May 27th, 2014

Boris: Is Clegg Toast?

“Is Nick Clegg toast? I don’t know… No! It’s a matter of supply and demand… I mean, yes! I mean, no! Possibly. Who cares?”

Normally his u-turns come at least a week apart…

Via Sky News.

53 Comments

  1. 1
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Layabouts & other Wasters says:

    Yes he’s toast!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. 2

    More beans on toast, innit?

    Liked by 1 person

  3. 3
    Cameron says:

    I’m Milquetoast.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. 4

    Masterly, Boris. There goes a man who realises that the most stupid thing he could do is let on that he’s not stupid at all. He succeeds admirably.

    Liked by 1 person

    • 17
      Mitch says:

      The problem is, that for that to work he needs to show us his *brilliance* now and again to reassure is that it’s there. But he doesn’t.

      There’s actually a more simple explanation as to why he appears and acts like a buffoon.

      Liked by 1 person

      • 41
        Boris - are the peasants still revolting? says:

        Wiff waff! Poppycock! Smiling piccaninnies with their watermelon smiles!

        I can keep pumping this shit out endlessly, but need a lie down occasionally – if you know what I mean.

        Like

      • 45

        Mitch. You see? He’s fooled you as well!

        Like

  5. 5
    Miliband says:

    i eat toast, but I get marmalade on my tie.

    Like

  6. 7
    Farage says:

    I drink toasts.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Boris is definitely going to say ‘its a matter of sublime intervention’ not ‘its a matter of supply and demand…’

    Like

    • 22
      Norman Normal says:

      Why do the libdems not realise there is no demand for what they supply?
      This ‘we are right, the electorate is wrong’ business confuses me. I thought democracy worked differently to the libdem ethos?

      Like

  8. 10
    Roger Helmer says:

    I’m told senior members of Sheffield Hallam Lib Dems (Clegg’s local party) meeting at 2pm but “it’s not a meeting on leadership issue,just to persuade that twerp,Nick Clegg to stand down”

    Liked by 2 people

  9. 11
    Brown says:

    i throw toast.

    Like

    • 29
      Norman Normal says:

      How’s the toast in Nigeria? I heard you would have those hostages free within a week? How are the negotiations going there Gordon?

      Like

  10. 12
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Vince Cable’s new ring tone to piss off Nick

    Like

  11. 13
    Anonymous says:

    In that wondrously disjointed set of phrases, Boris gets it right. He doesn’t know and it’s not really his concern. It’s also a jolly way of telling an interviewer he’s asking a pointless question.

    Liked by 2 people

  12. 14
    Gravy Train Inc. says:

    Nick Clegg for EU Commissioner: an EXCELLENT idea

    Like

    • 50
      broderick crawford says:

      ANDREW LANSLEY SAYS

      Oi watch it !! That job s already spoken for . Get off my lawn !

      Like

  13. 16
    Down with Borish says:

    The buffoon act becomes increasingly annoying, compared to Farage’s forthright “Goodbyeeee…”

    Liked by 1 person

  14. 18
    Vladimir Putain says:

    Look at all my soldiers!

    Like

  15. 19

    Only if its halal

    Like

    • 43
      Ja8 says:

      Nah, UKIP are the ones who love Halal, what with Amjad Bashir being a Muslim Halal Restaurant owner. ;)

      Like

  16. 20
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Clegg is that floppy yellow type toast which has been buttered up too much then dropped on the floor.

    Like

    • 52
      thostids says:

      You left out the bit where he is then kicked all around the floor by his wife, pissed on by the family dog, used as a stand-in door-stop and, finally, the Romanian cleaner chucks him in the bin.

      Like

  17. 21
    Gary Elsby Stoke says:

    I LIKE BORIS…….HE’S FUNNY.
    I WANT HIM TO BE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UK AND THE WHOLE WORLD.
    HE MAKES ME LAUGH.

    Liked by 1 person

  18. 23
    Calamity says:

    Like

  19. 24

    Vote UKIP :-D

    Like

    • 38
      Dan Hodges Cat says:

      The cats out the bag or should I say this cat might be out the house.
      Dan found my online request for a companion I sent to the RSPCA which said,
      No bl*ck dogs from Romania need apply.

      Like

  20. 25
    Clegg is an idiot says:

    Just watching Clegg on Sky. He’s still digging in that hole – I am right, I am right, I was right…….zzzzz’ Idiot.

    Like

  21. 26
    Diana Abbott says:

    I aint no toast I is a deep fried chicken muddafuker with enough meat on me thi and bress to feed a whoooole family.

    Like

  22. 27
    Nick Clegg says:

    I’m coming down, coming down like a monkey
    But it’s all right
    Like a load on your back that you can’t see
    But it’s all right
    Try to shake it loose, cut it free, just let it go
    Just get it away from me
    Oh

    Cos tonight, tonight, tonight
    Uh-ho
    I’m gonna make it right
    Tonight, tonight, tonight
    Uh-ho

    Like

  23. 31
    Anonymous says:

    You always know where you aren’t with Boris.

    Like

  24. 32
    10 reasons Clegg shouldn't resign says:

    1/ Err!

    Like

  25. 35

    Wondering if H@rry can give us any tips for the Derby this year.

    After all, he picked the party who came third in the Euros.

    Like

  26. 36
    My crystal ball sees all. says:

    Couldn’t put it better myself, Boris. Whether Clegg stays or goes matters naught to anyone really: if the irrelevant Liberals want to spend the next year bitch-fighting let them get on with it. Doesn’t matter which tw@t leads them, no one will vote for them.

    Like

  27. 37
    Milibanned in 17 countries says:

    I’m fine with toast. So long as there’s no bacon between the slices.

    Like

  28. 40
    Anon says:

    I always toast the ConsLieLaborLebDims Anti-Democracy Alliance
    every morning when I sit on the throne for a very large dump !!

    A very Eco-friendly way to recycle body detritus into a very practical
    deeply satisfying application……& then wiping my ars* clean
    with ConsLieLaborLebDims Anti-Democracy Alliance Loo Paper **
    impregnated with images of CMDD, Red Ed & EUSSR Cloggy…..

    Perfect way to start the day…….

    ** Anti-Democracy Alliance image impregnated Loo Paper
    will soon to be available on Amazon & E-Bay

    Like

    • 49
      A doc says:

      You should wash your arse like the muzzies do instead of pushing shit all over the place…

      Like

  29. 44
    yaosxx says:

    “Yeah, but, No, but Yeah, but…”!
    That’s Boris for you – spitting image of Vicky Pollard and just as intelligent!

    Like

  30. 46
    Oh, really? says:

    “Who cares?”

    Probably one of the most true things Boris has said on Clegg.

    Like

  31. 47
    James O'Bottom says:

    The Lib/Dims have been usurped by the virtually identical ‘Green’ Party. They are no longer necessary.

    Like

  32. 48
    Not in my name says:

    With toxic polling results being paid for and leaked by an “undisclosed party member”?

    More like a lump of smoking carbon being fed into the waste disposal.

    Another Limp Dem Dead Man Walking Leader.

    Like

  33. 53
    Anonymous says:

    “Boris: Is Clegg Toast?”
    Well, if could see his way clear to helping me get Dave’s job. I’d be prepared to butter him up…

    Like


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