May 26th, 2014

State of the Parties

The results are in, with the exception of Scotland which does not announce until later today. This is the state of the parties this morning:

Here is the BBC’s earthquake warning map:

You can see the results and all the MEPs elected in full here.

Herman van Rompuy, Jose Manuel Barroso, Jacques Delors, Cathy Ashton, Peter Mandelson, Ken Clarke, Ed Miliband, Nick Clegg, your boys took one hell of a beating…


  1. 1
    Dan Hodges, Islington, EUSSR. says:

    *blows head off*

  2. 2
    Wonga says:

    The white wine loving Londoners don’t get it or think they are too superior to get it. It’s great up north.

  3. 3
    Dianne Abbott says:

    If you’re wondering why Labour got 4 seats in london compared to UKIP’s 1, google the peculiar “D’Hondt system”

  4. 4
    Owen's Remedial Maths teacher says:

    I don’t think two decimal places are necessary for the “number of MEPs” chart

  5. 5
    Ed Millionaireband says:

    I shall shortly be broadcasting my post-election message on Youtube from the driver’s seat of the flash BMW my wealthy parents bought for me. (low sinister chuckle)

  6. 6
    TJ says:

    And still the EU fanatics will not admit that they are not in tune with the electorate. Apparently any vote against the EU superstate comes from someone “too stupid” to understand just how good the EU is for us.

    Well i’m going to put aside grand rhetoric and speak plainly.

    Shove your EU right up your massively bought and paid for Gold plated pensioned asses.

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    Paint by numbers says:

    The red splodge was caused by Ed’s bacon and ketchup butty.

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    The Wild Colonial Boy says:

    Isn’t there any word of the Bus-Pass Elvis Party?

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    Blind_leading_the_blind says:

    “Herman van Rompuy, Jose Manuel Barroso, Jacques Delors, Cathy Ashton, Peter Mandelson, Ken Clarke, Ed Miliband, Nick Clegg, your boys took one hell of a beating…”

    Yeah, I bet Dave is overjoyed

  11. 11
    They still don't get it says:

    On to Newark to go for the triple.
    Just need locals to show Westminster their disapproval of wayward mp and vote for Roger Helmer to represent tham at Westminster for the next 12 months.

  12. 12
    TJ says:

    Oh please!

  13. 13
    Evangelical Dave says:


  14. 14
    God,s Holy Trousers says:

    Taxi for Nick Clegg.

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    We want our countries back from yet another failed Marxist experiment says:

    Start really listening you progressives and socialist fuvkwits or else.

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    albacore says:

    That there humble pie that Dave’s got to eat
    Don’t rightly look much like real halal meat
    So his first priority has to be
    To apologise with alacrity
    To all the immigrants he’s imported
    That he ain’t yet got the British sorted

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    the second english civil war says:

    They are mostly immigrants from countries where you show gratitude to the party that gave you the passport – labour.

    In 20 years labour will be the party of immigrants, and no-one else.

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    We Won't Get Fooled Again says:

    You can add Rupert Murdoch to that list.

  20. 20
    We Won't Get Fooled Again says:

    Unpopular though this may be, looks to me like YouGov got closest to the results with their pre-poll survey.

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    Yes there might well be a 'third way' after all says:

  22. 22
    albacore says:

    At today’s rate of immigration
    Plus its reproductive inflation
    Give it another generation
    And sharia will rule the nation

  23. 23
    Workers vote UKIP. says:

    Vote Tory get Liebour.

    Just need to remind people of that for a year…

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    Ukip did worse than expected.

  25. 25
    Corby says:

    Scotland has been announced – please stay awake Guido.

  26. 26
    Big Ben says:

    You don’t get it. We live among immigrants and rub all along fine.
    We’re not into your creepy, ukippy suspicion of strangers.

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    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    What a lovely morning.

    22/05/14 Earth tremor. Check.
    25/05/14 Earthquake. Check.
    05/06/14 Aftershock.
    May 2015 Tsunami.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

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    Non taxable pikey says:

    A Night’s Tale.
    Message for Mr Clegg.
    You have been weighed.
    You have been measured.
    And you absolutely…
    Have been found wanting.
    Welcome to the New World. God save you, if it is right that he should do so.

  29. 29
    rock says:

    fake, the album from the mmouth of madness was produced by Phantom not Sewer indeed

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    Reimer says:

    Hattie Harman, Billy Hague and Tim Farron tell the BBC that the people are disaffected etc etc. A more flexible EU better suited to competitive paedophilia is what the voters are crying out for.

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    Nick Clegg says:

    We did well to come fifth.

  32. 32
    Nick Clegg says:

    I feel like I have just been eaten by Ed Miliband. I am dead meat.

  33. 33
    Reimer says:

    Hodges doesn’t have the honour to do such a thing. And there continues to be a jolly good living to be made as the Littlejohn of the Blair Inheritance.

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    JH326y34523432 says:

    Er, now you say it, he did look a bit like Ed.

    Thank god Ed had Marx to play with instead of girls.

  35. 35
    JH326y34523432 says:

    Er, no – in 20 years the immigrants will have parties of their own and kicked their metropolitan liberal idiots to the curb.

  36. 36
    The Silent Majority says:

    I’m voting UKIP again next year.

  37. 37
    JH326y34523432 says:

    Good morning, Metropolitan Liberal Elites.

    Well, you’ve had fun for the past 30 years, haven’t you? You’ve basically spent them telling everyone who didn’t clap their hands at your plans to deny them life and land them that they are big giant racists, and amazingly it worked. You got your way. You got to be in charge, without having a single practical vision for how this country would develop into the 21st century.

    And now it’s all over.

    In the face of a full spectrum attack by your camp followers in the media, a man has virtually single handed exposed your little illusions. You thought you had destroyed the English for ever – that was the plan, wasn’t it – but now they are at the gates of your little metropolitan walled gardens.

