May 27th, 2014

Miliband’s Blair Interview Mop Up Mishap

Miliband’s spinner Patrick Hennessy only follows a handful of Ruths. Ruth Gledhill, a freelance journalist, Ruth Porter from Policy Exchange and Ruth Barnett from Swiftkey. Guido doubts he was reaching out to any of these lovely ladies. More likely the message was to  Ruth Turner, Blair’s gatekeeper. The Today programme mop up is working wonders! 


73 Comments

  1. 1
    reporter says:

    the package has left the building and “it” has 2 ahem’s in it’s mouth.

  2. 2
    James O'Bottom says:

    Vote Ukip!

  3. 3
    Fawke Handles says:

    All I heard from Blair was the usual lies. Perhaps Miliband’s spin team is concerned that they were the wrong lies.

  4. 4
    Tony Bliar says:

    I’m rolling in dough advising dictators!

  5. 5
    Nonny Mouse says:

    He can’t spell mysteriously either! Illiterate or careless and sloppy. Either way it doesn’t reflect well on him.

  6. 6
    still walking into darkness says:

    Why’s Blair getting any publicity at all? Where is our Chilcott report, a public inquiry is supposed to be public isn’t it.

    What’s Cameron sitting on?

  7. 7
    times are transformational says:

    so b i t

  8. 8
    still walking into darkness says:

    Blair says UKIP should be confronted as they are ‘unpleasant and nasty’, go on then Tone, I’d love to see you try and take on Farage in a debate one on one.

  9. 9
    son of a bitch says:

    sob has gone ahead and done what he threatened to do.
    money tree does grown from the back. he is the golden goose and now he has laid an egg ahem.

  10. 10
    down is up says:

    no comment, gentlemen of the press. press me. I have nothing more to say. as the crowds gather.

  11. 11
    Anon says:

    Birds of a feather always fcuking flock together !!!

    And the Chillcock (mis)report will not be released this century !!!

    that has already been agreed between CMDD & his mentor Bliar

  12. 12
    Nonny Mouse says:

    Apparently it is Blair using the “interested parties” right to reply and have amendments and “corrections” inserted before publication that is holding the whole thing up and Chilcott is falling for it! They are also awaiting the delivery of industrial tins of whitewash as the nation’s reserves of whitewash we’re completely used up by The Hutton Inquiry ( allegedly.)

  13. 13
    Ed Moribund says:

    I am looking forward to getting together with the UN’s Middle East envoy to see if he can bring peace to Tower Hamlets, as the coalition government is doing fuck all about it.

  14. 14
    The British media are cunts says:

    Blair is a cuunt

  15. 15
    I used to have blood pressure says:

    now . it is newsworhy
    is
    my
    birth. canal. suit. have. my. baby.

    it us thy,w me gentlemen pleeeeeads. pinch me…for i a m a new pinch.

    salty fruity and magni is our bp.

    black and peppey. congratulations sir. your head is leading you. ashtray, the camels are coming home. dream and para desi will be delivered.

  16. 16
    pull my tits says:

    i am still wa. glasses please gentle folo.

    taste my polo.
    u ate my mate
    who knew freddie had it in him.

  17. 17
    LabourNutter says:

    If you squint your eyes you can read the phone number.

  18. 18
    Fuck The One-Eyed Scottish Fucker says:

    Almost no-one can write concise, correct English any more. It’s the result of “progressive teaching” that began in the ’70s. Look on any blog, anywhere, and be shocked at the mistakes in grammar, spelling and syntax. I once hired a guy in his early 20s. He was called Schofield and he couldn’t spell his own surname correctly. I’m not kidding.

  19. 19
    as THAT comes off says:

    aoh i feel so crinkley and sweet. EAT ME. constantly eobinson.
    cruise on the rest of you.

  20. 20
    Fuck The One-Eyed Scottish Fucker says:

    Seconded.

  21. 21
    eroticism says:

    realism is daring.

  22. 22
    Ctesibius says:

    Can’t they just release it and all Bliar’s lawyers’ letters?

  23. 23
    your leg is in a spin says:

    handler

  24. 24
    Dan Hodges the man with a plan says:

    Walking around and everyone is like ‘Ooh Dan you were so right’ and ‘Dan have you ever thought of becoming Labours head of communications?’

    ‘Ever thought’
    I’ve fucking dreamed of it ever since I used to sneak out my mums office into Tony Blairs all those years ago in Parliament street.

  25. 25
    Sudsy says:

    How many bacon butties did Ed M eat during his recent trip to Israel. Pot kettle and another word. What a hypocritical twat.

  26. 26
    erroroneously this comedy was created says:

    it is a comedy of errors

  27. 27
    ask anon says:

    vague.

  28. 28
    it is plaigrisimthe plaice is on plate says:

    who wants me.

