May 26th, 2014

WATCH: Nigel Farage Victory Speech


  1. 1
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Well done.

  2. 2
    Don't Call Me Dave says:

    Watch the Labour MEP shaking her head in the background. As usual, the political classes in utter denial.

  3. 3
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    So when do we start hanging ‘em all?

  4. 4
    Tachybaptus says:

    More than anything, the pleasure is in seeing the smug liberal consensus getting the kicking they deserve.

  5. 5
    String Vest says:

    They still do not understand. Clueless.

  6. 6
    Glott Alstop says:

    Delectable to see the Lib Dem humiliation!

  7. 7
    Anonymouse says:

    What’s the new consensus, illiberal?

  8. 8
    Rickytshirt says:

    He meant ‘liberal’.

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Over 50% vote turnout in Tower Hamlets, most from beyond the grave.

  10. 10
    Voter says:


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    Hear All See All Say nowt says:

    No Manners. Sadly, to be expected

  12. 12
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    LOL :)

  13. 13
    paint by numbers says:

    ICM poll closest

  14. 14
    All the fun of a lynching but without the mess says:

    I hope they will hang themselves first. Those who don’t get the hint can be dealt with next week.

  15. 15
    jimmy the fish says:

    Go on Nigel

    Good to know that in the corner of his bedroom, Dan Hodges is weeping softly right this very moment.

  16. 16
    All the fun of a lynching but without the mess says:

    Good point. What excuses are the others coming out with?

  17. 17
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Typical Labour.

  18. 18
    Busted Nokia says:

    should be fun in 12 months time

  19. 19
    jimmy the fish says:

    I am a firm believe in democracy. I also believe there is such a thing as society and it matters a great deal and immigration is killing us, especially the poor. Those are two main reasons to vote ukip.

    But I am very happy for another reason tonight – simple fairness. I’ve seen the entire media, the entire establishment, all their toadies in the press and on twitter line up to unfairly smear Nigel and many millions of normal decent people who simply don’t want their country to be swamped. Dan Hodges is obviously the most infamous and reviled but he’s not the only one. They failed spectacularly to smear him. Indeed it seems they helped Farage. Farage and 99% of Ukip supporters are transparently decent fair-minded people who should never have been smeared in that way and this great victory tonight is a vindication for fairness.

  20. 20
    Ivory Tower Syndrome says:

    No detectable change in policy from the liblabcon so far.

  21. 21
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Well said Jimmy.

  22. 22
    Rickytshirt says:

    You sure about that?

    ‘In the final ICM/Sunday Telegraph poll before the European elections, a fairly close three horse race has emerged, with the poll suggesting that Labour is just ahead of the Conservatives and UKIP, with only a 4-point gap between the three parties.

    The standings are:
    Labour 29%
    Conservative 26%
    UKIP 25%
    Liberal Democrat 7%
    Green 6%
    Other 6%’

  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

  24. 24
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    The vote for where your British taxes actually go is as such – 40% goes to the shitty of London; the other 60% goes to the Vatican.

  25. 25
    Rickytshirt says:

    Faith in humanity – restored.

    I’m going for some (U)kip now. I will rest easily. Don’t have nightmares, Lib Dems.

  26. 26
    anon says:

    WTF is going on in Tower Hamletstan? Is that 3rd world shithole going to destroy a UK election?

  27. 27
    Blodwen says:

    Arrogant bitch. Totally no manners rolling her eyes and shaking her head. Under the new world. ……..well, UK order, she needs to be put into isolation for reprogramming and barrier nursing to stop the evil disease known as socialism.

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    What a joke they are….

  29. 29
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    out for a few beers earlier – flipped from bbc / sky to about midnight and just waded through the last four blogs – never seen SC so excited – but silent on one particular little issue. Still … a big cat with so much pride to protect. Ahh di dums.

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    Autobahn says:

    each man person requires woman and woman person requires man to make baby person. By domination of idea man attempts to gain immortality by the idea of seed,

  31. 31
    Phuquit says:

    Nigel could have waited until that fat bloke behind him, with the green rosette, had finished his dinner before making his speech.

  32. 32
    Projected Tower Hamlets result says:

    Labour 1,580,345, Con 56, UKIP – 250,574

  33. 33
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Well done Nigel and thanks for being strong in the face of such vicious attacks.
    The same goes to all your candidates and party workers.
    Well done you have given millions hope.

  34. 34
    UKiP voter says:

    Nigel Farage we salute you!

  35. 35
    Autobahn says:

    By consideration of idea of seed the superior man is selective where to plant seed

  36. 36
    Rik Terskale says:

    Earthquake? Yeah, right.

    Winning the Euro elections is like topping the Vauxhall Conference league, it’s the most irrelevant vote going. After all most people didn’t bother to vote.

    To paraphrase Stalin : how many tanks have UKIP got? None. Despite the votes UKIP don’t even control a parish council anywhere in the land. Now they’ve won a few more irrelevant MEPS they’ll load up on expenses but nobody will notice a difference.

