May 28th, 2014

Ex-Labour Liverpool Councillor Calls Cops on Old Holborn

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Readers will remember Jake Morrison, the slightly special Labour councillor booted out of the party after his very public theatrics during a spat with Luciana Berger. Morrison is now throwing a hissy fit at Twitter mischief maker and agitator of the city of Liverpool, Old Holborn, calling the police in over a series of tweets taking the mickey out of him. Old Holborn has finally found the ideal forum to spread his message, giving a statement to the Liverpool Echo:

“Naturally, those who don’t share my views or choose to take offence can find ample succour in the simple retort of ‘vile troll’ – water off a duck’s back to me, I’m thick-skinned enough to know that it’s only Twitter. I’m passionate about free speech. There are demented trolls out there, happily breaking the law by targeting individuals and we already have laws to deal with them. Twitter is possibly the greatest tool that free speech has ever possessed and is quite literally capable of bringing down tyrants and despots. Governments are desperate to control it, censor it, silence it – and if a few unwelcome trolls are the price we pay for every voice on the planet being free, it’s a price worth paying. Censoring words is one step away from burning books and we all know where that leads. If you don’t like it, don’t read it – yes, it’s that simple.”

Young Mr Morrison has not always been so keen to silence dissent:

You’d have thought our elected representatives would realise this, but involving the police whenever someone says something mean about you on the internet probably isn’t the best use of their time.


199 Comments

  1. 1
    Mark Menzies,Moderator says:

    Order ! Order !

  2. 2
    retardEd Miliband says:

    Waythithst

  3. 3
    This was the point? says:

    That old Holborn bloke is deeply unpleasant though.

  4. 4
    Jimmy says:

    Is there some way they can both lose?

  5. 5
    Mitch says:

    Poor bunny is cracking under pressure. It wasn’t meant to be this way?

  6. 6
    Cynic2 says:

    Oh come on. Hes a Councillor. We must all doff our caps to him. Precious

  7. 7
  8. 8
    Will says:

    Old holborn may be unpleasant but if you go on twitter expect to have abuse. I find it strange that he doth protest too much. In politics you need to have a thick skin .

  9. 9
    Steve Right says:

    I swear I used to make him cry at school.

  10. 10
    robocock says:

    Anyone else notice in Oakeshott’s letter this lovely line:

    I pray that they win, and that the right man, or preferably, woman is now elected to save the Party.

    It reminded me instantly why virtually every LibDem is an utter twat. Sooner or later, to the cheers of the morons such as Harperson, Cathy Newman, Stella Creasy, Hadley “a bit spesh” Freeman, Laurie Penny etc, there will be more and more laws banning men from increasing numbers of areas of life. They are already (special exception for Jack “big black cocks” Dromey) banned from running in various labour seats on account of being men. Just what will the screaming banshees as liddle called them demand next?

  11. 11
    Son of Leon says:

    Not as vile as Lord Brittan.

  12. 12
    Free Advice says:

    Block…. and move on with your life…

  13. 13
    Roger Clague says:

    That is why I support his right to be offensive and funny. I have been a Liverpool Supporter for 50 years. Liverpool people do whinge too much.

    There is no need to defend politeness. No one is trying to ban it.

  14. 14
    suissebob says:

    Have you met him?

    I have and he’s a funny guy. He likes taking the piss and taking it to the limit and I guess he sometimes crosses that, for which he will no doubt pay.

  15. 15

    Vote UKIP :-D

  16. 16
    Botus says:

    Ask Ed, Jimmy. He’s an expert on losing.

  17. 17
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Typical scouser.
    Easily offended but never ashamed.

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    You know, just by looking at him that he’s going to be a hectoring, sanctimonious, prissy little gimp.

  19. 19
    Lefties are a hoot says:

    Jake looks the bedwetter type.

