May 26th, 2014

Where’s Cleggy?


  1. 1
    String Vest says:

    Typing his resignation letter?

    Liked by 1 person

    • 7
      Mitch says:

      He’s on R4 right now talking about electric cars for some reason, but it might be a recorded interview.


      • 18
        String Vest says:

        I hope he raises the point about the disposal of huge amounts of toxic batteries.


        • 33
          Mitch says:

          He didn’t have time because he was explaining why he wants us all to buy one but isn’t going to buy one himself. They’re not big enough, apparently.


        • 35
          rick says:

          Or, running out of power half way up the MI and needing a tow the rest of the way.


          • String Vest says:

            Or waiting 15 hours for a charge before they can resume their journey.


          • Mitch says:

            James May is on saying his electric car has a petrol motor for when he runs flat. He says he doesn’t have an electric car to save the planet; he’s basically showing off, and can afford to.

            One supplier is saying they used to have 3 (!) charge points in the UK. They have more now, and they’re free to use – but not for much longer.

            Oh, and the cars take 2.5 hours to charge up!


          • pookie snackumberger says:

            Or the charge point on a gheto housing estate with a thousand wires feeding off of it.


          • Sing Song Sonny says:

            Mainly true, unless you’ve got an MP’s salary and perks and buy a Tesla.


          • rick says:

            Or – the ‘hybrid’ – the worst of both worlds – having to lug a heavy flat-battery and electric motor around using a small petrol engine. The Liberati were never good at science or engineering.


        • 42
          Gooooodbyeeee!!! says:

          Liked by 1 person

        • 112
          it's a stich up. says:

          cut the stich.


      • 175
        Fuck The One-Eyed Scottish Fucker says:

        Are you sure he’s not talking about electric CHAIRS?


      • 246
        broderick crawford says:

        it very probsbly WAS a recorded interview coz James May was on there too and you don t rxpect a petrolhead to be doing sny work on a Bank Holiday doyou ? — good drinking time going to waste.

        ( Priceless moment when May said he would buy an electric car as an experiment but would rely on his reliable ” other car ” to get him to serious business appointments .
        Interviewer : So what is your other car then ?

        May : Well its my other nirmsl car that s not electric .

        Interviewr : Yes but what is it ?

        Msy :: It s er… just my normsl car the one I currently own .

        Interviwer : Yes but what make is it ?

        May ( with some reticence ) Well … it s er … a……….Ferrari . )


    • 26
      Caligula's horse says:

      Let’s have Saint Vince as Libdem Leader…

      At least that will be a laugh… and, beneath it all, he’s a harmless old codger…

      Or how about that chap Limpdem Toothpick or whatever he’s called…or has he been put out to grass?


      • 44
        The Grim Reaper says:

        Harmless old codger??….tell that to his constituents, many of whom loathe him.

        This ex-Labour activist & so-called Business Secretary is an unreconstructed business hating socialist…..


        • 63
          UKIP massacred our fluffy bunnies Labour family says:

          He is the most destructive old codger known to man. He has wiped out many businesses and they still don’t know where his tax-dodging off-shore accounts are? Also he may have a handicap in running the Limpdumbs as he doesn’t appear to have enough sexual perversions.


        • 173
          inside out says:

          Won’t need a ministerial car he can use his bus pass,on the tube from Twikkers.


      • 45
        Sir Bentley Pauncefoot (deceased) says:

        I think you’ll find the name is Limbo Opticks, actually. As for his herbal preferences, I really couldn’t say.


      • 201
        still walking into darkness says:

        Ask anyone who worked with him at Shell what he’s like. To save you the trouble I’ll tell what they think, the common view is that he’s a complete c*unt of the highest order is our Vincent, about as genuine as a £9 note


      • 248
        broderick crawford says:

        No …. Lembik Toothpick is no longer an MP and any way I think he got his back broken by some tyke up North when reduced financial circumstsnces and joblessness forced Toothpick to seek pecuniary reward by taking oart totally unprepared in an illegal wrestling match where he was duly floored in one if the early rounds .

        Hope the money was good Lemsip …especially as you were still dating those (Romanian /Bulgarian ?)Cheeky Girls . I bet they stripped you … of the contents of your wallet ….


    • 67
      A1 Lady says:

      I am a man.


      • 72
        iRa says:

        mount the batten. blow the horn. the shooters are out.
        tring tring, Lady Caligulla speaking.


        • 75
          clegg dumps cameron says:

          the camera is up.


