May 27th, 2014

Continuity Clegg: Winning Here Graph

The Clegg fans over LibDemVoice have launched a delayed rebuttal operation, releasing a poll showing 54% of 992 members want him to stay and 39% want him to stand down. Always one for statistical excellence, Guido brings you the findings in a format LibDem HQ would be proud of:

Nothing to worry about…

UPDATE: Vince has broken cover slam Oakeshott for commissioning the ICM poll. He calls it inexcusable.


425 Comments

  1. 1
    Lard Ronnard says:

    The LibDems still have 992 members! Who knew?

    Liked by 1 person

    • 8
      Cleggy is Toast says:

      The Dead Party Sketch – 9 mins, 20 secs in:

      Liked by 1 person

    • 34
      Norma Stitz says:

      What happenerd to the Royal bum?

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      • 124
        concrete pump says:

        It’s being poked by the Royal penis.

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        • 149
          my what,s on athe tele says:

          450quid.

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        • 326
          kulfi says:

          a MEP is a Middle Eastern Princess.
          what is a MILF.

          oh is that the time. must have kulfi.
          scooter libby is north of washinton bridge in masscheutis “chew the curd”

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      • 304
        it is all Nuts says:

        head hurts, must be soft. generous to the nth degree. ruth all boobs tittieme.
        heart cruel, is the place of the devil. cruel is kind of kind of (the loopy bin)useless Hunt. girl innit.

        head nut. hard nut. toenut, a right pair they are.
        nutnut nutnut who nut here. who nut her is nut a nut i am nut hence swing by my nut duckie. how many nuts are there in the universe. HELP.

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    • 35
      suissebob says:

      BBC cheer leading that fackwitted snot nosed creep. Bold and radical manifesto my arse.

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    • 71
      look back. says:

      pain the town lime.
      follow nic roeg.
      not. sn,t.
      do a mash do a potato. dn,t ask nic. call hm and tell him.

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    • 92
      puppy gives good value says:

      it cost clooney 90k to rebrand himself. new clue is a “fiance”.

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    • 127
      broderick crawford says:

      “Vince has broken cover ” ??

      You make him sound like a seasoned SAS commando who has been living in a Helmand bunker existing on snails and worms and drinking his own urine for the past six months and has now got orders to break cover and destroy the Taliban singke handed .

      Vince couldn ‘ t break cover .
      He couldn ‘ t break anything ….except possibly wind .

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      • 135
        White rabbit says:

        He could break his hip

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        • 327
          cd play coldplay's cold play. it's payday yayyyyyyyy. says:

          it took 50 years to be hip.
          guess we will all be hop(ing) to the moon by 2064 like supermen with oir chest wide. what a wank.

          english light orchestra. Brigadie . die is denza.
          cd play cold play.

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          • recycle bad smell says:

            I am dead. As a senior I am senior.
            senior should look after senior and dead should look after d master of the dead. citizen kane says: paint the walls red and the town bright yellow. the civil citizen zenzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz is dead. the spirit of the dead is persistent “no no no i insist”…now if they were to put their shit up their cyst urn at termtime .

            use latin to break nic clegg’s leg. failing that break your own: says dancer latino. sell the toilet seat. it is all latrine. retain the i of tger. it is shrill it pierces piers morgan’s getwellington boots.

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      • 190
        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        Vince is like so many of the elder group of ‘old and dead from the neck up political classes’ – who are still living in THEIR COGNITIVE DISSONANCE BUBBLE.

        All you old boys want taking out and shooting – for your blind ignorance of the public will – but moreoevr for all of your individual spinelessnes to hold the executive to account – in an age which has twatted the lot of you and the msm monkeys – the age of the net – where the people have bagged the fucking lot of them – for duplicitously attempting to continue ‘living that big fucking lie’ – believing that the people / the public – would never find you all out.

        A particularly sick little legal fuck who works over at the Dept of Biz under vince and others is Ian Hatcher.

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      • 216
        Death by Bongo says:

        Yeah… like Vince didn’t know that his noble lord chum was plotting against Calamity Clegg.

        Pull the other one Vince!!

        Clegg chose to pal up to Cameron. Now, he’s going to be bent over by the electorate and made to ‘take it, dry.’

        2015. The LibDems… Who dey?

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    • 131
      please. says:

      unpleasant and nasty

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      • 153
        aspa, guess how much? says:

        so blair likes to ne asphys.
        call a kick a kick.
        lickclearly.
        i am syphillis.

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    • 230
      i am nervous about nervousness says:

      y talk about my ahemovember.

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    • 257
      an says:

      squaroot.
      now put me inside t.
      when is the Van coming?
      ritz the baker iknows greg hands. left hand or right. no matter total is 4.

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    • 268
      i am down under the bush says:

      i wear ugg.
      i wank with GO. head fuck foot fuck hand fuck. i have a bonas but i have a bone. i am a,erican made in I. auzies do .

      ug or ug. man jugs or meera boobs.
      the girl from the krishna centre is wanking as we speak. or was that so to speak.
      vv

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      • 279
        my cancer says:

        now i am in kansas or am I ken dodd,s ass. good ass bad ass.
        good cells bad cells.

        plug your holes says, go electric. lear drums play the mood music.
        clear or Klear.
        Ken’s ass or Can DO. where is nagasaki’s mummy. was she mummified? when will Japs below bellow? fart please.

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        • 291
          yes,mactually says:

          who would have known…..fords of london have been around longer than the aspinalls. pedigree is the sauce. knock me ver with a bushy duster…in bushy park…it is the end of the Hampshire, in the shires are there amos on fire, leon tols. swinhSWIM bye.

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          • hire orelease 2hir says:

            hire or lease. or bye.
            all have a cost. magnify T line or dot or curve 2d 3d oarallel universe.

            when the head hurts, hurt more.

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          • The only Country in Europe not to have a Parliament is England says:

            did they do this survey at Cowdenbeths highest gate of the season

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    • 347
      Whitey says:

      Let’s be honest England itself is a non-country, so why single out poor old cleggy

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    • 424
      Anonymous says:

      Lard Ronnard.

      I note that underneath your post is a star and it says – Liked by 1Person.

      Is that a reference to you or Nick Clegg. I am confused.

      We all know that that veritable old stoat Vince Incapable is pushing for the Lib Dem
      leadership.

      This reminds me of the orchestra on the Titanic where Vince says give me that violin and you get in the Lifeboat.

      He had ” Absolutely no knowledge………….etc etc.

      I would write a strong letter to him for his treachery but by the time I write it and place it in an envelope the price of a stamp could be around a tenner down our way.

      Disappointed ( but not appointed in the first place) so not disappointed at all.

      Tim whatshisname? is my bet at Laddies (15/8) for leader. He looks permanantly perplexed and that is going to be prerequiste for all party leaders in the coming year.

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  2. 2
    Ed i don't have any Balls says:

    Someone has Hijacked this pole

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  3. 3
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Seems the death of a party is now getting closer, the Clagg is dead long live the Clagg.

