May 23rd, 2014

WATCH: Neo-Guido v McPangloss on Labour’s Campaign


  1. 1
    Vote Labour says:

    Older white working class men founded the labour party.
    Younger white middle class men took it over.
    Older white working class men no longer vote Labour.
    younger white middle class men don’t care.

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    Quote of the century

    The fuckwit known as Dave Cameron on a radio interview regarding a possible coalition with UKIP

    ” We are the conservatives , we dont do pacts and deals we want to win the election ourselves

    What a fucking Muppet

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    Steve Right says:

    “Harry Cole, a contributing editor of the Spectator???”

    He has betrayed you. He has betrayed us all.

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    Anon says:

    That’s the long and the short of it.
    Miliscum doesn’t give a f*ck about the white working class.

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    Anonymous says:

    So Labour policy on Europe is we won’t give you a choice on Europe.
    How nice of them and people wonder why UKIP has surged.

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    White working class bloke says:

    Not only do they think white middle class men are shit they also think white working class men are shite as well.
    No taxation without representation go fuck yourself.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Building burns down in Glasgow. Glasgow is now doubled in value.

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    JH326y345sd23432 says:

    Hárry brushes up well. The studio hairdresser earned her money.

    This crap about UKIP being old whíte uneducated working class men. Yeah, keep it up mate – that’s just what will see UKIP helping itself to the next big slice of your cake.

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    Steve Right says:

    “The London suburbs are turning red”?

    No, the London suburbs are turning black and the last white English Londoners whose are not multimillionaires are getting out. Croydon is there and Bromley will be Labour within 10 years.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    A Muppet is intelligent. That lets Cameron out.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Going down the fish and chip shop shortly.

    Everyone who voted for ukip can ask for extra chips with their BIG FRIED FISH.

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    táxpáyér says:

    Nick Soames obviously had a love child!

    Don’t deny it BoryTear.

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    JH326y345sd23432 says:

    Thing is, will these people in London keep voting Labour once they have alternatives such as the Sharia party, in coalition with the Female-genital-mutilation-is-our-right party and the Kidnap-our-14-year-old-cousin-and-force-her-into-an-arranged-marriage party?

    If Respect wasn’t a warning shot to Labour, what is?

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    i clearly state that i know nothing of the writer – BUT – there is a letter published in the DM today at pg 68 – entitled ‘Power-crazed politicos’.

    i’m keeping that letter and i am going to send it to the two-faced, fork-tongued MP who does not represent i in i’s constituency.

    Same applies to all Tory, Labour and Lib Dem MP’s throughout Britain.

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    Boston Boy says:

    I demand a referendum not only to leave the Brussels circle jerk but the London one as well.
    We’ll manage in Lincolnshire ok we’ve got all the grub.

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    Steve Right says:

    The next person who uses the expression “celebrate diversity” should have their tongue removed with an electric carving knife

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    Anonymong says:

    The level of contempt and entitlement McTosspot displayed in that interview is a perfect microcosm of the modern Labour party’s ills. What a complete cnut.

    They really do deserve a kicking. UKIP should be playing this interview to voters in the Labour heartlands 24/7.

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    Moley says:

    Labour won 223 seats in the council elections.

    The Conservatives lost 123 seats. (Against Miliband!!!)

    Can we stop pretending that it’s (only) Labour that has a problem, or are the Tories quite happy with their performance and seeing no need to change anything?

    Stage 1 Declarations of loyalty.
    Stage 2 Furious plotting.
    Stage 3?

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    JH326y345sd23432 says:

    London will be a classic ‘Detroit Doughnut’ in a couple of years – a heavily patrolled, fortified centre with City workers scuttling back and forth to the leafy outer boroughs, pretending that the ring in between doesn’t exist and praying that it doesn’t spread outwards any further.

    London can pay for that shit, it’s not the rest of the country’s problem.

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    veejay says:

    Guido you should really ditch fatboy ToryBear. He has repeatedly made plain he like mass immigration and claims wanting less of it is as Owen Jones, Dan Hodges, Cahty Newman, Jon Snow et al say “racist”.

    Ditch him, he’s a loser and a liability and on the wrong side of the argument and history.

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    Anonymong says:

    Exactly. It’s supreme arrogance to believe they’ll keep voting in patronising white Labour duffers once they have the numbers to generate alternatives from their own communities. Labour are in far more trouble than they know.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    yeah baby


    Level 42 – Lessons In Love Lyrics
    I’m not proud, I was wrong
    And the truth is hard to take
    I felt sure we had enough
    But our love went overboard
    Lifeboat lies lost at sea
    I’ve been trying to reach your shore
    Waves of doubt keep drowning me

    All the dreams that we were building
    We never fulfilled them
    Could be better, should be better
    For lessons in love

    For restless eyes egos burn
    And the mold is hard to break
    Now we’ve waded in too deep
    And love is overboard
    Heavy hearts token words
    All the hopes I ever had
    Fade like footprints in the sand

    All the homes that we were building
    We never lived in
    Could be better, should be better
    Lessons in love
    If we lose the time before us
    The future will ignore us
    We should use it, we could use it, yeah
    Lessons in love
    Lost without love

    Lessons in love
    When will you ever learn
    Lessons in love
    When there’s nowhere left to turn
    Lessons in love
    Don’t let your spirit burn
    Lessons in love
    I’ll wait ’till you return

    All the dreams that we were building
    We never lived them
    We could lose it, we should use it
    (Lessons in love) lessons in love
    All the homes that we were building
    We never lived in
    Could be better (could be better), should be better
    Lessons in love
    If we lose the time before us
    The future will ignore us
    We should use it, we could use it (good god)
    Lessons in love

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    Null hypothesis says:

    Turned all the page permissions on and it still won’t play. Never mind. Didn’t want to watch the fat twat anyway.

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    Steve Right says:

    You’re completely correct. And once the Sharia Party controls a city like Leicester or Bradford, god help us.

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    Boston Boy says:

    Kick LibLabCons out of your local and county council so central governments efforts to enforce EU shite via local government are frustrated at every turn.
    Protect at least your small part of the world if you can.

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    Disgraceful says:

    “Economic growth from Europe” ?

    Was he kidding ?

    “Italy has announced it will start including estimated revenues from prostitution and illegal drug sales in official gross domestic product (GDP) figures.”

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    well there's a surprise says:

    Balls was on the BBC today giving a pro-EU speech.

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    Welcome to the Hotel California says:

    “Uneducated” is an interesting one.

    If most of UKIP are old, most of them grew up when you could leave school at 14 and 5% of the population went to university. Are they really less well educated than the generation for whom a BA in Media Studies is the new C in O level English?

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    The Labour Party Is Rubbish! says:

    Well argued Neo. But if Labour wish to continue to be lost up their backsides then that is their problem. They have no one to blame but themselves. Another reason people turned to U-kip is because of the awful mismanagement of the economy, nhs, immigration under the previous Labour government. But u-kip has sent a rocket up the the Tories bottom too in regards to immigaration and concerns over EU imposing its laws on us.

    The Tories need to up their game. They must fight to get this referendum for the country, they should even rethink their EU reform agenda and become more aggressive towards the EU. Muscular reforms! If they pursue a positive campaign in the run up to the G.E.they should be ok.

    Labour has lost the plot. Let them pursue their negative agenda and turn off the voters. Good riddance to the rubbish.

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    Caroline Lucas says:

    If you love the world, then next time you have a vote, do the right thing. Vote for love. Vote for organic. Vote for quinoa. Vote for ethical fair trade yoghurt.

    Vote Green.

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    no pain no gain says:

    Without pre-stunning so it’s halal.

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    The Bog Standard Labour Party says:

    Labour is brilliant! We are brilliant.

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    N Farage says:

    Old white man? You don’t have the votes, we don’t give a fcuk about you.

    An election winning slogan for sure. Thanks McT.

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    poli-waffle says:

    They didn’t surge enough.

    As long as they are picking MP candidates like Helmer over the 20-something PhD eye candy researcher he sacked, then UKIP also have a problem.

    As a kipper, you want candidates you can shout about that confound the enemy – not Helmer, but Dr Alexandra Swann MP.

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    Spin and Bear It. says:

    I think that whipper snapper Neo saw him off!

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    Another Engineer says:

    Sadly, burning the _rest_ of Glasgow would have been much better. Maybe keep the Kelvingrove too, but that’s about it.

