May 27th, 2014

Continuity Clegg: Winning Here Graph

The Clegg fans over LibDemVoice have launched a delayed rebuttal operation, releasing a poll showing 54% of 992 members want him to stay and 39% want him to stand down. Always one for statistical excellence, Guido brings you the findings in a format LibDem HQ would be proud of:

Nothing to worry about…

UPDATE: Vince has broken cover slam Oakeshott for commissioning the ICM poll. He calls it inexcusable.


  1. 1
    Lard Ronnard says:

    The LibDems still have 992 members! Who knew?

  2. 2
    Ed i don't have any Balls says:

    Someone has Hijacked this pole

  3. 3
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Seems the death of a party is now getting closer, the Clagg is dead long live the Clagg.

  4. 4
    MD says:

    That’s a graph format straight out of the global warmist’s handbook.

  5. 5
  6. 6

    Don’t know which breaks more conventions:

    * Clegg’s policies or
    * Guido’s graphs.

  7. 7
    HiMe your local Multi Cultural Diversity Book Maker says:

    33/1 On that EUSSR Cloggy will be gone before the end of this week !!

  8. 8
    Cleggy is Toast says:

    The Dead Party Sketch – 9 mins, 20 secs in:

  9. 9
    Lucifur Ratman says:

    Clash…..Should I stay or should I go now

  10. 10
    Tim Farron says:

    Now then now then what’s all the fuss about?

  11. 11
    Anonymous says:

    seems that most of the two bars is missing – starts at 55 – eh?

  12. 12
    The Silent Majority says:

    Who are the Lib-Dems? Vote UKIP!

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    plus one

    (no UKIP smear though)

  14. 14
    non taxable pikey says:

    This from the Telegraph blog in response to Hodge’s BS by someone called Odyssey:
    “Let me give you a true and current example of Islam in Britain today:
    My partner works in a quality watch shop in Oxford Street. The guard, who is not an employee but is supplied by a security agency, is an African Moslim. He regularly chastises the female workers for wearing short skirts which they arrive or leave in, changing on site into work suits. He increasingly intervenes in sales conversations with customers and recently, when chastised for so doing, became angry and complained of racism. Most recently, he has taken to bringing a CD player to work and playing Islamic prayer music while the staff set up the shop. He retreats to the male changing room to pray three or four times a day leaving the shop unguarded
    Does anyone do anything about it? Of course not.”

  15. 15
    Anonymous says:

    Too many of them damn pinkies got jobs. Time to sort that out.

  16. 16
    Abdul Krim's bum boi says:

    done. £3 on the nose

  17. 17
    Don't even fkn go there says:

    Who honestly cares? Lib Dem’s just do not matter.

  18. 18
    Yawn says:

    Still banging that old drum Sadiq?

    zzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzzz……….

  19. 19
    The British media are cunts says:

    New BBC UKIP attack (heard several times on Radio 5)

    As the turn out in the Euro election was only 35% you can’t say UKIP won.

    So presumably the BBC will apply this to strike action, Labour leaders being elected and any other election where the left win through a minority vote?

    I think we know the answer to that.

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    Anonymong says:

    Yes Clegg’s a loser, but Oakshit is the most foul, wretched waste of skin ever to grace to planet.

    Anyone who can make me side with Clegg and Cable really is doing something amazingly unpleasant.

  21. 21
    The British media are cunts says:

    Is that Ed’s bogey filled nose?

  22. 22
    Out & abouf with the Labour voting dogsite & their stinking brats In Edinburgh shitty says:

    Who cares! He is most likely to lose his seat at G.E.

  23. 23
    Carney Easing says:

    Looks like it’s back to the phone box.

  24. 24
    Bill Quango MP says:

    I’m in the same boat. Never thought I’d feel sorry for Cleggy.

    As someone remarked to me earlier..

    “Ok, so the Lib dems are feeble wets. Liars and charlatans. ..if you didn’t already kow that then you hadn’t been paying attention..But its not as if they reneged on a promise to hold an EU referendum or invaded and bombed some countries for no reason.
    There are worse liar parties about and the very worst one will likely be in power next year.”

  25. 25
    Vince Undervalued Cable says:

    Sell your antiques in a bric-a-brac sale!

  26. 26

    Thank you. Guido is not one single person but a Trinity (reminds me of something but I’m damned if I can remember what…)

  27. 27
    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    If he were a pervert, a ponce or a weekend nonce he would have some chance of survival in that party, judging by all the others before him, but as he seems to be a normal married man I fear his days are numbered.

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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Seems Camoron has gone to Belgium with the rest of the slaves to see their masters and apologise for not carring out the EUs orders, watch it Camoron you won’t get a bonus out of the £55million a day we pay.

  29. 29
    Odds says:

    What are the current odds on Calamity being kicked out? I fancy a flutter.

  30. 30

    Suggest you missed perverts from that list of two qualities.

  31. 31
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Its funny when the tiny parties break up.

    People’s Front of Belvedere! Splitters!!

  32. 32
    Derp says:

    Got there just before me – this is just ridiculous. My pupils would get a detention if they drew a bar chart like this.

  33. 33
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Back to Cat, Razor?

  34. 34
    Norma Stitz says:

    What happenerd to the Royal bum?

  35. 35
    suissebob says:

    BBC cheer leading that fackwitted snot nosed creep. Bold and radical manifesto my arse.

  36. 36

    As if he has not applied himself hard enough?

  37. 37
    It is I says:


  38. 38

    This is the party of Cyril, Oaten and Handycock. However bad Oakshot is, he can only be first among equals.

  39. 39
    Holden Caulfield says:

    Nick’s a goddamn phony.

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    Nick Clegg says:

    Farage being busy at a desk in Brussels can only mean one thing. It’s the day to submit expenses.

  42. 42
    Nick Clegg says:

    Go back to your constituencies and prepare for retirement.

  43. 43
    Taxpayer says:

    How much of our tax money gets spent on the office of the deputy prime minister and all its associated flummery?

  44. 44
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


  45. 45
    Max says:

    Vince cable blames lord oak shot for leadership plotting

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    I think their names were Moe, Larry and Curly.

  47. 47
    Lord Oakshit says:

  48. 48
    Observer says:

    It’s Guido’s little joke at the expense of Lib Dem election literature.

  49. 49
    The barman says:

    It was a double vodka.

  50. 50
    Corby says:

    As a UKIP supporter I very much hope Clegg and Caeron will stay.

  51. 51
    Right now I'm pissed off says:

    Oh fucking god, give it a rest you stupid empty-headed arse.

  52. 52
    Nick says:

    It is meant to be a joke, as the text makes clear.

  53. 53
    The Channel Tunnel says:

    Not a bad shop, but I still prefer Waitrose.

  54. 54

    Vote UKIP :-D

  55. 55
    Morgan's Organ says:

    Vince wouldn’t even take the job if it came with a gold chalice cotaining hemlock

  56. 56
    Nick says:

    Perhaps the shop should change its security agency.

  57. 57
    Here you are says:

    Odds of Clegg being ditched continue to fall; now 5/2 to go before general election. Farron 7/4 to take over.

  58. 58
    Diane says:

    He actually pots the white, the wacist shit.

  59. 59
    The British media are cunts says:

    Take a listen to cocaine sniffer Richard Bacon and his loony lefty guests trashing anyone who opposes immigration.

    I wonder how he and the other lefty beeboids would feel if their jobs were at risk from immigrants? Of course that will never happen as the leftist media luvvies make sure no nasty foreigner can take their jobs.

    Go 23 minutes in but you might end up throwing your computer out the window.

  60. 60
    Harbottle says:

    I just listened to a piece on PM Radio 4 about voting irregularities in Tower Hamlets. Eddie Mair did actually give the returning officer a grilling, but absolutely no background on who/which party was doing the intimidating, breaking the rules etc. I assume it must have been gangs of white cockney dockers, wearing pearly king outfits.

  61. 61

    Vote UKIP :-D

  62. 62
    Schrödinger's cat's pussy says:

    He takes refuge in the moniker, ‘Occam’s Razor’, when the heat from his host of ‘fans’ gets too much.

