May 25th, 2014

European Election Exit Polls

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The exit polls in from Europe so far show a strong anti-EU vote across the continent. The right-wing anti-EU People’s Party is top in Denmark, Beppe Grillo’s anti-establishment Five Star party is second in Italy (according to test data), far left Syriza are top in Greece and Front National appear to have won in France. Britain’s results are expected after 10pm…

UPDATE: A table of exit polls as they come in is available here via @AlbertoNardelli.


207 Comments

  1. 1
    Smack My Nigella Up says:

    FN now the main party in France.

    That’ll make life interesting for the Eurofanatics

  2. 2
    EU Kommissar says:

    The voters have made a mistake.

    Under EU directive E401/S-56b(iii) we will organise another election until they make the appropriate choice.

  3. 3
    frenchjohn says:

    This must mean that the citizens of Europe have come to their senses =, whilst it is finally proven that the unelected shower in Brussels have finally been rumbled. Free canabis for all next week.

  4. 4
    Mornington Crescent says:

    As I was saying…

    It’s all kicking off:
    “20h.00: Le FN remporte les européennes. Le FN confirme sa progression d’élection en élection. Le parti de Marine Le Pen arrive en tête selon les premières estimations de TNS Sofres avec 25,4%, suivi par l’UMP (21%) et le PS (13%). L’impopularité du gouvernement a une nouvelle fois des conséquences électorales désastreuses pour les socialistes.”

    This is going to be a good night. :-)

  5. 5
    Viviane Reding says:

    How am I doing in the vote so far?

    So nervous! How many votes do you think I need to get reelected?

  6. 6
    Mornington Crescent says:

    In the meantime, a bottle of Gevrey pour ce soir…

  7. 7
    The Web looks rather shabby when the sun is shining. says:

    The Tories look WEAK! They need to look aggressive on Europe from now on. They need to need rescue Pwincess Cameron from his Ivory Tower. They need to improve the lot for the working poor and they need to stop throwing the genuinely poor & needy at the nearest religious charity door.

    They have lots to think about. So stop squabbling & misdirecting & start problem solving!

  8. 8
    The Bogmonster says:

    Matthew Parris is currently writing another article

    “All of the European voters are angry, and they’re even wronger than the British…and I’m right”

    Makes it clear that most EU voters hate the rest of the EU voters, agreement at last!

  9. 9
    Sunny Jim says:

    Love Europe, hate the EU. The people appear to have spoken. Good. However, this may not end well. Brussels won’t accept this easily.

  10. 10
    Nick Smegg says:

    Prepare for oblivion.

  11. 11
    Nick Clogg says:

    As I’ve always said, the British people deserve a referendum. If re-elected, I personally guarantee…

  12. 12
    The British media are cunts says:

    The Dam Busters is on TV tomorrow. I’m wondering what the dog will be called this time? Here’s a few ideas

    Clarkson

    Honkey

    White racist

    Digger

    Trigger

    Fachur

    All white people should die

    Any more?

  13. 13
    Absolutely every Matthew Parris article since time immemorial says:

    “As a gay man, I…”

  14. 14
    Jasmine Lawrence says:

    I’m in for a busy night tonight.

  15. 15
  16. 16
    Lord Effingham says:

    Beers are in the fridge, popcorn at the ready!

  17. 17
    David 'Dave' Cameron says:

    I give a CAST IRON guarantee. So there.

    Does my hair look alright, Sam?

  18. 18
    Alastair Cock, England Top Batsman says:

    I know a winner when I see one – Vote Dave 2015 and buy lots of overpriced stuff at Waitrose.

  19. 19
    Charles Windsor, blackmailed bender says:

    I blame Putin

  20. 20
    HadleyFreeman says:

    Sexist!

  21. 21
    cheche says:

    Of course not much mention of the shooting in Belgium on the BBC alot about CA. I wonder who did it? The silence makes me think its not right wing extremists

  22. 22
    HRH Charles says:

    Hitler

  23. 23

    They need to defenestrate Cameron before the Autumn conference.

