May 23rd, 2014

WATCH: Farage Victory Lap

Nigel Farage is in Thurrock, where UKIP won the popular vote with 39% and Labour lost control of the council. Their number 2 target seat for 2015…


239 Comments

  1. 1
    Fat slug Dave (where's my brown trousers)? says:

    I’m saving my victory lap until Sunday evening.

    Follow me chaps!

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    • 10
      ask Harriet says:

      Labour have lost the plot.

      They now seek to attract trendy young green things and decry working class man.

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        Socialism is theft says:

        It is becoming increasingly clear that, but for people voting UKIP, Labour would have done much, much better in the polls. But for UKIP many disillusioned voters would have voted for Labour as a protest vote.

        Therefore the idea that a vote for UKIP will let Miliband in is completely wrong. In fact a vote for UKIP is probably the only thing that will STOP Miliband getting in at the GE next year.

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          jumpthrohoops says:

          whoops big fat controllers taken down the Mimi link

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          • journomummmi says:

            In an unprecedented and unpredictable election outcome, immigrants vote for immigration:

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    • 22
      This is how it is says:

      People vote UKIP to vote for themselves.

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      • 30
        Anonymouser says:

        No, they vote UKIP because they can’t think for themselves.

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        • 40
          :) says:

          LOL. Only a darling Labour luvvie would think that. but you are good for a larf.

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        • 41
          Evelyn Sackrider says:

          May all your children have small penises……. and that includes the girls!

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        • 42
          Rip van Wrinkle says:

          Baaaaaaaa….baaaaaaaaaaaa….baaaaaaaaaaaaa

          And I voted Labour!!

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        • 53
          String Vest says:

          You are so wrong. But carry on, the three main parties still do not know why there has been this movement away from their core vote and they cannot address the issues that UKIP are trying to.
          It is not about immigration alone, it is not about the £22BN subsidy to europe alone, it is not about closing borders or pulling up the moat.
          It is all about being governed by europe, we want our country back.

          PS – small hint: its in the name UKIP.

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          • Londoner says:

            Never correct your opponents when they are making a mistake. Let them go on not getting it. It will make it easier to get rid of them.

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          • Anonymous says:

            You want your country back?

            This afternoon I’m going to MacDonalds then I’ll have a Coffee at Starbucks then perhaps KFC for supper. Then I’ll sit down at the computer
            ordering a book via Google through Amazon. Probably whilst being watched by the NSA.

            If you want your country back ( and a sizeable proportion of the City of London ) best ask the Yanks. With a pretty please of course otherwise you may find a local branch of NATO planted on your lawn by Sunday morning. Putin did.

            You are all iving in the past.

            Wer’e only making plans for Nigel (XTC)

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        • 72
          táxpáyér says:

          Oops there goes another rubber tree plant.

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        • 94

          Actually, dear child, they’re voting UKIP because they’v started voting for themselves.

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          • Idiot. Actually, trendy green thing, they’re voting UKIP because they’ve started thinking for themselves.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Thanksgivings grumpyoldmank and I will say that it would be no problem for myself and lady wife to live next door to Mr Farage.

            I am not ashamed to say that some of my best friends are white Englishmen with no sense of identity or any idea of what or where the blessed world is going and worse no idea of how to solve it. Trust in God or do as I do, bribe your way out of the problem.

            Mr Anisgoglou.

            Bucharest.

            p.s . If Nigel will do a deal I have very nice concrete apartment for sale.

            Very cheap and no Gipsys within 20 kms of the place.

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        • 196
          The Growler says:

          Why do they vote Conners, that is what would like to know, they like labore are or do not seem interested in the the lower orders and their problems caused by their actions

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        • 217
          Me again says:

          Democracy is a bugger when voters don’t agree with you.

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          • Bob-Your Local Friendly EU Borg says:

            “We are the EU. Lower your Borders and surrender your Parliament. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.”

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      • 221
        broderick crawford says:

        Er …hello ?

        I thought that was the readon everybody voted ( for themselves)

        after all i ‘ m not going out to votd to please my neighbour or my sainted aunt am I ? Are you ?

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        • 222
          Er ... twat says:

          All the little lefties in the BBC like to think they are Saints because they vote Labour, as they are so caring.

