspring-related terminology discriminates against the child-free community, so our original comment still stands.

  60. 60
    William Parker, 4th Baron Monteagle says:

    This is my last ever comment under any name! This is a superb site treasure it. Anybody who has switched to Ukip from Da Tories please please never go back! Never vote for them again. I’m sure you are all far too intelligent to be told this but it’s still worth saying. Time to finish off liblabcon. We’ve got to stick to our guns.

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    They’ll need to change this too:

    (and their facebook page)

  62. 62
    Norm Normal says:

    Google launches driverless cars.
    LibDems & Labour launch driverless parties.

  63. 63
    Caroline Lucas says:

    Vote Green for organic quinoa for all. Capitalism has failed. Make saving the planet your priority.

  64. 64
    BBC Eurovision says:

    Ah. The Bearder Lady won

  65. 65
    when blair met blearredI says:

    someone bent and someone else died. the french chandliered the body over to the one knew.

  66. 66
    Dave "unlimited immigration is cool" Cameron says:

    I would like to give you a cast iron guarantee that I will not give the EU another half a billion quid.

    Because I’ll give them a bit more than that, and hope you don’t notice.

  67. 67
    Bomb Brighton into the sea says:

    I’ve thought of a way to save the planet from Caroline Lucas.

  68. 68
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    It’s not a party of personnel that can assume responsibility. Yes they have people who can sit on the fence, second guess and back seat drive …. but let them get up there, make hard decisions and do something at the risk of being wrong… they don’t have such people. It’s the party of permanent opposition for moaners and complainers. Good riddance: you should have bowed out gracefully at the end of the 19th century.

  69. 69
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:


  70. 70
    Edward Richard Louis Windsor Wessex says:

    it was sophies choice, hence…now…I am am mrs. i am a,,,,,,,,oh is that the time, is rising damp on…..goodness gracious me.INDIAN?

  71. 71
    Nigel Farage says:

    Nick’s on the money yet again !

    Kate Middleton Bare Bottom: Nick Clegg Tells Duchess of Cambridge to Trade Thongs For Big Pants.

  72. 72
    Caroline Mucus says:

    Say no to capitalism. It just doesn’t work.

    For example under capitalism the average westerner lives to be 80.
    Under our puritanical serfdom 40 would be considered old age.
    No decent heat, light, medicine, transport, policing, diet, clothing, plumbing, washing, fabrics, metals or glass.

    That’s the way to live..Back to the 80’s! The 1380’s!

  73. 73
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Has that old fool ever heard of anybody? Does he know who he is or where he works or where his constituency is?

    Just put the old commie under a tartan rug on a bench in the sun in the rose garden and appoint someone else to his job.

  74. 74
    Barry Normal says:

    I trust you’re all going to see Jimmy’s Hall, the new film by Ken Loach.

  75. 75
    Euro Oblivion Contest says:

    A beardy weirdy leeching Hunt is the winner for the Fib Dumbs.

  76. 76
    Chris "Speedy" Huhne says:

    I’ve been sent down.

  77. 77
    Bill Quango MP says:

    SNP – VOTE OUT AND GET £1,000
    LABOUR – VOTE IN and gain £1400

    Not much in it is there? £1.09 a day. Might as well fuck off and take your chances for that piddly amount.

    Might as well run a campaign STAY IN THE UNION AND YOU’LL GET AN iphone5 !

  78. 78
    táxpáyér says:

    Wonderful drag act.

  79. 79
    Polly Pot says:

    I’ll send you down, Chris. Deep, deep down !

  80. 80
    táxpáyér says:

    Next election…

    Lid Bums/MEPs 404 Not found


  81. 81
    Nick Robinson says:

    BREAKING NEWS *** Amazingly it seems UKIP are doing very well so far in the local elections…BREAKING NEWS *****

  82. 82
    Everyone who isn't a whispy bearded, red framed glasses, arthouse leftie teacher says:


  83. 83
    Not in my name says:

    MEP. Singular. As in less than two.


  84. 84
    Mike Hancock's half hour says:

    Oi! Where’s me seat gone?

  85. 85
    táxpáyér says:

    + an-idefinably-large-number

  86. 86
    She’s got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. But she’s got the things most men desire . . . muscle says:

    Off topic, but have you seen the size of the massive Jaqui these days?
    She definitely wouldn’t fit into her sister’s spare bedroom …. maybe she wouldn’t even be able to enter the house through the front door.

  87. 87
    Chris Huhne speedster says:

    I’m forming the Ikean People’s Front.

    Me and Oakshitt and Mike Handycock and Lord Retard.

  88. 88
    We remember says:

    You mean when he was at Obama Beach

  89. 89
    táxpáyér says:

    Quinoa is very good for you, and I’m glad that capitalism supplies it to us.
    Greenism (fascism in denial) however is extremely bad for you.

  90. 90
    táxpáyér says:

    Lots of voters got 302 to

  91. 91
    Anonymous says:

    Isn’t it wonderful how things get better and better?
    Last Thursday was a good day, Sunday evening better, Monday morning better still, now this and it is only Wednesday!

  92. 92
    Disappointment says:

    Lord Loadshot is too excitable.

  93. 93
    Wat Tyler says:

    Enoughe of theyse Greenes, ‘Tis time to Revolt for chanje.

  94. 94
    kendo Nagasaki or ken hughes. says:

    tits have not heard from my princess anne. she is newsworthy in the kinky KNKS
    americans are red in the face and cross. no one told them about . Hickory. campbell is soup, presse. ojack is not a jack then who is kennedy when not in the houses past the stable. door is broken now. who dares enter?

  95. 95
    Pest Recruitment says:

    We’re running out of ‘roaches.

  96. 96
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Get an M & S voucher and a thousand nectar points if you switch.

  97. 97
    Parky says:

    How about a free Parker pen.

  98. 98
    Bearded sandal wearing leftie says:

    But Ken stands up to the dominance of Hollywood imperialism! He makes films about the working class while Hollywood makes films about superheroes and capitalism!

  99. 99
    James O'Bile says:

    Well, tomorrow is ‘Call Clegg’ on LBC Radio, 9am…

    Fill your boots!

  100. 100
    Nigel Farage says:

    Has Maria Miller resigned yet ?

  101. 101
    Ratfur of Tower Minarets says:

    It was then that Mo came along. Anyway we demand recount, corrupt postie votes for Beardie not accepting. Scum infidels.

  102. 102
    Skull Cracker says:

    If I was allowed to vote,I would vote for The Nigel Farage Party.

