May 21st, 2014

The Man Who Hated Bacon


The Standard reports:

“Mr Miliband’s battle to consume the greasy treat alarmed his media minders, who tried to stop photographers taking close-ups of butter oozing between his teeth. After a few bites, the Labour leader appeared defeated, and the snack was put into the custody of Lord Wood, a senior shadow cabinet member.”

As Gordon said in ’10: “If you can’t get your photo right, it’s pretty difficult to get your policies right.”

Via Standard.


  1. 1
    oscar says:

    Labour spastic…

  2. 2
    Gromit says:

    mouldy chees

  3. 3
    Nigel Farage says:

    My politics consists of demanding more state expenditure, even though throwing money at the problem makes not one jot of difference.

  4. 4
    Ed Balls says:

    Why I’m Voting Ukip Because I got on the train this morning and people were speaking Welsh.

  5. 5
    Golder's Green says:

    Is that bacon kosher?

  6. 6
    Me says:

    Is this burger Halal?

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

  8. 8
    Me says:

    Ed relaxes after another triumphant radio interview.

  9. 9
    Patrick O'Flynn says:

    It’s only when you engage with UKIPpers online that you realise what a toxic herd of steaming ignoramuses they really are.

  10. 10
  11. 11
    still walking into darkness says:

    inbreeding is my guess

  12. 12
    @realMrsshitrit says:

    Well , he does have a sinus problem and I believe this was operated on. If anyone knows about sinus problems it can be difficult to eat and breathe at the same time, or talk and make sense ..
    Well that’s my answer anyhow

  13. 13
    Fucking dis custard says:

    He is rather strange isn’t he.

  14. 14
    Oh Justine! says:

  15. 15
    Ethel of Purley says:

    That fucking gobshyte want to be Prime Minister?

  16. 16
    TheOldCodger says:

    He looks like Mr Bean’s brother!( with apologies to Mr Bean)

  17. 17
    James says:

    If Ed gets in power, I’m denouncing my British citizenship. His policies are a joke. The guy hasn’t a clue about the real world outside his bubble.

  18. 18
    still walking into darkness says:

    has anyone got a list of pro labour blogs that I can go and infiltrate and troll?

  19. 19
    Guffaws says:

    Hilarious! I hope he becomes the next PM. It’ll be a laugh a day!

  20. 20
    Fucking dis custard says:

    A dead ringer for Mr Bean

  21. 21
    Fred says:

    Ed Mongband

  22. 22
    Ed Miliband says:

    Politics, is not about personalities. People will not vote for UKIP or Labour because of the popularity of one single person. Isn’t that right Nigel?

  23. 23
    Wee Dougie says:

    That’s going on our manifesto cover.

  24. 24
    Gormless buffoon says:

    Is that a man of the people butty he is being forced to eat for the cameras this morning?
    Bet he’s never eaten one before in his cosseted life.

  25. 25
    Fred says:

    That is truly vile.

  26. 26
    tooting popular front says:

    Rather sadly they don’t have that many readers, a bit like The Guardian.

  27. 27
    King James 1 says:

    Surely no rational, sentient Human Person would want this as PM!

  28. 28
    BrindleFlyer says:

    Play the ball not the man.

  29. 29
    Anonymous says:


  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    “Why Is He So Weird?”
    Is it because he wears his weirdness on his sleeve? Whilst other politicians have a bespoke suit slipped on over the top, to better conceal it.

  31. 31
    Trekker says:

    Why is he so weird?

    Because he’s a Vulcan. Can someone use Photoshop to give him a Star Trek costume please?

  32. 32
    ed the wanker says:

    spunk bubble

  33. 33
    Glenn Miliband says:

    This made me crash somewhere.

  34. 34
    BrindleFlyer says:

    A pathetic level of political debate. I don’t support Milliband, but Guido’s constant attacks are puerile, and yours even worse.

  35. 35
    Vote UKIP says:

    Not impressed

    fucking paparazzi sticking their noses in is not a good thing to encourage

  36. 36
    Dingleberry says:

    The problem with capitalism, is that you run out of other people’s money..

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck off you gay tory twat

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    Carefully placed thumb to avoid spillage.

  39. 39
    Perse O'Nalley says:

    Looks like he’s gagged on Mark Oaten’s cock.

  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

    He’s not from this planet. He’s a reptilian shapeshifter doing his best to appear human and failing miserably, Blair did a much better job of it.

