May 21st, 2014

Ed Meets Some Tories

Poor Ed. First he kicked off his tour of the country today by visiting a cafe in Bedford, where the owner revealed that “I find the Conservatives are more pro-business”. Then he went to a brewery in Bedford, where one of the bosses says “The move by the Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne, to not only abolish the duty escalator but to actually reduce duty was a welcome one, allowing the Group to pass the 1p saving on to our brewery pub licensees”. Surely Ed’s afternoon trip to Doncaster to campaign on zero-hour contracts can’t possibly go wrong? He better ignore the fact that Labour-run Doncaster council employs 300 people on zero-hour contracts, mind. Another good day on the stump then.


175 Comments

  1. 1
    Dan Hodges says:

    You racist, oh, sorry, half past 3.

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    • 19
      Prince Charles, blackmailed n*nce says:

      the Nazis are to blame for all evil, ever, not the Y*ds. Now can I be king, please?

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      • 33
        jgm2 says:

        Fucking idiot Prince Charles. The Russians lost 20 million men fighting the N*a*z*is. They won’t like being compared to them.

        It’s not as if Putin is Stalin or anything.

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        • 41
          String Vest says:

          Exactly, not diplomatic at all. In fact it was a downright disgusting thing to say. He should apologise.

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        • 81
          táxpáyér says:

          Fast invasion eastwards encroaching on russian territory.

          The Russians see the EUSSR as being more llike hitler.

          Charles is a tit.

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      • 175
        Ciaran J Goggins Ph.D says:

        Two of my maternal uncles died in Auschwitz, one fell out his watch tower because he was pissed, the other tried seimming in the cesspit.

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    • 38
      Anonymous says:

      His facial expression makes it look like he’s taken a bite from a sh*t sandwich

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      • 48
        Henry Crun says:

        Except the shit sandwich is left with the bad taste in its mouth

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      • 52
        Bill Quango MP says:

        Looks like the cafe owner had just began to explain exactly how the camel testicles were finely ground and mixed with scorpion tail, fish eyes and jackal tongue spices .

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      • 168
        Socialism is a mental illness says:

        Yep, those snappers have caught some gems of pics of Ed, my favourite is the one where he is spilling his cup of tea…..priceless.

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    • 49
      rimmmmmer says:

      As ever Dan’s blog post today is worthwhile comedy reading if anyone needs a laugh.

      He is very angry that Ed Miliband won’t sink quite as low as Hodges in trying to smear Farage. He uses the word racist about 25 times. He gives every impression that he was foaming at the mouth as he typed. And, as always, he gets torn to shreds by the readers. Being a decent man that I am, I confess to feeling a little concerned for him, he is displaying outward signs of some emotional problems, ranting away, howling at the moon and clearly slipping ever further from reality as it becomes increasingly clear that most people simply ignore his insistence that anyone who disagrees with the think tank he works for called MigrationMatters must be racist.

      On a good note for women I suggest reading this piece – it absolutely, and correctly shreds the piece in the telegraph yesterday by louisa peacock where she was celebrating getting a man fired and claiming that a dress code being applied to women is “sexist” with those utter morons at the everydaysexism campaign.

      http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/lara-prendergast/2014/05/dear-wonder-women-the-doorman-at-sushisamba-was-not-sexist/

      Proof at least that not all women are as stupid and shallow as Cathy Newman, Caroline Criadoperez, Harriet Harperson etc.

      Which man has never heard “Sorry lads, only letting in groups with women tonight”? Feminists now have labour held seats for parliament where men are banned from running. They have special bursaries set aside for them at nearly every university. The majority of golf clubs that admit only one sex discriminate against men (never heard that on the BBC?) And now they want to be able to not have to abide by dress codes.

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      • 63
        veejay says:

        Guido has a good link up showing how laurie penny and caroline criado-perez writing a letter simply saying a man is guilty of r.a.p.e. because he is a man and has been accused may well stop a conviction being secured.

        That’s if he is charged. Which he hasn’t been. But that doesn’t stop aforesaid feminist morons insisting the man should lose his position and his speech be boycotted.

        Not the brightest sparks are they?

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        • 174
          Ciaran 4Ukip Goggins says:

          Ed Miliband is the only guy apart from myself who would look better facially after a massive stroke.

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      • 84
        táxpáyér says:

        Also today, my gym has a sexual apartheid afternoon were men are banned.

        There is no nein-femme afternoon to even try to balance this blatant sexism out.

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    • 143
      broderick crawford says:

      Look carefully at the bacon munching foto .