  24. 24
    Some C*nt from the EU is bound to say this says:

    What the people of Europe are clearly saying is that by adopting half measures the EU is failing to convince them of its benefits.
    Closer union and greater integration is what they are crying out for quite obviously.
    I think there should no longer be any pussy footing around with half measures but a strategy of full on federalisation.

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    Labour are stuggling in Wales

  26. 26
    Sherlock says:

    small-cock half-breed misfit? not Fawkes.

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    *Struggling

  28. 28

    Since the Eurobastards are all GramscoNazis – (although as the late great Bernard Levin said once in an article-headline “It’s not what they can’t say, it’s the way that they can’t say it”) – then they ought to be pissing freely down their trews and into their boots at what the UK will say in the EUSSR’s “elections” for, er, “MEPs”, and it rather seems that it’ll be quite soon.

    Unless the f*^king bastards have in the last three days been able to satisfactorily “adjust the results” in the way StaliNazis really know how. As in RIG FOR VICTORY.
    (You can see my facebook for a freely-downloadable avatar for that one, and which I want you to use for free.)

    So WHY is there a three-day delay in counting the EU Mep votes then? We knew the councilNazis the day after. So is it voterigging or what then?

  29. 29
    Anonymous says:

  30. 30
    Lamppost and piano wire manufacturer says:

    Ready when you are! :-)

  31. 31
    Diana Abbott says:

    Ras clatt batty man

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  33. 33
    String Vest says:

    Just found it, on American media.

  34. 34
    sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

    What are they going to do send in troops to all the miscreant countries, that would be tantamount to a w a r.

  35. 35
    V Gates says:

    We Germans, by contrast, continue to support the Holy Roman Empire, or the ‘EU’ as you call it. We pay for it, it’s our ball, so it’s only fair that we win.

  36. 36
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Fuck off back to Belize, you spiv. We don’t want you, we don’t need you.

  37. 37
    Mathew Arris says:

    As a gay man I….have trouble not soiling my pants because my bumhole fails to close properly anymore?

  38. 38

  39. 39
    De_Barkles says:

    Barstid

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    sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

    Calm down, we have our voting on Thursdays and most of Europe prefer Sundays, I
    think Holland had theirs on Thursday, if they did that they would be fooling themselves as too many uncivil servants would be involved and they are very leaky people if they get a bung, I wonder our beloved media will have tried that one.

  42. 42
    TV news monkey says:

    Any story USA is news, because (a) it’s cheap and easy to get (b) it’s already in English and (c) we know what line to take on anything from the US; with other countries, we’d have to research the context.

  43. 43

    Previous Ashcroft Claimed Report: Dezinformatsitya: Ignore ! Vote UKIP :-D

  44. 44
    Anonymous says:

    Labour struggling

  45. 45
    Europhile says:

    With Eurosceptic parties winning so many seats in the EU parliament it means…..absolutely fuck all because it’s the unelected parts of the EU which pull all the strings.
    Phew.

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    Gringe (anag)

  47. 47
    Expat Geordie says:

    It does make you wonder why WE had no exit poll results considering that we voted FIRST.

  48. 48
    sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

    I’am not a European citizen, I’am English and live in England, screw you creep.

  49. 49
    M T Head says:

    Gringe (anag.)

  50. 50
    Europhile says:

    Meet your new EU president Jean Claude Junkersfockerstukabomber.

  51. 51
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Seig Heil! Now fuck off.

  52. 52
    Nermal says:

    Sorry I don’t speak Dutch,

  53. 53
    nell says:

    Presumably if ukip sweep the board , and there are rumours they’ve done rather well in that last labour stronghold – wales , labour will be joining forces with the eu elite and issuing a statement saying , well we didn’t like that result so we’ll cancel that and have another election , and another, until the people vote how we want them to vote.

