May 23rd, 2014

Friday Caption Contest (Losers Edition)

The wittiest entry to today’s caption contest will win two tickets to the Freedom Association’s Magna Carta Day pimms and politics boat trip on June 15. Guests include Tory MP Steve ‘Sound as a Pound’ Baker and Lord Stoddart of Swindon. Details here. Make them funny…


217 Comments

  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    Point to the biggest Hunt in the room

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  2. 2
    Phuquit says:

    I can hear you, Dougie, but I can’t see you.

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  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    I’ve got a bone to pick with you, I voted for you at the last election and you lied!

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  4. 4
    Name and address not supplied says:

    But dad, I did what you told me to do.

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  5. 5
    Welshracer says:

    Douglas “Have you tried the last of that summer wine?”

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  6. 5
    Anonymous says:

    “You need working on boy”

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  7. 7
    Notoriuous WIG says:

    “You are a dirty rotten mendacious sell-out and I claim my five pounds…”

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  8. 8
    charix says:

    What’s the behind you? It’s your career…

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  9. 9
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Wee Dougie “OK then Nick,my flies are undone,my cock is out and I’m holding it with my left hand and I propose to piss all over you.Just like UKIP will do to your Party in the local council elections,”

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  10. 10
    Steve Miliband says:

    I felt a right tit

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  11. 11
    Mich says:

    If I hear you call me short arse again………

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    • 183
      Quarter Pounder says:

      Nick, I’ve got you a job in McDonalds.

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    • 202
      broderick crawford says:

      Dougie : As one reasonably famous soul singer once sang :

      “if I said you had a beautiful body would you ….. jump out the window “

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  12. 12
    Bill Quango MP says:

    So that’s the new strategy. If you, us, Salmond, Bennett and Cameron ALL go into coalition we can beat UKIP.

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  13. 13
    Simon Baldwin says:

    “I may look like wee David Steele, but you’re no David Owen. Go home and prepare for … opposition.”

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  14. 14
    Basil Fawlty says:

    Add then, right, you’re so small you’re naked on the table…

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  15. 15
    RtHonJon says:

    “Nick, My face is down here.”

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  16. 16
    charix says:

    What’s that behind you? It’s your career….

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    • 170
      London is Layba says:

      “Nick, don’t worry about it. They say all political careers end in failure”

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  17. 17
    ex Tory Voter says:

    Your country needs YOU – to stand down.

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  18. 18
    Time for a nap says:

    Wee Scottish man prods dummy.

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  19. 19
    Robert says:

    Dougie “We’re coming after your voters”

    Clegg “If you find them can you tell me, I seem to have misplaced them”

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  20. 20
    Skippy says:

    Nick, Ed is failing us. Can you take his place if we knife him like he knifes his brother?

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  21. 21
    Anonymong says:

    …..and when I press this button it switches from ‘dissemble’ to ‘obfuscate’.

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  22. 22
    Steve Miliband says:

    ”Bacon sandwich?”

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  23. 23
    Name and address not supplied says:

    But you said you would make sure UKIP would get no-where.

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  24. 24
    telmcleod says:

    I’ll have you know I’m a little Scotlander!

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  25. 25
    Cm says:

    Ed it’s no using dressing yourself up as Clegg to be more popular!

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  26. 26
    Welshracer says:

    Douglas “I can count on your vote then?”

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  27. 27
    Bill Quango MP says:

    The Party of In is Out.

    Liked by 1 person

  28. 28
    Mitch says:

    Pull the finger..

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  29. 29

    I hope you’re happy Young Man, you’ve cost us these elections.

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  30. 30
    Raving Loon says:

    “…and after you back your things, remember to pick up my dry cleaning and feed my pet dog Eddy.”

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  31. 31
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Clegg:
    Sorry Douglas just spotted someone who isn’t a knob I’d like to speak to.

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  32. 32
    Steve says:

    Go on, pull it. Trust me…

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  33. 33
    Hugh Jend says:

    Pull my finger ..I won’t shit myself….as I’ve already don’t that…

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  34. 34
    HPDL says:

    “Bet you’re regretting tattooing the EU stars around your nipple now, eh Nick?”

