May 26th, 2014

Quote of the Day

John Woodcock MP warns comrades against…

“… using pork products to settle internal scores.”


9 Comments

  1. 1
    Steve P says:

    I am not, God knows, an EdMil supporter but that was ludicrous. If you fast snap ANYONE eating there will be instants during mastication when the face looks distorted.

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    • 7
      fore says:

      Exactly! You know that and I know that but, apparently, the “future Prime Minister” is unable to grasp that obvious fact and make sure he doesn’t look like a complete fucking idiot while eating a bacon roll. Which makes me question whether he is really up to the job of running a country.

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      • 9
        Steve P says:

        So are you saying politicians must never eat in public?

        I was rather suggesting that people should not publish such photos.

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  2. 2
    Ed's Porkie Pies Party says:

    I am not listening to England. Lalalala!

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  3. 3
    Ed The Defeated on Europe says:

    Fwiends, Womans, Countrymen. Lend me your ears.

    Whatsaaaat? Oh no there will be no in/out referendum under my leadership! Whatsaaaat? U-kip spun? Whatsaaaaat? U-kip pun?

    I can’t understand a word these foreigners say.

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  4. 4
    Ed The Spinspun says:

    We lost! We came second! That’s progress!

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  5. 5
    The real Nick Clegg says:

    Finally, a quiet thread in which I can explain myself without being drowned in the cacophony of jubilation and you know what? I have nothing to say.

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  6. 6
    The electorate do not give a shit about what the BBC thinks anymore. It is all left wing bias! says:

    Labour have fallen on their arses.

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  7. 8
    gildedtumbril says:

    UKIP(WHILE THEY STEAL) is fake party designed to make suckers of those who lack the balls to vote for the only British party. It has been government funded and prompted and now has bitten them on the arse. Good.

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