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    • 55
      Morgan's Organ says:

      Vince wouldn’t even take the job if it came with a gold chalice cotaining hemlock

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      • 236
        Do not fool yourself says:

        One of the greedy, grasping, selfish, narcissist, arrogant bastards will take the job; just to “write” themselves into history as the big success story; look how many of Hitler’s entourage were sniffing around.

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        • 315
          WoRaft Chihuahua says:

          Huhne is still dreaming of returning in triumph. Given the LD ability to select absolute showers, this should not be ruled out.

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  4. 4
    MD says:

    That’s a graph format straight out of the global warmist’s handbook.

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    • 32
      Derp says:

      Got there just before me – this is just ridiculous. My pupils would get a detention if they drew a bar chart like this.

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      • 48
        Observer says:

        It’s Guido’s little joke at the expense of Lib Dem election literature.

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        • 69
          MD says:

          But for global warmists it’s deadly serious because 97% of climate scientists agree that’s it’s the end of the world.

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          • Feathering your own nest says:

            How do you become a climate scientist?

            Is the answer just to work for years in climate research, creating reports that justify more government funding for climate research?

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  5. 5
    The EU says:

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    • 73
      Plane spotter says:

      That Stuka is a Focke for sure.

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      • 105
        Tachybaptus says:

        Is that supposed to be a feeble pun, or do you really not recognise this very distinctive machine?

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      • 133
        broderick crawford says:

        Is it a friendly Focke i e a Fokke Friendship ?

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        • 163
          all the uglies united says:

          beauty is vicious. glad to see that you are a min.a

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        • 169
          Trigger says:

          That would be an F=27%..

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        • 187
          Sir William Wayde says:

          I’m sure you would all like to know that my late mother was once strafed by a Focke-Wulf 190, while cycling (in uniform, so a legitimate target) along a road near Burford. Fortunately, she saw it coming and was able to dive into a ditch, just in time.

          Different times, different ways.

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          • Biggles says:

            Obvious question- if she was diving into a ditch with bullets flying how did she have time to recognise aircraft type?

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      • 223
        5 year old says:

        We went on a nature walk at school and saw some fuckers.

        The teacher said they were F’ers, but we knew what she meant

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  6. 6

    Don’t know which breaks more conventions:

    * Clegg’s policies or
    * Guido’s graphs.

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    • 13
      Anonymous says:

      plus one

      (no UKIP smear though)

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    • 52
      Nick says:

      It is meant to be a joke, as the text makes clear.

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      • 93

        They profess to appreciating a high standard of wit, as the results to the last caption contest made so abundantly clear.

        Please tell me that what you are saying is not really meant or otherwise I shall have cause to doubt that claim.

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      • 109
        Tachybaptus says:

        It is a bit like making a joke about nose picking by picking your nose.

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        • 260

          I have to beg your advice on this, Tachy. I want to make an adjective from rhinotillexis and confess that the ending eludes me. Even my OED cannot offer any guidance. My guess is rhinotillexically. A terrible mouthful. Not dissimilar in that respect to mucophagy.

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          • Anonymous says:

            It would be adjective rhinotillectic, adverb rhinotillectically. Both are coinages, though correctly formed. Don’t think anyone has needed them till now.

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          • Thank you Anonymong. Much appreciated and can readily accept your premise which enables me to formulate what I had wanted to:

            Tachy is, rhinotillectically, spot on!

            BTW are you familiar with Tachy? :-)

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          • Tachybaptus says:

            It was me anyway. But if I use this moniker, with its avatar, I have to fill in my moniker and the email address associated with it every time and I keep forgetting.

            Using an avatar is a bit pretentious, but (when I remember to do things properly) it does show that it’s me and not a sockpuppet.

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    • 161
      Mornington Crescent says:

      …or Kate’s arse…

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      • 269

        There comes a point, or rather a contiguity, where all the known laws of the universe can go and do the other thing.

        Here you are skirting, or non-so, dangerously close to that area of metaphysical position.

        Or to put it into non-technical terms, Phoaaaaar!

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      • 325
        Nobalot de la France says:

        My long chain molecules could bedeck her countenance in such a beautiful way…

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  7. 7
    HiMe your local Multi Cultural Diversity Book Maker says:

    33/1 On that EUSSR Cloggy will be gone before the end of this week !!

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  8. 9
    Lucifur Ratman says:

    Clash…..Should I stay or should I go now

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  9. 10
    Tim Farron says:

    Now then now then what’s all the fuss about?

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  10. 12
    The Silent Majority says:

    Who are the Lib-Dems? Vote UKIP!

    Liked by 1 person

    • 130
      Anonymous says:

      Will Tony Blair kindly allow his 12 houses to be rented to Roma? The houses are empty most of the time and should be put to good use. I’m sure they will after them for him.

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      • 136
        u good. lease the rest says:

        cars4u

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      • 148
        That Cherie, wowww, what a second rate bird says:

        Honestly, would ANYBODY want to live in a murdering psycho’s house?

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      • 185
        RichUpNorth says:

        The Blairs should be FORCED to rent out their unoccupied properties.

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        • 244
          nice little semi says:

          House prices are rocketing is thanks to grasping bastards
          like Blair,other politicians and wealthy foreign investors owning
          multiple properties and leaving them empty.
          Building houses on green belt land won’t solve the housing crisis.

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  11. 14
    non taxable pikey says:

    This from the Telegraph blog in response to Hodge’s BS by someone called Odyssey:
    “Let me give you a true and current example of Islam in Britain today:
    My partner works in a quality watch shop in Oxford Street. The guard, who is not an employee but is supplied by a security agency, is an African Moslim. He regularly chastises the female workers for wearing short skirts which they arrive or leave in, changing on site into work suits. He increasingly intervenes in sales conversations with customers and recently, when chastised for so doing, became angry and complained of racism. Most recently, he has taken to bringing a CD player to work and playing Islamic prayer music while the staff set up the shop. He retreats to the male changing room to pray three or four times a day leaving the shop unguarded
    Does anyone do anything about it? Of course not.”

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    • 56
      Nick says:

      Perhaps the shop should change its security agency.

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      • 408
        Tom Catesby says:

        Clearly this agency employee is unsuitable(rude insulting, inappropriate conduct, absent from his duties etc) and could be dismissed right away.

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    • 64
      Anonymong says:

      Just sounds like poor management. If what you’ve described is accurate, there’s plenty of grounds for legitimate complaint and disciplinary action.

      Failing that, as already suggested, simply change agencies. They’ll soon get the message.

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      • 254
        Bert says:

        Better still, advertise the wares in Mooozlum publications and on Mooozlum telly channels, peace be upon them.

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        • 331
          Butt Ocky says:

          Is he a Boko Haramite?

          Why not make him work outside the shop to prevent any would be robbers entering in the first place. Then maybe plod could pick him up for loitering or something…

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      • 423
        James o Brian says:

        I am not an expert in employment law but my advice would be stuff the Koran up his dirty black arse and throw the c unt headfirst into a skip.

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    • 79
      inside out says:

      What is he doing working here?unless born here or part of EU,African Moslem shouldn’t be here.The shop management should call his employers and state their complaints,if shop was raided whilst said employee was at prayers they would be liable.

