May 25th, 2014

Pollsters’ Final Euro-Election Calls


Two pollsters, Populus and ICM, called it for Labour the rest called it for UKIP. As far as Guido can tell IPSOS-Mori did not do a Euro-poll saying it was “too close to call”. We shall find out who was right and who was most accurate after tonight. You can still – at time of going to pixel – get a 20% return betting on UKIP to win or quintuple your money on Labour. Good luck…

N.B. Any pollster who feels misrepresented (they are sensitive types) should get in touch and we will correct the chart.


  1. 1
    concrete pump says:

    See Nigel’s purple rod thrust out proudly……

  2. 2
    What's England? Diane abbott says:

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    It's Not Who Votes... It's Who Counts the Votes That Counts says:

    No doubt after the votes cast have been ‘equalised’ at the ballot box storage facilities over the last couple of days, Populus and ICM will prove to have been right.

  4. 4
    Frankie Howard says:

    Got to be worth a lay of UKIP at 1.26, surely a third of voters can’t all be uneducated?

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    Andrews MarsBar says:

    Outstanding win for NuLibor

  6. 6
    CunnieWurst says:

    Sausage for all EuroLovers

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    Saint Nigel says:

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    TickO'Shay says:

    Tis Trew

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Pollsters’ – not pollster’s.

  10. 10
    Essex Man says:

    Who much will it cost to purchase and keep an N-word?

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    CastIron-Dave says:

    Lot of figure fudgin’ going on.

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    concrete pump says:

    It’s the ‘G’ word now……shhhh.

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    Maximus says:

    Why should any pollster feel misrepresented? If they all produced the same numbers, then they would only have to spend their profits on differentiating themselves from each other in the market for pollsters. Stupid, of course. Their market differentiation is in the numbers themselves, which have been expertly finished with a special massage comprising a unique variety of secret, exotic snake oils to smell nice and to glow alluringly to a particular market segment.

    If ever a deep state needs to significantly adjust a result, it will have prepared the ground with the pollsters beforehand.

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    Death to all Fanatics says:

    Populus and ICM to look like idiots shortly then.

    I sincerely hope.

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    Anonymous says:

    Get Cameron to eat a bacon sarnie. It’s a vote winner

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    Rickytshirt says:

    Survation: Ukip GE polling @ 23%!

    From UK Polling Report:

    ‘Finally there was a new Survation poll for the Mail on Sunday. The fieldwork for the Survation poll didn’t start until late on Friday, so unlike the YouGov and Opinium polls most respondents will have had a chance to see the local election results. Topline figures there, with changes since Survations last pre-election poll, are CON 27%(-1), LAB 32%(-3), LDEM 9%(+1), UKIP 23%(+2). Survation show some of the highest UKIP scores anyway, but the 23% is a record high for UKIP even by their standards – the first in what I’d expect to be many polls showing a post-election boost for UKIP.’

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    i wuv u pumpy says:

    You always did like dicks of whatever colour, pumpadickle

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    Bibs-r-us says:

    The spoon faced mong would have to get Sam to feed him – he’s beyond useless

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    aposrophe nazi says:

    BTW, we’re a sensitive lot too Guido

  21. 21
    Mornington Crescent says:

    …especially on a Sunday morning…

  22. 22
    what a gay dave says:

    They may as well dump clogg

    They’ve got nothing to lose

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    Anonymous says:

    “When I sit down to see the new Star Wars, and those credits roll, (assuming he kept them), I genuinely think I might burst into tears”. Dan Hodges.

    Better not be in 3D then!

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    I hope says:

    Will the UKIP MEP in NI be added in?

  25. 25
    gays r gr8 says:

    I hear he prefers a sausage wrap.

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    Nigel says:

    We’ve clearly used up our tokens. We need some different bongo bongo people.

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    Puss in Boots says:

    Was the Abbott wearing a necklace made of shrunken heads?

  28. 28
    Osama the Nazarene2 says:

    lol +1000000000000

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    PDubya says:

    Making an assumption that with the exception of the Liberals and Labour, who are cheerleaders for a wannabe super state run by Germany and France (both of which have already reneged on a referendum), surely logic would dictate that the Tories, who have promised a referendum without strings would be top polling and Ukip second only by means of their obvious lack of control of the gears of state.
    My assumption is predicated on what I consider the not unreasonable assertion that most of the electorate, outside Westminster, are experiencing the underwhelming joys of Labour’s unfettered immigration and Europe’s open borders causing the huge problems with lack of housing,pressure on hospitals and education that we see today.

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    broderick crawford says:


    what or where the fookin hell is the M25 ?? Does it have a orivate landing strip on which to land my Learjet — as as does my property in Eaton Square ??

  31. 31
    The tory's number 1 asset says:

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    England is not London says:

    If Londoners are so well educated how come they vote Labour? Surely mathematics is still considered education?

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    Turnouts so far…

    Austria – Vienna at 10am was 7.85%. Slightly below the 8.1% of 2009
    Croatia – 11:00am was 7.63%, up from 5.98% in 2013
    Hungary – 11:00am was 11.53%, compared to 13.77% in 2009
    Slovenia – 11:00am was 8.29%
    France – 12:00 was 15.7%, up from the the 14.81% in 2009
    Italy – 12:00 was around 16%

    h/t @electionista

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    broderick crawford says:

    Does a lay ” mean you bet AGAINST ukip winning at 1.26 return on bet ? — I would say they were poor odds for the Euros .Accept min odds 2.5 at least

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    Huh, how, you kiddin says:

    Well the BBC Sunday Politics has finished, The BBCs Sunday heart attack has failed on me today, I’ve come to the conclusion they are scared to death of Nige and his UKippers getting anywhere, I realise it’s if they fail, their mates the troughers fail and all that networking also fails and their pretend profession fails and the next job could be a long while in coming and they will have to come close to us trash and go to the unemployment shop to find a job.

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    Unwise tipster. says:

    Make some money. Cons to get most votes.

  37. 37
    Rickytshirt says:

    She’s too busy checking out what colour people are and forming opinions of a discriminatory nature on the basis thereof.

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    sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

    See how all these countries love the EU and show it by voting or not.

  39. 39
    Patrick O'Flynn says:

    There was no Ukip “earthquake”

    End of.

  40. 40
    Tom Daley says:

    Vote Ukip!