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    Bosun Higgs says:

    There is no reason to celebrate an FN victory. They are a nasty lot. Their spiritual home is Vichy in 1941. They combine authoritarian, dirigiste socialism with xenophobia, racism, anti-semitism and protectionism.

  56. 56

    Elected President ! :-)

  57. 57
    The British media are cunts says:

    So across Europe the right are winning because the people are fucked off with the shite being spun by the political elites and their rent boys in the media.

    So what will the main political parteis say? Will it be “we really do need to listen to the people who elect us?”

    Of course not. What we will get is the following.

    We can’t let the racists win

    The media are giving too much time to the ‘far right’ (note the right are always far right)

    We mustn’t let the racists win

    Perhaps we need to change the voting system (i.e. stop white men voting)

    We need more integration

    We need more EU laws

  58. 58
    Jeremy says:

    Teacher

  59. 59
    Junckers 88 says:

    Hang on! You fuckerz!

    I juzt check who you vote for. This ist ein outragen!

    Halten ze voten! Halten ze voten!

    Only ze approved voten ist nacht verboten!

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  61. 61
    The British media are cunts says:

    Yes and the BBC needs more money to promote the EU.

  62. 62
    Ben Brogan, last honest UK hack says:

    Funny that

    I thought Cameron needed defenestration as well

    But just from the first floor to shake him out of his chillaxed stupidity

    And I would defenestrate Boris from the third floor of his favourite bank….

  63. 63
    Returning Officer says:

    If it’s a postal vote Viv, one will do!

  64. 64
    JH326y34523432 says:

    Can anyone give me some hard analysis on this French exit poll image?

  65. 65
    Anon says:

    Stuart Farquar

  66. 66
    concrete pump says:

    Yeah, i’m still up for the free cannabis…

  67. 67
    sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

    The problem with that is, you need compliant people telling the counters who they voted for as they come out of the polling centre, fck off and mind your own fkin business is not an answer that can be counted.

  68. 68

    Telling that the one country that actually tried a far right government doesn’t think much of the idea.

  69. 69
    Marine Biologist says:

    It’s a good job you’re not a crab, or crushed asian.

  70. 70
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    TO ALL THE IDIOTS WHO VOTE LIDEM I SAY THIS…


  71. 71
    concrete pump says:

    Thank you, for the stuff you do…..

  72. 72
    top says:

    the maz .
    the table.
    no sittie around.
    no shirt no table no respect.
    felt the colour lately.
    no colour no collaterall. kim has taken her makeup .

  73. 73

  74. 74
    Van Rumpy Winkle says:

    Our solution to everything is MORE EUROPE. Get used to it.

  75. 75
    Down with dictators says:

    Fuck off you effing Narzy. Your time will come and not soon enough. Pushing up daisies to you and you family. Kunnt.

  76. 76
    Me says:

    Looks like a swing from the right to the left.

  77. 77
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    Achtung Schpitfeuer!!!

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

  78. 78
    Ed Balls says:

    Sounds good to me.

  79. 79

    Agree wholeheartedly!

    They did not like the idea so much so that they elected them four times in a row.

    Even Tony could not match that for disapproval.

  80. 80
    Me says:

    The middle looks rock solid.

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  82. 82
    sunlight says:

    only gold knows gold.
    is there gold in the human eye.

    as moulin goes, will there be rouge all around?

  83. 83
    John Reid, Labour Foreign Secretary says:

    Hoots mon, ye dinna need to call it wor,
    ye could call it a police action in which not a single shot would be fired for 14 years costing tens of thousands of lives and tens of billions of yer inglish bastard pounds.

  84. 84
    Norman says:

    Conker

  85. 85
    Not in my backyard says:

    WASSSSSSSSSICCCCCCCCCCCIIIISTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSS

    Please Higgs, do grow up – or at least give 25 Roma a room in your abode.
    P.S Nail the toilet paper to the floor (even the used stuff)

  86. 86
    Mavis Ramsbottom says:

    allah

  87. 87
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Exit? I’d keep it in and let it soak.