        • 121
          Anonymous says:

          you know it is incredibly bad form for members of aberdeen council to be pretending they are irish republicans. then again you are all common purpose so you think you have a right to “lead beyond authority” and that you will be “leaders in the post democratic future”. however you have finally cottoning on to the stark fact you haven’t got away with your treacherous and murderous act that you brought upon london in july 2005

          baring in mind you were also behind the ryan and crossnan murders i would take note that you might possibly have just signed your own death warrants with the above threat.

          how confident am i about all this? well i am now going to saunter about town for a few hours because i am fucking invincible. you bombed my own town and then tried to pin the blame on me you FUCKING WANKERS, and why? because of my special email chum.


          • Fuck The One-Eyed Scottish Fucker says:

            Anonymous – this endless, pointless, vicious, badly-written drivel does you no favours. Get yourself to a psychiatric facility at once. I really do fear for your psychological well-being. We won’t miss you!


      • 84
        Austin Tash says:


    • 78
      Ellie-Mae (9) says:


    • 153
      Drug oVer Lord says:

      destroy the house of lords.
      cricket, palace, chruch, surgery, . replace willow, weknow by kingfisher.
      human brain and sheep brain, what is the difference.


    • 271
      The Growler says:

      Have you lot forgotten these two singing Cleggie’s song?


    • 274

      He might as well write his resignation in crayon – he is a laughing stock


  2. 2
    Sheffield says:

    Fuck off Cleggy you odious C*NT


    • 229
      why are we waiting... says:

      btw, what’s the latest on the Tower Hamlets result?


      • 256
        broderick crawford says:

        George Galloway has just been elected Grand Charlemagne of the Holy Roman Empire of Bethnal Green .

        ( does he still represent Tower Hamlets or is he now Supreme Imam of the People s Democratic Republic of Bradford Jamahariyah) ?


  3. 3
    A Turnip Taliban says:

    That cartoon is way behind the curve

    Clegg’s missus told him he could not go out this morning, because his trousers have been removed…


  4. 4
    Leonid B'rittan says:

    He was such a Loverly boy when he worked for me as well.

    Who’d a thowt it???


  5. 5
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Sitting in a corner , crying his eyes out.


  6. 6
    Mohammed Iqbal says:

    Great to see Amjad Bashir elected as UKIP’s MEP in the North-West. Allah Akhbar!


  7. 8
    thostids says:

    He’s told himself that the LibDems doubled their holding and that he won the argument. He has began sent several pages of small print explaining that 11-10=1. Losers get trashed.


  8. 9
    Cynical prat says:

    First class Eurostar seat for Mr Clegg.


    • 263
      broderick crawford says:

      No it s not . Not unless he can get a Commissionship vua his Dutch connections .

      The only UK commisioner job up for grabs has just been given by Cammo to his old millionaire mate and general NHS disaster ….AndreW Lansley !!!


    • 273
      Just for a Giggle says:

      First Class ejector Seat more like?


  9. 10
    Champagne salesman says:

    Now that Europe is Balkanised

    Let’s go a giant gas deal with Vladdy like the Chinese

    And forget about boring politics…

    We should elect David Beckham as PM next time around

    And have the delectable Posh as First Lady

    That, at least, will give us some laughs…


    • 30
      Sue Denim says:

      Not such a bad idea.

      At least David and Victoria know how to make money.

      They have probably made enough between them to wipe out the national debt.


    • 264
      broderick crawford says:

      Won t be very nice for Beckham though .

      Every night Victoria will INSIST that he finish off his big red ….boxes.


  10. 11
    The British media are cunts says:

    More like his dyke hag wife has given him a load of washing to do.

    Listening to the BBC interviewing Limp Dums, Liebore and Tory cuunts they still don’t get it do they?

    Totally ignoring the UKIP vote and the anti EU vote across the EU.

    The people of Europe don’t want political integration, but the politicians and BBC are still running around with their fingers in their ears.


  11. 12
    Star wars (twelve on a blue flag to be precise) says:

    I did my best master but UKIP forces were to powerful.


    • 61
      Mangochutney says:


      • 76
        Gee Whizz says:

        Which “political pundit” actually believed Clegg had won either of the debates?
        Clegg will be remembered for his “only 7% of British law originated by the EU”.
        Oh hold on, the BBC DID believe he made a good showing – oh and the Guardian and oh ………………………..


      • 106
        Editor of the Sun says:

        Ashcrofts should be seen but not heard


    • 91
      Austin Tash says:

      Today is truly historic. “Star Wars” was released on this day in 1977. Now, 37 years later, the rebels have struck a blow against another evil empire.


      • 142
        Bill Quango MP says:

        Darth Barruso: Do not underestimate the powers of the dark side. There are forces you in the Euinverse you cannot comprehend..

        General Clegg: but were wiped out! Your Tobin tax won’t give me back my MEPs..we lost ! We ahh, argh ugh..(holds throat..choking noises)

        Darth Barruso: I find your lack of faith in the federalist project … Disturbing..

        Grand Moff Van Rompouy: enough of this bickering! Release him!
        Now, how long until the abolition of national voting is complete?