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      • 410
        Tom Catesby says:

        Interesting point and not one I had considered immediately. Perhaps a visit to the agency concerned by investigators from the border agency(all right, don’t laugh) the police, hmrc, dwp etc, could be arranged.

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    • 150
      Carlo Gambino says:

      One *rse doesn’t do his job properly.

      Big whup.

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    • 188
      RichUpNorth says:

      The shop should inform the security agency that the individual is not doing his job properly, and that they should supply another guard. If the agency refuses their contract should be terminated and the shop look elsewhere for security staff.

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  12. 15
    Anonymous says:

    Too many of them damn pinkies got jobs. Time to sort that out.

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  13. 17
    Don't even fkn go there says:

    Who honestly cares? Lib Dem’s just do not matter.

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    • 43
      Taxpayer says:

      How much of our tax money gets spent on the office of the deputy prime minister and all its associated flummery?

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  14. 19
    The British media are cunts says:

    New BBC UKIP attack (heard several times on Radio 5)

    As the turn out in the Euro election was only 35% you can’t say UKIP won.

    So presumably the BBC will apply this to strike action, Labour leaders being elected and any other election where the left win through a minority vote?

    I think we know the answer to that.

    Liked by 1 person

    • 60
      Harbottle says:

      I just listened to a piece on PM Radio 4 about voting irregularities in Tower Hamlets. Eddie Mair did actually give the returning officer a grilling, but absolutely no background on who/which party was doing the intimidating, breaking the rules etc. I assume it must have been gangs of white cockney dockers, wearing pearly king outfits.

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      • 90
        inside out says:

        Yer right thats likely.This council election should be declared null and void and the Government send in a team to forensically check the accounts and council officials.Nothing concentrates the mind more than council officials about to lose their gold plated jobs and pensions.

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    • 66
      Fishy says:

      Only several times? They’ve been at it since last night.

      Not only that, the BBC have taken control of the counter attack and rolled out the cavalry of everyone they could to tell the TV Taxpayers that Europe is good for us, most people want to stay in and that immigration is the best thing since sliced bread.

      The BBC’s left wing activists strike again.

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      • 332
        Butt Ocky says:

        Would do all of us a favour if the left wing activists actually did strike! Surely there must be something in the pay and conditions to gripe and strike about.

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      • 413
        Tom Catesby says:

        Heard a report this morning(28/05/14) John Humphreys reporting on lasts nights panic meeting (sorry, ‘informal dinner’) in Brussels, with the ‘heads of state’ of EUSSR countries, Camermong among them. Apparently it seems Van Rumpy thinks the solution to the threat of them all losing their jobs and sinecures and the break up of the EUSSR is, more of the same, brilliant.

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  15. 20
    Anonymong says:

    Yes Clegg’s a loser, but Oakshit is the most foul, wretched waste of skin ever to grace to planet.

    Anyone who can make me side with Clegg and Cable really is doing something amazingly unpleasant.

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    • 24
      Bill Quango MP says:

      I’m in the same boat. Never thought I’d feel sorry for Cleggy.

      As someone remarked to me earlier..

      “Ok, so the Lib dems are feeble wets. Liars and charlatans. ..if you didn’t already kow that then you hadn’t been paying attention..But its not as if they reneged on a promise to hold an EU referendum or invaded and bombed some countries for no reason.
      There are worse liar parties about and the very worst one will likely be in power next year.”

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    • 38

      This is the party of Cyril, Oaten and Handycock. However bad Oakshot is, he can only be first among equals.

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  16. 22
    Out & abouf with the Labour voting dogsite & their stinking brats In Edinburgh shitty says:

    Who cares! He is most likely to lose his seat at G.E.

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  17. 23
    Carney Easing says:

    Looks like it’s back to the phone box.

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  18. 24
    Vince Undervalued Cable says:

    Sell your antiques in a bric-a-brac sale!

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  19. 28
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Seems Camoron has gone to Belgium with the rest of the slaves to see their masters and apologise for not carring out the EUs orders, watch it Camoron you won’t get a bonus out of the £55million a day we pay.

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  20. 29
    Odds says:

    What are the current odds on Calamity being kicked out? I fancy a flutter.

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  21. 31
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Its funny when the tiny parties break up.

    People’s Front of Belvedere! Splitters!!

    Liked by 1 person

  22. 37
    It is I says:

    Leclerc.

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  23. 39
    Holden Caulfield says:

    Nick’s a goddamn phony.

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  24. 40

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    • 49
      The barman says:

      It was a double vodka.

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    • 88
      Socialism is theft says:

      The anti-EU MEPs can do some serious damage by voting against every appointment for EU Commissioner. Should be good fun if they can get their act together.

      Like

      • 116
        Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

        I would have thought the first ones in the queue would be the unseated MEPs collecting their P45s and £157,000 dole money, tax free of course.

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    • 113
      Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

      Isn’t it nice to be able to vote for the next EU Commission president, oh wait, the EU is not a democratic entity, so we can’t. nice of our politicians to saddle us with a communists in charge of our money, laws, is this why Camoron the slave master went to see his masters today, leaving us slaves working in the fields.

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    • 177
      A German Peasant says:

      Typical. The verdammte Junckers lording it over us again.

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    • 416
      Tom Catesby says:

      F^cking hell! I was just getting used to the awfulness of Rumpy and Barroso.

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  25. 41
    Nick Clegg says:

    Farage being busy at a desk in Brussels can only mean one thing. It’s the day to submit expenses.

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    • 91
      Socialism is theft says:

      Some people still cant grasp the difference between expenses and allowances.

      Like

      • 233
        I'm here, I'm a peer, get used to it says:

        Most lefties can’t tell the difference between being a r@pist and a r@cist, so they do both: belt and braces.

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  26. 42
    Nick Clegg says:

    Go back to your constituencies and prepare for retirement.

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  27. 44
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    HHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPP !!!

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  28. 45
    Max says:

    Vince cable blames lord oak shot for leadership plotting

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  29. 47
    Lord Oakshit says:

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  30. 50
    Corby says:

    As a UKIP supporter I very much hope Clegg and Caeron will stay.

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    • 65
      Saint Tony says:

      STFU you reactionary twerp.

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      • 259
        Bert says:

        Don’t forget “nasty”.

        A bit like causing the deaths of 100,000 innocents in some dusty country — that’s a bit nasty too, I’d venture. What sayest thou, Tone?

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  31. 54

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  32. 59
    The British media are cunts says:

    Take a listen to cocaine sniffer Richard Bacon and his loony lefty guests trashing anyone who opposes immigration.

    I wonder how he and the other lefty beeboids would feel if their jobs were at risk from immigrants? Of course that will never happen as the leftist media luvvies make sure no nasty foreigner can take their jobs.

    Go 23 minutes in but you might end up throwing your computer out the window.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b044j3x2

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    • 63
      Listener says:

      No thanks. I do not knowinglky sully my ears with the BBC these days

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    • 74
      JH326y34523435432 says:

      The thing is, in their coke-fueled minds they are doing great works and convincing many people to rush up to their sunlit moral mountaintop, where the air of reality is so delightfully thin!