  103. 103
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ve made a puddle.

  104. 104
    David Dimblebore says:

    Question time tomorrow. Well be spoiling your day by getting the audience of selected lefties to yell waaaacccissssttt! Every time one of the kippers speaks.

  105. 105
    pookie snackumberger says:

    Page and a half of green shill stamps.

  106. 106
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Knob Robinson

  107. 107
    Ratfur of Tower Minarets says:

    Infidels…. When Turkey men come now, beware of big cranes and rope. Soon here, thanking mr camcorder.

  108. 108
    Bill Quango MP says:

    The full title is ” call Clegg (a Knut )

  109. 109
    Kate's arse says:

    Peekaboo oo…

    I’ll be there…

    Hope it’s windy for all to see…

  110. 110
    gramma says:

    This is a perfect example of ‘Daytime’ bigotry!
    What is wrong with Friday, Saturday and Tuesday?
    Media channels are looking for examples like this to promote their twisted agenda of ‘isms’ and you offer them something completely new !

  111. 111
    RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

    12 minutes into tonight’s Beeb evening news and they start on a 5 minute feature about an American blick bint poet who died today….. wtf.

    Loved the following feature about all the poor economic blick and a-rab immigrants in France trying to get here and the nasty French bulldozing their campsite……. :(

    I am so upset I doubt I shall sleep tonight ;)

  112. 112
    gramma says:


  113. 113
    jgm2 says:

    She had her son at fourth or fifth on the list.

    His CV read like an application to Spunkbridge University Geography department.

    ‘I have visited all 49 European countries….’ and went downhill from there.

  114. 114
    táxpáyér says:

    The Scotch could get shares in a scheme to build a canal in Panama…

  115. 115
    fedz says:

    The LibDems can resort to having their annual conferences in a broom cupboard again……

  116. 116
    Another Headshrinker says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha my heart bleeds purple piss!

  117. 117
    táxpáyér says:

    It not as bad as visiting all 57 American States.

  118. 118
    I used to be undecided but now I just don't know says:

    I used to like the Libdem’s. Now I don’t. Ain’t life a biatch!?….

  119. 119
    what is a car daddy says:

    vuv man
    how well is ?
    #askCA. o, is that the p flashing

  120. 120
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Have you beanz to all of ‘em?

  121. 121
    Chelsea Flower Gig says:

    But it’s Myriam wot needs the big pants

    Kate is used to showing off her Garden of Venus…

  122. 122
    Mark "I'd rather not know" 0aten says:

    I’ve been underneath!

  123. 123
    jgm2 says:

    I heard her speak on TV one time. There was about a five second pause between every word as if she was some great raconteur who had to let every single measured word sink in.

    She wasn’t. She was fucking boring. I turned over after thirty seconds of her shit. And it was shit. I know why the caged bird sings. It’s so it didn’t have to listen to Maya Fucking Angelou.

  124. 124
    RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

    Hmmmmmm have a guess :)

  125. 125
    Showbiz time says:

    This blog is getting boring again…

    Has no celebrity announced the size of his dick recently?

  126. 126
    jgm2 says:

    I would like to apologize to the rest of the UK.

    I live in the South East and it was us (although not me personally) who failed to ensure a LibDem wipeout.

    Sorry for that.

  127. 127
    RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

    Thankfully not just me………

  128. 128
    White rabbit says:

    I was very sorry to hear I’ve become more racist over recent years. If it doesn’t
    improve charity contributions will be mandatory and my political motivations will be studied closely for suitable correction. And I’ll deserve it.

  129. 129
    Little Ed says:

    All you th’tupid Wighties are larfin about the Lib Dems. But don’t fworget, all the exth-LibDems will be w-oting Labour in the generwal electhion, along with the imigwants and the benefit peepul, and I will be Pwesident. You won’t be larfin then.

  130. 130
    wodger wabbit says:

  131. 131
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Didn’t they try the South seas but it got a bit pricey.

  132. 132
    N.Clegg says:

    You get me all moist Jose

  133. 133
    jgm2 says:

    Just read up about her on BBC. I didn’t realise she was American. I thought she was from Guyana or some place like that. I know, tangentially, a Guyanan who has the same fucking boring pattern of speech so I assumed she was from there.

    I also didn’t know she was r*aped at seven. Apparently, when her family found out they killed the man responsible. Lucky she wasn’t born in Pa*k*is*tan or they’d have fucking well killed her for letting it happen.

  134. 134
    The British media are cunts says:

    Channel 4 really are on drugs.

    They run the story about the Muslim woman being beaten to death (the infamous honour killing so loved by leftists) then Channel 4 state in all seriousness that the anti immigration feeling in the UK is mostly anti Muslim.

    No fucking shit sherlock, perhaps you wankers at Channel 4 think beheading soldiers on the streets of London is normal as well?

  135. 135
    Do one says:

    That useless c-unt Oona King, who voted for the Iraq invasion and sucked up to Blair at every single opportunity, has popped up on bbc1 to call UKIP racist. Fuck off you utterly ineffectual and insignificant bitch.

  136. 136
    L R - RIP says:

    If our superiors don’t stand up for me, who has an earthly.

  137. 137
    The British media are cunts says:

    All those fuckers at Sangatte want to come here. Why? They’re all fucking Muslims, why do they never want to go to another Muslim country? And when they do turn up here the first thing they want to do it behead a soldiers.

    Get fucked.

  138. 138
    gramma says:

    gramma says:
    Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    May 28, 2014 at 6:35 pm

    Guess I should have spaced the word b i g o t but cant be bothered

  139. 139
    BBC Rule #1 says:

    One extreemist Muslim does not make all Muslims extreemist.

    But one racist UKIP supporter makes all of UKIP racist.

    That is all.

  140. 140
    do i need a drawer to stand on says:

    ask leg
    stichUP.stichDown,pull stich. no matter what. what is better? remove the stiched area and replace with a pull out push in drawer. it will be both telescopic umbrella for pinpoint accuracy and with the flick of a swich (aubergine comes out) a horrified look will appear. okra is an okra. times are changing. #asknarasimorai

  141. 141
    T w @ t t e r says:


  142. 142
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    On so many issues – such as the poor, the disabled, the NHS – in fact any part of society born without the silver spoon in its gob UKIP out-nasties the Nasty party. These are the targets that Miliband should address rather than try to ape any of UKIPs racist stances. If such positioning doesn’t work we are, deservedly, a doomed nation

  143. 143
    T w @ t t e r says:

    Or indeed stay in France or any other European country.