  41. 41
    Common sense says:

    It’s not human is it?

  42. 42
    Socialism is theft says:

    I hate Miliband but all these juvenile attacks on him are pathetic. It is policy that should be questioned – not the idiosynchrasies of people.

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    such a gimp. does he have no self-awareness of control over his own facial expressions?

  44. 44
    Anonymous says:

    Maybe so , anyway for my five pence I think it’s a bit cruel even though I don’t like the bloke.

  45. 45
    JH326ya34523432 says:

    It’s because he has spent his entire life in a bubble, a little Marxist dream world where everyone waffles their academic theories and then suddenly some money appears in their pocket and then they get to be in charge of an entire country that they despise.

    Don’t try explaining where the money comes from. They don’t care, and would never understand even if they did.

    If he had had to sing for his supper, just once, he would have realised that coming across as an awkward, obtuse, trite, academic spasmo is not conducive to others voluntarily giving you money in exchange for your services.

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    There is no ball to play. Miliband stands for absolutely nothing, he is a vacuous husk of a human with no principles.

  47. 47
    Common sense says:

    This shocks me? its almost as if len mclusterfuck doesn’t have his hand up milbands arse working his mouth like a puppet

  48. 48
    Socialism is theft says:

    People in socialist countries can’t travel far enough to suck the teat in capitalist ones.

  49. 49
    a non says:

    Poor show Guido. Everybody can make a lousy photo when eating or completing any daily occurrence. Is this meant to balance the uncomplimentary photos the MSM have been placing for the last 6 months to undermine Farage’s appeal?
    Play the ball, not the man.

  50. 50
    Round the Bend says:

    Is that a kosher bacon sarni I can see?

  51. 51
    Oh, really? says:

    Might he be a High Functioning Asperger’s?

  52. 52
    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    not halal .. that will alienate one section of voters – hasn’t the Dynorodbloke they imported got to grips with him yet

  53. 53
    Common sense says:

    speak for yourself, I think its good to expose what a weird nut job he is,

  54. 54
    táxpáyér says:

    When will Edgar Bug reveal himself?

  55. 55
    Mrs Duffy says:

    Where did all these mongs come from?

  56. 56
    Steve Miliband says:


  57. 57
    Vote UKIP says:

    I am sure the fat little fucker called neo would not look any better if he was photo’d shoving all those pies in his chubby gob.

    This is wank of the highest order.

    Criticise Ed’s policies, it’s easy enough; this juvenile attack, like those on Farage, is demeaning to everyone.

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    People attack him because they can’t attack his policies as he hasn’t got any.

  59. 59
    Socialism is theft says:

    But Patrick on what policies, other than your own personal bigotry, do you justify your opinion? You don’t say. The arguments against UKIP have been completely discredited by Clegg and others.

  60. 60
    Golden Arches says:

    As he only spends £70 a week on food, he is forced to eat the food of the proles but doesn’t quite know how to…..

    That what happens when Weirdo Mili-o-naire is advised by Mili Munchkins

  61. 61
    Me says:

    OK, he is not only weird but wrong.

  62. 62
    Jim Grant says:

    Who is Ed Miliband?

  63. 63
    Pork Scratchings says:

    He looks like he is trying to bolt it down as he has just seen fatbot enter the room.

  64. 64
    táxpáyér says:

    He looks like Edgar Bug from Men in Black

  65. 65
    TT says:

    I can’t stand the Millipede, but this is quite mean – almost made me feel sorry for him…

  66. 66
    Steve Miliband says:

    There are no policies from either to criticise

  67. 67
    Me says:

    Democracy can be a bugger when you don’t agree with people.

  68. 68
    Ed Moribund says:

    I would like to say that the person who is in charge of the thing they are in charge of is doing a splendid job for labour. They have been an asset to the party for a period of time that i cannot specify at the moment. This man or woman who is in charge of this place, wherever it is, has my full support.

  69. 69
    U&KIPPER says:

    Twas the night before Voting and all round the place
    Tories have realised their losing the race
    UKIP have gotten them right on the ropes
    In the EU election they haven’t a hope
    R+B immigrants let in by these fools
    Will all require healthcare, housing and schools
    The Tories it seems obey EU orders
    And flatly refuse to shut down our borders
    So it’s good-by to Cameron and all of his mates
    And hello to someone we know Cameron hates


  70. 70
    Sam the Skull drinking Buckfast in Maryhill says:

    Lookalikes. Are they related? The world should be told.

