May 27th, 2014

Barely Regal: Kate’s Bild.de Bummers

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Germany’s super-soaraway red-top tabloid Bild has run a picture of Kate’s arse. The British press are happy to show common bums, just not Royal bums, even if they have been publicly displayed. The Germans are even mocking Royal Brit bums in English:

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Take a look here.


40 Comments

  1. 1
    Another Welsh Windbag says:

    Arse!!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. 2
    Norm Normal says:

    Could be worse, don’t they have someone who is described as “an unfuckable lard-arse”!?

    Liked by 1 person

    • 11
      Nigel Farrago says:

      I believe that is the literal translation of “Angela Merkel” from the German. The roots of my Euroscepticism date from the 1980s and Nena appearing on TV singing “99 Red Balloons” and baring her unshaven armpits to the TV cameras. Disgusting bitch.

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  3. 3
    Pippa M says:

    She’s got an ugly arse anyway. I can think of lots of girls with prettier ones.

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    • 7
      Angela M says:

      Ja, here in the Reich we have many pretty girls with firm bottoms. When we remember to shave, we have the prettiest girls in all Europa!

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    • 14
      Phil McCracken says:

      I used to think yours was the finest in the land, but it looks like you’ve been trumped.

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    • 23
      broderick crawford says:

      Wot like her sister you mean ??

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  4. 4
    BrindleFlyer says:

    Kate Middleton can’t afford knickers.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. 5
    Silent Bob says:
  6. 6

    Old hat. There was more of the lard arse getting into her swim wear!

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  7. 8
    Groper says:

    Treason! How dare anyone common subject suggest the Royal Arse is not the best – and blimey, did you see Kim’s (or was it Chloe’s?) – you could land the bloody helicopter on it!

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  8. 10
    Tony B.liar & chums want to make loadsa in Europe says:

    Zzzzzzzzz! Is the a covert attack on British u-kippers? Zzzzzzzzzzzz

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  9. 13
    Dee says:

    Good grief. And men rule the world? No wonder it’s in such a mess. They can’t spend more than 10 minutes trying to find something to wank about.
    Local A&E’s know all about frustrated men trying to shag anything that stands still. They ought to be charged for such treatment to teach them to keep their bits in their pants.
    Pity women are generally on the receiving end of their perviness though. Men must take longer evolve. Poor Kate. Poor womankind.

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    • 18
      JH326y34523435432 says:

      Women go to preposterous lengths to attract the male gaze when in suits them love. If you’re gonna wear a floaty dress on a windy day, some modest knickers might be an idea.

      Anyway, back in 10 minutes.

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    • 20
      ned ludd says:

      Feck off, Dee, do. U know if it was his arse theyd show that too. You saddo.

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      • 33
        HRH The Duke of Cambridge says:

        He’s just jealous, because it’s the royal penis that she’s sucking every night, and not his. It’s amazing what a military uniform, chauffeured limousines and helicopters at your disposal, and the occasional teas with Granny, can achieve

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    • 21
      dz says:

      That’s right it is a sin to feel sexual attraction.

      Seriously pic is too intrusive for publication.

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  10. 15
    Smack my Nigella up says:

    I’d toss her salad

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  11. 16
    actonbooks says:

    Hard to believe it, but even Murdoch’s New York Post pixellated the royal ausfahrt this morning.

    And as it’s the centenary of WW1, a song for the Royalists:-

    “Those dirty Germans crossed a line, parlez-vous”

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  12. 19
    A Patriot says:

    A very fine arse, a British arse, an arse we can all be proud of,we produce the best arses in the world bar none.

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  13. 22
    Anonymong says:

    ’tis a nice arse. Shame to pixelate.

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    • 26
      Anonymous says:

      Google Bild and you can see it unpixelated. There’s better pix of her legs and ass out there. Her legs are cracking, but there’s something kinda plane about her face.

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  14. 24
    James O'Bottom says:

    Wish it was Pippas!

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  15. 25
    surlyscot says:

    Diana mark 2, I’m afraid, nutty as a fruitcake, with less style.

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  16. 28
    Not in my name says:

    Ah yes, classic wind shear assisted short duration surface misalignment caused by low density material bearing insufficient mass loading, overall effect compounded by unwise method for eliminating possible VPL risk.

    See Chapter 2 section XXI of the Royal Household Dress Code: weighted hems & big knickers, female household members, use thereof.

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    • 32
      Llareggub says:

      Have you considered a career in the civil service? Or better still, the EU’s Department for Circumlocution? I seea bright future for you in drafting directives for the proper regulation of floaty skirts.

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  17. 29
    Nigel Obi-Wan-kan-Evans says:

    These aren’t the bums I’m looking for

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  18. 34
    Prince Charles says:

    I would

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