May 25th, 2014

European Election Results

SCOTLAND

SNP: 389,503
Lab: 348,219
Con: 231,330
UKIP: 140,534
Green: 108,305
LD: 95,319

MEPs: Ian Hudghton (SNP)David Martin (Lab)Ian Duncan (Con)Alyn Smith (SNP)Catherine Stihler (Lab)David Coburn (UKIP).

LONDON

Labour: 806,959
Con: 495,639
UKIP: 371,133
Green: 196,419
Lib Dem: 148,013

MEPs: Claude Moraes (Lab), Sayed Kamall (Con), Mary Honeyball (Lab), Gerard Batten (UKIP), Lucy Anderson (Lab), Charles Tannock (Con), Seb Dance (Lab), Jean Lambert (Green).

SOUTH EAST

UKIP: 751,439
Con: 723,571
Lab: 342,775
Green: 211,706
LD: 187,876

MEPs: Nigel Farage (UKIP), Dan Hannan (Con), Janice Atkinson (UKIP), Nirj Deva (Con), Annalise Dodds (Lab), Diane James (UKIP), Richard Ashworth (Con), Keith Taylor (Green), Catherine Bearder (LD), Ray Finch (UKIP).

WEST MIDLANDS

UKIP: 428,010
Lab: 363,033
Con: 330,470
LD: 75,648
Green: 71,464

MEPs: Jill Seymour (UKIP), Nina Gill (Lab), Philip Bradbourne (Con), Jim Carver (UKIP), Sion Simon (Lab), Anthea McIntyre (Con), Bill Etheridge (UKIP).

NORTH WEST

LAB: 594,063
UKIP: 481,932
CON: 351,985
Green: 123,075
LD: 105,487

MEPs: Theresa Griffin (Lab), Paul Nuttall (UKIP), Jaqueline Foster (Con), Afzal Khan (Lab), Louise Bours (UKIP), Julie Ward (Lab), Sajjid Karim (Con), Steven Woolfe (UKIP).

WALES

Lab: 206,332
UKIP: 201,983
Con: 127,742
Plaid: 111,864
Green: 33,275
LD: 28,930

MEPs: D. Vaughan (Lab)N. Gill (UKIP), K. Swinburne (Con), J. Evans (Plaid).

SOUTH WEST

UKIP: 484,184
Con: 433,151
Lab: 206,124
Green: 166,447
LD: 160,376

MEPs: William Dartmouth (UKIP), Ashley Fox (Con), Julia Reid (UKIP), Julie Girling (CON), Claire Moody (Lab), Molly Scott Cato (Green).

YORKSHIRE AND HUMBER

UKIP: 403,630
LAB: 380,189 
CON: 248,945
GREEN: 102,282
LD: 81,108

MEPs: Jane Collins (UKIP), Linda McAvan (Lab), T. Kirkhope (Con), A. Bashir (UKIP), R. Corbett (LAB), M. Hookem (UKIP).

EAST MIDLANDS

UKIP: 368,734
Con: 291,270
Lab: 279,363
Green: 67,066
LD: 60,773

MEPs: Roger Helmer (UKIP), Emma McClarkin (Con), Glenis Willmott (Lab), Margot Parker (UKIP), Andrew Lewer (Con).

EAST

UKIP: 542,812
Con: 446,569
Lab: 271,601
Green: 133,331
LD: 108,010

MEPs: Patrick O’Flynn (UKIP)Vicky Ford (Con), Richard Howitt (Lab), John Agnew (UKIP), Geoffry van Orden (Con), Tim Aker (UKIP), David Campbell-Bannerman (Con)

NORTH EAST

LAB – 221,988
UKIP – 177,660
CON – 107,773
LD – 36,093

MEPs: Jude Kirton-Darling (Lab), Paul Brannen (Lab), Jonathan Arnott (UKIP)

Martin Callanan, the leader of the European Conservatives and Reformists group, has lost his seat.


494 Comments

  1. 1
    Nigel Mirage says:

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    • 25
      Harriet Harperson says:

      If any of you white males criticise her I will call the police to report you for sexism.

      #EqualRights #Pro-Europe #It’s2014timetomodernise

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      • 64
        2 tops under the table says:

        who is top?

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        robocock says:

        If the damn Tories had stood aside then Ukip wouldn’t just have won, as they did, but would have won by a landslide.

        Considering the slime thrown against them they did very well and it’s a great victory for Farage and also for common sense, seems most people reject entirely the Dan Hodges/James O’Brien position that ANY limit at all on immigration makes you a waycist.

        The Tories are now officially spittle the Ukip vote and stopping Ukip form even further success.

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          JB says:

          One eyed critique. Poor old Nigel is being picked on. Have you noticed the venom that is directed at all parties, not just UKIP? The press are one-sided you cry. Have you noticed that the vast majority of news content is delivered online these days. Guido is constantly reminding us that the dead tree press is done and dusted.
          It was a real election – demanding that the Tories step aside is no worse or better than demanding that UKIP step aside. Welcome to the big boys club.
          Now stop whinging and put some policies on the table so we can decide who is likely to make the better government in 2015.
          The earthquake has shaken the foundations – now we need to see how you would make Britain a better place to live. Stopping immigration may or may not be the first step – either way what comes next?

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    • 71
      Alas, Poor Albion says:

      This is what is called ‘reaping the whirlwind’.

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    • 84
      Chief Political Analyst at the BBC says:

      The EU is fucked.

      Liked by 1 person

      • 247
        Ate 8 says:

        who is e and who is u

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        • 458
          Quiet Bat Person says:

          The Quiet Bat People of the UK have spoken.

          But, serious question – how did the anti-EU parties in the rest of the EU fare in the European elections?

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      • 479
        Democracy died years ago says:

        No. They will continue with business as usual. They so called sceptics will max out on allowances and this will be forgotten in now time.

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    • 95
      Dan Hodges says:

      Nick Clegg won this election – just the people voted the wrong way, just like in the debates.

      Liked by 1 person

      • 124
        MigrationMatters says:

        He already has the article written saying that, we checked it out, has all the needed smears so he has earned his money.

        Liked by 1 person

    • 197
      robocock says:

      Well done Nigel. Not since the great Enoch Powell have we seen the entire media and establishment so try to destroy a man as the way they went after you but you rode it out and the British public have voted for you. Enjoy a good few pints tonight.

      Go on Nige :)

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    • 308
      Hadley Freeman says:

      It’s outrageous that the BBC haves given so much coverage to Ukip in the last 4 weeks and not enough to the greens or feminist groups.

      Every other story was asking whether Farage was racist or if ukip are racist or about some potential council voter who might be ukip who said something rude on twitter. This is why ukip have done well, it’s unfair, all part of the patriarchy.

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        Just Saying. says:

        I suspect you are one of the 1600 Liebor troll army people who complained to the BBC about their “positive” coverage of UKIP, conveniently forgetting that the BBC’s agenda was initially to laud UKIP as it destroyed Conservative votes.
        But on the shocking realisation that UKIP would also destroy Labour votes the BBC went out of their way to portray UKIP as wacists and fruitcakes as their constant one dimensional questions to Farage clearly show.

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    • 461
      Willy Vague says:

      I see the useless tw*ts in Londonistan, the scroungers, benefit hunters and third world shitters have voted for their benefactors.

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    • 481
      Anonymous says:

      Well there you have it, if you vote UKIP you will get UKIP, its no longer a wasted vote

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  2. 2
    The British media are cunts says:

    Yawn yawn yawn. BBC mongs wanking on about extremists again.

    Change the tune BBC your shit is not working.

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    • 14
      BBC, media elite says:

      The funny thing is we have a plan to bring in untold millions of people from abroad to radically change the fabric of the nation. We have no idea what will happen, only a vague 1960s hippy idea that everyone will be nice despite history often showing the opposite. We also want to tear up the ideas of the rule of law, of what is truth, of any appreciation of the arts.