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      • 225
        (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

        Well done Nige and thank you!

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    • 57
      rimmmer says:

      GO ON NIGEL

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    • 67
      táxpáyér says:

      David Cameron, Nick Clegg, Ed Milliband, your boys took a beating.

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      • 199
        The Growler says:

        Are you sure they were boys some of them seem have problems in that direction.

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    • 104
      táxpáyér says:

      What happened to “Mimi Kempton-Stewart” and her tweets?

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      • 127
        It's irony folks says:

        She was booked to appear with Marcus Brigstocke at the London Palladium in a new show called: “Kill UKIP, they’re fascists”.

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        • 161
          Judge Pickled says:

          That Marcus Brigstocke, one big bundle of privileged, smug lefty bile that thinks it’s a comedian. Still a must for any BBC Radio 4 / Channel 4 ‘comedy’ panel game show…. ‘THATCHER-MILK SNATCHER” – ‘Up The Miners’ – cue howls of laughter from ‘the kidz’ who weren’t even thought of ‘back in the day’.

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          • The East of England says:

            Christ, I bet he’s absolutely SEETHING today. Shame.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Yes and I have noticed the penchant for beards these days amongst the young.

            Bum fluff more like.

            We’ve had enough of sneering lefties and I for one wish to side with beardless clean shaven types like Prince Charles.

            Forget the Nazi jibe against Russia as most of his relatives down the genetic pole are Hollhollernzons or Prussians so for all the slight was deemed as crass it’s more of a family in joke.

            David Cameron is clean shaven and the blessed Nigel also. If Milliband grows a beard the man is doomed. See Robin Cook as an example. No beardie has held office in modern times as far as I am aware. Sometimes I am not aware which is due to the demon drink and this is not an appropriate forum for that matter.

            Remember talking to the trees is not a major problem. It is the idea and announcement in the media that they reply which puts you in a precarious position. I for one know at first hand as I am now living with a particularly saucy Silver Birch who I met on an Internet forum.

            Mums the word though.

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          (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

          Don’t forget Mark Steel and Jeremy Hardy!

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    • 146
      Common Sense says:

      the turn was less that 40%, anyone who claims this has victory is a fool.

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      • 202
        The Growler says:

        Thatis a quite a bit higher than normal.

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        • 210
          Common Sense says:

          Apologies for the typos, making my previous statement difficult to read.

          In till the full figures are out we won’t know the national turn out but anything less than 50% for is no victory for any party. Even then its a shaky mandate, especially in tight elections where a few votes make a difference.

          Democracy in Britain is a joke but not because the Westminster alliance ignores it favour of the most powerful lobbies but because people themselves are no longer taking a hand in getting involved. Leaving it to the elite in the Middle.

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    • 229
      Julian Gibb says:

      http://wingsoverscotland.com/wagging-the-dog/

      Great cartoon that sums it up

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  2. 2
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Legend!

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  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

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      Taxfodder says:

      The litmus test for a coalition….

      An IN/OUT vote on Europe NOW!

      No ifs No Buts!

      and London….if it behaves like a third world country…..

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  4. 4
    Hooray says:

    weird Ed is taking a beating, this is a good thing

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  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Vote UKIP

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    • 206
      The Growler says:

      Have rest for a year now, you will get your chance next year, in the mean time Nige and chums are going work out their policies

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  6. 6
    Londoner says:

    “Our voluntary structure is behind”

    Yeah, we all hate you.

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    • 9
      Max says:

      Don’t include me in thatn

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    • 24
      Anonymous says:

      Little Londoner?

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    • 49
      anon says:

      “Hate” is a bit politically incorrect, you must be a labour voter.

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    • 73
      Londoner says:

      UKIP didn’t stand in my ward. I am sure that if they do they will pick up votes. They won’t win here at the GE time – Eric Pickles’ inability to deal with Labour’s corruption of the franchise will ensure that, but they could well reduce the incumbent Party’s majority signifciantly and wipe the smile off the faces of the cocky, preachy, thieving b”astards. .

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    rimboooo says:

    It’s worth seeing Dan Hodge’s twitter feed. He has gone into meltdown and is clutching at anything, he’s very particular agitated that everyone knows that Ukip only did “very well” in London versus”excellently” outside london.