    Liked by 1 person

  35. 35
    Smilerman says:

    Pull my finger and you get an election strategy

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  36. 37
    Ohthisbloodypc says:

    Do.Not.Fucking. ‘read-the-small-print’ ME, you jumped up, public school twat!

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  37. 38
    Ollie says:

    “Now Ed’s stood over there, I want you to at least talk to him, you need each other”

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  38. 39
    Wee Doug says:

    “See you Cleggy!”

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  39. 40
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    “You’ve won a lifetime trip to the Mines of Obscurity. Oh, by the way, I am your sister.”

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  40. 40
    Charlie says:

    “Take it from an expert on such matters , you are useless.”

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  41. 42
    Steve says:

    Press here to deflate…

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  42. 43
    Name and address not supplied says:

    You said father Xmas didn’t exist and it wasn’t December, why is he leaving all those presents to UKIP then.

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  43. 44
    rimmmer says:

    I would like to give a caption but I’ve had a few drinks to celebrate with my mates and can’t think of anything witty.

    After weeks of morons like Dan Hodges telling me that wanting 1) democracy and 2) any control of immigration both make me a racist, today’s success tastes sweet.

    And it’s very sweet knowing Hodges is in a corner weeping gently as he realises his career and reputation are in tatters.

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    • 100
      Bill Quango MP says:

      I wouldn’t say his career is over.

      He claimed ukip were racist and Miliband a loser.
      So he was only half wrong.

      Liked by 1 person

  44. 45
    Madbadger35 says:

    You’d better sort yourself a Lordship lad.

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    • 203
      broderick crawford says:

      …..Clegg;
      …… nah . I ‘ m nailed on for Barroso s job in six months . Wonga’ s
      much better.

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  45. 46
    No 6 says:

    Listen, Jimmy, if you ever go to Scotland to campaign for the ‘stay together’ vote, I will personally turn your meat and two veg into mashed haggis and neeps. D’ye ken?

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  46. 47
    Nigel Farage says:

    “Now listen here,Nick.You know as well as I do that the single greatest threat to global biodiversity is the climate crisis bollocks.”

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  47. 48
    Wee Doogie says:

    Can I borrow your thousand-yard stare?

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  48. 49
    táxpáyér says:

    The Coffee Table is that way.

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  49. 50
    Leslie Terry Phillips-Thomas says:

    No, YOU’RE a twat!

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  50. 51
    Nick Clegg says:

    My robot clone does a pretty good job don’t you think?

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  51. 52
    Will says:

    “Saying that you agree with Nigel will not get you any more votes”

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  52. 53
    mattburf says:

    Think yourself lucky. At least you’ve no 2015 campaign to run anymore. Oh hang on…

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  53. 54
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Its not funny..I won’t stand for it..Being mistaken for Bercow all the time. .. Having people shout out “Where’s your wife..yeah, it does doesn’t it” is very emasculating..

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  54. 55
    Pastimes says:

    I’ll agree with Nick: Labour progressed in Swindon and he went down a storm in Rotherham”

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  55. 56
    Steve says:

    “That’s a joke, ah say, that’s a joke, son.”

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  56. 57
    Cuthbert says:

    No, I’ve told you I’m not a 40 year old virgin, so keep your filthy Lib Dem hands off me.

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  57. 58

    Let’s face it. You and I are about as popular as Nigel Farage in a BBC newsroom.

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  58. 59
    Irritable Sod says:

    Failed politicians moved into the storage room at Madame Tussaud’s for recycling.

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  59. 60
    táxpáyér says:

    It’s time to drink like charles kennedy.

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  60. 62
    Col. Nut says:

    Ah’ll give it a wee poke. It looks almost real.

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  61. 66
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Madame Tussauds where wax works.

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  62. 67
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Chamber of Horrors.

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  63. 68
    BBC 24hr rolling bollocks says:

    Now if you and I were joined together in coalition Nick think of the benefits.
    I’d be taller for a start.

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  64. 69
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Wee Dougie: I am well placed. Who are you?

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  65. 70
    Browne's Beard says:

    We’ve both been screwed by the poles, but don’t tell Ukip.

