May 23rd, 2014

Bad Night for Pervs

Self-confessed teen fondler Mike Hancock has lost the Portsmouth council seat he has held for 43 years to UKIP. In fact Handycock came third, picking up just 628 votes. UKIP’s winning candidate Julie Swan twists the knife:

“It’s about time people were represented by a normal human being and someone who works for a living.”

Even worse news for the LibDems in Kingston, where they lost control of the council to the Tories. The fact that the last LibDem Kingston council leader has just been jailed for child porn offences can’t have helped. Good riddance. 


  1. 1
    Cynical prat says:

    Free to spend more time with his perversions.


  2. 2
    cheche says:

    Labour is only winning the immigrant vote Croydon – have you seen Hammersmiths theses days, and Hastings


    • 44
      Funambulist says:

      Friend of mine who lives in White City was telling me how she was surprised she was that she was the only white face in the polling station and that those lining up outside were mostly black. Sounds like someone organised de communitee to get out and vote. Silly woman voted Labour anyway as she always does.


    • 63
      broderick crawford says:

      Still loads of unexploded arrows around Hastings..


  3. 3
    G'day says:

    If you want results, wait for the Euro ones.

    Vive l’Europe
    Vive l’UKIP
    Vive Angleterre


    • 53
      Fratton Voters says:

      And you all thought on here that we were a load of f*ckwits. We got rid of the pervert Handycock and good riddance to the crooked b*stard.


    • 64
      broderick crawford says:

      G’ day . Don ‘t agree with your first ( written ) ” ejaculation “


  4. 4
    Arthur Scargill has left the Building says:

    Ooooh Dear such a shame….For the boaz affiliated crank…I hope his next shit is a hedgehog..


  5. 5
    Sweat in Gordon's crack says:

    I miss Peter Purves on the TV. Nowadays its full of nonces and perves


  6. 6
    Everyone says:


  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    With less work comes less stress.
    Must be good for ones mental health.


    • 54
      Handycock Teen Fondler says:

      I never did any work anyway just used my political status to get lots of sex. Boaz.


      • 65
        Ciaran Fail Goggins says:

        My best pal Neil Redrup was a labour councillor in Gosport Hampshire but he got convicted of being a paedophile at Southampton Crown Court and banged up inside on The numbers. He hid spy camera’s in his bathroom and toilet and filmed women and young girls. He is still into porn like me but has given up on politics. I don’t know if he knew Handcock. Nice guy…


        • 67
          goggzilla says:

          Are you the same Ciaran Goggins that was arrested for raping a student in 2004 at Hertfordshire Poly, and the same sick creep who thinks the rapist Ched Evans is innocent?


  8. 7
    Lib dems says:



    • 16
      Max says:

      We’ll done nigel farage and your team you all deserve a Holliday now, recharge your batteries for the general election next year. Watching the party commentators on sky this morning, they still don’t get it


      • 35
        pookie snackumberger says:

        You don’t think the MSM are going to let them get away with it do you?

        There’ll be no rest for him they will be hounding him relentlessly, ambushing him at every turn, trying to trip him up, digging up stuff he did as a toddler, you name it the establishment will be doing it.


        • 42
          Fred the pensioner says:

          Now the elections are over, there is not the slightest need for Nigel to entertain any of these lizards. He should just tell them (politely) to go away.


  9. 10

    New names in the post-revolutionary period:

    Nick Clegg: White Pee
    Tony Blair: White Fee
    Chuka Obama: White Gee
    Stella Creasy: White MEE!
    Dougie Alexander: White Wee
    Zac Goldsmith: White Zee
    Ed Miliband: White Sheet of Paper
    Dave Cameron: C*nt


  10. 12
    Quite says:


    • 15
      F##k the LibLabCon says:

      Well said.


      • 43
        Fred the pensioner says:

        Perhaps, but I rather think he was kicked out because his constituents were fed up being represented by a dirty little bearded perv.


        • 68
          Fully paid up dirty bearded perv with prison record to prove it says:

          ————– actually, to us genuine dirty bearded pervs he’s a bit of a non starter.


  11. 14
    Guffaws says:

    UKIP don’t control a single council.

    If they wanted seats it would have been cheaper to go to IKEA!


  12. 18
    Corporal 'Owen' Jones says:

    Don’t Panic! Don’t panic!

    Don’t panic, Mr Miliband! Don’t panic! They don’t like it up ‘em..
    I do ..but they don’t..Mr Miliband..Don’t panic!


  13. 21
    Rotherhampoofta says:

    Lib/Lab/Con message sinking in yet???


  14. 32
    David Cameron says:

    I get it


    • 36
      Herman Van Rumplepuss says:

      I don’t ? What’s the matter with your department, Kommissoner Cameron?

      Region South West Atlantic including Iceland has been troublesome lately.
      Sort out this problem or a replacement will have to be found.


    • 37
      pookie snackumberger says:

      What the Guardian?


  15. 38
    Name and address not supplied says:

    Ed , we have discontent building up, earth calling planet Zog, earth calling planet Zog, we have another one for your museum.


  16. 39
    Name and address not supplied says:

    Well Nige, you took the crap that was thrown at you on the nose, from the media , the BBC and you still came out fighting and you have done bloody well, Sunday won’t be the icing on the cake it will be the cake, you have eleven months to show the councillors you have on the councils , that they are real and honest people, working for the public good, in other words they will be UKIPs showcase and if things go on, you never know what you can make happen in 2015, well done.


  17. 41
    Not in my name says:

    Well perhaps now the firmly held shut lid will finally blow on the festering toxic brew that is the Portsmouth LibDem legacy.

    It will be messy and not just for this revolting specimen


  18. 45
    Handycock (Redux) says:

    I shall re-invent myself, and return when this craziness is over!
    Portsmouth… farewell and goodnight..


    • 55
      Handy's Boys says:

      Well said Handy. Who is going to bring in all the asylum seekers and fix us up with the planning permissions to house them, to launder our drug profits now? Boaz.


  19. 46
    Gary Glitter says:

    Do you wanna touch? YEH
    Do you wanna touch? YEH
    Do you wanna touch me there? YEH


  20. 50
    Creepy creep says:

    In fact Handycock came third,
    picking up just 628 votes.

    I should think so too. But 628 morally dubious idiots voted for him!

    The man should be in prison under the guidance of a psychiatrist.


  21. 58
    Karma says:



  22. 59
    James O'Bottom says:

    What Ukip need to do when the electoral dust settles is promote a few more faces to appear on tv let Nige have a break! There will now be some more prominent figures in the party. As for ‘Cock this grotty man is now vamoosh.


  23. 66

    Reblogged this on Reblogged Blogs and commented:
    One way or another life really does kick you when you most deserve it! This man should never be allowed near young ladies or political activities of any sort whatsoever!


  24. 71
    fuck ukip says:

    UKIP have been taken in hook like and sinker. Just another Tory toffs


  25. 72

    Nothing wrong with a little perving


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