    If UKIP manage to win Newark they’ll have the same political force as the Greens: parliamentary irrelevance.

    Great fun for the headlines but come the serious election and the people will vote massively for Ed Miliband to usher in a new époque of democratic socialism in Britain.

  37. 37
    No 6 says:

    Why is it that most Labour women have such sour expressions. Do they ever smile?

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    Only when the complete a parliamentary expense form or vote to raise welfare spending.

  39. 39
    Hahahahahahahaha says:

    Labour in 3rd place so far.

  40. 40
    John Pienaar says:

    Not a good evening for any of the parties. Labour probably have it on balance.

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    Just sayin' says:

    Comment 3 above has someone calling for Lib Lab Con politicians to be murdered. No wonder people think UKIP are a magnet for nutters.

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    Returning officer says:

    A lot of the voters in Tower Hamlets saw the UKIP pound logo and thought if they ticked it they would get benefits.
    The votes are currently in the process of being corrected but there are not enough rubbers.
    Sorry for the delay.

  43. 43
    EU Exit says:

    Smile you miserable twat.

  44. 44
    UKIP Voter says:

    ‘Serious election’ so the euro elections aren’t serious? thanks for clearing that up and proving Farage right and Cameron wrong.

  45. 45
    Labour Fail says:

    Third place?

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:
  47. 47
    Tower Hamlets Returning officer says:

    We’re still waiting for the ink to dry on the postal votes.

  48. 48
    12 Years a Returning Officer says:

    They should have got some hard working East Europeans in to count the Tower Hamlets votes.

  49. 49
    Al Allack-Barr says:

    Tower Hamlets NEWSFLASH

    Labour: 807%
    UKIP: 4%
    Conservative: 3%
    Green: 1%
    LibDem: 0.0002%

  50. 50
    Turkeys voting for Christmas says:

    There’s no pleasing some.

  51. 51
    Hahahahahahahaha says:

    What about the B&P?

  52. 52
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    BNP: -666%

  53. 53
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    B&P: -666%

  54. 54
    All the fun of a lynching but without the mess says:

    I was assuming we’d have a treason trial first. And then we’d hang them.

  55. 55
    Deary me... says:

    It’s called humour.

  56. 56
    Disgrace says:

    Having to run the gauntlet of dozens of excitable Bangladeshis is bound to have put some people in Tower hamlets off from voting.
    Any result from there in any election should be treated as null and void in my opinion.
    If you do any less then we may as well give up on democracy.

  57. 57
    Jack Ketch says:

    They go into politics as compensation for an unhappy or non-existent sex life. Most are pig-ugly too—what have they to smile about?

  58. 58
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Get to bed and get U some KIP and then come back and read it in the morning.

  59. 59
    Cable Street says:

    The Bangaldeshi National Party should never have gone into a coalition with the LibDems

  60. 60
    Sam the Skull drinking Buckfast in Maryhill says:

    UKIP in Scotland! I repeat, UKIP in Scotland! Now all we need is a new national anthem. And here it is:

  61. 61
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Well its been a blast!

    Good night all :)

  62. 62
    JJ says:

    Pathetic cow!

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    Whole North East declares result by 10.15. Tower Hamlets still counting. Yes, it is a fvcking disgrace.

  64. 64
    Vive la France ! says:

  65. 65

    Congratulations to all my rightie friends.

  66. 66
    AV referendum then says:

    The more so as very often the Lib Dems were last past the post! lol

  67. 67
    Nick says:

    That went well. Could have been worse and changes nothing.

  68. 68
    Humbled Rupe says:

    I want my money back…

  69. 69
    the second english civil war says:

    Yeah, who is that stupid patronising nodding dog with the laborg rosette?!

  70. 70
    the second english civil war says:

    The “mock-liberal” elite. Whose electoral calculus involves ambition, distraction, uglification, and derision.

  71. 71
    the second english civil war says:

    The laborg zombie vote

  72. 72
    the second english civil war says:

    Clutching at straws… you remind me of that Slimer Wormtongue character in Lord of the Rings… you’d be very much at home in a paranoid fascist left-wing utopia like North Korea, China, or Burma.

  73. 73
    the second english civil war says:

    Oh fuck off, your shit is so tiresome, have you got nothing better to do?

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    the second english civil war says:


  75. 75
    the second english civil war says:

    Not even in your wettest dreams are people going to vote “massively” for your millionaire j e w and his legion of evil morons and their emergent police state.

    How many times to laborg have to destroy the economy for people to learn that labour is a t errorist organisation?!

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    Fuck off Cleggie we want Vinnie (an even bigger twat than you) says:

    Roll on next year!

  77. 77


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    Alex Jones will tell those cocksuckers to shut the fuck up
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  78. 78

    Thanks Jimmy. Gracious.

    The thing is that your rightie friends have many leftie friends too. We may find that the old and reassuring alignment, and indeed lexicon, needs redefining.