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  66. 71
    Woman with a small mouth says:

    Since you asked, Nicholas, Max Clifford’s willie would reach up to about here.

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  67. 72
    Busted Nokia says:

    remember you are the incredible shrinking man

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  68. 73
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Wee Dougie: All I can see is yellow.
    Nick: All I can see is empty space.

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  69. 74
    but who cares says:

    Ah’m Scotch, ah’m short, ah’m angry and ah could drink youse under the table ya soft southern knob jockey.

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  70. 75
    Bill Quango MP says:

    So that’s your answer to the UKIP problem?

    Put your hands over your ears and shout “waaaaaaaacccccciiiiisssstttt !!! ” Until people stop voting for them?

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  71. 76
    Will says:

    I’ve had it up to HERE woth UKIP.

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  72. 77
    Evelyn Sackrider says:

    Nick: ” I’ve been talking so much shit, I’ve got a turtle head poking out and it’s about to blow!!”
    Douglas: “I’ll get the Imodium from the car.”

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  73. 79
    Tooth fairy says:

    Wee Doug : “with this string, I thee dread”

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  74. 81
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Clegg eventually has to concede .. Alright alright! Your chancellor is the shittest!

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  75. 82
    Village Idiot says:

    ….”You, laddie, need a good “toot” of coke!

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  76. 83
    verticalwater says:

    Is that a U-kipper tie?

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  77. 84
    Jeremy Clarkson says:

    Eeny meen miney mo…

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  78. 85
    UKIP if you want to... says:

    There’s only one way to deal with this Wee Shuggie, drop your pants, bend over and take it like a good wee girlie

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  79. 86
    Maimed Codger says:

    Someone took the platform I used to stand on…

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  80. 87
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Country Joe and the Fish Redux

    Give me an F!    F!!!!
    Give me an E!    E!!!!
    Give me an A!    A!!!!
    Give me an R!    R!!!!

    What’s that spell?
    What’s that spell?
    What’s that spell?
    What’s that spell?

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  81. 88
    Madame Tussauds says:

    Christ there some f*king retards who really do think these dummies are real.

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  82. 89
    Tom says:

    Listen Doug your not bigger than a wee dug

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  83. 90
    Londoner says:

    Now do you see where your seven bloody percent gets everyone?

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  84. 91
    Amy says:

    Now listen up sonny, the strategy is, there is no strategy. You and me form a coalition, oust Mili, and there will be no referendum. Capiche?

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  85. 93
    Socialism is theft says:

    Spad: Excuse me, Duggie, but you are talking to a waxwork dummy.

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  86. 94
    Justin McGuirk says:

    Is Douglas Alexander singing to Nick Clegg “I Beg your pardon, I never promised you a Rose Garden?”

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  87. 95
    Stromboli says:

    “Don’t stand there like you’re a waxwork dummy, Nick. Oh, wait…”

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  88. 96
    Saddos says:

    You’re a xenophobe!

    No, you’re a homophobe!

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  89. 97
    Holly says:

    Nick thinking….Aaaaah, I remember the rose garden…..
    Then grubby little, throny, rose wearing, gobshite prods him…

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  90. 98
    well done nigel says:

    Look into the eyes,not around the eyes.

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  91. 99
    Anonymous says:

    These waxworks really are good! You can’t tell it from the real Clegg, even the yellow tie and everything.

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  93. 101
    tilly71 says:

    Dougie: “You were only supposed to make yourselves look pathetic, not the rest of us as well! Now we’ll never get rid of Farage!!”

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  94. 103
    EeeYepBlowing Whistles says:

    Dougie – “Do ye nay understand still what an ef’in stooge is laddie?”

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  95. 104
    Bogey man says:

    Pick ‘n’ mix.

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  96. 105
    Fitbad the Tailor says:

    “Stand to attention when I’m talking to you!”

    “Now – Abou….t Turn! “

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  97. 106
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Whatever happens, We’ll always have Paris.

    There’s loads of good EU jobs over there.