  63. 63
    Listener says:

    No thanks. I do not knowinglky sully my ears with the BBC these days

  64. 64
    Anonymong says:

    Just sounds like poor management. If what you’ve described is accurate, there’s plenty of grounds for legitimate complaint and disciplinary action.

    Failing that, as already suggested, simply change agencies. They’ll soon get the message.

  65. 65
    Saint Tony says:

    STFU you reactionary twerp.

  66. 66
    Fishy says:

    Only several times? They’ve been at it since last night.

    Not only that, the BBC have taken control of the counter attack and rolled out the cavalry of everyone they could to tell the TV Taxpayers that Europe is good for us, most people want to stay in and that immigration is the best thing since sliced bread.

    The BBC’s left wing activists strike again.

  67. 67
    John Bellingham says:

    The BBC have now taken to describing the political parties that were formerly called “Eurosceptic” as “Anti-EU” and “Anti-European”–that smacks a bit of the old South African National Party that called all anti-apartheid activists “Anti-South African” and Herr Dr. Josef Goebbels who referred to all non-National Socialist people as “Anti-German”. Where DO the BBC get their training?

  68. 68

    Just a quick FYI:

  69. 69
    MD says:

    But for global warmists it’s deadly serious because 97% of climate scientists agree that’s it’s the end of the world.

  70. 70
    Riggsy Brown says:

    From the you-couldn’t-make-it-up-if-you-tried department. Rolf Harris – pleading not guilty to kiddy fiddling – chose to open his defense by serenading the court with a rendition of`I ‘m Jake The Peg with an extra leg’. It’s got to be the most bizarre , ill-advised opening gambits M’learned Friends have ever sanctioned. If they did……..

  71. 71
    look back. says:

    pain the town lime.
    follow nic roeg.
    not. sn,t.
    do a mash do a potato. dn,t ask nic. call hm and tell him.

  72. 72

    Razor is reductive. Cat is (re)productive. :-)

    Believe it or not, being SC can sometimes seem constrictive…

    But I do commend ‘perversion’ to you (only for the list, of course!)

  73. 73
    Plane spotter says:

    That Stuka is a Focke for sure.

  74. 74
    JH326y34523435432 says:

    The thing is, in their coke-fueled minds they are doing great works and convincing many people to rush up to their sunlit moral mountaintop, where the air of reality is so delightfully thin!

    In fact, they are just the biggest gift to UKIP imaginable. People are sick and tired of being expected to listen to – or even worse, parrot – the lies.

    Bacon was shit on The Big Breakfast because he was so nervous. Now he is shit because he is so over-confident. Drugs, man.

  75. 75
    The British media are cunts says:

    Just turned on BBC 1 local news to see Farage getting ‘interviewed’ by a dozy female beeboid.

    guess what she was asking? Yep UKIP are full of nasty people.

    Funny that no one today on the media has mentioned the scandal around Labour’s candidate in Thurrock.

  76. 76

    Not another comeback?

  77. 77
    EU Arselicker says:

    Dump Clegg get Cable. Like a bad dream!

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    inside out says:

    What is he doing working here?unless born here or part of EU,African Moslem shouldn’t be here.The shop management should call his employers and state their complaints,if shop was raided whilst said employee was at prayers they would be liable.

  80. 80
    A stupid Old Bag says:

    Cable’s a hunk!

  81. 81
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    Why is there an Abbottapotamus setting? And I don’t mean safe.

  82. 82
    The British media are cunts says:

    The BBC get it from the urinals in the toilets at the Guardian offices.

  83. 83
    Roger Helmer says:

    A friend once heard Farage say: “One day Nick Clegg & I will be in the same political party.”

  84. 84
    Euro Trash says:

    Multi stupid culturism is here to stay. Thanks Labour & Fib Dumbs!

  85. 85
    Whata guy, eh says:

    Do remember that Richard once had a job in McDonalds.

  86. 86
    Turnip Taliban says:

    Have NATO got nothing better to do than wet their beds over Russian Totty?

    How about trying to win a war?

  87. 87
    Aswas Tiswas says:

    “Where DO the BBC get their training?”


  88. 88
    Socialism is theft says:

    The anti-EU MEPs can do some serious damage by voting against every appointment for EU Commissioner. Should be good fun if they can get their act together.

  89. 89
    Too good for anyone else says:

    I think that I’d like her with me on the back seat, let alone a front bench.

  90. 90
    inside out says:

    Yer right thats likely.This council election should be declared null and void and the Government send in a team to forensically check the accounts and council officials.Nothing concentrates the mind more than council officials about to lose their gold plated jobs and pensions.

  91. 91
    Socialism is theft says:

    Some people still cant grasp the difference between expenses and allowances.

  92. 92
    puppy gives good value says:

    it cost clooney 90k to rebrand himself. new clue is a “fiance”.

  93. 93

    They profess to appreciating a high standard of wit, as the results to the last caption contest made so abundantly clear.

    Please tell me that what you are saying is not really meant or otherwise I shall have cause to doubt that claim.

  94. 94
    inside out says:

    he should go back their,he is useless,I won’t listen to anyone else than Peter Alan the only sane voice on 5live.

  95. 95
    bergen says:

    Does he mean granting equality to the white residents of Tower Hamlets ?

  96. 96
    James O'Bottom says:

    Let’s just boycott the BBC this awful organisation will disappear eventually!

  97. 97
    inside out says:

    The tides is turning,have faith,hang in there.

  98. 98
    Complete the limpdick trainwreck in 2015 says:

    Nick Clegg must stay!!!!!!!

  99. 99
    Kate's arse says:

    Still there boys

  100. 100

    …dozy female beeboid…

    At least one oxymoron in there, surely? ;-)

  101. 101
    The BBC says:

    Oh DO fuck off! She’s one of ours.

    She can do whatever she wants, and we’ll back her to the hilt. Because she’s not one of you.

    It’s about side – not principle – with us you see.

    Understand that, and we’re not that hard to work out.

  102. 102
    ATE says:

    cells are rod too.

  103. 103
    DK says:

    Waste of time greybeard, you’ve already got the Asian vote….wait a minute , Lutfur are we voting Liebour?

  104. 104

    Been meaning to comment on the Russo-Chinese gas deal.

    Very significant in geopolitical terms. But have to get moving so another time.

  105. 105
    Tachybaptus says:

    Is that supposed to be a feeble pun, or do you really not recognise this very distinctive machine?

  106. 106
    DK says:

    They’re still recounting until the ‘right’ result surfaces!
    Tower Hamlets Third World!!

  107. 107
    non taxable pikey says:

    Well that’s just shortened the odds.

  108. 108
    My thumb says:

    what is John name.please show me your white house at the footoffice.
    if i am naked then u will stay with me for ever.

  109. 109
    Tachybaptus says:

    It is a bit like making a joke about nose picking by picking your nose.

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  111. 111
    Botus says:


  112. 112
    LOL says:

    Professor Peter Hennessy on Channel 4 news just tore to shreds Ed’s speech today.

  113. 113
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Isn’t it nice to be able to vote for the next EU Commission president, oh wait, the EU is not a democratic entity, so we can’t. nice of our politicians to saddle us with a communists in charge of our money, laws, is this why Camoron the slave master went to see his masters today, leaving us slaves working in the fields.

  114. 114
    Tron says:

    I lasted a couple of minutes then I knew the rest.

    I used to think P J O’Rourke was a Republican and funny. I was wrong both times.

  115. 115
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    I was flying at 15,000 feet when 3 Fokkers.

    Girls, a Fokker is a German aeroplane. Please continue Wing Commander.

    When 3 Fokkers in their Messerschmitts.

  116. 116
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    I would have thought the first ones in the queue would be the unseated MEPs collecting their P45s and £157,000 dole money, tax free of course.

  117. 117
    fight the fascists says:

    Hands up anyone who has ever voted for an EU Commissioner.

  118. 118

    i am underजडदयुूववसI at the poy street ncp. just go past the greek statue.
    i am a fallen hemline.

  119. 119
    EU Mong says:

    So what is the problem?