      Even the table flowers are wilting in disdain .

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    • 167
      Ciaran 4Ukip Goggins says:

      Was it halal bacon?

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  2. 2
    jgm2 says:

    28% of the UK muppetariate will still vote for the Useless jackass.

    Because they’re thick c*unts.

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    • 10
      Anonymous says:

      Sad but so bloody true……Because their Dad and Grandfather voted Labour, dont they realize they are not the same fuckin party anymore……

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        F##k the LibLabCon says:

        Full of millionaires by all accounts.

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      • 172
        Ciaran 4Ukip Goggins says:

        Anything is better that Alex Salmond and those other SNP c’unts without the english taxpayer that have as much chance of succeeding as the Groovy Gangs appeal.

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    • 82
      Gooey Blob says:

      28% is about the limit of what Labour can expect next year, it could easily turn out to be lower than that. There’s still a year to go in which polls will continue to swing from Labour to the Tories.

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      • 91
        jgm2 says:

        I don’t care where they swing to as long as they swing away from Labour.

        Labour destroyed the UK economy. They flooded the UK with third world immigrants to buy votes in their rapidly de-populating shitholes. They instigated a class war when their economic clusterfuck finally met reality.

        They are wicked, malicious, evil c*unts.

        I was amazed in 2010 that there was a single Labour MP left. I genuinely find it difficult to believe that so many people are so fucking stupid or brainwashed. Yet they are. 28% of the UK voting population are utter fucking morons. By definition.

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        • 134
          Tim Yeo-Yo says:

          Like this

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        • 145
          geordieboy says:

          The majority of Labour supporters think they are always going to get something for nothing from the working taxpayer(Line my pockets courtesy of the rich) The problem is a Labour government is too busy lining their own pockets to bother about their core support normally the shirkers and brainwashed.

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          • Ciaran 4Ukip Goggins says:

            Same as all those mentalist sweaty socks in the SNP. Shameless subsidy junkies.

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  3. 3
    Realist says:

    Ed the millionaire knows all about the “cost of living crisis” https://twitter.com/privatemeans/status/469030888236679168/photo/1

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  4. 4
    "Toilets" Farage says:

    (Reuters) – UKIP issued a notice on its websites asking users not to vote UKIP, but took down the message a short time later without explanation.

    Roger Helmer is helping with enquiries.

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    • 39
      Elvis says:

      Wise Men Say….
      Tra la la….
      Nige….. GO MAN GO

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    • 42
      Anonymous says:

      Thing is, UKIP stuff it up and it looks like amateurs with the best intentions learning how to do it. Labour stuff it up and it looks like a lifelong politician who should know better.

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  5. 5
    PD77 says:

    I don’t know about Mr Bean or Wallace, he’s more Terry Fu*kwit.

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    • 17
      Tim Yeo-Yo says:

      Like this

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    • 79
      Observant says:

      If the Doncaster labour party also ran a donkey with a red rosette Milipede would be out on his ear. He’d have a ‘bus pass Elvis’ type general election. Come on Doncaster it must be embarrassing to have Red Ed representing you, so chuck him out.

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  6. 6
    JH34891230-48-92 says:

    Imagine how bewildering it must be to have to go and wander about a world you are utterly unfamiliar with, and pretend that you know the first fucking thing about how to run it, as a mini-legion of stressed yes-people frantically flap about trying to stop you looking like a prize cúnt.

    Poor lad.

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    • 24
      Tim Yeo-Yo says:

      Perhaps if the major parties employed normal people as advisors they might not make as many cock ups?

      How is a SPAD or bag carrier who’s never had a life outside of Westminster meant to advise on human interaction with normal people? The legions of fresh faced bag carriers may all have double firsts in PPE from OxBridge but it’s fuk all use in dealing with ‘people’ (voters!) if you didn’t first go to the school of hard knocks.

      Brains are a good thing but worthless unless backed up with common sense.

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        GDS says:

        At 18 my father said I could tell him the cubic capacity of a dustbin but couldn’t take the lid off. He was right. Now, after 2 degrees, 32 years of service in the Armed Forces and a responsible job in industry, I feel I could contribute to a political philosophy. Most SPADs and MPs need someone to wipe their arses

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        • 158
          Fred the pensioner says:

          Yes, way back when, I knew somebody like that. Double firsts from Oxford, brilliant linguist, but could not/did not know how to put the plug on his iron! Good job little old thickie like me knew how to wield a screwdriver.