    My videos are not playing for some reason and I don’t have time to fix it now, so I may not have enjoyed the full flavour of your always interesting offering…

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    The Silent Majority says:

    I’m voting UKIP again in 2015

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    Jasmine Beckett says:

    I want all people, who want people dead, dead.

  81. 81

    What is wrong with that munters head next to nigel , it keeps shaking ?

  82. 82
    ned ludd says:

    That sad cow of a poor loser is one unhappy minger. Lol. There go your expenses, you smug cow. Off you fuck, please.

  83. 83

    For the next year one of the messages is….

    Vote tory get liebour aaah ha ha ha ha

    how unpatriotic of the Tories to let Liebour in…



  84. 84

    Paraphrasing Stalin……You still got his picture on your bedroom wall ?……

  85. 85

    They still get paid for the next six months “to help them adjust” FFS

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    I got my country back! says:

    The ugly liebore bean flicker in the background shaking her head needs a slap across her minging face.

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    Mr Gill says:

    Nina Gill (Lab)

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    Don't forget to turn the lights off!! says:

    Well done nigel and UKIP! The people’s army is certainly on the march and I for one am enjoying seeing the other parties and lefty media types squirming at the prospect that the British people actually had the audacity is vote for them. Consoling themselves, telling anyone that will listen “it’s just a protest vote” hmm I think this “protest” will only get louder. Also, I know it was pointed out in earlier posts but just look at the labour mep , what contemp by the sanctimonious self righteous lil stooge! Sorry but you can shake your head and roll your eyes all you like dear, the thing is your lot had 13 years in power not so long ago and don’t think the majority of people have forgotten what a fantastic job you all did with Tony “lets go to war” Blair and Gordon “bigoted woman” Brown lol and now you have Ed “bacon sandwich” Miliband, so you better get use to shaking that head or just learn to stand there gracious in defeat. (Quick foot note to that, I noticed the bbc used a different camera shot and made sure mrs shaky head was out of picture) just saying ;)

  89. 89
    Seychelles here I come... says:

    Meltdown in Tuscany….

  90. 90
    Ollie Crumbwell says:

    AArrgghhh A person picture over there

  91. 91
    joolz says:

    Chukus Yourmoney on BBC News, fuck he does not get it.

    We have done this….
    We will do this…
    Its a protest vote….

    Fuck i really detest this man

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    PitPony says:

    Stalin was referring to the Vatican’s inability to affect Poland’s destiny in 1944.
    But who occupies Warsaw now?

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    Not an even playing field says:

    She’s rude, arrogant, infantile – typical Labour – thinks the votes are theirs by right.

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    Lets get rid of the loons says:

    God I can almost hear Guido squirming with orgasmic joy at the success of UKIP.

    For a man like Guido who isso rabidly against expense fraud & dodgy MP’s, isn’t it odd how he has fallen in love with the biggest fraud of the lot – Farage??

  95. 95
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    True English hero.

  96. 96
    James O'Bottom says:

    Go Go Ukip!!!! We love you!!!!

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    Anonymous says:

    That Labour Woman (Annalise Dodds) was so annoying by shaking her head in denial while Nigel Farage was speaking.

    She appears to be a self-centred, condescending, arrogant sub-human being.

    She is one of the very few women that deserve a slap.

  98. 98
    Max Tanner says:

    Someone should’ve thrown a some tomatoes, a bottle, or a brick at Labour troll Anneliese Dodds, who kept shaking her head, while Farage was giving his speech. Such a disgusting women.

  99. 99
    Max Tanner says:

    It is actually spelt “Anneliese Dodds”, but I agree with your comment and also share your anger.

  100. 100

    I don’t think the November Criminals narrative is quite as novel as you suggest.

  101. 101
    Jim Halpern says:

    A PPE-er, naturally, and has never left the groves of academe. Should be right at home in Labour with her beer and fags.

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    Great Granddad says:

    I don’t understand why the electorate has been so mean to good old Dave. He’s done us proud with promises – he’s even given us gay marriage as a non announced bonus. Why are we not grateful? When are we going to hear it for Dave?

  103. 103
    ed milliband peoples representative of doncaster says:

    Socialism and democracy are never rarely in the same room together

  104. 104
    Jackson Bollock says:

    Enough of your cockenee rhyming slang!

  105. 105
    Jackson Bollock says:

    I wouldn’t slap her with yours….a botox jab would stiffen her up though!!

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    Anonymous says:

    Not just the head shaking but the guffaw at 00:12secs when Farage correctly bangs on about the most extraordinary result in 100 years makes her exactly the sort of arrogant numptie that will likely boost Ukip support next May.

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    Mike says:

    You’re all deluded, ignorant or stupid… or all three. Nigel Garage is an idiot magnet. He left the Tory party in 2009 because they had strayed too far from Thatcherism. You’re voting for Margaret Thatcher you fools! Goodbye NHS, public spending and paid pregnancy leave. Hello bigger bankers bonuses and corporate/financial tax breaks! Read what he is about before voting for him!

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