  20. 20
    burn him! says:

    Isn’t that part of his charm? (or at least entertainment value)

    At least he lands his insults in an eloquent and semi-civilised way – unlike most lefties

  21. 21
    Kelvin on Labour voters says:

  22. 22
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    He’s not cut out for politics. Perhaps the life monastic would suit him better.

  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    Yup, he’s the type that if he was being beaten up in school the teachers would turn a blind eye and whisper under their breath, “Give him one for me son !”

  24. 24
    rollo57 says:

    Well Labour don’t want you, grow a pair and move on! I did go UKIP!

  25. 25
    Soap dodgers says:

  26. 26
    Will says:

    Bless him he is only 20 years old and yet to realise that politics is a dirty business and everyone slings mud at you. Mind you not toeing the line and thinking he knew better meant he threw a bossy fit and resign as a labour cllr. Mind you goven labour majority on council I doubt if they gave a damn. Better to be inside the tent possibly out than outside the tent pissing in.

  27. 27
    What sort of coke would that be? says:

  28. 28
    The Ferret says:

    No he isn’t unpleasant. Just very clear thinking & even more blunt. Uses bold language to make very serious points. Difficult for some to take, and even more difficult for some to understand.

  29. 29
    Playground name calling sledgehammer says:

    You’d have thought our elected representatives would realise this, but involving the police whenever someone says something mean about you on the internet probably isn’t the best use of their time.

    Quite. But why do the police encourage them?

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    In amongst the dampness I think you’d find a few skidmarks.

  31. 31
    The moveable feast limit says:

    And this limit of yours, is it a scientific thing or is it just you opinion?

  32. 32
    James O'Bottom says:

    Scousers are somewhat whine some and self-pitying.

  33. 33
    Dear sir says:

    To Plod

    Lord Oakshott told me to fuck off because I’m a useless C unt.

    Nick

  34. 34
    Freya says:

    What does “I’m getting you spayed” mean?

  35. 35
    suissebob says:

    No you dipshit, it’s the number of times he’s been in trouble with the police.

  36. 36
    jgm2 says:

    Only 20 and already on the political bandwagon.

    What a c*unt.

    The problem he has is that now he’s nailed his colours (red) to the mast at such a young age – when he grows up he’s stuck with that teenage idiocy.

    That’s why you end up with the likes of Miliband and Balls talking utter self-evident shit. It’s acceptable or, at least, expected when you’re a cocky I-know-it-all teenager and mummy and daddy can’t be bothered to argue any more. It just becomes risible in an adult.

    Yet there they are. Stuck with an ideology they were too stupid to see through as kids and now dare not abandon as adults for it would be to admit they were wrong their whole lives. All they can do is try and stop people taking the piss or shout over them or try and label them as ‘racists’. Anything at all to avoid coming to terms with the fact that they grabbed the wrong end of the stick in their teens.

  37. 37
    Golden Virginia says:

    Guido is a hypocrite too. Just see what hapens when you criticise the chosen ones from the stolen land.

  38. 38
    The moveable feast limit says:

    How do the police define this “limit”?

  39. 39
  40. 40
    FFTFToff says:

    People who whine about Holby are the vile ones.

  41. 41
    Old Holborn tw@t says:

    Old Holborn is a desperate old man with no life but to spend 24 hrs a day on twitter and stalking scousers especially cllr morrison. Robert (oh) is vile and had already been arrested over tweeting vile things about hillsborough victims and James buglers killers! I hope he rots !

  42. 42
    My,my says:

    I’ll put whatever the bloody hell I like… get a life.

    A lefty turns out to be a hypocrite. Whatver next?

  43. 43
    jgm2 says:

    ‘And a free press starts with the shut-down of the Daily Mail.’

    Genius.

    Do they even realise what they’re saying? How is it possible to breath and yet be so fucking stupid?

    Plankton in a blue beenie.

  44. 44
    gildedtumbril says:

    Beware the brainwashed unwashed.

  45. 45
    Aardvark says:

    Leave him alone, he’s a useful idiot, and rather dishy.