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    • 105
      Maqb­oul says:

      Quite. He’s just well out of his depth. to the point he is embarrassing. No wonder Brother David was spitting feathers: he knew him better than anyone, in fact I bet he gave him his first Chinese Burn for being so wet.

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    • 121
      Fed Up says:

      But how can a someone who has never had a proper job, mixed only with the upper middle class and has sucked on the party’s tit through what were hard tomes for the rest of us,
      empathise with ordinary constituents.

      The Parliamentary “Labour” party now has only a handful of MPs who were manual or blue collar workers (only Denis Skinner and Postman Alan Johnson spring to mind).

      One in seven have left university gone straight to politics as researchers etc. before being parachuted into real life to become MPs. But they do ensure that no matter how poor their constituents they will always have a rich person to speak for them.

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      • 133
        Maqb­oul says:

        Socialists never intended that the working class would lead, only that they would be lead (by the middle class).

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        • 159
          Fred the pensioner says:

          “led” not “lead” (that’s what our immigrant friends nick from church roofs).

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  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    Desperate stuff Guido. Sooo weak.

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    • 13
      Ed Moribund says:

      Thanks – You guys at the wapid webuttawl unit are doing a gweat job of pwotecting me.

      I apweciate it.

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      • 22
        The Wapid Webuttawl Unit says:

        Thanks Ed. It is a privilege. We are very grateful to Mr Alexshift for letting us help you.

        Yes we can. Yes we can.

        Now, about the money you sent to sort out that Nigerian lottery win. There’s been a bit of a snag…

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    • 14
      Tired of it all says:

      You poor thing. Are those nasty Tories threatening to take away your benefits ?

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  8. 8
    David Axelrod says:

    It was not the best decision I ever made when I decided to hitch my wagon to his star.

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  9. 11
    A swivel eyed loon says:

    I’m voting UKIP because I once tried to shake a black guy’s hand and he went for a fist bump. It was really awkward…

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  10. 20
    Anonymous says:

    Seems like Dan Hodges’ pals are out in force again.

    More fucking Ed ? Really? Are the Tories just sitting on their duffs this time round?

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    • 161
      Fred the pensioner says:

      Yes, let’s face it, there really is nothing to vote about apart from a few local council seats – and they don’t really matter anyway.

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  11. 21
    Tom Jones says:

    I’ll be voting UKIP because Farage shares my discomfort on hearing non English on trains. The Blaenau Ffestiniog railway is rife with this gibberish.

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  12. 23
    ed milliband peoples representitive of doncaster says:

    perhaps i’ll pose for pictures in front of doncaster councils shiny new 100 million office building,you know the one across from the library that may have to close because of savage tory cuts

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    • 26
      jgm2 says:

      Without a doubt that is what will happen. And at all times flanked by thugs who will shout down or ‘educate’ anybody who tries to point that out.

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  13. 25
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    Who the fuck is that mong pictured above?

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  14. 29
    Dave Axelrod says:

    The gimp is loose I want a nationwide APB or whatever you limeys call it put out immediately get him back.
    Dead or alive.
    Preferably dead nobody will notice any change in his facial expressions anyway.

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  15. 30
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ve just done a great big jobbie and it smells.

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  16. 34
    JB says:

    At what stage do the Ukippers who demand their country back realise that most of them are probably descended from immigrants themselves ie Angles, Saxons etc. This country has been a trading nation for centuries and the fact that we have no land borders hasn’t stopped the movement (in and out) of peoples. Some settle and some don’t.
    Wanting controlled immigration does not a racist make, but it is deluded thinking to believe that we can continue to buy and sell on a global scale without some form of population movement.

    However trying to restrict immigration to the right sort of people is both discriminatory and somewhat daft – most of the world doesn’t look like you and if you make it obvious that you have a problem with that then you’re a fool. International currencies look the same on a balance sheet and you discriminate against Chinese or Asian or African or even Eastern European money at your peril.

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    • 40
      The devil is in the detail says:

      “it is deluded thinking to believe that we can continue to buy and sell on a global scale without some form of population movement”

      Some form of population movement = ?

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      • 56
        JB says:

        Simple question:

        How long does an immigrant have to reside in a country before they, or their descendants, are no longer classed as immigrants?

        Is it:

        a) less than 1 year
        b) between 1 and 10 years
        c) between 11 and 100 years
        d) over 100 years
        e) as long as they come from a country we consider to be “like us” it doesn’t matter

        Answers on a postcard please.