  71. 71
    Liar.Politicians says:

    The unpalatable Labour party policies. Can’t even eat his own words.

  72. 72
    Takes one to spot one says:

    You think you would look any better when eating?

  73. 73
    JH326ya34523432 says:

    He’s a fucking weirdo. The media is going to be choc-a-bloc with photos and videos like this in the run up to the general election.

    Get used to it. The electorate won’t.

  74. 74
    Apthorpe says:

    Really? You’ve must mix in odd circles then. UKIP is the result of the neglect of the two main parties to address in democratic way the question of Britain’s role in Europe. The EU is a poltical project that has as its end game a federal Europe. This is being done by stealth avoiding a full open dabate that is then tested by the electorate voting on whenther this is what they want for Britain. It’s simple really but our current politcal elite live in fear of putting it to the electorate. Why?

    Fell free pop over and we’ll give you all the detail you need.
    Lets see how the EU aganda looks after tomorrow shall we.

  75. 75
    Grow the fuck up says:

    That is simply not true.

  76. 76
    Stu says:

    I think you may find that no one criticises Millibands policies because he has non.

  77. 77
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Why is he so weird ?

    ………..because he went to a Comprehensive School .

    Do I get a prize now ?

  78. 78
    Winston says:

    Much as I despise Labour and the champagne socialist set of North London, I am getting bored with Guido’s overtly personal attacks on Ed Miliband. It will backfire as nobody likes bullies. Actually, I would rather have lunch with a weird Miliband than a patronising, PR ponce like Cameron-Clegg.

  79. 79
    LOL says:

    An oldie but a goodie – still my favourite example of “Most Guardian headline ever”

    Can vegans stomach the unpalatable truth about quinoa?
    Ethical consumers should be aware poor Bolivians can no longer afford their staple grain, due to western demand raising prices

  80. 80
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    Difficult to eat and breath? Milliband struggles with engaging his brain every time he tries to speak.

  81. 81
    Das Baconbutty says:

    No. He was busy with Marxist theory when he should have been learning how to eat.
    Eating properly is considered to be a bourgeois concept.

  82. 82
    Grow the fuck up says:

    You’re the fucking weirdo, you desperate tory rent boy

  83. 83
    The East of England says:

    *polite applause*

  84. 84
    Sir Nob Skelpoff says:

    Ed just back from his holidays:

  85. 85
    Chris Bryant's talking underpants says:

    New here?

  86. 86
    candida camera says:

    A while back the term ‘ra-pe’ was being used by a politician, out of context.
    This photo borders on the situation concerning ‘ra-pe by camera’ similar to the one shown with Chris Huhne’s nose distorted by an overzealous cameraman splashed on these pages.
    I would seriously suggest that you yourselves -Big G , Little G, and WikiG consider your own much publicised lunchtime eating / drinking habits.
    Having undermined your credibility with recent copy there could me many disgruntled citizens / contributors out there eagerly awaiting ther own attempts at ‘pay back’.

  87. 87
    From the director of THE WIND THAT SHAKES THE BARLEY says:

    I trust you’re all going to support British cinema by going to see the new Ken Loach film.

  88. 88
    Nigel Evans says:

    Gottle of geer

  89. 89
    Anonymous says:

    Denouncing, or Renouncing,James/

  90. 90
    The East of England says:

    If it’s good enough for Steve Bell et al…

  91. 91
    The East of England says:

    His brother is Mr Banana.

  92. 92
    Bill Quango MP says:

    If he was any more plastic faced he could be a computer generated image from the 80s.

    “Shhhnneed Ghhheer lllill,,,,Dedededee de de ..

    HI.. I’m M..M..Ma…Ma..Ma…Max RedDoom …Channel twenty three-three-three—Hi … Max RedDoom… Len McCluskey’s favourite V..v…v….VJ!”

  93. 93
    Dr Who says:

    Yes actually. Because I’m at ease in my own skin, have manners, physical grace and am not socially awkward. Cut the sandwich into manageable bites with a knife first Ed: you know you’ll be photographed. There’s really no need to eat like Gollum.

  94. 94
    a non says:

    He may be a weirdo but he is Labour’s little weirdo and needs all our protection to continue in his position leading their party.
    Attempts at humiliation could possibly backfire as they have done with media and MSM attacks on Farage.
    Please do not give them any chance of recovery….