      In fact, they are just the biggest gift to UKIP imaginable. People are sick and tired of being expected to listen to – or even worse, parrot – the lies.

      Bacon was shit on The Big Breakfast because he was so nervous. Now he is shit because he is so over-confident. Drugs, man.

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    • 85
      Whata guy, eh says:

      Do remember that Richard once had a job in McDonalds.

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      • 94
        inside out says:

        he should go back their,he is useless,I won’t listen to anyone else than Peter Alan the only sane voice on 5live.

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      • 418
        Ed Milligeek says:

        Did he offer lies with the bacon topped cheese burgers?

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    • 114
      Tron says:

      I lasted a couple of minutes then I knew the rest.

      I used to think P J O’Rourke was a Republican and funny. I was wrong both times.

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    • 198
      RichUpNorth says:

      Shouldn’t he be changing his name to something that is halhal / kosher acceptable these days?

      Like

    • 217
      Overthrow the anti-English scum says:

      To the likes of these pampered middle class lefty tossers, the native working classes have absolutely no right to look after their own interests.

      Like

  33. 61

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  34. 67
    John Bellingham says:

    The BBC have now taken to describing the political parties that were formerly called “Eurosceptic” as “Anti-EU” and “Anti-European”–that smacks a bit of the old South African National Party that called all anti-apartheid activists “Anti-South African” and Herr Dr. Josef Goebbels who referred to all non-National Socialist people as “Anti-German”. Where DO the BBC get their training?

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    • 82
      The British media are cunts says:

      The BBC get it from the urinals in the toilets at the Guardian offices.

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    • 87
      Aswas Tiswas says:

      “Where DO the BBC get their training?”

      COMMON PURPOSE.

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    • 222
      A Euorpe without Europeans says:

      The BBC loves Europe so much, they can’t wait to see it over run with Africans and Asians.

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    • 243
      tsunami says:

      It doesn’t matter what they do now… they have polarised the country enough to create a critical mass of opposition Every slight and slur just makes the revolt grow. Every compliment makes the revolt grow.

      The only way the establishment can beat UKIP now is to try and co-opt and compromise them. UKIP has to name and shame the BBC as part of the same establishment, and make ending the licence fee a manifesto commitment.

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      • 250
        yep says:

        Every attack will strengthen the resolve of the
        British public to vote UKIP in the GE.

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  35. 68

    Just a quick FYI:

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  36. 70
    Riggsy Brown says:

    From the you-couldn’t-make-it-up-if-you-tried department. Rolf Harris – pleading not guilty to kiddy fiddling – chose to open his defense by serenading the court with a rendition of`I ‘m Jake The Peg with an extra leg’. It’s got to be the most bizarre , ill-advised opening gambits M’learned Friends have ever sanctioned. If they did……..

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  37. 75
    The British media are cunts says:

    Just turned on BBC 1 local news to see Farage getting ‘interviewed’ by a dozy female beeboid.

    guess what she was asking? Yep UKIP are full of nasty people.

    Funny that no one today on the media has mentioned the scandal around Labour’s candidate in Thurrock.

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    • 100

      …dozy female beeboid…

      At least one oxymoron in there, surely? ;-)

      Like

    • 101
      The BBC says:

      Oh DO fuck off! She’s one of ours.

      She can do whatever she wants, and we’ll back her to the hilt. Because she’s not one of you.

      It’s about side – not principle – with us you see.

      Understand that, and we’re not that hard to work out.

      Like

  38. 77
    EU Arselicker says:

    Dump Clegg get Cable. Like a bad dream!

    Like

  39. 80
    A stupid Old Bag says:

    Cable’s a hunk!

    Like

  40. 83
    Roger Helmer says:

    A friend once heard Farage say: “One day Nick Clegg & I will be in the same political party.”

    Like

  41. 84
    Euro Trash says:

    Multi stupid culturism is here to stay. Thanks Labour & Fib Dumbs!

    Like

  42. 96
    James O'Bottom says:

    Let’s just boycott the BBC this awful organisation will disappear eventually!

    Like

  43. 98
    Complete the limpdick trainwreck in 2015 says:

    Nick Clegg must stay!!!!!!!

    Like

  44. 99
    Kate's arse says:

    Still there boys

    Like

  45. 112
    LOL says:

    Professor Peter Hennessy on Channel 4 news just tore to shreds Ed’s speech today.

    Like

  46. 120
    Nick Clegg says:

    Something just happened.

    Like

  47. 125
    Southern Softy says:

    I have been fuming all day about that Hunt Blair. I know Nige may not be perfect but he hasn’t launched an illegal war resulting in the deaths of hundreds of thousands, put a illerate idiot in charge of the nations finances and faciltated the desruction of our national identitity.

    Like

    • 138
      Northern Numpty says:

      Agreed.

      Like

    • 146
      Teflon Tone (mass-murdering liar and pitiful excuse for a human being) says:

      If I had any failings (which, obviously, I don’t) they would all be forgiven when you look at my remarkable achievements with education and the NHS.

      Like

    • 196
      ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

      Not yet, anyway.

      Like

    • 206
      RichUpNorth says:

      …. and have you seen his missus? FFS!

      Like

    • 225
      Traitorous cùnt says:

      Nor has he done a deal with IRA terrorists behind the backs of the people of the Uk to facilitate them avoiding justice for their crimes.

      Like

  48. 129
    Reader of horrible books about New Labour says:

    Clegg had been crying yesterday because he was ordered to stay and face the music in 2015.

    Do the 54% realise he was a one day wonder in 2010 debates (built up by the media) and since then the country has been getting to know him?

    Like

    • 168
      Onlooker says:

      It’s not his fault.

      His party has a crap message.

      The messenger is therefore irrelevant.

      But he also seems to be a lying little shit as well.

      Like

      • 251
        tsunami says:

        This is the truth.

        Labour became the SDP, and so did the Liberals.

        The Tories are heading the same way, UKIP will replace them.

        Like

  49. 132

    Like

    • 154
      Nicholas Sarkozy says:

      The EU’s principle problem is it doesn’t pay attention to the wishes of the people. It refuses to hear. It does not listen.

      This is unforgivable. If I become president of France again, I will ensure that the people are heard, and respected. Just like last time, when I ignored the referendum and signed the Lisbon Treaty regardless.

      Like

    • 155
      Observer says:

      Yes

      Gangster Sarkozy only spent €40 million on his unsuccessful 2012 presidential campaign

      When the legal limit was about €20 million

      He also received € millions from Kaddafi for his successful 2007 campaign

      He makes Don Toni Blair seem honest…

      Like

    • 197
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      There are serious and growing concerns about a cabal of ORANGE persons operating out of the Netherlands (for many decades) who have been acting in cahoots with the city of London’s Real Controllers, The Vatican and some oldstyle jesuits.

      The whole damned EU and its other tenticles (Esp in London – inc the Temple) are found out and they still think they can cover it up – Huh!

      The EU is already dead – its corpse has just been rotting – and the political numbskulls from across Europe – are going down with the ship.

      Like

  50. 145
    Sir Bentley Pauncefoot (deceased) says:

    Oh dear. Clegg has become the new Ian Duncan Donuts. One can hardly bear to watch.