  120. 120
    Nick Clegg says:

    Something just happened.

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  122. 122
    Anonymous says:

    I’ll give you the “married” part, but “normal” ?

  123. 123
    Didgerie Don't says:

    His defence solicitor advised him against doing two little boys in fromt of the jury

  124. 124
    concrete pump says:

    It’s being poked by the Royal penis.

  125. 125
    Southern Softy says:

    I have been fuming all day about that Hunt Blair. I know Nige may not be perfect but he hasn’t launched an illegal war resulting in the deaths of hundreds of thousands, put a illerate idiot in charge of the nations finances and faciltated the desruction of our national identitity.

  126. 126
    Jim says:

    No change there.
    Why Vote?

  127. 127
    broderick crawford says:

    “Vince has broken cover ” ??

    You make him sound like a seasoned SAS commando who has been living in a Helmand bunker existing on snails and worms and drinking his own urine for the past six months and has now got orders to break cover and destroy the Taliban singke handed .

    Vince couldn ‘ t break cover .
    He couldn ‘ t break anything ….except possibly wind .

  128. 128
    Tachybaptus says:

    Are you getting Fokker confused with Focke-Wulf?

  129. 129
    Reader of horrible books about New Labour says:

    Clegg had been crying yesterday because he was ordered to stay and face the music in 2015.

    Do the 54% realise he was a one day wonder in 2010 debates (built up by the media) and since then the country has been getting to know him?

  130. 130
    Anonymous says:

    Will Tony Blair kindly allow his 12 houses to be rented to Roma? The houses are empty most of the time and should be put to good use. I’m sure they will after them for him.

  131. 131
    please. says:

    unpleasant and nasty

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  133. 133
    broderick crawford says:

    Is it a friendly Focke i e a Fokke Friendship ?

  134. 134
    CEO British Telecom says:

    It’s called cutting the telephone booth in two….

  135. 135
    White rabbit says:

    He could break his hip

  136. 136
    u good. lease the rest says:


  137. 137
    broderick crawford says:

    … or they could have been the famous Aristocratic folksinging trio;

    Ni , Na and Frederick.

  138. 138
    Northern Numpty says:


  139. 139
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Usually does.

  140. 140
    broderick crawford says:

    ….and a Fiver up the arse ..

  141. 141
    Retarded Ed says:

    Were all fockerred!
    Were all fockerred!
    Were all fockerred!
    ‘cept UKIP.

  142. 142
    Rat up a drain pipe says:

    Always :)

  143. 143
    broderick crawford says:

    ” normal married man ” ??
    Disgusting .
    Next you ll be telling us he has children !!!???

  144. 144
    NATO says:

    Don’t know about trying to win a war but, we’re trying our best to start one.

    We’re pleased our money was well spent on the Ukra!ne putsch – now our junta in Kiev are getting down to provoking the Russians again.

    Also we’ve thought about a new line to try and sell Syr!a to the peasants…

  145. 145
    Sir Bentley Pauncefoot (deceased) says:

    Oh dear. Clegg has become the new Ian Duncan Donuts. One can hardly bear to watch.

    Well, all right, but just a little peep…

  146. 146
    Teflon Tone (mass-murdering liar and pitiful excuse for a human being) says:

    If I had any failings (which, obviously, I don’t) they would all be forgiven when you look at my remarkable achievements with education and the NHS.

  147. 147
    break with the break.=====>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> says:

    ivest in a breker’s yard.n

  148. 148
    That Cherie, wowww, what a second rate bird says:

    Honestly, would ANYBODY want to live in a murdering psycho’s house?

  149. 149
    my what,s on athe tele says:


  150. 150
    Carlo Gambino says:

    One *rse doesn’t do his job properly.

    Big whup.

  151. 151
    Number 10 Knobcheese says:

    I will do something about postal voting fraud before the next election. But then again, maybe not…………………………….chillax.

  152. 152
    Lawrence of Beckton says:

    There aren’t any.

  153. 153
    aspa, guess how much? says:

    so blair likes to ne asphys.
    call a kick a kick.
    i am syphillis.

  154. 154
    Nicholas Sarkozy says:

    The EU’s principle problem is it doesn’t pay attention to the wishes of the people. It refuses to hear. It does not listen.

    This is unforgivable. If I become president of France again, I will ensure that the people are heard, and respected. Just like last time, when I ignored the referendum and signed the Lisbon Treaty regardless.

  155. 155
    Observer says:


    Gangster Sarkozy only spent €40 million on his unsuccessful 2012 presidential campaign

    When the legal limit was about €20 million

    He also received € millions from Kaddafi for his successful 2007 campaign

    He makes Don Toni Blair seem honest…

  156. 156
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Pillock ! Everyone knows that’s twelvety words !

  157. 157
    Vote Tory for unlimited immigration (500,000+ last year) says:

    Will that be before or after you scrap HS2?

  158. 158
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Postal voting will destroy Camorons Conservatives in May 2015, if he doesn’t do something now.

  159. 159
    Norm Normal says:

    Why bother, just dissolve the party?

  160. 160
    Weird Ed Milmong's leadership summed up in 1 word says:


  161. 161
    Mornington Crescent says:

    …or Kate’s arse…

  162. 162
    Adolph Miliband says:

    Marxist ?

  163. 163
    all the uglies united says:

    beauty is vicious. glad to see that you are a min.a

  164. 164
    Dave "unlimited immigration is super cool" Cameron says:

    I am quite capable of destroying the Conservatives in 2015 without the help of postal votes, thank you.

  165. 165
    Great British Public says:

    Weird ?

  166. 166
    RED LEN says:


  167. 167
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Lush, Ma’am.

  168. 168
    Onlooker says:

    It’s not his fault.

    His party has a crap message.

    The messenger is therefore irrelevant.

    But he also seems to be a lying little shit as well.

  169. 169
    Trigger says:

    That would be an F=27%..

  170. 170

    Global Loony Left:

    NB: Good news coincident:


    Vote UKIP :-D

  171. 171
    Mornington Crescent says:

    “…in one ward there had been a 21 per cent discrepancy between the results in the first and second count.”

  172. 172
    Pedant says:

    Dutch, actually.

  173. 173
    Adolph Miliband loved the Nazis says:


  174. 174

    if an arse doesn t do its job properly more a case if a big …..Whupsie.

  175. 175
    Lucifur Ratman says:

    Postally voting good for UK, if good for Bangladesh. Shari@ judging mother must die for infidel marriage also right for UK.

    You know it’s coming.

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    Explaining why he's one of the biggest cunts in the UK, Michael Gove says:

    Multiculturalism is indisputably excellent and enriches our nation. We must reach out to all communities and celebrate the diversity.

  177. 177
    A German Peasant says:

    Typical. The verdammte Junckers lording it over us again.

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    UKIP Hacking at the roots with the truth says:

    There is a world of difference between Ed Knobhead, Cameroil and Gloggy’s stage managed and pre planned visit to places where ordinary people go, and Farage having a pint in any pub and fielding questions from all and sundry (notice how he doesn’t do the obligatory shirt off and mug-o-tea pose).

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    Reader of horrible books about New Labour says:

    Reminds you of a previous Liberal disaster.

    “I bit the pillow”

  180. 180
    FFS says:

    Fuck your Islamic academies. Are you mad Gove?

  181. 181
    albacore says:

    It ain’t just Clegg, though, that’s treading on eggs
    With LibDems reduced to the mixed-up dregs
    Cameron only clings on to power
    By sucking up to all of that shower

  182. 182
    please mr farage says:

    are you nwildswan. popcorns time for a slagging match.

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    Explaining why he's one of the biggest cunts in the UK, Michael Gove says:

    I should think it already happens on a regular basis. And we should celebrate this. No sensible person can deny that multiculturalism is wonderful.

  184. 184
    Minaret Hamlettings says:

    All is fine brothers. No frauding of postings, ally mars bar.

  185. 185
    RichUpNorth says:

    The Blairs should be FORCED to rent out their unoccupied properties.