        Liked by 1 person

  12. 13
    Aaron D Highside says:

    Cleggover (noun): a sleepover for doomed politicons. Often involves another party.


  13. 14
    The British media are cunts says:

    I notice that there were a lot of other anti EU parties standing, would be interesting to see all their votes totalled up with UKIP’s.


    • 48
      Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

      The one that was first on the list , seems to have had a lot of votes, considering noone has heard of it.


      • 80
        BBC is shit says:

        Britain is getting to the stage where we’ll be needing UN observers during elections.
        That isn’t a joke either.

        Liked by 1 person

        • 97
          and says:

          Be interesting to know exactly how many votes
          ‘An Independence From Europe’at the top of the
          ballot papers,stole from UKIP.


          • Purple Dogzzz says:

            See what Farage said about it post #42 above.


          • Expat Geordie says:

            235,124 according to the BBC website, or 154,379 less than the S&P, or 123,260 more than Plaid Cymru.

            The difference between UKIP and Labour was 331,405.


          • Rtd Colonel says:

            Don’t forget UK EPP either – how was that allowed by the useless Jenny Watson – also is analysis of the postal/walk up votes available or would that be too obvious?


    • 272
      NE Frontiersman says:

      What was interesting tonight was to see a young, left-wing Spaniard on BBC news saying that he wanted his country’s independence back, control of his borders and to stop a downward wages spiral, and nobody called him a racist.

      The silence of such an argument here from the left is an interesting question.
      I ask my leftier friends to say why they think Bob Crow was wrong to want us out of the EU, and answer comes there none.


  14. 15
    RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

    Lacks the ability to tell the truth, could not lie straight in bed!


  15. 16
    Guffaws says:

    Q: What to the Lib Dems have in a common with a toilet?
    A: They’ve both got one seat and are getting dumped on!


  16. 17
    Lord Anji Boulton of Westminster and Sky says:

    I give up

    First Anji’s boss, Don Toni, get the boot and is blackened

    Now my little friend Nick get’s it up his ying yong

    What is our nice insiders’ world coming to?


  17. 19
    Erebus Black says:

    I heard he was last seen on suicide watch.


  18. 20
    Bob Crow says:

    S’all FATCHER’S fawt!


  19. 22
    Press Gazette says:

    Nice to see Toilets ranting about Millionaire Tax Evader Ed…

    Like he rants against the Tories and all things South

    Does his giant chip on the shoulder prevent him from liking anyone?


    • 43
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      Toilets is well balanced like – he has a huge chip on each shoulder.


      • 59
        Ed Fatliner says:

        More like toilet closet doors!!
        The feckin’ geordie hypocrite!
        rED wEDge Bully Bragg is one also.
        Do as I say not as I do!


        • 158
          Expat Geordie says:

          The Bard of Basildon Bílly Bragg now lives in Burton Bradstock, Dorset. The same Burton Bradstock where part of the cliff collapsed onto the beach last year killing a sunbather. It was fingers crossed at the time that it was Bílly, but our luck wasn’t in.


      • 70
        Sky News says:

        Fair and balanced


  20. 23
    Fuck off Cleggy we want Vinnie (an even bigger twat than you) says:

    Sorry Cleggy but you have been found out

    You are a Kipper – two faced and no guts


    • 81
      Gee Whizz says:

      Problem is that Cleggover is like Miliband. It is better to keep him in place otherwise the odious and incompetent Vince Cable and Ed Balls Up will be potential leaders.


  21. 24
    Round_or_Flat says:

    It was that expensive Labour Party Political promo that really belittled and fixed Clegg in the mind of the Public as the little man of politics.
    He will shortly be making a new movie, entitled:
    “Hey Honey I’ve shrunk the Libs!”


  22. 25
    Lolita says:

    Illegal Teeth whitening


  23. 27
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    I think a Libcrap ex MEP is a little upset that people never voted for the Libcraps, I guess he’s going to take his ball home.


  24. 28

    He’s preparing a speech on why are you lot so thick !
    I told you that we are better off in europe and you lot just dont get it !
    If it were left to him , you wouldn’t get to vote because you just dont understand that we need to be in europe or you will all become unemployed and die

    what is wrong with you all ?


  25. 29
    UKIP Voter says:

    Both the libdems and the Cons blame each other for not being able to do what they wanted while in a coalition government.
    If two parties in one coalition can’t get fuck all done what chance has hundreds of parties in dozens of coalitions?
    Of course that is the exact point of the EU parliament.
    To get nothing done while the deals laws basically everything is decided by the unelected officials.
    Any Liberal Labour or Conservative who says they believe in the EU legislative construct is a C*nt.


  26. 32
    HenryV says:

    Does that mean Clegg is using government facilities for party political purposes?

