May 21st, 2014

VIDEO: Ed’s Battle of the Bacon Butty


82 Comments

  1. 1
    Tonyh says:

    Looking more gormless than usual,if thats possible

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  2. 2
    Cynical prat says:

    None Halal ? That’s lost the Muslim vote.

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    • 43
      Anonymous says:

      Worse still none kosher. Shmendrick.

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    • 55
      Julian Gibb says:

      Veggie vote lost.

      However I think he lost a lot of votes in general. I wouldn’t leave him in a room alone with a box of matches!

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      • 57
        meat and two veg says:

        Halal “bacon” is usually turkey.
        How the fuck that’s allowed I don’t know.

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      • 69
        broderick crawford says:

        ….the more relevant question being if that room were mirrored wall to ceiling and neon lit could he locate his own arse with both hands free ?

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  3. 3
    King James 1 says:

    This man is beyond parody! Millipede doesn’t even know how to eat a sandwich I know he’s out of touch but?!!

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  4. 4
    Peppa pig says:

    He is eating my dad :(

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  5. 5
    JJJ & Partners says:

    Just like everything he does… MESSY!

    A future PM? We don’t think so…

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  6. 6
    Wah wah pedal says:

    Why eat in a public place only for aids to stop people seeing him?
    Alexrod must’ve tried to make him look normal but those close to Ed (close enough to be sniffed?) knew better and this is the result.

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    • 58
      Nothing personal, honest says:

      I’m surprised that the camera didn’t break as soon as that fat blonde bint stepped in front of it.
      Jeez, what a hag. I suppose that she is a Labour supporter?

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  7. 7
    Dingleberry says:

    Man eats sandwich. Fucking hell, is this what it has come to? This is not news. Tomorrow, Farage eats a banana. Clegg eats a salad. Cameron eats a sausage. Idiots watch and judge.

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    • 9
      B3 says:

      Should have got big Diane to stand in front of the camera

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    • 10
      Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

      provided we don’t get pictures of Mark Oaten

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    • 11
      B3 says:

      @6, someone’s already done the banana one ;)

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    • 13
      JH326ya34523432 says:

      Lots of pop-up posters defending Millionaire-band this morning.

      Not sure what they think they are going to achieve.

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      • 15
        B3 says:

        @7 I’d heard that about Cameron too.

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        • 29
          Thrill Seeker says:

          It’s a race for the wooden spoon. The Greens and LibDems are going to settle it over a danish pastry.

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      • 34
        Dingleberry says:

        My post isn’t defending this Miliband person, it’s a commentary; all party leaders were mentioned. Christ, when did people get this stupid?

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    • 25
      The Critic says:

      More accurately, man with ‘superior intellect’ fails to master the art of sandwich eating. Leadership material?

      Who said it was news? Highly amusing though.

      Seems to me you are doing most of the judging?

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    • 60
      Grammar School Boy says:

      Ed Balls is fond of Greggs pies and pasties too…..

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    • 72
      Joe Public. says:

      His brother did the banana bit, and it did not help him at all.
      Others have done the sausage but only in a suggestive manner.
      Salad has been done by Eric Pickles.
      Not being able to eat or drink in a proper manner is a no no for a prospective PM.
      Please do not let your bias get in the way of facts.

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  8. 12
    oink oink says:

    bet it was danish bacon, bloody europhile

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    • 20
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      Most bacon these days is 90% water and 10% fat.

      I you’re going to have pork then it’s much better and cheaper to buy a nice pork roast.

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    • 40
      If I were a racist, diddle, diddle, dum says:

      He’ Labourish – he doesn’t go the whole hog.

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    • 74
      Joe Public. says:

      Yorkshire dry bacon contains none of these disgusting residues.
      Red Ed’s facial expressions seem more like gurning these days.

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  9. 16
    political correctness says:

    Warning, this video is not suitable for Muslim viewers

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  10. 18
    David Alexrod says:

    Okay, I’m getting this now. The question I must ask before we do anything is ‘Will Ed look weird doing this?’ Unforutnately the answer will almost always be’ Yes’.

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  11. 20
    LOL says:

    He doesn’t have the intellectual self confidence to be photographed eating a sandwich.

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  12. 22
    intergalacticsuperhero says:

    Well its a nice change of subject to distract everybody from the worst campaign that the Conservative party has ever launched in its entire life.

    Its not in particularly good taste either, it’s just switching negative campaigning to a different target, and it still stinks.

    Are we going to ditch all the election debates and just film all the party leaders eating a bacon butty?