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        • 65
          The devil is in the detail says:

          I’m asking the questions here sunshine so why don’t you try answering them.

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        • 88
          I have really given up the the brainwashed in this country says:

          Ask people from the Commonwealth who came and went before we got involved with the EU, we were a seafaring nation with lots of immigrants and racial tensions, going back to at least the 1900s, people just fitted in and carried on doing what they came here to do get a decent living, we could cope with the few but we cannot cope with the many, houses, schools, hospitals, doctors, roads, more people means less for the people living here now, we have to build , train new doctors etc that takes years, time to slow immigration down just to catch up, remember the Commonwealth we had they decided to go their own way without us, it appears they came this way. I wonder why.

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        • 112
          Socialism is theft says:

          You are asking an irrelevant, pointless question. The real question is why are British people considered racist for wanting to run their own country but not the Chinese, Russians, Americans and members of every other country?

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    • 57
      Anonymous says:

      You are showing your tolerance by being intolerant of people who are intolerant! How does that work then?

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    • 58
      Jezza says:

      It’s about the numbers and the quality, get over it

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    • 59
      Bill Quango MP says:

      So you are saying to get the Chinese yuan, we must also take all the Chinese poor?
      Not sure that is so at all.
      We can take and receive all the Yankee dollars we can get and have never needed to allow unlimited American immigration into the UK.

      Free movement is one thing.
      Unlimited, quite another.

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    • 64
      I have really given up the the brainwashed in this country says:

      Are you trying to introduce slavery as an import or is it just an export, we were a shipping nation until the EU got it’s hands on Britain now we are just a residential country full of people, with thousands waiting to come in for free money and housing, we may be a mongrel nation but a thousand years had us as one nation destroyed by the EU and our own corrupt and lieing politicians, we have a choice we have change by democracy or we end up having are own spring festival, me I prefer democratic means, by the way Romania is more of a mongrel country than we are, according to wiki

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      • 74
        JB says:

        History or maths not your strong points are they. The Act of Union was signed in 1707. Not sure that’s close to a thousand really.

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        • 77
          JB says:

          Another point – do you genuinely believe that corrupt and lying politicians only came about after we joined the EU?

          If so then you are either blinkered or deliberately ignoring the facts to suit your argument. Nevr a good way to convince doubters of the strength of your argument.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Not very tolerant are you? Or does your tolerance run out at a different point to mine? and if it does I think I should get the moral high ground and tell you how to live.

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        • 108
          I have really given up the the brainwashed in this country says:

          The Scots have always wanted to go there own way even after the South Seas bubble, I never included them , they are a separate nation and because September could be even a more separate nation, we never found out how corrupt and lieing the politicians were until Bliar thought he could make more money and brought in the FOI act and with the help of the internet we found out more, we joined the EEC not the EU, the EU is a recent disturbing action.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Educashun, educashun, educashun.
            An 84 word sentence, speeling mistakes galore…
            Says it all really.
            So when you said “but a thousand years had us as one nation” you didn’t mean the Scots. OK then just the Welsh and Irish except most of Ireland left us in the 1920’s leaving Northern Ireland and Wales. Just so I’m clear you believe England, Wales and Northern Ireland have been destroyed by the EU and lying politicians.
            I run care homes for older people and I can tell you that 90% of the people who apply, and have the right qualifications, are precisely the people you want to stop coming here. They earn a decent living wage, put in a good stint each day, go home to their families and are generally good citizens. The indigenous Anglo Saxons are the ones that don’t know how to turn up on time each and every day, think they can leave early, take sick leave as if it was a holiday entitlement, go off work with stress related illnesses, demand compensation if they do something stupid because it certainly isn’t their fault etc etc
            If it comes to a choice between a 20 year old Brit (with a workshy, I know my rights attitude), or an Eastern European (who understands that you don’t get something for nothing) taking care of my elederly Mum then I know who I would prefer.
            Willing, educated (can read, write and count), articulate (can speak without profanity), reliable, competent are not the qualities normally associated with a good proportion of Brits under 30.
            When that is not true then, and only then, will it be time to restrict immigration in the way that UKIP wants.

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          • GDS says:

            People who spell and punctuate well mostly think well. You simply fail.

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          • Anonymous says:

            How so?

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    • 66
      F##k the LibLabCon says:

      Still voting UKIP.

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    • 94
      táxpáyér says:

      Oh dear your comment is dumb on so many levels.

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    • 136
      Maqb­oul says:

      Canada and Australia have a points system for immigration. They take the right sort of vocational people, irrespective of racial background, and their economies are doing just very well.