  95. 95
    My laptop says:

    Labour are losing an election. What did you expect?

  96. 96
    Ed Miliband says:

    I am fluent in shitspeak, it’s my main language.

  97. 97
    JH326ya34523432 says:

    At least I charge rent.

  98. 98
    JH326ya34523432 says:

    Showing weird photos of someone who looks weird 99% of the time can’t really be called an attempt at humiliation.

  99. 99
    Cynic2 says:

    Bacon is for the little people – in an non judgmental way

  100. 100
    The Critic says:

    Did you watch Ed’s party political broadcast last week?

  101. 101
    My laptop says:

    It is better than the alternatives.

  102. 102
    Cynic2 says:

    Was it British Bacon from British Pigs or Euro Bacon?

  103. 103
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Aha, looks like we have a po-faced Labour crony!

    Admit it, your leader can’t even eat a sandwich without looking like a plonker. His increasingly hard Left stance is a threat to our way of life.

  104. 104
    Ed's Housekeeper says:

    He once had a club sandwich at the Ritz. The meal cost him and his small family 70 or 80 quid. Still, it’s not as if he spends the weekly grocery budget on any groceries, is it?

  105. 105
    Perry Neeham says:

    Poor old Guido, the swivel eyed loons froth at the mouth when he flags up some spectacular fruitcake UKIP candidates and the holier-than-thou crowd have a pop when he has a laugh at Milipede eating a sarmy.

  106. 106
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Poor Ed ..Looking at a Bacon sarnie and thinking “Whatever doesn’t kill me can only make me stronger..”

    And then finds it is killing him

  107. 107
    Voting UKIP says:

    Halal bacon sandwich?

  108. 108
    Twozin Portside says:

    I so miss old Frankie Howerd.

  109. 109
    David Icke says:

    See? I was right. No member of the homo sapiens species would react like that to a bacon sarnie.

  110. 110
    LOL says:

    I like Farage and I’ll be voting UKIP but I have to admit this is rather funny. Similar videos have been done on other party leaders before, so it’s something to take with good humour.

  111. 111
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Len McCluskey seems to like him.

  112. 112
    Lenin McClusterfuck says:

    If you’re bored please feel free to take a fuck off pill rather than try to dictate content on here.

  113. 113
    Red Ken LyingScum says:

    I tried to bring home the bacon of Izlum

  114. 114
    still walking into darkness says:

    not sure about the high functioning bit

  115. 115
    a non says:

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
    I still appreciate the manner , attitudes and general demeanor of late greats W.C.Fields and Groucho Marx ;)

    One day , we may look back and appreciate the humour of Ed, having graced the political stage.

  116. 116
    Anonymous says:

    How long before the call goes out for the return of Blair and………………..wait for it……………………………………………BANANA MAN?

  117. 117
    Lenin McClusterfuck says:

    Yeah most of us don’t eat crap for the cameras just to show the muggles we’re normal. Spectacular backfire.

  118. 118
    A desperate band of lying tossers attempting to besmirch a man who speaks unpopular truths says:

    Hello again, – we are HQCC toffeenosedtossers – we work for ‘Dave’ – and he told us to mess up UKIP – like he’s got no answers himself and is just another useless tosser like what we are..

  119. 119
    Lenin McClusterfuck says:

    He’s probably crying all the way from Natwest to Oddbins.

  120. 120
    Jan says:

    He should have gone for the salt beef.

  121. 121
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Has Ed’s media team given up?

    There seems to be no merit in anything they organise. If they can screw up during a local election campaign what will they do at General Election?

  122. 122
    Lenin McClusterfuck says:

    It’s a pig killed by the h­alal method – je­ws won’t eat any other sort.

  123. 123
    Lenin McClusterfuck says:

    It’s a dirty job but ….

  124. 124
    SS says:

    Support Labour, contact Labour, our new mail address is

  125. 125
    You don't bring me flowers anymore says:

    Feeling sorry for Weird Ed? You’re having a larf.

    Team Ed invited the press pack to watch him go and buy flowers (at 6.30 am!) with a stop off en route in a cafe to show how in tune he is with small business. This was Ed’s photo op and he got it. In this new Alexrodian era it became the clusterf*ck to which we are now accustomed. The cafe owner turned out to be a Tory voter and Ed dodged a costh of flowerth cwisith.