  144. 144
    Jeremy Paxman says:

    Jeremy Paxman for BBC Chair position.

  145. 145
    Ted Miliband, 1980's political activist says:

    Starting with anyone owning a £2.3m house in North London.

    Oh, wait a minute…

  146. 146
    Lutfur Rahman says:

    Why would the LibDems have had trouble reaching agreement at their meetings? Surely “Let’s do whatever the EU commission tells us” was easy enough to reach.

  147. 147
    M102 says:

    Jacob Rees Mogg. Probably doesn’t own a TV since he lives in the 18th century.

  148. 148
    Molesworth says:

    As any fule no, UK is a shit country at the bottom of every list about how good countries are, and that is wy people want to come here.

  149. 149
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Had a look at Conservative home, reality and trying to get rid of UKIP is a major problem to them, if you had rid yourself of Camoron or even offered an EU referendum two years ago, UKIP would be a small party, he didn’t, it isn’t, Camoron decided he didn’t need his core voters, he lost them, now life is flashing past him so will May 2015 when he has just closed the door of number 10 on himself for the last time, stupid git, why don’t you just get another photographer at tax payers expense and have the follow you around all year, you can ask Chukky Butty how to preen yourself to look good on the photo’s.

  150. 150
    concrete pump says:

    Sebastian Coe.

  151. 151
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Broadcasting By Conservatives.

    The other day I was shocked to see Radio 3’s Petroc Trelawny on Sky News laying into Ed Miliband

  152. 152
    The Analyst says:

    It’s cos they is misarebel in Mozzie countries and want to come here for better life to make it like Mozzie country, chopping hands off, hanging, stoning, mutilations, honour killings etc.

  153. 153
    concrete pump says:

    Just borrow your (girlfriend’s)? wheelchair.

  154. 154
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Cable who could bring this vile coalition to an end is the proverbial flying pig,the dums are led by a bunch of deluded idiots whose pensions and comfortable lives have yet to be dented by their sucking up to their Tory masters.

  155. 155
    cured lefty says:

    I’ve just watched first part of the one show…what an absolute fucking disgrace
    first 10 mins spent giving martin luther king a posthumous blowjob ,, then if we still didn’t appreciate the message up pops oona failed mp ,failed mayoral candidate , now in hol. spouting absolute racist shite conflating Ukip with a recent poll on racist uk . a useless ceunt whose only talent seems to be a black version of a white racist
    watch out nigel these bastards are not giving up
    And check out the two old poofters nodding away as if all future work depended on their lefty credentials, ,,,, erm .

    I don’t know how to link the segment but it’s a perfect example of blatant racism
    BBC =blatant biased c*nts.

  156. 156
    Anonymous says:

    Isn’t it ‘Conservative Homo’ now?

  157. 157
    jgm2 says:

    You are, deservedly, a doomed party.

  158. 158
    more importantly says:

    Has he visited all the counties in the UK?

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    Quiet Bat Person says:

    Cable is one of the worst. A former Labour councillor who now sits in the most reactionary right wing government this country has ever been cursed with. Yet he still does the good old fashioned social democrat doing his best in a sea of bastards routine!
    It’s an act. Like nearly all Fib Dem MP’s he has happily voted for ever bit of regressive legislation the Tories have put before him. I don’t know how he sleeps at night.

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    concrete pump says:


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    meat and two veg says:

    Well Labour do love their pies.

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    well i never says:

    Is that a joke?
    The EU has just asked for MORE money?

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    Jethro says:

    48 If he’d found a shell on a beach, it would have blown up in someone else’s face.

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    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Quite right that Ed should not be pandering to the knuckle dragging racists who crawl on their bellies to the voting booth and (assuming there are no “pencil” or “voting for the wrong party” mishaps) scrawl a X next to UKIP.

    We need to move forward in time, not backward. The fact that only a tiny amount of people voted for UKIP the other day demonstrates the vast majority of the country are not swivel eyed lunatics, and reject the anti-EU, anti-immigration message of Farage and his bunch of bitter misfits

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    Broad minded says:

    Why not?

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    White rabbit says:

    Apeist !

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    moussy moussey moussey puddn and pie says:

    Whitewash mousey does flake, 13 fkin years your lot had a chance to change things for the better, 13 years you destroyed British society, with 3000 un-needed laws, your Liebour are just a gang of rich nasties taking taxes from the poor and stealing money from pensions, you used and abused the poor and the workers, while your millionaires slummed with Russian oligarchs , Liebour invented political correctness and racism and even made laws to shut the people of the country up, you like Liebour are just crap floating down the Thames and hopefully people will wake up and make sure the 100years of Liebour are finished for good, go and play your hate elsewhere.

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    Ex-Labour voter says:

    “deluded idiots whose pensions and comfortable lives have yet to be dented by their sucking up to their Tory masters weren’t ruined by the multi-billion pound pension raids orchestrated by Labour’s Gordon Brown and Ed Balls.”

    Dumn the LibDems may be, but at least they weren’t taken in by Labour’s lies about WMDs, and had no part in Labour’s slaughter of 100,000 men, women and children, either.

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    actually says:

    She wrote some great books.
    Bit harsh to criticise an author if you’ve never
    read any of their work.

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    Silence Oirish Infidels says Ratfur of Tower Minarets says:

    Mr Robinson said that it was a duty of any preacher to denounce what he described as “false prophesy”.

    Continue reading the main story

    Start Quote

    It’s simply incredible… that someone with a duty to try and represent and protect the interests of all the people living in the place he is presiding over, should endorse these kind of words”

    George Galloway MP
    He went on to say that he would not trust Muslims either, particularly with regard to those who had been involved in violence, or those who are “fully devoted to Sharia law, I wouldn’t trust them for spiritual guidance”.

    However, Mr Robinson said he would trust Muslims to “go down to the shops” for him or to deal with a number of other “day to day issues”.

    Deputy First Minister Martin McGuinness of Sinn Féin called on Mr Robinson to show leadership in promoting equality, tolerance and mutual respect for all.

    In response, Mr Robinson said on Twitter that he would not “take lectures from a self-confessed leader of a bloody terrorist organisation”.

    The two men have been meeting the Turkish ambassador on Wednesday.

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    Biggut says:

    You court the Ukip vote by forcing Farrago to publish their policies.

    Then sit back and watch all these members of the Church of Faragology brick it, as they realise that nice Uncle Nige actually wants to remove all of their rights and privatise the NHS.