  186. 186
    change says:

    awhose skin is it anyway

  187. 187
    Sir William Wayde says:

    I’m sure you would all like to know that my late mother was once strafed by a Focke-Wulf 190, while cycling (in uniform, so a legitimate target) along a road near Burford. Fortunately, she saw it coming and was able to dive into a ditch, just in time.

    Different times, different ways.

  188. 188
    RichUpNorth says:

    The shop should inform the security agency that the individual is not doing his job properly, and that they should supply another guard. If the agency refuses their contract should be terminated and the shop look elsewhere for security staff.

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    Fishy says:


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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Vince is like so many of the elder group of ‘old and dead from the neck up political classes’ – who are still living in THEIR COGNITIVE DISSONANCE BUBBLE.

    All you old boys want taking out and shooting – for your blind ignorance of the public will – but moreoevr for all of your individual spinelessnes to hold the executive to account – in an age which has twatted the lot of you and the msm monkeys – the age of the net – where the people have bagged the fucking lot of them – for duplicitously attempting to continue ‘living that big fucking lie’ – believing that the people / the public – would never find you all out.

    A particularly sick little legal fuck who works over at the Dept of Biz under vince and others is Ian Hatcher.

  191. 191
    RichUpNorth says:

    Who is this Lord Horseshit anyway?

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    UKIP take Thurrock, Miliband pays a visit and fails, a Labour councillor is prosecuted for benefit fraud, and then this happens…

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    Sir William Wayde says:

    I caught Abkhazia once when I was out in Malaya……..nasty business.

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    Axle Grease says:

    “Gheedough brings you the findings in a format LibDem HQ would be proud of:”

    Pot-belly calling the No-mettles Enriched.

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    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Not yet, anyway.

  197. 197
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    There are serious and growing concerns about a cabal of ORANGE persons operating out of the Netherlands (for many decades) who have been acting in cahoots with the city of London’s Real Controllers, The Vatican and some oldstyle jesuits.

    The whole damned EU and its other tenticles (Esp in London – inc the Temple) are found out and they still think they can cover it up – Huh!

    The EU is already dead – its corpse has just been rotting – and the political numbskulls from across Europe – are going down with the ship.

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    RichUpNorth says:

    Shouldn’t he be changing his name to something that is halhal / kosher acceptable these days?

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:


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    Bosun Higgs says:

    To be fair, the Muslims invented soap and distillation, so we can all get inebriated and have a nice refreshing shower in the morning.

  201. 201
    nell says:

    One can’t help feeling that the libdems are attempting to do for cleggie what hattieharpic and mandy attempted to do for gordon in the run up to the 2010 election.

    Politicians seems to lack the sense of reality that tells them when their little cons have finally been exposed and they are no longer trusted by the public.

    They never seems to know when it’s time to go and leave a fresh pair of hands to pick up the pieces.

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    nell says:


  203. 203
    shoe embassy filter says:

    have u seen my sauce mister?

  204. 204
    nell says:


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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Tower Hamlets – There is ample content in the previous couple of P Eyes (rotting boroughs) about the scheming and scamming down there and of one particular bastard legal – Sullivan …. wanker – who been gorging himself of fees across the south for some years now.

    What goes around comes around.

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    RichUpNorth says:

    …. and have you seen his missus? FFS!

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:


    Tower Hamlets – APPARENTLY IT IS RUMOURED There is ample content in the previous couple of P Es (rotting boroughs) about the scheming and scamming down there and of one particular bastard – ******** …. wanker – who’s been gorging himself of fees across the south of the country as well as london for some years now.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    But isn’t being on strike a zero hours contract?. :-)

  209. 209
    Sue Denim says:

    Helps for when he pleads insanity

  210. 210
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Night, night – Remember be not fearful of those who would try to make you fearful of some non-existant fear that may, might or could be out there – because they who profess such -‘be fearful b/s’ – only say that they ‘think or believe it’ because like blair they are talking thorugh their Arses.

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    Death by diversity says:

    Let’s end race inequality.

    Does this mean us hon-key folk can form organisations like the White Police Association?

  212. 212
    White rabbit says:


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    Bottom line: Cannot allow Europe to screw up.

    Vote UKIP :-D

  214. 214
    Sue Denim says:

    Good idea. Find a way to make alcohol out of grain but then forbid themselves from drinking it due to their religion.

    I don’t think they are forbidden from using soap but they certainly give that impression.

  215. 215
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Fresh pair of hands nell?, the favorite to replace Cleggy as leader if he gets ousted is… Vince Cable… Ha, Ha Ha!

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    Death by Bongo says:

    Yeah… like Vince didn’t know that his noble lord chum was plotting against Calamity Clegg.

    Pull the other one Vince!!

    Clegg chose to pal up to Cameron. Now, he’s going to be bent over by the electorate and made to ‘take it, dry.’

    2015. The LibDems… Who dey?

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    Overthrow the anti-English scum says:

    To the likes of these pampered middle class lefty tossers, the native working classes have absolutely no right to look after their own interests.

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    Fucking filth says:

    Look at the poor old lady in the news. She voted UKIP on account of the immigration, we are a small country….bravely she stated her case, but you could see she felt intimidated when saying it to the BBC scumbag.

  219. 219
    Feathering your own nest says:

    How do you become a climate scientist?

    Is the answer just to work for years in climate research, creating reports that justify more government funding for climate research?

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    Christ on a bike says:

    How much of a fucking spo would you have to be to sink the white in the bottom left there! Lol!

  221. 221
    concrete pump says:

    Hmm, fear yeah…?


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    A Euorpe without Europeans says:

    The BBC loves Europe so much, they can’t wait to see it over run with Africans and Asians.

  223. 223
    5 year old says:

    We went on a nature walk at school and saw some fuckers.

    The teacher said they were F’ers, but we knew what she meant

  224. 224
    Harper is not bizarre says:

    When did they also develop a hate for their own kind and the rest of mankind, for a race with who invented zero and beautiful designs and buildings, they seem to have let themselves down of the last hundred years

  225. 225
    Traitorous cùnt says:

    Nor has he done a deal with IRA terrorists behind the backs of the people of the Uk to facilitate them avoiding justice for their crimes.

  226. 226
    Gordon Brown's spin doctor says:

    She sounds like a big hearted woman

  227. 227
    munchen nuts says:

    i must be nuts, hence I am a monkey. much love.

  228. 228
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    McBride – is having his arse covered up by the MET Pigstabulary – to protect the criminal Establishments arses.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:


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    i am nervous about nervousness says:

    y talk about my ahemovember.

  231. 231
    Anonymous says:

    Given how close Wince and Cockshott are I don’t suppose he had any choice.

  232. 232
    Don Quixote says:

    I’ll give 50 quid to anyone who can produce just one FACT to prove climate change is man made

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    I'm here, I'm a peer, get used to it says:

    Most lefties can’t tell the difference between being a r@pist and a r@cist, so they do both: belt and braces.

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    Our democracy is as transparent as a brick says:

    Annual Bilderberg meeting coming up soon in Copenhagen.

    I wonder if Mandlescum, Kenny the Clark or Osborne have. just by coincidence, booked trips to that fair city.

  235. 235
    (Normally) Silent Bob says:

    But if the thousands of highly paid climate change scientists can’t produce hard facts then how can we?

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    Do not fool yourself says:

    One of the greedy, grasping, selfish, narcissist, arrogant bastards will take the job; just to “write” themselves into history as the big success story; look how many of Hitler’s entourage were sniffing around.

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    Anonymous says:

    Wince was out of the Country getting his wisdom tooth fixed.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    The only fear that should be and it IS BEING REGISTERED – is that of the gathering of the numbskull political leaders from all around Europe – because – they have all been FOUND OUT.

    i’m loving this complete implosion as it happens right now in real time – and not of yesteryear when the msm monkeys used to control things…

    It just gets better every day.

  239. 239
    Can pay, won't pay says:

    Starve it of funds.

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    stun () says:


  241. 241
    non taxable pikey says:

    Just after hell freezes over.

  242. 242
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    All of those scientists – rely upon their funding from – guess where – the very governments selling on the EU (al gore et autres – Orange blood bergers) cc (UK via Ed the dead) acts ….