      But we get to call all of you extremists. Ha Ha.

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      • 34
        BBC media extremists says:

        yeah – where are the far left extremists? do they even exist?!

        there is no far right – it’s just the centre right… and the right is the centre, and the left are mainly the far left extremists.

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          BBC, media elite says:

          No. UAF for example are decent protestors with their heart in the right place and the support of the very right wing Conservative David Cameron (who still needs to modernise more by adopting the last few Labour policies he hasn’t taken yet and he needs to make a stand for more immigration).

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      • 454
        Tony B Liar says:

        “We will change the face of the Country forever”

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  3. 3
    Expat Geordie says:

    Bloody Tories, splitting the UKIP vote like that.

    Liked by 2 people

  4. 4
    Jordi says:

    Why-aye laddie, let’s vote Labour and UKIP to increase public sector!

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  5. 5
    Noname says:

    Fucking hell, that John Curtis looks like van Rompuy…

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  6. 6
    Expat Geordie says:

    So the parties that want a referendum get more votes than those that don’t, but only get one of the three seats. I’d be looking at the postal votes on this one.

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  7. 8
    still walking into darkness says:

    Who do you reckon will be the establishment scapegoat?. My money’s on miliband

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    • 323
      W.W. says:

      This is the European Spring, the Arabs had to use a Kalashnikov, all we have to do is walk down the road and write a cross in a box.

      W.W.

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    • 345
      Dan Hodges says:

      I was pushing the big idea of smearing millions of ordinary people as racist. I think it went down well?

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  8. 9

    Oh fuck! Are we going to get these in dribs and drabs?

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    Dianne Abbott says:

    give the figures for the fake-ukips too

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    • 23
      The British media are cunts says:

      Would you like the voting in terms of burgers, rice and peas fartybot?

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      • 463
        Enoch Powell says:

        Newsflash, postal votes in London exceed people actually going to the poll in person, and typixed out votes are accepted.Only in the third world could this happen.Oh well.

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    • 351
      jimmy the fish says:

      Good point. Dan the Hunt Hodges was crowing about that laughing at how it has robbed ukip of a couple of percent.

      The electoral commission really fucked up big time letting those other parties who nobody had ever heard of put themselves top of the ballot like that. Should be investigated.

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      • 442
        Baksheesh Bashir says:

        Only after they’ve investigated Tower Hamlets. (110% turn out predicted, but they’re still filling in ballot papers).

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  10. 11

    BBC have won by 7,246%.

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  11. 12
    Farage Army says:

    221,988 voted Labour?

    I suspect they’re all benefit claimants, union stooges and public sector workers. All are drain on the economy and need to be downclamped.

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    • 15
      The British media are cunts says:

      Probably all work for the BBC

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        Anonymous says:

        Are they the 20,000 Somalis that Holland gave EU passports to so that they could get rid of them and help them to come over here to get benefits?

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        • 443
          Baksheesh Bashir says:

          Turns into 30,000 votes by the time they get to Tower Hamlets.

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        • 446
          Hell Al's Bacon Butties is that Cosher says:

          The BBC some years ago refers to the 15000 Dutch Somalians in Bristol I guess this was so we did not import them directly but through Schengen agreement.
          Where did the 160000 greens come from in the EUSSR SW Region?

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      Expat Geordie says:

      I’ve previously suggested that in the GE the tories concentrate on their northern seats that they can win, and leave the others to UKIP. Perhaps an unofficial arrangement can be made. The tories provide infrastructure, assistance with postal votes, finance and “volunteers” (akin to, for example, US Eagle Squadrons who flew as British before the septics joined WWII) in those constituencies where they haven’t a hope, but UKIP might by harvesting tory and disaffected labour voters. The tories don’t make a pact with UKIP, but they do keep their promise of a referendum. It might slightly increase the number of tory seats, but it should significantly reduce the number of labour ones.

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  12. 13
    The British media are cunts says:

    GET IN THERE.

    Hey BBC mongs, are the corridors strewn with Champagne bottles you fucking kiddie fiddling thieving cuunts?

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    Hide says:

    That richard howitt looks like a skinnier Cyril Smith

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  14. 18
    Ouch! says:

    Something seismic this way comes….

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    • 484
      John (Lord) Prescot says:

      Yeah, I’m just off to the kludgy after that triple chiken vindaloo I had last night.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Danny Alexander and the Labour dyke on Sky News wanking on about how UKIP don’t turn up to vote in Europe.

    THEY STILL DON’T GET IT DO THEY?

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      Overton says:

      …and they wheeled out the old ‘it’s just a protest vote’ bolleaux too.

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      W.W. says:

      @The British media are Hunts – “THEY STILL DON’T GET IT DO THEY?”

      No and I don’t think they ever will.

      Partly because it is them, if Miliband, Cameron or Clegg came up with a genius of a policy (a very big if) they would still have the huge disadvantage of being them.

      It is YOU!! You fuckers, we loathe every single thing about you.

      FUCK OFF!!!

      W.W.

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      Sinn Fein says:

      At least UKIP actually turn up at the EU parliament. Certain Westminster MPs (mentioning no names) get paid but have never set foot in the House of Commons.

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    That’s more like it!

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  17. 21
    Nick says:

    I agree with Nick. We’re fecked.

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  18. 22
    The British media are cunts says:

    UKIP got a lot more votes than the Tories in that eastern region yet both got 3 MEP’s how the fuck does that work?

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      sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

      UKIP is a depository of a protest vote, as was the Libdems and the melons, I really hope UKIP destroy these arrogant twats.

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    • 32
      O'Brien says:

      It’s been adjusted to take account of how people should have voted.

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    • 33
      Anon who Voted UKIP ORG !!! says:

      They use the Biased Broadcasting Company’s method of counting !!!

      Trust that explains it !!!

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  19. 24
    indigenous Englishman says:

    Go on Nigel!

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  20. 26
    Daft twat says:

    Callanan is so out of touch its unbelievable.
    No wonder he was kicked out on his hole.

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  21. 27
    The British media are cunts says:

    So let’s get this right. UKIP can get twice as many votes as the next party but end up with the same number of MEP’s

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    • 44
      nell says:

      ukip themselves were aware of this possibility hence they’ve been more adept at targetting specific seats this time. Hence they should get more seats than they had last time , but this is the moment of truth, and will be interesting to see how many they do get.

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  22. 29
    Anonymous says:

    Aha. I see Nikki Sinclaire lost. That’s made my f*****’ night.

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    • 35
      Graham Norton says:

      Means that he/she/it can concentrate on next year’s Eurovision Song Contest.

      Liked by 1 person

    • 36
      worker drone says:

      Good ! That fucking “thing” had someone shove a leaflet through my door and my four year old lad picked it up…..he now has to have a light on when he goes to bed in case the “scary looking man” comes through his window !

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    • 39
      Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

      + loads. Silly bitch.

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    Careful says:

    UKIP should be careful not to demonise the National Front in France.

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  24. 37
    The British media are cunts says:

    Anyone spotted any BBC mongs on Twatter spitting their dummies out yet?

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  25. 38
    nell says:

    In the Eastern Region ukip have 3 out of 7. They seem to have hoovered up the votes from others and the libdems but not really to have hit labour and tories as hard as I had thought they would. And I thought they’d get more of the seats in Eastern Region than they have.

    So what is happening? Intriguing.

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      Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

      Agree, was expecting better tbh. Obviously haven’t been enriched enough yet.

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        nell says:

        I think ukip are going to win on the basis of most votes cast. Be interesting to see how that translates into number of seats. They’ll do better than last time, probably significantly better. But they’re not sweeping the board, at least from these early result, re:seats as I thought they might.