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    jake the peg says:

    Rolf Harris has got an extra leg.

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    Ex-Labour voter says:

    “We need to move forward in time, not backward.”

    So, explain Ed Miliband’s cunning plan to implement the archaic and discredited 1920’s system of Socialism.

    Forwards to the past, comrade!

    And, to be honest, telling former Labour voters that they’re idiots for switching to UKIP is not going to bring us back.

    Have fun with the next election. That “35%” is looking a tad optimistic! LOL!

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    Reality Cheque says:

    Would certainly check your change, Peter. And no baksheesh.

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    moussy moussey moussey puddn and pie says:

    Hate filled racist Liebour crap next door, your hate follows you everywhere, the tiny amount of people who voted for UKIP, was more than the tiny amount of people who put Bliar and the racist Liebour party in power for all those years.

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    jgm2 says:

    I was criticizing her for her boring manner of speaking. Not her books.

    You know how In*di*ans seem to be able to cram about three times as many words per minute into their speech as native speakers to the point where you can hardly keep up with what the fuck they’re saying? Maya Angelou was the exact opposite. You’d find yourself nodding off between syllables.

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    Anonymous says:


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    Just shine a light on Ukrap and they’ll dry up and blow away like dry dogshit in the sun.

    They still haven’t has the balls to publish a manifest, or any policies.

    And are in the process of trying to remove their anti worker, anti woman, anti everyone “Small Business Manifesto 2013″ from the Web.

    Keep trying Kippers…

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    jgm2 says:

    the most reactionary right wing government this country has ever been cursed with.

    Riiiiiiiight. That’ll explain gay marriage then.

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    don't forget says:

    Time for a bit more revision before bedtime.

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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    We will soon find out won’t we, you seem to have the heads up on what Farage is going to do, please let us in on the secret.

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    Jethro, comin all over limp and feminine says:

    58 …plus also, too, furthermore, and in addition, ‘son’ implies ‘father’, thus discriminating against Lesbian couples, who,rightly, wish to uphold the claim/pretence, that two women can make a baby.
    We’re also worried that ‘being’ might entrench a discrimination between ‘beings’ and ‘things’…

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    jgm2 says:

    That’s the way to do it. Don’t try and win back their votes. Just call them ‘racists’. Because that worked so well last week.

    According to the BBC report 24% of Labour voters are ‘racist’ too. Do you want their votes either or are you going to try and get by with only 76% of your potential votes. Ie about 21% of the 28% you managed under the Maximum Imbecile.

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    X.E. says:

    I like Diane Abbott, it’s so easy for ordinary people to relate to her. She has a Oxbridge degree, she’s done real hands-on work like being a Race Relations Officer, she shows no favouritism to any race (as evidenced by her founding the “London Schools and Black Child” initiative), and she smoothly integrates the policies her party advocates into her own life, such as sending her child to private school.

    I can’t understand why some people feel that MPs are out of touch and unable to see things as ordinary citizens do.

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    jgm2 says:

    They still haven’t has the balls to publish a manifest, or any policies.

    It didn’t do Tony Blair any harm in the run-up to 1997 and it looks like Useless Ned Miliband is pulling the same trick.

    I can kind of understand it. Once you have policies then you have to defend them. Far easier to just sling shit at the government’s policies from the cheap seats.

    ‘Don’t do this, don’t do that, particularly don’t do t’other….’

    If it’s good enough for Miliband I don’t see why you’re getting excited just because UKIP is at the same stunt.

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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    So Camorons Conservatives have a manifesto and policies for 2015, now Liebour has a slight problem, if it has a manifesto then it can only be a dream not a reality as it would against what the courts said when Brown took his EU referendum manifesto to the courts, policies are just a blank sheet of A4 paper, just like Ed, .

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    Jokers Wilde says:

    A SOUTHAMPTON shop could have its licence suspended after illegal alcohol was seized. Bosses at Commercial Express will face city council licensing chiefs tomorrow after almost 200 of bottles of vodka were found to have counterfeit duty stickers. Police and Trading Standards believe that could mean they were originally smuggled into the UK by criminal gangs. When questioned, shop owner Gursamraj Khaira told Trading Standards some of the alcohol had been delivered by a man called Tom, who made monthly drop-offs although he did not have contact details for him.

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    FFS says:



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    Anonymous says:

    Mussies do the same cramming thing with postal votes in Tower Hamlets…

    By the way how is that vote going…

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    Reality Cheque says:

    Lib Dem turkeys are unlikely to see 2015 in government. Prepare for backbenching and obscurity, even the mooz now have their own party so no further need for the useful idiots. Of course, making it to the back benches will be an achievement come next May.

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    White rabbit says:

    Her verbal delivery is most soothing. Easy on the eye too.

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    Have driven over the Alps northwards today. Before I left, I opened up some new tabs in my browser so that I could read them in my Habsburg retreat. The article’s title is replicated in the Firefox tabs.

    Imagine my surprise when I see a tab which says Merkel blows.

    It is like all your worst nightmares come true. Actually I am an admirer of the lady in many respects, she has taken a lot out of the Thatcher manual. But this was taking things rather too far…

    Taking my courage (and nothing else) into my hands, I opened the tab. Merkel blows open race for top Brussels job, it states.

    I find she has fucked Jean-Claude Juncker, the former Luxembourg prime minister. No, not literally, metaphorically.

    It is truly not the case that all news emanating from Europe is bad.

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    cured lefty says:

    I admire your fervour mussa if nothing else.

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    Dumb Nation Labour Party says:

    Labour have NO strategy. The number 35 is a mystical charm for them. They chant it like a mantra to block out the roar of the anti- EU voices. Labour have this belief that we are far too dumb to vote intelligently. B.liar has as good as informed us that we are all too stupid to solve 21st century problems. Rich coming from an idiot who led us all into an illegal, immoral w-a-r.

    I wish Labour would just fuck off!

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    Magenta Fomenter says:






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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Imagine this lot at the nudie beach…

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    Spartacus says:

    to see radio three . . .

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    Dianne Abbot says:

    I think she looks fine.

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    Spartacus says:

    bliar’s manifesto said he would not introduce university fees, then six weeks later did just that.

    ukip wants us out of the common market black hole for our money – wanting out like most of the rest of us

    (IP independence party)

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    táxpáyér says:

    Nothing is nastier than extortion, and Labour are pro-extortion.