    You congratulate each other that they ‘didn’t get London’ – while trying to ignore the fact that an enormous number of people did vote for them there. How long can your little tame army of vote-mercenaries keep the flood back? How long before they find their own leaders?

    Enjoy your artisinal Focaccia over the papers this morning.

  38. 38

    To keep our proud nation is worth a fight
    Each generation has had to fight
    In the air, on land and upon ship
    We win again if we vote UKIP!

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    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    The wailing and gnashing of teeth by the MSM and their handpicked drones is wonderful to behold.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.
    Vote Tory, get Labour.

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    Shooty* says:

    Can’t believe in Imans in Sparkhill so badly miscalculated the number of postal votes they’d need to swing it for labour.

  41. 41

    Their Focaccia appears to have lost its rtisi, from where I am looking.

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    Socialism is theft says:

    Ditto. How can UKIP ever form a government if people do not vote for them but, out of fear and blackmail, vote for a proven crap party?

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    Guffaws says:

    The Lib Dems in Europe are like a toilet. They’ve each got one seat!

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    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    “Guido Fawkes, Fat Boy, Herman van Rompuy, Jose Manuel Barroso, Jacques Delors, Cathy Ashton, Peter Mandelson, Ken Clarke, Ed Miliband, Nick Clegg, your boys took one hell of a beating…” There. Sorted!

  45. 45
    Reimer says:

    “And now it’s all over.”

    Nice to see a dent get put in their sleek vehicle but I’ll believe it when I see it, and I doubt it will happen peacefully.

  46. 46
    WE tell YOU what happens! says:

    Hotly followed by Murdoch, Dacre and the Barclay brothers!

  47. 47


    Fucking BBC!
    Fucking, Bloody BBC!
    Fucking, Bloody, Bastard BBC!
    Fucking, Bloody, Bastard, C*nting BBC!
    Fucking, Bloody, Bastard, C*nting, Arse-diddling BBC!
    Fucking, Bloody, Bastard, C*nting, Arse-diddling, Child Raping BBC!

    They don’t even have the balls to put:

                UKIP WINS!


    Instead, we get:
    Labour edges into second in European election

    Despicable c*nts!

  48. 48

    I thought he then said something like “Now where is my EU job?”

  49. 49

    With a successful political record like yours, An EU Commissioner-ship awaits.

  50. 50
    The Silent Majority says:

    Join the bandwagon – vote UKIP in 2015! Let’s get our country back, break the establishment, and end the BBC gravy train.

  51. 51
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    The Tories really did split the UKIP vote!!

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.
    Vote Tory, get Labour.

  52. 52
    Reimer says:

    God how I envy your Godlike grace –

  53. 53
    JH326y34523432 says:

    All it does is double underline their irrelevance.

    Break up the BBC.

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    Hold the door open and get the bags boy.

  55. 55
    Sun Classic says:


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    I-KIP, WE-KIPPED, THEY-KIPPED, we KIPPED them up the arse says:

    Cool. All 3 of my Local MEP candidates won their seats. They deserve it. They’re not some ‘flash in the pan’ Parachuted-in Oxbridge buffoons who wouldn’t know their arses from their elbow’s when it comes to what normal people want. They’ve been there, every meeting, all over the region for Months/Years+. UKIP are a Local Party first, and we wont be dictated-to by National-level trougher’s. The LibLabCon’s can say WTF they want about why people voted UKIP – Protest Vote, Single Policy Party, One Man Band, etc, etc and all that basic bollocks – people voted UKIP because they Demand a fucking VOTE on the EU, but more than that, when the old ‘big 3′ all colluded to gerrymander and deny the GBP a referendum on the EU they broke the oldest of understandings between Citizen and Government – It’s US, THE PEOPLE, That are IN CHARGE, NOT YOUR FUCKING PAYMASTERS OR PARTY TROLLS. Now Lib/Lab/Con’s – fucking jog-on…undemocratic WANKERS.

  57. 57
    The Loonies and Fruitcakes are in charge now says:

    Should we kick out the Roumanians first or should we start with the Asians and Canadians ?
    What do people think ?

  58. 58
    Socialism is theft says:

    Why is it that the Liblabcons can never be honest with the public? And why are their so many numpties who accept what they say?

  59. 59
    BC says:

    The failed political class and their rent boy journalists should be afraid. Very afraid.

  60. 60
    Barry Harper says:


    UKIP won a few more MEPS but not as many as predicted. Nothing will change.

    It’s only a matter of hours until new MEPS across Europe take a seat aboard the Brussels gravy train and start collecting their €200,000 salaries and expense accounts.

    Still, I look forward to Nick Clegg’s media humiliation ;-)

  61. 61
    Socialism is theft says:

    No instead we should kick out the lowlifes who libel UKIP and their supporters.

  62. 62
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    Apparently Marine Le Pen is unavailable for interviews right now.

    She was up partying all night in a swanky Parisian restaurant and there was plenty of Champagne flowing in her direction.

    I wonder who picked up the tab ?

  63. 63
    Will says:

    That’s why tower hamlets has a Asian tower hamlets first party with most seats and problems with postal voting. Next labour will find places like bradford and other areas reject labour and have thier own parties but by then it will be too late for them.

  64. 64
    Socialism is theft says:

    UKIP did far better than some polls predicted. But the arrogance of our EU masters will not be diminished, I agree.

  65. 65
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am ready to return and save Labour. This is no time for an amateur.

  66. 66
    Nick Smegg says:

    I demand a re-count.

  67. 67
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Well said, Sir.

  68. 68
    Time to make a stand says:

    UKIP supporters could seriously damage the BBC by simply not paying their tax any more.

    Stop paying for the state’s bullshite, anti-English propaganda.

  69. 69
    Socialism is theft says:

    How come SKY is showing UKIP at 31.3% of the vote and Guido has them down at 27.5?

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    A very hot fruit cake says:

    I think the repatriations should be targeted where they will bring the maximum immediate benefits to the country.

    We can round up the Fifth Columnists later.