    And what about Justine’s flowers: “I’m just about to do that!” he exclaimed, before choosing 20 stunning scarlet Grand Prix roses from the stall of Bobby Armitt, who charged him just £10 for the blooms which normally cost £15 wholesale.

  126. 126
    C.N.D. or no more foreign invasions says:

    Has Miliband acquired B.S.E. by any chance. A thorough medical examination must be made, and regularly followed up if the chap is to be allowed any where near the dreaded button

  127. 127
    Perry Neeham says:

    Dan Hannan once said that, given enough time, the primary function of any bureaucracy becomes the employment of its employees.
    Nowhere is this better illustrated than with the EU-beauro-gravy-train.

  128. 128
    rick says:

    Don’t feel too sorry for Milly – it was just a badly staged ‘man o’ the people’ photo-op gone wrong.

  129. 129
    Tesco Is Shite says:

    So, Anonymous – as the only full-time contributor to this blog, why are you wasting your life on endless, contradictory, obsessive and often appallingly written posts? I’ve suspected for some time time that you suffer from an untreated mental condition. Now I know it. As a psychologist I’m certain you’d provide enough material for an entire conference. Your post Number 37 is the ranting of an unhappy, unfulfilled and compulsively nasty individual. I’ve expressed this in layman’s terms as I doubt you’d be able to cope with the full, clinical assessment.

    You’d be doing everyone a favour if YOU did what you suggested poster number 48 should do. Please do it NOW.

  130. 130
    geordieboy says:

    Ed realises he has just made a pigs ear of the photo shoot.

  131. 131
    Is that halal bacon? says:

    No, he’s weird, wrong AND a mong that can’t feed himself properly.
    I suggest he sticks to follow-on-milk, it’s safer.

  132. 132
    fhip says:

    WTF do you call Ed’s incredible shrinking man skit which Ed personally sanctioned? He is an idiosyncratic, posh, left wing, hypocrite.

  133. 133
    Anonymous says:

  134. 134
    Anonymous says:

    Funny – I seem to remember everyone loving the Graun’s constant photos of Tories looking weird back in ’97…

  135. 135
    Gerbil 7 says:

    The NHS is heading there fast.

  136. 136
    Anonymous says:

    #Wibble #WotNoSamich

  137. 137
    Whiffler says:

    I had this funny feeling that all the Milibands were fronts** – in which case you wouldn’t expect him to be hot on bacon. I know some do …. but why was he asked to eat something he doesn’t like?

    Bloody politicians – make even good honest food seem dirty.

    ** cockney – go look it up. see also fourbies

  138. 138
    Lenin McClusterfuck says:

    He’s not a man he’s a fucking ball.

  139. 139
    Whiffler says:

    PS – he does look really silly though.

  140. 140
    Poor Ed says:

    Just imagine if he’d been obliged to wash it down with some of that awful stuff that the proles drink in – what do you call them? Pubs, is it?

  141. 141
    The Wild Colonial Boy says:

    Not a relation but a familiar spirit.

  142. 142
    Slobberdown Menob says:

    Maybe he could do a double act with brown eating bogey’s, still amazes me that he remembers to breath and not shit himself.

  143. 143
    fhip says:

    Looking at the photos at a glance left me with a striking impression that whoever was eating that sandwich did not like it therefore beggaring the question “why did he do it?”

  144. 144
    Anonymous says:

    Erm, you do know that “Anonymous” is the username which appears if you don’t enter anything into the “Name” box when posting?

    As this site doesn’t require unique usernames anyway, choosing one is fairly pointless, so some of us don’t bother.

  145. 145
    Anonymous says:

    You can’t engage with Labour online because they only use sites that delete all off message comments.

  146. 146
    DB says:

    Did Disraeli eat bacon?

  147. 147
    Lenin McClusterfuck says:

    No, there’s few of them on here whining like pussies…

    Patrick O’Flynn

    All pretending their not Labour but then trying to get on their high horse about playing the ball etc.

  148. 148
    Genghiz the kahn says:
  149. 149
    Don't Blame Jim Grant says:

    We are led to beleive Labour/he ASKED for this photo call

  150. 150
    Wee-wee Ed says:

    M-m-m-m-m-m-m-miss can I go to the toilet?

    No it’s too late now.

  151. 151
    Maqb­oul says:

    Not with his filthy hands in public surrounded by the press. He had more repose than that.

  152. 152
    Dingleberry says:

    Instead the teats are all occupied by crony capitalists..