    Shocking that such a building could be destroyed by some arts student with a projector and some inflammable foam.

    Still, Entropy always wins. Never forget that.

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    CBA says:

    Has silent Bob started to spin for the Labour party?

    Is that why he no longer frequents these pages.

    I miss silent Bob!

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    veejay says:

    Everytime someone says that they should be stopped and informed that it has caused massive unemployment, millions of Brits being unable to find a job. And put on the spot – do you want diversity or unemployment?

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    Emily "Two Chairs"Thornburry says:


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    The Axe says:

    I have just read Ed Milliband’s policies. Is the UK a third world country? We are all doomed!

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    ANON. says:

    I think the poor results for UKIP in London just confirms what many people think. London is no longer British, it is full of foreigners.

    It has been very noticeable that all the praise about its multiculturalism today has been mainly coming from either immigrants or descendants of immigrants.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    James O’Brien.

    Fuck off fucking lefty shit bag.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    London is a stinking shithole.

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    Mr Slater's Parrot says:

    (sniff) (cuttle)

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    B Right On The Economy says:

    The next Labour campaign will be created in Disney World. Little Ed has to go through all these terrible obstacles to become the hero. Then at the last minute little Ed triumphs. All the voters vote Labour and cheer on their hero. Tearful ending. We all live happily ever after. Hoorah!

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    what a gay dave says:

    Hammond has just used the phrase ‘cast iron guarantee’ on five live

    You’d think given recent history that is the last fucking terminology the tories would use

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    Moley says:

    There is nothing more organic than lice, fleas and botulism.

    I would prefer not to go back to that thanks.

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    veejay says:

    True, the arrogance is breath-taking, especially when just claims that rotherham will always vote labour when yesterday Ukip won more votes there than Labour. He is probably counting on postal votes for the general election or maybe some special legislation to allow the Roma who have enriched the town to vote Labout next year.

    Do you notice how now it has become perfectly acceptable to dismiss anything if it is in any way connected with white people or men. You see it all the time in the guardian too. They’re trying to make us second class citizens.

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    Moley says:

    Quite probably deliberate.

    The Tories are usually fairly subtle about the way they slide the knife into their (ex) leader’s ribs.

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    The Elephant Celebes says:

    No, it was me.

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    DCL says:

    If Ed Miliband is the answer, which idiot asked a stupid question?

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    Pretty convincingly.
    And is this now the official labour line?
    Old farts don’t win election so we don’t pander to them ?

    Anyone been over to Gruniad land to see how those poor dears are taking the bad news? Has Polly Pot come out of the vapours yet?

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    wakey wakey says:

    Vote UKIP, Get UKIP

    who knew?

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    Not winning here ! says:

    London is 52% immigrant.
    No immigrant is going to vote for an end to immigrants.

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    illogical says:

    1. H@rry combed his hair.
    2. It’s just puppy-fat- it will disappear when his testicles drop.
    3. He should have admitted he was a part of the negative campaign against UKIP.
    4. He makes mistakes like all of us.
    5 He is correct that UKIP are a force to be reckoned with for both red and blue.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    Was the question “who is the weirdest person you’ve ever seen eating a subway”

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    non taxable pikey says:

    The crucial parts of the first Tay bridge were made of cast iron.

    They just don’t get it do they?

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Would that be the double bacon with a side of black pudding sub?

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    B Right On The Economy says:

    Vote u-kip next time & do not get a referendum. Oh the irony!

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    BBC News and Propaganda Unit says:

    We agree.
    This election has been a total triumph for Labour.
    That’s why we didn’t invite anyone from UKIP
    to join the panel on our election show.

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    Maimed Codger says:

    Demographic changes in Redbridge are largely responsible for the Labour gain in Councillors, probably known as the Largest Jewish Enclave outside Israel, the area is undergoing massive changes as the Asian population move out of the East End of London, just as the Jewish population did in the 1930’s, thus replacing the Jewish Family’s who have moved out into Essex.
    Traditionally Asians vote Labour & Jews vote Conservative… however the Poles are also buying much property in the area and they seem to vote Conservative. so expect changes in line with Population Variations. Little to do with Party Policy or Government. These changes are along Cultural lines and should be seen as such..

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    B Right On The Economy says:

    The BBC has gone into meltdown. :)

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    Yank Yahoo throws more shite says:

    More shite on Yahoo,

    ‘4 things we’ve learnt from the local elections’

    Apparently Ukip did not do at all well.

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    James O Bullshit says:

    I don’t understand I just don’t get what you’re saying could you explain it to me

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    JH326y345sd23432 says:

    Yeah, business likes ‘certainty’ apparently. No matter what it is that is certain.

    Maybe if the government declares that it will voluntarily set off an atom bomb in Central London at midday on Jan 1st 2020, business will thrive on this exciting ‘certainty’?

    Yes, that’s right – the ‘certainty’ of our laws, lives, work and play being at the whim of unelected bureaucrats in Brussels is great for business, apparently.

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    Balls to Cast Iron Dave and the Eton Mess says:

    Vote UKIP and have a clear conscience.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    I wonder what line of attack Channel 4 will use on UKIP tonight.

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    Jacob Bronowski says:

    It’s said that science will dehumanise people and turn them into numbers. That’s false, tragically false. Look for yourself. This is the concentration camp and crematorium at Auschwitz. This is where people were turned into numbers. Into this pond were flushed the ashes of some four million people. And that was not done by gas. It was done by arrogance, it was done by dogma, it was done by ignorance. When people believe that they have absolute knowledge, with no test in reality, this is how they behave. This is what men do when they aspire to the knowledge of gods.

    Science is a very human form of knowledge. We are always at the brink of the known; we always feel forward for what is to be hoped. Every judgment in science stands on the edge of error and is personal. Science is a tribute to what we can know although we are fallible. In the end, the words were said by Oliver Cromwell: “I beseech you in the bowels of Christ: Think it possible you may be mistaken.”

    I owe it as a scientist to my friend Leo Szilard, I owe it as a human being to the many members of my family who died here, to stand here as a survivor and a witness. We have to cure ourselves of the itch for absolute knowledge and power. We have to close the distance between the push-button order and the human act. We have to touch people.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    No surprise where the investigations have been opened. The postal vote system neev
    Ds a complete overhaul.

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    JH326y345sd23432 says:

    As Louis CK amusingly points out, a 60 year old dustbin man is far, far more intelligent than a 21 year old university ‘graduate’.

    The former has life skills that the latter cannot fathom.

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    Who's to blame says:

    Risk assessments carried out by soshalist academics.

    Vice chancellor doubtless awarded CBE

    Another reason for jocks to go.

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    Vlad says:

    The place needs NUKIN’

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    Sorry GF but it is difficult to take someone seriously when it looks like they have eaten Eric Pickles.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    Same on radio 5. If you listen to drive time it sounds like everybody lost.

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    The BBC is the new New Labour Labour Election Strategist says:

    We must up our game and totally bullshit & brainwash the English into voting Labour in G.E.

    Tories are evil and U-kip are satan worshippers! Europe is brilliant and Ed is normal.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    You can’t get bacon in Subway any more. They’ve gone halal.

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    Andrew Efiong says:

    “Harry Cole, Contributing Editor at the Spectator”

    Neo Guido going up the world! Good to see and I enjoyed you spanking this Labour drone. Hopefully Scotland can bog off and take this McPlonker with them.

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    Jus' Askin' says:

    I take it the Spectator has a free canteen.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    Probably have some sort of Pussy riot spokesperson standing by.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    The BBC Parteh lost.

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    B Right On The Economy says:

    Farage is still a politician. No change!

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    They cant help themselves says:

    Fucking bigoted bastards.

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    Another Engineer says:

    To be fair, it _was_ designed by a ‘Jock’ in the first place…

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    Ed's mum says:

    Ed will bring home the bacon.

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    Ian Duncan Smith says:

    I have never heard of Universal Credit

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    Lefty Fucktard Gaybo Leech skiving work for the BBC says:

    I am so done in with these elections. These u-kip scum are just scum. Hunzy Bunzy. Totally fed up because I thought I was a kool parasitical lefty leech who can influence everyone. Turns out I am just another parasitical lefty leech. Vote Labour cos I am worth it. Hunzy Bunzy!

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    Londoner says:

    UKIP didn’t stand in most of the wards in my borough.