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  98. 107
    Ockham's Razor says:

    …and after that, you have to pee into a flower vase at ten feet. You could probably do that…

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  99. 108
    Lynn Featherbrain (H/T The Kippers) says:

    Are we human or are we denser?

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  100. 109
    TOO FAR says:

    You are a naughty, NAUGHTY boy, now go and write “So sorry that I’m a failure” 1000 times!

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  101. 110
    Andy England says:

    You’re supposed to be the shrinking man.

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  102. 111
    dunno says:

    “I hear there’s a vacancy at the top of your party”

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  103. 112
    dunno says:

    “look, I can’t run the LibDem strategy as well as Labour’s – and the Better Together campaign, I’ve got my own career in Europe to think about”

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  104. 113
    dunno says:

    I dunno which one is saying it to which one, maybe that’s a benefit?

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  105. 114
    Robin says:

    “Another result like this and the EU will cancel your pension”

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  106. 115
    Big Cyril Smith says:

    ‘People just won’t give a Kiddy Fiddlers’ mandate.’

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  107. 116
    cecil rhodes says:

    How do I know if this thing is on?

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  108. 117
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Dougie: Where are my fucking legs, sonny?
    Nick: I cannot tell a lie, I did it with my little hatchet.

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  109. 118
    Man in a Suitcase says:

    Wee Douglas: My father was right when he told me that if you are thinking of “fucking” the country always use a ConDem.

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  110. 119
    MJ says:

    If only you shrank as much as your poll ratings are…

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  111. 120
    Hugh Janus says:

    Remake of ‘Dumb and Dumber.

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  112. 121
    Ronald says:

    When they’ve told you their order, Nick, you then have to ask them if they “want fries with that”…

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  113. 122
    UK Fred says:

    “When my sister gets here, Nick, you’ll wish you were on the receiving end of one of Alex Ferguson’s hair drier treatments.”

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  114. 123
    David of Stourbridge says:

    Douglas: “Eenie Meenie Miney Mo, to keep some seats you’ll have to go”

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  115. 124
    Dougie The Idiot says:

    Yeah, Clegg I am going to take your last two voters away. That will shown them what a formidable force Labour is.

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  116. 125
    Anonymous says:

    Look on the bright side, Nick. Where would you be if I had run your campaign.

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  117. 126
    Labour Voting Thicko says:

    Clegg is the weakling that school bully picks on.

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  118. 127
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Dougie: I didn’t sleep with my wife before we were married, did you?
    Nick: Don’t know. What is her name?

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  119. 128
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    You ain’t seen me, right?

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  120. 129
    Dean says:

    Look nick, I held up my end of the deal, labours election strategy is buggered, nooow can you let me in the libDems?

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  121. 130
    PitPony says:

    Here’s the plan.
    You target the Gay vote.
    We’ll target the economically illiterate.
    Together we might, at least, keep Islington Central out of UKIP hands.

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  122. 131
    Dougal says:

    I blame you for losing Miliband on the Swindon Magic Roundabout

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  123. 132
    Welltasty says:

    “UKIP schmoo-kip. You better get your act together or we’ll be making Vince deputy PM, not you.

    Are you listening to me, young man?!”

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  124. 133
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Look, I don’t care who you say you are. Get in the queue and get a ticket.

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  125. 134
    Observant says:

    Mattel display new inaction figure destined for sale in the EU.

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  126. 135
    right old tosh says:

    I am down here you lofty twat!

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  127. 136
    Anonymous says:

    Look down on me when I’m talking to you, boy!

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  128. 137
    Alexander The Thicko says:

    Oi! Clegg! It is your fault that Labour did badly in these elections and I will make sure you & your six voters are our next target in the run up to General Elections. That will wipe the smile of your face!

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  129. 138
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    Cleggy looks like he’s just shat a hedgehog.

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  130. 139
    FairBobby says:

    Re: Red Ed; the following saying springs to mind “You can’t make a silken purse out of a ***’s ****.

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  131. 140
    Queue for Mystic Molly's Political Predictions says:

    Clegg! I am in front of the queue to hear Mystic Molly’s Political Predictions. So wait your turn!

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  132. 141
    Prometheus says:

    “And when you push this button it sets fire to cacti.”