    I am never sure what they can and can’t do. It wouldn’t surprise me if it was perfectly acceptable that the Lib Dems lose but he is allowed to use tax payer funded phones to shore up his political defences. Ha the joke is on us.


  27. 36
    LibLabCon/MSM General Election Campaign Grid says:

    Monday 26th May 2014: Attack UKIP.
    Tuesday 27th May 2014: Attack UKIP.
    Wednesday 28st May 2014: Attack UKIP
    Repeat daily until…
    Thursday 7th May 2015


    • 145
      i bet says:

      Every attack will strengthen people’s resolve to vote for UKIP.


    • 185
      Fishy says:

      Do fuck off.

      UKIP are one of the big boys now. They are entitled to be scrutinised like everyone else. So stop blarting when someone legitimately challenges them.

      Firewalling scrutiny is something Labour does to evade their responsibilities.


  28. 38
    Revolting peasant says:

    I don’t even want to hear the profundity of the punditry

    LibLabCon got it up the moriarty and they must change course now

    Otherwise the Turnip Taliban will sweep the whole country


  29. 39
    Cynic2 says:

    Who is he ringing? There’s noone left


  30. 47
    Purple Dogzzz says:


  31. 51
    The British media are cunts says:

    Hmm. Sky News calling it a political earthquake. Over at the BBC Toenails and Norman Smith deny it’s an earthquake.


    • 57
      BBC is shit says:

      Mr Khan community leader had a point when he accused the BBC of being racist for investigating Tower Hamlets for running bent elections.
      Normally the BBC aren’t bothered about vote rigging certainly when it’s Labour getting those bent votes.
      What happened is Tower hamlets though is that Labour weren’t getting those votes Mr Khan community leader was.
      So good of the BBC to jump so high when a Labour c*nt cries foul.


  32. 56
    The Beast of Bolsover says:


  33. 60
    Cynic2 says:

    Like Hitler in his bunker.

    I vil send in Field Marschall Paddy Pantsdown from ze west. He vill form ze hammer oin ze anvil of General Hughes 1st CND Corps and ve vill crush ze dissenters in ze party

    But Mein Fuhrer ze Field Marschall has been caught wiv ‘is pantsdown vile as we speak der General is in discussions vif ze Reichahs Party Kabinett on ze Leadership and has ben seen sharpening ‘is zword

    Oh sheisse


  34. 62
    Joe Public. says:

    Clegg was on BBC radio 4 this lunchtime advocating electric cars and HE was going to spend £500 million on their development, and a further large amount of public money (no details) on car charging infrastrure.
    He then revealed the person he is by stating he was NOT going to buy and drive an electric car, but was a keen advocate of them.
    I suspect St Vince Incapable is plotting a take over of the Limp(ing) Dims in preparation for allying them to his previous party – Labour.


    • 109
      Austin Tash says:

      Wind turbines have been a great success, so this is the next logical step…

      Three cheers for Cleggy, tackling the important issues facing our country.


      • 124
        Enough of this shite says:

        30 of the ridiculous car charging points installed at great cost in Northern Ireland weren’t used, even once, in the year since installation.


  35. 65
    BBC is shit says:

    Union Jacks being waved by the Labour party and the Conservatives at GE time.
    How the fuck they can claim to have a mandate from the people to be pro European god only knows.
    Wrap yourself in the EU rag like Clegg did you wankers be honest for once in your fucking lives


  36. 69
    Start the car says:

    Vince Cable is the one you should be looking for. You know where you are with Clegg, but Cable is fucking dangerous!!!


  37. 73
    Calamity (you know the rest) says:

    Hey Guido

    That cartoon started with me in my trousers

    Now they have disappeared…

    Not fair and balanced you know…


  38. 74
    7% my arse ! says:

    Maybe he’s in the House of Commons library looking up some more spurious and fictitious figures ?


  39. 77
    Its only a matter of time says:

    Is the EU election results ‘Downfall ‘ video out yet ?


    • 92
      M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

      It’s ready but just being translated into several other European languages at great cost. Will be issued in a few months.


  40. 79
    Ou est le quisling? says:


  41. 86
    Saucy Sophie Ridge says:

    Breaking news from No 10

    Rumpy Pumpy and Barroso have just been offered UK life peerages

    Along with that Italian who is PM of Belgium, and a shirt lifter…

    That will satisfy the quotas, said Dave’s spokeslady, Gabby Bertin

    PS Hi Gabs…We still love you….!


  42. 88
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    UKIP is a one-hit wonder. Its taxation policies alone would destroy the NHS. If you can call them policies. They’re just another bunch of failed used-car salesmen who got lucky as a voice for racists, the nervous, and the plain ignorant. They put the rant into ignorant. A typical european reaction to economic collapse.
    Voting for UKIP at a general election would be like voting for the Steam Preservation Society, only paranoid. Like trusting your children’s education to the army. Or more likely, Mcdonalds


    • 99
      M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

      Its (sic) taxation policies alone (sic) would destroy the NHS.