  88. 88
    Bosun Higgs says:

    Minimal coverage in the media

  89. 89
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    Van Rumpuy, Schultz, Barroso your boys are about to take a hell of a beating.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

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  91. 91
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Vote ukip in 2015, get me !!

  92. 92
    Botus says:

    What happened to that other Jasmine bird that cried and wanted everything dead. I bet she’s pissed off about Ed’s sh!tty week.

  93. 93
    Socialism is theft says:

    Does this mean that France is full of Little Frenchlanders?

  94. 94
    Botus says:

    ………..and you’ll vote Tory.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    It’s on Channel 5 at 6.30, with a follow up programme afterwards, so they might leave it in, with a warning for the terminally offended. If they showed it in the afternoon they would have to hack it to bits, like they do with the episodes of NCIS and other fine, gory American dramas that they show at 2.30pm.
    This film gets mentioned in Al Murray’s memoir “Watching War Films With My Dad”, as one that is highly historically accurate, but demonstrates the problems of being too accurate, or to quote Murray “(the Dog!)”. Funny how this of all films was never very popular in the States – when Gibson went there with Churchill after the raid the septics loved him.

  97. 97
    Dickhead Dave, the cuckoo in the tory nest says:

    Good point plebs,
    what I need to do is use tax-payers’ to fund some lefty boot boys.

    Hmm, perhaps The Unite Against Freedom and Halfwit Nonces with Halitosis would be be up to the job.

  98. 98
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    Still not got it yet I see.

  99. 99
    Anonymous says:

  100. 100
    Manonabridge says:

    Slope ?

  101. 101
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    Don’t worry Ed, we love you.

  102. 102
    Handy Andy says:

  103. 103
    
    
    EEEE
    E
    EE
    E
    EEEE
    
    DDD
    D   D
    D    D
    D   D
    DDD
    
    
    Miliband
    
    
    II
    II
    II
    II
    
     SSS
    SS
      SS
    SSS
    
    

    Weird

  104. 104
    A turnip says:

    Ssh. Nell cannot help having a lower IQ than me.

  105. 105
    Bert says:

    41% demanding adult numeracy lessons.

  106. 106
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

  107. 107

    Ugh.

  108. 108
    Load of Junk says:

    J-C Junker looking strong for EU Commission President.

    Appropriate name!

  109. 109
    Socialism is theft says:

    Even assuming my one vote can put Labour in power, this might be a good thing. Five years of Ed and even the thickest of thick Labour voters will never vote for them ever again. Meanwhile the Tories will go into meltdown and may even split into two as Labour did when the SDP formed. And that can only be good for UKIP, the country and our children.

    But whatever happens I refuse to be blackmailed by the bunch of cheating, dishonest cowards that now run the Tory party.

  110. 110
    White rabbit says:

    Likewise. Cheap sherry, pints of coffee, No popcorn – rocky roads instead.

  111. 111
    Socialism is theft says:

    If the Greens beat the Lib Dems then Clegg is dead meat.

  112. 112
    Hermann Clegg says:

    You vill never make it tommy

  113. 113
    Knigger says:

    Changes her mind about every hour.

  114. 114
    On the Piss says:

    If the EU Parliament does not like the EU Commission or its officers and will not cooperate, can they vote to fold up the EU before Desperate Dave’s referendum-or have I had too much booze?

    Just asking, like.

  115. 115

    Can I pass you the Hollandaise sauce?

  116. 116
    Knight knight says:

    Changes her mind about every hour.

  117. 117
    Anonymous says:

  118. 118
    nell says:

    Indeed. In the General Election 2015 I will vote Conservative.

