May 27th, 2014

Boris: Is Clegg Toast?


  1. 1
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Criminals, Layabouts & other Wasters says:

    Yes he’s toast!

  2. 2

    More beans on toast, innit?

  3. 3
    Cameron says:

    I’m Milquetoast.

  4. 4

    Masterly, Boris. There goes a man who realises that the most stupid thing he could do is let on that he’s not stupid at all. He succeeds admirably.

  5. 5
    Miliband says:

    i eat toast, but I get marmalade on my tie.

  6. 6

    You’re mouldy bread.

  7. 7
    Farage says:

    I drink toasts.

  8. 8
    Socialism is theft says:

    Vince’s favourite meal – Clegg on toast?

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Boris is definitely going to say ‘its a matter of sublime intervention’ not ‘its a matter of supply and demand…’

  10. 10
    Roger Helmer says:

    I’m told senior members of Sheffield Hallam Lib Dems (Clegg’s local party) meeting at 2pm but “it’s not a meeting on leadership issue,just to persuade that twerp,Nick Clegg to stand down”

  11. 11
    Brown says:

    i throw toast.

  12. 12
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Vince Cable’s new ring tone to piss off Nick

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    In that wondrously disjointed set of phrases, Boris gets it right. He doesn’t know and it’s not really his concern. It’s also a jolly way of telling an interviewer he’s asking a pointless question.

  14. 14
    Gravy Train Inc. says:

    Nick Clegg for EU Commissioner: an EXCELLENT idea

  15. 15
    Bosun Higgs says:

    Clegg’s in for a grilling. Can he butter them up?

  16. 16
    Down with Borish says:

    The buffoon act becomes increasingly annoying, compared to Farage’s forthright “Goodbyeeee…”

  17. 17
    Mitch says:

    The problem is, that for that to work he needs to show us his *brilliance* now and again to reassure is that it’s there. But he doesn’t.

    There’s actually a more simple explanation as to why he appears and acts like a buffoon.

  18. 18
    Vladimir Putain says:

    Look at all my soldiers!

  19. 19
  20. 20
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Clegg is that floppy yellow type toast which has been buttered up too much then dropped on the floor.

  21. 21
    Gary Elsby Stoke says:


  22. 22
    Norman Normal says:

    Why do the libdems not realise there is no demand for what they supply?
    This ‘we are right, the electorate is wrong’ business confuses me. I thought democracy worked differently to the libdem ethos?

  23. 23
    Calamity says:

  24. 24

    Vote UKIP :-D

  25. 25
    Clegg is an idiot says:

    Just watching Clegg on Sky. He’s still digging in that hole – I am right, I am right, I was right…….zzzzz’ Idiot.

  26. 26
    Diana Abbott says:

    I aint no toast I is a deep fried chicken muddafuker with enough meat on me thi and bress to feed a whoooole family.

  27. 27
    Nick Clegg says:

    I’m coming down, coming down like a monkey
    But it’s all right
    Like a load on your back that you can’t see
    But it’s all right
    Try to shake it loose, cut it free, just let it go
    Just get it away from me

    Cos tonight, tonight, tonight
    I’m gonna make it right
    Tonight, tonight, tonight

  28. 28
    Cartman says:

  29. 29
    Norman Normal says:

    How’s the toast in Nigeria? I heard you would have those hostages free within a week? How are the negotiations going there Gordon?

  30. 30
    Toaster says:

    @PoliticalPics Is it toast for Nick Clegg?— Gob Phlegm (@GobPhlegm) May 26, 2014

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    You always know where you aren’t with Boris.

  32. 32
    10 reasons Clegg shouldn't resign says:

    1/ Err!

  33. 33
    Norman Normal says:

    Who is the UKIP candidate for mayor of London? :D

  34. 34
    The approaching stench of human excrement, hypocrisy and vague promises says:

    ‘Dave’ is right behind me and he’s going to say Trust me! – I give you my word, – and you know me well enough by now!

  35. 35

    Wondering if H@rry can give us any tips for the Derby this year.

    After all, he picked the party who came third in the Euros.

  36. 36
    My crystal ball sees all. says:

    Couldn’t put it better myself, Boris. Whether Clegg stays or goes matters naught to anyone really: if the irrelevant Liberals want to spend the next year bitch-fighting let them get on with it. Doesn’t matter which tw@t leads them, no one will vote for them.

  37. 37
    Milibanned in 17 countries says:

    I’m fine with toast. So long as there’s no bacon between the slices.

  38. 38
    Dan Hodges Cat says:

    The cats out the bag or should I say this cat might be out the house.
    Dan found my online request for a companion I sent to the RSPCA which said,
    No bl*ck dogs from Romania need apply.

  39. 39
    LabourNutter says:

    I think he was going to say “sublime indifference” rather than “supply and demand”.

  40. 40
    Anon says:

    I always toast the ConsLieLaborLebDims Anti-Democracy Alliance
    every morning when I sit on the throne for a very large dump !!

    A very Eco-friendly way to recycle body detritus into a very practical
    deeply satisfying application……& then wiping my ars* clean
    with ConsLieLaborLebDims Anti-Democracy Alliance Loo Paper **
    impregnated with images of CMDD, Red Ed & EUSSR Cloggy…..

    Perfect way to start the day…….

    ** Anti-Democracy Alliance image impregnated Loo Paper
    will soon to be available on Amazon & E-Bay

  41. 41
    Boris - are the peasants still revolting? says:

    Wiff waff! Poppycock! Smiling piccaninnies with their watermelon smiles!

    I can keep pumping this shit out endlessly, but need a lie down occasionally – if you know what I mean.

  42. 42

    He’ll be lucky if he managed to land butter side up.

  43. 43
    Ja8 says:

    Nah, UKIP are the ones who love Halal, what with Amjad Bashir being a Muslim Halal Restaurant owner. ;)

  44. 44
    yaosxx says:

    “Yeah, but, No, but Yeah, but…”!
    That’s Boris for you – spitting image of Vicky Pollard and just as intelligent!

  45. 45

    Mitch. You see? He’s fooled you as well!

  46. 46
    Oh, really? says:

    “Who cares?”

    Probably one of the most true things Boris has said on Clegg.

  47. 47
    James O'Bottom says:

    The Lib/Dims have been usurped by the virtually identical ‘Green’ Party. They are no longer necessary.

  48. 48
    Not in my name says:

    With toxic polling results being paid for and leaked by an “undisclosed party member”?

    More like a lump of smoking carbon being fed into the waste disposal.

    Another Limp Dem Dead Man Walking Leader.

  49. 49
    A doc says:

    You should wash your arse like the muzzies do instead of pushing shit all over the place…

  50. 50
    broderick crawford says:


    Oi watch it !! That job s already spoken for . Get off my lawn !

  51. 51
    Red Ed says:

    for all that Klegg delivered on the two most important elements of his manifesto :

    1) complete surrender to the EUSSR and
    2) gay marriage

    Well done Klegg your masters are proud of you (and Dim Dave)

  52. 52
    thostids says:

    You left out the bit where he is then kicked all around the floor by his wife, pissed on by the family dog, used as a stand-in door-stop and, finally, the Romanian cleaner chucks him in the bin.

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    “Boris: Is Clegg Toast?”
    Well, if could see his way clear to helping me get Dave’s job. I’d be prepared to butter him up…

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