    I am therefore suspending judgment on what these figures might indicate until we see how UKIP did in London in the actual Euro elections.

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    The BBC says:

    Brainwash! Bullshit these Hunts!

    Vote Labour!

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    what a gay dave says:

    Why anyone would not want to see liblabcon squirm and not voting ukip is beyond me.

    They may be racist and looney but its not as if things can get much more fucked up than they already are

    But just for the entertainment value alone would make it worth it

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    The Major Projects Authority says:

    Universal credit, the government’s recasting of the welfare benefits system, has had to be reorganised so fundamentally that the government watchdog responsible for grading its implementation has judged that it is now an entirely new project

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    The British media are cunts says:

    I wonder how many kids were r@ped at the BBC this week?

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    Alan Sugar - media personality and political advisor says:

    Remember: Give him a pay rise before you fire him.

    Hurts more that way.

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    Big Norm says:

    On PM the most sensible comments came from Simon Hughes, who is wisely keeping his head and viewing this as protest, not indicative of what will happen next year. He was also the only commentator to refer to the housing crisis, the elephant in the room that the Big Two choose to ignore

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    the wolfs lair beer garden says:

    I recall that the portly young man on the right once had a fine head of hair
    Like Cameron
    Hair today gone tommorow

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    Anonymous says:

    The Greens want to turn us all into organic fertiliser. And they have more councillors than Ukip.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    The postal vote system was perfectly fine until New Labour changed the rules, it was intended for Army/Navy/Airforce service personal serving overseas, ex-pats and elderly and infirm people unable to visit a polling booth in person, now we have a complete charade, get your act together Electoral Commission or just FO, and Dozy Dave ever thought of doing something about it yourself, it’s your votes that they are pinching (dumbfuck).

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    Labour Voting Thicko says:

    He still never explained why Labour are shite? I vote for him cos I am thick!

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    Silent Bоb says:
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    Bert says:

    Indeed, it was Sir Jock Strapp, FRIBA, an indirect descendant of Robert Burns and a bosom buddy of Gordon Brown. He is also a transvestite and a Max Bygraves fan, but in these enlightened times let’s not hold that again him, especially the Max Bygraves thing.

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    UKIP voter? says:

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    thostids says:

    Well, he looks like a barrage balloon. He’s getting the same slap-head. He’s just as full of self-important shit and, he thinks he’s doing a good job in London. It could be Soames who was responsible. Just a pair of fat tits, hanging around.

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    BBC says:

    Our dominance over these measly licence fee payers minds is over!

    Arse Bandits!

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    Sebastian Fox says:

    What a farce. Billions wasted on a project that was never fit for purpose from day one whilst the most needy suffer the consequences.

    It’s high time IDS was made to walk the plank

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    BBC U-kip hater & Labour arselicker says:


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    Russell Brand says:

    People should stop calling H@rry a likeable c*unt.

    He is not likeable.

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    meat and two veg says:

    Do they use turkey pretending it’s bacon?

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    Socialism is theft says:

    Funnily enough the people most likely to cast white, middle-aged men as second class citizens are white, middle-aged men.

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    A herring says:

    I wonder if I’ll be a kipper by this time next year.

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    Dickhead of Cock Green says:

    ,b>The Police Federation of England and Wales has elected a new chairman by the toss of a coin. The 30 members of the voting committee were split between Steve White, an Avon and Somerset Police inspector, and Will Riches, a constable with the Met.

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    BBC Hypnotist says:

    Vote Labour and become millionaires. Vote Labour and become millionaires. Vote Labour and become millionaires.Do what we say!. Vote Labour and become millionaires. Vote Labour and become millionaires. Vote Labour and become millionaires. Vote Labour and become millionaires. Vote Labour and become millionaires. Tories Are Evil. Vote Labour and become millionaires. Vote Labour and become millionaires. U-Kip Are Scum. Vote Labour and become millionaires. Vote Labour and become millionaires. Pay Your License Fee! Vote Labour and become millionaires. Vote Labour and become millionaires.

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    bergen says:

    Probably more functionally literate too.

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    Socialism is theft says:

    Who is pretending only Labour have a problem? The Limp-Dems are being virtually annihilated and Dave’s mob are looking like they will lose the next election if lots of ex-Labour voters, who voted Tory or Lib-Dem in 2010 (because Labour wrecked the economy), revert back to Labour. Only if they go to UKIP (instead of back to Labour) will save Dave’s bacon.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Yes I know, it’s why I will no longer patronise Subway.

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    thostids says:

    Who do you think gave them the idea? Well established principle of Taxation that the illicit character of income does not exclude it from schedule DII treatment. Prostitution and drug dealing are regular income and taxed accordingly. Although the State seems to also have a rather expropriatory approach under the Proceeds of Crime Act.

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    Socialism is theft says:

    Yes he said he was going to cut immigration and reform the EU and then he was going to grow magic money trees and give one to each family.

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    Conchita Fannywilly says:

    But a lot of financial supporters got a lot of result-free contracts.

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    Anonymous says:

    The Greens are Eco-Fascists

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    thostids says:

    Doing anything on Monday?

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    D’eutsche Postal Voting…

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    Socialism is theft says:

    To be fair prostitution is a growth industry.

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    Robert Mugabe says:

    I made everyone in Zimbabwe a millionaire.

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    Moley says:

    If you looked at the Breitbart clip on voting in Tower Hamlets, the explanation for all the crowds outside and inside the voting booths was that many of the voters could not read or understand English, could not understand the instructions about how to vote, and needed to be told where to put their mark on which piece of paper.

    Given that these enlightened people do not allow their wives to learn English, and prefer to keep their daughters as uneducated as possible, it does make voting a bit of a farce.

    What to do about it?

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    Socialism is theft says:

    It’s a bit rich Labour minions moaning that UKIP have only policy – exiting the EU. Even if true it is one more than Labour have.

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    sasson says:

    Very true.

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    Socialism is theft says:

    Voting UKIP is much more likely to let Cameron in than voting Tory in many constituencies. Especially in the midlands and north. We have seen that clearly today.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    The crucial parts of the first Tay Bridge were made of extremely defective cast iron full of large holes caused by bad casting. These were filled at the foundry with a stuff called ‘Beaumont’s Egg’, which if I remember rightly was made of wax, soot and iron filings, and whose sole purpose was to mask the defects. There’s probably a political analogy here, but I can’t be bothered to work it up.

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    Anonymous says:

    Keep hearing that UKIP cannot possible run the country because of lack of experience. I say that those in government with so called experience have brought the country to its knees- no houses,poor nhs,water now running short,halal meat,madrases for muslims, sharia rule, people smuggling,gang warfare,gun running,drug smuggling,grooming of young girls- the list is endless.Quite honestly, I don’t give a rub if UKIP makes mistakes when they take over the reins. They have had so much shite thrown at them that I will supprt them through thick and thin so long as they keep their promises on Euroope and immigratrion.

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    sasson says:

    yes just look at the house of commons

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    Socialism is theft says:

    Funny how he never admitted that the votes his party got at the last election were a protest vote.

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    Boys Buggery & Cocaine says:

    I wonder how many kilos of finest peruvian went up their hooters courtesy of the tax payer.

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    Socialism is theft says:

    Cameron and co are not running the country anyway. The EU is.

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    concrete pump says:

    ‘The most sensible comments came from Simon Hughes’.

    Hand me a podger bar and some 4mm steel cable…….there is a very large split down my sides.

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    thostids says:

    It was an inclusive election. Everybody won but UKIP. Apparently Cast Iron Crunt’s lot won far more local Authority seats than anyone ever, well he said that they still had more seats than anyone else. Is that the same as more chins than anyone.
    Apparently, it’s “too late” to replace The Subway Kid. He could evolve further in the next 12 months than he’s managed on the genetic path so far. He may be plankton, but he’s polish Jewish plankton to the Labour Party and that is sacrosanct.
    Think very carefully what they could get instead….a small goldfish in a plastic bag? 7 second memory span and lasts about 36 hours. Compared to Harpic, Balls et Ux, Chukkusaspear, Tristram. Phew!

  135. 135
    Now now says:

    Vote Labour and become a Zimbabwean millionaire or wait until they get voted back in by the braindead and you will soon become a British millionaire just like the ones in Zimbabwe, well exactly the same way.

  136. 136
    One idea says:

    Ban any more visas for Bangladeshi spouses.