  46. 46
    What a big woman's Mickey says:

    He’s a smart Alec looking toss pot. I hope he takes offence at that.

  47. 47
    Guido's Hasbara handler says:

    The Holohoax must go on!

  48. 48
    jgm2 says:

    Did he tweet anything vile about the Heysel victims?

    ‘It’s never your fault….’

  49. 49
    James O'Bottom says:

    Sorry about the last comment it was tongue-in-cheek and I retract it. Scousers are great really.

  50. 50
    The police are our servants, not our masters says:

    The proper question is, how does the law define the ‘limit’.

  51. 51
    Maximus says:

    Would you care to stand their deposits for Newark?

  52. 52
    A Victorian Criminologist says:

    Is that what sex offenders look like?

  53. 53
    Old Holborn tw@t says:

    That comment was about his problem with work, NOT abusing people online like a sick b@st@rd !
    I can see half of OH’s sheep are on this page too

  54. 54
    My mum says it's time to go back to school says:

    Flippin heck OH, I’d forgotten all about you being the windup merchant, I haven’t been to your blog for ages, keep going mate Liebour and their braindead gang of idiots have destroyed the North West, even down to Liverpools mayor deciding by himself he would be lord mayor without any public votes, is
    if a politician changes from one party to another then you have to ask who is he working for.

  55. 55
    Dorkass says:

    On a practical note, does he need money for incontinence pants?

  56. 56
    Emperor of All Universes says:

    I’ve only ever read him take the piss out of the people that pushed, not the real victims.

    People that have taken offense have just taken a dislike to their own short-comings being shown up to everyone else.

  57. 57
    Gok Wan says:

    Looks like someone who has forgotten his bobble hat.

  58. 58
    Alec says:

    Less of the smart, please.

  59. 59
    Piss-poor Comedian says:

    He looks like Ed Miliband’s love-child.

  60. 60
    Rupert Murdoch says:

    I have never read or found anything Old Holborn has written or “tweeted” unpleasant.
    Followed him once.

  61. 61
    Rolf says:

    One peg short

  62. 62
  63. 63
    Scouse Plod says:

    You’re nicked Mr O’bottom.

    Telling lies on Twitter is a serious offence.

  64. 64
    Metropolitan Police Agent Provocateur Dept says:

    He probably works for us.

  65. 65
    Nick Griffin says:

    Sir Menzies Campbell tells Guido Fawkes ‘We haven’t heard from Vince Cable… we will have to wait until we hear from him’

  66. 66
    Ever hopeful says:

    So long as the schoolboy doesn’t try and migrate to UKIP Liverpool, OH can have his toy to play with, put yourself into the public eye, taking public benefits from it, then expect an occasional public stick pushed in it.

  67. 67
    Double Vision says:

  68. 68
    rick says:

    +1

  69. 69
    Old Holborn tw@t says:

    Show me ya face ….. You probably did you mush

  70. 70
    jgm2 says:

    Aye. The story is that Liverpool fans had a reputation for being the most well-mannered people in British football at the time. They certainly didn’t shove a wall on top of a bunch of rival fans and get English teams banned from Europe for years and they certainly didn’t show up ticketless to a match in massive numbers in the expectation they’d be let in free to avoid public disorder like they had every other time they’d shown up in such large, intimidating and intoxicated numbers.

    Neither was their behaviour in any way responsible for crushing to death the people who had got tickets and did show up in time.

    Nope.

    All the polices’ fault. And the stadium designers. And every other British club whose thuggish supporters of the day dictated that they be kept apart lest they kill each other.

    Nope. Not their fault at all.

    And while it turns out it wasn’t true the sad fact is that Liverpool FC’s supporters reputation was such that when it was reported that they (Liverpool fans) were looting the dead nobody thought ‘Naaaah, that doesn’t sound like Liverpool fans. They don’t have a reputation for stealing anything that’s not nailed down..’ Nope. The rest of the country just shrugged their shoulders and gave it ‘Yeah, sounds just like the c*unts…’

    It’s a bit like when the NoW was reported to have hacked Milly Dowler’s phone (even though they didn’t) their reputation by then was such that the general public would believe anything. Even Brookes and Murdoch couldn’t be sure their underlings weren’t lying to them.