    Has a newspaper of the prestige of the telegraph ever before given such a prominent position to someone as biased, unhinged and downright silly as Dan Hodges before? A serious question. Polly Toynbee might be odious but even she will occasionally, grudgingly accept she was wrong about tiny things and try to keep up the pretense of being a journalist. With Hodges there is none of that. His whole professional life these days is dedicated to a doomed attempt to make people believe that Ukip’s desire for every man to have the democratic right to elect those who make our laws is “racist”. He screams it over and over again. And still normal people say “no it isn’t” and vote for Ukip.

    I fear for his mental health, he already sounds like he is in a corner weeping, sending out angry texts “But they are racist, they want to control immigration!!!” and I fear for the future of the telegraph giving such a man a prominent position in the newspaper.

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      Raving Loon says:

      He can’t seem to cope with the fact that he’s surrounded by WAAACCIIIISSSTS!

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      Realist says:

      “professional life”??? But he’s a journalist, what has that got to do with the professions?

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    • 27
      All Hail The King says:

      Rimjob, its called clickbait every time you look at his puerile efforts the Telegraph website goes kerching and they get a penny of their advertisers.

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      • 68
        Cabbage says:

        Exactly the principle of CiF. Post up a topic that the frothing loons will start posting endless drivel about and the clicks mount up. Problem is that CiFers are so blinkered and daft they can’t see they are having the proverbial taken out of them by the Guardian.

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    • 28
      Dan Hodges the man with a plan says:

      Dan Hodges is positioning himself to be the next Alistair Campbell behind whoever replaces Miliband (Probably chuka).
      That is his plan anyway.

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    • 34
      Taxfodder says:

      Its simple really old Dan is an idiot, if ever you see a man pissing into the wind…..

      Best to move upwind.

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    • 61
      Dan Hodges Cat says:

      Dan…Dan why are you crying?
      Don’t suppose he’ll mind if I eat his chicken sandwich then YUM

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  8. 8
    Ed Balls says:

    Vote UKIP

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    • 19
      Max says:

      Been watching all the party leaders on sky this morning, they still don’t Get it. Cost of living cwithith, got to work harder (Cameroon ) listen when your in a hole stop digging. Hard decisions glegg. They are so out of touch and don’t deserve to represent us. Vote ukip

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    Anonymous says:

    Watching BBC – turns out Labour won easily. Because London = Britain and that is all BBC are talking about.

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    • 18
      Anonymouser says:

      But they did win easily. The swing to Labour is much bigger than the swing to UKIP.

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        UKIP on a winner says:

        At this moment the £ multi million labour organisation have gained 100 seats, and shoestring UKIP have gained 99 seats.

        Only a Labour supporter with his head in the sand would say Labour have done well.

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        CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

        And in historical terms, not nearly enough mid-term to suggest they have the remotest chance in a GE (despite all those harvested postal votes). But keep clutching at straws.

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      • 45
        Rip van Wrinkle says:

        That’s what happens when you import half the voters from overseas.

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      • 48
        Eastenders (former) says:

        The demoghraphic war on British people has paid off for Labour in London.
        No shit.
        I was a Londoner and none of my family live in the shithole anymore.
        Generations going back god knows how far no longer represented in Walthamstow by any of my family.
        Shame but I at least know they are all safe where we live now.

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          JH3904023923-093-4 says:

          If it happened anywhere else, to anyone else, they would call it what it is.

          Ethníc cléansing.

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          Londoner says:

          If your family really came from Walthamstow generations ago, you’d know that Walthamstow was in Essex when they lived here, not London.

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          • The Growler says:

            It is just that London has spread like a cancer, gradually covering the surrounding area with concrete

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      • 64
        non taxable pikey says:

        Not good at maths are you? Based on previously held seats the percentage swing to Labour is in single figures. The percentage swing to UKIP is currently standing at 1600%.

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        • 78
          táxpáyér says:

          Not good at maths are you?

          Terrible at maths is a pre-requisite for supporting Labour.

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        • 83
          String Vest says:

          No he is not good at maths, when he swam the channel he got 3/4 the way across, decided it was too far so swam back.