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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Are you ok?, you shouldn’t drink too much, it’s bad for you, I suppose your one of those people who flips out and eventually calms down and finds a quiet spot somewhere to recover, good luck.

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    pookie snackumberger says:

    Fortunately the same primitive backward people with a certain religious bent from aki stan, who only today stoned a pregnant woman to dea th outside one of the large courts in their capital city, undergo a magic transformation when they arrive in their droves on these shores, as they do, and are miraculously brought into a 21st century more civilised frame of mind, rendering them perfectly able to fit in to our very different culture One of not stone ing to death pregnant women.

    Or maybe they don’t, but remain the same primitive backward muzoes they always were.

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    jgm2 says:

    Fever. It’s spelt fever.

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    Dianne Abbot says:

    When you get to the end of the pier keep walking you bunch of pompous pricks,and why are people feeling sorry for Clegg? Hes a c unt.

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    Bigger version here for the politically prurient:

    Coq au vin und Angela Merkin?

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    The Liberal Democrats page looked great before:

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    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Ukip out nasties Labour?

    Have you been smoking crack or do you just have sh!t for brains??

    Which one of Ukips policy is racist you dumb fcuk?

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    Tim Yeo-Yo says:


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    the bigot community says:

    Come here… No, closer… I wanna whisper in your ear…


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    Botus says:

    I bet she smells of flowers too.

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    Vince Cable says:

    I have absolutely “no knowledge” of Vince Cable.

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    the bigot community says:

    Gimme an L

    Gimme an O

    Gimme an S

    Gimme an E

    Gimme a break – it’s over fuckheads… you had your chance, and you fuckin lost.

    Every snipe at UKIP is just denial that you made UKIP; and you put the B&P in a public office; and you never had the first woman Prime Minister; and you never had the first ethnic minority in the cabinet, or the first J ish party leader… You fucked the economy and you lost all your wars.

    UKIP is a protest vote; UKIP only got a couple hundred councillors; UKIP was only voted in by less than 10%; Euro elections don’t matter; UKIP don’t have any policies; UKIP are nasty, uneducated and full of phobes.

    You’re so much better than UKIP; so much better than the evil right; you have all the right answers for the poor, the vulnerable, the needy – so why didn’t you fucking win?


    Why has the left failed to achieve everything it stands for?


    Why did Labour not deliver utopia in 13-straight-years of office?


    UKIP don’t matter, so why are you using them as a figleaf for your own lefty failures?


    UKIP can’t win, only Ed can… and win another 3 terms, won’t he? Well won’t he?

    UKIP don’t matter – just demented r@cist cultlike thicktards…. The next election is the left’s for the taking… isn’t it… Labour’s got a wonderful manifesto hasn’t it? Full of goodness and truthyness and righteous joy love and peace.

    GE 2015 should be a piece of piss, shouldn’t it? Tories won’t win, everyone hates them, UKIP won’t win anything, will they, they’re just a bunch ofvuseless wankas… Easy… Relax… It’s in the bag mate. ;-)

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    the bigot community says:

    They’ll be back at 29% in short order.

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    Botus says:

    Does anyone remember Mark Pack that used to post and advertise on here with the Lib Dem newsletter? He tried to spin Chris Huhnes predicament when the crosshairs were out. Anyway I was just wondering what happened to him :)

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    UKIP: Hacking at the roots with the truth says:

    This is the difference. Fluffy, nebulous and vague, or definite and actual.

    We need a better Britain
    “A duty to leave the world a better place than we found it”
    “I want to build a better future for Britain”
    Securing Britain’s Future
    Better together
    “Stronger economy, fairer society

    “A vote for UKIP is a vote to leave the EU and recover power over our national life.”
    Scrap HS2, all green taxes and wind turbine subsidies.

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    the working classes says:

    We like films about superheroes and capitalism. Who is Ken Loach?

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    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    I havnt forgotten you Lee. RIP

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    White rabbit says:

    Bonfire of the Vanities

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i accept you apology – don’t let it happen again.

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    William Parker, 4th Baron Monteagle says:

    I was wrong. Sorry. This is my last ever comment.

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    The utter cunt that is Michael Gove says:

    Multiculturalism is wonderful. We should reach out to all the diverse communities and celibrate the rich diverse multicultural experience from which we all benefit.

    And that is why I would be only too happy for my young daughter, or her young female friends, to visit these diverse areas and celebrate the diversity and embrace the full multicultural experience by spending time with members of the diverse multicultural communities.

    We in Britain can all be proud of unlimited immigration and our wondeful multicultural future.

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    ned ludd says:

    At least he could walk to the end of the pier without it tilting, hippo!

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    LibLabCon the Movie says:

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    gildedtumbril says:


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    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    If the flowers had spent the week in the windows of Greggs.

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    gildedtumbril says:

    Sodov or piss off. You are deluded and or demented.
    The dead hand of socialism has all but choked Britain to death. Time for an amputation.

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    Reader, I Married Him says:

    Has it occurred to any teachers, who are fuming at the removal of “to Kill a Mockingbird” & “Of Mice and Men” from the syllabus, that the pupils could read them on a Kindle if they are that good? Better still, the schools must have thousands of copies that they could just give away.

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    m’Lord Kinnockio, Welsh Windbag and LieBore Grandee says:

    I said to Glynnis only last week didn’t I Glenda? – that if UKIP won that would be the ned of our gold-platter pensions didn’t I Gladys – I said that’s the end of our gold plated pensions from the EUSSR – didn’t I Glindas? You heard me didn’t you – I said that – I said if that UKIP win were gonna be in penury – living on pennies – how will we manage with all our outgoings? And all our holiday plans too?

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    Henhouse says:

    Will someone get this bastard fox out of here? Someone? Anyone?

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    Dat woomn ob kulla, she says:

    dat am de writ ting to say! me am de top priz exhibit ob dat culchar ting dees whitey talk

    howeber – dem whitey am all de raycyst and dem orl need be put on de boat home!

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    JH3904023923-093-4 says:

    She’s a 9 on the ‘Alice Walker’ scale of writers-you-whíteys-are-just-not-allowed-to-point-out-are-actually-crap.

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    Gordoom McDoom of McDoomshire says:

    I bought euroz with gold I sold – was it pesetas?

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    A Romanian immigrant says:

    Could you try to speak English in your posts, please.

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    prick says:

    prick rick shaw
    taxi axi ax i axe ax

    pt tp
    pat tap
    tap pat

    tip pit
    tp pt

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    táxpáyér says:

    White Widow Samantha Lewthwaite weds terror chief Hassan Maalim Ibrahim

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    A new UKIP councillor says:

    i was going to make several personal comments about this woman’s looks and her name, but I see my UKIP colleagues have beaten me to it.