    If you have any names and addresses it is of course your civic duty to notify the Police without delay.

  71. 71
    Socialism is theft says:

    It is 22 years now since the Tories last won a General Election. Are they unelectable today?

  72. 72
    Will says:

    The bbc does not even acknowledge that Europe does not like the eu. The bbc correspondent in Brussels saying that europhiles will be happy vote is up. The only problem is that the electorate don’t like the eu.

  73. 73
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Hearse for Nick Clegg :-)

  74. 74
    Jacky Treehorn says:

    Hear hear! But surely it’s arses.

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    UKIP UKIP Top of the League says:

    Many thanks to Guido for posting up here the names of all the new Euro MPs.

    Let us hope that their sinecures are short lived.

    In the meantime perhaps Guido could enlighten us further with all their e mail addresses, web sites and telephone numbers.

    When it comes to democracy in the modern age this is so important.

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    It's the beginning of the end for the traitor parties says:

    Start building the guillotines.

  77. 77
    Village Idiot says:

    …..I heard Chukka say, “This election was not about Europe,more a lightening rod for the electorate”…….??

  78. 78
    pookie snackumberger says:

    Talking about the disposed Lib dum MEPs, Mingy, on the toady program, recons, “Our MEPs have represented the party well”

    Err mingy, you posh scotish ponce, they are suposed to represent the COUNTRY. that’s ENGLAND, not your arshole party.

    It was the English people who elected them, it was the EUSSR and your party who they worked for, now thier gone and you can fcuk right off too.

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    Anonymous says:

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    pookie snackumberger says:

    The vote is only ‘up’ because the electorate finally had something worth voting for

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    Socialism is theft says:

    What these elections have shown is that Britain is full and London is full of immigrants.

  82. 82

    When people do not set the axes of graphs at zero… :-)

  83. 83
    pookie snackumberger says:

    It’s about 22 years since they were Tories.

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    The Loonies and Fruitcakes are in charge now says:

    We are going to ensure that all UK households are e mailed a full set of the latest EU accounts unapproved by the auditors.

  85. 85
    BBC Braking News says:

    *** US coastguard searching for Lib Dem survivors ***

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Pro-EU Pro-Mass Immigration LibLabConGreen 64%
    Anti-EU Anti-Mass Immigration UKIP 28%

    UKIP couldn’t even get the 50% needed to beat the LibLabConGreen.

    With a turnout of 34%, only 10% of eligible voters voted UKIP.

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    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    Yes, we can see Clegg sliding into a nice little earner in Brussels as Commissioner for something or other as a reward for toeing the Superstate’s line through thick down to thin.

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    The Left says:

    That’s OUR Champagne!

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Pro-EU Pro-Mass Immigration LibLabConGreen 64%
    Anti-EU Anti-Mass Immigration UKIP 28%

    UKIP couldn’t even get the 50% needed to beat the LibLabConGreen.

    With a turnout of 34%, only 10% of eligible voters voted UKIP.

    At this rate the UK is a lost cause :-(

    The only option is to emigrate.

  90. 90
    Nick Klegg says:

    Where is my tax free overpaid Euro Kommissar job?

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    JH2382198E409283 says:

    You’re too kind.

    Make them go and live with the lovely, lovely immigrants they love so much.

    Rub their noses in it. That’s it. Back and forth. Rub, rub, rub.

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    M­a­­q­bo­­ul says:

    He even plagiarised Littlejohn’s “Toytown Na­zi” jibe of the B­­NP by describing UKIP as toytown nationalists.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Anonymous says:

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    pookie snackumberger says:

    Who’s that raven-haired beauty? *dribbles*

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    Anonymous says:

    Over at the guardian they are full of commentators who say that london does not represent the uk. Well they are right and the the rest of the uk does not like the guardian’s metropolitan sneering at the rest of the country.

    I bet in guardian towers this morning I bet they are trying to spin this . Yet no comments in the guardian regarding the real problem in tower hamlets and the fact that the Labour Party is getting a right beating as tower hamlets first is beating them and this will be represented in bradford next .

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    JH2382198E409283 says:

    With a turnout of 34%, only 10% of eligible voters voted UKIP.

    Any they still won!

    Isn’t politics great!

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    Judge Pickled says:

    Well Radio 4’s Today prog has Chucking Yourmoney on now – vomit inducing slime ball. Still pushing the ‘Nazi’ UKIP drivel. Even old menzies was drivelling – same old, same old. Awful, meanwhile, the thousands of Breeteesh passport holders who want to kill the rest of us grows – helped, seemingly by the state. How many breeteesh boys are out fighting in Syria? Hopefully fewer that went out will come back but those that do……………………….

  99. 99
    Marine Le Pen says:

    I want to wish all my Egyptian friends happy election day!

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    Afghan drug boss says:

    This UKIP vote was Custer’s Last Stand

    Enjoy it….

    You deserve your moment of happiness

    But Britain is doomed to be submerged by the tsunami of multiracialism

    Dave says multiracialism has “failed” but stands like the Captain on the Titanic rearranging the deckchairs…

    The British will be reduced to Bantustans….

    Be prepared, as the Scouts say…

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    Dick the Butcher says:

    Went to bed early. Had the pleasure of listening to James Huntie, err Naughtie, reading the results through gritted teeth. Wonderful.

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    Anonymous says:

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    albacore says:

    All they’ve done is busted the dam
    Shown Cameron up as a sham
    Blasted LibDems to Kingdom Come
    And left the P C mob struck dumb
    Another year’s open borders
    And more stroppy E U orders
    Should nicely help UKIP along
    But, as it stands, they’re going strong

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    Socialism is theft says:

    But there are also many chickens who voted Con and Lab who are also eurosceptic.

  105. 105
    Socialism is theft says:

    The dishonest Liblabcon spinners are still treating the British public with utter contempt.

    And they have the nerve to say they want to reform the system.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    But they didn’t win.