    And Liverpool’s reputation is not enhanced by the fact that they still insist on voting Labour even though Labour has presided over their post-industrial shithole for generations with the result that it is …. still a post industrial shithole.

  71. 71
    The Internet Plod says:

    +!

  72. 72
  73. 73
    My,my says:

    Is that you, Councillor Morrison?

    Calm down, calm down.

  74. 74
    the wolfs lair beer garden says:

    I bow to nobody in my instinctive dislike for the skull cap wearng ones and dont like Guido fucks on a personal basis,however, n that case he us right Would you lie it if black people were refered to as “Nigels” ?

  75. 75
    The Tosser in No. 10 who indubitably took pride in calling himself ‘The Heir to B£iar’ says:

    It was so jolly spiffing to be amongst one’s own people at the EUSSR Dinner last night, – and I didn’t have to pay a thing!

    Who says the EUSSR isn’t worth it?

    And an added bonus! – they plan to stop any nasty criticism by the Common People of their betters!

  76. 76
    the wolfs lair beer garden says:

    This dick looks like a scouse Gok Wan
    I bet he has an arse like the mersey tunnel
    I say this in a non discriminatory manner

  77. 77
    Mr Farage(rhymes with garage) says:

    Nick Clegg still odds on to lead the Lib Dems into the next general election:

    http://www.paddypower.com/bet/novelty-betting/other-politics/uk-politics?ev_oc_grp_ids=1298093

  78. 78
    Free perch is the freedom to be a survivalist looney says:

    Shouldn’t you be shooting tourists in a museum, you racist Knut ?

  79. 79
    Scouse Labour says:

    Morrison is a first-class flouncer. The Plod should be arresting him for wasting their time.

  80. 80
    Onward to Newark says:

    I shall never vote Tory again while Camoron is leader.

    I guess I’m just one but I don’t think I’m alone.

    And I don’t really care if Millitwat gets in.

    It will serve the imbeciles right for voting for him.

  81. 81
    Jimmy says:

    Not when it mattered sadly.

  82. 82
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Looks like a picture of Edward Snowden.

    The labour recruiting direct from Russia again?

  83. 83
    Onward to Newark says:

    It wouldn’t matter if they were led by Alexander the Great,

    the result would be the same.

  84. 84
    The Poof In Residence says:

    Hope to see you soon. :-)

  85. 85
    the wolfs lair beer garden says:

    A good looking greek knob jockey
    Alexander would make a nice tight fit into your average LibDem male member

  86. 86
    Jimmy says:

    It’s the righties who love Russia now. Try and keep up.

  87. 87
    Dirty Tricks says:

    Politics is shockingly unprincipalled

  88. 88
    jgm2 says:

    It depends which side of the fence you view it from.

    Apart from Toxic Ned Balls I cannot imagine a more ideal shadow leader. Apart from Harriet Harman. Or Ed’s gormless brother, the really thick one, wotsisname, David, yeah, that’s it.

  89. 89
    RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

    Liverpool and whingers?

    Never thought we would see the day when someone would admit it.

  90. 90
    Democracy in Action says:

    Yet more proof that he and his merry band cannot be trusted

  91. 91
    More Free Advice says:

    Not to mention taking his ball home when they wouldn’t make him the leader. True story. He sulked out of the meeting, and then threatened to pull Liverpool out of the combined region because they wouldn’t let him have the bigger chair.

    http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/liverpool-city-region-combined-authority-6907508

    Fat twat.

  92. 92
    A Councillor writes says:

    And another thing I’m sick off. These self-propelled twitter police.
    I’ll put my cock wherever the bloody hell I like… get a life

  93. 93
    RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

    You would not trust him to babysit children?