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  10. 13
    Guido Fawkes says:

    So green party want to legalise cannabis and make raves legal, well I know who I’m voting for now hahahaha

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      My mum says it's time to go back to school says:

      Silly person, everybody knows you can make pots of money if the raves are illegal.

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  11. 14
    Vichy ‘Dave’ says:

    Help me!! I don’t know what to say, promise, – or do!

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  12. 16
    Patrick O'Flynn says:

    Ed Balls (UKIP) will be on the BBC election special from Leeds shortly.

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      same old same old says:

      Balls was given an easy ride by Dumblebore.
      And he patronised UKIP Deputy Paul Nuttall.

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  13. 20
    Megawhite says:

    Lolita porn
    teeth whitening

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  14. 21
    Anonymouser says:

    Goes to show what media manipulation can do, when a party of jump-ship Tories with no manifesto can get this popular.

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    • 124

      Taking into account the 6-week concentrated UKIP hate campaign run through the MSM by LibLabCam, it shows what media manipulation can no longer do, little young, trendy green thing.

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      • 213
        The Growler says:

        The trouble is GOM is that they, the libberlabberconners still do not get it, the whole exercise is try to make the them come to their senses, give them a jolt so that they are not so comfortable standing on their plinths and remove their self-satisfied, security in Westminster.

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    Britain's Obama is readying says:

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      Dan Hodges says:

      That’s it Chuka nothing controversial stick to the script.

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    • 122
      The BBC says:

      Yeah look at all that lovely shiny, paid for by those mugs who have no idea we don’t give a shit about anything except our metropolitan lefty bubble of self-satisfied sanctimony.

      Must remember not to Tweet that.

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      • 137
        more money than sense says:

        The music, lighting,and graphics are crap.
        Whoever came up with the idea of Jeremy Vine
        jumping about on an indecipherable map should
        be sacked.
        And when the programme cut to the news, the
        sound failed.

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  16. 25
    Autobahn says:

    The House of Commons notepaper is quite poorly designed isn’t it ?
    You’d think with all the money they spend they could pay a designer to come up with something decent.

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  17. 26
    Coward says:

    So, that’s a bo to a referendum from Ed Balls…

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  18. 31
    Gooseberry_Fool says:

    Billions of barrels of Oil found below Sussex.
    The Police are still trying to work out who put them there.

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    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Labour’s media friends still won’t admit how significant it is that whilst in OPPOSITION, Labour are losing protest votes.
    Governing parties don’t expect much joy mid-term, but the official opposition party, should never expect to lose votes mid-term like that. Labour losing out to UKIP, a right-wing party, would be comparable to the Conservative losing votes (whilst in opposition) to Real Labour or something.

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    • 52
      Winston says:

      UKIP is not “right-wing”. It is not any ‘wing’. It does not fit to the lazy, simple view of politics. It believes in liberty, freedom and democracy.

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      • 142
        BBC News and Propaganda Unit says:

        We are not familiar with those three concepts.

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      • 153
        Common Sense says:

        I’m sorry, everyone in politics knows right wing and left wing are simplistic. However is a simple way of putting party in a box and comparing it to someone else.

        Not great but to suggest that UKIP are some how above it then I dare you to for a policy similar to Ed Milibands… I dare you.

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  20. 35
    Call a taxi for Nick Clegg says:

    There are NO Lib Dems left on Brent Council they’ve lost all of their 17 seats to Labour & Tories.

    Nick Clegg is toast !!!

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      No hope Nick says:

      I’ll have to ask Miriam.

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    • 102
      Southern Softy says:

      No he’s not – not yet. The Lib Dems are too thick to understand that he’s a twat. Hopefully will be toast in 2015. Their natural allies are the deluded tree-huggers.

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  21. 38
    SCRAP THE BBC-LAB LICENCE FEE says:

    THAT’S IT THEN FOR DAVE MILIBLINK

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  22. 39
    Bacon Sandwich Eating Coach [Funded By The EU] says:

    Now young Milliband for the first couple of lessons we will have to use the Bib.

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  23. 44
    Nigel Farage is a complete twat says:

    Woah! UKIP have won 3.22% of the 3,324 seats declared so far. THIS IS SEISMIC STUFF !!!

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  24. 46
    Harriet Harman and Diane Abbott says:

    We hate white working class males.