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  133. 142
    ancientpopeye says:

    Listen to me Clegg you wee saschenach, do as I do and you’ll be a winner, like me, Jimmy.

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  134. 143
    Cleggy says:

    Dougie. Is that Farage behind you.

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  135. 144
    Ockham's Razor says:

    Dougie:

    I’m not going to do an apology song with you. I do have standards! At least I never promised not to kill patients.

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  136. 145
    Didi Douglas says:

    You sure King’s Cross is that way?

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  137. 146
    Political Pantomime says:

    Oi Dougie. Cleggy is behind you.

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  138. 147
    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    “No Nick, just because I fit into his clothes I can’t pretend to be the speaker”

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  139. 148
    It all adds up to disaster. says:

    A school boy fight breaks out in the queue for remedial maths.

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  140. 149
    James O'Bottom says:

    What a godawful pair!!

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  141. 150
    Saddos says:

    You’re not listening tae me!

    I’m not listening to you!

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  142. 151
    Don Coyote says:

    Right, that’s it. Next time I’m on telly, you’re getting called a f*ckwit.

    Like

  143. 152
    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    Are you the Dynorod man come to sort Eds problems out?

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  144. 153
    Comical Dugi says:

    You’d better find yourself an inground bunker to hide in – fast.

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  145. 154

    The voters ‘kipped while we slept

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  146. 155
    Gerbil 7 says:

    “Sling your hook Cleggy, Ed’s arranging talks with Nigel over a bacon sandwich right now..”

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  147. 156
    Orson Cart says:

    You’ve yer tie on back to front!

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  148. 157
    Dougie Alexander's Joke Shop. Closing Down Sale! says:

    Oi Cleggy! You can’t fool a fool in a trick shop. I will make you disappear!

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  149. 158
    Tory Pier says:

    Wee Dougie: Pull this and hear a PPB from the Labour Party

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  150. 159
    tomknott says:

    I’m not your father.

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  151. 160
    Lynn Featherbrain says:

    Douglas Alexander: “Where am I?, is this Tussauds?, remarkable, this dummy is almost as unhuman as the real one”

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  152. 161
    Oui Douggie says:

    Just think this time next year we will building windfarms and council houses next to all the Ukip voters.

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  153. 162
    RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

    Finger, dyke, put it in and keep it in!

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  154. 163
    Ippikin says:

    I know I told you mine was bigger than yours, but I didn’t believe the rumours about Nigels’!

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  155. 164
    SCRAP THE BBC-LAB LICENCE FEE says:

    Wee Squirt, Big Drip Lib-Lab Policy

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  156. 165
    Pat says:

    Just who the hell are you?

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  157. 166
    Comical Dugi says:

    Thanks to you, we’ll have to suffer “Farage Friday” for the next 12 months.

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  158. 167
    Mr Convincing says:

    I know you bought him that bacon sandwich ya bastard..

    Like

  159. 168
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Dougie: ‘Ed said you can be deputy but he’s not having that Alexander c*nt in the cabinet.’
    Nicky: ‘He meant you Dougie.’

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  160. 169
    Warren McSporran says:

    “And if the tcheuchters do vote Yes, that’s your bloody fault as well.”

    Like

  161. 171
    Anonymous says:

    “You call me ‘Danny’ just one more time ad I’ll punch my own lights out!

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  162. 172
    Comrade Barroso says:

    “You know Clegg, I actually think that you’re job is safer than mine after last night!’

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  163. 173
    Tom Dalton says:

    “Ah bit yoo’re wishin’ ye took ‘at job at th’ European Commission afore squarin’ up tae UKIP”

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  164. 174
    I only read the Guardian Comments section for a laugh says:

    ‘That’s the last time we take election advice from Polly Toynbee!’

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  165. 175
    ex Tory Voter says:

    You would be more useful in Madame Tussauds.

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  166. 176
    Common Man says:

    The doors that way Clegg.

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  167. 177
    CBA says:

    Doggie: Ya see that Jeremy Vine; droning on and on about statistics, walking up and down on England saying how shite LibLabCon have done?