  94. 94
    Old Holborn tw@t says:

    No but will we ever know who you are ? SHEEPLE

  95. 95
    Ever hopeful says:

    Camoron still thinks he will be PM after 2015, his mates and Ashcroft can tell him as well, Camoron is a one term clone of Tony Bliar and will be gone, he has shown himself not as a Conservative but as a Libcrap, and he will go the same way as Clegg , P45 for two please May 2015.

  96. 96
    Justine says:

    Please

    And what is more, my Ed doesn’t know how to do “it” without Mr Jay and me showing him…

  97. 97
    Editor of Tatler glossy rag says:

    We have not forgotten you, cheeky little thing

  98. 98
    Anonymous says:

    Never appened wack, we wern’t there………..

  99. 99
    FFS #2 says:

    You see, there really is a reason why we used to protect the freedom of speech.

  100. 100
    Smack my Nigella up says:

    The Left … Don’t like it up ‘em!

  101. 101
    Nick Clegg says:

    You don’t give a fuck, I don’t give two.

  102. 102
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Layabouts & other Wasters says:

    Yet another disgusting Socialist!

  103. 103
  104. 104
    Eye witness says:

    The Hillsborough police reported Liverpool fans on top of the turnstile booths before the crush. This was their standard tactic. Don’t buy a ticket, spend the cash on booze instead, go to the match by train without paying, storm the entrance en masse. It worked over and over again in grounds throughout the country and everyone knows it.

  105. 105
    Wittgenstein's Wooly Ones says:

    You do not seem to even understand the question you are trying to ask. Are you just an argumentative twat?

  106. 106
  107. 107
    jgm2 says:

    What an utterly pointless … c*unt.

  108. 108
    Moley says:

    On “seen elsewhere” is this; “Cameron flirts with far right to block UKIP”.

    Quote;

    “Instead of accepting UKIP’s victory, Cameron has started a drive to cut off the legs of “the people’s army” in Brussels and Strasbourg. He has assigned Conservative Party fixers to do deals with hard-right and populist parties which, until now, the Conservatives claimed were “unacceptable.”

    So having alienated the right wing of the Conservative party with gay marriage, Cameron is now going to alienate the Liberal left wing of the party by forming an alliance with EU Parties on the far right.

    Cameron’s intention is to poach UKIP’s possible allies in the EU Parliament, and prevent UKIP from forming a grouping with other parties, and so deprive them of funding from the EU and seats on influential committees.

    The dafties will then be able to scream “Racist” at Cameron and his cronies instead of UKIP, which is, I suppose, an improvement.

    It seems obvious to me that the Conservatives should be working with UKIP in the European Parliament, if they don’t that tells us a great deal about what the Conservatives are going to do in Europe, which is as usual, totally different from their meaningless rhetoric on the subject.

    Reading the article leaves one with the impression that Cameron has lost the plot completely and is utterly determined to ensure that UKIP voters will treat the Conservative Party with complete revulsion. Cameron wants to win the election in 2015, and if the Country suffers as a result of his spiteful stupidity, that is just too bad.

  109. 109
    Observer says:

    Looks like a meeting of the Windies cricket team

    Headgear and all

    Is Chukka wearing a box?

  110. 110
    William Joyce says:

    There’s no business like Shoah business!

  111. 111
    Danny"It wasn't me who just farted" Alexander says:

    Poor old Vince Cable is in the shit again after Baron Oakeshott of Segrove, left some cryptic clues…. Lib Dems go into meltdown

  112. 112
    Old Holborn tw@t says:

    Is that your kink ? Sheeple !

  113. 113
    Jack says:

    Cameron never had a plot

    Except to kiss Blair’s arse and smoothe the way to £10 million per year in bungs when he gets kicked out

    He is as sordid as that…

  114. 114
    jgm2 says:

    Cryptic clues? He’s just implicated his own (ex) party in cash for peerages.