    The LibLabConGreen party beat them by more than 2 to 1.

    Britain is still doomed and emigration is your only option now.

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    The BBC is full of bigots says:

    Surely Labour was the real protest vote. A truly negative vote compared to the positive vote for UKIP.

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    Apthorpe says:

    What a total moron. These where Euro Parliament elections fought on the agenda of either letting things stay as they are or looking to change our relationship to the EU. Ho much more could they be about Europe? If he is the future of the Labour party then he he’s no better the Ed.
    Roll on GE2015

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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    The so called “experts” they have on Sky seem very confused and shell shocked, I wonder why?, did UKIP win a few seats, I suppose they must be upset the public voted for who they wanted and haven’t listened to the “experts”, time to sack the experts and listen to the public, Cameron, Ed.

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    Moley says:

    UKIP won Doncaster; Ed Miliband’s seat.

    Which makes this decapitation strategy completely plausible;

    How many Labour MPs would flock to Doncaster to help him keep his seat?

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    Hello says:

    Pipe down moron. Ukip didn’t win – not that type of election. Nobody trusted them with power and nobody will. Business as usual on Monday without Ukip.

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    Reimer says:

    “emigration is your only option now”

    Don’t rule out the Yugoslav option.

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    Ancien Regime says:

    Get UKIP!

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    A flower that blooms tra la la says:

    What’s a fundamental protest ?, throw words into the air catch them and speak garbage to the nation.

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    Mr_Sparkles says:

    Isn’t it typical that the two established parties are trying to suck up crumbs of comfort from the result.
    The cons are celebrating the non-collapse of their vote in areas not bordering the HS2 route, though they are just One UKIP defection away from imploding like a diseased walnut.
    The Socialists, really did do better than the support for their leader promised, which probably tilts the odds of Labour winning the jackal’s share of seats in 2015.
    Most hopes are now pinned on Newark.

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    Prik Clogg says:

    I feel like I’ve been U kippered!

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    Will says:

    You could end up with a Labour Party in power but it leader not getting his seat so would you have to elect a new leader or would ed still try to lead the Labour Party and be a prime minister without a seat. I think under the constitution you could still be prime minister without being an mp.

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    Balkanising Britain for profit and party gain says:

    Don’t rule out the Yugoslav option.

    Changing demographics and the resultant white flight make that an inevitability, I’m affair.

    There will be no globalist imposed multi-cultural wonderland in Britain, or anywhere else in Europe.

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    A Historic Day says:

    No, not the fact that this is the first time since 1910 that someone other than the Conservatives or Labour won a national election. No, this is the day the meeja lost control. BBC, you’re fucked. Sky -fucked. Mail, Mirror, Grauniad, Telegraph – you’re all fucked.

    Just rejoice at that news.

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    H@rry, your boys took one hell of a beating…

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    pookie snackumberger says:

    Thy, the Bbbc, do it by slight of hand, what they say is:

    “people are disillusioned with Europe”.

    Instead of saying “people are disillusioned with the EU.”

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    non taxable pikey says:

    What a good day to bust the dam.

    What was the name of Gibson’s dog, Gringe?

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    Moley says:

    Here is a good UKIP target seat;

    Conservative MP Robert Halfon has spoken up for redistribution and full employment. His thinking being that if he becomes a socialist, he will win over the Labour vote in his constituency.

    Unfortunately, and exactly like Cameron; he forgot to consider the fact that he will lose the Tory vote, who now DO have somewhere else to go.

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    Operation Werewolfe says:

    IN 60%
    OUT 30%

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    Cinna says:

    This is surely the point. They know what the electorate are telling them, but they choose to delude themselves that it is something else. That is why we will never get any change through the ballot box. We vote for a party that wants immigration stopped and Britain out of the EU, and all the politician establishment and commentators do is declare it’s a protest vote against the current government’s domestic policies. Alternatively, it’s because we, the great unwashed, do not understand the EU project, and must have it more carefully explained to us.

    Talk about cognitive dissonance. I’m not sure what part of ” F*uck off you f*ucking morons”, Cameron, Millipede, Clegg, Cooper, Cable et al do not understand.

  126. 126

    This may take some effort on your part but we’ll try.

    Out has gone up by some 25% since last time. So next time:

    IN 35% OUT 55%


  127. 127
    Barrie says:

    Certainly true in my ward. If me and 12 others who voted Conservative had voted UKIP instead, we would have got rid of a Labour councillor, and a Labour council.

    I did vote UKIP for the Euro election, but didn’t expect them to have much chance in the council election…

  128. 128

    HalfOff more like!

  129. 129
    UKIP massacred our fluffy bunnies Labour family says:

    Yes all the failed loser politicians will be queuing up now for the eu gravy train, just like the Kinnocks did.

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    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Forgot to ask am I still a fruit loop racist or have I suddenly become a nice person because I voted UKIP or do the media and Camoron and red Ed apologise to UKIP for their appalling undemocratic behaviour towards them and their voters, 2015, 11 months away.

  131. 131
    Cinna says:

    And by that time there will be more immigrants and their voting age children than the rest of us. Exactly what Blair and his cronies intended.

  132. 132
    Expat Geordie says:

    That would have to be approved by Cameron, and after yesterdays results I’m not sure that Cameron is strong enough to approve it.

    Anyway, a lot of people are speculating that the EU wont be around in five years time. What good will that do Cleggy?

  133. 133

    Curious as to how you chose your moniker. Not being native any more, accept there may be a reference I am missing. Tell me what it means (I do accept that it does not have to mean anything.)

  134. 134
    The BBC is full of bigots says:

    If that were remotely true the Liblabcons would have a Referendum tomorrow.

  135. 135
    Toodleoo Clegg you odious C*NT says:

    Nick Clegg! A Fucking Wanker

  136. 136
    Cardinal Richelieu's mole says:

    That is a very good interview by Farage (and I would say more grey than raven). He is very clearly one of the ablest politicians in the UK.