      Close down the taxpayer funded death camps? They’ve got my vote.


      • 142
        Socialism is theft says:

        Someone doesn’t like it that the established parties have finally been found out for what they are by large swathes of the public. Oh dear, how sad, never mind.


    • 101
      The Future is so easy to predict these days says:

      You been smelling too many of your own establishment farts mate.
      Go away


    • 104
      concrete pump says:

      Keep whining pussy. Your delusion is funny.

      Shouldn’t mock the afflicted, i know….


    • 105
      i wonder says:

      Is that you Jasmine journomummy?


    • 157
      one and one is two says:

      Oh, dear mousey, the NHS is just job protection for the unions, they have forgotten it’s a place to heal and make people well whatever their age, we have had enough of your lot, high taxes, lies, corruption, lies, green taxes, lies , whitewash, more lies , more green taxes, EU, lies more green taxes , a Steam Preservation Society has more knowledge of business than any of your MP’s will ever have, they have to, the army you do a disservice to as they employ British teachers in a union or otherwise in all parts of the world they are stationed and they do pay for some kids to get private schooling while their mum and dad are away somewhere, Mc Donalds have their own university and teach and train people to do work for them, that’s why they have a massive business all over the world, do you know what work is Mousey, you are certainly are not a Liebour supporter Mousey as you have denigrated decent people in your so called attack on UKIP


    • 176
      The Dodo of Libdemeralism says:

      Good. We like all that shit. If you don’t, fuck off to Australia – if they’ll have you.


    • 255
      táxpáyér says:

      Destroy the NHS and you might actually get a decent hospital.



  43. 89
    what a gay dave says:


    Come out come out wherever you are


    • 94
      Bumsex Dave is next in the firing line says:

      He’s hiding in the closet, Dave.

      He dare not come out like all your gay mates.


  44. 90
    Nickelarse -- You're Kippered says:

    FFS Nicklearse — just say “Bollux to the lot of you” and catch the Euro-star to Brussels to take up your platinum plated sinecure.

    How much stronger do you need the message to be?


  45. 95
    Fatbott stupidity watch says:

    The stupid woman thinks a divided Britain is a good thing.


    • 102
      Jezza says:

      stupid, stupid bitch – part of the problem, not the solution


    • 103
      A fool in her swill says:

      Given that UKIP hasn’t set up a London base yet and only put in a limited effort. That Mrs Abbott is a very good result for UKIP, but your racism makes you blind.


    • 110
      Bin Effiz Khalidmen says:

      She’s talking about Londonistan.


    • 113
      M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

      Still a significant rise, nothing to crow about. She really is fick innit.


    • 126
      Diana Abbott says:

      Dem bumberclat honkies who live in Newarkshire can vote for the Babylon me no care.
      We got the hood.


    • 129
      Ed Fatliner says:

      Be honest Ms Bushmeat, you metropolitan elite and parasites down there require all the immigrants you can get to service your households with slave labour!



    • 147
      Tower Hamlets EU Banana Republic says:

      Only 6% because we ran out of time to FIX the remainder of the votes.


    • 197
      Fishy says:

      That’s because Labour knew that 68% of immigrants vote Labour – the reason that Labour set about importing votes form 1997 onwards.

      Labour could no longer trust the working class to vote for them after they turned to Thatcher and Major in their millions. THAT’s why drastic action was needed to keep the flame of socialism alive.

      Socialism, Miliband, Balls, Cooper, Burnham need to be destroyed next year.


    • 275
      (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

      Shut the fuck up, you fat slag!


  46. 96
    The Future is so easy to predict these days says:

    Don’t know where Clegg is now but we all know where he will be in 2015.
    A commanding job in Brussels having his dick sucked by whatever British PM is in office.


  47. 100
    Politics is a dirty business says:

    Nick Clegg must have some serious dirt on Lord Paddy Pantsdown!


  48. 107
    Nick Clegg and the LibDems ---> GOOOODBYEEEEE!!! says:

    This certainly was a “free hit” election…LOL!


  49. 115
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Bring back Cyril Smith. He has a way with young people.


  50. 116
    Vince Cable says:

    Lembit Opik for leader of the Liberal Democrats – the campaign starts here! > Seconded! Let’s get it on !


  51. 122
    Stu says:

    You stupid ungrateful peasants, I mean voters. Slip of the tongue. I am the messiah and there is only one gospel laid down by my fathers in Brussels.

    How dare you go against it I will smite you all when I stop crying.

    Pick whichever of the Liblabcon dick heads living in the London bubble that think they lead us you like.