  29. 29
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Chilcott is not falling for it.
    He is refusing to release the report until the evidence he wants In It is in it.
    If that evidence is going to be taken out by “interested parties” then Chilcott does not want the report released at all.

    Better no report than a false one.

    I think he is correct.

  30. 30
    lint must get the cross hairs out. says:

    i am being ribbonsiwnUP.

  31. 31
    i am on arun er now says:

    the stationary bikes are coming. are monkeys meant to be ridden. ahoy sil

  32. 32
    Dan "warden" Hodges says:

    I don’t want to say I told you so .. But I did so tell you so that Miliband was a useless loser!

    I told you over and over and over and you said ” it’s sour grapes Dan,” but it wasn’t. He IS a loser and I told you a million times!

  33. 33
    Cameron is a cunting cunt says:

    “What’s Cameron sitting on?”

    Same as ever, his fat, useless arse.

  34. 34
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Blair fighting for peace is like having Prescott fuck for virginity.

  35. 35
    dead Miliband says:

    WibWabCon
    wibwabcon
    Wibwabcon

    Ith no good..I can’t thay it…

  36. 36
    cut out the banana rama says:

    keep the slippery cover mind. llos skin and human libido.

    I swing by.
    I swing good bye.

    our Tone is UP but who is tintin in the Buster.
    how camp.

  37. 37
    Twat says:

    Tof tif toptiptuptin
    UHF
    Kilos

    Troll a troll rotfl

  38. 38
    bryanodell says:

    If what you say is correct, then Chilcott is correct in delaying.
    Cant see it though.
    A delay for honourable reasons ? Naaaah!
    Publish and be dammed it aint.

  39. 39
    Tower Hamlets says:

    The count is taking a long time as it takes many many hours to count 119 million votes.

  40. 40
    destiny says:

    my child is in the fax. #techguido
    air hair poison

    poison kit.
    now swallow the #webwar

    now who is getting married in vicky price. price is right.

  41. 41
    Nonny Mouse says:

    Didn’t realise that. Fair enough. Then Chilcott should just tell them all where to go and just publish it!

  42. 42
    Teat says:

    Do fuck off you waste of Internet storage

  43. 43
    Guido read the teeth says:

    now all togethee now.
    all that is gold is oirgwee
    when will the orifice open…. i am opening my gate as we speak

  44. 44
    Agreed says:

    I’m glad I’m not alone in finding this regular poster annoying and utterly nonsensical. Only he seems to know what the fuck he’s on about.

  45. 45
    Fishy says:

    Blair blamed Cameron for the delay…which means that the delay is nothing to do with Cameron.

  46. 46
    Wah wah pedal says:

    Perhaps it’s me but some of these posts are way over/under my head.

  47. 47
    rhino has a ladder rh says:

    now comb.
    sky living hd.
    got a boner yet.
    oh oliver u r soooooo.
    ethin.

    the answer is “elementary”
    has anyone skoken to wat fucking sun?

    ko ke ko ke … sun is empty.

    the installer is on the wall all geared up….do his ting ting .
    he does ting ting.
    pull the ladder, oh it’s so tight and light.

    house number 1820
    shift to the left. yesssssss. that is right….spot is correct. now nail it screw it . reception will resume .

  48. 48
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    Using their own logic prior till last Thursday the leaders debates will be between Bumsex Dave, Braindead Ed and Nigel I assume.

    Mr 7% or his replacement are now irrelevant.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.
    Vote Tory, get Labour.

  49. 49
    Illegal says:

    I am just because Blair tells us not to!

  50. 50
    Tony Bliar says:

    I’m getting too old for that sort of thing.

  51. 51
    paper clip says:

    peter. pan….sprikle star dust. oh i so want to be human. long ears mice is celebrating.,
    krishna remains unbroken though is quiet about the attempt.
    attempt tempt fate.
    popo
    pope is broken. arabia is broken. skin is broken. the I is now chipped.

  52. 52
    who is she in a lock says:

    she is back. oh crumbs and this time she is the devil.

  53. 53
    time lock arm lock says:

    i am behind .
    oh crumbs. has lady di been brought back to life?
    reb it in. turquoise for me and pink it on for the rest. fuck me but where

  54. 54
    use it or lose it says:

    the fucking Hunt has moved. take this in its most literal sense.

    yodel yo del Please do. snip snip.