    Actors acting out their orders from above.

    The whole damn – bilge of jean monet – is cometh to its end.

  243. 243
    tsunami says:

    It doesn’t matter what they do now… they have polarised the country enough to create a critical mass of opposition Every slight and slur just makes the revolt grow. Every compliment makes the revolt grow.

    The only way the establishment can beat UKIP now is to try and co-opt and compromise them. UKIP has to name and shame the BBC as part of the same establishment, and make ending the licence fee a manifesto commitment.

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    nice little semi says:

    House prices are rocketing is thanks to grasping bastards
    like Blair,other politicians and wealthy foreign investors owning
    multiple properties and leaving them empty.
    Building houses on green belt land won’t solve the housing crisis.

  245. 245
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    See a ref to it in ‘shock horror probe’ !!! the sunday graph of 25th may – knock me down with a feather – of kenny boy supposedly retiring from the blood bergers. no on retire from the blood buggerers – ever; until of course they die.

  246. 246
    non taxable pikey says:

    The main joy of multiculturalism round my way is picking up the black plastic bags from the ditches that contain pieces of young girls who “shamed the family.”

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    Vote UKIP :-D

  248. 248
    tsunami says:

    Starve it of fans – let everyone know of the monsters that lurk within.

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  250. 250
    yep says:

    Every attack will strengthen the resolve of the
    British public to vote UKIP in the GE.

  251. 251
    tsunami says:

    This is the truth.

    Labour became the SDP, and so did the Liberals.

    The Tories are heading the same way, UKIP will replace them.

  252. 252
    Bert says:

    What makes me think a YouTubey tune will be along in a minute? The video to be forensically examined by 43 of the resident halfwits.

  253. 253
    i agree says:

    Good point.
    Who else in the Labour party knew about the secret deals?

  254. 254
    Bert says:

    Better still, advertise the wares in Mooozlum publications and on Mooozlum telly channels, peace be upon them.

  255. 255
    well says:

    I thought Pickles was supposed to be sorting postal voting fraud?

  256. 256
    eh? says:

    But I thought he was intellectually superior?

  257. 257
    an says:

    now put me inside t.
    when is the Van coming?
    ritz the baker iknows greg hands. left hand or right. no matter total is 4.

  258. 258
    non taxable pikey says:

    Lets all jump for joy and believe it was completely straight….

    Message to the moron masquerading as the Prime Minister. FIX THIS BLOODY POSTAL VOTE CHARADE, and not in a year’s time, not even in a month’s time. NOW you useless cnut! No PR Bullshite either, just get up off yoiur fat arse and FIX IT.

  259. 259
    Bert says:

    Don’t forget “nasty”.

    A bit like causing the deaths of 100,000 innocents in some dusty country — that’s a bit nasty too, I’d venture. What sayest thou, Tone?

  260. 260

    I have to beg your advice on this, Tachy. I want to make an adjective from rhinotillexis and confess that the ending eludes me. Even my OED cannot offer any guidance. My guess is rhinotillexically. A terrible mouthful. Not dissimilar in that respect to mucophagy.

  261. 261

    ‘Tower Hamlets has left Labour control and is without any party with an overall majority.’

  262. 262
    Fuck me! says:

    Electoral Commission investigation being launched due to council going to NOC… surprise surprise!

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  264. 264
    Anonymous says:

    Tories 0%
    Labour 0%
    Lib Dems -3%
    UKIP 0%
    Lutfur Rahman 110%

  265. 265
    The Revd. Phoney B£iar, Sanctimonious Shit and £iar, emoting and wiv stupid grin says:


    I’M VERY Very VERY WELLFY !!! – all thanks to NuLieBore!!!

    UKIP are not nice like wot I was and NuLieBore. Remember my tent and the River of Fire???!!!

    Cool Britania and my Air Git-ar ??

    Remember voting for me???? – ASTRAIGHTKINDAGUY????

    Great Days!!!

    Must fly!! Bye!!

  266. 266
    Bert says:


  267. 267
    Bert says:

    It happens. The Romans ended up as Italians.

  268. 268
    i am down under the bush says:

    i wear ugg.
    i wank with GO. head fuck foot fuck hand fuck. i have a bonas but i have a bone. i am a,erican made in I. auzies do .

    ug or ug. man jugs or meera boobs.
    the girl from the krishna centre is wanking as we speak. or was that so to speak.

  269. 269

    There comes a point, or rather a contiguity, where all the known laws of the universe can go and do the other thing.

    Here you are skirting, or non-so, dangerously close to that area of metaphysical position.

    Or to put it into non-technical terms, Phoaaaaar!

  270. 270
    Shaun Woodward MP says:

    Who the fk is Kim Kardashian and why is the DM obsessed?

  271. 271
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Every dirty EU homo bumbandit (silence the good normal and honest people) trick is unravelling as are the Climate change EU Act ‘directives’ tricks …

    i’m fucking lovin it.

  272. 272

    Lutfur Rahman 110%??????

    Is that all?

  273. 273
    The British media are cunts says:

    Cam-moron couldn’t fix his own breakfast never mind the voting system.

    He actually makes Gordon Brown look competent.

  274. 274
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    He’s Owned

    And btw the footy rigged match at ‘Craven??? Cottage???’ is also a spoiler / distract story.

  275. 275
    The British media are cunts says:

    The cuunts at the Mail only know two headlines.

    KIM Kardigan shows off her massive arse”


    “UKIP are racist thugs”

  276. 276
    non taxable pikey says:

    Needs Inspector Knacker to get involved. I personally think the Electoral Commission under it’s present “leadership” is not fit for purpose.

  277. 277
    John Bellingham says:

    It means that us middle-aged White folk can get 3Hrs knocked off our marathon time.

  278. 278
    well says:


  279. 279
    Milibandwagon says:

    In today’s speech, Ed said it’s not racist to be concerned about immigration. How utterly and pathetically transparent an attempt to get in on UKIP’s ground. He really is getting desperate. He even claimed he changed Labour’s policy on immigration since becoming leader. Total bullshit.

  280. 280
    my cancer says:

    now i am in kansas or am I ken dodd,s ass. good ass bad ass.
    good cells bad cells.

    plug your holes says, go electric. lear drums play the mood music.
    clear or Klear.
    Ken’s ass or Can DO. where is nagasaki’s mummy. was she mummified? when will Japs below bellow? fart please.

  281. 281
    Sir Alan says:

    Meet the former Blowing Whistles. Master of his paranoia and wordsmith extraordinaire. He has abundant supplies of Fluoride 235, as jgm2 can testify to in his customarily delicate and clinically precise way.

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    Anonymous says:

    It would be adjective rhinotillectic, adverb rhinotillectically. Both are coinages, though correctly formed. Don’t think anyone has needed them till now.

  283. 283
    The British media are cunts says:

    The BBC seem more worked up over some shitty football match fixing than the vote rigging in our capital city.

  284. 284
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    There is more than enough ‘evidence’ out there in “The Public Domain” – even in published material by the msm – to have Blair arrrested and indicted for war crimes, abuse of position et cetera … but guess what the establishment don’t want to look at or ‘see’ all of that – AND WHY IS THAT?

    Because they are hoisted by their own petard.

  285. 285
    in the real world says:

    Your’re right.
    Voters deserve better than this bloody shambles.

  286. 286
    White rabbit says:


  287. 287
    BBC News and Propaganda Unit says:

    We shall be underlining Ed’s deeply held long standing views
    about immigration at every opportunity between now and the
    General Election.

  288. 288
    Null hypothesis says:

    Oh fuck! Everything you warned about Mark Carney is turning out to be true.

    He now warns of dangers of growing inequality.

  289. 289
    fry-up says:

    But I bet he knows how to eat a bacon sarnie.

  290. 290
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i would like to see him [jgm2] ‘testify’ in person under oath and the penalty of perjury in a ‘PROPER’ court of law in the UK – cos it ain’t gonna happen – Sir Alan – you duplicitous deluded establishment Hunt.