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  25. 47
    Anonymous says:

    pic.twitter.com/y073Dq7pWr

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  26. 50
    David Cameron says:

    This is a cast-iron promise. I get it.

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  27. 51
    Goodluck chuka says:

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    Professor Owen Jones says:

    Hydraulic fracturing products contain chemicals that are known human carcinogens; that are regulated under the Safe Drinking Water Act for their risks to human health; or listed as hazardous air pollutants under the Clean Air Act. The toxic chemicals pumped into the ground include:
    Methanol (Methyl alcohol)
    Ethylene glycol (1,2-ethanediol)
    Diesel
    Naphthalene
    Xylene
    Hydrogen chloride (Hydrochloric acid)
    Toluene
    Ethylbenzene
    Diethanolamine (2,2-iminodiethanol)
    Formaldehyde
    Sulfuric acid
    Thiourea
    Benzyl chloride
    Cumene
    Nitrilotriacetic acid
    Dimethyl formamide
    Phenol
    Benzene
    Di (2-ethylhexyl) phthalate
    Acrylamide
    Hydrogen fluoride (Hydrofluoric acid)
    Phthalic anhydride
    Acetaldehyde
    Acetophenone
    Copper
    Ethylene oxide
    Lead
    Propylene oxide
    Xylene

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      Socialism is theft says:

      And how many of these products are released into the air in the manufacture of wind turbines and solar panels?

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      cousin Jack says:

      You do know that the rocks beneath your feet already contain many very dangerous elements and chemicals professor?

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        Name and address not supplied says:

        Now what gas is released from Granite?, oh yes Radon, just goes to show what’s already under our feet in the ground, people are pissed off with with the fear mongers, they have done more damage than the stuff they are trying to make people afraid off.

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    • 91
      táxpáyér says:

      Drivel.

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    • 236
      Julian Gibb says:

      Now that was a boring post. More Ed Milliband than Owen Jones!

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  29. 65
    Message from Rupe says:

    What happened? I told you to take Farage out with a series of smears and he’s ended up MORE popular. Geez,just can’t get the staff these days. I feel truly humbled.

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  30. 71
    Eddie Booth, plinky, plonky, me white honkey says:

    Q. Dave, Dave, remind us what you are going to do about immigration again??

    a. Feck all ‘cos ya mates in Brussels won’t let you.

    Q. Ed, Ed, remind us what you are going to do about immigration again?

    A. Feck all ‘cos ya mates in Brussels won’t let you.

    Q. Nick, Nick……………..forget it.

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  31. 81
    Alan Johnston (Leader of the Labour Party,designate) says:

    We’ve done it! We’ve won a Labour majority for the first time in the history of Redbridge!!!!!!!

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    • 92
      EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

      Now what was it again Alan about them zero / annualised hours contracts of cancer from the US of A?

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  32. 89

    Vote UKIP – 2015 :-D

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  33. 93
    the homonculus says:

    Japanese celebrations

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  34. 96
    Adolph Hitler says:

    He shows promise but this is how a real Nazi does it:

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  35. 97
    Pick litter for bennies says:

    On BBC news just,”Labour gained seats in London but lost seats in its heartlands”.Sounds like the mass immigration policy is paying off in Londonistan but the traditional working (maybe not working)person elsewhere can see the true effect of Labour policy’s.

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  36. 99
    the homonculus says:

    Even Prisoners in the phiillipines are delighted for the UK

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  37. 101
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Hello Scotland. This is London calling. Can we maybe join your referendum please?

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  38. 105
    Parliament is a Gay Disco says:

    what happened to the BBC thread above this one?

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  39. 109
    the homonculus says:

    Congratulations from south americas ladyboys

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    • 118
      Stingray says:

      Why are you so weird homonculus ?
      Are you a founder, and only, member of the Ed Miliband is cool club?

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      • 132
        The snug at the wolfs lair says:

        Im bored and due to an oestrogen imbalance am currently developing worrying fantasies about youn asian women and ladyboys (sans facial hair) of all races
        Im a diverse pervert

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  40. 111
    Victoria Derbyshite says:

    I literally cried when I saw that victory lap. I hate UKIP and I want all UKIP supporters dead.