  52. 123
    Ed The Weirdo says:

    Ed The Weirdo is speaking to Cleggy about forming the next Coalition government.


  53. 125
    Mickey Gove says:

    UKIP Pledges to Ban Education in Schools


    • 198
      Socialism is theft says:

      I think Labour beat them to that 17 years ago.


      • 237
        A doc says:

        Long before that!! It all started with that witch Shirley Williams and her ejakashun “reforms” back in the mid 1960s.


        • 249
          Cato Street Conspirator says:

          Indeed, and then Thatcher in the 70s went on to comprehensivise more grammar schools than any secretary for education before or after.


    • 254
      táxpáyér says:

      Yes. UKIP does promise to ban special green religious classes masquerading as science.


  54. 127
    Ed Fatliner says:

    Chris Leslie on Al-Beeba WatO in total denial about Liebour the forthcoming GE and Europe question!

    Fuckwittery at it’s best!!


    • 250
      Cato Street Conspirator says:

      Don’t be daft, he was just marking time until Miliband announces Labour is going to hold a referendum.


  55. 130
    rinky stingpiece says:

    applying to join Labour?
    writing a begging letter for an EU commissioner job?
    the Liberals are finished…

    the Frankenstein corpse of pseudo-Liberalism is finally dead.


  56. 133
    Nick Clegg says:

    I’m nearly 48 years old with the energy, body and skin of a healthy 18 year old. Watch this space.


    • 161
      The Future is so easy to predict these days says:

      No ‘watch this space’ about it.
      Min of 20 years as EU Commissar with your nose in the trough.
      Damn,in a 20 year time frame you’ll even have the Clegg Jnr’s slurping from the gravy train Kinnochio style.


  57. 134
    millipede says:

    Vote brian gerrish!


  58. 136
    Mr Clifford says:

    My client,Nick Clegg to make first statement on European election result at 2pm on Sky News.


  59. 137
    James O'Bottom says:

    Look let’s just enjoy the moment we won!!!! 100
    + local seats top of the Euros. Let’s savour it. Forget Smegg him and Scameron are heading for the dustbin of history.


  60. 138
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    If you see Nick, tell him.


  61. 139
    Ed The Weirdo says:

    But Mr Miliband said the party would not
    be changing its position on a referendum
    on EU membership.


  62. 146
    Ed Miliband says:

    Who Nick Clegg?


  63. 148
    HenryV says:

    I have just been told for third time today that I am lunatic for thinking the EU is a socialist project and that the anti-EU parties need to prove why we would be better out.


    • 156
      how about these 3 for starters? says:

      We’d be £50 million a day better off.
      We wouldn’t be supporting 46,000 Eurocrats.
      We could make our own laws and run our own country.


      • 195
        Socialism is theft says:

        Plus all the red tape and restrictive laws that are making European industry uncompetitive in the global market.


    • 163
      Piss off Europhiles says:

      Look at the EU parliament.
      Made up of hundreds of parties in dozens of coalitions with no hope of any consensus or agreement.
      About as effective as the one in North Korea.
      I rest my case m’lord.


      • 204
        HenryV says:

        I was hoping for something more than just plain facts.

        I am told these days perceptions count more than facts.

        How can the EU be anything but a socialist project?


        • 239
          Progressive wanker says:

          Look, it’s easy to rumble a socialist project.
          Employs thousands of people at taxpayer expense
          Invariably costs overrun.
          Always has big posh buildings
          Consistently marred by internal fighting
          Mainly ignored by everybody around it
          Runs on principles of “do as I say not as I do”
          Big wigs leave rich
          Eventually gets abandoned

          Oh, er, hang on a minute..


      • 252
        One of the Kim family says:

        What you mean? Mt parliament in People’s Democratic Republic of Korea very effective. It do what I say.


  64. 150
    Peter Grimes says:

    Bite the bullet, Cloggy, preferably at 1500 feet/sec.

    I’ll buy you the accompanying whisky!


  65. 155
    fedz says:

    ……is that Herman?, Cleggy here…….gis-a-job!


  66. 158
  67. 162
    It's not r4pe because you didn't say no says:

    When will somebody name this man in public, and let the law take it’s course?


  68. 164
    Tower Hamlets EU Banana Republic says:

    Clegg on TV now he clearly been crying. He brings tears to my eyes as well.


    • 167
      concrete pump says:

      Red eyed indeed, he looks completely crushed.

      6pm this evening, he’ll be gone.


  69. 166
    Anonymous says:


  70. 168
    Roger Helmer says:

    Let’s play darts.


  71. 170
    Max Clifferd says:

    Nick will not be doing further interviews today.Thankyou


  72. 171
    Anonymous says:

    Looks like Nick Clegg used the old Onion trick.


