May 23rd, 2014

Quote of the Day

Labour MP Graham Stringer tells Radio 4 that Ed is rubbish:

“I would change and strengthen the campaign team around him . I don’t really understand what the position of Axelrod is. Whether he’s there as a bit of a comfort blanket and a bit of a PR exercise, or whether he’s really going to take charge of the campaign. But somebody should”


8 Comments

  1. 1
    thostids says:

    I heard mention of sharing the heavy-lifting. How much help do you need with a mental colostomy bag?
    Apparently, Ed is an intellectual, not very worldly. Can’t cope with solid food or, particularly, bacon sarnies.
    I wonder what Axel Foliage makes of Chukme a spear. And Tristram Clunt. When does 1st Class take off tomorrow, anywhere?

  2. 2
    progressive cunt says:

    The use of the word “actually” has always been annoying. Innit for the primrose hill intellectual aka smartarse/ shoreditch aka wheres my mummy hipster set.

    Any similarity between the above and the leader of the opposition being coincidental

  3. 3
    poli-waffle says:

    The reality is… I’m clear… That of course it is right that… The British people want… A public debate about… A visiin for Britain… Going forward.

  4. 4
    poli-waffle says:

    Actually.

  5. 5
    poli-waffle says:

    You know.

  6. 6
    The Silent Majority says:

    Ed’s just as boring as the people who vote for him

  7. 7
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    How can you describe Ed as boring he is the best unfunny comedian in the media, he can’t eat a bacon sandwich without choking he’s an object of mirth and hilarity with the coordination of a zombie who probably would find it difficult to walk and chew gum at the same time.

  8. 8
    Guffaws says:

    Ed Miliband should stay as Labour leader.

    He’s a laugh a minute!


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