      BJ is trying to conflate a number of issues, without success.

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  17. 44
    BBC News says:

    Members of eBay are being made to change their passwords after a cyber-attack compromised a database containing user information.

    We’re getting reports Nigel Farage is behind the hack.

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  18. 45
    Ed Sillyband says:

    What a plonker!

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  19. 51
    Mr English says:

    I’ll be voting UKIP because the local Romanian rag and bone man’s trumpet makes me jump.

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    • 60
      Veggie Farts says:

      Voting UKIP will make climate change worse.

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      • 71
        RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

        Better than vomit inducing Greens?

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      • 138
        Maqb­oul says:

        Voting UKIP will make the curtains fade quicker; it will not be popular among the badger population of Somerset; nor will Lord Putin be too happy either as it will drive up the price of botox. Why, oh why do you fools insist on leaving the EU when it will inevitably lead to the demise of the internet and the dismantling of the English Premier League?

        Ed Miliband and Dave Cameron are still young men. If there is no European superstate then what kind of a career can these political giants aspire to? My, they’d have to find real jobs.

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    • 163
      Orson Kart says:

      “Rag and bone man”? My, haven’t heard that expression for about 40 years (after the Steptoe series)!

      You are really showing your age, grandad!

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  20. 54
    Alf Garnett says:

    I’ll be voting UKIP cause first they came for the beards and i didn’t speak out because i was not a beard. then they came for the moustaches…

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  21. 62
    In other news says:

    Gangs of Romanian beggars are renting shops and cafés to live in in Porto, making life hell for the locals:

    http://www.jn.pt/paginainicial/pais/concelho.aspx?Distrito=Porto&Concelho=Porto&Option=Interior&content_id=3924793

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  22. 67
    RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

    Majority of postal votes tend to be Labour votes……….. no fraud there then ;)

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    • 83
      F##k the LibLabCon says:

      But what has Dave done about it in four years?

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      • 141
        RomaBobbieBooBoo says:

        You are right, Dave has done f*ck all.

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        • 164
          Orson Kart says:

          ALL postal voting should be banned. No turn up at polling station with appropriate ID – no vote. So simple, you’d think even a politician might be able to understand the concept.

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  23. 75
    Dick Skidmore says:

    Premier Knobhead!

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  24. 76
    JH34891230-48-92 says:

    Is it just me or has the media assault on Farage lost it’s steam?

    The peons are going out to vote tomorrow! Come on lefties, surely you’ve got some racism accusations left in reserve?!?!?

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  25. 80
    F##k the LibLabCon says:

    What the bloody hell is going on here?
    No one has called anyone else a racist for some time now!

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  26. 85
    Will says:

    Still not met any candidates yet despite thier being local council elections inthe uk. And euro elections. Does anyone won’t my vote.

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  27. 86
    Anonymous says:

    I’m voting UKIP because I want to be able to have a bacon buttie without the fear of being stoned to death

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    • 97
      jgm2 says:

      I’m voting UKIP to piss Cameron, Milliband, Clegg and the BBC off.

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    • 124
      I have really given up the the brainwashed in this country says:

      I’m voting UKIP because I can, it’s a wasted vote if I voted for the LibLaCon or the green stuff ,they don’t deal with individuals, they only deal with groups of people like the UAF, Hate not Hope, dog catchers anonymous etc, my vote will be one of many individual votes which I hope will help change this country eventually.

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    • 126
      Annoymouse says:

      I’m voting labour because I have red shoes

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  28. 96
    Anonymous says:

    UK retail sales growth hits a 10 year high in April

    So bang goes the cost of living crisis.

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    • 98
      jgm2 says:

      Oh no – that’ll be ‘proof’ of the ‘cotht of living cwithith’.

      People are having to spend more to afford the same stuff.

      See how it works?

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  29. 99
    King James 1 says:

    Labour donor and stalwart of their finance and industry group has today joined Ukip and asked fellow Liebour voters to switch as well. This should be receiving wider coverage i guess it’s been mentioned on Twitter. He’s apparently unhappy with Marxist Labours immigration policies. It’s not a surprise that Millipede is fanatically pro-immigration but just what are this loonies plans! His name is Ian Wallace and he’s been a party member since ’79.

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    • 113
      I have really given up the the brainwashed in this country says:

      Ship, rats, jumping, sinking, the, are, well I’ll go to the foot of our stairs.

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      • 165
        Orson Kart says:

        I can’t do that as I live in a single storey bungalow bereft of stairs.