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    Neil Hamilton says:

    Labour Party wins in Malta

    Oh Bugger

  42. 42
    broderick crawford says:

    …perhaps someone
    should auction it on ebay .

  43. 43
    Anonymous is a moron says:

    Anonymous is a moron.

  44. 44
    non taxable pikey says:

    Emeli Sandé for those that were wondering.

  45. 45

    Boxing : US Marine V SAS soldier Great scrap

  46. 46
    BBCyborg says:

    Double Plus Good

  47. 47
    UKIP voter says:

    Yes Diane, it is; politics does not stop at the M25

  48. 48
    IClaudius says:

    Its all turning into a great big CON.

  49. 49

    Malta Projections:

    Party  |  EP Group  | Projected
    PL     |   S&D      |    53%
    PN     |   EPP      |    40%

    h/t @electionista

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    BTsport for a better deal says:

    F**K orf with your boxing and footie shite.

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    broderick crawford says:

    How are these LinDem political turncoats msnaging to poll any thing at all — ket alone plus one at nine pet cent ?

    Who are the deficients still postulating them as serious
    nation governing fodder ?

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Unfortunately (?) there is nothing to replace him with even Handycock’s blow up doll has quit.

  53. 53
    Diane Fatbot says:

    Is that inside or outside the M25?

  54. 54
    Sir Bentley Pauncefoot (deceased) says:

    To be fair, one hears that Newark is hideously non-vibrant.

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    inside out says:

    This from a woman who wants to be taken seriously as a possible Government minister.She is so breathtakingly ignorant,where do these people come from.I am surprised she knows her own name. The British electors deserve better.

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    Autobahn says:

    In measurement are things compared one to another, A superior man observes restrictions imposed on others and wonders why.
    By pretension and thievery and a disregard for the Total Humanity the superior person receives endorsement from society and enrichess himself for a little Time

  57. 57
    wee danny gobshate says:

    marine forgot the napalm

  58. 58
    Comical Dougie says:

    The barbarian UKIP came to take over and we destroyed them. Everywhere you can see the charred remains of the UKIP infidels. You can hear their screams begging for mercy.

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    Autobahn says:

    in measurement are seeing the extent of a thing by measurable considerations

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    Short square leg says:

    Most of them came from the West Indies. Pity they don’t all bugger off back as there is a dire shortage of shit-shovellers on all the islands.

  61. 61
    James O'Bottom says:

    Even if Ukip don’t actually top the poll the fact is they now have far more elected representatives in the EU than they did and a higher share of the vote things are getting better.

  62. 62
    UKIP Voter says:

    According to pundits Labours vote suffered because Ed was photographed eating a fucking bacon bap.
    How much do they think UKIPs vote suffered as a result of several weeks of their leader being smeared as a racist?
    The worst crime one can commit in this fucking PC country in which we now live.
    The UKIP vote I think did suffer but they held firm

  63. 63
    Apostrophe Nazi says:

    What about us?

  64. 64

    Vote UKIP :-)


  65. 65
    World traveller says:

    Passing through Malaysia on my way home today I had lunch in a little cafe which has “Fried Mars Bars” on the menu!

    … and not a Liverpuddle in sight.

  66. 66
    Autobahn says:

    for example what is the measurement of Royalty ?

  67. 67
    Patrick O'Flynn says:

    Never let the UKIP bullshit stress you.

  68. 68
    Autobahn says:

    can Royalty be measured in feet per second ? who would win a race down the Mall ?

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    I liked it. It beats looking at Miliband trying to eat something.

  70. 70
    The 1922 Committee says:

    A Bow Group guy has written that the Conservative Party ‘needs to be handed back to its members’. It’s *never* been in their hands.

  71. 71
    Jimmy Clitheroe & Alfie Hall says:

    Who is Diane Abbott and where the fuck is London?

  72. 72
    You rup says:

    Tonight tonight tonight
    Uh ho!
    We’ll make it right
    Tonight tonight tonight
    Uh ho!

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    UKIP Voter says:

    According to pundits Labours vote suffered because Ed was photographed eating a fucking bacon bap.
    How much do they think UKIPs vote suffered as a result of several weeks of their leader being smeared as a racist?
    The worst crime one can commit in this fucking PC country in which we now live.

  74. 74
    abbott preservation society says:

    No ‘Save the Whale’ party in the lists Guido

  75. 75
    Gordon (Brown) says:

    No, he’s not.

  76. 76
    Diana Abbott says:

    The working class can kiss me ass dem honkies votes don’t count at last.

  77. 77
    what a gay dave says:

    I have been brainwashed into believing racism is on a par with murder

    Im starting to think it’s not that big a deal. Why should I like working with people who speak a different language to each other when I am present

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    Autobahn says:

    Likewise a Love of Society, how would one begin to measure a thing like that

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    I didnt vote ukip because of a bacon buttie says:

    Concerns about immigration have nothing to do with race

    Why do the media try to pretend otherwise

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    British Labour Broadcasting Corporation says:


  81. 81
    Daniel the Polish meat packer and Top ebayer from Newark says:

    Where about in Jamaica is Hackney?

  82. 82
    Caroline Lucas says:

    It’s time to put aside old capitalist notions and put our children’s future ahead of all other concerns. Let us work for a better world where love and compassion rule.

    Choose humanity. Choose love. Choose Green.

  83. 83
    Autobahn says:

    By my belief in superiority of English mentality over barbarian mentality is love affirmed by patriotic statement of allegiance until Death

  84. 84
    Demetri Marchessini says:

    Women are all whores. Smack them.

    Vote UKIP

  85. 85
    Expat Geordie says:

    These figures do surprise me. Malta generally has a high turnout in elections. 90% voter participation is not uncommon. However the general feeling that I get from people there on my fairly frequent visits is that they don’t want to be in the EU any more. Being Europe’s “southern outpost” (to quote some head bloke in the EU) isn’t working out too well for them. They are also getting rather sick of German domination.

    To quote one bloke I know “I want to stick a sign on the beach for all the w@gs who land here, with a big arrow on it saying ‘ITALY THAT WAY'”.

    I suspect that a large number of ballot papers might end up being washed up on the beach yet again. The ghost of Dom Mintoff strikes again.

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    Bluto says:

    That’s about it!