    Oh fuck-a-loo.

  115. 115
    Roger Helmer says:

    Senior LibDem source on Oakeshot: “He undermined Minge all the time,the perverted swine”

  116. 116
    john in cheshire says:

    Hear hear.

  117. 117
    Old Holborn tw@t says:

    Dunno, look in the mirror an tell me …… Does he look like you !

  118. 118
    och nae! says:

    It’s the EU who love Russia now – so still the commies one way or another.

    Jimmy FAIL

  119. 119
    non taxable pikey says:

    See #62

  120. 120
    Gok says:

    Are you Wan? I’m Wan too.

  121. 121
    Ukrainian oligarch says:

    I’m just writing to thank you window lickers for all your support

    We now have one of us as President

    I continue to pillage the country with the support of Laundry London and Tony Blair and Bill Clinton

    I will soon put in a bid to buy Clarence House, I think…

  122. 122
    Old Holborn tw@t says:

    And I bet you can’t even see your tool under that big fat gut you’ve got, best go downstairs an look after your mum b4 she croaks it! You can play on your games anytime.

  123. 123
    Broooooooky says:

    eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
    Calm down calm down
    eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
    Calm down calm down
    eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
    Calm down calm down
    eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
    Calm down calm down

  124. 124
    You Would Think That By Now.... says:

    What! There are still prats out their called Jake!!

  125. 125
    Lightbulb says:

    But lardarse told me I could be a dame if I gave him a tit wank…..

  126. 126
    Ed Miliband The Second says:

    We came second that’s progress.

    I shall continue to treat the electorate with contempt and support endless immigration and NO to a referendum. So there!

  127. 127
    William Parker, 4th Baron Monteagle says:

    How about the news that Scameron is prepared to team up with the ‘far-right’ in Europe to block Ukip isn’t this just slightly hypocritical?

  128. 128
    Anonymous says:

    More idle threats from a scouse twat

  129. 129
    Anonymous says:

    Scarse git. Fuck off before I give you a job.

  130. 130
    Lord_ShotOak says:

    I did not resign. I disaffiliated.
    How do I know that? Because I’m still here!

  131. 131
    Democracy in Action says:

    Yet more proof that he and his merry band still cannot be trusted.

  132. 132
    Ellie-Mae (9) says:

    …or onanistic.

  133. 133
    Garage says:

    Where is Vince when all the wheels came off Clegg’s pram? In China. Nice long way away. Promoting the U.K.s interests (Ha fucking Ha) of course.

  134. 134
    non taxable pikey says:

    One of the great pluses of the Internet (currently, before the EUSSR goes the way of China, Iran and Saudi) is that crap like this is disseminated very quickly to a large audience. It appears that our chosen politicians don’t fully understand this and keep getting caught out.

    “Slightly hypocritical” doesn’t even come close in this case. The incompetent moron masquerading as British Prime Minister (and, deity of choice help us, First Lord of the Treasury) has now got himself even deeper into the excrement. Long may he remain there, sinking slowly.

  135. 135
    Blue Beanie Wearer says:

    Look, I have the megaphone, and I’m gobby…intellect and intelligence are not a requirement of the SWP ‘k?

  136. 136
    Guy Gibson's dog. says:

    Absolutely!

  137. 137
    Obi Wan says:

    The picture for “Have you seen this kiddyfiddler” warning ad

  138. 138
    Marine Marianne says:

    No way am I having anything to do with that useless gay loving tosser Cameron — the FN doesn’t want or need to be associated with pretend right of centre losers.

  139. 139
    Democracy in Action says:

    Tell it to the Newark electorate

  140. 140
    Bert says:

    Notice how he crooks his little finger while drinking out of his bottle … then, remembering how much he despises his middle-class upbringing (i.e. his parents, and himself), he wipes his nose, underclass style, before resuming his tedious rant.

  141. 141
    Taxpayer funded astroturfing EU Troll says:

    That’s a face I would never get tired of punching.