    • 178
      Tony Benn says:

      I agree being dead is quite a huge setback but I reckon there’s at least one last election in me.


      • 202
        Socialism is theft says:

        What an arrogant bastard he is.


      • 268
        HenryV says:

        From what I saw at the polling station on Thursday if it wasn’t for corpses voting for Labour their vote would have collapsed. You couldn’t move on the community centre car park for Labour activists in their new Jags, BMWs, and Skodas ferrying in the over 70s to vote. They had the routine well sussed. They would stand talking in a group in the parking spots closet to the door. Then as if by magic they would move just when one of their cars came on to the car park. The mobile telephone is a thing of wonder. Shame they couldn’t apply the same nouse to running the council. At least their leader got the heave ho thank to UKIP.


    • 179
      inside out says:

      Man of principal then.


      • 241
        A doc says:

        A man of principal is somebody who is quite wealthy, whereas a man of principle is never what any politician aspires to be – and although Clegg is undoubtedly filthy rich he has never once in his life heard of the word ‘principle’.


    • 180
      Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

      The question can’t get through all that wool.


    • 181
      one and one is two says:

      the setback is so far back, he needs a long distance flight to get to it.


  73. 172
    UnLike Labour says:

    Those howwid UKIP people are beating uth on Fathebook.

    How ith thith pothible? Our supporterth are young and cool and hip and uthe thothal media all the time.

    Can’t thomeone thend thome pothtal ‘Liketh’ to our page?


    • 222
      Diana Abbott says:

      No problem Ed we don’t need no honky workin man vote ting we got the riot class voters man.


  74. 177
    one and one is two says:

    Wow, an MP has suddenly realised that the attacks on Farage left UKIP unchallenged going into the voting, well blow me down with a feather , realisation by an MP who has taken the blinkers of hate away has figured out somthing, must be the worry that their troughing rights may be in danger.


    • 186
      String Vest says:

      These were not just attacks, they were an active campaign by state and private media on a party that was growing in popularity and the media were putting their vested interests before that of journalism or professionalism in broadcasting and the press.

      They failed.


      • 191
        Reader says:

        We now need to have a long cold look at all the media outlets people who joined in and require an explanation from them.

        So Guido, you first. What on earth possessed you to give Neo-Guido the go-ahead to peddle all those smears? Was Rupert, or someone else, paying you guys?


        • 203
          The Human Centipede that crawls around Westminster says:

          The only way to sort the media and politicians now is with a fucking crowbar.


  75. 182
    Lemsip Ropedick says:


  76. 183
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Mummy mummy those nasty people don’t like me.


  77. 187
    The Dutch Ambassador says:

    Nick, you can come home now.


  78. 188
    Vince Cabal says:

    I am in the Far East with a toothache. I have never heard of Nick Clogg or the EU.

    Liked by 1 person

  79. 190
    gildedtumbril says:

    Cleggover is…dead.


  80. 194
    A modern Democracy? says:

    Sorry if this link has been posted here, but it is an account from a 2014 count in Tower Hamlets. Either search “Gold” or scroll down to his posting. A must read for any here interested in democracy:

    The results showing 50%+ turnout are here:


    • 228
      BBC is shit says:

      The only good news is that it will be labour suffering from losing votes to the various Mr Khan community leader parties.


  81. 196
    Roger Helmer says:

    Reality is that UKIP wants to add another £70 billions worth of austerity & wreck the NHS.

    Good Afternoon .


    • 206
      Establishment guy alert says:



      • 212
        Socialism is theft says:

        The NHS needs replacing with any one of a hundred patient-friendly systems around the world that do not lead to people dying in bug-infested hospitals with apathetic nurses and extortionate doctors.

        If the NHS is so good how come no other country has even tried to emulate it?


    • 207
      Socialism is theft says:

      So kindly give links to the UKIP manifesto for the next GE that has not been announced yet.


    • 213
      String Vest says:

      Reality is that last week they were being called racists, lunatics and fruitcakes. Now you are resorting to blatant lies and misinformation.

      Good afternoon.


    • 230
      @hateliebour says:

      Will Liebour when they get back in, start to tax OAP pensions as they have promised or will they wait until they go into a hospital and put more tax on death duties.


    • 266
      Taxpayer funded astroturfing EU Troll says:

      £70 billions? Is that like hundreds of trillions?


  82. 199
    Schadenfreude says:

    Take your pick:

    a) holed up repeatedly washing his hair trying to tone down the somewhat lurid result of some unwise pre election fettling.

    b) En route to China to join Vince Cable, who really did have a VERY good reason to be elsewhere on the night. Honest.

    c) Trying to be a brave little soldier whilst phoning around for support, denying he is a “serious problem” and not part of a “toxic brand”

    d) Trying to reanimate Danny Alexander, who looked stunned as Martin Tod set out the dreadful truth for him (that he is both part of the serious problem and the toxic brand) as they were both live on the BBC last night. He was catatonic.

    e) Preparing another well considered set of points to explain how they had bravely and rightly set out to take a pro EU stand and that we are all just too stupid to understand how clever they are.

    f) Considering how his wife’s career as Head of the EU Trade and EU Relations practice at Dechert is going to pan out now.