  137. 137
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Just a thought, over a hundred years ago half the world was marked with a British red marker, up pop Liebour a political party a hundred years ago, and Britain owe’s the world, so Liebour do have an effect on the people of the country.

  138. 138

    Have had a load of new babies delivered this morning. Delicious! I’m on my third, washed down with Nitric acid.

    Here have one! You must have been working hard as you look famished. ;-)

  139. 139
    The BBC is full of bigots says:

    No you are a hero for standing up and being counted.

    I liked the way Minging Campbell called Clegg courageous for standing up for the squalid EU against the public mood. But the Japanese kamikaze pilots were courageous too.

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    Rumpy Pumpy says:

    Such a shame it is too late to get rid of the ultimate shyster, Mandleson.

    Imagine his total wealth acquisition thanks to Europe!

    Why is there no investigative journalist with the time and tenacity to finally nail him?

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    Moley says:


    The BBC in particular need to pay attention to the fact that they are no longer opinion formers and that their pontifications are treated, on the whole, with derisory contempt.

    The BBC has no more relevance than a band of Morris dancers and is considerably less entertaining.

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    Expat Geordie says:


    I see it now, checkpoints on the Wessex Way.
    A new Dorset Army (Royal Armoured Corps, Royal Signals and SBS)
    Proper immigration control at Poole and Weymouth ferry terminals, and at Bournemouth/Hurn Airport.
    Expulsion of all the Eastern Europeans and muslims to Hampshire.
    Public executions of chavs and Labour supporters in Bournemouth Square.
    Permanent sunshine.

    Bring it on.

  143. 143

    They have finally bitten the bullet with:

    Farage hails ‘extraordinary’ UKIP win in European election

    They must be choking over their morning muesli…

  144. 144
    Cinna says:

    The other parties and the msm keep telling us that UKIP have no policies other than stopping immigration and getting out of the EU. Personally on that basis I think they would make a superb government.

    Just think; five years of not doing anything else but concentrating on those two things. Five years of not bringing forward legislation that constantly erodes personal freedoms. Five years of not cluttering up the statute books with a mass of meaningless trivia. Five years of, well fill the rest in yourselves…

  145. 145
    Cinna says:

    You did say “camp” followers or did you mean “campy” followers?

  146. 146
    cured lefty says:

    Can we have tower Hamlets returning officer interviewed on national telly to explain why vote count took so long?

  147. 147
    Bus-Pass Elvis Party says:

    Nick Clegg has left the building

  148. 148
    Tom Catesby says:

    What you said Guido, about the pro EU parties getting a beating, is of itself, very satifying, but the reality remains that the real unelected masters of the EUSSR, some of them in your list above, are still in place and the EU ‘parliament’ is still largely ‘window dressing’ for a dangerous anti-democratic organisation. The real solution remains an early referendum.

  149. 149
    Cinna says:

    And on this momentous day the only HYS they were running when I logged on was “Report says ManU have been downgraded as a “brand””.

  150. 150
    D. Abbottapus says:

    White wine!!!! Waaaaaaaaaayciiiiiist.

  151. 151
    Moley says:

    Here’s a thought.

    CCHQ’s propaganda line has been to paint Miliband as weird, useless, and out of touch.

    The view of the electorate would appear to be that if there was a competition for being weird, useless, and out of touch, Cameron would be the winner; not Miliband.

    Or could it be that negative campaigning doesn’t work and simply serves to brand the perpetrator as nasty and unpleasant?

  152. 152
    ed milliband peoples representative of doncaster says:

    As was the plan all along

  153. 153
    ed milliband peoples representative of doncaster says:

    Not in sheffield, the old immigrants are always fighting with the new immigrants

  154. 154
    Cardinal Richelieu's mole says:

    A mathematical coincidence: –

    Just 7 % of our laws are made in the EU

    Just 7 % of our citizens want Clegg and the Lib Dems.

  155. 155
    ed milliband peoples representative of doncaster says:

    What colour is the sky in your world?

  156. 156
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Who is this D’Hondt character, this voting ‘system’ sounds like a typical P.R. con trick to me, Is he a limp dick, he sounds Dutch, could be a mate of Van Cleggie. I was told in election leaflets and information that electors voted for ‘party blocks’ with one vote.
    In Yorkshire and Humber, most votes cast went to UKIP. Why were seats doled out to other parties candidates? If I’d wanted to vote Liebore, Tory or Green. I would have done so.

  157. 157
    Seize the Day says:

    Stand by your convictions. I did eventually and just in time.

  158. 158
    non taxable pikey says:

    The thought of bashing a few of the BBC’s “experts” with a Pig’s Bladder does have almost infinite appeal. “Line up Nobbinson, stop blubbing and take your punishment like a man.”

  159. 159
    Hear All See All Say Nowt says:

    Oh did they?
    I no longer watch BBC news output

  160. 160
    Saint Nigel says:

    Lizzy Vaid on the left, Alexandra Phillips on the right, #ukipgirls

  161. 161
    Seize the Day says:

    Bye Bye, Hello

  162. 162
    Weird Ed says:

    On the weirdness stake I win hands down. Just look at me here at my weird best.

  163. 163
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Hope you and your friends have learned a lesson Barry.

  164. 164
    Me says:

    Maybe it’s for the ones with half a brain (or less).

  165. 165
    ed milliband peoples representative of doncaster says:

    I think we should start by not racially discriminating against non EU immigrants and just allow people in based on the need of their skills as per UKIP policy and not repatriating people which is the policies of the voices in your head

  166. 166
    ed milliband peoples representative of doncaster says:

    The longest journey starts with a small step,this one has started with a long jump

  167. 167
    Tom Catesby. says:

    That is why the UKIP momentum must continue, the point is to force a referendum, I assume some people like me will have heard, Cameroon squirming and radio4 this morning, he does not want a referendum, in truth and no doubt he will try to tell us that a negotiation with the EU will make a referendum unecessary. Just listen to the lies he spouts. A future Tory gov’t will only give the British people a free referendum, if sufficient UKIP pressure is applied by the voters through the ballot box. 2015 WILL be your last chance to save this country.