  142. 142
    Comrade Epsilon says:

    Which one is the r”pist?

  143. 143
    Anonymous says:

    Anyone for a sauna at elm gust house?

  144. 144
  145. 145
    Bert says:

    Unfortunately Dieser Service ist im Moment nicht verfügbar.

  146. 146
    Mirror Mirror says:

    No.

  147. 147
    LOL says:

    #MoreCashNeeded

  148. 148
    carefulnow says:

    Best be careful with your comments regarding Hillsborough during the inquests . Contempt of Court is in play at the moment.

  149. 149
    Timing is All says:

    Let’s hope Newark voters are made aware of this published just after the EU vote.

  150. 150
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Like dat do don’t dey!

  151. 151
    Dave Cameron says:

    I like to touch my toes while I bend over.

  152. 152
    My,my says:

    No but will we ever know who you are ?

    What yer want me name for, soft lad? Want to call the bizzies on me?

  153. 153
    British Taxpayer says:

    Nein

  154. 154
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    When has Jimmy ever not failed?

  155. 155
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Interesting stuff.

    Sad – but not surprising – to see Dan Hannan is doing Dave’s dirty work; another traitorous little shit who talks the talk but hasn’t got the balls to walk the Eurosceptic walk.

  156. 156
    Ever hopeful says:

    Champagne prices gone up again or have they found another country they want to invade, have political bribes risen even higher.

  157. 157
  158. 158
    jgm2 says:

    There’s an inquest on?

    I thought it had finished.

    Fuck me. It’s like Bl*o*ody Sunday or Chilcott.

    They just keep going on and on and on until they get the ‘right’ verdict and then … they do it all over again.

    It’s almost as if the whole thing is run for the benefit of the legal profession.

  159. 159
    Lord High Executioner says:

    Sky presenters were chuntering on about immigration this morning when one of the female ones got herself so excited she said: “Well, even the Queen is married to an immigrant”…. and then rapidly ran away and changed the subject.

    As a minor study of history showed, that entire family are immigrants (House of Hanover before they carefully changed their handles to Windsor as a safety precaution) which goes a long way to explaining why QEII was happy to sign herself and this country over to EU – ie German – bondage a few years ago.

    Somebody had better mention that royals in Europe are literally a dying breed.

  160. 160
    Lord High Executioner says:

    Get lots of copies out to those 1000 boots on the ground before Friday so they can be delivered to every household there over the weekend.

  161. 161
    Soap dodgers says:

    I’m surprised no one’s commented that even this beanie wearing cock refers to Ed Miliband as David Miliband.

  162. 162
    Commie Delta says:

  163. 163
    Enough says:

    They ask all EU members for the equiv of an extra £3.8 BN, £200m “to help Ukraine” which isn’t even a member!
    Where is our extra £½BN coming from?
    UK TAXPAYERS that’s who

  164. 164
    Enough, Enough says:

    Tell em we’ll consider it AFTER their accounts have been audited and signed off

  165. 165
    Vince Cable says:

    I’ve never heard of Vince Cable.

  166. 166
    Stapler says:

    At least Prince Philip saw action in the navy and learned how to play cricket. What was Ed Miliband’s family up to at the time? Looting bombsites?

  167. 167
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Wonder if the BBC and Sky along with the Sun will they all report this, our ears are still ringing from the Euro Elections why is this slap in the face being reported now, Camoron must have known before the Euro elections or is he so out of touch, he wasn’t listening

  168. 168

    You are of course aware that while Robert Ambridge, Esq, is not part of the worshipful brothers he has links to Essex Constabulary HQ. Michael Barrymore?

  169. 169
    Old Holborn tw@t says:

    Hahaha sheeppppp. Just heard your maaaaaaa oh on radio, sounds like a right gimp !