  87. 87
    Eccles says:

    Its not up NORTH

  88. 88
    Cliff Maxhard says:

    Dirty Sl*ts

  89. 89
    Cliff Maxhard says:

    Im there with you Carol!
    I’ll be poppin’ round once I got some Bird under my belt.

  90. 90
    UKIP Christian says:

    …..”Let us pray”……

  91. 91
    Statistician says:


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    Expat Geordie says:

    It is an island mentality. If you live on a small island things get blown up out of all proportion, and your horizons are limited. People from those islands often bring their own limited experience and horizons to a new environment. I would hazard a guess that the immigrant West Indian population in London effectively treat their part of London as an island, and don’t venture far from it.

    You see the same in the native UK population in places like the Isle of Wight (which despite certain jokes really is an island of white people), the Channel Islands, and some rural/semi-rural villages, like the Durham pit village that I grew up in.

  93. 93
    Ming_the_Merciless says:

    Shut it you SL*G

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    Autobahn says:

    gash innit ?

  95. 95
    Roger Helmer says:

    Ha Ha Ha Ha
    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
    Ha Ha Ha Ha

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    Autobahn says:

    by contemplation of the erect 1 with the receiving o the superior man comprehends immortality

  97. 97
    World traveller says:

    You can only buy if you have an appropriately sized woodpile.

  98. 98
    Britain is a nut house says:

    If Leslie Grantham had racially abused that German taxi driver instead of stabbing him to death he would never have got the part as ‘Dirty den’ on Eastenders.
    That is the fucked up logic of the loony left.

  99. 99
    Austin Tash says:

    Forget earthquakes, UKIP are going to cause a mushroom cloud in British politics come the next election.

  100. 100
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Not difficult if you only ask people in Eastleigh and Sutton.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Austin Tash says:

    The BBC says: “Lower turnout means higher statisfaction with the wonderful job the EU are doing. If people were unhappy, they’d turn up to vote.”

  103. 103
    Austin Tash says:

    We promise not to hit you again. We love you really. It’s just when you go on about immigration and Europe, we lose our temper. It’s not our fault!

  104. 104
    Fred the pensioner says:

    There is a map inside your extra large bag of Maltesers.

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    Being told to think of future generations by pro abortionists HAHAHA says:

    I don’t call an abortion room bucket much of a future.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Fred the pensioner says:

    They are also widely aware of what the EU did to their neighbours in Cyprus.

  108. 108
    metropolitan MP thinks the country stops at the M25 says:

  109. 109
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Depends which one got to the horse first…

  110. 110
    Mr Khan community leader says:

    Sorry I hit you love but you know how much I hate you running in elections it mAKES ME SO ANGRY..AARGH YOU RACIST BITCH.

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    Frank in sense says:

    True. they would forgive him the murder.

  112. 112
    Knob Ed says:

    I’ll bring home the bacon on 2015. Vote Ed

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    If you calculated a standard deviation on that, how many MPs would end up in prison?

  114. 114
    Fred the pensioner says:

    A Welsh estate agent tells me there are some simply delightful caves going cheap in the Welsh hills. Better get in early or you’ll be sleeping on the beach!

  115. 115
    Died and gone to Hackney says:

    It is not them that vote her in.

  116. 116
    Diana Abbott says:

    All me say is dis,you honky boy votes we don’t need now so fuck off to Newarkshire or whaever and bum dem sister.

  117. 117
    Fred the pensioner says:

    More proof that hippos are as thick as rhino shit.

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    Autobahn says:

    Force is always there in Creation, by Action are things done. In Mental thinking force is required to Push and discover thoughts in words to bring out to Society thereby showing Love of Creation.

  119. 119
    Gideon George Osborne says:

    Sigh. The economy is not “motoring along.” For most of us it’s broken down on the hard shoulder.

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    Fred the pensioner says:

    To which specific ‘deviation’ do you allude? We have quite a wide choice when it comes to MPs – kiddie fiddling, expenses fraud, postal voting fraud, lying through their teeth, ‘equal’ marriage, house flipping….etc..

  121. 121
    Newark resident says:

    Thank fvck Abbopotamus doesn’t know where we are.

  122. 122
    I never read the comments! says:

    Just because you can’t put your hands together in front of your belly.

  123. 123
    Fred the pensioner says:

    You mean it’s fracked??

  124. 124
    Nick Griffin says:

    Spoken like a typical out of touch idiot.

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    Oh yes he has! says:

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    C Booker – skirts around the Herd Mentality / Groupthink – of the liblabcons and their fawning hacks of the msm. Does he dare mention the ‘cognitive dissonance’ of those atop the political pile in the UK (650 MP’s and the HoL mob) or that it is ‘always those atop’ a failing ‘democracy’ riven with corruption, fraud and all manner of other debauchery – who are the last ones to put their hands up?

    Remember East Germany in 1989 – the collective of political liars, frauds and cheats – they just couldn’t cover it up – because the people became restless and fed up of their neverending lies.

  127. 127
    Autobahn says:

    Force is not a requirement of creation it is the thing that we do.
    Life decides to make force and change that is why we are here.

  128. 128
    Comp Teacher says:

    When they say better educated they mean more successfully re-educated.

  129. 129
    Beware of your belongings says:

    Noticed you what? nick his ipad?

  130. 130
    Ex-war Criminal and Straight Guy says:

    Clever Labour lost much “blue collar” support and decided to import a new electorate. Most of their Jeremy Kyle misshapes can’t be arsed to vote and the rest are elderly knee-jerk Old Labour supporters. Even so they get stuck with born losers like Foot, Kinnock, Brown and Miliband etc.

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    Jack says:

    She couldn’t give a shit about the indigenous British voter, there aren’t any in her manor.

  132. 132

    Turnouts cont.:

    Spain: 23,9% at 2,30 pm. In 2009 24,1%
    Estonia: 12:00 was 25.35%, in 2009 at the same time it was 22.7%
    Malta : 74.81%, -4% from 2009
    Poland : 12:00 was 7.31%

    h/t @electionista

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    The Growler says:

    A Hackney isn’t that some form of horse drawn taxi

  134. 134
    Autobahn says:

    by understanding Human Life as a thing all political arrangements of countries and ideologies become a nonsense Love of Humanity held within each Human establishes peaceful progression on our journey of understanding and owning all of Reality

  135. 135
    what a gay dave says:

    Well done suzanne evens

    Explaining to red ken that ukips share of the vote was at 30% were they fielded candidates

  136. 136
    the wolfs lair beer garden says:

    Imagine how pissed off the Danish must be at Mlliband, he cokes on their national product
    Ed next time just shit on a french flag then piss over a MW whilst singing
    Deutschland uber alles

  137. 137
    Diana Abbott says:

    Cracker head muddafucker don’t notice me.Wha is it cause we all look da same Owen you white trash batty boy?