  153. 153
    Anonymous says:

    Guido’s in cahoots with fellow UKIP and Ed hater, Dan “Dopes need Soap” Hodges.

    This site’s totally lost the plot these days.

  154. 154
    Ned Ludd says:

    Quite right. Whatever abuse we hurl at polticians, it is small beer to the contempt they all show towards us, the sheep who vote em in year after sodding year and are fleeced and sometimes sent to die for the barstids. feck em all, they deserve some abuse. You have to accept if you come on here you are going to read some pretty strong stuff, but by God they are funny on here, which is why I keep coming back. Now off you feck and let the grownups play.

  155. 155
    Ned Ludd says:

    Oh do feck off. Poor show! Oh, Jolly dee, Guido say I! Whack Ho as well.

  156. 156
    Fitbad the Tailor says:

    He is doing a great job as leader of the council.

  157. 157
    Fitbad the Tailor says:

    What’s Farage doing in the background?

  158. 158
    Tim Yeo-Yo says:

    It’s simple. It’s because he’s had limited human interaction outside of the socialist bubble that he grew up in, and outside the one in which he now lives.

    Normal kids played sport, watched star wars and swapped football stickers.

    Milliband hates sports (like all socialists), probably had no idea what Star Wars was and swapped theories on Marxism with his fathers cronies.

  159. 159
    troff of bowland says:

    I liked it when Mao, Pol Pot etc made all the bien pensants work in the rice fields. Can’t see Milliband showing builders bum whilst digging for victory.

  160. 160
    Halal Pork Pie says:

    Fair play to him though… No bib.

  161. 161
    Anonymous says:

    I like Ed Miliband. He is funny. Is he related to Ken Dodd by any chance

  162. 162
    troff of bowland says:

    Yes Mr Milliband a pancetta focaccia, would you like spelt or durum spring wheat artisanal bread, black spot or old English farm reared organic bacon.

  163. 163
    Eduardo Balls ....Guilty as charged says:

    True, but he’ll not be shy about spending the expenses we fund

  164. 164
    The British media are cunts says:

    Actually if Red Ed had just been eating privately I’d have had sympathy for him, but this was a PR photo stunt and it went badly wrong.

  165. 165
    Norma Stitz says:

    Axelrod is failing at his job. He should have had the crusts cut off. That’s what happens when you import an expensive Yank who only understands bagels, pastrami sandwiches and (shudder) cronuts.

  166. 166
    Anonymous says:

    “As a psychologist I’m …”

    unable to punctuate correctly
    unable to appreciate a good précis of a rant
    unable to do a real science
    unable to pretend to be a real psychologist
    unable to comprehend that “Anonymous” is not a user name


  167. 167
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    I’d sooner vote for the sandwich.

  168. 168
    ROFLing says:

    “Cut the sandwich into manageable bites with a knife first”


  169. 169
    RightwinggitRedux says:

    What’s a Red Sea Pedestrian doing eating pork?

  170. 170
    RightwinggitRedux says:

    Tiffany one hit wonder did that….

    She cut her burgers in half.

  171. 171
    Oliver Cromwells Mum says:

    UKIP got how many votes ?

  172. 172
    Lady Mary says:

    I thought Miliband was a regular at Greggs, alongside Ed Balls and Rachel Reeves. If he’d spent less time talking nonsense about pasties and a bit more time practising with the bacon rolls, he wouldn’t be in this mess now.

  173. 173
    Anonymous says:

    Hardly fair. If he was Prime Minister he’d delegate a job like that to John Prescott.

  174. 174
    The Non-Kosher and Non-Halal Pork Producers' Association says:

    Good to see Ed Miliband eating some haram stuff.

  175. 175
    I-KIP, WE-KIP, THEY-KIP-He needs a Nap(KIP)in says:

    I agree, but let’s not forget that ‘POLICY’ was NEVER their aim. In fact, it’s UKIP’s ‘POLICY’ of not being in the the EU that has caused such vitriol. Remember, ‘When you dance with the devil, the devil doesn’t change. The devil changes you. He, as well as Clegg and Cameron, have said NOTHING about the slurs about UKIP. One could even call it ‘guilt by association’.

  176. 176
    Judus says:

    Guido you used to mean something and now you’ve you descended to Juvenile attacks on people you don’t agree with. I notice that Certain Tory personalities are spared your touch though. I hope CCHQ pay well.