        So, where do us disenfranchised persons go to get those same privileges?

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  30. 101
    Nick Robinson at the BBC says:

    The BBC has learnt that it’s Nigel Farage’s fault that Chilcot hasn’t reported yet.

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  31. 104
    intergalacticsuperhero says:

    Here is an absolutely typical quote from the comments on a Telegraph article.

    “Indeed, as a life-long Tory voter there’s no way on earth I’d ever vote Tory again – I don’t care what their policies are and who is leader – I want to see the party destroyed like the traitors they are.”

    There are hundreds of others in the same vein.

    The Tories have not yet understood that they have destroyed their own party.

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    • 108
      Idon'tneednodoctor says:

      Written by Ed Balls?

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      • 125
        Spiderman says:

        You see, this is what you’re up against intergalacticsuperhero, denial.

        This denial will put Labour in to power in 2015 with the only silver lining being no more cast iron Dave. Sadly this is the way it has to be.

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    • 117
      Gooey Blob says:

      The Ukip trolls at The Telegraph give the party a very bad name, they take great joy in arguing for a Miliband victory via the back door. They’re the principal reason why I won’t be voting Ukip at the euros for the first time since the 1990s.

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      • 120
        Socialism is theft says:

        The big danger at the GE is a Tory landslide and then Dave wont give two hoots for a Referendum and he will be resuming to put more pressure on the EU to get Turkey to join the EU. Then another 75 million of the religion of peace will be able to come here.

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      • 131
        intergalacticsuperhero says:

        UKIP doesn’t have trolls; it has supporters, it doesn’t need trolls.

        You remember what a supporter is?

        The Tories don’t deserve anybody’s support, and after the last few weeks they won’t be getting it from any of the people who have been on the receiving end of Osborne’s hate campaign.

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        • 156
          GDS says:

          What a load of idle brained bollox. You are about as politically astute as David Brent. Go get a real life, low life. Politics isn’t about standing naked in a field and “demanding” everyone both listen to you and do as you wish. It’s about calculation, what’s right, beliefs, philosophy but most of all, delivery! You couldn’t deliver a newspaper, never mind a fully costed, philosophically driven manifesto for government so stop dripping like the septic arsehole you clearly are.

          Tory to UHunt “defectors” are merely political pygmies who don’t understand that all major political parties are, almost by definition, coalitions in themselves and therefore forge policies on the iron of intellectual debate. UHuntERS believe that its merely a process of shouting very loudly in the hope of being heard. My dog does that and he, quite rightly, doesn’t have the vote.

          FFS grow up you “me, me, me” person. I bet you’re a NIMBY too

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  32. 115
    the homonculus says:

    Nice to see the friend of Israel choking on his lovely pork

    Milliband must have been wished all the best By wee Gordie McMmental

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  33. 118
    BBC History says:

    The last two World wars were started by UKIP because they wanted to invade France.

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  34. 119
    the homonculus says:

    Ja Ja Milliband speaks

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  35. 122
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    Can I come out of hiding yet?

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  36. 135
    Milli Vanilli Band says:

    “Babe you know it’s true…”

    Like

  37. 139
    Ed Miliband (not waycist) says:

    I’m imagining what the ukip enema is going to feel like…

    Like

    • 148
      Restless in Godalming... says:

      A small slippery thing in the bottom. However the lib dems & Cameronistas are used to it…

      Like

  38. 140
    FairBobby says:

    These are the sort of pictures that Goebbels used to use for propaganda.

    Liked by 1 person

  39. 142
    Ed Milliband says:

    Shit – it’s not kosher.

    Like

  40. 147
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    Apparently he bumped into a few more Tories in Lincoln this afternoon at a branch of Burger King where zero hour contracts are the norm too.

    Pitty he couldn’t find time to pop next door to Newark.

    He’d have bumped into the Prime Minister too!

    Like

  41. 157
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    If it looks like a MUPPET and acts like a MUPPET, YEP your right, its a MUPPET :)

    Like

  42. 169
    UKIP Voter (OAP) says:

    What disgusting table manners the man has.
    To grasp a sandwich in both hands before taking a bite is just horrible.
    If the sandwich is too big to old in one hand it should be cut into smaller pieces.

    Like

  43. 170
    UKIP Voter (OAP) says:

    HOLD – not old.

    Like


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Left on Left says:

The lefties are attacking because the panellist is a millionaire and lives in a London home worth upwards of two million. Someone had best tell them he’s called Ed Miliband.


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