  138. 138
    Chavez says:

    The last time these two went on a jolly together was to monitor the elections in Venezuela.

  139. 139
    Surprise says:

    There are people left in Poland?

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    The Growler says:

    You mean approximtely a third of a third of all voters (at least those registered to vote)

  141. 141
    The Growler says:

    Tha means Glaswegian

  142. 142
    the wolfs lair beer garden says:

    He probably mistook her for a cleaner or ballast

  143. 143
    concrete pump says:

    That’s because you are sat behind him, you thick c*nt. But don’t worry, your natural odour will alert him to your presence.

    The ‘odour’ is the smell of bullsh*t, BTW.

    A smell Owen knows well.

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    concrete pump says:

    Oh, and horse cum…

  145. 145
    Autobahn says:

    In manufacturing machine slaves taking from everywhere the future of Humanity is Secured

  146. 146
    Owen Jones says:

    Oh god there is a large bl*ck woman sat behind me with scary eyes.
    This is my last tweet for a while I’m hiding my phone.

  147. 147
    Black hole watch says:

    HowTheLightGetsIn @HTLGIFestival

    In Abbott’s case the light doesn’t get in.

  148. 148
    Fred the pensioner says:

    It takes years of practice mate – and you are even at the starting gate. Didn’t catch your voting result on Friday. How many councillors did you get?

  149. 149
    Fred the pensioner says:

    * you are not even…

  150. 150
    Voodoo charms says:

    Those eyeballs she’s got slung round her neck today are probably stinking to high heaven by now.

  151. 151
    Danny de Vito says:

    Throw FattyMomma from the train!!

  152. 152
    Mr Farage(rhymes with garage) says:

    William Hague – Come out, come out, wherever you are. You’re suspiciously quiet about Thailand’s specific threat to democracy.

  153. 153
    Fishy says:

    By train, the cretin probably means ‘Circle Line’. And she’ll be looking for Hay on Wye somewhere in the Sloan Square area.

    That’s right Diane, come out of the tube, down the Kings Road a few hundred yards, turn left, and you’ll get to the river.

    That’s close enough.

  154. 154
    Kosha No sir says:

    Odd that the politician who has said he wants to be the first Jewish PM is photographed eating bacon butties.

  155. 155
    Fishy says:

    Sorry. That’s Sloane with an ‘e’…sorry.

    PS: Diane could catch a bus…but then again there might be poor people on it.

  156. 156
    Autobahn says:

    these really important questions like “What is the future for Humanity”
    can be addressed by a Human containing Love of Humanity, like a Pope, a person who contains the love of humanity in his intelligence and also has a fucking army and scary weapons to educate the other Humans

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    Cast Iron Guarantee? says:

    “…the Tories, who have promised a referendum without strings ”

    The problem is… that no-one believes them. Would a referendum actually take place? Would it be a straight IN / OUT ? Not on a renegotiation of powers (that Mutti et al have said is impossible anyway).

    “experiencing the underwhelming joys of Labour’s unfettered immigration”

    Which Dave has done NOTHING about – neither does he have any genuine intention to.

  158. 158

    Turnouts cont.:

    Turnout at 2pm in Catalonia: 25.49%, from 19.35% in 2009

    Catalan regions:

    Barcelona: 25,53% (+ 6%)
    Girona: 25,34% (+ 7,2%)
    Tarragona: 24,51% (+ 5,5%)
    Lleida: 22,95% (+ 5%)

    Spain overall: 23.89%, from 24.1%

    h/t: @electionista , @CataloniaYes

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    The Growler says:

    How many have actually been accosted by a polster and asked which way they are going to vote, and what if they are like Dave Boy, say one thing and then do another

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    He knows nothing says:

    So, whenever Miliband speaks, he is reproducing the “facts” and views of those who last briefed him?

    Perhaps we should buy him a lead for Xmas.

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    Grade One says:

    You mean a ninth.

  162. 162
    Fishy says:

    Oh do give over.

    It’s one of Thailand’s monthly coups. Nothing unusual and nothing to trouble yourself with.

    There’ll be another one along in a minute.

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    UKIP! says:


  164. 164
    Neuroscience vs. Philosophy says:

    The Hay festival has become the annual London luvvies outing to the countryside. To make them feel at home all things to do with the countryside are banned and all activities are London luvvy themed.

  165. 165
    Rickytshirt says:

    Come again?

  166. 166
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Here is the text & content of a letter published in the DM on Friday

    “Power-crazed politicos

    When politicians are asked why they entered politics, the response is invariably the same. Turning to gaze nobly at a distant horizon, through moistening eyes, they intone ‘Because I wanted to change things’ – with the emphasis on the ‘I’.

    Roughly translated, this means ‘Iwant to see things done my way, regardless of what my constituents think they want’. The ethos, prevalent at Westminster across all parties is not to serve, but to rule.

    This is why they detest the idea of referendums. Issues that the electorate want addressed are ignored. Policies to which the majority are opposed are forced through without any attempt at constitution.

    We British should get over the notion that we live in a democracy: it’s an elective dictatorship.”

    H/T to the author John Stewart of Preston.

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    nell says:

    LOL! That’s rather like that sarahpalin woman thinking Africa was a country!!!

  168. 168
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    She’s still standing on the Circle line waiting for the first class carriage.

  169. 169
    Will Self says:

    By rights the alternative Hay festival should be packed with right wing authors and books.
    The fact Owen and Abbott are going leads me to believe there’s fuck all alternative about the event.

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    HadleyFreeman says:

    Will you evil white male patriarchs join my twitter campaign for #EQUALVOTES? It is unfair in 2014 that voters can still choose Ukip instead of giving a chance to the left.

    I’ve already got noted intellectuals Caroline Criado-Perez and Laurie Penny on board.

    #Equality #WomenFirst #Lettoysbetoys

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    nell says:

    Unlikely. chances are she was wearing necklace of miniature gold ingots that she had claimed on mp’s expenses, as these mp’s do!!