  137. 137
    Ian Kunt Katz says:

    “What to do about it?”

    At the BBC we just keep on celebrating the enrichment.

  138. 138
    Now now says:

    Your repeating yourself, it’s at least one month since we last seen it.

  139. 139
    New Labour in a Nutshell says:

    “What a farce. Billions wasted on a project that was never fit for purpose from day one whilst the most needy suffer the consequences.”

  140. 140
    David Steel says:

    It would have been rivetting, no doubt

  141. 141
    Cilla says:

    Emily would make a very suitable partner for Fat Ari.

  142. 142
    Anonymous says:

    Yes we are numerate, we know that a annual deficit of £150 billion means that the average income taxpayer has to pay an additional £5,500 each year because Brown & Balls can’t do maths

  143. 143
    Politics 101 says:

    The Electoral Commission are Labour stooges. A less effective public body it is hard to find. Except maybe the Boundary Commisison.

  144. 144
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    That’s nothing, I bought a Trillion Dollar Zimbabwe banknote a while back for £2.50, they now go for about £12 on e-bay, hows that for irony?.

  145. 145
    BBC Hypnotist says:

    No! That is multi- millionairism Thickos!

  146. 146
    Berkley James Castle says:

    How about a red hot poker?

    Simon’s arse awaits.

  147. 147
    Lord Pantsdown of Nobrain-Subhuman says:

    And that’s why the country is doing very well. Let us admit, let us admit, let us admit, please, don’t interrupt me, let us admit, without the EU, and frankly, we all know this to be true, without the EU everyone in Britain would be dead. Or at least, very diminished.

    My name is Páddy Pantsdown and I used to be fit, in the SBS, and almost important.

    Stand aside; the day is still young and I still have some smirking to do.

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    okay i shall bite... says:

    a modern state of the art crematorium oven takes between 2 to 2 and a half hours to turn an average sized human body into ashes. so one of these ovens could process 10 bodies a day, 70 bodies a week, 3640 bodies a year.

    the first exterminations of people at @uschw1tz began in september 1941 and the camp was finally was liberated near the end of january 1945, thus we get a figure of 3 years 4 months in which people were murdered. wikipedia states 1.1 million people perished in the camp, 90% being th sort of people forced to wear that horrendous yellow star which is near enough 1 million.

    therefore this camp would have needed 83 ovens working 24/7 for a period of 3 years and 4 months.

    how many ovens did this camp have, according to wikipedia? 46. according to the pbs documentary “inside the naz1 state” they had a combined capability of 4400 corpses a day. which means 1 of these world war 2 ovens was about 9 times more capable than a modern day crematorium oven.

    the actual number of people who perished at this camp has fluctuated over the years. originally it was said to be 4 million, then after the polish revolution it dropped to the 1.5 million. however the official figure in the here and now is 1.1 million. it was always stated that 6 million j3ws were murdered but no official explanation has been made for the shortfall from 4 to 1.5 to 1.1 million.

    by far the most important figure concerning world war 2 is the total number of people who perished, the lowest estimate is around about 65 million, the highest 100 million. 1 day a year we remember those who gave their lives in service for their country. no days a year do we stop to remember the civilians who perished. as for those who perished in the camps well each year in many countries around the world there is h0l0caust memorial week… yeah a entire week every year.

    what was it voltaire said?

  149. 149
    CBA says:

    Silent Bob! Welcome back!

    Did you vote for UKIP or are you spinning for Labour?

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    Now now says:

    Camoron had four years to sort the postal voting and he couldn’t have cared less, well he’s the one suffering now , he and his fellow con troughers will lose the 2015 election because he has sat on his arse and has never touched anything to do with voting reform

  151. 151
    CBA says:

    Ah wait, that doesn’t work! OK! OK! don’t answer this if you are spinning for Labour.

  152. 152
    Bob Rusk says:

    There isn’t a housing crisis, there’s an immigration crisis, which thus, causes the housing crisis.

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    The LibLabCon PC mindset says:

    There is no place for racism in Britain today. Racism is always wrong.

    Unless you’re being racist against the white English scum. In which case, racism does indeed have its place, and is always right.

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    EU Parliament President Martin Schulz says:

    Time to study who is the author that Martin Schulz President of the EU Parliament most admires.

    Surprise, surprise, it’s Eric Hobsbawn, the noted commie philosopher who refused to accept that any apology was necessary for the Gulags

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    Mooz Watch says:

    8. London really is a different from the rest of the country electorally. It seems to be the only place in England impervious to Ukip’s charms ……

    This is ominous. The capital is fast becoming a mooz citadel. There will be no turning back, eg, expect Woolwich barracks to be expelled and a Mosk to replace it. Boris needs a constituency, fast.

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    Anonymous says:

    Have I missed something where the Tories had an overall gain in seats?

  158. 158
    He's been around a bit, you know. says:

    You might need several red hot pokers..

    “Simon Hughes walks into a bar and sits on a barstool..

    .. and sinks to the floor.”

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    Silent Bоb says:
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    White rabbit says:

    That John McTernan is a hep and happening guy. You can see the invigorating zest for politics bursting out of him. Like John Hurt in Alien.

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    lojolondon says:

    People who vote Liebour are those who want the right NOT to labour – the lazy, hand-out class. The Working class vote UKIP because they want a democracy, lower taxes and a fair shot at the benefits of living in the UK.

  162. 162
    CBA says:

    I am speechless!

    You have a good weekend! and if you want, you have the last word.

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    I K B says:


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    non taxable pikey says:

    Should have bought a thousand of them.

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    cured lefty says:

    Just watched livingstone compare milliband to Churchill jesus fuckin wept
    …but Arthur we can’t keep bombing the Germans they could be future allies..well ed what do suggest Britain s strategy should…well Arthur this cost of war crisis is really impacting the poor British public and I would suggest you row back on any retaliatory action that would offend our future allies..errmm so Ed is that policy to be launched before the V2s are launched ,while their being launched, or after they have slaughtered 2 to 3 hundred of our own people ……. right everyone lets break for lunch bacon sarnies anyone??

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Another country being enriched?

  167. 167
    Andy Burnham millionaire says:

    I made a killing in the NHS.

  168. 168
    skips4u. says:

    u kip
    u skips.

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    CBA says:

    I am speechless!

    You have a good weekend! and if you want, you have the last word.

  170. 170
    White rabbit says:

    Obvious loony. All towns have one.
    But you know that, so you’re a liar and arse.

  171. 171
    Number 10 Knobcheese says:

    I get it. I understand that people voted for UKIP because they wanted me to make more promises. And I promise that I certainly will deliver on that one.

  172. 172
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    So Miliband is a right wing conservative in hiding?, never knew that!, thanks Ken.

  173. 173
    Jim Halpern says:

    Guido has to keep Bunter around – he makes him look thin.

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    Voltaire says:

    To the living we owe respect, but to the dead we owe only the truth.

    Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.

    Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.

    Is there anyone so wise as to learn by the experience of others?

    The true triumph of reason is that it enables us to get along with those who do not possess it.

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    White rabbit says:

    Its fucking immigration you stupid tart. Got it ?
    Or if you prefer, population replacement.

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    LOL says:
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    Tony B.liar says:

    Yeah! Go 2 war! Kerrching!

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    BBCredo says:

    Bullshit Baffles Citizens

  179. 179
    Nigel says:

    Veni, vidi, vici.

    Good base. Now, let’s get at ‘em.

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    Anonymous says:

    It’s a funny chart because the Tories are more sceptic than AfD. AfD only want out the Euro.

  181. 181
    Viewer says:

    BBC and C4 creaming their jeans over relatively poor UKIP showing in London. Perhaps they want the whole Country to have the same demographic.

  182. 182
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Oh dear Friday nights sermon / repeat the mantras …

    Statistics my boy statistics and propagnada.

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    Nigel says:

    …….8. London really is a different from the rest of the country electorally. It seems to be the only place in England impervious to Ukip’s charms. Like Scotland. (Perhaps if Scotland goes independent we Londoners could join up with them, share the pound, and leave the rest of England with something Ukip-ish, like the groat?)……..Guardian

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    CBA says:

    I think Labour plan (in the loosest possible sense of the word) to ditch Balls, promise a referendum and to scrap HS2. There are a load more votes in calling a referendum than not calling one and by scrapping HS2 they get a bucket full of money to pay for a load of ‘nice’ give away polices without the Tories being able to claim they will have to raise taxes to ay for it all.