    UKIP do not have the necessary structure to put up enough candidates to form a government. Though they will hopefully get some MP’s into Parliament in 2015. It’s unlikely they’ll stand a candidate where I am as they have limited resources and members and they are going to run and fund campaigns where they have the best chance of winning.

    Nobody in their right mind would vote for labour with the past track record on the economy and their current out of touch pairing of militwit and balls, Labour has long since ceased to be the party of the working classes.

    And what good is cleggie, vince cable and the rabble that is the libdems?

    Like it or not Osborne has not done badly with the economy – he could have done better and cut more deeply and more quickly but nonetheless he’s got the thing travelling in the right direction. Yes cameron is wet, but he is not weird and as things stand at the moment he looks like the best of a bad bunch.

  119. 119

    UKIP 33%
    Labour 26%
    Tories 25%

    Fuck the others.

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    BBC Bias says:

    Decker as in Black & Decker.

  121. 121
    will says:

    what with the sex scandals in the liberal party and the beating he will get in the euro poll. I reckon if he steps down a nice job in Europe awaits him

  122. 122
    Socialism is theft says:

    Low turnout in Poland. Is that because they are all over here?

  123. 123
    concrete pump says:

    Aawwww….i thought you were gonna end that with …C*nt.

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    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    His grandad’s planes were crap.

  126. 126
    Knight knight says:

    Turnip fuckers would usually vote UKIP. Don’t be so patronising.

  127. 127
    Knight knight says:

    Both warm and damp.

  128. 128
    Expat Geordie says:

    Reports coming through appear to imply a targeted killing due to the behaviour of gunman prior to shooting, the victims were all head shots and the gunman didn’t spray & pray at a group of 50 Is.r@élí tourists who were in there at the time.

  129. 129
    Pierre says:

    We want beaucoup d’argent, beaucoup de quenelles and no travail.

  130. 130
    nell says:

    No I do not change my mind – I thought a protest vote for UKIP might be a good idea to kick the others and wake them up. At the same time I didn’t like the r a c i s t rhetoric that ukip folks started to spout as it got closer to the eu election . I didn’t think much to the attacks on ukip by the other parties either. I thought it just showed all politicians in a really bad light. So I had to think about that. In the end I split my vote, voting tory in the local election and ukip in the EU election. My view of the eu election is that it’s not of much consequence anyway just a bit of fun.

    But come 2015 the General Election will be a more serious matter – I doubt there will be a ukip candidate standing where we are and I shall vote Conservative.

  131. 131
    Expat Geordie says:

    Well I voted at 7.00 am specifically to avoid that. No way was a bone idle Labour Party member going to be out of bed at that time of the morning.

  132. 132

    When I say C*nt, I really mean Ϲunt!

    Problem is, we can’t say that here.

  133. 133
    nell says:

    Curious sentence. Are you not able to debate sensibly?

  134. 134
    Knight knight says:

    You are NELL!

  135. 135
    table top says:

    there are 2 tops.

  136. 136
    Skirt Wearers and Haggis Muncher Monthly says:

    Tony Blair or Gordon “hoots I’m a loony” Broon?

  137. 137
    Cinna says:

    Sounds like your average Frenchman in the street then.

  138. 138
    Expat Geordie says:

    All the same thing really.

  139. 139
    bingley says:

    #EP2014 Exit poll (Dudley):

    INDIAN – 29%
    CHINESE – 24%
    FISH&CHIPS – 21%
    KEBAB – 8%

  140. 140

    I think Die Welt has underestimated UKIP. Labour is probably right. I may have slightly overcooked the Cons TBH.

    But I maintain my hanging seaweed poll is as good as any of the others we have seen today. This is rather like 1992 where they got it all wrong.

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    sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

    I see the experts are explaining UKIP and how the operate and people are voting UKIP to help Camoron in the EU, I really think these people need to get out more or take a holiday away from Londonistan.

  142. 142
    Knigel says:

    Exit vote this Autumn, Dave after the Scots have fucked off. No Scots to vote on any UK or English matter or stand after November.