  177. 177
    Miliband, 100% British, 3000% European, and 10,000% Democratic and Normal says:

    I can eat how I like. I’m even sometimes found downstairs in the kitchen at 3 AM eating purina cat chow with a tiddlywink.

  178. 178
    Anonymous says:

    Does not like beer or bacon sandwiches.

    Status as self appointed tribune of the neglected British striver may be under threat.

  179. 179
    John Bellingham says:

    “And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you”

  180. 180
    Len McClusterphuque says:

    and you were speaking bollox

  181. 181
    John Bellingham says:

    Like the Bloody Daily Telegraph that has taken to, not deleting comments, but editing them to change their meaning. Trouble is, the editing is being done by someone without English as a first language and adds spelling and grammatical mistakes to the denigration of the original poster.

  182. 182
    Suzie says:

    Poor toff he really doesn’t help himself does he?

  183. 183
    Suzie says:

    Same could be said about UKIP. I have never heard such bile coming from the two (sorry Libs) main parties before. They should be ashamed of themselves. Haven’t they learnt yet that the more they have a go at UKIP the more media coverage they are giving them. Idiots!

  184. 184
    Chilisauce says:

    Looks to me like he forgot to put his teeth in before leaving the house.

  185. 185
    MB. says:

    Was it Kosher bacon that he was eating?

  186. 186
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    He normally only eats bugs, so bacon was always going to be a bit of a challenge.

  187. 187
    thostids says:

    Cronuts? Ya harvest ‘em, yea? Yuh getta lotta custom? The crows don’t get to complain. Ya not heard of da RSPB? They got most of The UK flooded to make a place fit for de birds. Dese guys carry heat…a guy called Smith, radioactive ass, earrings, the full crap man. Mess with him and it’s Cronuts and retro virals all ’round. So that’s a cronut sandwich, Mr Miliburger, you gonna gag on it now or take it home and shove it down your kid?

  188. 188
    thostids says:

    Why travel when you got gas? If you’ve got oil the Capitalists come to you, armed.

  189. 189
    Francis 'dry smoked' Bacon says:

    I dont like Mr Miliband much, either.

  190. 190
    Chazzer says:

    Not as pathetic as the innumerable attacks upon Nigel Farage.

  191. 191
    The Messenger says:

    Of course, it’s too late for the Muslims to change their postsls vptes after seeing Ed exposed as a filthy bacon eating Kuufar. Was he filmed in Ali’s Snackbar.

  192. 192
    broderick crawford says:

    Is Milliporcine a shapeshifter then Mr Icke ?

    Does he morph into a pork pie after sundown and do a limbo dance at the Bohemian Grove ?
    Is that why he doesn t like bacon ?

  193. 193
    Pete says:

    Imagine Miliband’s face if he had a pint of beer with that bacon butty.

    He’s just so weird.

    It wouldn’t surprise me if he even hated the sight of naked breasts.

  194. 194
    Frankly says:

    Guido, you could be “the man who loved bacon too much”.

  195. 195
    James says:


    Denouncing – publicly declare to be wrong or evil / inform against.
    Renouncing – formally declare one’s abandonment of (a claim, right, or possession).

    I would be safe to say that if the people of these great isles votes Miliband, then being British has become wrong and evil :D

  196. 196
    Observer says:

    Way to go Guido. Show the twat up for the weirdo he is.

  197. 197
    Observer says:

    You forgot fish-mouthed.

  198. 198

    “Does not like beer or bacon sandwiches.”

    Stupid but in a way very very true.

  199. 199
    Ed Millibland says:

    Oooh, Balls has given me itchy farmers, pass the preparation H….

  200. 200
    call me dave says:

    Just shows what happens when a member of the Metropolitan Elite tries to ape working class behaviour. I bet he is hopeless at darts as well.

  201. 201
    running dog of capitalism says:

    No. But it’s good to see the photo-op/soundbite culture of the political class’s spin doctors coming apart. Keep up the good work Guido.

  202. 202
    Dr Llareggub says:

    Where was the guacamole? A must for the Labour elite. No wonder he could not eat it

  203. 203
    Cost-of-Labour-crisis says:

    It was all over the MSM first – I believe.

  204. 204
    Beth Din says:


  205. 205
    Nick Clegg says:

    Does he want lies with that?

  206. 206
    Julian Gibb says:

    Why did I look :-(

  207. 207
    Falc says:

    Wonder if he realises “There goes the Muslim vote”.

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