    Well, all right, but just a little peep…

    Like

  51. 151
    Number 10 Knobcheese says:

    I will do something about postal voting fraud before the next election. But then again, maybe not…………………………….chillax.

    Like

  52. 156
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Pillock ! Everyone knows that’s twelvety words !

    Like

  53. 170

    Global Loony Left:

    NB: Good news coincident:

    h**p://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/supreme-court-strikes-florida-law-on-intellectually-disabled-death-row-inmates/2014/05/27/45cda4f4-e5ab-11e3-8f90-73e071f3d637_story.html

    Vote UKIP :-D

    Like

  54. 171
    Mornington Crescent says:

    “…in one ward there had been a 21 per cent discrepancy between the results in the first and second count.”

    http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/05/27/Tower-Hamlets-Count-An-Ominshambles-According-To-Cllr

    Like

    • 176
      Explaining why he's one of the biggest cunts in the UK, Michael Gove says:

      Multiculturalism is indisputably excellent and enriches our nation. We must reach out to all communities and celebrate the diversity.

      Like

      • 180
        FFS says:

        Fuck your Islamic academies. Are you mad Gove?

        Like

        • 200
          Bosun Higgs says:

          To be fair, the Muslims invented soap and distillation, so we can all get inebriated and have a nice refreshing shower in the morning.

          Like

          • Sue Denim says:

            Good idea. Find a way to make alcohol out of grain but then forbid themselves from drinking it due to their religion.

            I don’t think they are forbidden from using soap but they certainly give that impression.

            Like

          • Harper is not bizarre says:

            When did they also develop a hate for their own kind and the rest of mankind, for a race with who invented zero and beautiful designs and buildings, they seem to have let themselves down of the last hundred years

            Like

          • Bert says:

            It happens. The Romans ended up as Italians.

            Like

          • The Romans ended up as Italians

            The modern Greeks claim descendency from the ancient Greeks.

            Some Italians claim descendency from the Romans.

            Neither is true.

            No more than the Anglo-Saxons are descendents of the ancient Britons,

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    • 205
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      Tower Hamlets – There is ample content in the previous couple of P Eyes (rotting boroughs) about the scheming and scamming down there and of one particular bastard legal – Sullivan …. wanker – who been gorging himself of fees across the south for some years now.

      What goes around comes around.

      Like

    • 207
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      ughmm

      Tower Hamlets – APPARENTLY IT IS RUMOURED There is ample content in the previous couple of P Es (rotting boroughs) about the scheming and scamming down there and of one particular bastard leg.al – ******** …. wanker – who’s been gorging himself of fees across the south of the country as well as london for some years now.

      Like

  55. 175
    Lucifur Ratman says:

    Postally voting good for UK, if good for Bangladesh. Shari@ judging mother must die for infidel marriage also right for UK.

    You know it’s coming.

    Like

    • 183
      Explaining why he's one of the biggest cunts in the UK, Michael Gove says:

      I should think it already happens on a regular basis. And we should celebrate this. No sensible person can deny that multiculturalism is wonderful.

      Like

      • 246
        non taxable pikey says:

        The main joy of multiculturalism round my way is picking up the black plastic bags from the ditches that contain pieces of young girls who “shamed the family.”

        Like

  56. 178
    UKIP Hacking at the roots with the truth says:

    There is a world of difference between Ed Knobhead, Cameroil and Gloggy’s stage managed and pre planned visit to places where ordinary people go, and Farage having a pint in any pub and fielding questions from all and sundry (notice how he doesn’t do the obligatory shirt off and mug-o-tea pose).

    Like

  57. 181
    albacore says:

    It ain’t just Clegg, though, that’s treading on eggs
    With LibDems reduced to the mixed-up dregs
    Cameron only clings on to power
    By sucking up to all of that shower

    Like

  58. 184
    Minaret Hamlettings says:

    All is fine brothers. No frauding of postings, ally mars bar.

    Like

  59. 192

    UKIP take Thurrock, Miliband pays a visit and fails, a Labour councillor is prosecuted for benefit fraud, and then this happens…

    Vote UKIP :-D

    Like

  60. 193
  61. 195
    Axle Grease says:

    “Gheedough brings you the findings in a format LibDem HQ would be proud of:”

    Pot-belly calling the No-mettles Enriched.

    Like

  62. 201
    nell says:

    One can’t help feeling that the libdems are attempting to do for cleggie what hattieharpic and mandy attempted to do for gordon in the run up to the 2010 election.

    Politicians seems to lack the sense of reality that tells them when their little cons have finally been exposed and they are no longer trusted by the public.

    They never seems to know when it’s time to go and leave a fresh pair of hands to pick up the pieces.

    Like

    • 215
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Fresh pair of hands nell?, the favorite to replace Cleggy as leader if he gets ousted is… Vince Cable… Ha, Ha Ha!

      Like

  63. 210
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Night, night – Remember be not fearful of those who would try to make you fearful of some non-existant fear that may, might or could be out there – because they who profess such -’be fearful b/s’ – only say that they ‘think or believe it’ because like blair they are talking thorugh their Arses.

    Like

    • 221
      concrete pump says:

      Hmm, fear yeah…?

      Thanks.

      Like

      • 238
        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        The only fear that should be and it IS BEING REGISTERED – is that of the gathering of the numbskull political leaders from all around Europe – because – they have all been FOUND OUT.

        i’m loving this complete implosion as it happens right now in real time – and not of yesteryear when the msm monkeys used to control things…

        It just gets better every day.

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      • 281
        Sir Alan says:

        Meet the former Blowing Whistles. Master of his paranoia and wordsmith extraordinaire. He has abundant supplies of Fluoride 235, as jgm2 can testify to in his customarily delicate and clinically precise way.

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        • 290
          EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

          i would like to see him [jgm2] ‘testify’ in person under oath and the penalty of perjury in a ‘PROPER’ court of law in the UK – cos it ain’t gonna happen – Sir Alan – you duplicitous deluded establishment Hunt.

          Like

          • jgm2 says:

            I’d be more than happy to testify under oath that you claimed, on this very forum, that Fluoride (sic) was a ‘heavy metal’.

            Are you going to deny it?

            It won’t happen because I cannot conceive of a situation where such an issue would come before a court. But it does go to the heart of your credibility (none).

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          • Prick Watch says:

            EeeYep has a curiously grandiose sense of self-importance which betrays a NPD state, this evenly matched by his inability to express himself in clear terms, where he has come to his rudimentary conclusions which frequently break every logical fallacy in the book.

            He uses ‘ad hominem’ against others whilst being over-sensitive where it is used back against him. We all know the type.

            That he voted UKIP is about the best one can say of him in truthfulness. Sigmund Freud would have had a field day here.

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        • 306
          EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

          And by the way – Sugar makes you fat and as for you you glucose overdosing troll – very fat in the brain area.

          Like

  64. 218
    Fucking filth says:

    Look at the poor old lady in the news. She voted UKIP on account of the immigration, we are a small country….bravely she stated her case, but you could see she felt intimidated when saying it to the BBC scumbag.

