May 22nd, 2014

WATCH: Nick Herbert Says “F**kwit” on Daily Politics


  1. 1
    ed milliband peoples representitive of doncaster says:

    who’s nick herbert?

  2. 2
    Herbert has previous says:

    He’s done this sort of thing before. I wonder if he does it for a bet?

  3. 3
    Old Salvo says:

    Herbert by name….

  4. 4
    YouKipper says:

    Priceless. He should have triumphantly smiled after his response to teacher’s “we won’t be having anymore of that” handslap!

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    He does however get to the heart of the problem

  6. 6
    OxfordSimon says:

    He is absolutely right to call out the abusive language used on Twitter. We should not be afraid of hearing such words – indeed I hear worse coming from the playground of the primary school across from where I live.

  7. 7
    B3 says:

    He really is a loose cannon.

  8. 8
    veejay says:

    For anyone being given a folded ballot paper that obscures the ukip candidate:

    You are quite within your rights to report that to the police. Even though this country has problems with postal vote fraud, in general electoral law is one of the few areas the police still take seriously (along with thought crimes and so called “racism”) – look how swiftly the BBC pulled that mouthy bitch from her position. They know that getting prosecuted for breaching electoral law is a huge deal.

    You can go to the local police station to report it or phone on a non-emergency number. At worst the police will send someone to the polling station to stop them doing it again. At best we might see a crooked Labour or Tory supporter or just some far-left fanatic get his collar felt.

    If anyone else experiences it – confront them when they do it and explain that they are supposed to hand it out unfolded and then if you’re not convinced it was an accident go to the police. This is the sort of thing that could easily throw a few elderly voters enough to take some votes off Ukip.

    The feminists in parrticular are very good at using internet and technology (all created by men!) to advance their hateful extreme ideology. See how a few hundred complained and got inverdale thrown off wimbeldon coverage etc. So I wouldn’t be shocked if they are involved in this, they know ukip might be less scared of them.

  9. 9
    @Us_politics_guy says:

    Is Fuk Wit Labor or Conservatory? Wouldn’t be YouKip #votelabor

  10. 10
    JoCo says:

    If that c u nt does that again on my prog, I’ll fucking ‘av ‘im!

  11. 11
    A man with a bacon butte says:

    At least most people can understand what he is talking about.

  12. 12
    No good boyo says:

    I dont like women.

    Women is nasty.

  13. 13
    Vote FUKWIP says:

    Will this effect the electoral result???

  14. 14
    Liar.Politicians says:

    I thought Nick Herbert was describing himself!

  15. 15
    RickB says:

    What’s Jo Coburn getting uptight about ? Paxo was using the F word on Newsnight two nights ago.

  16. 16
    Tom Catesby. says:

    On the contrary Mr Speaker, I do except they are all c^nts.

  17. 17
    JJ says:

    Why did our polling station pass our ballot papers to us folded at the bottom?
    We also only have pencils in the open booths to mark my our votes with a wall to wall mirror opposite the open booths?

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    No c words says:

    Oh dear did someone say a rude word on BBC the producer of DP will surely now be sacked or asked (forced) to resign!

  19. 19
    Barroso says:

    Vote for me!

    ah … hang on a sec …

  20. 20
    PC PC Plod says:

    If someone gets offended by that comment then no you can say that.

  21. 21
    Adolph Hitler says:

    My final will and political testament:

    My personal will:
    I leave all my worldly possessions,(France, Italy, Romania, Czechoslovakia, Belgium, Downe, Holland etc…etc…to charity.

    Political Testament:
    Nigel may speak on my behalf for the next 1000 years.

  22. 22

    If you are having problems with your ballot paper please immediately follow these steps.

    1. Take your ballot paper firmly in one hand and with your other hand unfold the paper.

    2. Locate the box marked UKIP and with your free hand make an X –

    3. That’s it.

  23. 23
    veejay says:

    Women are lovely. But feminist are very, very nasty.

  24. 24
    veejay says:

    Quite good of the EU, BBC or or whoever it is pays you for your time to continue even on to polling day. Pity for you that you didn’t notice that the more you smeared Nigel, the more support he got.

  25. 25
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Anyone saying the ‘N’ word, anywhere or at anytime, whilst working for the BBC, or on BBC premises will be sacked.

    There are no exceptions – Use of the ‘Nigel’ word is considered disgusting and is strictly prohibited by the BBC

  26. 26
    Vote FUKWIP says:

    DP…as in double penetration?