  168. 168
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Were any champagne socialists invited?

  169. 169
    David Cameron says:

    Morning plebs! I’ve listened to you all and, to show you all I understand I will be keeping taxes high for those of you who dare to aspire to success ( inherited wealth & offshore trust funds excluded)…

  170. 170
    Anon who Voted UKIP ORG !!! says:

    + 37.579 M

  171. 171
    Moley says:

    I agree, it is hard to beat.

  172. 172
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    we can put that question on the bottom of the referendum ballot

  173. 173
    ed milliband peoples representative of doncaster says:

    Yes,perhaps skills would get me in on thier points based system,would yours?

  174. 174
    Harry Potter says:

    Back to Labour HQ you leftie troll.

  175. 175
    Channel 4 News says:

    With the news that UKIP are seeking a deal with the Bus Pass Elvis Party, Channel 4 takes a look at the racism of Elvis Presley. Here’s Jon Socialist reporting from Memphis, Tennessee…

  176. 176
    ed milliband peoples representative of doncaster says:

    Ukip have a big following in the asian communties,try polling the poles that are here to see if they are sandall wearing yoghurt knitters.presuming somebody’s political stance based on where they are born is well…racism

  177. 177
    ed milliband peoples representative of doncaster says:

    I’m proud to say I put my big purple and yellow boot up the public school educated londoner who wouldn’nt be seen dead living here’s arse on thursday and it feels good I tell you

  178. 178
    Anon who Voted UKIP ORG !!! says:

    Sorry but he does NOT speak English !!!

  179. 179
    Raptor says:

    The recent census showed that foreigners now constitute the majority of the population of London.

    New Labour’s voter-import scheme has worked well then, as far as their election results in the capital are concerned.

  180. 180


  181. 181
    Moley says:

    The problem faced by the BBC, (which it is clearly not addressing), is that it has taken no steps to ensure that it recruits with political balance, it fails to censure or admit to even the most outrageous examples of political bias and its staff appear to compete among each other in the corridors and coffee rooms in the expression of more and more fervent and bigoted left wing views.
    Politically, the BBC is no longer moored to reality and has departed these shores to sail away towards the goal of imitating North Korea for its tolerance of a wide spectrum of political views.

    The fervour, anger, and aggression of the bigot come from self doubt, and given that; unless the BBC addresses its problems seriously, it cannot remain a state broadcaster, because it’s corporate views are ineviatably going to depart more and more from the society it purports to serve.(n.b. Serve.)

    Personally, I think its too late; they’ve simply lost it, and we need to cast them adrift, cut off the electricity and let them continue to talk to themselves about how right they are, and what wonderful people they are because they are socialists.

    They need to go for a drive round Rotherham, Doncaster, and Glasgow, and see how years of socialism works in practice, and ask themselves whether a system which pays them hundreds of thousands of pounds a year and propagates the poverty and deprivation of the North can be considered virtuous and decent.

  182. 182
    Anon who Voted UKIP ORG !!! says:

    Does this mean More Blair…..?

    Take the last two words & reverse them, type into goooogle, together…..

    The results will really enlighten everyone ……

    And confirms CMDD’s Mission Statement… Don’t do as I do, Do as I say…….

    as I am so superior & born to rule the filthy stinking masses for ever !!

    while I & my elite very wealthy chums pill*age & plu*nder as we like,

    and of course all Tax Free !!!

  183. 183
    táxpáyér says:

    Yet, the basis of the EUSSR is the castle protecting mitteleuropa from nasty traders.

  184. 184
    blake says:

    Oh, have I got your attention now?

  185. 185
    Moley says:

    But it serves to emphasise very well that the “Ed is weird” campaign is not working.

    It is an unpleasant tactic, and whether consciously or subconsciously, the electorate associates unpleasant tactics with unpleasant people.

  186. 186
    Harry Potter says:

    That wanker Millipede has just been on SKY and guess what?
    He’s just dismissed the UKIP triumph as a protest vote about what’s happening in Britain. It’s all down to the cost of living crisis.

    It makes you want to shake the B*astard by the throat.

  187. 187
    Stu says:

    No campaign needed to show he’s weird.

  188. 188
    Michael Lawther Portsmouth City Council says:

    Time to ditch the Lib Dem lovies and start sucking upto UKIP-another pay rise in the offing!

  189. 189
    Gary Elsby Stoke-on-Trent says:

    The evidence does not give UKIP anything other than a protest group of MPs.
    The Tories offer a vote.
    Labour etc…do not.
    It therefore goes without any argument that Labour win 2015 possibly forming a coalition.
    UKIP drains the Tory vote.
    This election gives IN 60% of the vote, OUT get 30ish%.
    The angry protest (racist) vote has been exposed as predictable and if the Tories play clever, UKIP will wither away as they all do.

  190. 190
    inside out says:

    None of the professional political class get it,we the great unwashed have had enough of be bullied and dictated to, in this so democracy.Which ever way we vote we we get more of the same.Its not only GB but all over Europe.Hopefully the tide is turning ,but I shan’t hold my breath.

  191. 191
    inside out says:

    Pity he hasn’t left the country.

  192. 192
    Grant Schapps says:

    Vote Tory

  193. 193
    Anonymous says:

    Wet ist Herr Von Rompey … It’s er Einstein Von unsigned

    Wer it’s Cathy Von Ashton ?

  194. 194
    Rightallalong says:

    Four months is a long time in politics :-

    Nigel Farage has sunk without a trace

  195. 195
    Anonymous says:

    And thats what happens to liars

  196. 196
    The Poet Laureate says:

    The Poet Laureate Writes.