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          The British media are cunts says:

          The voting system is a load of bollocks. How the fuck did the Tories get as many seats as UKIP when UKIP got 100,000 more votes in the east??????

          How did Labour get 1 seat?

          The Tories should have had 2 seats not 3.

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          Jimmy says:

          The system for allocating seats is complicated – it gets progressively harder to add seats the more you have – a weird system developed by, I believe a 19th century Belgian philosopher or something like that, so pay more attention to how many votes Ukip is picking up. They can easily make or break the next election.

          Also don’t forget Labour’s straight fraud with postal votes and also unpleasant tactics with voter intimidation around voting areas etc. Also the people being brought in to enrich/ethnically cleanse us might be more easily pushed to vote for retardEd.

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          • nell says:

            The truth is with a less than 40% turnout most of those people you are talking about, together with labour’s folks on benefit etc don’t bother to vote. Suspect that labour once believed that if they could turn that vote out for them they would win every time , that’s why they abandoned their working class roots . Labour’s expectations about it’s potential voters are not being met and as this election is showing they are losing their working class voters big time.

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          • Bottle Bank Manager says:

            Nell is the most perceptive blogger. And never a rude word!

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Sky News bird giving us plenty of leg.

    BBC giving us Harriet Hatemenperson

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    UKIP! says:

    40%!

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    Nermal says:

    I have noticed all the lefty trolls have gone into hiding the last couple of days. Maybe they are getting de-briefed by Axelgrease.

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      Bulls**t Baffles Brains says:

      Still waiting for the party line, which might be a while if the Labour cabinet are fighting among themselves. Meanwhile, probably busy searching through the social media history of the UKIP candidates in the hope of finding something they can get the BBC to run as a top news story.

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    • 482
      Bob cuntface Crow says:

      Yes ,come on Owen you fucking retard,nothing to say?

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  29. 46
    Rabid dribbler says:

    Who woke up Hattie and shoved her on the BBC? Nearly threw up my cup of tea…!

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    • 65
      eh says:

      Why was Harman wearing a bunny brooch?
      Does she like rabbit pie?

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        fight the fascists says:

        Harman claimed it was a protest vote by people fed up with
        British MP’s after the expenses scandal who wanted to give
        the established parties a shake-up.
        If that’s the case,how come anti-EU parties are winning all over
        Europe?
        Dismissing Farage and UKIP as a of racists patently failed.Dismissing
        UKIP’s success as a mere protest vote won’t work either.
        The people have spoken and we want our independence.

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      sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

      When she came on, I went to put the bin out and threw a what was left of the pie I was eating away.

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    • 77
      nell says:

      ++++Laugh++++

      I’ve missed her she makes me laugh. I read she was miffed that militwit cut her out of the election campaign so that he could boost his own public image. So now he’s brought her in to mop up the mess he made .

      Don’t think she’ll manage it somehow. Everytime I see her I remember her app e a r a nces on tv as gordonbrown had gone into meltdown, and how she kept telling us what a fantastic pm he was going to make us next time around etc.

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    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    Ms Malik, you have no idea what the feck you are talking about. Anyone who hands move faster than their mouth has nothing to say.

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      The British media are cunts says:

      I love the way she said “this vote is not deserved”

      Which translated means “you’re all nasty white racists and I’m right”

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  31. 51
    The British media are cunts says:

    Efnic cow on Sky News almost in tears. Just spouting lies. I think her teddy is about to get chucked.

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  32. 52
    Constipated face says:

    Ed Davey always looks like he needs a massive shit.

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  33. 53

    So far:

    UKIP: 35%
    Cons: 27%
    Labr: 24%
    LDem: 7%
    Green: 6%

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    • 61
      Nick Robinson BBC cunt says:

      Bad night for UKIP then.

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    • 63
      nell says:

      Yes sc they’ve done well – well nigelfarage has done well to get such a huge percentage of the vote – because in truth it’s his charisma and dogged determination that has carried the day for them. Big question now is how many seats that will translate into?!

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      • 98

        I hope you will vote for him next time. My friend, Ockham’s Razor, was very disappointed that you veered away at the last moment. In fact, he is not even posting at the moment, so distraught is he.

        The Tories have some nasty types. So do the Labour party. As for the LibDems, well I don’t think I can put it in other than the vernacular, so I shall forbear seeing that this is a family blog… Sometimes we have to hold our noses when we vote.

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          nell says:

          In the end sc I voted ukip in the eu election and tory in the local election.

          In the 2015 election I don’t think there will be a ukip candidate to vote for here and in any case I’d have to weigh the odds very carefully because I’d hate to see a labour government again after that last 13 years of terror!

          And ukip are going to have to target their seats in 2015 very carefully to take best account of finances and available candidates and constituencies where they are most likely to win. I hope with some clever management they will get a few mp’s into parliament.

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        • 131
          nell says:

          Oh and my apologies to Ockham’s Razor – hopefully he is only temporarily indisposed. May I suggest a decent glass of Jura Whisky may help to lift his spirits in readiness for the next election campaign. Although nigel of course , as we all know, swears by a good pint of beer!

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    • 68
      Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

      Come on, you Greeens !

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    • 69
      BBPollstes says:

      Libdems still ahead of the Greens then.

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  34. 56
    millipede says:

    Brian gerrish and the mind bending change agents. Google him.

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  35. 57
    Jimmy says:

    Telegraph are already calling it for Ukip, claiming sources in Labour, Tory and LDs have conceded defeat. Is it true? How do they know – are the results not immediately publicized?

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  36. 60
    Anonymous says:

    Go Nigel go! Lib Dems you are finally finished! Thank God!

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  37. 62
    worker drone says:

    The black bird and the fat bloke on the press round-up on Sky have just talked utter shite for the entire time it was on.

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  38. 73
    Nermal says:

    Just heard that Doncaster has gone UKIP the boy Milliband will be shitting him self.

    Liked by 1 person

  39. 80
    Question Crime says:

    Fuck you BBC, you can hand-pick this audience.

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  40. 83
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    FUCK !!!!

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      The headless chicken says:

      Ed Miliband has lost his seat in a UKIP decapitation strategy, meaning that nobody knows who will form the next opposition.

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    LOL says:

    The Tories need to move aside #2015 #LetTheFoxSeeTheChicken

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    • 94
      Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

      Endangered species spotted eating bacon sarnie.

      ‘Justine, Justine, I’m in the shit’.

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    • 96
      nell says:

      Yes that’s interesting ukip first in militwit’s own constituency.

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    • 104
      Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

      The Conservatives were warned over the last 2years and all that Cameron did was fckall, he carried on doing fckall, it’s now gone past doing fckall and the Conservatives are and will pay the price.

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        Stop the anti-tory ranting sonny! says:

        mmm… dropping about 2% on 2009 results. Given that they are now a governing party, and Labour are getting humiliated in their heartlands, now they are in opposition I think the Tories are rather cock-a -hoop dear boy.

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    • 263
      Doncaster says:

      “Fuck off Beaker”

      Well done lads.

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  42. 85
    Anonymous says:

    Ukip not doing so well then. They should be miles ahead in the East.

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  43. 89
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    Bolsover. Labour 37.3% UKIP 36.3%.

    How did this happen Dennis?

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  44. 97
    jimmy the fish says:

    Go on Nige !!!

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  45. 105
    Anonymous says:

    interesting discussion on bbc this morning.

    can you vote ukip and be a Christian?

    i must of missed the can you vote tory and be a Christian? after they destroyed the meaning of marriage.

    they will prey on voters vulnerabilities to keep the status quo.

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  46. 106
    cheche says:

    How many regions count tonight any one know?