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    nell says:

    So how many MEP’s do we think ukip are going to have after tonight?

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    Anonymous says:

    The reason Ed Milliband was pulling a revolting face when he ate that bacon sandwich is because he probably thinks bacon is disgusting and revolting.

    It’s against his ancestoral religion.

    Most people feel sorry for him, sorry he had try and prove he was one of the people and someone who loves bacon, when clearly he doesn’t.

    Leave the poor man alone to work on his speech ‘problem’.

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    The Growler says:

    “There was no Ukip “earthquake”
    End of. ”
    Your real name is David Cameron and you still don’t get it.

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    The Growler says:

    Calm down dear, it’s all over until next year.

  176. 176
    The Growler says:

    That’s called wrestling

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    meanwhile over on that earlier blog

    JadedJean says:
    May 25, 2014 at 12:18 pm

    Worth a read imho…

    Key to the modern world – the sinister groupthink

    “Some time back, a reader drew my attention to the book in which, 40 years ago, a Yale professor of psychology, Irving Janis, analysed what, with a conscious nod to George Orwell, he called “groupthink”. It is a term we all casually use (which even he derived from another writer), but he identified eight symptoms of groupthink. One is the urge of its victims to insist that their view is held as a “consensus” by all morally right-thinking people. Another is their ruthless desire to suppress any evidence that might lead someone to question it. A third is their urge to stereotype and denigrate anyone who dares hold a dissenting view.”

    Like this

    Schrödinger’s cat says:
    May 25, 2014 at 12:25 pm

    Thank you for that link. Agree completely.

    It never ceases to amaze me how some people can combine arrogance with ignorance and present the obscenest, most invalid result as holy writ.

    As Russell said: The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt

    Like this
    A latecomer says:
    May 25, 2014 at 12:39 pm

    Look Jean, if you go on like this you will upset our apple cart, so please respect other people’s opinion. Now, would you like a free windmill in your back garden and, say, 50k a month to keep the Romas and their chainsaws away?

    Like this

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    The ghost of the 1st victim of Marxism says:

    Thank god for people such as yourself. Standards…..
    We all need them…….just so we can measure or own Failure.
    Keep it up….

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

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    Autobahn says:

    In Patriotic thought by assumption all Humans share my desires or by enforcement assert in this manner all machines will be slaves including even the dyson and all sucking devices are belong to us

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    non taxable pikey says:

    To rule and not to govern. Someone needs to explain the difference to them so that they understand. Not too much hope that will happen if they don’t even know where Newark is.

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    Norman Normal says:

    Can’t we get any gay or women MPs to a hotdog eating contest? Should make a good photo op?

  184. 184
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    It is, a place where a proud Englishman can walk the streets with out fear.

  185. 185
    noise is white says:

    sun is gold.

  186. 186
    Leaping Salmon says:

    Get tae Fuk sassenach

  187. 187
    Leaping Salmon says:

    It’s further than Newark hence neither are of interest dear. You immigrant neighbouring superior beings are sooooo sophisticated.

  188. 188
    Bert says:

    Harsh but fair.

  189. 189
    Will Self says:

    After decades of dumbed down education policy putting the brakes on social mobility and tens of millions of imported votes the socialists in the this country will finally achieve their dream.
    A thick as shit violent banana republic where a c*nt like Owen Jones might be dictator for a week or so till the next lefty twat takes over.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    May says “immigration target is more difficult.” No it isn’t, just say “no more.”

    This will of course mean telling the EU to “go away.”

    There you go, fixed it.

    Fixing the child benefits scams is easy too.

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    nolan, brave when he tackles anyobe but muslims and IRA terroristss says:

    ….with an IRA terrorist

  192. 192
    Ed Balls says:


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    Autobahn says:

    By my hand I assert on this day by power of understanding that all people who are understood to be English are now free to do as they might wish. For pleasantry and debauchery drug consumption for the excitement of the brain and all ways of theft and passing of false instruments for gaining objects of desire I now allow without fear of retribution.

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    Operation Werewolf says:

    It’s coming, we all know it and some of us are ready to act:

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    Vote UKIP :-)

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    Herman's Helmet, yellow stripe down the back, pink down the front says:

    I fear it will be all downhill for the Great Project now. I blame Kathy Ashton, not a looker.

  197. 197
    Nell The self basting Turkey looking forward to Christmas says:

    Do you really care Nell?
    Stock up on Paxo and vote Conservative in the GE like you always do.

  198. 198
    Anonymous says:

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    The ghost of the 1st victim of Marxism says:

    Ohhh god I even got this wrong…..Our failure OUR…..
    ‘For you…..English…….THE HUMILIATION will be Complete’.

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    John McCain says:

    hahaha, that’s so funny, esecially as we all know that its actually not a country but a shithole.

  201. 201
    The British media are cunts says:

    They go into politics so they can r@pe children, steal money and get away with it.

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    Shotgun with birdshot oo buck or solid slug a gun for all seasons says:

    Barring handguns and semi auto rifles above .22 calibre you can own all sorts of guns in the UK with a licence.
    In fact the most versatile gun of the lot which is a shotgun is the easiest to obtain a licence for.

  203. 203
    Operation Werewolf says:

    Oswald Farage meets Nigel Moseley in a traitorous embrace:

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Indeed Pike – and can Any current PM or ex PM of the UK – show i and the population where we gave our lawful written (even an x) consent to be ruled over by that Lisbon Treaty and the unelected frauds running the EU?

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Who the fucking hell do stonewall think they are – are they running this fucking country?

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    Turnouts cont.:

    Germany : at 2pm was 25.6%, up from 20.2% in 2009
    Bulgaria : at 13:30 was 17.53%, in line with 2009
    Hungary : at 13:00 was 19.53%, from 24.09% in 2009

    Vienna : at 2pm was 24.3%, from 26.8% in 2009


    Ukraine – turnout at 3pm around 41%. Ranges from 53% in Volyn to 9% in Donetsk.

    h/t @electionista

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    Berlasconi is a fine judge of women says:

    No tits-fair enough
    No arse-bit of a problem.
    No chin-unfucking forgivable

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    Autobahn says:

    Even those things that have past that include murder and genocide by deliberate acts for gain are now forgiven. Even thievery from the Humans of possessions for the purpose of wanting to belong to. ” How can you belong to a thing ?”
    By their stupidity you will recognize them.
    all these things are forgiven
    it is a bit like that song
    “It’s a new day, it’s a new dawn

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    Norman Normal says:

    Anyone noticed Stephanie Flanders is all over the BBC like a rash, obvious stage managed return. Wears glasses now, possibly a disguise so we don’t notice the return of this dishonest labour mole.