    Subject: D. Cameron – Dead Man Walking

    It’s not true, it’s not true, it’s not true !
    Said Cameron stamping his shoe
    Farage has shown
    My policy is blown
    My new job is with the EU

  197. 197
    táxpáyér says:

    we could charge for migration and the entitlement to live and the entitlement to work in the UK.

    Those who can’t pay can leave.

  198. 198
    James O'Bottom says:

    Ukip have done brilliantly in Yorkshire yipeeeeee!

  199. 199
    Gary Elsby Stoke-on-Trent says:

    A referendum ‘tomorrow’ would see all Senior Tories, Labour, Liberals +minor parties campaigning YES.

    UKIP and BNP campaigning NO.

    Result: IN 62%
    OUT 30%
    10% floating/undecided.

    The evidence supports this and horses have bolted.

  200. 200
    Anonymous says:

    Tory Eton Voting Song

    Jolly voting weather
    We are all Europhiles
    We’re very clever
    And lie to you all the while
    You fell for our promise especially the CAST IRON trick
    We’re all from Eton, and you lot are all too thick.

    Regarding our expenses
    We will fill our boots
    We know you don’t like it
    But we don’t give two hoots
    If we get found out we will not shed a tear
    We’ll still be MPs on £60 odd grand a year

    If you think I’ll claim back powers,
    You haven’t got a clue
    We’ll hand the UK to Merkle,
    There is nothing that you can do
    No referendums Changes through on the nod
    I am the PM and I’m a duplicitous sod

    As for immigration
    I know it gets on your tits
    We will flood the nation
    And pay their benefits
    We are from Eton; and we are the ruling class
    If you don’t like it, you can just kiss my a***

    Once a liar always a liar

  201. 201
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Then I suppose we’ll all have to vote for the “Al Qaida in Aldgate” Party

  202. 202
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Calm down D – we all know you prefer the red colour.

  203. 203
    Ed Jong-mil says:

    Great Reader and Rabour deliver Guido shot locally because Guido glaph badry incorrect. Rabour won euro erection big gap because cost of riving and Rabour’s NHS not kir many peepur.

  204. 204
    you know it makes sense says:

    That BBC map looks like Vine has had a
    massive shit on London.

  205. 205
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Is your surname ‘Omaha’ perchance?

  206. 206
  207. 207
    Anon says:

    Its certainly not NEWS BUT just 24/7 ZanuLieLabor Propaganda from
    every orifice of the Biased Broadcasting Company huge number
    of outlets……

    So why pay there TV extortion tax scam for there crap, fcuk them !!!

    I have for many years & will continue to do so

  208. 208
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Lots of countries already do this – and you need a sizeable unrefundable deposit safely in a reputable bank before you will be issued with a residence visa. So no reason why we can’t follow suit.

  209. 209
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Do you mean the one on the far left by the wall or the one in front who appears to be sucking a lemon?

  210. 210
    Twampersand mk III says:

    None of the current ruling elite will EVER give a free and fair referendum.

    There will either be no referendum or one with such an ambiguous question that people will vote yes whilst thinking they are voting no. Like last time.

    Don’t hope for enough UKIP votes to apply pressure to the current scum. Hope for enough to put them permanently out of business.

  211. 211
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Worked in South Africa. All we need are a few thousand competent brickies to build high walls round their enclaves (forget the doors, nobody will be allowed out) and the rest of the country can live in peace again. Just like those chaps in the middle east did for their persistent noisy neighbours.

  212. 212
    Fred the pensioner says:

    The Labour Party already have this leader without a seat. His name is Len Somethingorother.

  213. 213
    Fred the pensioner says:

    I lived briefly in Streatham some years ago – and yes Cuckoo Land is definitely apposite. Describes the inhabitants perfectly – they are mainly bird-brains.

  214. 214
    Twampersand mk II says:

    Yes, get them on a council estate, living next door to Pavel and his alcoholic friends on one side and a mob of Sudanese warlords on the other, whose names remain unknown as they cannot speak English. Get them working zero hours contracts stacking shelves at Tesco, for minimum wage. Let them be ridiculed for being poor, for having children who will not go to Oxbridge, for having a bad diet, for having no choices. Make them feel the hopelessness they have inflicted on so many others. Then make them say ‘Thank you’.

  215. 215
    Fred the pensioner says:

    A ‘fundament’al protest is when you object to somebody trying to stick their thingy up your wotsit.

  216. 216
    The view from KL says:

    If it helps, a ‘pook’ is Malay slang for a lady’s lower front bits.

  217. 217
    ed says:

    The whole country is out of touch with London.

  218. 218
    A doc says:

    Keep taking the meds mate.

  219. 219
    A doc says:

    Like 90% of his electorate who probably had no idea what all the fuss was about. That Fawlty Towering Hamlets vote should be declared null and void – and the constituency excluded from any future elections.

  220. 220
    Twampersand mk II says:

    Bunch of weirdos from Brighton who thought they were a band. Something to do with dustbins.

  221. 221
    A doc says:

    No need to go that far – just have a wander round the Salford area.

  222. 222
    Anonymous says:

    Wer ist Kathy Ashton ? Who elected her ?

    Is she vun of ours ?

  223. 223
    Autie Beedoid says says:

    No, the BBC does not need to change for the TV licence tax is assured, being very inclusive as it permits not only viewers but also non-viewers to subsidize us.

  224. 224
    blake says:

    Cleggy – come out come out wherever you are

  225. 225
    the lost canticle of beezlebub says:

    this guy is a massive cnut should anyone want to twatter him up with the question are you a member of the labour party and/or common purpose i would be most obliged to see how he answers.

  226. 226
    Gary Smellsby Stroke on Twat says:

    You should enter the special Olympics, you would have far more chance of winning.

  227. 227
    Anonymous says:

    Well done Nigel.

    The next government will have to deal with the massively increased national debt that will be left by the current Conservative Lib Dem government.

    Yes, Osborne and Alexander, the Laurel and Hardy of UK politics, that’s another fine mess you’ve left us with.