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    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    The white flag is flying over the LibLabCon already!

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Is that photo legal in this country? I mean, you could probably marry her with parental approval, you could shag her, but I suspect that our perverse laws mean that anyone with that image of her in a bikini would probably get a police caution.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    The media and political elite bubble is made from fart gas emitted by mongs like Prick Robinson.

  146. 146

    He’s good, isn’t he?

  147. 147
    Rickytshirt says:

    Jurassic Park!

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    Socialism is theft says:

    I have to laugh at the way they describe UKIP voters as ‘angry’.

    I don’t see UKIP protestors chucking stones at the police the way that Labour and the Green party supporters are noted for doing on a regular basis.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    The Tories can get fucked. 5 years in power and they’ve failed to sort out immigration, they’ve failed to sort out the corrupt voting system, failed to sort out public spending failed to sort out the BBC and failed to get us the fuck out of the EU.

    Tories are piss ants.

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    sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

    Lets wait, it won’t be too long before us trash are told by our elites.

  152. 152
    a non says:

    You’re using seaweed and SKY news is going over to brussels ;)

  153. 153
    Expat Geordie says:

    And the damage that the bastards would do in those five years, assuming that you are ever allowed to have an election again to vote them out?

  154. 154
    The British media are cunts says:

    The ginger skirt wearers will still want a say in Westminster and the mong Cameron will give it to them.

  155. 155
    Socialism is theft says:

    Paul the octopus predicts the EU is fucked.

  156. 156
    Village Idiot says:

    …..”Roots”……

  157. 157
    Cinna says:

    Well didn’t the Yanks rename Joseph Conrad’s book “The N***** of the Narcissus” to something like “The Children of the Sea: A Tale of the Forecastle”?

    When I studied it for GCE it certainly retained it’s original title. Shows how times have changed.

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    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    ‘EU army ateeeenshun, to the right quick march, right, right, right, right, right’.

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    Socialism is theft says:

    P.a.u.l the octopus predicts the EU is fucked.

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    bingley says:

    UKIP supporters are watching the Soap Awards after bank holiday takeaway

    a tick in the box is all you need to get rid out of the NaziEurope

  161. 161
    Maggies' revenge says:

    Vote UKIP get UKIP and fuck the tory neo-commies.

  162. 162
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    No, busy keeping a close eye on their western border.

  163. 163
    Cinna says:

    Britain was robbed of a fine future Tory when Gibson got the chop.

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    Come on you fucking Euro wankers!

    Get those figures out and be afraid, very afraid!

  165. 165
    Stu Kerr says:

    Yeah, they really bombed.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    The BBC panty wetting is in full stream. You just know these mongs won’t be able to hold back on Twatter

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Yes but the UK government has to approve it first. Can you imagine the political capital that UKIP will make out of it? I can just imagine the music now, with Cameron saying to Clegg:

    “I’m Sorry, I’m Sorry… but I shouldn’t have promised you that Brussels job when I knew that I wasn’t able to keep my promise…”

  168. 168

    Oh! They’ll get an unbiased view there, won’t they!

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    Unelected beaurocrat in Brussels says:

    Will the federalists listen. NO WE WON’T.
    Will the reformists get anywhere. NO THEY WON’T.
    Do we care? NO, we are on the EU gravy train. Give us your money and we will send you a load of eastern europeans to take more of your welfare money. Ever closer union is great.

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    Socialism is theft says:

    UKIP predicted to get 4/5 seats out of 10 in south east.(2 in 2009)

  171. 171
    Expat Geordie says:

    General Jaruzelski has picked an interesting time to pop his clogs.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Typical northern wankers voting Labour. Not that the bone idle fuckers care about their jobs being taken as none of them work.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Tories wiped out in the north east. Good news.

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    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    The UKIP chap who got elected in the north east deserves a medal.