    Brillo loves that particular double entendre, and so does Portfolio.


  27. 27
    grasmit says:

    none of this explains JOCo having an extraordinary resemblance to Lois Grifffin

  28. 28
    Bumservative Party says:

    Nigel for President!

  29. 29
    JJ says:

    Why the pencils?
    Why the open booths?
    Why in my case was there a wall to wall mirror opposite the booths?

  30. 30
    BBC Red Bottom says:

    10pm news

    “….and polls have closed across the country as the nation voted today…
    Exit polls show Labour to be leading with the Tories second and the liberals in a close third. The Green party did better than expected gaining some 12% of the vote..Other minor parties also got between 2-3% of the vote..”

  31. 31
    Gordon McBreath says:

    No – Women is bigoty!

  32. 32
    PC Dixon says:

    Yes who is he?

  33. 33
    The BBC is full of bigots says:

    What a fuckwit.

  34. 34
    cbr100rr says:

    I live in France and cannot vote UKIP.
    I am fed up with foreginers coming and living in the UK, It is OK for me to live in France, though. British people should be allowed to live wherever they want but not anyone else.
    I love flashing people there.

  35. 35
    The Growler says:

    Sounds like a right Herb, if the the blue rinse set from his constituency saw it they will become the purple rinse set, he is a silly boy

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  37. 37
    UKIPPER says:

    Of course leaving the EU will restrict Britons from living where they like in Europe.
    So it isn’t one way as you allude.

    If the French wish you to live in France, what do we care?

    If you want to live in the Uk, have a job and are prepared to accept that you may not be automatically entitled to free healthcare, education, welfare or housing and have no automatic right to reside indefinitely within the UK, then you can live here too.

    Not hard is it?

  38. 38

    Vote UKIP :-D

  39. 39
    táxpáyér says:

    Nigel Is NOT a socialist like Adolph was.

    National Socialist, International Socialist, the problem is not patriotism it’s socialism.

  40. 40
    rick says:

    Wasn’t Guy Gibson’s dog in the “Dam Busters” called Nigel ?

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    Fruitcake and swivel eyed loony loving the panic and utter desperation says:

    Q. Has Herbert upset Coburn & the BBC?

    A. Yes

    Well done Mr Herbert.

    You can rest assured if it was a member of the Labour Party being so described the BBC would be all over it.

  42. 42
    Bumservative Party says:

    You are SO right. I never realised.

  43. 43
    Dangerous Brian says:

    Get lost dick brain, not funny, not relevant and certainly not going to make anyone who is desperate for change move their position one iota.

  44. 44
    Round_or_Flat says:

    It has begun to thunder and hail. Good weather for an pro-EU turnout don’t you think?
    What again are the things pro-EUs value the most in life:

    A strong sense of self and belonging?
    Reliance on Number One?
    Toughness and Resilience?
    Determination for their children to live in their own community?
    Determination that their children won’t get by-passed job allocation?

    Oh well! They won’t mind a little rain then. Will they?.

  45. 45
    Adolph Hitler says:

    Camp Z, Mytchett Place, Aldershot. June 1941:

    “Loyal SS death squad parachute into England to free Herr Hess.
    Ferocious gun battle, hundreds killed on both sides.
    Glory to the Fatherland.
    Seig Heil.

    Didn’t read that in a history book did you, you piece of shit.

  46. 46
    Adolph Hitler says:

    Chief Of Nazi Intelligence, Grand Admiral Canaris to be exposd as a British MI6 double agent.

    So we didn’t know of death camps?

    Get out of that you piece of UKip shite.

  47. 47
    anon says:

    I have never sworn on this site yet but FUCK RIGHT OFF. Lois is HOT. She is top totty. That Coburn woman is a shrewish, vinegar faced, marxist haridan. I refer you to Silvio Berlusconi for a full description. How dare you besmirch Lois.

  48. 48
    Double Dim Jim says:

    Poor JoCo my arse. She always looks like she is sucking a lemon on the Daily Bullshit.

  49. 49
    Fuck this for a bunch of soldiers says:

    Fucking swearing on the fucking BBC these days? What’s the fucking world fucking coming too?

  50. 50
    DonkeyDong says:

    Uptight, dopey tart. She needs a good seeing to.

    I’d offer my services but I’m on de Piero this afternoon.

  51. 51
    Norma Stitz says:

    JoCo is quite milfy, but let down by two things:

    a) she pouts rather like Dame Edna and
    b) she has an awful coarse laugh.