    Vote Labour

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  41. 114
    Mimi? says:

    Why has Guido deleted the BBC Mimi tweet thread?

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  42. 117
    Dangerous Brian says:

    It really doesn’t matter what anyone says about this, or how it is spun.
    The “left” obviously believe that 30% plus of the UK electorate are racist, mysogonistic homophobes who should be marched to the nearest g*s chamber (as is the Socialist way).
    The “right” obviously believe that 30% plus of the UK electorate are imbeciles, loonies and xenophobes who should be ignored and ridiculed until they go away.
    Unfortunately 30% plus of the UK electorate are ordinary people who are sick to the back teeth of a Westminster based cabal whose only vision is more of the same, on Europe, Crime, Immigration, Energy, Schools, Public Transport etc.
    If UKIP can (and I really do hope so) field credible candidates with a clear manifesto for real change the Euro elections will only be the start.

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  43. 121
    Lib Dems 2014 says:

    NEWS UPDATE
    Final remnants of the late Liberal Democrat party will be buried under a car park in Kingston.

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    • 154
      non taxable pikey says:

      I don’t think we can take another Richard III moment, especially in Kingston where the King who first united Great Britain was crowned.

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  44. 123
    Adolph Hitler says:

    We’ve been here before but it’s a British thing to go round the Wrekin:

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  45. 128
    Eddie Booth, plinky, plonky, me white honkey says:

    ‘We need to listen’ says Dave

    The time for that was 4 years ago. You thought that if you cocked a deaf ‘un we’d go away. You know better now it’s too late.

    By the way. How’s the renogotiation going? Angie being helpful? Frank helping you out. Hermie pushing it through?

    You sir are a liar.

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    • 145
      Name and address not supplied says:

      Dave was warned time and time again, he would lose support if he carried on the way he was going , he must have had ear plugs in and was deaf to people who voted for him, tick tock four years later, he’s listening, the bus was on time and left you where you are now Dave, in a hole and still digging, not a chance of me voting for your lot again, I will even go pushing UKIP leaflets into house letterboxes and help to get Esther McVey out, who voted deeply to be in the EU, none of that from her before she was elected.

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  46. 129
    Mimi? says:

    Have the bbc threatened guido with legal action over the Mimi thread? All he did was post tweets by one of their producers. Once a tweet is sent it’s in the public domain. Methinks they’re running scared because three days in a row senior bbc news staff have exposed themselves as rabidly biased.

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  47. 133
    Mimi? says:

    For those who didn’t see it before it was taken down, the thread showed tweets, since deleted, by a senior Today programme editor called Mimi, in which she said she wishes all UKIP voters would die, preferably drowned in acid. She’s deleted most of them and posted a new tweet with an insincere apology.

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  48. 135

    Vote UKIP :-)

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  49. 139
    Adolph Hitler says:

    They will do to you Herr Nigel what they did to me.

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  50. 143
    The snug at the wolfs lair says:

    Berlusconi sends congratulations from the people of italy

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    • 180
      táxpáyér says:

      He was a fascist who believed in big government control of everything.

      UKIP believe in smaller government.

      Blair’s “third way” is a direct link to Mussolini’s fascism.

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  51. 150
    The British media are cunts says:

    So where is Toenails I went down to college green to shout some abuse and there’s no twat there.

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  52. 151
    Has Mimi been fired? says:

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  53. 152
    Has Mimi been fired? says:

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    • 157
      JH326y345sd23432 says:

      Read her whole timeline, she just got sacked.

      Comedy Gold.

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      • 175
        Dr Frankenfreud says:

        She is a figment of Guido’s imagination. Such types do not really exist outside of what journalists now call ‘narratives’ and ‘discourses’.

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    • 162
      Parliament is a Gay Disco says:

      Is this a wind up? Nobody could be this dumb.

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      • 168
        Anonymong says:

        It’s a wind up, hence Guido removing the post.

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      • 182
        JH326y345sd23432 says:

        She is leaving the punchline awfully late if it is a wind up… are they trying to be post-post-ironic?

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        • 189
          Anonymong says:

          As far as I can tell the person is genuine, the job at the beeb and content of the tweets are not.

          Still phenomenally dumb though for someone in media. Those tweets, ironic or not, will hang over her every move in media land.