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  47. 107
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    Griffin loses his seat. MSM trying to paint it as Bee N Pee voters going to UKIP so they are as bad. #Stillnotgettingit

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    LOL says:

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      Career politicians and the party system should be burned at the stake says:

      But it’s not true. Labour have been fiddling the count. Makes a change from kiddies, I suppose.

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  49. 110
    Anonymous says:

    ukip come second in Birmingham.

    “fucking Trojans they don’t even know what they are voting for.”

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  50. 113
    David Dimbledore says:

    The blonde next to me from the LSE keeps crossing her legs and ‘winking’ at me…Oi Specky Robbo, cover for me for five….

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    LOL says:

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  52. 115
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    ‘UKIP are a threat to British cultural values’ : Tim Farron Lib Dumb.

    You really couldn’t make this shit up. No wonder they’re in meltdown.

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  53. 118
    LOL says:

    WOW

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  54. 120
    Rickytshirt says:

    Will the Tories regret splitting the vote share of the legacy parties?

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  55. 127
    Complacenta says:

    Grant Shapps on telly saying “steady as she goes, I think” on Europe. I wonder what part of taking a torpedo up the jacksie it is that that c*nt doesn’t understand?

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  56. 129
    Death to all Fanatics says:

    An Independence from Europe gets 21,000 votes?

    Simply outrageous

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  57. 133

    UKIP hasn’t really gone in for the expectation management other parties so often indulge in. Anything less than winning more seats than any other British party will be seen by UKIP’s critics as a failure.

    Chris Mason – Political correspondent, BBC News and paid-up member of the Communist Party (allegedly!)

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    • 141
      Bill Quango MP says:

      Even the Deep red communists of wales have gone in for a bit of purple voting.
      Going to be tears in Westminster.

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      • 149

        From where will they get all those crocodiles?

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        • 158
          Bill Quango MP says:

          751 seats in the EU parliament.
          The socialists of Europe will still be in charge tomorrow.

          So not too many crocodiles needed.
          The existing lefty elite know that the new far right will fracture quite quickly. Just ride out this protest vote..5 years..maybe 10. Then EU can go back to greater integration and one nation Europe plans.

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          • I know a nice family from Slovenia, who own our only neighbouring property for a distance and it is a holiday home for them as they work in clapped-out Ljubljana and boy, is it clapped-out now! He is the CEO of one of their biggest ferrous companies. (They have under 2m inhabitants, to put that in some context. So it is a bit like comparing just Birmingham.)

            Spoke with him today and he was telling me how all the EU wants to do is to spy on its own citizens and on how you can’t vote these bastards out.

            Home from home. But it is interesting that this view is growing across Europe.

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          • Expat Geordie says:

            Makes you wonder why they bothered splitting from Yugoslavia back in 91. I hope that someone points this out to the Scots.

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          • It’s an interesting history as Jugoslavia was held together by Tito who was a remarkable person.

            Slovenia has a lot more in common with Austria than say FYRO Macedonia.

            So whilst I don’t want to spoil your argument (Hell! What am I talking about? I do want to spoil your argument! I want them to fuck right off! Love them as I do… ;-) ), there is not such a valid basis for comparison.

            Patchwork quilt is the only was to describe the region. You would have to go back in Scotland to the times of the MacLeans and the MacDonalds, who only managed to kill each other in moderation, to find a pale imitation of that enmity.

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  58. 135
    Anonymous says:

    My God, please give a thought to those ex MEP’s.

    What a drop in income they will get, back to receiving just their countries average wage, oh dear, but cushioned by their huge redundancy paymemt.

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    • 288
      The East of England says:

      Our impressive and vastly competent EU Foreign Policy Commissioner, Baroness Ashton will be handed the paltry sum of £400,000 when her term is finished.

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  59. 136
    Expat Geordie says:

    I see that it is kicking off at the count in Manchester. Lefty scrotes objecting to the presence of a certain N Griffin and his bunch of lefty scrotes.

    Remember, the B & P – the Labour Party that your grandparents voted for.

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  60. 137
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron, weak and a loser who really just wanted to be in no 10 for the prestige oh and of course, the money. Blair2!!

    Like

    • 150
      Bill Quango MP says:

      Does he really need the money? I thought Miliband’s front bench millionaires insist all the Tory cabinet are billionaires.

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      • 232
        Anonymous says:

        Compared to power — well, the illusion of power, having a position with a grand name like ‘prime minister’ — money is nothing. Unless you happen to be called Blair, of course.

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  61. 140
    Death to all Fanatics says:

    Labour in third place. Every pollster had them winning or in second.

    Miliband in big trouble.

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    • 157
      retardEd Miliband says:

      Mithter Sthpeaker, Mithter Sthpeaker

      Thith ith outwageouth. I thried to eat the bacon sandwith but I justh don’t know how to eat working clath food, it is so howible like the people who eat it. We need more enwichment so i don’t have to put up with those howible english people – Chuka called them twash – he is wright.

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      • 159
        Ed Bolokovs says:

        Don’t worry Mili.
        I’ll put you out of your misery..where do you keep that knife you used to stab your brother?

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  62. 143
    what a gay dave says:

    does cast iron still thin ukip fox has been shot?

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  63. 144
    Dan Hodges says:

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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  64. 147
    what a gay dave says:

    does cast iron still think the ukip fox has been shot?

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  65. 152
    rimmmmmmer says:

    Go on Nigel :)

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  66. 156
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    Oh, I do hope the Snake oil salesman wins his referendum, he’s too good for England :-)

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  67. 160

    EP Seat Totals

    #EP2014 – UK – Yorks/Humber:

    UKIP 3
    LAB 2
    CON 1

    Total so far: UKIP 9, CON 6, LAB 6

    h/t @electionista

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  68. 162
    M Oaten says:

    I wonder if I could brown nose my way in to being a UKIP candidate?

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  69. 163
    Danny Alexander = cvnt says:

    The three party stooge’s are talking so much bollocks on Sky. Horrible smug self-opinionated careerist mealy mouthed sycophant bullshitters.

    Liked by 1 person

  70. 164
    Ed moribund says:

    Well this isn’t going very well at all.

    I suppose if a banana did for my brother, then a bacon roll did for me. That’s politics.

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    • 270
      Questioner says:

      Have you thought about charity work at all?

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      • 278
        Expat Geordie says:

        I notice that there is an advert for “Third sector jobs” on this site at the moment. I wonder how many politicians or soon to be ex-politicians are on here right now?

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  71. 165
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    Cameron now wishes he’d repealed the hunting bill. It’s the only chance he’d have had of shooting the UKIP fox which is currently laying waste to his hen house.

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    • 171
      sonny! says:

      oh for god’s sake! you think the Tories are more concerned or Labour?

      Like

    • 279
      CCHQ says:

      Bumsex is far and away the most important policy of this party. We don’t have time to restore and protect centuries of British culture and traditional, no, no, no, we’re far too busy trashing Britain. And bullying. And nannying. And thieving. And bumming, obviously. Musn’t forget the bumming. Very important. Just not important enough to put in the manifesto.

      Hooray for the Tory victory!

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  72. 168
    Tim Farton, President of the Cockroach Party says:

    We fought a brilliant campaign, we just got obliterated.

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  73. 169
    Clegg is toast says:

    I predict a Lib Dem coup to replace Clegg.

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  74. 170
    E gypt says:

    Libdums in total denial.

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    • 292
      Twampersand mk II says:

      They’ve had a lot of training in denial. It usually goes something like ‘I did not sexually assault those women/men/children, I deny the unfounded allegation of making my bitch dyke wife take my speeding points, I am not a gayer, much/often, my expenses claims are all according to the rules’, stuff like that.

      And pictures of gayers in their undercrackers cruising for bumsex, denying being a perv. And a cock.

      The latest denial tactic appears to be denying competance to stand trial for repeated sexual assaults on mental cases, whilst simultaneously standing for election.

      You couldn’t make it up.