    Farage might be the man to deal with this mess, a real life businessman with ability, instead of David Camoron and his clique of schoolfriends who’ve helped create this mess that future generations will have to pay off.

    Go Nigel, onwards and upwards.

  228. 228
    I-KIP, WE-KIPPED, THEY-KIPPED, we KIPPED them up the arse says:

    It wasn’t that ‘type’ of election? Just what does that REALLY say about your sacred EU then??? Sure, elect MEP’s but they don’t matter as all the Power lies with National Governments and the Commission? The European Parliament isn’t worth ANYTHING? It’s just a Talking Shop which has been Neutered from the start just to give the ‘Illusion’ of it being Democratic?…I’m glad you clarified that for me (and everyone else that’s on here). If you want REAL change in the EU, we have to take Westminster back. Now guess what? There’s ONLY ONE Party that will effect change in Westminster, and that’s UKIP. You can keep your Lib/Lab/Cons, you’re all different sides of the same coin. Inevitable and inexorable EU integration ending up with one European ‘Super’ State. (all done without a Referendum of the GBP). That’s unacceptable – and if you think it is, then perhaps my ‘Moronic’ friend it’s you that needs to read-up on Democracy 101.

  229. 229
    Jethro says:

    190 No, Fred, she quite likes white wine – as long as it’s got Bubbles in it.
    AHH! ‘Bubbles': sorry, descendants of the greatest thinkers – Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, Parmenides, Democritus…
    There was I, thinking I’d got it all spick and span.
    AHHH!! ”Spick”: apologies to the growers of the best Saffron-crocus, makers of the only Rioja, and inventor both of ‘siesta’ and ‘manana’
    I think I’d better act like a Frenchman, and give up…
    Whoops, at least I didn’t mention frogs, or Ityes, of Wops…

  230. 230
    Jethro says:

    122 …wasn’t his black Labrador named after those seeds we feed our Goldfinches? Nyger, or Nijer, or Thistle, or something?

  231. 231
    Denver says:

    Best of fortune to my friends and family in UK as you reclaim simple Liberty from the tyrants.

  232. 232
    ed milliband peoples representative of doncaster says:

    When you put it like that it’s hard to believe the three main parties aren’t falling over themselves to give us a referendum, unless of course it’s absolute bullshit

  233. 233
    Progressive wanker says:

    All the working classes have muesli now. London has moved onto chia with organic skimmed milk and latte with fair trade sugar.

  234. 234
    broderick crawford says:


    True story : BBC has banned use if the word “girl” in an upcoming reality programme . Apparently “sexist ” (???!!!)

    So — Given male chickens are called cocks and females hens does this mean expressions such as ” hen party ” and ” cock of the walk ” are simikarly vetboten . ?
    Will we be arrested on the public highway by the Languagge Guard
    if we are overheard to mutter these blasphemies ??

    I think the Hone Office should issue an “Advisory ” on this .

  235. 235
    All MP's are scum says:

    Likening the UK to a figure it’s arsehole looks a bit red.

  236. 236
    Progressive wanker says:

    One worthwhile point here is the parachuting into safe constituencies of quite annoying young types.

    It usually seems to be labour. Son of Jack Straw springs to mind.

    Hereditary politics doesn’t go down that well when the “chosen ones” have even less in common with their target voters than had their parents.

    Though not a ukip supporter, I smile somewhat at the upset caused as the political elite, especially of labour, seem to take their core vote for granted.

    The results for lib dem so funny they rival monty pythons funniest joke in the world

    Not remotely convinced about “local party first” ukip reference.

  237. 237
    broderick crawford says:

    We’re only making plans for Nigel
    We only want what’s best for him
    We’re only making plans for Nigel
    Nigel just needs this helping hand
    And if young Nigel says he’s happy
    He must be happy
    He must be happy in his work
    We’re only making plans for Nigel
    He has his future in a British steel
    We’re only making plans for Nigel
    Nigel’s whole future is as good as sealed
    And if young Nigel says he’s happy
    He must be happy
    He must be happy in his work
    Nigel is not outspoken
    But he likes to speak
    And loves to be spoken to
    Nigel is happy in his work
    We’re only making plans for Nigel

  238. 238
    Anonymous says:

    nik milliband and ed clegg what a pair of unelectable wankers

  239. 239
    Gary Elsby Stoke-on-Trent says:

    The Tories are falling over themselves to give you a referendum, they have said nothing else.
    The evidence supports this also.
    Vote UKIP Labour win=no referendum.
    The evidence supports this too.

  240. 240
    Spartacus says:

    i was watching the ‘main channels’ on tv and bbc were spouting:
    protest vote; anti-establishment vote; nothing to do with you-rope and on and on

    meanwhile on another channel there was a dutch you-rope mp still chanting the mantra of racist; nazi; baby eaters, wasted vote and so on

    i wonder if some of these guys will ever get it?

  241. 241
    Anonymous says:

    Ukip 27.5 + Tories 23.94 means that the Labour loving Islingtonista BBC-oid media twats now detest 51.44 of the country.

  242. 242
    LBC Londons Biggest Cunt James O'Brien says:


  243. 243
    Rolf Hairass says:

    London is full of foreigners, who vote Liebour.

  244. 244
    Coincidence? says:

    London did not vote for UKIP very much.

    London has fewer than 50% white British.

  245. 245
    Top o' t'pops says:

    Nothing indicates a sophisticated view of politics like a 30 year old pop song by a group of lefty 20 year olds.

  246. 246
    The present is a different country says:

    But London is nicely in touch with Islamabad and Mogadishu.

  247. 247
    Anonymous says:

    Yes so do I.

    But many of those who really can change things like white Canadian Bank of England Governors more than anyone.

    I don’t see the sense in having a go a Mr Patel who runs the newspaper shop.

    What power has he got to change anything? Wrong people wrong target. A particularly English talent I’m afraid.

    The purple map of England and Wales is a sight to behold though. Representing
    many people and probably a great deal of livestock.

  248. 248

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