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    • 226
      Gordon Brown's spin doctor says:

      She sounds like a big hearted woman

      Like

      • 228
        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        McBride – is having his arse covered up by the MET Pigstabulary – to protect the criminal Establishments arses.

        Like

  65. 231
    Anonymous says:

    Given how close Wince and Cockshott are I don’t suppose he had any choice.

    Like

  66. 232
    Don Quixote says:

    I’ll give 50 quid to anyone who can produce just one FACT to prove climate change is man made

    Like

    • 235
      (Normally) Silent Bob says:

      But if the thousands of highly paid climate change scientists can’t produce hard facts then how can we?

      Like

      • 242
        EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

        All of those scientists – rely upon their funding from – guess where – the very governments selling on the EU (al gore et autres – Orange blood bergers) cc (UK via Ed the dead) acts ….

        Actors acting out their orders from above.

        The whole damn – bilge of jean monet – is cometh to its end.

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    • 373
      The earth spins round the sun at an angle says:

      It depends what the meaning of ‘change’ is.

      Like

  67. 234
    Our democracy is as transparent as a brick says:

    Annual Bilderberg meeting coming up soon in Copenhagen.

    I wonder if Mandlescum, Kenny the Clark or Osborne have. just by coincidence, booked trips to that fair city.

    Like

    • 245
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      See a ref to it in ‘shock horror probe’ !!! the sunday graph of 25th may – knock me down with a feather – of kenny boy supposedly retiring from the blood bergers. no on retire from the blood buggerers – ever; until of course they die.

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  68. 237
    Anonymous says:

    Wince was out of the Country getting his wisdom tooth fixed.

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  69. 247

    Vote UKIP :-D

    Like

    • 258
      non taxable pikey says:

      Lets all jump for joy and believe it was completely straight….

      Message to the moron masquerading as the Prime Minister. FIX THIS BLOODY POSTAL VOTE CHARADE, and not in a year’s time, not even in a month’s time. NOW you useless cnut! No PR Bullshite either, just get up off yoiur fat arse and FIX IT.

      Like

      • 261

        ‘Tower Hamlets has left Labour control and is without any party with an overall majority.’

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        • 288
          Null hypothesis says:

          Oh fuck! Everything you warned about Mark Carney is turning out to be true.

          He now warns of dangers of growing inequality.

          Like

        • 356
          jgm2 says:

          First George Galloway and now Latfur Wotsisname.

          Labour really didn’t think through their vote importation strategy. The balkanisation of Britain continues apace.

          Like

          • JH2382198409283 says:

            Yeah, they’ve replaced a mainly Labour voting whíte working class with a non-Labour voting, non-working, young-vulnerable-whíte-girl-grooming seething mass with a very, very short blue touch paper.

            Genius. Hats off to these visionaries.

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          • jgm2 says:

            The religion of peace is still not a majority in many of these places yet they totally dominate the vote. Why is that? Because the indigenous people have lost all faith in the voting system. They figure what is the point of voting when my vote will be cancelled out by some person who doesn’t exist at all.

            The RoP can take over entire swathes of the UK with less than 25% of the population merely by getting a 140% turnout amongst its ‘support’ and the indigenous people giving up hope because of the blatant corruption.

            And that is what is happening.

            Nice one Labour.

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    • 262
      Fuck me! says:

      Electoral Commission investigation being launched due to council going to NOC… surprise surprise!

      Like

      • 276
        non taxable pikey says:

        Needs Inspector Knacker to get involved. I personally think the Electoral Commission under it’s present “leadership” is not fit for purpose.

        Like

        • 285
          in the real world says:

          Your’re right.
          Voters deserve better than this bloody shambles.

          Like

          • Anonymous says:

            Not surprising we started making the slide to a banana republic during the Labour years is it? Everything was devalued or debased. They really are dangerous fuckers, the left.

            Like

    • 264
      Anonymous says:

      Tories 0%
      Labour 0%
      Lib Dems -3%
      UKIP 0%
      Lutfur Rahman 110%

      Like

  70. 265
    The Revd. Phoney B£iar, Sanctimonious Shit and £iar, emoting and wiv stupid grin says:

    Hi!

    I’M VERY Very VERY WELLFY !!! – all thanks to NuLieBore!!!

    UKIP are not nice like wot I was and NuLieBore. Remember my tent and the River of Fire???!!!

    Cool Britania and my Air Git-ar ??

    Remember voting for me???? – ASTRAIGHTKINDAGUY????

    Great Days!!!

    Must fly!! Bye!!

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  71. 270
    Shaun Woodward MP says:

    Who the fk is Kim Kardashian and why is the DM obsessed?

    Like

    • 274
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      He’s Owned

      And btw the footy rigged match at ‘Craven??? Cottage???’ is also a spoiler / distract story.

      Like

    • 275
      The British media are cunts says:

      The cuunts at the Mail only know two headlines.

      KIM Kardigan shows off her massive arse”

      and

      “UKIP are racist thugs”

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  72. 271
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Every dirty EU homo bumbandit (silence the good normal and honest people) trick is unravelling as are the Climate change EU Act ‘directives’ tricks …

    i’m fucking lovin it.

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  73. 273
    The British media are cunts says:

    Cam-moron couldn’t fix his own breakfast never mind the voting system.

    He actually makes Gordon Brown look competent.

    Like

    • 289
      fry-up says:

      But I bet he knows how to eat a bacon sarnie.

      Like

      • 299
        Blue Peter Goldfish says:

        Bacon sarnie…mmm going to make one NOW! (disgraceful subliminal advertising), and I don’t care if I do look like I’m chewing a wasp while I eat it.

        Like

    • 357
      jgm2 says:

      Be careful with the hyperbole.

      Nobody makes the Maximum Imbecile look competent. Not even Useless Ed Miliband.

      Like

    • 393
      Revenge of the Bacon Sarnie says:

      On BBC Breakfast Monday at 7.30am “Dave” was interviewed about UKIP’s success in European Elections in Witney Village Centre by overly keen BBC reporter with umbrella who kept him talking whilst it was p*ssing down with rain . Had he just exited the nearby Sainsbury’s Local with a pint of milk for his breakfast muesli ???? WE shall never know the answer but I can’t imagine Miliband doing similar. Ed is far too “posh” for THAT. He would have sent one of his security team to the more upmarket Waitrose rather than walk

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  74. 279
    Milibandwagon says:

    In today’s speech, Ed said it’s not racist to be concerned about immigration. How utterly and pathetically transparent an attempt to get in on UKIP’s ground. He really is getting desperate. He even claimed he changed Labour’s policy on immigration since becoming leader. Total bullshit.

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    • 287
      BBC News and Propaganda Unit says:

      We shall be underlining Ed’s deeply held long standing views
      about immigration at every opportunity between now and the
      General Election.

      Like

    • 323
      CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

      “Officially” Labour never had a publicly expressed policy to allow mass immigration. It was always under the table and if anyone challenged them on it, they and their media allies (BBC) would scream “racist” at them.

      What Labour say publicly on immigration and what they actually intend to do, are two very seperate things. And looking at the election results in London, they know that mass immigration works for them.