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    JH3904023923-093-4 says:

    I’ve always wanted to have a go on Oona King.

    There, I said it. Does that make me racist, or less racist? I honestly have no idea how these things work.

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    JH3904023923-093-4 says:

    ‘Beware the fury of a patient man’.

    When you scale this up to a national level, and you have gleefully abused said patience while being utterly dependent on said nation for benefits, living space and your day to day safety, watch out.

    England has been so very, very patient. It’s just run out.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Loach is a massive narcissist who thinks the world should revolve around him and people she be forced to pay for AND forced to watch his shite.

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    it's happened before says:

    Your identification of Kipperism with a religion is bang on the money. A type of collective, quasi-religious hysteria has taken hold of these people. Rational thought and argument is beyond them, replaced by hero worship, the demonisation of minorities and total hostility to anyone who disagrees with them.

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    JH3904023923-093-4 says:

    …and all the other shit that anyone could be forgiven for thinking is designed entirely around alienating their core vote while appeasing 100’000 (and falling) Nuargianad readers.

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    JH3904023923-093-4 says:

    No, it’s spelt ‘Narcissistic Personality Disorder with delusions of persecution and grandeur’.

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    JH3904023923-093-4 says:

    When they poll lower than 18% I’ll consider my faith in the British people restored.

    You can’t blame the 18% on the left of the bell curve for what they do.

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    nell says:

    How long do we think it’s going to be before cleggie is made an eu commissioner a la kinnochio?!

    I feel sure it’s what miriam wants!!

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    nell says:

    Did you read what you wrote because it doesn’t make grammatical sense!!!

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    nell says:

    Not to worry kinnochio your son is going to win an mp’s job for wales in 2015 – he’ll keep you in luxury with his parliamentary expenses; compliments of the taxpayer!!

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    T w @ t t e r says:

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    T w @ t t e r says:

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    nell says:

    That’s one in the eye for Dan Hodges!

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    Totty watch says:


    Lucy Watson on NN now!

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    Vote UKIP :-D

    – Seriously – worth a read.

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    Rightallalong says:

    Just watched Susan Kramer on Newsnight, or was it Nick Clegg with make-up ?

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    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

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    daveyone1 says:

    As Peter Hichens once said ‘What is the point of the Lib Dem’s?’ Do we need 3 parties vying for the same middle ground in politics, has that not weakened democracy in recent years maybe it is time for a 2 party system for Britain!

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    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Labour fired you?

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    daveyone1 says:

    Reblogged this on World4Justice : NOW! Lobby Forum. and commented:
    As Peter Hichens once said ‘What is the point of the Lib Dem’s?’ Do we need 3 parties vying for the same middle ground in politics, has that not weakened democracy in recent years maybe it is time for a 2 party system for Britain!

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    FuWhere is Beppe's left hand? says:

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    Rightallalong says:

    They look like twins to me.

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    Totty watch says:

    Oops, she was on ITV news.

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    Jurgen Von Junket says:

    Nein! Dummkopf! Did you not read EU Directive 33456789/66 subsection B, paragraph 42? Milk Theft (Cartons, From) is now the responsibility of the Dairy Produce Larceny Prevention Division. Our report on the matter is due in 2024, after our fact finding mission to Acapulco is concluded.

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    China says:

    Extend that logic and you will find that a one party system is much better.

    8% GDP growth last year…and secure border controls.

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    The Hackney Hippo says:

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    gay 18 says:

    Not implied anti-semitism at all.
    Upset you lost your 2 MEPs?

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    When saying the truth becomes a revolutionary act says:

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    actually says:

    We’re all entitled to an opinion.
    Probably best to read some of her work
    before reaching one.

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    try again sonny says:

    You won’t mind when they abolish the licence fee then?

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    i think says:

    No it’s spelt Boring Bastard.

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    A White Londoner says:


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    also says:

    And some punctuation would be appreciated.

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    The Labour Party says:

    We’ll rub their noses in diversity.

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    Trust me, Newsnight will be fucking shite whilst Katz will be running the show says:

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    táxpáyér says:


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    táxpáyér says:

    Fear the revenge of the patient man more.

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    Fishy says:

    And Kramer is a minister, FFS. Anyone could be a minister if she is the benchmark

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    Diane Abbot says:

    WWWRAAAAASSSSISS… Oh. Sorry. It’s not, apparently.

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    Fishy says:

    I’m sure that she was a nice lady (whoever she was?…perhaps we might be enlightened, but with a ‘Horizon’ type documentary).

    But the NN and BBC News coverage of the death of someone no-one hardly knows smacks of lefty self indulgence.

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    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:


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    Lightbulb says:

    Is it Cherie’s birthday?

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    Norm Normal says:

    But we want an end to the Human Rights Act which only seems to protect the rights of criminals, illegal immigrants and oddballs. If the NHS were privatised and I could choose where to be treated and by whom well that’s my vision of heaven!
    Didn’t particularly notice any problems with freedom s in the UK before EUHR?

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    cheche says:

    Just watched Press review on SKY how can Jackie Smith say we should spend all that money on Int Aid – there would be more if she’d no claimed so much in exes

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    I know nothing. Vince Cable says:

    Something fishy going on at LibDem towers.

    Uncle Vince claims to know nowt, which is odd as everyone else thinks he’s the chief plotter.

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    St Vince de Cable says:

    I can’t recall any plot to unseat Nick, even though I discussed it with my closest friend Lord Oakeshott.

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    sir george young says:

    what’s happening?
    i am in the dark.

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    chief wippie says:

    my front is vey blocked. there is no way out. luckily the side door has been broken through. will i fit though? i am so junkjinx.ed god, I wish someone would just bull, dozey me.
    i need someone who is lightyears ahead. o, I do need to be whipped.

    so boys an.nis SCREAM on?

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    DD DD DD says:

    how many D’s so I need in order to become a Davies.

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    albacore says:

    Can our rulers afford to have the LibDems broken?
    They were useful as a sham democratic token
    The Labour and Tory parties are Siamese twins
    Neither one of them loses when the other one wins
    Individuals like Ed or Dave might bite the dust
    But the rump’s main aim will still be to see Britain bust

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    Nick from Yorkshire says:

    Pair of doddering old farts.

    They are dead meat and yesterdaýs men.