    Ditching Balls looks strong, it will disarm him (debatable) and he is the one who is advocating HS2 and no referendum n the EU.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Elm Guest House and Dolphin Square i believe – and that’s just for starters.

  186. 186
    The Sharria Stoning Grooming Cutting Party says:

    We all know how it is different. Coming up your way in the next ten years.

  187. 187
    JH326y345sd23432 says:


    Fucking stick it to them Silent Bob. Tell it like it is!

  188. 188
    Wrong colour says:

    What a pity the racial r@pe of thousands of white girls don’t illicit the same sort of condemnation from the self proclaimed anti-waycysts.

  189. 189
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    All Local Councils are already totally suborned to the EU via their monitoring officers. All Local Councils are already feeding off of the EU teat.

  190. 190
    Nigel The F.U.D says:


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    cured lefty says:

    Britain’s got talent auditions
    putin is the judge
    Hello I’m david Cameron and I think you should show restraint in your dealings with Ukraine …
    Fuck off david!
    Good mornig Vlad I’m
    ed milliband and I think…
    Fuck off ed!!
    Look vlad I’m nick “30 shags “glegg and …
    Fuck off nick!!!!
    hello vlad I’m nigel and you can fuck off!!!

  192. 192
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Alan – are you absolutely sure that you are not really a Marxist in disguise / a fellow traveller?

  193. 193
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    The Labour party – was founded and is still controlled (not that len realises it) by its founders stsinoiz – think – what does N.a ZI really stand for and here’s a clue it hides behind the lie that is the word socialism.

  194. 194
    Conchita Fannywilly says:

    So are we agreed that UKIP are now on target to secure one MP on the new parliament beginning May 2015?

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    Now now says:

    Of course I hope you will pay your travel tax between Scotland and London and back, we thought an overflight charge should be £10,000 per person, goods £5000 per 20kilos, we do charge a cheaper price via the sea route and in our 70 mile limit of £9000 per person and £3000 per 2kilos of goods, of course if you buy your goods from a New England less London and Scotland company then it will be despatched to London or Scotland for free, enjoy your overflight.

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Word has it that all Tory and Labour MP’s (leaving aside the toast party) are gathering at their town halls tomorrow to rally their lesser minions in local government – to plan new strategies [To seek new front.tiers and to boldly go] – because they have been battered [Big Fried Fish] and cannot take any more of these pesky members of the public who are standing up against their decades upon decades of B/Sting.

  197. 197
    Stupid Old Bag says:

    She is fucking senile! Poor cow.

  198. 198
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Member of the Faculty of Advocates Scotland – a bunch of lying, despicable, duplicitous, low-life, toe-rag drivel espousing lawyers.

  199. 199
    The Sharria Stoning Grooming Cutting Party says:

    And we even get to keep our houses despite having buy to lets and you give legal aid half million.

    Infidels, stupid.

  200. 200
    Anonymous says:

    Where’s Harry’s neck?

  201. 201
    The Sharria Stoning Grooming Cutting Party says:

    Can you enlighten the hate for the legal brethren that you possess.

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    actually i was alluding to this... says:

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Well I guess the BBC will have the champers on ice still

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    Alexandre Swann, Trainee Psychologist. Libertarian pacifist. ? that one ? Dr ? MP ?

    youngsters, who might vote for pretty airhead, can’t be arsed to vote… grumpy old fuckers, like Helmer, do vote.

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    Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind says:


    The 2 Eds are doing brilliantly.

    Heh! Heh! Heh!

  206. 206
    Tachybaptus says:

    Just went through Connaught Square, past Tony Bleagh’s house, extending index and little finger in the apotropaic gesture that got me stopped and searched last time, but today I was on my bike and sped away.

    A Bentley was parked outside, and its number was H4NGU. One can only dream.

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    non taxable pikey says:

    Billions of barrels of oil under southern England so who needs the Jockanese?

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    A concerned reader says:

    Please don’t.

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    the black dog says:

    do you think the second coming would be introduced to the world by the pope or some other organized religious figurehead? course not. you mongs can figure out the rest. 2000 years ago they fucked me over. now that myself is back it is their turn. the star of bethlehem is within me. it was awakened in april 2004 on the night of the new moon.

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    A concerned reader says:

    But they make exceedingly good whisky.

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    NewsShite Presenter~Shemale Noko says:

    And on NewsShite t’nite. We analyse how Farage failed to make an impression in the local and European elections. We explain exactly what went wrong for U-kip. Plus, Ed is leading his Party towards a landslide victory in the forthcoming General Election but how will U-kip deal with this reality? Finally are hairy toes a sign of feminity?.Our bearded Marxist feminist explains all on t’nites NewsShite.

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    Nigel Farage says:

    Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah

  213. 213
    Rupe says:

    “I’ve been humbled”.

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    jgm2 says:

    We don’t do pacts and deals?

    Has he informed Nick Clegg?

  215. 215
    Humbled Rupe says:

    Yes. At least one. But also on target I would still say to prevent the Tory Party remaining in government. Most likely result is a Lab-Lib Dem coalition I would say.

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    Good job says:

    UKIP take a seat in Carrickfergus..their second of the day in Northern Ireland

  217. 217
    NewsShite Presenter~Shemale Noko says:

    Nigel’s response shows he is a babbling wreck and can’t deal with defeat.

  218. 218
    Anonymous says:

    As a recent escapee of. Downham, your comment on Bromley is 100% correct? I would say less than ten years.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    And Newsnight will be covering the mass r@pe of children on BBC property….. Or perhaps not.

    Any senior Tories from the Fachur era we can fit up instead?

  220. 220
    White rabbit says:

    My guess ex-English defence League now UKIP convert who’s also a monk on Lundy Island – retired. Now keeps bees. At the end of the phone, for emergencies.

  221. 221
    Anonymous says:

    This is how London is already!

  222. 222
    saint peter says:

    howling at 2

  223. 223
    Happy Birthday, Ming says:

    One candle for each Lib Dem vote.

  224. 224
    NewsShite Presenter~Shemale Noko says:

    Farage is a kid r@pist?

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    Older white working class men have older white working class wives!
    Labour is now the party of the ignorant chav bone idle under class bred specially as voting fodder.

  226. 226
    Tron says:

    Ha Ha.

  227. 227
    Anonymous says:

    Ha ah ah ah you gotta be a Tory MP? your party is as f u c k e d as Labour.

  228. 228
    Samuel Johnson says:

    Go home Yankee! We use the spelling: criticise.

  229. 229
    Waiting 4 Sunday night says:

    Civil servants carry more weight running the country than politicians who are, thankfully, transient beings

  230. 230
    Anonymous says:

    Is that actually a word?

  231. 231
    Isaiah says:

    Too J*wish for you? The only good one is a dead one?

  232. 232
    Waiter says:

    More ‘umble pie M’Lurd?

  233. 233
    Morley Monitor says:

    It was a car crash. Didn’y wait to see the damage.

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    Silent Bob says:
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    jgm2 says:

    So does everybody else.

    It’s just marketing.

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    All fingers and thumbs says:

    I voted UKEEP – Oh Bugger

  237. 237
    Alan Sugar - media personality and political advisor says:

    With you? Tatty?

  238. 238
    Pleasure steamer says:

    Max Bygraves? The one who had the house on Sandbanks, Poole with the shiny green tiles? That is beyond the pale.

  239. 239
    Simon Bowell's Talent Show says:

    A winner and so is Feraga.

  240. 240
    Labour is the enemy of the working classes says:

    …and get torn to shreds in the press

    Helmer is a walking gaffe-prone punchbag – how’s he going to compete against that Tory pretty boy in Newark? Ain’t gonna happen.

  241. 241
    Rudyard Kipling says:

    The Creature Who Came Out Of The Sea.

  242. 242
    Jeremy says:

    I was going to vote yesterday but couldn’t pick who to vote for. Wish I could have remembered that catchy little rhyme from Top Gear.

  243. 243
    Ed's Got No Talent. says:

    I wish I could fly right up to sky but I can’t.

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    Waiting 4 Sunday night says:

    Sun columnist Katie Hopkins labels Swindon ‘ugly place no-one cares about’

    The town is twinned with Walt Disney World so it can’t be too bad but perhaps Miliband isn’t too enamoured.