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

  56. 56
    Fishy says:

    Bliar was the slippery PM (son of Wilson) who;

    Destroyed Britain’s education system
    Began the slide to economic disaster, running £bn’s deficits before the crash
    Failed to reign-in and sack the worst Chancellor in Britain’s history
    Diverted the NHS from caring about its patients to caring about its statistics
    Destroyed the integrity of Government
    Took creatures like Campbell to the heart of government
    Took us into an illegal war
    Lied, lied and lied again
    Took Britain into an ever closer union with the EU
    Opened the floodgates to uncontrolled immigration that ‘swamped’ Britain
    Rubbed the ‘rights noses in it’ and destroyed the cultural cohesion of Britain
    Used immigration to improve Labour’s electability
    Gerrymandered constituency boundaries to Labour’s advantage
    Wrecked Britain’s industrial economy
    Began the process of dismantling the United Kingdom
    Emasculated our armed forces
    Destroyed our pensions – the envy of Europe
    Wrecked the benefits systems and with it the imperative for people to find work
    Politicised the police

    He then handed over to Brown….and it went downhill from there.

    And some of the fuckers, tweeting above, are nostalgic for the return of this creep?

  57. 57
    @BBCleftyjourno says:

    He’s not on about anything. He’s quite deliberately trying to break up the comments to make the comments section difficult/unpleasurable to read.

  58. 58
    Dr H Lecter says:

    You still wake up sometimes, don’t you Tony? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the children.

  59. 59
    Norman Normal says:

    Blair didn’t say why EU is best, did he?
    I have been waiting since the 90s for someone to tell me WHY the EU is great for us and WHY it’s important to be in Europe but no one ever does. It’s done nothing but push up my cost of living thanks to labour giving away so much, EU red tape and the Euro.

  60. 60
    Norman Normal says:

    Most likely the delay is caused by those who colluded awaiting retirement. Till all pensions are safe the truth can wait.

  61. 61
    Miranda says:

    Are you insinuating that Chilcott is not part of the establishment or at least does not wish to see it protected at any cost and that he is a decent an honest man? That he is willing to tell the sheeple the truth about Bliar, Iraq and heaven knows what else? Surely you are kidding yourself? If all the above IS true which I doubt, then where did they dig him up from?

  62. 62
    Labour say yes to immigration in all various languages says:

    Myesteriously is sovled!

  63. 63
    Miranda says:

    …but they are difficult and unpleasurable to read without his help. Geedo really should go over to disqus, this is just shambles.

  64. 64
    tlillis4 says:

    Nothing like doing a little political research in the morning to keep the skills-set working. Here is what I suspect happened:

    Mr. Hennessy was indeed attempting to reach out to Ruth Turner but, alas, Ruth Turner doesn’t follow him so he wouldn’t be able to DM her. In typical “I’m-too-important/busy-to-figure-this-out” fashion he send the tweet anyway and it showed up on his public Twitter feed.

    But (said the man taught by the old-school journalists) this isn’t conclusive. To the best I can determine neither Ruth Porter nor Ruth Barnett follows him either so it is possibly them. But Guido’s take makes much more sense.

  65. 65

    Along with is expenses…oh no he shredded those didn’t he?

  66. 66
    broderick crawford says:

    What was Blair s reply ?

    I think I remember . A cheesy know all smile and some condescending pious half baked non explanatiry retort such as
    “Well …heh , heh , heh , … I suppose that s what can be called a full on frontsl attack … heh heh ”

    And all his accolytes applaud and we go on to the next item of business … and Blair is off to One Hyde Park Place .

  67. 67
    broderick crawford says:

    JAME S’OTRYIN’ SAYS

    Yes vote ukip .

  68. 68
    broderick crawford says:

    FOUR CANDLES SAYS

    Sorry we at the Labour spin shop can only supply lies in oacks of 12’s . We can’t break up a pack just to supply two !

  69. 69
    A doc says:

    Couldn’t agree more. Can anyone locate an English (non-foreign) language teacher who knows what an adverbial clause is and what it is for?

  70. 70
    A doc says:

    Maybe Rupe could consider serialising it in one of his comics? Especially after what cvnt Bliar did to/for his wifey.

  71. 71
    broderick crawford says:

    HENNESSEY FOUR STAR COGNAC SAYS

    well , at my socialist Eighties free love do what you like learn what you wish comprehensive we were only taught to spell the word ” mystery ” proper like coz then the teachers cut the lesson short to go off and smoke a reefer .

    So something that refers to mystery must be spelt ” mysterious ” — innit ?

  72. 72
    thostids says:

    Just tell us how much he was paid. He can’t shred that and if he is frightened that we will be fucking cross, then he can tell us what the expenses were.
    Of course, we shouldn’t forget that Miss Booth was very keen on freebies. Did she have a separate expenses claim? Are her records still extant and if not how much was she actually paid?
    I think we should be told!

  73. 73
    thostids says:

    But Cameron has not denied it. Nor yet stated he will publish it. I think UKIP should state that if elected in the right number we will publish the truth about Blair, Mandelson, Brown and Balls. In fact why not have a getting to know the politicians in all the details they don’t want to come out.


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