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    On the issue of the new European Commission presidency some leaders “want gender diversity to be included in their decision-making”.

    In other words not a fucking man because they don’t have a gender, or if they do, it is so unacceptable that no amount of experience and suitability for the job will ever compensate for it.

    Aren’t women somehow not cursed by this handicap too? Best thing maybe would be a transvestite. That would cause the world to shake at the might of the EU! OK, we shall have a tranny.

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    Telly tax? Wot's that? says:

    .. and still spouting her lefty bullshit weekly from the Sky sofa. Must be slightly slanted to the left now with all that weight on it.

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    Telly tax? Wot's that? says:

    Piss off Di. You told us you had nothing more to say, so just stfu.

    Er, no, on second thoughts don’t do that; we need our daily dose of the light relief and lunacy you provide.

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    Pete says:

    I wrote to her by email, saying that her insinuation of racism was almost slanderous. Both Labour and Tory MPs have said that UKIP are NOT racist. All who think likewise should do so. We should not have such political insinuations of racism on a family show designed to entertain. They should go elsewhere to preach their views.

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    Telly tax? Wot's that? says:

    NO! Make sure the voters of Newark are fully aware of this daylight theft of our money before they vote next week.

  297. 297
    Shoilly Willards says:

    Did you know that before my ejakashun reforms all garden molluscs knew the difference between ‘disinterested’ and ‘uninterested’?

  298. 298
    Anxious investor says:

    Bill, you omited to inform us what the conversion rate will be twixt the pound and the new Scottish sporran buckles.

  299. 299
    A corned English woman says:

    … and don’t fuckin’ forget me either..

  300. 300
    A scorned English woman says:

    …Hey, somebody stole an ‘s’ from me. They will pay for this!

  301. 301
    A scorned English woman says:

    Maybe, but Camercleggover did nothing to reverse any of it. So they are all as bad as each other.

    We need a completely new start – without the three parties who have done so much damage to this once great country.

    Vote etc etc..

  302. 302
    JH3904023923-093-4 says:

    In the last Question time I saw with Farage, Dimbleby verged on deference a couple of times when speaking to him.

    Old coot isn’t daft, he can see which way the wind is blowing…

  303. 303
    JH3904023923-093-4 says:

    You’re such a good person for liking Maya Angelou, you really are.

  304. 304
    Round_or_Flat says:

    Another week, and now the Press, tired of baiting UKIP with their pathetic racist labels have now turned their baying pack upon the feckless, “Euro-island” Fib Dems, now marked with the indubitable “opportunist, sanctimonious-hypocrite” label.
    The spotlight glares relentlessly on the 56-strong band of “frenemies”, ensuring that smears of leader-topping disloyalty will continue haunt the unhappy bunch for the rest of the week.
    When the Press want blood they have a way of getting it – that makes the noble defense of the unprovoked assault on UKIP more commendable.
    Even blameless existence is inadequate defense against the doggedness of the Press, but what you do need is the indefatigable support of your defenders to get that pack off your back and on to somebody else’s.
    I hope that I will be, by the weekend feeling a teeny, weeny bit sorry for the party of rotten-boroughs.

  305. 305
    A scorned English woman says:

    I think you will find (if you bother to look of course) that Gove denied he had banned any books from anywhere to form part of the English literature syllabus. Teachers have the freedom of choice.

  306. 306
    JH3904023923-093-4 says:

    Jesus H Fucking Christ. This guy is in charge of Newsnight?

    Bedwetters can ‘celebrate’ whatever the fuck they want in their own time, it is their opportunity to project it through the media which has to change.

  307. 307
    A scorned English woman says:

    You can expect a lot more of the same shit when Loach the Roach pops his clogs.

  308. 308
    Vince"The Cheeky Chappie" Cable says:

    I say ! I say ! I say !

    On the other hand….I’ve got four fingers and a thumb.

  309. 309
    A scorned English woman says:

    WTF are Sky still giving this fat useless lefty waste of space air time on my telly? It is not as though she needs the money, any more than I need to waste my electricity watching the daily press review bollox. If I want to know what is in a paper, I’ll pop along to Mr Singh’s corner shop and buy one.

  310. 310
    A scorned English woman says:

    If everyone stopped buying newspapers for say 6 weeks, we might note a difference in attitude of the rest still left in business.

  311. 311
    WoRaft Chihuahua says:

    Isn’t that what happened at the last Eurovision? A bloke won it anyway, although he he did so by wearing a frock.

    However, he was appointed by the competition elites and the common vote went firmly for the butter-churning ladies.

  312. 312
    Wisdom if it visits, comes with age. says:

    They are right though. Clegg is unelectable.

  313. 313
    JH3904023923-093-4 says:

    How about ‘traditional Labour voters’ as examples of Cult members?

    Mindless drones, drooling all the way to the polling booth despite the fact that the morons concerned destroyed the economy, took us into two utterly pointless and illegal wars, imported a fifth column of hostile mercenary-voters that will take bloodshed to dislodge, and completely fucked the prospects and wages of the whíte working class, all run by an effete prefect class who could not give a shit about ‘the poor’ in private.

    But yeah, carry on voting for them ‘cos your Grandad did. Twats.

  314. 314
    Long john silveŕs parrot says:

    Has Clegg resigned yet?

    He is clinging on worse than Liam Fox.

  315. 315
    White rabbit says:

    Because she’s cheap and always available.

  316. 316
    Vince"The Cheeky Chappie" Cable says:

    I say ! I say! I say !

    When you mix holy water and prune juice, you get a religious movement.

  317. 317
    Another White Londoner says:

    Get f*cked little Englanders!!

  318. 318
    far-left zombie loser frothing at the mouth says:

    it’s just muscle memory… if you’ve ever worked with the mentally infirm, they often revert to the comfort of their childhood.

  319. 319
    Cleggy Cleggy toast toast says:

    100% woman representation
    100% sexist
    whats for pudding

  320. 320
    Morning says:

    Morning racists!

  321. 321
    Odds says:

    What are the odds on Cable being forced out? I fancy a flutter.

  322. 322
    Plan B says:

    Clegg and Cable should both resign.

  323. 323
    Curious says:

    What is the point of Ian Katz?