    Cleggy: I am aware of said presenter, yes

    Doggie: That’s your Dad that is, that’s your Dad talking about your job!

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  168. 178
    larrytate says:

    EuroStar is that way…

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  169. 179
    Not in my name says:

    “Now listen tae me ye English prick, hooe’re bad the Tories do, ’tis your lot he’ll be scunnered”

    Like

  170. 180
    Will says:

    Forget the bad news buddy, if I just tweak your nipple here, Nigel said you would find it arousing.

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  171. 181
    Rotherhampoofta says:

    The way out is over there!

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  172. 182
    Comical Dugi says:

    Just you just wait till you lose more of your MP’s when Scotland votes for independence, so there!

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  173. 184
    thostids says:

    “If I wave, you shoot him; don’t pretend. Do it…or you’ll get the buttie treatment, too!”.

    Like

  174. 185
    Gerbil 7 says:

    “I’m gonna get my cat on to you..”

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  175. 186
    Peter Martin says:

    “OK, we’re both agreed; we’ll reset the bar now to here and hope we get close next time”

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  176. 187
    Whiffler says:

    Wee toss-pot ……… “Hey yoo. Are yoo lookin’ at me ?”

    Taller toss-pot …(thinks) …. “La llama es un quadrupedo, que vive en los grandos rios como el Amazonas, que vive en los grandos rios como el … Amazonas!. Tiene dos orejas, una corazón, una frente y un pico para comer miel!

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  177. 188

    …and don’t even think you’ll be in line for a cushy number as DPM – come next May, the Green Party will have more MP’s than you lot.

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  178. 190
    Anonymous says:

    Still not as bad as you

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  179. 191
    Vince Cable's Rucksack says:

    If I’ve told you once, Cleggie, I’ve told you a hundred times.

    I do the strategy and Ed does the words. Then Miliband fucks it up.

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  180. 192
    Lie/Con/Fib Coalition says:

    Clegg: “Danny, trust me, I am looking you in the eye.”

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  181. 193
    Jim Halpern says:

    Douglas Alexander, seen here directing a confused Dutch tourist to the nearest toilet, displays his lovingly nurtured double chin, ready for the months ahead he will spend in the land of deep-fried Mars bars.

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  182. 195
    Bricktop says:

    Look, I say Look at me when Im fucking you boy…..

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  183. 196
    Funambulist says:

    Wee Dougie: ‘Under the new rules no one taller than the Speaker is allowed into the House.’

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  184. 200
    The General says:

    ” Now listen to wee Dougie, if ye wanta join us in coalition next year, ye need to drop the posh accent, get a decent parting in yer hair and pretend not to be a millionaire just like we do.”

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  185. 201
    Tankboy says:

    See you on celebrity big brother.

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  186. 207
    brokenhockeystick says:

    Dougie has a go at the “get your Clegg over” game, hazarding a gentle one-fingered push which, to be fair, will be more than enough.

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  187. 208
    moraymint says:

    “See that medal you’ve got there for being the biggest twat in the Political Universe? It’s well deserved, old fruit, well deserved.”

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  188. 209
    Cor Blimey says:

    Wee Dougie to robotic Clegg-
    Now if I press this button does it go to school meals or student fees?

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  189. 210
    Guto Thomas says:

    Wee Dougie:- Here’s the deal…..you hire me and i will get you a promotion!!!!

    Cleggy:- Ahhhh so i’ll be the leader of the Labour party???

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  190. 211
    Wee Jock McPlop-being 'wee' and generally 'Mcplopping' everywhere I go says:

    If you ‘Pull My Finger’, I bet you my arse can make more sense than you do…

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  191. 213

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  192. 214
    Anonymous says:

    Clegg thinks “When I am appointed ruler of this off shore penal colony I will have this annoying little person chained to a rock at low tide.

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  193. 215

    brilliant comments all

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  194. 216
    bob says:

    ‘Who is changing the deckchairs on the titanic’

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  195. 217
    PM says:

    Now come on, be honest, did you vote for UKIP?

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Left on Left says:

The lefties are attacking because the panellist is a millionaire and lives in a London home worth upwards of two million. Someone had best tell them he’s called Ed Miliband.


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