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      • 191
        @bbcleftyjourno says:

        Wind up.

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      • 197
        JH326y345sd23432 says:

        Not really that realistic in hindsight. As if anyone would be fired from the BBC for basically stating their editorial policy.

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  54. 155
    Raving Loon says:

    What ever happened to Nick Griffin? Is he still alive?

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  55. 156
    Anonymous says:

    Ive just woke up.

    Were ukip wiped out by all the negative publicity?

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    • 164
      Name and address not supplied says:

      Yes, must hurry over to the UKIP street party, our racists have just arrived from from the jails they were put in for being racist..

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    • 169

      ‘Fraid so.

      Respect have united with B-NP to rule over us in a 1000 year Reich.

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    • 173
      JH326y345sd23432 says:

      Yeah, Dan Hodges said ‘racist’ for the 501st time in a given hour and it finally broke the camels back.

      Every UKIP member shamefacedly admitted they are all giant racists and agreed to go for intensive diversity training overseen by Lee Jasper.

      It’s over.

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    • 177
      Ed Moribund says:

      Well…no.

      I just don’t understand what went wrong with my strategy of ignoring Working class people in favour of eco-loons and euro lovers.

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  56. 166
    Autobahn says:

    Is there perhaps some educated person on here amongst all the fruitcake ukip supporters ?
    can you answer me ?
    has anybody done the work to remove time from equations of destiny ?
    what happens if you do that ?
    What is there there if there is no time ?
    Is everything all of a jumbled up together. ?

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    • 172
      táxpáyér says:

      Ask your mother to make sure you take your lithium regularly.

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    • 174
      Tarmac says:

      We have that covered.

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      • 183
        Autobahn says:

        if there is no Time then there can be no speed or velocity so the speed of light as a barrier would be a nonsense if there was no time.
        I ask again has anybody checked how the equations work without Time ?

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        • 192
          Autobahn says:

          in the creation of everything everything is.
          creation is said to be expanding but nobody will say into what.
          they say ah but, because you are actually in the universe that is getting bigger it’s all relative.
          Nobody has seen the edge of the universe because the edge of the universe is said to not exist.
          The universe is clearly a 3 dimensional thing so where is the fucking edge ?

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          • Bill Clinton says:

            That all depended on what the meaning of ‘is’ is

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          • Autobahn says:

            in the obvious wrong thinking that there might be a thing that was infinitely big the questioning mind asks,
            “is it possible that I am living in a false reality ? ”
            ” is all that I see a peculiar dream ?”
            ” Have I ( for example) being punished by a celestial court for some misdemeanor and have been sentenced to live for 90 earth years without a memory of my true existence” ?

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          • Autobahn says:

            in everything that exists there is mind ( the thinking of people ) shared by speeches and books and now by twitter so now everybody can exchange views of things ( in time) so people are more convinced of the existence of others by the belief that others exist.
            Now that it is established by global telecommunications that others exist mental telepathy can grow
            merging of brains from all over the planet come together for the purpose of making a super brain that is full of capabilities for extra terrestrial communication and shit like that.

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          • Autobahn says:

            Is Earth a penal colony where we are forced to live alongside the Islamics as a special punishment in time where logical thinking is faced with Inslamity ?

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        • 204
          Weird Ed in Swindon mode says:

          Yes, I have.

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  57. 170
    Anonymous says:

    what was the share of vote obtained by ukip? did they get no1? i assume they did as we are not being told

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    • 187
      nell says:

      Counting of votes will not be finished until late tonight so the official total figures won’t be available until tomorrow.

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      • 194
        String Vest says:

        Correct me if wrong Nell but was under the impression that some EU countries vote tomorrow and the release of voting results has been delayed till Sunday for that reason.

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    • 193
      Get us out of the EU says:

      The European vote has not yet been counted.

      I did not vote UKIP in my local election as they were not standing. Maybe next time, if we are still in the EU.