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  75. 171
    Expat Geordie says:

    Why is the BBC reporting figures for the S&P and the Taffyban when the Scots and Welsh results haven’t been announced yet? It can’t be pre-counted postal votes, can it?

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  76. 173
    Green says:

    Greens are a national party!

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  77. 174
    Anonymous says:

    Purple reign, purple reign…

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  78. 175
    robocock says:

    And Ukip have Yorkshire too. Dan Hodges is in a corner weeping right this moment.

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  79. 176
    wiMPs says:

    Time for the Tories to show off their muscles in Brussels. Woohoo!

    Doubt Pickles will be much of chippendale more like a over fed chipmunk!

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  80. 177
    Thatcher says:

    UKIP if you want to. The lady’s not for doing much any more.

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  81. 178
    Jeremy Paxman says:

    LibDems no MEPS in the SW.

    total meltdown.

    Clegg is a dead man walking.

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  82. 179

    EP Seat Totals

    #EP2014 – UK – South West Region (+Gibraltar):

    UKIP 2
    LAB 1
    CON 2
    Green 1

    Total so far: UKIP 11, CON 8, LAB 7 Green 1

    h/t BBC

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  83. 180
    wiMPs says:

    The day of mediocre politics is over!

    Me thinks the Lib Dumbs maybe finished.

    Night Night!

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  84. 181
    Three Party Politics says:

    It’s becoming pretty clear that the Lib Dems are finished as a party. We still have three party politics but it’s UKIP who are now the third party.

    Liked by 1 person

  85. 184
    Veggie Farts says:

    Vote Green get Red.

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  86. 186
    Saint Nigel says:

    Hukcheadvisfviubdafvkhdeqche ah ha ah ha ah ha FUCK EM,!

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  87. 188
    Anonymous says:

    a ukip, conservative 1-2 and a libdem 0 seats would be a dream result for me.

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  88. 189
    The British media are cunts says:

    Tim Farron still spouting shit on the BBC. The Limp Dums have been smashed to pieces but still doesn’t get it.

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  89. 190
    Tim Farron says:

    I’m right.

    The electorate is wrong.

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  90. 191
    Anonymous says:

    6 seats out of 73 alex salmond spin your way out of that you cock.

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  91. 192
    robocock says:

    The list of people with egg on their faces is long, where to start?

    The BBC (especially the stage managed first question on QT – is Ukip racist?)
    The Times, especially Matthew Parris
    The Telegraph, especially Dan Hodges and Cathy Newman
    The Daily Mail
    The Guardian
    The Sun
    The comedians, activists, feminists, unemployed and whoever else seem to dominate twitter
    David Cameron
    Nick Clegg
    retardEd Miliband
    Owen Jones
    Hadley Freeman
    Laurie Penny
    Caroline Criado-Perez (who campaigned to get Churchill taken off bank notes)

    Enemies one and all. Not a single one of them would have supported England and Churchill or Admiral Nelson.

    And who has won?

    The Great British public

    Go on Nigel!

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    • 204
      The British media are cunts says:

      PLUS A FUCKING BAZILLION!

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    • 212
      A Patriot says:

      You’re right they’re all anti-British treacherous traitors.

      I’m so glad they’ve got a good kicking as we approach the anniversaries of D Day and the start of the Great War.

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  92. 193
    Dan Hodges says:

    “UKIP isn’t surging. It’s slipped back a bit”

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    • 203
      Bill Quango MP says:

      After that LBC interview Farage is finished..it’s over..he’s a busted flush, a spent force..it’s all over for UKIP.

      Who said that Dan?

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    • 215
      nell says:

      It’s not slipped back as far as labour! And the libdems are just about to disa ppe ar bene ath the waves in this eu election.

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  93. 195
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    Boulton challenges Griffin on his personal & political b.a.n.k.r.u.p.t.c.y. Griffin replies ‘ In the black’.

    Who says politics isn’t fun?

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  94. 198
    The British media are cunts says:

    Farron just spouted lies on the BBC unchallenged.

    Same old lies that outside of the EU we’d lose jobs. The EU still wants to trade with us, the USA, Japan and China trade with the EU quite happily without being members of the EU.

    The Germans still want to flog us their shit rust bucket cars. The idea that jobs would go is just bollocks.

    Time for 4 eyes Robinson to stop spouting BBC crap and start pointing the truth out.

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    • 224
      String Vest says:

      The truth is alien to them.

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    • 286
      Expat Geordie says:

      Hopefully we will lose 3 million jobs. The three million that we have imported from Europe who are preventing British workers from getting jobs.

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  95. 199
    nell says:

    Interesting that the libdems who are energetic and vociferous advocates for the EU and absolutely oppose an In/Out Referendum have yet to win a single seat. What a telling message from the UK electorate on Europe to europhiles!!

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    • 209
      The British media are cunts says:

      Except the Limp Dums think that ‘we’ don’t get their message.

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  96. 200

    EP Seat Totals

    #EP2014 – UK – Wales

    UKIP 1
    LAB 1
    CON 1
    PC 1

    Total so far: UKIP 12, CON 9, LAB 8 GRN 1 PC 1

    h/t BBC

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  97. 202
    Dai Laughin' says:

    Fuck me…UKIP doing well even in Wales!

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  98. 205
    Saint Nigel says:

    I’m so glad Mike Hookem and Ray Finch have own seats f u c k i n g come on lads

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  99. 206
    The British media are cunts says:

    Looks like legalising bum sex marriage did Cameron a lot of good.

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    • 459
      Guardian readers says:

      Oh that?

      We’re still voting Labour to assuage our middle class whíte guilt thank you.

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    • 469
      thostids says:

      Yes, and AIDS still affects those who participate in this form of sexual perversion. Not talking about a problem doesn’t resolve it, just means more fools succumb. Keep taking the tablets for life, and we’ll arrange for the tattoo merchants to come up with a nice little doodle for your ding-a-ling, just in case you Bumsex buddies forget to tell your acolytes that you’re radioactive.

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  100. 208
    Sadsick Khunt says:

    Every time I see that oily piece of shit Sadiq Khan, I want to smash my TV in.

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  101. 210
    We know the BBC is completely bent says:

    Sadiq Khan fronting the Biased Broadcasting company – his lips move – he tells a lie.

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    • 223
      Sad Dick Kunt says:

      Looks like I’ve been rumbled then.

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    • 225
      joolz says:

      The problem is not immigration its because we have not build enough houses. WHAT A COCK Mr khan is.

      The reason we need to build a fucking millions houses is that you left the FUCKING STABLE DOORS OPEN

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    • 227
      The British media are cunts says:

      Is he from the religion of piss?

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  102. 211
    The Fool says:

    Thus the whirligig of time brings in
    his revenges.

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  103. 213
    String Vest says:

    We need a new Deputy Prime Minister.

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  104. 216
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

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  105. 217
    Gordon Brown says:

    Mr Madame Speaker, these results show Labour triumphing across Europe. As Prime Minister, we’ve saved the world and we are set to win a landslide at the next general election. I am still Prime Minister aren’t I? I refer the right honourable Madam Speaker to the next question I just answered.

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  106. 219
    Hoots says:

    Pleasepleaseplease give me a UKIP seat in Scotland……

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  107. 220
    non taxable pikey says:

    Got to be done.

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1Kl46UHpSwE

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  108. 221
    The British media are cunts says:

    White middle class left wing journalists who have protected jobs and good salaries think that people who have lost their jobs or seen their wages driven down due to immigration are nasty racists and should just shut up.

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    • 297
      Dan Hodges says:

      And they are right. The poor and unemployed can get fucked, I just don’t care, go vote Ukip, it’s a wasted vote you fucking peasants.

      Want a culture war with london? We’ll win. Why? Because in 20 or 30 years the rest of the country will be as enriched as we are here and you awful english people can just be outvoted at every turn.