  170. 170
    Old Holborn tw@t says:

    Wooahh pull your head outta Roberts arse he’s got u all like his little puppies ! Minger

  171. 171
    Pedant says:

    They changed name from Saxe-Coburg-Gotha to Windsor.

  172. 172
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    The pissant can’t even spell “cock” right. I blame Shirley Willaims.

  173. 173
    Poor sensitive little thing says:

    He has not been arrested – Plod questioned him about tweeting after the employees at the firm he works for received death threats and threats to burn their building down from irate Scousers.

    Needless to say, nothing was done about them

  174. 174
    Poor sensitive little thing says:

    Fancy that, leftie haters making posts on Guido’s site

  175. 175
    fgbh7 says:

    You wouldn’t be defending him if you knew that he had a spat with the former director of the traitorous Labour friends of Israel gang.

  176. 176
    broderick crawford says:

    Okd Holborn ?

    Golden Virginia?

    I bet none of you remember a young upstart competitor to these two particularly market – entrenched “shags”

    It was called Western Gold and the strapline was

    ” Western Gold comes rollin’ intah town ! ”

    Unfortunately it didn t put down roots . It was off the market in two years ….

  177. 177
    wodger wabbit says:

  178. 178
    fgbh7 says:

    Better Russia than USrael.

  179. 179
    frt54gbh7 says:

    On Coke?

  180. 180
    frt54gbh7 says:

    You sound like another whining scouse Mong.

  181. 181
    frt54gbh7 says:

    He got sidetracked. Serious people don’t do twitter.

  182. 182
    frt54gbh7 says:

    So, you don’t like free speech then, Huntbutt, unless you’re doing the spouting.

  183. 183
    Cliff says:

    Just bachelor boys.

  184. 184
    Builder Bert says:

    Plod loves this sort of non crime. Two or three squad cars to sort OH out.

  185. 185
    Nonny Mouse says:

    Dear Cllr Jake, it is “sick of” not “sick off”. Learn the English language before using a forum that requires the use of words.

  186. 186
    DM says:

    Never a more accurate or concise set of words said about the whole episode. The fans turning up at the ground later than the ticket holders were drunk and hell-bent on disorder and misbehaviour – and they got it. Just a shame that it is everyone else’s and not their fault for the deaths.

  187. 187
    DM says:

    Presumably this was his job interview for Radio 4? Doesn’t seem left wing enough to me – I think Naughtie’s job is safe.

  188. 188
    DM says:

    aka ‘the beast’ – seen at Youth Clubs and gymnasiums near you (if you live in Liverpool)

  189. 189
    Say NO to European Onion says:

    The lad is clearly a total prick.

  190. 190
    roger says:

    I grew up when we used to say ‘sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me’, It should be on the masthead of twitter, facebook et al.
    We have a too thin skinned population because they do not all share the same disposition.
    We also used to say ‘ eeny meeny miny mo ……………..’ but these days i flip a coin.

  191. 191
    Lobby Ludd says:

    Er, don’t mess yer kecks, la! Dey do doh don’ de?

  192. 192
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    ‘Ow’s it gannin, laike? Ah meean ter sayer!

  193. 193
    Larrabee says:

    Looks remarkably like one of the Ch*sen!

  194. 194
    Larrabee says:

    We called ‘em the scuffers in my day, la!

  195. 195
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Who gives a fuck what Upchuck does?

  196. 196
    Biffo says:

    ‘…….. is a first class flouncer…’ – loved it – had me in fits. That’s a useful phrase to remember.

  197. 197
    Biffo says:

    And all their boxes ticked. Waayhay, another dastardly crime solved.

  198. 198
    ned ludd says:

    Untouchable Leon? Wonder why?

  199. 199
    r i n k y _ s t i n g p i e c e says:

    “Marxist-style histrionics… – Marxists are a fan of this sort of debating style. Marx called it labelling. Stick a label on your opponents and they then have to argue with the label before they can argue with you. ”

    hence: bigøt, råcist, -phobe, etc… …just do it back to them to neutralise their attacks.


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