    Commenting on this panel, that panel. Piece about her on points of view. Special focus documentary on polio.

    Wasn’t it only a year ago she was ousted for manipulating the news in favour of her ex-boyfriends Ed n Ed?

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    Realist says:

    Noticed you yet? Studiously ignoring you.

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    SF Watch says:

    She left to work for a bank for approximately 3 times her BBC salary.

    She’s just making the extra appearances to top up her income.


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    White rabbit says:

    A gigantic bilious attack be upon them all and may their subsidies and grants be permanently withdrawn.

  213. 213
    Jeremy Paxman says:

    And all three-unfuckable by all accounts

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    Must try harder, see me. says:

    Just three dots in an ellipsis.

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    The Bog Standard Labour Party & Its Bearded Feminists says:

    She said she was sorry she could not
    “tear my hair out and agree with you that
    we are emerging blinking from the

    Rip the beard off Mr Harman if gets in your eyes.

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    Vote UKIP ;-)

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    The Human Centipede that crawls around Westminster says:

    Stephanie Flanders only shifted her buttocks slightly when she the left the BBC.
    She is still part of the human centipede arse to mouth daisy chain.

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    jgm2 says:

    Somebody will have been despatched to buy a sandwich for Useless Ned for the photo op. That individual will be uncut and will not have realised Useless Ned hasn’t had a bacon sarnie in his life. Probably thought he was getting a special treat for the boss.

    ‘Yeah mate, loads of brown sauce – fucking magic…’

    Back he comes and shoves it under Useless Ned’s nose in front of the assembled journalists – and there they are – fucked. If Ned sends it back he’s alienating 55 million bacon buttie eaters.

    ‘Hold on a fucking minute – this ‘man of the people doesn’t eat bacon sandwiches – why’s that then? He’s a what? A fucking J**? A fucking J** from fucking London…?’

    Lesser of two evils vote-wise just ploughing through it.

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    White rabbit says:

    A good read. Thank you

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    Duh!! says:

    Well you chose to surround yourself with lefties.

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    jgm2 says:

    You can’t buy solid slugs with a shotgun certificate. You can buy ’00’ though. My last box said ‘Suitable for black bear’. As good a euphemism as any.

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    Botus says:

    ……..and Romania?

  223. 223
    Botus says:


    LOL :)

  224. 224
    jgm2 says:

    Is she sniffing glue in that picture?

  225. 225
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Everybody at the Guardian needs counselling (otherwise known as psychotherapy), if only they would all quit their ‘jobs’.

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    Patrick O'Flynn says:

    Ukip councillor under investigation over racist and homophobic comments

    Here we go then !

  227. 227
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    Thick black sweaty c unt.

  228. 228
    Roger Helmer says:

    Dave Small was “another example in a long list of Ukip candidates who, having just been elected as a councillor, reveals himself on Facebook as a racist and a homophobe”.

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    Autobahn says:

    within each Human is a seed of understanding planted within it’s brain at Birth,
    Each superior person tries to assist every Human searching together to understand the Reality.
    By Common Understanding of Human desire of comprehension each society merges into the wholeness of Humanity and re-commences its journey with understood purpose

  230. 230

    I did say this more than once in the last five years here:

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    Slobberdown Menob says:


    Hope has returned to the hearts of scores of millions of men and women, and with that hope there burns the flame of anger against the brutal, corrupt invader. And still more fiercely burn the fires of hatred and contempt for the filthy Quislings whom he has suborned.

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    The Office where evryone wishes she would fucking quit says:

    Man:Would you like a cup of tea laurie?



    Laurie:Are you calling me sugar? Whaaa you sexist pig I need counselling

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    Motorway says:

    Next on CBBC, we’ll have the children’s guide to UKIP.

  235. 235
    Diana Abbott says:

    you honkies can quit wid de smearing there enough of us now votin so can go back to your Newarkshire and fuck dem sister.

  236. 236
    Fred Scuttle says:

    Followed by The Music Of Adolf Hitler and Gardening With Pol Pot.

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    i look a bit like hitler says:

    the bullet from a x-ray ndt machine bunged in a sealed jar of diesel packed into a microwave oven with lots of fertilizer can be quite potent, allegedly. fuck tv burp and their “there is only one way to find out, fight” segment, let’s fill our esteemed host’s blog with inventive homemade weapons of mass destruction! would that be okay guido? cheers!

    i also have got some pure as you can get it marching powder, several albatross eggs and the corpse of teenage conjoined triplets (one male, one female, one hermaphrodite all share the same head looks eerily like diane abbott) which i procured from a mortuary going for a song (need to shift this quickly as she/he/it wasn’t embalmed properly- a bit like diane abbott).

    would be prepared to do a swap for some nazi gold and/or a working tr-3b.

    either leave me a reply with your details here or email me direct at p.fondlebum (at) houseoflords (dot) spaz

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    String Vest says:

    And then followed by that delightful comedy by Joseph Stalin

    The Destruction and Reeducation of the Kulaks

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    Neitherdeadnoralive says:

    Let’s hope he has lost the Jewish vote then, bastard will even deny his religion to get into power! I always though it would be impossible to be a god fearing Jew and a godless Marxist at the same time, but him and his family seem to have managed it.

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    Fishy says:

    The BBC have taken it over this year.

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    Ed Marxbot says:

    Well, I got married for votes. Eating a bacon sarnie is much less painful.

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    Um Bongo says:

    Nigel Farage celebrated wildly. I thought his trousers were going to come down to his knees. He did well to keep them up!”

  243. 243
    Fred Barras says:

    I can confirm it is an effective home defence loadout.

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    Tim Farron says:

    I went to my careers advisor and said I wanted to be a Party Leader one day. He said he thought it was a good idea because although I’m not very clever, I have the right kind of personality to organise children’s parties.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Got knows what it must have been like on a date with Red Ed seeing how he eats his food. People must have thought she was out with her mong brother or something.