  245. 245
    Nikolaus Pevsner says:

    Charles Rennie Mackintosh building.

    This is a disaster.

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    Labour is the enemy of the working classes says:

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    Good job says:

    Bushmills is better

  249. 249
    Labour is the enemy of the working classes says:

    “We have to touch people.”

    Well that will go down well at the Lib Dem party conference.

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    Labour is the enemy of the working classes says:

    Having immigrants here is making him racist.

    If they weren’t here, then he wouldn’t be.

    Simples :-)

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    Hollywood at its best says:

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    Labour is the enemy of the working classes says:

    Look through the list of all MPs – which of them would you hire for any job in your company or organisation?


    Even randomly selected baboons would be better than most MPs.

  253. 253
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Final quick analysis of the locals.

    UKIP – couldn’t have been much better
    Tory – could have been worse
    Labour – couldn’t have been much worse
    Liberal – couldn’t be any worse

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    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    All in the legal trade irrespective of whatever religious tribe they hide behind for convenience reasons are the evils that control this injudicial tyranny above anyone else.

  255. 255
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    As i stated earlier – it’s “RUMBLED” Rupe.

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    nell says:

    That labour chap’s a bit half-hearted isn’t he?!!

    Presumably like Dan Hodges he doesn’t believe labour can win in 2015!

    And then that labour chap said UKIP won their significant victory because of the “white male vote” What ???!!! What about us women??!!

    Oh! Of course – according to labour, women don’t matter!!

  257. 257
    Lenny Henry says:

    Tell me

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    jgm2 says:

    Bushmills is fucking awful – no better than the Scottish brush cleaning fluid they call ‘whisky’ – unless you get the expensive stuff.

    Jameson is the real deal.

  259. 259
    nell says:

    Plus a million!!!

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    what a gay dave says:

    Guy on five live just said ukip voters tend to be uneducated, white and old

    Isnt that racist and ageist?

  261. 261
    Nick Clogg says:

    Glad that’s over with,the newspapers will be focusing on something else now.

  262. 262
    nell says:

    So the line tonight being taken by lib lab con is that ukip are a flash in the pan that will have extinguished by 2015.

    Hmmm . I wonder ?!!!!

  263. 263
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Would that be Leon Brittain and a few of his friends?

  264. 264
    UKIP Fox says:

    I’m dead. Gone. Finished.

  265. 265
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Just bought and owned then Alan.

  266. 266
    Now now says:

    Only people who vote for UKIP is racist.

  267. 267
    compare the smear-katz says:

    And inaccurate

  268. 268
    The Legacy Parties says:

    That’s the spirit – more lies, more smears – it’s worked wonderfully so far.

  269. 269
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


  270. 270
    yalta atlay says:

    disagreement is between ya and yar
    one is man and the other monkey

    for sure our crops have been phrenomised.

  271. 271
    Mrs. Ball-Scooper, TRIPLE FLIPPER says:

  272. 272
    Anonymous says:

    Boris is pro immigration.
    Norris has repeatedly called for an illegal immigrant passport amnesty.

    Therefore he is pro Mussie.

    Boris is the problem, he is far from the solution.

  273. 273
    Please don't moderate this message, it took me a long time to write. says:

  274. 274
    LOL says:
  275. 275
    Anonymous says:
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    Ian Katz Newsnight says:

    And we won’t be inviting anyone from UKIP into
    the studio this evening to discuss the huge shake-up
    in politics.
    We will however be interviewing the beardy bloke/tranny
    who won the Eurovision song contest.

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    Anonymous says:

    Alexandra Swann ? The former Tory airhead who studied human rights law? What useful member of society studies that fucking shite unless they have no intention of getting a proper fucking job that isn’t sucking from the nation’s teat ? Also the one who a week or two before these election was whining about no longer being able to support UKIP because of their immigration policy ! That Alexandra Swann? When the main attraction of UKIP is that people believe that they’ll do what they say on the tin then the dumb arsed bimbo should have read the fucking tin !

    UKIP need a Night of the Long Knives for these carpet bagging fifth columnists – they’re a cancer that need cutting out. Give me Helmer any day of the week over the think tank type wankers that swarm politics at the moment .

  278. 278
    Anonymous says:

  279. 279
    Handypara says:

    Oh, FFS! Mair looking remarkably like Brillo, interviewing that man/woman from Eurovision.

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    Not me at all says:

    Searched for apotropaic gesture when you were merely attempting to ward off evil spirits.


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    UKIP Fox :-D

  282. 282
    Not me at all says:

    Almost joined the like comment thingy for this but don’t want to be data-mined. Respect and big like!

  283. 283
    Bob Rusk says:

    One assumes that the reason Cameron has done nothing about postal voting is because his own party benefits from it. That’s all I can think. Either that or he’s thick as shit.

  284. 284
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Polanski – a soab.

  285. 285
    BBC Twitter Feed says:

    Great rejoicing in Minaret Hamlets as the count descends into chaos. Yes, Londonistan is better than, oops different than, the rest of England.

    Reminder, house style: riot = natural exuberance.

  286. 286
    Alice says:

    Fucking ignorant bigoted little Englander bastards – too ignorant to realise that they have more in common with most of Scotland’s 5 million than they have with most of London’s 8 million.

    Great shame for the world renowned Charles Rennie Mackintosh building.

  287. 287
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    There are plenty of chicken shit – turkeys who would vote for Christmas around here if the y were ‘conditioned to’ – get in that oven you turkey.

  288. 288
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Up yours Ming you bent legal creep.

  289. 289
    Ed 'drive-off' Balls says:

    These smelly working class people with their tattoos and curry for breakfast and fat pierced bellies and stupid coloured hair. And their oversized dogs and dumpy , nit haired children and their crappy, tiny houses with a telly the size of the garage and cheap water feature from Homebase and special offer lidl lager and 3 for 2 multi-packs of Walkers and slippers instead of shoes, and primark foul clothing, horrible, cheap cars and holidays in ghastly places like Benidorm and Ibiza .. Well, we in the metropolitan primrose hill, Labour, champagne socialist party really didn’t want them.
    They stink for one thing. And they are ignorant, bigoted , racist benefits types for another.
    Always bloody moaning about how the council didn’t come round to take the plug out of the bath for them. Or the toilets blocked so they need a new and bigger house. The wobbly armed ingrates.

    So we didn’t really want the homophobic layabouts.

    But we didn’t want UKIP to get them !

  290. 290
    James O'Bottom says:

    I’ts patently obvious that the capital city must be anywhere other than The Smoke now. it’s now a European city-state. We in the rest of England must break-away move the capital to Yorkshire where else!? London’s bloody rubbish! I’m fascinated to see how well Ukip are doing in Ulster.

  291. 291
    'Rinsed' Dave Cooper says:

    Great day for the English, thank Christ and a long time coming.

    We deserve this and have waited and put up with all sorts of left-wing shite for years.

    English, Catholic, Gypo and proud.

  292. 292
    Dan 'warden' Hodges says:

    Oi! UKIP!

    Put that Delight out! Napoleon!
    Gather your Dad’s army of the Homeowner Guard and PUT THAT DELIGHT OUT !!

  293. 293
    Daily Malevolent says:

    Mail does its best to shore up Cameron but fails completely.

    The fact remains that UKIP take votes disproportionately from the Tories. When we get to the general election that becomes a crucial factor given the nature of our first past the post system.

    But the politics is just the surface phenomena for all these big tectonic plate movements brought about by the “heat” of mass immigration. We see now that London is a kind of new demographic island within the UK where UKIP can never succeed. Meanwhile, the despair and discontent in other parts of the country seems to be getting worse.

    The fact is that however much the pro-mass immigration parties (Lib/Lab/Con) bluster, they are simply riding the tiger. Mass immigration has changed everything in this country, and because it is continuing at something like 500,000 per annum (which through population growth translates into one million per annum within 10 years), there will be absolutely no prospect of the political elite being able to get a grip on the consequences. When Cameron, Miliband and Clegg say “We are going to do X, Y, Z” be assured they have absolutely no idea how they can achieve that since they are on a runaway train, hurtling down the track and gathering speed.

    Sadly, I think we’ve passed the point of no return and can only pray to the gods that things don’t turn out too badly.

  294. 294
    BBC red bottom says:

    Any smear stories about UKIP vote-rigging?