    I did enjoy her summer frock riding way up her leg the other day though.

  52. 52
    Jack Ketch. says:

    But they did, Lizzie 10am bulletin. He voted in Tunbridge Wells, although he lives at
    Berrys Green in Westerham.

  53. 53
    non taxable pikey says:

    Don’t think there is a West African river called Nigel.

  54. 54
    No c words says:

    There’s rude words then there’s Nigel BBC are making plans for Nigel as we speak

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    DonkeyDong says:

    WTF has Canaris got to do with UKIP.

    Canaris died almost TWENTY YEARS before Farage was born.

    You disingeneous, twisted, snidey, bilious carbunckle upon satan’s arse.

    Leave the keyboard alone and stick to what you know best: Licking windows.

  56. 56
    DonkeyDong says:

    Fuck off you antagonistic, shit-stirring bellend.

    Go rimjaw your sister before your dad does.

  57. 57
    DonkeyDong says:

    Attempts at comedy do not change the fact that you are a trustafarian slaphead.

    You may go. And don’t get any ideas of becoming Prime Minister. Us Brits can see through your pisspoor attempts to become ObamaClone.

  58. 58
    Yolanda Squatpump says:

    Bloody MPs, will they ever get anything right?
    Teresa May isn’t a f**kwit…….yesterday at the Police Federation she came as Catweasel.

  59. 59
    Walk softy and carry a bit keyboard says:

    He called the Home Secretary a Fuckwit! I’d call her an Oxbridge Buffoon meself like (of which there seems to be a rather disproportionate amount in Govt. at the moment-but hey, nepotism is acceptable in the UK. In any other Country it’d be called Corruption)…Each to their own I suppose.

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    Lukewarm says:

    No idea who she is, but she’s rather tasty

  61. 61
    PC says:

    ….Blazing Saddles,…”The sherrifs a “nigel”..(almost works as an alternative)!

  62. 62
    thostids says:

    Nah. Saw the film recently, The dog was called errrr ha. I think it was a code but they hadn’t owned up to GCHQ and Enigma when they made it.

  63. 63
    anon says:

    Rule No 1 is always -no poofs!

  64. 64
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    You are a fukwit

  65. 65
    ed milliband peoples representitive of doncaster says:

    you were doing really well untill the last paragraph

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    Anonymous says:

    Nick is probably just the sort to be easily offended. What a twat.

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    S'only me says:

    What exactly is a fu ck wit?

    Is it a person skilled at making clever and funny f…s

  68. 68
    You don't have to be a shitstabber to work here - but it helps says:

    One of Fat Slug Dave’s many tame arsebandits. He’s one of the loud and proud type, not the many still crammed in the bulging closet.

  69. 69
    Goodluck Umunna says:

    Three swarthy fellows – I’m so glad they decided to come here to enrich our society.

  70. 70
    The ghost of Freddie Trueman says:

    Fawlty Towers, the Major describing the difference between the West Indian cricketers and the Indians. 2 for 1 there. Still broadcast intact, so who’s responsible ? and who goes ?

  71. 71
    Anonymous says:

    Giving a good view of her cellulite

  72. 72
    Prince Charles says:

    Make him my speech writer

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    Anonymous says:

    Too much Friesian in the mix for my liking.
    Is it an equality thing to pair up Brillo (the best interviewer we have, who talks across politicos who are evading a question) with JoCo who talks across people who are trying to make a point – daft moo

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    Socialism = Starvation says:

    When I went to Spain in 1983, before it joined the EEC, it had many Britons residing there, not all dodging extradition. There’s no particular reason why the UK leaving the EU would mean that Britons could not live in Europe.

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    Yes, it is hard. says:

    Actually, it could go badly for us French “residents” who live in France but are not citizens. Both Sarkozy and Hollande have tried to levy discriminatory taxes on us but have been rebuffed by Brussels. I prefer to live in France partly because the UK NHS is collapsing, even if it is still cheaper than Dignitas.

    You are right, if I returned to the UK my access to the NHS would be much inferior to that of any asylum seeker. In France exit, may leave me a foreigner in France, without free health care.

    I respect Nigel a lot, he is up-front and genuine but he could be the death of me!

  76. 76
    lescrompsblogg says:

    Me thinks this fuckwit might have been on a long lunch #Fuckwitgate

  77. 77
    Hugh Janus says:

    You really are a broken-brained, cock-gobbling, goat-shagging twatferret, AH.

  78. 78
    Grant Schapps says:

    Vote Tory!

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