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    True story not leftie made up Jackanory says:

    lefties are the one’s obsessed with race one of the CBBC shows was filmed at my nephews school.
    Out of two hundred pupils eight kids were picked to feature in the show.
    Three of them bl*ck.
    Guess how many kids who attended this school were bl*ck?
    The inverted racism displayed by lefties is not only astonishing but if I were bl*ck downright fucking patronising.

  247. 247
    Nick CLegg says:

    I just cannot understand why virtually everyone I come across thinks I’m an odious twat.

  248. 248
    Is there a new kid on the block? says:

  249. 249
    i look a bit like hitler says:

    last week’s episode of gardening with pol pot was great, he was teaching the kids how to make organic dildos out of root vegetables. oh how my partner and i laughed as our youngest son, trumpet-chlamydia, tried to stick a daikon up himself without taking his nappy off first!!! “dildo!” he repeated exictingly – his first word!!! thank you pol pot, and thank you cbbc! let us all unify into one big happy rainbow flavoured unicorn that’s powered solely by our smiles.

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    Anon who Voted UKIP ORG !!! says:

    Followed by ” I always span*ked little boys by Cy*ril Sm*ith”
    & Dav*id Stee*el fully endorsed this debau*ched life*style……..

    The LebDims are rapidily oxidising as there political
    plateform disintegrates, …………….thankfully

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    Turnouts cont.:

    Lithuania : at 14:00 where both #EP2014 and presidential II round votes are taking place: 23.4%
    Cyprus – turnout: 42.37%, from 59.4% in 2009
    Denmark – turnout at 16:00 estimated at 37.51%, from 40.1% in 2009


    Ifop projecting turnout in France to hit 44%, from 40.63% in 2009 – it would be the highest since 1999

    h/t @electionista

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    illogical says:

    Mars no more in retrograde!
    Age of Aquarius?
    Mankind becomes kind man or maybe just my kind of man.
    Fight or flight?.
    Democracy. Freedom. Idealism. Rebellion. Nonconformity. Perseverance.

  253. 253
    what a gay dave says:

    Just think yourself lucky that you never have to worry about meeting nick clegg you odious twat

  254. 254

    All of them!

    And the fact that it has become a standard.

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    Anon who Voted UKIP ORG !!! says:

    sorry but you missed out the word “fcuking” we will leave
    you to decide where it should be inserted for the most
    desirable lasting effect !!!

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    Postman Pat says:

    Reckon I’ll be going postal if the UKIP result are dissappointing

  257. 257
    Nick Griffin says:

    UKIP earthquake? UKIP failed to gain ANY seats in: Leeds, Liverpool, Manchester, Newcastle, Wigan, Sunderland, Preston, Carlisle…

  258. 258
    Slobberdown Menob says:

    Hasn’t he noticed the train leaning on it’s side?

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    DD says:

    Please someone tell me why this racist girl was never prosecuted :-

    4/6/2006 – Dateline BBC Television – London

    Gavin Estler ” What’s wrong with white guys by the way ?”

    Yasmin Alibhai-Brown ” I don’t like them. I wnat them to be the lost species in 100 years “.

    25/8/2008 – Channel Five Television – The Wright Stuff

    During a discussion regarding the employment of white men

    Yasmin Alibhai-Brown ” Take his advice, don’t apply. It would be great if you lot went away, white middle class men. We’d just walk in wouldn’t we ”

    When asked “Is that not a racist comment ?”

    She replied ” Of course”

  260. 260
    Operation Werewolfe says:

    We will not tolerate your racism.
    In the end we will act:

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    Stephen Speilberg says:

    Diane Abbott “No-one is going to confuse Ed Miliband with George Clooney any time soon”. Fair shout.

  262. 262
    Lord Ashcroft says:

    Perhaps she should be known as Penny dREDful from now on.

  263. 263
    Stormfront reader says:

    I just wish I could lurch further to the right, but that seems an idealogical impossibiity

  264. 264
    The Human Centipede that crawls around Westminster says:

    I sure hope Ed eats pussy better than he does a bacon sarney.

  265. 265
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    Postal votes sent via Peterborough etc.

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    Anon who Voted UKIP ORG !!! says:

    Strange the UK as a minor province of EUSSR voted last Thursday
    22 May BUT there has been no official confirmation on the total
    percentage of people who Voted !!!

    Why is it taking so long to massage the number of Votes to manipulate
    dippy Ed’s ann*al Red rejects as the (un)popular mendacious winners

    Aaaah democracy as administered by Elec*toral Com*mis*sion but run
    more like the W.I from a bygone age !!!

    is it there time of the month !!

  267. 267
    WilliamH says:

    Sorry, too busy trying to get Our Girls out of captivity so they can come over here and further enrich the country.

  268. 268
    Jesus here's aunty Yasmin wittering her bollocks again says:

    As well as being an odious racist Yasmin is also as thick as pig shit.
    My Aunty Flo has a better handle on current events both here and abroad than Yasmin Brown.
    The BBC don’t employ her regularly to fill their race quota but to fill their special needs one.

  269. 269

    My above post took a swipe at the political establishment by mentioning standard deviation – but there is a serious side to this too.

    Look at the above figures and you will see that there is a variation between the highs and lows (per party) of as much as 8%. That is a truly enormous range and is worthy of further thought.

    Traditionally a sampling error of ±2.5% is accepted. When things are close, it makes it especially difficult to forecast.

    If you add that variant onto these figures, you are looking at a variation of over one third of the findings. In my book, that makes these figures almost worthless. Neither is taking an average of the figures going to help. What is at question here is the entire methodology.

    The 1992 GE was the last time that the pollsters got it so spectacularly wrong. They should really re-examine their whole process as it is simply giving us junk information.

    One more important point here. If the figures do closely coincide with one of the above, you will hear the media ignoranti, and the pollster firm itself, crowing about their accuracy.

    It will be complete tosh! Some one, maybe, gets lucky here. That does not mean their system is sound. People forget almost sooner than they learn. We are in uncharted waters here.

    Watch how this develops and see…

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    Bert says:

    Spell out “first” in such headings. Space after and before ellipsis. One H in “oh”. Punctuation required after “oh”; otherwise spell “O”. Closing single quotation mark outside the quotation, if it is complete. No capital O for “Our”, capital C for “complete” or capital G for the Great Magnet. “Blackadder” to be in italics.