    UKIP hide Labour candidtaes clipboard?
    UKIP stop old, green, hippy from entering polling station in Bexhill-on sea..UKIP entire vote must be invalidated..something like that?

    If yo witnessed anything like that or even if you didn’t, why not send us your stories at the BBC red Bottom website.

  295. 295
    Phillip Morris says:

    ‘ Ubi concordia, ibi victoria ‘

  296. 296
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Jamesons has always been good, especially when knocking the fuck out of a toothache. Tullamore Dew is a good sipper.

  297. 297
    Anonymous says:

    between 65-100 million people perished during workd war 2. with the exception of the evil cnuts who propagated it all those who died deserve to be remembered equally. i would wager if we were arguing the toss about whether it was 65 million or 100 million or whatever figure in between no one would give a shit. but when it comes to the number of j3w5 who died anyone questioning it tends to get labeled as all sorts of unpleasant things. that along further fuels the notion that there is something inaccurate about this particular ww2 subject.

    i care not not if someone is that way inclined or any other way inclined in terms of religious faith or pretty much anything else for that matter. what i resent is not being able to broach certain topics without some sort of near automated hive mind like thought control kicking in. please re-read my original post and consider what exactly was wrong with it in terms of what exactly?

    so let us have some moments of reflection on everyone who died, soldiers and civilians- regardless of how their end came to pass and consider are we honouring their memory, their sacrifice, by allowing ourselves to have our freedom of thought and speech controlled and moderated. all our shit stinks and that includes j3w5.

  298. 298
    Let's Work Together says:

    You’ve summed up some nice identity problems there.

    English derives from the Germanic tribes. It has nothing to do with people of Welsh or Irish background who live in England.

    “Gypos” are essentially Indian people who migrated across Europe.

    Catholicism was the mortal enemy of England’s political culture for several centures, seeking to destroy our democracy (hence “Guido Fawkes” – the well known terrorist).

    Really identity politics is always bad news.

    What we need is a citizen based democracy with basic rules about what it means to be a citizen e.g. it doesn’t mean trying to supplant our democracy with Sharia law, or any other form of totalitarian doctrine and it does mean being competent in spoken English so you can communicate with your fellow citizens.

    As long as you observe these basic rules, it doesn’t matter whether you are English, Gypo, Hottentot or Inuit in your ethnic identity.

  299. 299
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

  300. 300
    Hugh Manatee says:

    Guido, you need to get rid of the Salad Dodger. He is dragging your brand down.

  301. 301
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Who said anything about racial? I’m talking about culture, try again dickspalsh.

  302. 302
    Hugh Manatee says:

    True, but do not panic. Mackintosh did not build the thing himself, he designed it. The building can be rebuilt exactly as it was before.

  303. 303
    Anonymous says:

    Probably where all the postal votes were filled in…

  304. 304
    Cameron=Camera On says:

    Hammersmith and Fulham was the Cameron brand.

    The fact it has fallen to Labour is a huge pyschological blow to Cameron and the “master strategist” George Osborne.

    You have to live in London to understand just how important this is, since Metros like Cameron and Osborne see everything through the London lens.
    They live in London and their second homes are really London outposts.

    They have no real connection to the rest of the country.

  305. 305
    Another Engineer says:

    I didn’t say it wasn’t a great shame – but that it would have been less of a cultural loss to lose most of the rest of Glasgow.

    I’ve actually got some GSofA pieces from the early 30s (metal bashing, in the style of one of the CRM clocks), and very good they are too.

    I hope they restore it, but also that they don’t allow any highly flammable installations into a building with so much wood next time.

  306. 306
    Another Engineer says:

    Perhaps they could get the students to learn some craft whilst they do it…

    The building may be replaceable, and all the fittings (I doubt there is a better documented building anywhere), but the archives are not replaceable.

  307. 307
    Leslie Terry Phillips-Thomas says:

    Labour launches new ‘Ed Miliband’ potatoes.

  308. 308
    Overton says:

    I cant understand: Why do the media, luvvies etc. STILL keep fawning over that revolting nonce?

  309. 309
    South Yorkshire Calling says:

    York would seem an obvious choice.

  310. 310
    Ban Sharia says:

    Excellent analysis by Pat Condell.

    The only thing I would say is that we are not that far behind in the UK.

    We all know we take a risk – be it tiny or great – when we criticise Islam. Whereas if this was truly a democracy founded in law we should feel completely safe in opposing the Islamic form of totalitarianism.

    We are all made to feel that it is US who are somehow abberant, rather than those who follow the Islamic ideology of second citizenship for Kaf firs, death for polytheists, child marriage, se xslavery for non-Muslims, execution of homose
    xuals etc etc is all quite normal! It is a looking glass world for sure.

  311. 311
    Let's Work Together says:

    And where exactly in my post did I use the word “racial” teewat?

    I referenced identity politics. I am saying that identity politics just results in a mass of conflict points.

    We should have a culture of basic standards that all citizens should follow plus
    ensuring that all citizens can speak English competently.

  312. 312
    Sleazeball says:

    Ooh I say – ding dong!

  313. 313
    Alice says:

    “They will have to police us on 32 kinds of crimes – two of which are particularly worrying, one is called racism, another is called xenophobia. … Someone from the British government told us that those who object to uncontrolled immigration from the Third World will be regarded as racist and those who oppose further European integration will be regarded as xenophobes….”

  314. 314
    Alice says:

    I like this.

  315. 315

    Yes, who would have imagined a party of neanderthal bigots would get traction in Ulster.

  316. 316
    the hunch of venus son says:

    sharon tate had a uncredited role in rosemary’s baby (played a girl at party).

    the first name of the leader of the coven in the movie uses the alias roman!

    when rosemary (played by mia farrow) first sees her child she exclaims “what have you done to him? what have you done to his eyes, you maniacs!”. cue 1 picture of the many pictures showing the intensity of charles manson’s eyes… aka man son.

    near the very end rosemary says “oh god!” to which roman replies “god is dead! satan lives!” swiftly followed by “the year is one”.

    the film was released on the 12th of june 1968 which was the day after a full moon. 403 days (1 year 1 month and 8 days) later on the 20th of june 1969 (6 days after a new moon) apollo 11 landed on the moon. apollo 1 (year) 1 (month)…

    … 8 days…
    flip a 8 on its side and you get a lemniscate – the mathematical symbol used to represent the concept of infinity. the etymology of this symbol in ancient greek terms begets from the last letter of the greek alphabet, omega. what exactly was, has or is flipped though? magnetic pole shift or polanski shift (stream of consciousness gubbins going on).

    mia farrow’s character rosemary had the surname woodhouse. just over 11 years after the film was first released she started dating woody allen. mia’s actual name is maría de lourdes villiers. maria in another form is mary.

    on the 11th of february 1858 on the outskirts of the village of lourdes a young girl claimed to have witnessed a series of apparitions of a girl wearing a white dress with a blue belt tied around her waist who said to her she was the immaculate conception. in the last scene of the movie rosemary is wearing a white and blue night dress. the area where the apparitions appeared was used by the locals for pasturing animals and collecting wood for their hearths. mia’s real name fully translated is mary of the village of lourdes. the immaculate conception was another name for the virgin mary.

    but back to the beginning- sharon tate. she was murdered on the 9th of august 1969 (august being the 8th month) 423 days aka 1 (year) 1 (month) and 28 (days) after rosemary’s baby was first released and 20 days after apollo 11 landed on the moon.

    on the night of her murder roman polanski (her husband and case it needs to be mentioned the man who directed “rosemary’s baby”) we’re told was in london, but then again we are told lots of “facts” that might not quite be the truth. tate was 8 months pregnant at the time. she died exactly 26 (years) 6 (months) and 16 (days) after she was born- 9694 days to be precise. pole shift the 2 9’s and drop the 4 and you get 666. similarly drop the 2 from the years and the 1 from the days and you get 666 again. she was born the day after a full moon.

    i shall leave you with the movie’s closing song, “sung” (well laaa’d) by mia farrow

    sweet dreams \m/

  317. 317
    Tachybaptus says:

    Dear Jimmy, in that sneer you’ve got the triple, by being speciesist, religiously discriminatory AND raϲist. Congratulations.