      Don’t like the new Roma arrivals in your street and the fact your children are unemployed? Get used to it, we’ll have them take over the whole town within a decade.

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  109. 222
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    Sky goes to split screen. On one side Nirj Divha (?), the other Nick Griffin. Even the producer has a sense of humour.

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  110. 226
    Labour are frit says:

    Ha ha! Sadsick just been saying it’s wrong to call everyone with concerns about immigration racist. Labour are absolutely shitting themselves and are now changing their tune about immigration.

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    • 257
      Anonymous says:

      Labour might say they’ve changed their tune on immigration but they dont mean it.Vote for them and they will throw a bucket of cold piss over you tomorrow. Keep voting UKIP

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  111. 228
    Death to all Fanatics says:

    Sky has Labour in third on share of vote.
    BBC has them second.

    Who do you believe?

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    • 245
      Tachybaptus says:

      Neither, not for a moment, and none of the others.

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    • 470
      thostids says:

      They both lost. Whether it was 1906 or 1910 since such a result, it is a measure that they still don’t admit they’re raddled, yesterday’s whores.
      It is classic archive material that they just won’t admit that if they go on as they have done they will go on and lose next time, too.
      If umunna is the answer, fuck know what the question is!

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  112. 229
    Emily Thornberry says:

    These results are so depressing, I’m going to eat some more food.

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  113. 231

    So far (up to Wales):

    UKIP: 35%
    Cons: 26%
    Labr: 25%
    LDem: 8%
    Green: 6%

    These are based on Guido’s figures and do not include riff-raff parties, so all slightly over-expressed in national terms.

    OK I realise that LD is a riff-raff party…

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    • 242

      Earlier post using my hanging seaweed analysis.

      Not working out badly.

      Eat your heart out Kellner!

      Schrödinger’s cat says:
      May 25, 2014 at 9:46 pm

      UKIP 33%
      Labour 26%
      Tories 25%

      Fuck the others.

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    • 255
      Curious says:

      3rd for Labour! Does this mean that Ed & Nick might have a joint suicide pact? A quick glass of whiskey, a cigar and a step out the back with the Mess Webley

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  114. 233
    nell says:

    The welsh result is amazing – this is a labour stronghold and yet they’ve only managed to return 1 seat out of the four available and ukip and tory took one each plaidc taking the other of course.

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    • 449
      Rhondda Purple. says:

      I look forward to the two point five seconds of coverage UKIPs performance in Wales will garner on BBC’s Wales Today ‘news’ programme.

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  115. 234
    Babe Watch says:

    Phwooar! Who’s the leggy blonde babe sitting next to Farage?

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  116. 235
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    Slow news now. Sky showing Griffin on the dog & bone.

    Like

  117. 236
    The LibLabCon says:

    Free-hit, free-hit, free-hit……………..keep up that mantra boys and girls!

    Like

  118. 237
    Double entendre says:

    Naughty question from Dimbleby to Liam Fox: “Are you an in man or an out man?” :-D

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    • 246
      The British media are cunts says:

      Memo to the BBC:

      Stop calling people racists. Just because people don’t vote the way you fucking lot think they should doesn’t make them racists.

      After all, you lot have been r@ping children on your property for decades. So I’m not taking lectures of you cuunts.

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      • 310
        m to the a to the r to the k thom to the p to the son cos i don't want to get modded ta-daaaaa!!! says:

        well you know i was made director of tv at the beeb in april 2000 the same month and year that the documentary “when louis met fid’ll fix it” premiered on bbc2. but i never heard anything at all about him being a sick pervert, honest!!!

        and… wonder why almost all the tapes of “we are the champions” vanished from the bbc archive?

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        • 395
          two way mirrors says:

          the startling crispness of top of the pops reruns on bbc4 hd are somewhat of an eye opener when one considers these are recording from the 1970s. sure is sure if we were watching them when they were first broadcast long before the advent of high definition televisions they would have looked somewhat less detailed. even episodes from the 1980s would still look shit compared to replays in the here and now. perhaps you might have had a vhs or betamax video recorder and recorded things when they were first broadcast but when replayed they would still look shit.

          so what wizardry goes on to make broadcasts recorded in the 1970s and 1980s look so good on high definition television channels? simple really, they were originally recorded on to broadcast quality tapes which as a format is a shit tonne more detailed than how it looked at the other end in a multitude of living rooms.

          every christmas bbc vt operators would compile special tapes solely for in house distribution, as it was not uncommon for senior bbc staff to have broadcast quality video players and screens at home (bought and paid for with licence fee money… of course!).

          here is just one example from 1979 (slightly nsfw)

          so to get to the nub of it there was all sorts of extra-curricular filming n videoing going on and being shared in house amongst a clique of beeb staff. and the thing about the champion recordings is allegedly some of the tapes were actually in house compilations that, well i think you can figure out the rest.

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          • Ron Pickering says:

            Away you go!

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          • two way mirrors says:

            i worked as a researcher on watchdog. put me off the bbc for life. despite the fact i did some secret filming assignments that garnered footage which went into some of their most successful investigations they treated me like i was subhuman and diddled me out of my expenses routinely. on the plus side however i did get to shag some of the presenters (don’t ask, i had a fairly comprehensive cocaine habit at the time).

            goodnight mongs xxx

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  119. 239
    The British media are cunts says:

    Hey, Tory scum. We don’t believe you over a EU vote. Not only will you not win in 2015, even if you did you’d find some way of sliming out of your promise.

    At least UKIP can cause havoc in Brussels and if Farage calls Van Rumpey a cuunt live on TV, I’ll settle for that.

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    • 274
      Take a look at yourself! says:

      Liebour scum like you can fvck off.
      You have no doubt, voted for Liebour all your life and help destroy this country in the process. Don’t think pro UKRAP rantings absolve you from blame. There is a lamp post with your name on it somewhere sunshine.

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  120. 248
    nell says:

    Looks like it’s one in the eye for Dan Hodges tonight!

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  121. 249
    Anonymous says:

    An Independence From Europe – 161, 361 votes so far.

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  122. 252
    LibLabCon says:

    That Richter bloke has a lot to answer for. Bastard,

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  123. 258
    Danny Alexander says:

    Greens finishing ahead of Lib Dems all over UK.

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  124. 266
    LOL says:

    Like

  125. 272
    non taxable pikey says:

    If Clagg wants to salvage an iota of respect then the best thing he could do is dissolve the coalition immediately, and thereafter give up the leadership ot the Libdims.

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  126. 275
    Fishy says:

    Crikey – Edinburgh SNP and Labour neck and neck on 23% Tories not far behind on 20%.

    I thought that the Tories were dead and buried in Scotchland

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  127. 277
    Vote UKIP, get UKIP says:

    Prick Knobinson now musing that UKIP could have the deciding influence over the next Westminster parliament.

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  128. 280
    Hahahahahahahahahah says:

    Hilarious.
    nick Clegg challenges Farage….loses the debate, and loses all his seats

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    • 298
      The Public says:

      The lesson: don’t go onto telly and talk bollocks about Europe. The British People will have your guts for garters.

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  129. 281
    Totty Watch says:

    Phwooooarrrr!!!

    Who’s the bint sat next to Andrew Rawnsley?

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  130. 283
    The British media are cunts says:

    Most exciting thing of the night. Almost seeing up Isabelle Hardman’s skirt :)

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  131. 285

    Vote UKIP :-D

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    • 314
      Anonymous says:

      still trying to smear ukip with the far right tag line.

      I can see the dm, belatedly coming in behind ukip in the GE.

      their readership are ukipers.

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    • 451
      Viscount Rottenmere says:

      Hurrah pour les chemises noires!