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      • 360
        jgm2 says:

        It certainly works for the religion of peace. they’re in the process of taking over Tower Hamlets.

        This is the teeny flaw in Labour’s third-world voter importation strategy. Sooner or later they (the third-worlders) will figure that they can just vote for a third-worlder and keep all the contracts and slush money in-house rather than being part of the Labour machine.

        That’s what’s happening in Tower Hamlets. Watch as this rolls out across the rich, diverse, multicultural constituencies that they (Labour) created purely for the purpose of voting Labour.

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      • 368
        I says:

        Much of Labour’s immigration policy was planned and implemented over a serioes of dinners at Downing Street where Tony Blair told Henry Hodge (Margaret was his wife) to jam the borders wide open. Henry was the crypto-communist solicitor who was appointed head of the so-called ‘ independent ‘ Immigration Appeals Tribunal overseeaing immigration cases. Magaret and Henry were the Cherie and Tony Blair’s neighbiours in Islington.

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        • 372
          An awkward bastard says:

          When I meet someone I do not give a fuck where they are from.

          The only thing that worries me is whether or not they have their hands in my pockets.

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  75. 283
    The British media are cunts says:

    The BBC seem more worked up over some shitty football match fixing than the vote rigging in our capital city.

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  76. 284
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    There is more than enough ‘evidence’ out there in “The Public Domain” – even in published material by the msm – to have Blair arrrested and indicted for war crimes, abuse of position et cetera … but guess what the establishment don’t want to look at or ‘see’ all of that – AND WHY IS THAT?

    Because they are hoisted by their own petard.

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    • 380
      Traitorous cùnt says:

      When’s the report out onto his actions over on the run IRA terrorists getting free passes…

      Like

  77. 292
    The British media are cunts says:

    I notice the media especially the BBC and Channel 4 have played this story down. Where is the feminist outrage?

    Funny that the BBC can edit out the word ‘girl’ or get worked up over some Twatter spat, but this story and the woman in the Sudan who is also to be put to death are just ignored.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2640632/Stoned-death-marrying-man-loved-Woman-attacked-sticks-bricks-20-members-OWN-family-broad-daylight-Pakistan.html

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  78. 297
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Rumour has it that Homo MP Conor Burns – has bust a blood vessel about his having been caught out being a right fucking berk.

    Like

    • 307
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      Plus its been said – His knowledge of Edmund Burke is also sadly very fucking lacking.

      Like

  79. 298
    Fabians and paid trolls are Evil says:

    By now surely Axelrod is beginning to wonder if he has in fact died and gone to hell?

    Like

    • 308
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      No … he died and came to hell – that is the Uk’s Parliament in the 21st Century.

      Like

    • 379
      Even I can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear resignation excuse says:

      Er more a case of “No, I can’t” than “Yes, we can !”

      Like

  80. 310
    Diane Fatbott says:

    WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCIIIIISSSSSTTTTTTTSSS !!!!!

    Like

    • 316
      Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

      I thought it was which way the wind blows, not which way the Sun blows, you must think your back on track with us crap, well your not, you are a disgrace to democracy and the people of this country, go find others to buy your rag.

      Like

      • 335
        albacore says:

        Cameron’s only a man made of smoke
        As a Prime Minister, nowt but a joke
        Him and all his Parliamentary pals
        Unfit even to clean out urinals
        So, whether The Sun’s blowing cold or hot
        It’s time we got shot of the rotten lot

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    • 349
      Governments cruumble and Prime Ministers Tremble as The Sun moves on its path says:

      Is “The Sun” thinking of switching its support to “UKIP”…..the weather vane of British politics has spoken….

      Like

      • 383
        Who buys papers these days anyhow? says:

        ‘Seeing RED’…..

        Like

        • 391
          The Loonies and Fruitcakes are in charge now says:

          I think the average Sun reader will have understood that and can now be relied upon to act appropriately.

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  81. 311
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    HHHHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPP !!!!!!!

    Like

    • 313
      Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

      HHHHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPP !!!!!!!!

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  82. 314
    EeeYep says:

    Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt

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  83. 317
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    UKIP is stirring up fear according to a nuthead on the BBC papers.

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  84. 320
    Clown Prosecution Service says:

    Did no one at the CPS think to check if Rolf Harris was actually present at the events he was supposed to have committed his offences?

    Bleeding amateurs and a drain on the public purse.

    Like

    • 322
      Nobalot de la France says:

      Public officials actually thinking?

      You must be joking!

      Like

      • 334
        Butt Ocky says:

        .. especially the ones whose parents wasted oodles of cash for them to read/study Law.

        Like

        • 353
          English batsmen have technical flaws says:

          If Harris had touched my daughter the way he is alleged to have touched this other guy’s daughter then you would not have caught the bugger sketching in Court the other day.

          Like

    • 369
      Loopy Lou LLB ( Hons ) says:

      Should not Mr Harris’s lawyers have provided an Alibi notice at one of these seemingly interminable pre trial reviews ?

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  85. 328
    Cameron Is A CUNT says:

    “George Osborne’s cat chauffeur-driven home after getting lost in London”

    this the best the torygraph can do – who paid for this – taxpayers?????? – such larks – get the nazitoryparty OUT

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  86. 345
    Nick Clegg says:

    Bastards,everyone of them.

    How many UKIP will think being elected = ok to be racist? Ukip Councillor suspended after 5 days:

    http://huff.to/1mmHBa0

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  87. 346
    What the Fluck says:

    Someone should re-do the Owen-Steel Spitting Image sketch with Clegg in Cameron’s pocket!

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  88. 348
    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    So a report gets into the Press saying Clegg will lose his seat at the next Election and all hell is let loose.

    I told you yonks ago the good people of Sheffield would finish him off and I am only a parrot!

    FFS its as plain as a pike staff !

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  89. 352
    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    If you are poor, capitalism is the way you get out of the situation, not socialism, it keeps you there.

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  90. 354
    albacore says:

    Nice of the French to control our borders
    It’s for sure our lot, following orders
    Would admit plagues, no ifs, buts or maybes
    Let alone trifling cases of scabies

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-27599827

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  91. 355
    Nigel Farage says:

    Evacuation at LibDem HQ. Nick Clegg you didn’t lean on anything or pull the red cord by accident did you? ;-)

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  92. 358
    The national debt not decreasing by the day despite Austerity says:

    Smell the coffee will you.

    Clegg is a public school educated well heeled toff with a Dutch mother(which is the only reason why he speaks Dutch).

    He married a Spanish woman after having tried it on with a good few women before her. She is the daughter of a Mayor from somewhere in Spain.

    The pair of them are worth a few bob.

    Just who you want to run things for you when you are going through a spot of austerity whilst living in a council house!

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  93. 359
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Child Benefit worth £30million sent to other EU countries each year – Taxpayers outraged

    http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/478646/Child-Benefit-worth-30million-sent-to-other-EU-countries-each-year-Taxpayers-outraged

    Hear ! Hear !