  291. 291
    yes,mactually says:

    who would have known…..fords of london have been around longer than the aspinalls. pedigree is the sauce. knock me ver with a bushy duster…in bushy park…it is the end of the Hampshire, in the shires are there amos on fire, leon tols. swinhSWIM bye.

  292. 292
    The British media are cunts says:

    I notice the media especially the BBC and Channel 4 have played this story down. Where is the feminist outrage?

    Funny that the BBC can edit out the word ‘girl’ or get worked up over some Twatter spat, but this story and the woman in the Sudan who is also to be put to death are just ignored.

  293. 293
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:


  294. 294
    John Bellingham says:

    Perhaps he could have limited it to just the one.

  295. 295

    Thank you Anonymong. Much appreciated and can readily accept your premise which enables me to formulate what I had wanted to:

    Tachy is, rhinotillectically, spot on!

    BTW are you familiar with Tachy? :-)

  296. 296
    hire orelease 2hir says:

    hire or lease. or bye.
    all have a cost. magnify T line or dot or curve 2d 3d oarallel universe.

    when the head hurts, hurt more.

  297. 297
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Rumour has it that Homo MP Conor Burns – has bust a blood vessel about his having been caught out being a right fucking berk.

  298. 298
    Fabians and paid trolls are Evil says:

    By now surely Axelrod is beginning to wonder if he has in fact died and gone to hell?

  299. 299
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Bacon sarnie…mmm going to make one NOW! (disgraceful subliminal advertising), and I don’t care if I do look like I’m chewing a wasp while I eat it.

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    The only Country in Europe not to have a Parliament is England says:

    did they do this survey at Cowdenbeths highest gate of the season

  301. 301
    GDR escapee survivor says:


  302. 302
    The only Country in Europe not to have a Parliament is England says:

    Yes he is and so was the aircraft designer

  303. 303
    Paddy O'Flynn says:

    The ones who came before Glorious UKIP

  304. 304
    it is all Nuts says:

    head hurts, must be soft. generous to the nth degree. ruth all boobs tittieme.
    heart cruel, is the place of the devil. cruel is kind of kind of (the loopy bin)useless Hunt. girl innit.

    head nut. hard nut. toenut, a right pair they are.
    nutnut nutnut who nut here. who nut her is nut a nut i am nut hence swing by my nut duckie. how many nuts are there in the universe. HELP.

  305. 305
    Postal Voter says:

    Hold on. Just found another ballot box in my flat.

  306. 306
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    And by the way – Sugar makes you fat and as for you you glucose overdosing troll – very fat in the brain area.

  307. 307
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Plus its been said – His knowledge of Edmund Burke is also sadly very fucking lacking.

  308. 308
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    No … he died and came to hell – that is the Uk’s Parliament in the 21st Century.

  309. 309
    Anonymous says:

    Not surprising we started making the slide to a banana republic during the Labour years is it? Everything was devalued or debased. They really are dangerous fuckers, the left.

  310. 310
    Diane Fatbott says:


  311. 311
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


  312. 312
    Sir Alan says:

    Wrong Sir Alan, matey! Bournemouth Echo which you keep writing to. Him. Me. Remember?

  313. 313
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:


  314. 314
    EeeYep says:

    Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt, Im a c*nt

  315. 315
    WoRaft Chihuahua says:

    Huhne is still dreaming of returning in triumph. Given the LD ability to select absolute showers, this should not be ruled out.

  316. 316
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    I thought it was which way the wind blows, not which way the Sun blows, you must think your back on track with us crap, well your not, you are a disgrace to democracy and the people of this country, go find others to buy your rag.

  317. 317
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    UKIP is stirring up fear according to a nuthead on the BBC papers.

  318. 318
    We know the BBC is completely bent says:


  319. 319
    Post hoc says:

    Unintelligible (mouthful of bacon sandwich)

  320. 320
    Clown Prosecution Service says:

    Did no one at the CPS think to check if Rolf Harris was actually present at the events he was supposed to have committed his offences?

    Bleeding amateurs and a drain on the public purse.

  321. 321

    The Romans ended up as Italians

    The modern Greeks claim descendency from the ancient Greeks.

    Some Italians claim descendency from the Romans.

    Neither is true.

    No more than the Anglo-Saxons are descendents of the ancient Britons,

  322. 322
    Nobalot de la France says:

    Public officials actually thinking?

    You must be joking!

  323. 323
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    “Officially” Labour never had a publicly expressed policy to allow mass immigration. It was always under the table and if anyone challenged them on it, they and their media allies (BBC) would scream “racist” at them.

    What Labour say publicly on immigration and what they actually intend to do, are two very seperate things. And looking at the election results in London, they know that mass immigration works for them.

  324. 324
    Tachybaptus says:

    It was me anyway. But if I use this moniker, with its avatar, I have to fill in my moniker and the email address associated with it every time and I keep forgetting.

    Using an avatar is a bit pretentious, but (when I remember to do things properly) it does show that it’s me and not a sockpuppet.

  325. 325
    Nobalot de la France says:

    My long chain molecules could bedeck her countenance in such a beautiful way…

  326. 326
    kulfi says:

    a MEP is a Middle Eastern Princess.
    what is a MILF.

    oh is that the time. must have kulfi.
    scooter libby is north of washinton bridge in masscheutis “chew the curd”

  327. 327
    cd play coldplay's cold play. it's payday yayyyyyyyy. says:

    it took 50 years to be hip.
    guess we will all be hop(ing) to the moon by 2064 like supermen with oir chest wide. what a wank.

    english light orchestra. Brigadie . die is denza.
    cd play cold play.

  328. 328
    Cameron Is A CUNT says:

    “George Osborne’s cat chauffeur-driven home after getting lost in London”

    this the best the torygraph can do – who paid for this – taxpayers?????? – such larks – get the nazitoryparty OUT

  329. 329
    recycle bad smell says:

    I am dead. As a senior I am senior.
    senior should look after senior and dead should look after d master of the dead. citizen kane says: paint the walls red and the town bright yellow. the civil citizen zenzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz is dead. the spirit of the dead is persistent “no no no i insist”…now if they were to put their shit up their cyst urn at termtime .

    use latin to break nic clegg’s leg. failing that break your own: says dancer latino. sell the toilet seat. it is all latrine. retain the i of tger. it is shrill it pierces piers morgan’s getwellington boots.

  330. 330
    handypara says:

    decolletage polymers or collier de perles?

  331. 331
    Butt Ocky says:

    Is he a Boko Haramite?

    Why not make him work outside the shop to prevent any would be robbers entering in the first place. Then maybe plod could pick him up for loitering or something…

  332. 332
    Butt Ocky says:

    Would do all of us a favour if the left wing activists actually did strike! Surely there must be something in the pay and conditions to gripe and strike about.

  333. 333
    Butt Ocky says:

    Takes years of practice mate. Just ask the Jimmy White fellow.

  334. 334
    Butt Ocky says:

    .. especially the ones whose parents wasted oodles of cash for them to read/study Law.

  335. 335
    albacore says:

    Cameron’s only a man made of smoke
    As a Prime Minister, nowt but a joke
    Him and all his Parliamentary pals
    Unfit even to clean out urinals
    So, whether The Sun’s blowing cold or hot
    It’s time we got shot of the rotten lot

  336. 336
    fight for your planet says:

    masculine energy good feminine energy bad

  337. 337
    clean is bad dirty is good says:

    clean is bad dirty is good

  338. 338
    2 tits good 5 tits bad says:

    2 pigs
    toftakoftakotawanker wack the coffee.
    wake up tye dead. in the morning. wake the birds before its morning time. birds are bastards .

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    says says:

    as i p i wet myself i

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    @thebreakersyard says:

    when i p i hunilate
    break what humiliates me?

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    kinkichicken says:

    as i p i drink myself dry.

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    kitten heals says:

    dr drink not bays water one
    water good shit bad.
    break with shit.

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    JH2382198409283 says:

    Farron was just fucking awful in post-election interviews. If he is the best they have…

  344. 344
    Biggles says:

    Obvious question- if she was diving into a ditch with bullets flying how did she have time to recognise aircraft type?

  345. 345
    Nick Clegg says:

    Bastards,everyone of them.