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  132. 290
    cheche says:

    I s Dimnlebore talking posher and posher as the night goes on

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  133. 291
    The British media are cunts says:

    Tories still spinning lies that we will have a referendum.

    LIES LIES LIES

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  134. 293
    Hahahahahahahahahah says:

    Gant Schapps…..waken up you daft cùnt

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  135. 294
    Questioner says:

    Someone should tell that fellow with the map on the floor that he looks a fool in those drainpipe trousers.

    Like

    • 350
      A responsible parent says:

      Apparently that’s the current fad, to wear strides almost impossible to stride in. There must be a fortune being made in repairs. I fix a couple of pairs every month for my son.

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  136. 295
    Purple Dogzzz says:

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP!

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  137. 296
    The British media are cunts says:

    Lefty bum bandit Paul Mason has lobbed his teddy out of the pram. Accordin gto him the EU is now full of N@z1’s.

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  138. 299
    Purple Dogzzz says:

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  139. 300
    Gobby shits says:

    I notice the Labour rabble make a lot of noise at every vote count.

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  140. 302

    EP Seat Totals

    #EP2014 – UK – Manchester

    UKIP 3
    LAB 3
    CON 2

    Total so far: UKIP 15, CON 11, LAB 11 GRN 1 PC 1

    h/t BBC

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  141. 304
    Nick Clegg says:

    I’m sorry.

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  142. 305
    Overton says:

    That Labour woman speaking in Manchester is fooking awful

    Like

    • 312
      Looney says:

      Aw ‘come on! She said she’s protecting the vulnerable unemployed from having to find a job. What more do you expect from a northern lass with a dodgy 70s hair-do.

      Like

    • 313
      Fishy says:

      Idiot woman, ‘Lets bend our knee and worship at the altar of the NHS (According to Labour, the organisation more important that the people it serves)’

      Like

  143. 306
    The British media are cunts says:

    Fuck me Fawkes is modding everything now. OK go check out the twitter feed of the big nosed geordie mong who works for Channel 4 news and used to be on the BBC. He’s not a happy bunny. I can’t give his name as it gets modded for some reason.

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  144. 309
    Hahahahahahahahahah says:

    Good to see that hateful Chris Davis scumbag kicked out on his hole too.

    Like

  145. 311
    Purple Dogzzz says:

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    • 322
      pookie snackumberger says:

      As can be seen from this picture those racist bigot’s are clearly in a minority.

      Like

  146. 315
    Die Hard-on says:

    Isabel Hardman certainly makes me hard, man!

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  147. 316
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Loving this tonight, the pleasure of seeing those left-wing gobshites justifying their pathetic existence is a joy to behold.

    Onward march for UKIP, plenty more to come.

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  148. 317

    So far (up to NW):

    UKIP: 34%
    Cons: 25%
    Labr: 27%
    LDem: 7%
    Green: 7%

    These are based on Guido’s figures and do not include riff-raff parties, so all slightly over-expressed in national terms.

    Did I really call the LibDems a riff-raff party? Yes? Oh dear!

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  149. 318
    eltopo says:

    Looks like this is the beginning of the End for the Lib Dems… to no one’s surprise.

    Like

  150. 320
    Rickytshirt says:

    Lib Dems currently 5th behind Greens in terms of votes cast. Can anyone smell burning toast?

    Like

  151. 321
    Hague...What Happened to william Hague? says:

    William Hague is a Europhile turncoat.
    He is the biggest disappointment of modern day politicians. he used to be a patriotic Briton and now he is rooted firmly in the EU.

    He has just told Sky that come the referendum he will be campaigning alongside Cameron to remain in the EU.

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    • 331
      Dan's the man says:

      Dan Hannan sticks two fingers up to Hague in his reply to Hague’s pathetic statement. Good Man.

      Like

    • 332
      The British media are cunts says:

      We will never get a vote. The Tories are lying scum.

      Like

    • 389
      Anonymous says:

      Hague is a bumsexer. Covered up child abuse, too. And he knew about Saville.

      Evil, slap-headed, gap toothed Northern mong.

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  152. 324
    Anonymous says:

    west midlands say fuck you westminster

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  153. 325
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Birmingham: UKIP, many thanks.

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  154. 325
    The British media are cunts says:

    You have to wonder at the sanity of the media and political elite when you see them just totally ignoring the truth.

    Reminds me of the Monty Python sketch with the black Knight who remains in total denial of reality

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  155. 328
    Anonymous says:

    Katie Hopkins – I love you.

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  156. 329

    EP Seat Totals

    #EP2014 – UK – West Midlands

    UKIP 3
    LAB 2
    CON 2

    Total so far: UKIP 18, CON 13, LAB 13 GRN 1 PC 1

    h/t BBC

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  157. 330
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    It’s Mango time….

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  158. 334
    Anonymous says:

    can ukip save the union?

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  159. 335
    TE Lawrence says:

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  160. 336
    bogtrott says:

    bet QT will have everyone on except dear Nigel as they dont want to give them more air time.Putting the boot in didn’t work so the only way is to stop giving them air time.

    Like

    • 342
      The British media are cunts says:

      They will wheel out Polly Toynbee, Bonnie Greer, Owen Jones and Yasmin Alabi Brown instead.

      Like

      • 358
        jimmy the fish says:

        Boonie Greer needs putting on the first plane back to the US. How fucking dare she come here and tell us what to do with our own country? And tell us that there are too many white people here – in which case why did she choose to move her. The word moron couldn’t be better applied to anyone than her.

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        • 362
          The British media are cunts says:

          She also works in an industry that relies on massive subsidies paid for by the tax payer, money that could be put to better use on tax cuts or public services.

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  161. 338
    The British media are cunts says:

    Prick Robinson just said “David Miliband” as Prime minister.

    I keep hearing beeboids saying this. I know it’s just a slip of the tongue but you have to think it’s the BBC mindset that they wish it was him and not the retarded mong.

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  162. 341
    The British MSM employ cunts says:

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  163. 343
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Got to love the BBC election night, UKIP rinsing everyone yet just comment from crusty old lefties.

    Fuck ‘em.

    Like

  164. 344
    The British media are cunts says:

    It might be a dismal night for Clegg but it’s hardly brilliant for the bacon butty eating mong.

    Like

  165. 352
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Southampton: Cheers Nigel, carry on.

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  166. 354

    So far (up to W Mids):

    UKIP: 35%
    Cons: 23%
    Labr: 28%
    LDem: 7%
    Green: 7%

    These are based on Guido’s figures and do not include riff-raff parties, so all slightly over-expressed in national terms.

    Labour are really benefiting from the criminally fictitious postal votes…

    Like

  167. 355
    We're all r@cists now! says:

    Fuck me…UKIP get nearly three quarters of a million votes in the SE!

    Like

  168. 356
    jimmy the fish says:

    Word on twatter is that Ukip have also got a MEP from Scotland?

    If so this is a serious earthquake, rewriting the rules. Ukip can easily decide who wins next year now. Cameron has to move to a more sceptical position on the hated EU or he is out.

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    • 388
      bogtrott says:

      hope he’s out along with millitwat and limpdum leader who ever it is at the time.
      Go UKIP GO………………………..

      Like

    • 401
      Anonymous says:

      It doesn’t matter if he wipes his ass on a photo of Merkel, no one believes the lying piece of excrement.

      I personally hope to see him hanged.

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  169. 357
    The British media are cunts says:

    Nice to see my vote helped Nigel :)

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  170. 359

    EP Seat Totals

    #EP2014 – UK – Southampton

    UKIP 4
    LAB 1
    CON 3
    GRN 1
    LD 1

    Total so far: UKIP 22, CON 16, LAB 14 GRN 2 PC 1 LD 1

    h/t BBC

    Like

  171. 361
    I don't like the yellow streak says:

    Oh bollocks…the LipDums got a seat in the SE. Total wipeout not now possible.