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    • 362
      Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

      If you vote anything other than UKIP you must be nuts or a traitor …

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    • 387
      Lost in the Daily Telegraph says:

      I thought the “low hanging fruit” in the Public Sector had been saved during the first wave of austerity in May 2012.

      Silly silly me.

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  94. 361
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      The Lone Ranger says:

      The Daily Mail’s comment is simple a re-hash of the views expressed on order-order several hours earlier. Is the paper trying to get back readers lost by its anti-UKIP stance?

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  95. 363
    David Axlegrease says:

    FFS !

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  96. 365
    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

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    • 367
      jgm2 says:

      Too late. You’re stuck with him for another five years.

      Farage has the last laugh in Fucking Scotland after the Labour and Little Scotlander thugs attacked him in the street.

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      • 376
        Chasing the Deer says:

        Not necessarily if Scotland votes for Independence on 18 September then in March 2016 when the Act of Union is physically repealed Scotland will cease to be member of EU and he will cease to be MEP

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        • 383
          jgm2 says:

          That is the ultimate fate of any successful UKIP MEP. To vote himself out of a job.

          In theory he’ll be delighted.

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  97. 366
    Nick Clegg says:

    You ain’t seen me. Right?

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  98. 375
    Ever hopeful says:

    It’s Wednesday and the media are still in shock over UKIP, so today we are all racist so a survey says, fkin LaLa land in full flow.

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  99. 377
    Isaac Asimov says:

    I want one of these self drive hopefully electric cars from Google.

    The bastards will not be able to touch me when I drive home from the Pub. Even better if it can detect speed limits at fifty paces!

    My kids want need expensive driving lessons and tuition.

    Taxis will be history.

    I am quite happy to pay full price for the contraption and will not be looking for any tax payer subsidies as I will save a fortune in petrol duties.

    I cannot see any Government allowing my wish to become reality.

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    • 378
      The British media are cunts says:

      I think you will find you won’t be able to use one if drunk. Plod will see to that.

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  100. 382
    Roger Helmer says:

    Cry, the beloved country: one of the saddest headlines a true Briton could ever read http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-27599401

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    • 386
      jgm2 says:

      Well, if you will insist in importing all these third-worlders purely for the purpose of voting Labour then you’ll have to expect them to bring their racial prejudices with them.

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    • 388
      Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

      Thank you Tony Blair. The bastard has a lot to answer for.

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    • 389
      Tedious says:

      Bet it was the whites vault……

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    • 390
      The BBC show their true colours says:

      And. Most of them attend Friday prayers. But the BBC won’t tell you this detail.

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    • 395
      Ever hopeful says:

      You suppress peoples fears with laws and peoples fears go into hiding, when they feel the hiding is too much and they get asked about it then you get what you have now, sadlv, bloody right it’s sad, as an Englishman I blame Liebour for the damage it’ s done to this country, it looks as if I’am not the only one, we are a Commonwealth country if you remember and also a seafaring country people came/come from all parts of the world, look into your history dickhead and racism has always been with us but was dying slowly until sh1t for brains like you brought it to the for, the fault lies with people like you trying to stir it up, which you have been trying to do on here for the last month.

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      what a mong says:

      on the upside in the report 24% of labour supporters described themselves as racist.

      would fatbott describe herself as a racist?

      analysing the data shows that everyones views are pretty static apart from old people have got more racist on a technical point. not that the msm have actually digested the report.

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      • 406
        jgm2 says:

        Also, from the BBC report…

        ‘More than 90% of those who admitted some level of racial prejudice wanted to see a reduction in the number of people entering the UK.

        But so did 73% of those who said they were not racially prejudiced.’

        As far as I’m concerned the ones who admitted being racially prejudiced are the ones who are being honest. According to pre EU election mainstream political doctrine anybody who suggested there be limits to immigration was ‘racists’. Now it seems that even 73% of the self-proclaimed ‘non-racists’ don’t want the country over-run by A.N.RANDOMFUCKER from Shit*is*tan.

        Fuck me.

        Who knew?

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          We know the BBC is completely bent says:

          When the BBC quislings interview anyone not rapidly pro immigration and are forced to allow interviewees (eg Frank Field this morning) to answer, at all, their whole tone is committed to denigration of all who dare to oppose mass immigration.

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  101. 385
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    Following the EU leaders meeting yesterday the communique said ‘…..reassign our priorities….’

    Which means ‘..ignore the fuckers who voted against The Project and with a bit of luck they’ll go away…’

    Still not getting it.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.
    Vote Tory, get Labour.

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    • 392
      Nick Clegg says:

      You speak a great deal of good sense! Well said

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    • 394
      Long John Silver' s parrot says:

      But what was on the menu for dinner ?

      Roast chicken and chips with three scoops of multi flavoured ice-cream to follow?

      Was there chilled tap water on the table?

      Please do tell us.

      We want to know these little details.

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      • 402
        Emperor Rumpy says:

        Not humble pie

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        • 422
          Flying over the Westminster Village says:

          In the case of President Hollande the priorities seem to be to shag first , tell people they are getting tax cuts second and then promise fifty billion in spending cuts.

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  102. 399
    Null hypothesis says:

    Afternoon all! (Whilst H*rry sleeps…)

    Zzzzzzzzzzz!

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  103. 404
    Ever hopeful says:

    Well I never , the Scots are being bribed to stay in the Union, a politician’s dream spending money just to keep still and what happens the following year when they ask for more Dane-geld and say the want to try another referendum, give them more money to shut up, screw the bribe can’t they have an honest referendum with both sides discussing the pro’s and con’s.

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    Round_or_Flat says:

    Still have a leaflet put thru door for the “An Independence from Europe Party”, with a large picture of MEP Laurence Stassen, the Dutch bombshell blonde, next to the slogan “UK independence now” (note lower case letters) – a blonde who somehow found her way to the UK to represent the above party, after having served in Holland as a member of the Dutch Party For Freedom (PVV).
    In the light of the poor performance of the Dutch Euroskeptics and the much predicted electoral success of UKIP surely there are some very pressing questions to be asked about the circumstances pertaining to the inclusion of another UK Euroskeptic party with seemingly the same aims as UKIP, listed on the back of the leaflet as:

    Reclaiming our Sovereignty
    Keeping our taxpayers money in the UK
    Capping Immigration
    Regaining our World Trade

    It is almost a verbatim copy of UKIP’s aims, but expressed in a suspiciously non-middle-road English way.
    Since this is a blog for conspiracy theorists, is there not more than plausible evidence that the EU electoral process has been infiltrated by a “Boney-M” element?

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  106. 415
    SNAKE OIL IS GOOD FOR YOU says:

    LIB DEM HQ
    “You can only commission a poll , that shows Nick in a favourable light “

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  107. 420
    Anonymous says:

    “Continuity Clegg:”
    More like Calamity Jonah. But seriously, isn’t it all about nurturing Nick, and nothing whatsoever to do with the people politics is supposed to be preserving? If only they could be re-educated to realise whose future has priority here.

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  109. 425
    Anonymous says:

    Do you set the axes like this just to take the piss?

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The lefties are attacking because the panellist is a millionaire and lives in a London home worth upwards of two million. Someone had best tell them he’s called Ed Miliband.


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