  324. 324
    disenfranchised says:

    Easy to find ‘ism’ faults in anybody if you are searching for them, so especially difficult for budding politicians, placed under the microscope by the media looking for failings.
    Yesterday dr!ving behind some elderly females struggling to come to terms with a left hand dr!ve and European road rules I voiced my inner frustration. On reflection I realised that in just the one sentence I had been sexist, ageist, racist, and realist / categorist;- a world apart from my normal laid back acceptance of life in general.
    Disappointed now that the locals are 95% Cath-olic, and there was no reporter to hand. If I had been following a r@bbi I could have had a full house with anti-sem-it-ic on my CV thrown in as well.

    Could I possess the hidden potential to become a UKIP politician?

  325. 325

    John Kerry, USA Secretary of State says: “If Mr Snowden wants to come back to the United States, we’ll have him on a flight today. A patriot would not run away. He should trust the American system of justice.”

    Snowden said he never intended to be holed up in Russia but was forced to go there because Washington decided to “revoke my passport.”

    Kerry said: “Well, for a supposedly smart guy, that’s a pretty dumb answer, after all. I think he’s confused, I think it’s very sad. But this is a man who has done great damage to his country.”

    So which one would you trust more? Snowden or Kerry?

  326. 326
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    As I don’t buy newspapers then 6 weeks is easy for me, If the Libcraps are getting deservedly whacked by the baying newscrap then I won’t be too worried, it’s up to their tribe to save themselves, they all had a go at UKIP and lost for now and they will try again, after they have had their fill of the Libcraps, Liebour and Camoron’s Conservatives have a lot to answer for, with the damage they have to the country forcing the country to stay in an undemocratic club who wants even more of what’s left of the country’s wealth

  327. 327
    faarlefft zoombiee ffrotthhing att thhe mmouthh says:

    Your face doesn’t make grammatical sense

  328. 328
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Snowden if he appears in the USA has a permanent place for the rest of his life in a prison cell, whatever Kerry or Obumma say.

  329. 329
    faarlefft zoombiee ffrotthhing att thhe mmouthh says:

    Ssoc’ialism hhas a ffar sstronger and longer claim to being a rreli’gion.

    “It would appear that Ssocial’ism has many of the chharacteristics of a Rreli’gion – Ppr0ph’et based, ssacred texts, denial of the prrimacy of the inddividual, intolerrance of othher bbelief systems, importance of bbelief over actions, etc.”

    In the words of L o u R e ed:
    “I’ll be your mirror, reflect what you are”

  330. 330
    faarlefft zoombiee ffrotthhing att thhe mmouthh says:

    The purples are not about wworship of a hhero, but about raage against the mmachine of the lleft that has now ffound a vvehicle that can get past the ll e g al and mmedia barrrricades sset up by the lleft in its fforrtress. It is in a long history of ppeasant rrevolts against the elitte in Enngland that goes back centuriess.

    It is a connstant ssource of ammusement that peeople like you connceitedly say things like “rrational thoughht and arrgument is beyond them”, because …that’s you, that is.

  331. 331
    actually says:

    Not trying to be a good person-just enjoyed her books.
    Don’t understand why that would be a problem.

  332. 332
    White Flight says:

    More like a case of ‘Get f*cked, you English’

  333. 333
    Anonymous says:

    “they won’t have any problem reaching quorum at their endless group meetings”
    now Nick has changed the venue. To a left-luggage locker at the Euro-Star terminus?

  334. 334
    Taxpayer funded astroturfing EU Troll says:

    Bell end for short.

  335. 335
    Si Kiatryst says:

    It’s not so much a party, as a cry for help.

  336. 336
    otherwise known as says:


  337. 337
    Real Conservatives vote UKIP says:

    I find myself mystifed by claims that Cameron is more popular than his party.

    Ah, but Cameron is not a Conservative, of course. I wonder which party it is that is actually being alluded to ?

  338. 338
    Ego Sum Odobenus Rosmarus says:

    Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon.
    Going to the candidates’ debate.
    Laugh about it, shout about it
    When you’ve got to choose
    Every way you look at it you lose.

  339. 339
    Taxpayer funded astroturfing EU Troll says:

    Even worse if it’s possible but she wasn’t stoned to death, as stoning is the punishment for the crime of Adultery in Muzzie law. She was beaten to death with bricks! And the crime? Her family couldn’t afford to pay the full dowry they had promised! Sick, retarded Bastards!

  340. 340

    Bearder ???

    Will she be next years Eurovision entry ??

  341. 341
    Tom Catesby says:

    Nothing like Ashton…Ashton wasn’t elected.

  342. 342
    Tom Catesby says:

    How come there were still enough muppets left to vote for Bearder?

  343. 343
    Tom Catesby says:

    Isn’t that like a listing from some kind of offenders register?

  344. 344
    Man up! Save the lettuces says:

    They make a satisfying crunch when you stand on them.

  345. 345
    Tom Catesby says:

    F^ck that! That’s what got the jocks into the UK in the first place. Darien Project went tits up and actually bankrupted Scotland. English bailout came with political union. Can somebody ask wee Alex if we can expect our Darien payout back?

  346. 346
    Tom Catesby says:

    You have a problem with historical facts, truth a problem, moddy?

  347. 347
    Anonymous says:


  348. 348
    a.k.a. says:


  349. 349
    a.k.a. says:


    Well I’m clear, that of course it is right to have a public debate, and we want to have that public debate, but the reality is, that what the British people want doesn’t matter, as long as we feed them another fucking platitudinous non-specific slogans that are completely interchangeable with each other and amount to no commitment to do anything but to further our own careers and endless troughing as we wreck the country, destroy national identity by ethnically cleansing the country and denying the indigenous population the right to have an ethnic identity whilst simultaneously enforcing the ritualised glorification of every incoming ethnic identity, and make bµmming and p@edophilia compulsory on the NHS.
    …and of course we must ensure that we control opinion, control the public discourse, and label all dissenters as b!igots, r@cists, uncultured, unfashionable, uneducated, educationaliy subnormal, mentally ill, whateverophobes, and exclude them from society as much as possible, and play the man and not the ball in every public debate in order to vilify anyone who opposes our totalitarian regime, so that there is a chilling of expression, and self-censorship through fear reigns through the land, and we all retire to the fucking EU with a bunch of cushy non-executive directorships and live happily ever fucking after with no comeback for any of the monsters we’ve shielded or supported either morally or financially.

    Because we own the truth. We make it in our truth factory and pump our portions of lefty truthyness through every medium our tentacles can squirm inside: definite & actual. Amen.

  350. 350
    a.k.a. says:

    and poo poo…

  351. 351
    Things can only get better. says:

    I say I say I say, what do you get when you mix holy champagne and the blood of million iraqis?

    That’s right a religious movement!

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