    How many UKIP will think being elected = ok to be racist? Ukip Councillor suspended after 5 days:

  346. 346
    What the Fluck says:

    Someone should re-do the Owen-Steel Spitting Image sketch with Clegg in Cameron’s pocket!

  347. 347
    Whitey says:

    Let’s be honest England itself is a non-country, so why single out poor old cleggy

  348. 348
    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    So a report gets into the Press saying Clegg will lose his seat at the next Election and all hell is let loose.

    I told you yonks ago the good people of Sheffield would finish him off and I am only a parrot!

    FFS its as plain as a pike staff !

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    Governments cruumble and Prime Ministers Tremble as The Sun moves on its path says:

    Is “The Sun” thinking of switching its support to “UKIP”…..the weather vane of British politics has spoken….

  350. 350

    Indeed. I have a splitter upstream from my router.

  351. 351
    jgm2 says:

    I’d be more than happy to testify under oath that you claimed, on this very forum, that Fluoride (sic) was a ‘heavy metal’.

    Are you going to deny it?

    It won’t happen because I cannot conceive of a situation where such an issue would come before a court. But it does go to the heart of your credibility (none).

  352. 352
    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    If you are poor, capitalism is the way you get out of the situation, not socialism, it keeps you there.

  353. 353
    English batsmen have technical flaws says:

    If Harris had touched my daughter the way he is alleged to have touched this other guy’s daughter then you would not have caught the bugger sketching in Court the other day.

  354. 354
    albacore says:

    Nice of the French to control our borders
    It’s for sure our lot, following orders
    Would admit plagues, no ifs, buts or maybes
    Let alone trifling cases of scabies

  355. 355
    Nigel Farage says:

    Evacuation at LibDem HQ. Nick Clegg you didn’t lean on anything or pull the red cord by accident did you? ;-)

  356. 356
    jgm2 says:

    First George Galloway and now Latfur Wotsisname.

    Labour really didn’t think through their vote importation strategy. The balkanisation of Britain continues apace.

  357. 357
    jgm2 says:

    Be careful with the hyperbole.

    Nobody makes the Maximum Imbecile look competent. Not even Useless Ed Miliband.

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    The national debt not decreasing by the day despite Austerity says:

    Smell the coffee will you.

    Clegg is a public school educated well heeled toff with a Dutch mother(which is the only reason why he speaks Dutch).

    He married a Spanish woman after having tried it on with a good few women before her. She is the daughter of a Mayor from somewhere in Spain.

    The pair of them are worth a few bob.

    Just who you want to run things for you when you are going through a spot of austerity whilst living in a council house!

  359. 359
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Child Benefit worth £30million sent to other EU countries each year – Taxpayers outraged

    Hear ! Hear !

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    jgm2 says:

    It certainly works for the religion of peace. they’re in the process of taking over Tower Hamlets.

    This is the teeny flaw in Labour’s third-world voter importation strategy. Sooner or later they (the third-worlders) will figure that they can just vote for a third-worlder and keep all the contracts and slush money in-house rather than being part of the Labour machine.

    That’s what’s happening in Tower Hamlets. Watch as this rolls out across the rich, diverse, multicultural constituencies that they (Labour) created purely for the purpose of voting Labour.

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    Owen Jones,Socialist turned Capitalist says:

    If you vote anything other than UKIP you must be nuts or a traitor …

  363. 363
    David Axlegrease says:

    FFS !

  364. 364
    A fat lazy cunt says:

    Eric has never moved that fast.

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    Bloomers in rain-soaked Bongo Bongo Land says:

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    Nick Clegg says:

    You ain’t seen me. Right?

  367. 367
    jgm2 says:

    Too late. You’re stuck with him for another five years.

    Farage has the last laugh in Fucking Scotland after the Labour and Little Scotlander thugs attacked him in the street.

  368. 368
    I says:

    Much of Labour’s immigration policy was planned and implemented over a serioes of dinners at Downing Street where Tony Blair told Henry Hodge (Margaret was his wife) to jam the borders wide open. Henry was the crypto-communist solicitor who was appointed head of the so-called ‘ independent ‘ Immigration Appeals Tribunal overseeaing immigration cases. Magaret and Henry were the Cherie and Tony Blair’s neighbiours in Islington.

  369. 369
    Loopy Lou LLB ( Hons ) says:

    Should not Mr Harris’s lawyers have provided an Alibi notice at one of these seemingly interminable pre trial reviews ?

  370. 370
    Mark Oaten says:


    I love evacuations.

  371. 371
    A Ship's lawyer says:

    I look forward to the wasted costs application then.

  372. 372
    An awkward bastard says:

    When I meet someone I do not give a fuck where they are from.

    The only thing that worries me is whether or not they have their hands in my pockets.

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    The earth spins round the sun at an angle says:

    It depends what the meaning of ‘change’ is.

  374. 374
    Vince Cable says:

    Oh hello!

  375. 375
    Ever hopeful says:

    It’s Wednesday and the media are still in shock over UKIP, so today we are all racist so a survey says, fkin LaLa land in full flow.

  376. 376
    Chasing the Deer says:

    Not necessarily if Scotland votes for Independence on 18 September then in March 2016 when the Act of Union is physically repealed Scotland will cease to be member of EU and he will cease to be MEP

  377. 377
    Isaac Asimov says:

    I want one of these self drive hopefully electric cars from Google.

    The bastards will not be able to touch me when I drive home from the Pub. Even better if it can detect speed limits at fifty paces!

    My kids want need expensive driving lessons and tuition.

    Taxis will be history.

    I am quite happy to pay full price for the contraption and will not be looking for any tax payer subsidies as I will save a fortune in petrol duties.

    I cannot see any Government allowing my wish to become reality.

  378. 378
    The British media are cunts says:

    I think you will find you won’t be able to use one if drunk. Plod will see to that.

  379. 379
    Even I can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear resignation excuse says:

    Er more a case of “No, I can’t” than “Yes, we can !”

  380. 380
    Traitorous cùnt says:

    When’s the report out onto his actions over on the run IRA terrorists getting free passes…

  381. 381
    Prick Watch says:

    EeeYep has a curiously grandiose sense of self-importance which betrays a NPD state, this evenly matched by his inability to express himself in clear terms, where he has come to his rudimentary conclusions which frequently break every logical fallacy in the book.

    He uses ‘ad hominem’ against others whilst being over-sensitive where it is used back against him. We all know the type.

    That he voted UKIP is about the best one can say of him in truthfulness. Sigmund Freud would have had a field day here.

  382. 382
    Roger Helmer says:

    Cry, the beloved country: one of the saddest headlines a true Briton could ever read

  383. 383
    jgm2 says:

    That is the ultimate fate of any successful UKIP MEP. To vote himself out of a job.

    In theory he’ll be delighted.

  384. 384
    Who buys papers these days anyhow? says:

    ‘Seeing RED’…..

  385. 385
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    Following the EU leaders meeting yesterday the communique said ‘…..reassign our priorities….’

    Which means ‘..ignore the fuckers who voted against The Project and with a bit of luck they’ll go away…’

    Still not getting it.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.
    Vote Tory, get Labour.

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    jgm2 says:

    Well, if you will insist in importing all these third-worlders purely for the purpose of voting Labour then you’ll have to expect them to bring their racial prejudices with them.

  387. 387
    Lost in the Daily Telegraph says:

    I thought the “low hanging fruit” in the Public Sector had been saved during the first wave of austerity in May 2012.

    Silly silly me.

  388. 388
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    Thank you Tony Blair. The bastard has a lot to answer for.

  389. 389
    Tedious says:

    Bet it was the whites vault……

  390. 390
    The BBC show their true colours says:

    And. Most of them attend Friday prayers. But the BBC won’t tell you this detail.

  391. 391
    The Loonies and Fruitcakes are in charge now says:

    I think the average Sun reader will have understood that and can now be relied upon to act appropriately.