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    Carney and the 0.5% interest rate millenium says:

    Even if Alex the chippy little wanker gets his way and the jocks go indie, the Bank of England will still rule o’er them.

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    sometime I wonder, then I think who cares says:

    Are you listening Camoron, you mates are are telling you lies, if you keep going the same road, you will only need one taxi.

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    Cinna says:

    And of course “We just need to get our message across to the electorate”.

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    Anonymous says:

    Labour 33.28 +10.53 2 +1
    ukip 29.97 +13.94 1 +1
    con 19.64 -2.15 0 -1
    ld 6.01 -10.69 0 -1
    grn 5.36 -0.55 0 0
    bnp 1.57 -6.71 0 0
    pc 0.52 -0.26 0 0
    snp 0.00 0.00 0 0

  180. 180
    Herman Van Rompuy Emperor of Europe says:

    Shut the fuck up you little Englander!

  181. 181
    Northerner says:

    We won’t vote for those posh Tories.

    We’ll vote for posh Ed and posh Harriet though.

  182. 182
    Herman Van Rompuy Emperor of Europe says:

    :(

  183. 183
    Arf says:

    Ivor Bennyfitt?

  184. 184
    Fuck off Cleggie we want Vinnie says:

  185. 185
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    Interesting. UKIP win Newark in EU election.

    Very different gravy in by-election of course but……………

  186. 186
    St Nigel of England says:

    Seems the referendum may be redundant.

    One out, all out.

  187. 187

    He was allowed to live as long as he did so he could contract cancer and have a stroke.

    Good friend of Nicolae Ceauşescu, another fine, upstanding leader…

  188. 188
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    I’m loving this.

  189. 189
    NME says:

    Nothing spells rebellion like privately educated young lads wearing bike jackets who wouldn’t know a clutch from a crotchet.

  190. 190
    Fruitcake, swivel eyed loony and closet racist says:

    You are not alone.

  191. 191
    Fuck off Cleggie we want Vinnie says:

    Spare a thought for those of us who fled the Brown terror for NZ – we cannot see this live

  192. 192
    LOL says:

  193. 193
    Rickytshirt says:

  194. 194
    Mr Slater's Parrot says:

    K-SQUWEEEEEEETTCHLE!!! (scrittle) (bob) (crest) WAAANHUNNEREDANEY-EETEE!! (popcorn) U-UURK!

  195. 195
    joolz says:

    they can if they have IPTV :-)

    EX-PAT.TV maybe

  196. 196
    Hariet Harperson says:

    I hope we come second. #worried face

  197. 197
    Mr Slater's Parrot says:

    (squirr) (chittle)

  198. 198

  199. 199
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK SON OF COD AND CODFATHER OF SOLE says:

    What an absolute joke Sky news is up to now they have only shown two declaired areas
    Where as the BBC has declaired about five and all the Scottish results

    Fucking farce !

  200. 200
    Alas, Poor Albion says:

    Dan sees the writing on the wall, like everyone else does. But he is not ready to admit it. I feel for the guy, I really do. Talk about staring into the abyss. North Korea beckons, Dan. Don’t forget to pack your 50,000 issues of ‘The Morning Star’ and your stamp album.

  201. 201
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK SON OF COD AND CODFATHER OF SOLE says:

    Go fuck yourself twatty i am a northerner and have never had a day out of work in 42 years
    You fuckin southern jessie

  202. 202
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK SON OF COD AND CODFATHER OF SOLE says:

    Its fucking priceless to see the look on the faces of the deposed troughers , standing there wondering where else can they now get quarter of a million a year for doing fuck all

  203. 203
  204. 204
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Credit where credit is due!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  205. 205
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Agreed, but difficult to get the job done when you have the millstone of the treacherous, lying, perverts, Libdums hanging round your neck.

  206. 206
    aviseurinternational says:

    Reblogged this on Aviseur international.

  207. 207
    Ziz says:

    Drop dead EU slime


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