  83. 200
    what a gay dave says:

    Nobody who wants to hang onto power after results like this should never have had any power in the first place


  84. 208
    Day jar vue says:

    Clegg Begins Month Of Psychiatric Tests
    The looser will be assessed by a panel of four experts for up to 30 days after a doctor diagnosed him with an anxiety disorder.


  85. 209
    Bathe in a bath of pus you lying toad says:

    Poor Nick.


    • 224
      ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:



  86. 210
    Liberal Democrat Travel Department says:

    The Leader has been arranging for his family to flee back to their own country.


  87. 211
    Is Clegg incapable of telling the truth ? says:

    FFS Clegg is still lying his head off. The twat would have us believe that resignation has ‘not crossed his mind’ since the euro elections. Jesus, does he take us for fools, any human being in his position would have considered this.


    • 259
      Village Idiot says:

      …He looked like he was on his way to a meeting with a pearl handled revolver!


  88. 214
    Socialism is theft says:

    Clegg last seen entering rehab.


  89. 215
    Neil Hamilton says:

    Does Nigel Farage actually have a wife?? she is well hidden.


    • 226
      Slotgob only slightly smaller than her arse says:

      I wish Blair had kept his fucking missus hidden.


    • 227
      @hateliebour says:

      So you didn’t get the circular tonails Robinson sent out, while he was attacking Nigel Farage over Nigal Farage employing his German wife and not employing a British wife.


  90. 219
    The Scarlet Pimperlne says:

    He’s with me.


  91. 221
    Maria Miller says:

    Has Clegg resigned yet?


  92. 223
    @hateliebour says:

    Just been asked by my missus about some of the UKIP MEPs, no idea who she voted for, so I pulled up a couple from the UKIPMEP list and showed her the info on them, all I got was, oh, they’re business people then and walked away, still no idea why.


  93. 231
    @hateliebour says:

    Great Merkel is pissed off, a result at last.


    • 238
      Is Clegg incapable of telling the truth ? says:

      I noticed she used the Royal ‘we’ as if she speaks for everyone and all agree with her viewpoint on the EU.


      • 243
        A doc says:

        According to the foreign papers review on Sky earlier today, they showed a German paper which claimed she had won a landslide.

        Now who is telling the truth here?


  94. 232
    Dean B says:

    After the next election, it seems likely that most of the remaining LDs will be the ones who are happiest doing another deal with the Tories…

    … which will be interesting if they hold the balance of power again in a hung parliament. The rest of them will have naffed off to vote for Labour or Green to begin with…


  95. 233
    Londoner says:

    Some interesting voting figures in London. In Waltham Forest, where I didn’t even have a UKIP candidate I could vote in my ward for in the local elections, UKIP polled 10,677 votes in the European elections, beating the Conservative party, which stood right across the borough and polled only 9,442 votes, into second place.

    The Tories actually have a sitting MP, Iain Duncan Smith who represents the northern part of the borough, which comprises three Parliamentary constituencies. The Tories also have 16 councillors to labour’s 44 on the borough, the Tory councillors predominately in IDS’s Chingford constituency.

    The Greens polled 7,078 votes, and the LibDems only 4,416 votes, to come fifth. Labour, which has two MPs, Stella Creasy and John Cryer in Walthamstow and Leyton & Wanstead respectively, attracted 28,205 votes in total.


    • 244
      A doc says:

      So the postal service does work in some areas of London then.


      • 251
        Londoner says:

        The area involved has a population of about a quarter of a million. This puts the actual votes received by any of these participants in the election into quite a perspective. Looks like the ‘return to sender’ party was robbed.


  96. 245

    illegal teeth whitening


  97. 247
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    The Dept for Business Innovation & Skills – is infested with Common Purpose vermin.


  98. 269
    ron Vibbentrop says:

    If the back stabber Cable becomes leader the election will be much sooner than expected. Time the old duffer was put down.


  99. 270
    Mike Fader says:

    Telling that the decision to tell Rupert to take a long hike re control of BSkyB still lingers in the editorial thought process at Osterley. The gushing bimbo presenting Sky’s coverage of the Farage situation at lunchtime today was directed perfectly to cut from the live UKIP press conference just as the Great Defender was about to speak – straight to the boy Clegg telling the world that he thinks he has some substance…and its everyone else’s fault.

    Rich. Sad, but rich.


  100. 276

    the fucker clegg is a dead parrot.


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