    On a different note, and one that interests me more, how low does the Conservative vote have to go before Cameron is made to walk the plank?

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    • 27
      Eric Pickles for PM says:

      There is so little difference between the Westminster parties in terms of policies on Europe, we may as well settle the question of second, thrid and fourth places by having a sandwich eating competition.

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      • 82
        thostids says:

        Look. Lamb-burger, I remember you when you were in William Tell. You’re bringing good old-fashioned sadism into disrepute. You know none of these metros can handle toasted bacon sarnies. Give the bastards quartered apples, no pips or toe-nails, and don’t book the Opera seats for next September as you might have to pay for them yourself.

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  13. 24
    9th Century peado says:

    may Allah condemn his soul

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  14. 26
    Ed's Housekeeper says:

    More clickbait for the advertisers. Tell me Guido, have you ever thought of wearing a sandwichboard when you go down the pub?

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  15. 30
    Britannia says:

    Roll on tomorrow.

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  16. 32
    Beyond Parody says:

    bang goes the muzza, vegan and j***sh vote

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  17. 33
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Even a thick intern will know that you can’t eat bacon butties or hamburgers without looking like a complete bloody food. The hot fat will drip everywhere, on to lips, chin, tie, shirt, and suit.

    If you hire kids to organise photoshoots, without thinking of the consequences, the dear leader looks like a complete bloody fool. In some circumstances some would be given the 9mm treatment.

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    • 45
      intergalacticsuperhero says:

      Perhaps they did it on purpose?

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    • 71
      broderick crawford says:

      yeah .. every body knows it should be crunchy buttered toast BUT cut into four pieces for effortless and good mannered consumption.

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  18. 35
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    And now some lovely tripe and onions. Working class food for a cost of living crisis.
    What better food for Ed Miliband the union puppet.

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  19. 38
    Dangerous Brian says:

    And yet still it is predicted that 30% of those that vote in the Euro elections will vote for Labour and, by extension, this complete and utter dolt.
    I really find it hard to believe there are that many supremely stupid people in this country.
    Vote Ukip if only to see the startled looks on the faces of the Liblabcon traitors.

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  20. 42
    Slow news day says:

    Top story: man bites sandwich. Really?

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  21. 44
    Ed Marxbot says:

    Thumtimes I feel like a monkey in a thircus.

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  22. 46
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Ed, would you like an egg with that bacon butty?

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  23. 48
    Vomit Inducing says:

    Liberal surrender warts `n` all

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    • 63
      thostids says:

      Utter nausea. Seeing he isn’t picky, and he is going to meet “Lard-Arse” one day, couldn’t he have a dry-run with a zoo Hippo and perhaps succumb to something like Ebola, or even just lock him in with Angela and find out if Berlusconi was lying as usual or actually got it right.
      Jesus, “brothers and sisters, you’re not aliens” well that’s lucky because it’s a bloody long flight back to Pluto.

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    • 79
      joeb says:

      Yes, I imagine he would repeat this – but perhaps with more urgency – even as his local ‘cultural enrichers’ threw a length of rope over a lamp post for him…

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  24. 53
    jgm2 says:

    Being a J** it might have been the first time he’d ever had a bacon sarnie. Probably told somebody to grab him a sandwich for the photo op and A.N.Spad, eager to please Useless Ned, came back with God’s greatest gift to the breakfast menu.

    I’m not sure if bacon is an acquired taste although I believe it is the one meat that people who become vegetarians really crave.

    They don’t know what they’re missing the M***ims and J**s.

    Best to keep it to ourselves. Cane you imagine the pr*i*ce of pork if it suddenly acquired one billion new consumers?

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  25. 54
    Samwell says:

    Oy vey! That’s not kosher.

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  26. 56
    Phantomsby says:

    The Dork eats pork?!

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  27. 65
    Realist says:

    What a prick !

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  28. 66
    Richard says:

    He is such a cock

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  29. 73
    broderick crawford says:

    PIGS THIS TIME WERE –LITERALLY — FLYING

    ( as in all over the shop )

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  30. 75
    Catsup says:

    What is this ghastly red stuff?

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  31. 76
    UKIP ate my hamster says:

    What a spastic.

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  32. 77
    SIZE 15 CARBON FOOTPRINT says:

    Did the pratt really believe that being seen eating a bacon sandwich would increase his vote?

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  33. 78
    joeb says:

    Wiped his mouth with the back of his hand.

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  34. 81
    Andrew Rawnsley says:

    You do not need experience in the broadcast media to know that it is a messy business eating a bacon butty; you simply have to have eaten one before.

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