    Otherwise, very good. You get the maximum possible grade at English Language A-Level and admission to the Russell Group university of your choice.

  271. 271
    Persona non grata says:

    Does that means he no longer regards the British people as lower than cattle and pig’s? I think it’s called Taqiyya. F*ck off Khan.

  272. 272

    No response so will set out what was said last time:

    Schrödinger’s cat says:
    January 9, 2014 at 9:05 pm

    The term elective dictatorship was used some decades ago by Lord Hailsham to describe the so-called democratic process in the UK.

    In fact it was coined by Garibaldi, one of the founders of the modern Italy, a multi talented individual who wanted his country to shake free of Habsburg dominance and pursued irredentist ideals resulting in the Risorgimento. In the process his home town of Nizza, now Nice, was ceded to France by Cavour and he organised resistance to this, including riots.

    Back to Hailsham, he was aghast at the way Harold Wilson could pass so many laws with such a small majority. He felt it was not reflective of the will of the people in the same way a larger majority might have been but was simply achieved by manipulating MPs. Take note, oh ye modernisers!

    The curious thing is that many people from all quarters have been arguing for the end of the House of Lords because it does not have a democratic foundation. The reality was that, when it was more powerful, it often stood against the government of the day, whether Labour or Conservative. The irony is that the reduction in the influence in the House of Lords has led to less democracy and not more. You will never see this argued in the media but I fervently believe it to be true.

    The Law of Unintended Consequences was never better illustrated than this.

    Elective Dictatorship is thus an even greater problem now than it was then.

    Like this

    Blowing Whistles says:
    January 9, 2014 at 9:47 pm

    SC – take a look around hereabouts at Unelected Executives. EU / UK local councils. I think your eyes might just open up a bit further.

    Like this
    Schrödinger’s cat says:
    January 9, 2014 at 10:58 pm

    Do you even begin to understand what I have written here? I sometimes wonder. If you cannot see the life’s irony, also a truth, in my fourth paragraph, then we have nothing to exchange.

    Of course I am well aware of the unelected slime, paid for by the public purse, in local, national and European administration. I used to write about it here long before you ever turned up.

    (In the interests of community spirit, I refrain from reproducing the rest…)

  273. 273
    Anonymous says:

    In retaliation the Danes will be voting for Morten Messerschmidt from the Danske Folkeparti (Danish People’s Party)- slogan – more Denmark less EU.'s_Party

  274. 274
    Sutherland Inhabitant says:

    North of where, southerner?

  275. 275
    Anon says:

    And then a behind the scenes guide to Songs of Praise

  276. 276
    stun () says:

    Our local UKIP branch emailed to say that the turnout was 38.7%, slightly above the national average, and we didn’t have council elections here. So the stats are available, it appears.

  277. 277
    Jim says:

    Well good for you, aren’t you smart; etc. etc.

  278. 278
    Maths Teacher says:

    See, I told you my lessons on statistics would be useful!

  279. 279
    Ed Fatliner says:

    What feckin’ job would that be then you parasite?

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    The ghost of the 1st victim of Marxism says:

    Ken Clarke’s wet dream……is this one of your posts traitor scum ?
    We are coming for U.

  281. 281
    Anonymous says:

    Probably wondering who’s blocking all the light.

  282. 282
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Ughh SC – your first bit ref 364 has at the end of it last two words “Like this”

    We did not have – the “Like this”
    crap on this site as of January 9th 2014 at 9:05pm.

    i am so very flattered that i have reminded you / sparked your memory of

    Elective Dictatorship and FURTHER REMIND – you that you SHOULD BE THANKING i and the gentleman from Preston – for the chance to bring that subject up again – when you had FORGOTTEN IT.

    At least give some credit where credit is damned well due.

  283. 283
    Autobahn says:

    A personality might seek attention by choosing to understand something already started but unfinished,Say for example Painting, a person may see that the mechanism of producing things in which the final result is a flat thing with colourful daubs representing an illusion. Or perhaps a personality seeking attention by defectiveness of mental thinking might try to tell a story by invention of characters unknown and to go as far as to record by people pretending , even to invent things in story which have yet to exist in all of the possible planets all through time which contain the elements of the possibility for life to evolve and to hold a concept of invention.

  284. 284
    Autobahn says:

    In consideration of everything all together as a porridge of everything the superior man isolates things that are particular to wenches and heroes and considers where does one belong to each. Each determining the other by want by Desire by Desire man creates that as he wants.

  285. 285
    Austin Tash says:

    Two Eds are better than one.

    One in the pink, one in the stink.

  286. 286
    Autobahn says:

    the woman ( gash, slit bottom ) by choice of biological forces becomes the receiver in sublimation to the creative force represented by masculine domination of reality ( understanding of creation )

  287. 287
    Sir Roger de Senseless says:

    I don’t get it. The headline says “Pollsters'”, does it not? Genitive plural and all that – quite correct.

  288. 288

    If you had bothered to visit it you would see that “Like this” has been posted on all previous posts. But you didn’t bother to look, did you?

    Trust you to fasten on an irrelevancy!

    Whilst I do not forget, you never seem to learn.

  289. 289
    Sungei Patani says:

    Oh dear, don’t you listen. His original promise was to have a referendum on the acceptance or not of the European Constitution or Treaty. It was not to hold an in/out referendum.

    By the time he became prime minister the treaty had been signed by Gordon Brown so a referendum on that became academic.

  290. 290
    Sungei Patani says:

    If you believe that you will believe anything.

  291. 291
    Fred the pensioner says:

    … and, fuck me sideways, you lost ALL your MEP representation. Well, what a nice surprise. Fuck off, loser, and don’t bother coming back.

  292. 292
    Pollster says:

    You Gov seems to be the only poll to get it right. Good for them.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i didn’t need to revisit it did i.

    Anyway SC – it’s the content of the letter that sparked you into action.

    And as ever you round off your piece with the standard ‘snipe’. Welcome back.

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George Galloway says of his former Respect candidate the UKIP MEP turned Tory, Amjad Bashir…

“Clearly Bashir does not have any real political principles or commitment, only naked opportunism and self-interest. He represents the revolving door principle in politics. The Tories are welcome to him because he will cause them embarrassment. Fortunately Respect was able to act before he did it to us.”

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