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      • 219
        tigerowl says:

        Do not worry. We WILL still be in the EU in 2015. And 2016, 2017, 2018 forever and ever. Get used to it. UKIP can talk but the country will not vote to leave the EU.
        Ask why UKIP are so crap in Scotland?
        reason is that the Scots have travelled all over the world under freedom of movement. They see freedom to move from country to country as a good thing.
        Little Englanders are so lazy they do not even move from town to town to better themselves. But then attack everyone else for doing such a thing.
        Question. If under UKIP you can only move around the EU if you find a job, what will you tell all the Brits who live in Spain and France who are not working? You have to come home.
        Irrational arguments do not a party make. 450million live in Europe are not going to come here same as the fifty six million living in Britain are not going to move to France. UKIP can not fool most of us with silly arguments. Sad they can fool anyone.

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  58. 171
    U-kip are winning and Labour arselickers from the BBC are going into meltdown. says:

    I put in a complaint to the BBC trust for Mimi Stewart’s appalling tweets. I am no U-kip fan but no one should be intimated for their political opinions. The BBC’s morals & ethics are in the toilet.

    No doubt the BBC Trust will ignore my complaint.

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  59. 185
    The BBC Stinks. says:

    Listened to BBC Radio 4′s Today programme where they were discussing UKIP’s lesser showing in London. A BBC reporter said this was due to Londoners being “more intelligent” than those in, eg, Essex. And he probably genuinely believed this! Such unashamed bias that we all are forced to pay for.

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    • 195
      Get us out of the EU says:

      It is actually anti-British racism.

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      • 218
        tigerowl says:

        Brilliant. Who would have thought there was such a thing outside the minds of BNP and EDL supporters.
        ‘It is actually anti-British racism.’
        explanation please as to what this is. OK for BNP, EDL, UKIP supporters to call others names and deride other nationalities and attack people for their sexuality, BUT…… Someone asks questions of UKIP and they see it as attacking them and come up with the latest catch phrase.
        It gets better by the minute.

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    • 201
      JH326y345sd23432 says:

      I’m sure there are now thousands more people eager to demonstrate how ‘uneducated’ they are.

      God, the anointed media class are in for a shock.

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    • 220
      tigerowl says:

      The quote over more intelligent came from UKIP spokesperson, NOT the BBC.

      While Nigel Farage is busy claiming “the Ukip fox is in the Westminster hen-house”, party spokesperson Suzanne Evans has uttered a sound bite UKIP would probably rather forget. … HERE IT COMES FOLKS…
      Asked to explain the party’s relatively poor performance in London on Radio 4, Evans said they had difficulty appealing to the “educated, cultured and young.

      Well who would have thought that. Makes you wonder what UKIP think their voters are like. Old? uncultured? uneducated?
      Possibilities are endless one thinks. World looks better through the bottom of a pint glass eh?

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      • 223
        Lefties are snobs says:

        Reporter John Piennaar has just made this claim on BBC radio – not quoting UKIP, it was his own (outrageous) viewpoint.

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  60. 186
    Nick says:

    An IPSOS exit poll says Wilders’ Party for Freedom has gathered 12.2 per cent of the vote, down from 17 per cent at the last election in 2009.

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  61. 212
    Vladimir lenin says:

    Why can’t people just stop listening to the BBC!

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  62. 214
    Anonymous says:

    i went to london for the first time in 2 years yesterday.

    the metrosexuals all think they are tough trying to walk into you. i had a 10kg bag and the number of people who walked into it and got dead legs was silly.

    clever they are not.

    who would want to pay 2 million quid for a flat in that hole when you can spend a quarter of that for a nice detached in the countryside?

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  63. 215
    Colin Shepherd says:

    Its a funny old place Thurrock.

    When I lived there it was always said they could put Rin Tin Tin up with a red rosette and everyone would vote for him. They had a Tory council from 2004 to 2007 and I believe they have a tory m.p.

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  64. 216
    tigerowl says:

    Bet Farage will not be going here….Basingstoke and Deane.
    Their ‘candidate’ won, but now says he is an Independent, but UKIP say he is still theirs, despite at one time they were to deselect him due to poor comments made…..
    What a shambles. Thought UKIP was different!!!!!

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    • 224
      Lefties are snobs says:

      Tigerowl, your posts are all so anti UKIP and smug. Which successful party, pray, do you support? One hint for you – it can’t be Lab, Lib or Con because they have all had their chance and have been totally useless.

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    maybe this song will be number one next week !

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