  392. 392
    Nick Clegg says:

    You speak a great deal of good sense! Well said

  393. 393
    Revenge of the Bacon Sarnie says:

    On BBC Breakfast Monday at 7.30am “Dave” was interviewed about UKIP’s success in European Elections in Witney Village Centre by overly keen BBC reporter with umbrella who kept him talking whilst it was p*ssing down with rain . Had he just exited the nearby Sainsbury’s Local with a pint of milk for his breakfast muesli ???? WE shall never know the answer but I can’t imagine Miliband doing similar. Ed is far too “posh” for THAT. He would have sent one of his security team to the more upmarket Waitrose rather than walk

  394. 394
    Long John Silver' s parrot says:

    But what was on the menu for dinner ?

    Roast chicken and chips with three scoops of multi flavoured ice-cream to follow?

    Was there chilled tap water on the table?

    Please do tell us.

    We want to know these little details.

  395. 395
    Ever hopeful says:

    You suppress peoples fears with laws and peoples fears go into hiding, when they feel the hiding is too much and they get asked about it then you get what you have now, sadlv, bloody right it’s sad, as an Englishman I blame Liebour for the damage it’ s done to this country, it looks as if I’am not the only one, we are a Commonwealth country if you remember and also a seafaring country people came/come from all parts of the world, look into your history dickhead and racism has always been with us but was dying slowly until sh1t for brains like you brought it to the for, the fault lies with people like you trying to stir it up, which you have been trying to do on here for the last month.

  396. 396
    what a mong says:

    I honestly don’t understand the mong its an easy question

    A giver of a question

    Say something like “caring”

    Looks like the mong is losing all the self confidence gained by being confined to an office of university with a load of lefties and not being in the real world.

  397. 397
    Ma­­qb­oul says:

    Indeed and in wedlock. He’s definitely hanging with the wrong crowd.

  398. 398
    JH2382198409283 says:

    Yeah, they’ve replaced a mainly Labour voting whíte working class with a non-Labour voting, non-working, young-vulnerable-whíte-girl-grooming seething mass with a very, very short blue touch paper.

    Genius. Hats off to these visionaries.

  399. 399
    Null hypothesis says:

    Afternoon all! (Whilst H*rry sleeps…)


  400. 400
    The Lone Ranger says:

    The Daily Mail’s comment is simple a re-hash of the views expressed on order-order several hours earlier. Is the paper trying to get back readers lost by its anti-UKIP stance?

  401. 401
    what a mong says:

    on the upside in the report 24% of labour supporters described themselves as racist.

    would fatbott describe herself as a racist?

    analysing the data shows that everyones views are pretty static apart from old people have got more racist on a technical point. not that the msm have actually digested the report.

  402. 402
    Emperor Rumpy says:

    Not humble pie

  403. 403
  404. 404
    Ever hopeful says:

    Well I never , the Scots are being bribed to stay in the Union, a politician’s dream spending money just to keep still and what happens the following year when they ask for more Dane-geld and say the want to try another referendum, give them more money to shut up, screw the bribe can’t they have an honest referendum with both sides discussing the pro’s and con’s.

  405. 405
    The Lone Ranger says:

    yes, funny how “the result” came just on time.

  406. 406
    jgm2 says:

    Also, from the BBC report…

    ‘More than 90% of those who admitted some level of racial prejudice wanted to see a reduction in the number of people entering the UK.

    But so did 73% of those who said they were not racially prejudiced.’

    As far as I’m concerned the ones who admitted being racially prejudiced are the ones who are being honest. According to pre EU election mainstream political doctrine anybody who suggested there be limits to immigration was ‘racists’. Now it seems that even 73% of the self-proclaimed ‘non-racists’ don’t want the country over-run by A.N.RANDOMFUCKER from Shit*is*tan.

    Fuck me.

    Who knew?

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    Tom Catesby says:

    Clearly this agency employee is unsuitable(rude insulting, inappropriate conduct, absent from his duties etc) and could be dismissed right away.

  409. 409
    jgm2 says:

    The religion of peace is still not a majority in many of these places yet they totally dominate the vote. Why is that? Because the indigenous people have lost all faith in the voting system. They figure what is the point of voting when my vote will be cancelled out by some person who doesn’t exist at all.

    The RoP can take over entire swathes of the UK with less than 25% of the population merely by getting a 140% turnout amongst its ‘support’ and the indigenous people giving up hope because of the blatant corruption.

    And that is what is happening.

    Nice one Labour.

  410. 410
    Tom Catesby says:

    Interesting point and not one I had considered immediately. Perhaps a visit to the agency concerned by investigators from the border agency(all right, don’t laugh) the police, hmrc, dwp etc, could be arranged.

  411. 411
    Tom Catesby says:

    The tw^t’s not talking about that kind of racial ‘inequality’

  412. 412
    Round_or_Flat says:

    Still have a leaflet put thru door for the “An Independence from Europe Party”, with a large picture of MEP Laurence Stassen, the Dutch bombshell blonde, next to the slogan “UK independence now” (note lower case letters) – a blonde who somehow found her way to the UK to represent the above party, after having served in Holland as a member of the Dutch Party For Freedom (PVV).
    In the light of the poor performance of the Dutch Euroskeptics and the much predicted electoral success of UKIP surely there are some very pressing questions to be asked about the circumstances pertaining to the inclusion of another UK Euroskeptic party with seemingly the same aims as UKIP, listed on the back of the leaflet as:

    Reclaiming our Sovereignty
    Keeping our taxpayers money in the UK
    Capping Immigration
    Regaining our World Trade

    It is almost a verbatim copy of UKIP’s aims, but expressed in a suspiciously non-middle-road English way.
    Since this is a blog for conspiracy theorists, is there not more than plausible evidence that the EU electoral process has been infiltrated by a “Boney-M” element?

  413. 413
    Tom Catesby says:

    Heard a report this morning(28/05/14) John Humphreys reporting on lasts nights panic meeting (sorry, ‘informal dinner’) in Brussels, with the ‘heads of state’ of EUSSR countries, Camermong among them. Apparently it seems Van Rumpy thinks the solution to the threat of them all losing their jobs and sinecures and the break up of the EUSSR is, more of the same, brilliant.

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    Tom Catesby says:


  415. 415

    “You can only commission a poll , that shows Nick in a favourable light “

  416. 416
    Tom Catesby says:

    F^cking hell! I was just getting used to the awfulness of Rumpy and Barroso.

  417. 417
    Ed Milligeek says:

    I like grilled bacon me!

  418. 418
    Ed Milligeek says:

    Did he offer lies with the bacon topped cheese burgers?

  419. 419
    We know the BBC is completely bent says:

    When the BBC quislings interview anyone not rapidly pro immigration and are forced to allow interviewees (eg Frank Field this morning) to answer, at all, their whole tone is committed to denigration of all who dare to oppose mass immigration.

  420. 420
    Anonymous says:

    “Continuity Clegg:”
    More like Calamity Jonah. But seriously, isn’t it all about nurturing Nick, and nothing whatsoever to do with the people politics is supposed to be preserving? If only they could be re-educated to realise whose future has priority here.

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    Flying over the Westminster Village says:

    In the case of President Hollande the priorities seem to be to shag first , tell people they are getting tax cuts second and then promise fifty billion in spending cuts.

  423. 423
    James o Brian says:

    I am not an expert in employment law but my advice would be stuff the Koran up his dirty black arse and throw the c unt headfirst into a skip.

  424. 424
    Anonymous says:

    Lard Ronnard.

    I note that underneath your post is a star and it says – Liked by 1Person.

    Is that a reference to you or Nick Clegg. I am confused.

    We all know that that veritable old stoat Vince Incapable is pushing for the Lib Dem

    This reminds me of the orchestra on the Titanic where Vince says give me that violin and you get in the Lifeboat.

    He had ” Absolutely no knowledge………….etc etc.

    I would write a strong letter to him for his treachery but by the time I write it and place it in an envelope the price of a stamp could be around a tenner down our way.

    Disappointed ( but not appointed in the first place) so not disappointed at all.

    Tim whatshisname? is my bet at Laddies (15/8) for leader. He looks permanantly perplexed and that is going to be prerequiste for all party leaders in the coming year.

  425. 425
    Anonymous says:

    Do you set the axes like this just to take the piss?

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