  318. 318
    albacore says:

    This late, why should Parliament be dismayed
    By any of the gains that UKIP made?
    Despite the wailing and crocodile tears
    Do you reckon that they have any fears
    That the real earthquake that they set off first
    Underneath the British will be reversed?
    Their treachery’s beyond condemnation
    For their connivance at immigration

  319. 319
    Kevin Maguire says:

    What quake?

  320. 320
    albacore says:

    Surely it can’t be that Tory Bear
    Has wandered off from grooming his hair
    And made that bad word “1mm1gration”
    On here subject to moderation

  321. 321

    This raises the question where did the sudden liking for postal voting come from, when Blair’s gang introduced it ,was it a Euro diktat like gay ‘marriage’ , it just came from nowhere ,that would explain why Cameron just ignores it !

  322. 322

    All that did not come about through mistakes, but through deliberate and calculated malfeasance.

  323. 323
    Jacob Bronowski says:

    This post was about science.

    And human fallibility.

    And the corruption of power.

    Read it again!

    The post stood as a metaphor for Thursday’s vote.

    People realising that those who lead us are not gods.

    And showing the door to those of all the three traditional parties who have abused the system.

    Yet the message is clearly lost on some here. Intelligent people who ought to know better.

    They fasten on the least important aspect and magnify it beyond the undeniably main issues presented here. Any of us. All of us.

    One day, Thursday’s vote will be denied by people, as if it didn’t happen.

    And it will be forgotten that the people said no.

    If that does happen, then we might as well have never bothered posting here. Any of us. All of us.

    In such ways is the human mind diverted and perverted.

    But hey! I am dead now. One day you will be too.

  324. 324
    Jacob Bronowski says:

    And the cynically held knowledge that many people will either continue to live in blissful ignorance of it or will have forgotten it.

    It is hard to decide which of these human conditions is worse: those who hold the knowledge and apply it with evil intent or either of the two groups who fail to heed it.

    Jesus wept!

  325. 325
    Longinus says:

    “Now we’re in an era of 4 party politics”.

    Bollox, it’s still 3 as LimpDumbs are history

  326. 326

    If Germany were to quit the Euro the whole stinking mess would very quickly implode, no more ‘bale outs’ !!

  327. 327
    Evening Londonistandard says:

    Boris isn’t pro mussie enough. Galloway, grew a beard, had three Muslim wives, praised Saddam Hussein and they’ve still kicked out Respect in Bradfordistanis.

  328. 328
    VonClegg says:

    We are the Party of come backs, this recent deferment of the Big win will only strenghten our resolve.

    PS Cheap membership discounts buy 10 get 1 free.

  329. 329
    Dee White (Queen-DWP) Celeb says:


  330. 330
    M says:

    Perhaps labour should offer white middle aged men tanning coupons at the local solarium

    Labour could call the policy
    “The final solution “

  331. 331
    barrowboy says:

    Another middle England Lord Protector is needed to sort out the divine righters up in the smoke.

  332. 332

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  333. 333
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Are these ‘monitoring officers’ immune from a length of piano wire and a sturdy lamppost?

  334. 334
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Help! Anyone know the offending word here (wait until it comes out from moderation)

  335. 335
    Fred the pensioner says:

    especially the monitoring officers?

  336. 336
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Is that why it is called Red bridge?

  337. 337
    Dr. Proctologist (Scratch and Sniff)-Talking Arse All Of The Time says:

    We represent what all Tory voters want, and that’s…err….err….?

  338. 338
    Fred the pensioner says:

    Ah! I know! Try again

    Fred the pensioner says:
    Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    May 24, 2014 at 10:45 am

    Are these ‘monitoring officers’ immune from a length of piano wire and a st(*)rdy lamppost?

  339. 339
    Fred the pensioner says:

    B I N G O !! :-)

  340. 340
    Dr. Proctologist (Scratch and Sniff)-Talking Arse All Of The Time says:

    Not from where I’m from! We’ve got at least 3 people capable of doing that. Guess where?

    PS. A little hint, he’s a ‘Parachuted-in’ Labour Troll on TW trying not to burst out of his shirt most of the time.. ;)

  341. 341
    Bob cuntface Crow says:

    Fuck off whoare,bring on the fracking.

  342. 342
    Dr. Proctologist (Scratch and Sniff)-Talking Arse All Of The Time says:

    When you’re in my Surgery, I find it hard to differentiate whether you’re doing a hand-stand or not.

  343. 343
    Anonymous says:

    Didnt ukips share of the vote fall from 23 to 17 percent?

    Why is that being reported as such an earthquake?

  344. 344
    Jack Ketch says:

    Piece by Gilligan in the DT regarding the “Tower Hamlets First” Party, or “Bengalis First party”.

  345. 345
    UN Special Advisor-being special and advising on such says:

    Cultural Genocide shouldn’t come into this. As we saw in the Balkans, the Creeping Doom of Cultural Change never has/or had any derogatory effects on the Local Populace being displaced. Most actually like it. In fact 100% of Native American Indians and Aboriginal’s can certify this. They even threw when it was finished. BTW, when I’m ‘out and about’, I’m amazed by the Multicultural mix I find in North Africa, the Middle East, the ‘P’ Country, India, China, as well as the rest of East Asia. I’m really amazed and humbled..Aren’t we all just a Multicultural world!…

  346. 346
    I've just made your Lunch says:

    Roll-up! Roll-up! UKIP haven’t Won in places where they didn’t field a candidate! Shock defeat that it nearly as bad as the Libdems!…..

  347. 347
    Non-Halal Butcher who just cannot cut it... says:

    We all have to live somewhere, here looks good. It’s Green and they’ll bend-over quicker than a woman in hot pants at a Yoga Class..

  348. 348
    Alex Salmon-tiping with me splel chekker off says:

    Once we’re rid of you lot, we’ll be just like Norway! (except fully in the EU and with the Euro and stuff).

  349. 349
    Game Of Thrones Set Manager says:

    Do you guys even get to vote?! I thought most of you lot were ust milling-around looking for something to do!

  350. 350
    Dahli LLambasted says:

    Unlike Monsieur Farage, I, David Cameron, like to give shit talks about the Economy where workers are told to SFTU and sit still by their boss. I also like to do this sort of thing with soldiers when they’re on Tour, but they have to disarm every fucker and their dog within a 2 mile radius. (it could be because I earn in 2 weeks what they’d earn in 6 months) but hey. No-one lives forever! (especially them gullible fuckers!)…Now, where were we?…

  351. 351
    Just being ME-I say what I like and like what I say says:

    Fuck off, you can keep your shite out of York. It’s a nice place and doesn’t need 650+ wankers+staff+hanger’s-on going there. BTW. London you can keep Vince, he’s a douche who I’ve removed Yorkshireman status from ’till he’s stop talking bollocks. Good day.

  352. 352
    THEY-KIP, WE-KIPPED, YOU-KIPPED, We KIPPED it out of the ball park says:

    We don’t need to cheat, we’ve got a Donk.

  353. 353
    Anonymous says:

    Yes . The first past the post structure of British politics was designed to keep out the Left and the same rule will aply to the right as well.

    The Conservatives total vote at General Elections is declining election by election historically and as it is a party that has had to attach every rag tag and bobtail to the cause over the years ( and done it very successfully I might add ) in order to prevent any move towards a more Egalitarian ( read namby pamby liberal ) society it pays a price for that acceptance.

    The year in the run up to the General Election is going to have the Westminster media types wetting themselves with stoires and angst.

    First: Interest rates will rise soone r than later.

    Two: Clegg will be the first to go.

    Three: Cameron will be told not to be a fake namby pamby liberal.

    Four: Osborne will try his luck.

    Five : Ed Moribund ( sorry Milliband ) will be either told to grow a spine or The Blairites will write the real longest suicide note in history – that is to agree to carrying out the biggest tranche of austerity within the context of rising interest rates that post war Britain has ever experienced.

    Six: Nigel Farage will finally be admitted to the Hunting set and don the Red coat that as a former Stockbroker and popular politician he always felt he was entitled to. HOO Balloo!!!!!!!!

    Watch this space.

  354. 354
    A labourer who got paid 7ponnd an hour in 2002,now get 6.31 thanks to UU scum who live on site in ca says:

    like one billion,from a labourer who used to get 7 pound an hour in 2002 and now get 6 31p an hour thanks to EU scum who live rent free in a caravan on site and eat nothing but Tesco value peaches washed down all day with vodka,but its their culture innit.

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