    Like

  172. 364
    jimmy the fish says:

    haha lib deems beaten by communist green party in south east – how can cleggie continue?

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  173. 366
    The Purple People Eater says:

    Yum Yum!!!
    :)

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  174. 367
    A voter says:

    Who’s the silly labour bitch huffing and puffing and shaking her head, behind farage and hannan while they speak? Pay attention you silly bitch and you may fucking learn something!

    Like

  175. 370
    The British media are cunts says:

    Labour bitch on Sky News, still in fucking denial. Un fucking believable.

    Like

  176. 371
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Still no UKIP on the fucking BBC, they are the story of the night but our national broadcaster can’t be arsed.

    And they wonder why we are angry.

    Like

  177. 374
    LOL! says:

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  178. 376

    So far (up to South East):

    UKIP: 34%
    Cons: 27%
    Labr: 25%
    LDem: 7%
    Green: 7%

    These are based on Guido’s figures and do not include riff-raff parties, so all slightly over-expressed in national terms.

    I have five beautiful blondes waiting in bed for me and so I may have to go soon…

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  179. 377
    Albert's chainsaw sharpeners says:

    So the media and the LibLabCons have just had a wet fished slapped across their proverbial faces by UKIP, I know we won’t get a sorry from these people, but so called racist, far right poltical party have just danced on media and LibLabCons nuts, now what where you saying about UKIP are the people who voted for UKIP racist, far right, would you like to tell the voter that voted for UKIP on Thursday that in May 2015.

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  180. 383
    The British media are cunts says:

    Funny that they can’t get London declared. Clearly a lot of votes being printed off by Mohammad and Fatima still.

    Like

  181. 384
    Democracy Now says:

    24% of 34% support each of the two biggest Westminster parties. Feeble.

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  182. 385
    Jezza says:

    Eeny meeny miny mo.. UKIP!

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  183. 390
    Autobahn says:

    by human consciousness experience is shared jointly by coming together normally a man and a woman energetically combining one with the love for the other encompassing all creation by representation and expression of attraction

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    • 421
      Autobahn says:

      by determination of attraction the superior man makes distinction between ideas presented by society choosing carefully by understanding all actions have consequences in echos in time.

      Like

  184. 391
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    The BBC are a bunch of Hunts.

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  185. 396

    Vote UKIP :-D

    Like

  186. 404
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    How about gobshites?

    Come on Guido, as a Mick you should know not mince your words,

    Like

  187. 405
    Danny Alexander says:

    We’re right you are wrong.

    Like

  188. 406
    Sceptic says:

    Vote in London is being fiddled as we wait?

    Like

    • 410
      Postal Vote Fraud says:

      What’s the problem they’ve had three fucking days!

      Like

    • 415
      The British media are cunts says:

      They’ve had to print off a few more million postal votes. The ink is still drying or they’ve had to go to a 24 hour Tesco to get a printer cartridge.

      Like

  189. 408
    Toenails says:

    UKIP are racist.

    Like

  190. 409
    Fanzone says:

    Tower Hamlets is the third fucking world. Next time – send in the army.

    Like

  191. 411

    I have to stop being selfish now and go off to do my solemn duty. Think of me, doing the best I can.

    UKIP are clearly going to walk this.

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  192. 413
    The British media are cunts says:

    What a fucking shock. Where is the biggest Muslim shit hole in England? Tower Hamlets of course.

    And guess what? yep there are some more dodgy dealings going on in Tower Hamlets.

    “A big turn out” says the BBC mong. Yes sure, 15 million postal votes for “eD mIlIbongo” written by Fatima and Mohammad from Somalia.

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  193. 416
    Men in white coats says:

    Anymore LibDems need picking up?

    Like

  194. 419
    LOL! says:

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  196. 423
    Overton says:

    Schapps is full speed insincere bullshitting Sky – NO-ONE BELIEVES YOU’LL DELIVER A FULL IN / OUT REFERENDUM.

    Labour woman and Lib Dem bloke are even worse tying themselves in knots regarding giving people a choice too.

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  197. 425
    Hear All See All Say nowt says:

    On Sky Shapps is just throwing his weight around, shouting down all other voices. Ha Ha Ha

    Like

  198. 428
    F5 says:

    New post.

    Like

  199. 429
    Returning officer says:

    A lot of the voters in Tower Hamlets saw the UKIP pound logo and thought if they ticked it they would get benefits.
    The votes are currently in the process of being corrected but there are not enough rubbers.
    Sorry for the delay

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  200. 434
    The Backlash says:

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  201. 445

    Vote UKIP :-D

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  202. 450

    #EP2014 – UK – London

    UKIP 1
    LAB 4
    CON 2
    GRN 1

    Total so far: UKIP 23, CON 18, LAB 18 GRN 3 PC 1 LD 1

    h/t BBC

    Like

  203. 456
    Jim says:

    Scotland; Argyll&Bute;
    EssenPee – 7792
    Conservative – 5191
    Lib – 5174

    Seems we’re not all the bennie scroungin’ socialists so keenly portrayed on ‘ere, eh? Shame about the essen-pee though.

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  204. 457
    The Loonies and Fruitcakes are in charge now says:

    It appears the French are loading the European Parliament (which gets into the purse strings of 550 million people) with Fascists.

    We cannot sit back and let this happen.

    Like

    • 462
      Maimed Codger says:

      We sat back and let the Communists in… this is just to redress the balance…Facists… Communists… no difference

      Like

    • 467
      koba says:

      Ukip should not be bracketed in with the far right mutters on the continent as the BBC seems to be doing. Funny chucker has just claimed a labour victory.

      Like

  205. 460
    Maimed Codger says:

    Changes are afoot

    Like

  206. 468
    Neil the Knob Head Kinnock says:

    I’ve got my country back!

    Like

  207. 471
    olden1936 says:

    Game changer.
    It was not part of their blood,
    It came to them very late
    With long arrears to make good,
    When the English began to hate.
    They were not easily moved,
    They were icy-willing to wait
    Till every count should be proved,
    Ere the English began to hate.
    Their voices were even and low,
    Their eyes were level and straight.
    There was neither sign nor show,
    When the English began to hate.
    It was not preached to the crowd,
    It was not taught by the State.
    No man spoke it aloud,
    When the English began to hate.
    It was not suddenly bred,
    It will not swiftly abate,
    Through the chill years ahead,
    When Time shall count from the date
    That the English began to hate.

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  208. 475
    James O'Bottom says:

    Ukip top in Yorkshire whooopeeeeeeee!!! We must brace ourselves though the BBC is going to get nastier and nastier and more left-wing from now on. It won’t hurt us! But we will be ready.

    Like

  209. 476
    joeb says:

    Just watching BBC News with two ‘young’ labour and lib dem activists. The lib dem is just dumb, but the labour one is terrifyingly professional. Has obviously already been to political/media finishing school. She will go straight into the party from uni, and never have a job in her life. Dreadful.

    Like

  210. 480
    geordieboy says:

    Can we have a photograph of every Labour MP eating a bacon sandwich just before the General Election.

    Like

  211. 487
    Suzanne says:

    People have many different reasons for voting. Shame about Sarah Ludford.

    Like

  212. 488
  213. 489
    LBC Londons Biggest Cunt James O'Brien says:

    You are all waycists.

    Where I live in lovely Chiswick, uncontrolled immigration has enabled my Waitrose champagne deliveries to come 10 minutes quicker than a few years ago.

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  214. 490
    Maimed Codger says:

    Dear Nige,

    We do not like the result of the nasty election you just won in the UK, so we have decided you must take it again, we got away with it in Ireland & Greece so we are going to make your country re run until we get the result we want…. sorry and all that but we must have Democracy…. Signed…. Adolf.

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  215. 494


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